Sunday, November 2, 2008

Still Waiting

UPDATE 1: The weekend passed without a word from the finder of the suitcase.

Correction: The 0bama2OO8 YouTube is still up. I thought I had tried every combination of zeros and O's but I must have missed one. Thanks F for setting me straight on that one.



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As the end of the weekend approaches, we are still waiting for a glimpse of the contents of the Berlin Suitcase.

There is a rumor of a New York suitcase, but I could not find a mention of it on Iamaphoney's channel, and I believe the suspected YouTube user account 0Bama2008 has been closed.

One item of note this weekend is a new offering, Theosophic Extension from YouKnowMyName231

475 comments:

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Anonymous said...

You know we got a mystery to solve
So Mikey Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back
And Mikey Doo if you come through
Your gonna have yourself a Yoda snack, that's a fact

Anonymous said...

you guys are geeks

Anonymous said...

Come phoney me, let's phone the phoney way...

F. Sinatra.

Anonymous said...

uber geeks

Anonymous said...

You know we got a mystery to solve
So Mikey Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back
And Mikey Doo if you come through
Your gonna have yourself a Yoda snack, that's a fact

November 4, 2008 10:42 AM

I shouldn't have put that here. That would have made a good YT video!

Anonymous said...

Come Mike, to me, let's Mike the milky way!

Anonymous said...

Come Mike, to me, let's Mike the milky way!

November 4, 2008 10:46 AM

LOL

Anonymous said...

I have only one question for the phoney....

Do you wanna come back to my place?

See the answer in the next part of the rotten apple series!

Anonymous said...

If you go to Holland today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go to Holland today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every Mike that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the phoney's hide their suitcase.

Anonymous said...

semper uber ubi sub Obi-Wan Kenobi geeks

Anonymous said...

That makes two of us.

Anonymous said...

Definitely two. lol

Anonymous said...

Don't get sidetracked you followers! The big revelation has come! Phoney's tiny penis. PID = Penis is dead.

Anonymous said...

Hang on, I forgot the chorus. Got to have a chorus.

Anonymous said...

Every Mikey there, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of wonderful evidence
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the bushes, where nobody looks
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the phoney's hide their suitcase

Anonymous said...

What happened to Mike today?

Anonymous said...

While the other idiot is rhyming on,
I would like to sing my song,
The song is about one man,
Who does the best he can,
With his small dick that hangs down there,
But bad enough to just not care,
He keeps on trying to get laid,
Hides suitcases that aren't so great,
This was my song and although short,
Not as tiny as the phoney's 'sword'.

No, I don't mean an actual sword.

Anonymous said...

"While the other idiot is rhyming on,"

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Anonymous said...

Are we really supposed to take this seriously?

Anonymous said...

Boy that poet sure enjoys talking about dicks.

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

The truth is in that suitcase...the penis is in that suitcase. Penis is dead. PID.

Anonymous said...

go get the penis mikey!

Anonymous said...

so let's play "Hide the SuitCase"

Anonymous said...

step 1

Pack your bag.

Anonymous said...

three to go

Anonymous said...

"Penis is dead. PID."


LMAO That is too funny!


That would make:
PWR - Penis Was Replaced

Penis Was Repalced - Nothing is Real
"It was a fake penis"

Anonymous said...

A "Michael Jackson" penis, if you will.

Anonymous said...

a spotted dick?

Anonymous said...

yawn.

Anonymous said...

good morning!

Anonymous said...

Then of course there would be PIA:
Penis Is Alive

All interesting theories if I do say so myself.

Anonymous said...

Well all signs point to the penis being replaced. Didn't you see the photographic evidence?

Anonymous said...

No, thanks. I'm driving.

Anonymous said...

The Rotten Penis.

The King is Naked! PenisIf.

Anonymous said...

Pardon the inturruption:

There is a Lostand Found brown satchel on baggage carasol #4. Will Claimant please step forward?

Anonymous said...

Boooooooooring.

Phoney's penis is waaay more interesting.

Anonymous said...

ok

let's hear every detail. Would that help?

Anonymous said...

mikey should know, he slept with him.

Anonymous said...

Mike Update:


Not Here.

Anonymous said...

is this a bitter gay triangle going on here?

BOOOOOring

Anonymous said...

Kids stuffed of with yoda cookies?

Anonymous said...

No, it's me coming out!

Anonymous said...

that's nice


The once was a dude, was a phoney
T'was with ye ol' dick so small it no pony

But he said with a grin
as he began to begin

"my freak flag is no one's bologna!"

Anonymous said...

Paul + Killers

Anonymous said...

Flowers too.

Anonymous said...

vince, here.

in the middle of "Electric arguments" right now!

Not weird enough for me, but...... it's Paul.

Anonymous said...

hah
vince is lame gaming

Anonymous said...

i didn't know electric arguments was available on the internet already!!!.
thanks for telling.

downloading now.

Anonymous said...

Mike had to drive across country to the thrift store today in the hopes of finding some Beatle items to take pictures of. 50Cent's computer caught fire mid-upload, and he lost all the photos that he took of the suitcase contents.

Anonymous said...

That's a bummer.

Anonymous said...

You can't count on those old Tandy or Commodore computers.

Anonymous said...

So is that true about the phoney's dick being shown once? The cock of a phoney. Or is that a cock of the phoney?

Anonymous said...

"So is that true about the phoney's dick being shown once? The cock of a phoney. Or is that a cock of the phoney?"

Is that why he is so fond of hiding in the bushes?

Anonymous said...

He is probably molesting the suitcases before he hides them.

Anonymous said...

"He is probably molesting the suitcases before he hides them"

LOL!

Anonymous said...

this is creepy

Anonymous said...

well what can do you expect. he is a phoney after all.

Anonymous said...

"He is probably molesting the suitcases before he hides them."

That explains a lot! Phoney is like Manson! He misinterpreted McCartney's song "Rough Ride" to mean that he needs to make love to leather suitcases!

Rough Ride

I Needed Loving, Needed A Friend
I Needed Something, That Would Be There In The End.
On A Rough Ride To Heaven
Want To Get Inside, What Will I Do?
On A Rough Ride To Heaven,
I Want To Get Inside To Be With You.

Anonymous said...

Oh God. Now I understand his relationship with mikey.

Anonymous said...

I hope Mikey isn't a ..... a .....suitcase substitute! OMG! I feel sick!

Anonymous said...

Think of all those poor suitcases. We must buy them all before phoney gets to them and rapes them all!

Anonymous said...

Poor 65if! He has no clue as to what his suitcase has gone through. OMG! I am going to be sick again!

Anonymous said...

That is why they are having so much trouble with the Berlin case!! The zipper is probably crusted shut!

Anonymous said...

Where should I hide? I don't want to be molested by phoney.

Reply soon.

A very worried suitcase.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, stay away from the bushes!

Anonymous said...

It was a few months ago. I was just sitting in the basement, minding my own business. When suddenly I saw this bloke with a dirty t-shirt with 'Helter skelter' on it who put his dirty hands on my zipper. He opened mine and his, and out 'it' came. Next thing I know, he kept on calling me 'Mal Evans' suitcase' and started filming me. Luckily, I escaped but I still fear for I've seen 'it'. Whatever you do, stay away from that man.

Anonymous said...

contents posted:

Anonymous said...

I bet that suitcase used those things for his own protection. They all know about phoney, they've gotta protect themselves from him.

Anonymous said...

touche

Anonymous said...

Listen....please people. No more jokes about my weenie. The old fella has been through enough already. I remember the first time we finished that Superstone song and me and the rest of the guys in Pupil CPH went out to celebrate and we wound up going to the wrong kind of club if you catch my drift. After a couple of Tequilas I was danciing on a table to the latest Eurovision Song Contest winner while a guy who looked a bit like Falco was cheering for me to pull my pants down. Let's just say I didn't put up much of a fight.

Now that I think of it that Falco guy may have been Sunking. Oh no it couldn't have been. He uses TKIN to meet chicks as you all know.

Those days are behind me now as I look forward to a glorious day of Obama watching and suitcase hurling. Let's stick to the issues at hand. My vast collection of luggage, my assortment of Beatles memorabilia and my 3 teenage fans.

And remember....

OBEY ME!!! SWAP YOU JESUS AND YOUR BUDDHA AND WHOEVER IT IS YOU WORSHIP FOR ME!! I'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN I KNOW WHAT DO WITH AND YOU WILL BE MY SLAVES!!! I COMMAND YOU!!

with sweet gooey chunks of kisses,
Iamaphoney

Anonymous said...

Any of you folks notice this on the Obama page?

"WE WIN

V l l l l V l X l l

N.Y.C.




circle imagine"

Anonymous said...

Obama will win. I'm sure he's glad he has IAAP in his corner backing him all the way.

Anonymous said...

phoney likes to hang around seedy pool halls, don't ya phoney?

Anonymous said...

Iaap will be spending next weekend re-tiling the bathroom. He can pick up a mason's bag at home depot.... what will the pattern be?

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