Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Guess the Real Yoko

We all know how Iamaphoney messes with account names to give the appearance that some of his videos are on official or authorized channels. This of course has led to all kinds of confusion along with speculation that someone would make him stop impersonating real artists, such as the individual Beatles and some of their close relatives and associates. However, we keep finding Iamaphoney videos on YouTube accounts with names like RlNGOSTARR, PauIMcCartney, or neilaspinaII.

One of the most interesting and confusing identities on YouTube is Yoko Ono. Each link below is exactly as shown in the text. Can you identify the closest thing to an Official Yoko Ono YouTube channel from the links below? I'll bet you can't get it on the first guess.

After you determine if your first guess was correct or incorrect, examine each channel. Is it the real Yoko? Is it Iamaphoney? Is it somebody else? Is it a channel that doesn't exist?

http://www.youtube.com/user/Y0K00NO

http://www.youtube.com/user/Y0KOONO


http://www.youtube.com/user/Y0K0ON0


http://www.youtube.com/user/YOKOONO


For more fun, click the pictures below for some interesting Yoko links:







181 comments:

Miles Deo Denton Oliver said...

Miles Deo divulges 10+ years of investigations starts TONIGHT!

The Love Case Charles Manson Letter.

The real scoop on Iamaphoney, MikeyNL1038.

No stone left unturned, PID bar the door!

Compressed into 3 individual videos each 00:20 seconds in length, with accompanying Blog and photos.

All the answers you need, from the most unlikely non-Mr.PID person you could imagine.

A man who destroyed his own credibility to bring you the true story so that you would search for your OWN answers.

Start drinking now. This is going to be a long strange and winding road.

You DONT want to miss it... miss him miss him miss him!

Anonymous said...

link does not work

Anonymous said...

fake

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha very funny

yawn

Aja said...

I'm bored!

Anonymous said...

"Compressed into 3 individual videos each 00:20 seconds in length"


Rock!

Anonymous said...

Miles is YOKO??????

Anonymous said...

that yokodeo account is now closed

coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/yokodeo

Anonymous said...

miles is NOT yoko and there is no news tonight. start drinking anyways.

Anonymous said...

This used to be a cool comment section.......about Mikey......

What ever happened to the good old Mikey days? The Golden Boy days?

Anonymous said...

I doubt any of them are Yoko's accounts. Generally if a celebrity of Yoko's stature (love or hate her) has an account set up on YouTube it's a puff promotional tool by a record label or a publicity agent. Plus she's what...70 years old? Just how involved is McCartney with his own official YouTube channel? I would guess not at all.

Horse is Dead said...

Horse is Dead - Stop beating the Dead Horse Pt 1

Anonymous said...

Yoko Ono Born February 18, 1933


(age 75)


Tokyo, Japan

My My Hey Hey said...

My My Hey Hey
P.I.D is here to stay
It's better to burn out then to fade away
My My Hey Hey

Hey Hey My My
Paul's Alive and didn't die
There more to the picture then meets the eye
Hey Hey My My

The King is Gone but he's not forgotten, This is a story of IAAP rotten (apple)
Once he's gone he aint never coming back
The King is Gone but he's not forgotten

Anonymous said...

IAAP is gone? NOT!

Anonymous said...

Not if Mikey has anything to do about it!

Anonymous said...

Yoko is 75? She looks so young on those videos... from the 60's... wtf!

Anonymous said...

Her dentures called, they said "GIT OFF MY LAWN!"

Vince said...

Aja! How you doin' girl?
Divorcing my wife, you coming out to Vegas or what?

Anonymous said...

"What ever happened to the good old Mikey days? The Golden Boy days?

November 12, 2008 7:47 PM"




They are in the Berlin Suitcase

aja said...

Sorry to hear about your divorce Vince. I like you, but not in that way. Just checked in, see that nothing has changed.


~aja

Tafultong said...

The "1966" link has been fixed. Sorry for the error.

Anonymous said...

a whimper and not a bang

Mike & Aja @ the Radisson said...

Mike and Aja, sitting in a tree(The Radisson)

k..i..ss..i.n.g!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJOwQJsFi9I

Anonymous said...

Mike and Vince are going to have to duel over Aja

Anonymous said...

that Aja is such a super lady!

Fakey Vince said...

FARGO is a classic! Coen brothers at their best! Which reminds me, of another set of brothers.... the VENTURE BROTHERS!

Anonymous said...

"Fakey Vince said...

FARGO is a classic!"




meh.

Anonymous said...

Vince doesnt like Andromeda Strain or the Coen Brothers, but loves the Venture Brothers?

No wonder he is going bankrupt and his wife is running off with MikeNL

Freddy "Mikey" Mercury said...

Mike may be 18 but he is hung like a horse. That and chicks really dig the Queen covers he sings on his youtube channel. Gentlemen, watch your girlfriends!!!!!


Mike - Bohemian Rhapsody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDlTNcErC0


"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"

bribe to be said...

Miles Oliver was a banker at Penny Lane

Pardon Me, Have you any grey poupon? said...

Vince can afford to be picky. Being unemployed he has lots of time to hone his discerning taste!

Pardon me... have you any Grey Poupon?

and any RESIDENTS AND OR VENTURE BROTHERS?

Anonymous said...

Oh yea? Maybe you need some grey poopon yhshvh10 for your god damn sandwhich videos! ass

Anonymous said...

May G-D strike you down

Anonymous said...

"Miles" is a fucking basement dwelling tart

Anonymous said...

Spare us your phoney-garbage Miles.

The greatest form of flattery....

tart basements said...

"Anonymous said...

"Miles" is a fucking basement dwelling tart

November 12, 2008 8:41 PM"


sometimes basement dwelling tarts CHANGE THE F*CKING WORLD!

sometimes they just really really really annoy the f*ck out of the world.....

you be the judge

Anonymous said...

Miles, put grey poupon on your basement dwelling pop-TART

dilltard said...

got any grey poupon dickweed?
any dillweed fucktard?
you are so re-TART-ed dilltard!

Anonymous said...

miles all are fucking retards

Anonymous said...

you are meme-tard!

Anonymous said...

miles all are fucking retards

Anonymous said...

The return of butthurt dilltard guy?!?

8 out of 10 Miles agree. Paul was really an old lady the whole time.

THE WHOLE
TIME

Vince Vegas said...

So my wife looks over my shoulder, sees the fake Aja thing with "me" asking her to come to Vegas.... so now she really is leaving.. Hope you are happy jerk.
As if the bankruptcy wasn't enough and my book not being published. This hasn't been my week. Oh, and I am not a snob. I like many things. Just, not, you!

aja said...

Glad that really wasn't you Vince!
You have never talked like that before. Should have known it was just the frat boys and their messy beercans.

~aja

Anonymous said...

Meme:

"In the Biblical account, the name meme is said to derive from the question 'man hu?' seemingly meaning 'what is this?"

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Take it away miles, your turn to freestyle!

Anonymous said...

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abbracada
abbracad
abbraca
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I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
You better stop
The things that you're doing
I said "Watch out!"
I ain't lying, yeah!
I ain't gonna take none of your
Fooling around
I ain't gonna take none of your
Putting me down
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine.
All right!

Charles Denton Mandon said...

There's a time for livin'
The time keeps on flyin'
Think you're lovin' baby
And all ya do is cryin'

Miles Denton Oliver said...

mandon!

10+ years of investigations starts TONIGHT!

Up there!

You drank right? Hasn't this just turned out to be a longest, strangest, winding road?

Anonymous said...

miles of
miles of
English
garden

iamsoronery said...

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

Anonymous said...

LILY

Only 24 hours of Project Pettycoat
earth shattering left

Photoshopped pictures
00:06 Videos

Pure Genius guaranteed. I am an artist.

Who is this guy? said...

This guy is the lonely phoney who pretends to be a 60 year old man in england not pretending to be iamaphoney.

Anonymous said...

satan look at me

Anonymous said...

Listen you little shits! Miles Deo is not even fit to shine my shoes. First he was hunting me and then he wanted to be me! You all want to be me but you'll never be able to. The only thing you'll be able to do is.....

OBEY!!!! GET ON YOUR KNESS!!!! REJECT JESUS!!! PUT THAT CROWLEY/MANSON LOVE IN YOUR HEART AND PAY HOMAGE TO THE DARK ONE!!! OBEY ME!!!!

sweet little whispered Obamas,
Iamaphoney

PS; Mike...really dude...stop calling me.

Anonymous said...

I MEANT "KNEES" YOU LITTLE SHITS!

I'm a busy con man. I don't have time to check spelling. English is a second language for me.

Off to score some wicked acid in Denmark,
Iamaphoney

Anonymous said...

Aja is a stripper with huge jugs

Anonymous said...

f

Anonymous said...

I've always liked Miles Deo., & I've always had a sense he was female.

Anonymous said...

Miles Deo is Aja

iaap watch said...

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Last Sign In: 20 minutes ago
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Anonymous said...

OMG THIS IS IT!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit I beat mikey!

mikey watch said...

MikeyNL1038
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Anonymous said...

uhhhhh... no you diiiiidnt

Anonymous said...

Why are you watching them so close?

Anonymous said...

yaaaaaaaayyy! you get a cookie we call you quick draw mcGraw... yawn

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OMG THIS IS IT!!!!!!!

November 13, 2008 12:40 AM


this is it what?

Anonymous said...

I"M THE MAN!

Anonymous said...

suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.

Anonymous said...

guess what?

Anonymous said...

what? is it finished? yawn

Anonymous said...

What a great environment this has become....

Anonymous said...

To each his own

Anonymous said...

when does the apple fall from the tree?

Anonymous said...

Did Eve pick it, or the serpent give it?

Anonymous said...

Live dangerously... the chicken or the egg

Anonymous said...

miles to go before you sleep

Anonymous said...

thats what she said

Anonymous said...

you sure know how to hold a grudge

Anonymous said...

You tend to bring that out in people.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes Iamaphoney logs in many times a night but doesn't offer anything at all. Other than a sign that he/they are still checking in from time to time.

Anonymous said...

Yes you do..
and yes YOU do...

Anonymous said...

The third person even to yourself

Anonymous said...

if i give up will you win?

Anonymous said...

Not even the same game

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

if i give up will you win?

November 13, 2008 1:01 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even the same game

November 13, 2008 1:04 AM

If these are two different people posting than there are at least three of us here...

Anonymous said...

. Other than a sign that he/they are still checking in from time to time.

November 13, 2008 12:55 AM




and to what do we owe this dubious pleasure?

Anonymous said...

no. i just like to answer your questions for you.

Anonymous said...

and to what do we owe this dubious pleasure?

November 13, 2008 1:07 AM


Shall I answer your very own question?

Anonymous said...

how comforting

Anonymous said...

we all like talking to ourselves

Anonymous said...

how clever

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

and to what do we owe this dubious pleasure?

November 13, 2008 1:07 AM


Shall I answer your very own question?

November 13, 2008 1:10 AM

Wasn't my question... But you can answer it if you would like. I'm all ears

Anonymous said...

The motives remain unknown, what is known are the consequences

Anonymous said...

Well seems as if you answered the question that was not mine. We all like talking to ourselves. I'll admit it. I do talk to myself now and then however, I do not normally find myself typing to myself. Well, unless of course it's a note to remind me of something... Other than that I don't really type to myself.

Anonymous said...

What would the consequences be?

Anonymous said...

ok proved your point. Including this post the last three were all me. So I guess it looks like I'm talking to myself.

Anonymous said...

pretty much sums up what I called myself like five minutes ago. I believe it is time for bed, if not I'll just end up adding to the nonsense it seems.

Miles Denton Oliver said...

Not one of those is Yoko's real account.

I can remember seeing her account, but that's been several months ago. One of those fake accounts is made to look like the real thing.

It's very likely that she closed her account because of those phoney ones.

Anonymous said...

that makes phoney successful...

Charlie Brooker said...

Yoko Dodo lol

Boo PID

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/Y0K0ON0

looks real. the number is the clue

yokophono

Billisher said...

Iamono Ian Ono

yoko Ono

Anonymous said...

So it's a cult then, the cult of Ono?

ew

Anonymous said...

daddy would you like some sausage?
daddy would you like some sausages?
daddy would you like some sausage?
daddy would you like some sausages?


i'm the backwards man, the backwards man...

Anonymous said...

what the fuk is that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q-HmCAQkKU

start at 1:11

Anonymous said...

about 500 people were closely associated with producing that "scene" for tom green. how sad.

we only need like, one guy around here to pull that kind of dada nonsense off : mr pizza dude or ebay suitcase! or even jude/mike when he and mikey get really wound up. wow!

I'm a horsey said...

i can do the sausage scene...

not the horse scene... that's out of the question.

Anonymous said...

I didn't get past the sausages on the string thing, so I'll probably never know what the horse thing is. Sorry, I draw the line at tom green in ways to waste time.

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Yoko Ono Born February 18, 1933


(age 75)


Tokyo, Japan

still.......... that story from the Albert Gross-man book about her trying to live forever is REALLY FUNNY.

vince.

Anonymous said...

vince said...
Aja! How you doin' girl?
Divorcing my wife, you coming out to Vegas or what?

November 12, 2008 8:03 PM

ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS NOT ME!
I've been dealing with SEWER ISSUES!!!! So, I haven't been around alot .
You know, I could tell you that ever since my wife HALF-BROTHER left his wife's BLUE BEETLE at my house, I've had nothing but BAD LUCK.
My friend said there's a GOOGLE EARTH that shows you MY STREET!
Go to 6647 Shelter Ln. Las Vegas, NV 89103 and you'll see where I've had to dig up my yard, and THAT FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!

vince.

Anonymous said...

pardon me, have you any grey poupon? said...
Vince can afford to be picky. Being unemployed he has lots of time to hone his discerning taste!

True, but I DID make a nice profit, selling my Zappa "OLD MASTERS" boxes on the eBay. That how I paid for my sewer problems!

vince.

Anonymous said...

aja said...
Glad that really wasn't you Vince!
You have never talked like that before. Should have known it was just the frat boys and their messy beercans.

~aja

"Their half-drunken longnecks sticking out in the snow............" -
from "Swimming With Sharks"; a movie I actually LIKE!

vince.

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
abbracadabra
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abbracadab
abbracada
abbracad
abbraca
abbrac
abbra
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I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
You better stop
The things that you're doing
I said "Watch out!"
I ain't lying, yeah!


I never thought that's what he was sayin'.

"Screamin' Jay. He's my main man."
from "Stranger Than Paradise", another film I actually like!

vince.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info, Vince. Do you have any particular favorite snack crackers?

Jude said...

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I can randomly arrange PID-related phrases too:


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What does it prove other than that you're crazy and you have too much time on your hands?

wheat thin vince said...

meh.

iama ritz vince said...

meh.

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Thanks for the info, Vince. Do you have any particular favorite snack crackers?

Nah. You can't 'collect' crackers............. unless........


vince.

Vince of the Saltines said...

meh.

Club Vince Cracker said...

meh.

Anonymous said...

You are a tough crowd vince

makes saltines better said...

Pardon me.. Have you any grey poupon?

Anonymous said...

Any RESIDENTS songs about snack crackers?

Any Venture Brothas episodes about snack crackers?

Any? Any at all?

Anonymous said...

damn it to hell! Anyone got any crackers? I AM STARVING!

Anonymous said...

The holes in crackers are called "docking" holes. The holes are placed in the dough to stop air pockets from forming in the cracker while baking.

In U.S. English, the name "cracker" is most often applied to flat biscuits with a savory, salty flavor, in distinction from a "cookie," which may be similar to a "cracker" in appearance and texture, but has a sweet flavor.

Yoda Crackers said...

Mikey roll out the Yoda crackers? He ever been so kind?

MikeNL as folk said...

MikeNL gets a kick out of grabbing what he calls "Yoda Crackers" (Soda Crackers) and trying to shove them in Yoda's mouth whilst Yoda is maniacally laughing.

Queer as folk

yoda cracker vince said...

meh.....

fakey vince said...

now yoda cookies.... nice

vince said...

fakey vince said...

now yoda cookies.... nice

November 13, 2008 6:43 PM




meh.

Anonymous said...

damn it vince! You ever get hungry? And if you do, what do you eat?

Anonymous said...

so the miles thing last night, what happened?

Anonymous said...

he had miles to go before he slept

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038
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suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.



that ever going to happen?????

Anonymous said...

"suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.



that ever going to happen?????

November 13, 2008 6:57 PM"


be glad it won't. can you imagine how weak it will be? you'll be disappointed when it is posted....

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Any RESIDENTS songs about snack crackers?

no, but there was a song about a 'cracker'; the word used, in slang, meaning 'white person'.
the song was called, "Lillie" from the album "Freak Show"
"She is TOO WHITE!"


vince.

Anonymous said...

* yawn

Mr. Honky Mo-Fo said...

no, but there was a song about a 'cracker'; the word used, in slang, meaning 'white person'.
the song was called, "Lillie" from the album "Freak Show"
"She is TOO WHITE!"


vince.

November 13, 2008 7:33 PM



That's RACIST!

vince said...

racist crackers?




meh.

Anonymous said...

just you wait till the suitcase!

Anonymous said...

And why is that?

Vince said...

New suitcase?


meh.

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Anonymous said...

.....meh?

Anonymous said...

so i haerd that paul macartney died today???

i mean iaampphoneey

ooppss

Anonymous said...

what happened?

Anonymous said...

i heard he was decapitatted in a rollercoaster tycoon game...

then he ate icecrream and his head became too cold so he died...

mikey watch said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/mikeywatch

I guess i have to claim this account now...

Anonymous said...

has he left town?

Anonymous said...

mikey has left the building.

thank you and good night.

suitcasecontent said...

http://www.vigotone.com/discs/reproman106logocdr.jpg

Anonymous said...

link no work

Anonymous said...

mike bailed? What?

Anonymous said...

suitcasecontent said...
http://www.vigotone.com/discs/reproman106logocdr.jpg

November 14, 2008 6:25 AM

anonymous said...
link no work

November 14, 2008 7:28 AM

Add a "g" to the end so it's ".jpg" Is that cd really from the suitcase?

mikey said...

mikey says it's not genuine.

Anonymous said...

Vince, here.
WOW!
Somebody has put "White Album" #0000005" up for bid on the eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Beatles-White-Album-UK-1968-Mono-LP-Cover-No-0000005_W0QQitemZ110312162347QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Music_Music_Memorabilia_LE?hash=item110312162347&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1234%7C66%3A4%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A2%7C240%3A1308#ebayphotohosting


Mal's copy? Neil's copy?
Who can say?

Anonymous said...

Vince, again.

Here's more on "No. 5":

From the auction:

"Some years ago, this album was taken into the collectors shop named 'Vinyl Revival Records' in Newbury, Berkshire, England by a musician (they did not disclose who) who had visited John in the flat that he shared with Yoko in late 1968 (that was owned by Ringo) at 34 Montague Square, Marylebone, London W.1. The musician saw a pile of White Albums on a table and asked for one. John readily agreed, but said 'Don't take No.1 - I want that'. Instead he took No. 5'."

Who might this musician be?

Anonymous said...

Let's buy it,put it in a suitcase
and leave it in Paris! oh la la chanel #5

Anonymous said...

let's buy it and give it to mikey.

Anonymous said...

I remember Lennon told that story somewhere . . .can't remember who the musician was, though.

Anonymous said...

I think it was the Miles book where Paul said "John got "1", of course."

Anonymous said...

Max AIA AZIZ Theron is in the phony videos

Anonymous said...

so ? got a point?

Anonymous said...

mikeywatch
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far sighted individual

Anonymous said...

so true