Saturday, November 15, 2008

"Carnival of Light" May Be Released Soon

Forty years on, McCartney wants the world to hear 'lost' Beatles epic - Guardian U.K.

According to The Guardian: It does exist,' McCartney says on a BBC Radio 4 arts programme to be broadcast this week. Talking to John Wilson, the presenter of Front Row, the former Beatle confirms that he still has a master tape of the work and says he suspects that 'the time has come for it to get its moment'.

This is fantastic news for any Beatles fans interested in the Beatles Mystery. In fact, if I were planning to release this legendary piece of avant-garde music from the biggest pop group of all time, I would probably start a viral campaign on YouTube a couple of years before the issue.

According to "The Complete Beatles Chronicle" by Mark Lewisohn, The Beatles compiled an effects tape the evening of January 5, 1967, just after he had done a vocal overdub on "Penny Lane." The resulting track, which was credited to "Paul McCartney and Delta Music Plus," was played on both January 28 and February 4 at the Roundhouse in London. The track clocked in at 13 minutes 48 seconds. Lewisohn describes it as a "combination of a one-take basic track plus numerous overdubs, so that by its end it included distorted, hypnotic drum and organ sounds, a distorted lead guitar, the sound of a church organ, various effects (water-gargling was one) and, perhaps most intimidating of all, John and Paul screaming dementedly and bawling aloud random phrases like "Are you alright?" and "Barcelona!" No one ever explained the identity of "Delta Music Plus."



Paul didn't say too much about the piece in "Many Years From Now" other than it preceded "Revolution 9" by about eighteen months. Miles described it this way: "The tape has no rhythm, though a beat is sometimes established for a few bars by the percussion or a rhythmic pounding on the piano. There is no melody, though snatches of a tune sometimes threaten to break through. The Beatles make literally random sounds, although they sometimes respond to each other; for instance, a burst of organ notes answered by a rattle of percussion. The basic track was recorded slow so that some of the drums and organ were very deep and sonorous, like the bass notes of a cathedral organ. Much of it is echoed and it is often hard to tell if you are listening to a slowed-down cymbal or a tubular bell. John and Paul yell with massive amounts of reverb on their voices, there are Indian war cries, whistling, close-miked gasping, genuine coughing and fragments of studio conversation, ending with Paul asking, with echo, 'Can we hear it back now?'"

Apollo C. Vermouth mentioned "Carnival of Light" in a post to TKIN about the importance of getting permission to include Karlheinz Stockhausen's picture on the cover of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." Apollo wrote:

If Lewis Carrol influenced Lennon's writing style, Stockhausen opened new doors for John's musical ideas.

Stockhausen's "Hymnen" was the total inspiration for John's "Revolution #9", and influenced Paul's "Carnival of Light" as well.

The Beatles were frantic in getting Stockhausen"s permission to include him on the "Sgt. Pepper" cover. Having sent a telegram on the first day of May that went unanswered, Epstein sent yet another urgent telegram on the 8th to get him on the cover to assure the projected release date.

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.

Apollo


Some people may believe that they have heard part of "Carnival of Light," but they are most likely mistaken. There was a brief track that went around trading circles in the year 2000, which was supposedly a fragment from "Carnival of Light." Wikipedia reported that it was actually just a "phony bootleg." Not surprisingly, a snippet of the phony track appeared in Rotten Apple 28.



Somebody even went as far as to create a phony record label for the never heard track.



We were also teased about this very possibility in October of last year when Paul McCartney played his gig at the Roundhouse in London, site of the original rave. Let us hope that we soon get to hear this missing link in Beatles history.

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Anonymous said...

Hi Paul!

jojo said...

Wow, that would be great, hopefully all parties concerned will agree. Hard to understand George's POV, considering his bizarre stuff on the Zapple label. (name escapes me)

iWASyou said...

sounds like a great track.
Kinda like Helter Skelter crossed over with Revolution #9

Anonymous said...

Other performers included Delia Derbyshire whose work at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop included jointly creating the theme for Doctor Who

Hasn't this shown up in the IAAP series before?

Jude said...

Completely unrelated to this subject, but does anyone have any idea what the song Backwards Traveler could really be about? I listened to London Town for the first time in ages yesterday and I couldn't for life of me get the gist of what Paul was saying or where he was coming from when he wrote that song:

HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M,
ALWAYS GOING BACK IN TIME?
RHYMING SLANG, AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEARS.
THROUGH THE YEARS.

I'M THE BACKWARDS TRAVELLER,
ANCIENT WOOL UNRAVELLER,
SAILING SONGS,
WAILING ON THE MOON.

I'M THE BACKWARDS TRAVELLER,
ANCIENT WOOL UNRAVELLER,
SAILING SONGS,
WAILING ON THE MOON,
WAILING ON THE MOON.

AND WE WERE SAILING SONGS,
WAILING ON THE MOON,
WE WERE WAILING ON THE MOON.


Tafultong, maybe you should consider doing a post on the subject of Paul's "weird" songs such as this one. Just thinking out loud.

Anonymous said...

I think Backwards Traveller is just Paul commenting on his own sentimentality. He's very drawn to that which is vintage. It all came from his father, who taught him music.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jude,

Couldn't he just be saying- in an enigmatic, poetic way -that he tends to draw inspiration from older musical sources?

Such as...
-rhyming slang (nursery rhymes)
-auld lang syne (trad. songs/poems of "old long since")
-ancient wool unraveler (work songs, maybe)
-sailing songs (sea shanties, rounds)
-wailing at the moon (as primitive as can be)

Not to leave out pseudo-satanic baskmasking, of course. That's my interpretation, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Paul does have a thing for those "granny songs" or whatever John used to call them. Your Mother Should Know...

Anonymous said...

Poop

brofain said...

Delta. Delia Derbyshire.

The first published "Paul is Dead" story was in the Drake Delphic in Des Moines.

When that failed to catch on the story moved to Detroit, (or should I say D-troit.)

Paul is D'd.

Tafultong said...

Rhyming Slang is not nursery rhymes. It is a deliberate distortion of the language where certain words are replaced by rhyming words. It was used in the novel "A Clockwork Orange" and on at least one episode of the "Doctor Who" television show. It can get quite sophisticated.

Tafultong said...

Jojo said:

Hard to understand George's POV, considering his bizarre stuff on the Zapple label. (name escapes me)

"No Time Or Space" and "Under The Mersey Wall." Unless you have the U.S. vinyl copy, in which case it is "Under The Mersey Wall" and "No Time Or Space." Apparently the American factory did not know which track was which.

Anonymous said...

Spank you berry mulch fur yore conniption, Tabletop.

I spam connected.

Anonymous said...

Carnival of poop!

Jude said...

Hey Jude,

Couldn't he just be saying- in an enigmatic, poetic way -that he tends to draw inspiration from older musical sources?


Good point. I hadn't really thought of it that way. I guess sometimes I read a little too far into the lyrics, heh. What seemed to me to be a song about time and space travel is probably just Paul saying he digs the oldies. ;)

Anonymous said...

I've heard a bit of "Carnival Of Light". I agree it will be of interest to hardcore Beatle fans but don't look for this endless and tiresome jam to reveal any big secrets or even make for a good second listen. It manages to be only slightly more entertaining than "Flying".

Anonymous said...

"It's my carnival. It's a lovely day".
Carnival also means "without meat" (vegetarian)

Anonymous said...

running away into you

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
I've heard a bit of "Carnival Of Light". I agree it will be of interest to hardcore Beatle fans but don't look for this endless and tiresome jam to reveal any big secrets or even make for a good second listen. It manages to be only slightly more entertaining than "Flying".

Miles said that it sounds like Zappa's "Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet" without the beat!
That would work for me!
Though I doubt THEY do the cute little 'munchkin' voices like Frank did at the end of the song.

vince.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't some of "IT" played at that special Linda tribute a few years back?


vince.

Anonymous said...

beatles could never play zappa.

Jude said...

"I've heard a bit of "Carnival Of Light". I agree it will be of interest to hardcore Beatle fans but don't look for this endless and tiresome jam to reveal any big secrets or even make for a good second listen. It manages to be only slightly more entertaining than "Flying".


Sure you did..

Tafultong said...

Vince asked:

Wasn't some of "IT" played at that special Linda tribute a few years back?

That was planned, but I don't think it ever happened.

Linda Photofilm

Anonymous said...

HEY JUDE!


get BENT!

Anonymous said...

what's the deal? iaap bailed? left mike and jude to "hold the bag"?

Hi taf


had a dream out your name in BIG letters.

Tafultong said...

Anonymous said...

what's the deal? iaap bailed? left mike and jude to "hold the bag"?

I hope not. Maybe he/they are as confused as we are about why Yenz is holding the bag.

Hi taf

had a dream out your name in BIG letters.


Great! Was it three letters or all nine?

Felipegcs said...

New video of youknowmyname!
(well, just the sneak peek)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnSQLvzKq14

note that if you want to see it, you'll have to hurry, because it will be erased soon.

Tafultong said...

Felipegcs said...

New video of youknowmyname!
(well, just the sneak peek)

YKMN Video

It's a beautifully edited piece.

Anonymous said...

"beautifully edited" ?!? wtf is that shit?

It at least spells something out. WITH WORDS.

Instead of blinking garbage, crappy music, and spookified video rehashes...

It's going on a separate, but related path, while actually being interesting.

-JGuildersleeves

Anonymous said...

sleeves for president!

J Guilders Band said...

My blood runs Code
My memories have just been sold....

My Angel is YKMN
_My Angel is YKMN

Anonymous said...

There hasn't been a single shred of evidence that you are in fact really me. I challenge you to a famous JGuilders quote game. We true or false test eachother till noon tomorrow. And whoever I say I am, I am He.

-JGuildersleeves

Anonymous said...

I can't grasp it because you haven't shown me a single example where anything you have said has been used to disprove my identity. If it is such a simple connection, then why hasn't it ever occurred?


-JGuildersleeves

M & C said...

We do not have time for your damn hobbies sir!

Jude said...


I hope not. Maybe he/they are as confused as we are about why Yenz is holding the bag.


I have no idea who or what Yenz is.

THAT is how out of the loop I am. Not that I care to be let back in the loop, mind you.

Anonymous said...

Do you actually notice the junk that you spew out?

Anonymous said...

Only a bloody Dutchman...

Anonymous said...

There are only two things I dislike; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.

Anonymous said...

Here Here pip pip and all that

vince goes all in... said...

Time for another Vince google earth address showdown

1541 Ocean Avenue Suite 200
Santa Monica, CA 90401 USA

Tafultong said...

One of the people calling himself JGuildersleeves said...

"beautifully edited" ?!?

Hey, using my own crap videos as a reference point, yes, I would say it was beautifully edited.

Tafultong said...

Yenz is the person who some of us think picked up the Berlin suitcase. I was trying to avoid calling him "middle finger man" but now you have forced me.

Anonymous said...

Ober, er zit een vlieg in mijn soep.

Anonymous said...

Twee vliegen in één klap slaan.

Anonymous said...

Je vangt meer vliegen met honing dan met azijn.

plugsix said...

There are only two things I dislike; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.

November 16, 2008 9:11 PM



Here here! Pip pip and all that!

Anonymous said...

Vanity - definitely my favorite sin

Anonymous said...

Je vangt meer vliegen met honing dan met azijn

Translation: "This briefcase sh*t really backfired on our asses."

Jude said...

"Yenz is the person who some of us think picked up the Berlin suitcase. I was trying to avoid calling him "middle finger man" but now you have forced me."

Why would you call him middle finger man? And when did someone pick up the Berlin suitcase? I really am out of it, you know.

Jude said...

Do you actually notice the junk that you spew out?

No, not particularly.

Anonymous said...

Yenz, a buddy of Mikey (Mikey says he isn't but he is), picked up the case even though he doesn't have a scanner or working video editing equipment. You see, in order to show the contents, you have to make yet another video like 65if did. Yenz typed out one of the fake documents and sent it to Mieky because he didn't have a scanner, and everyone laughed at how ridiculous Yenz and Phoney and Mikey were, so to stop the laughter Phoney emailed Taf a photocopy of the original fake document from the briefcase, so it turned out Yenz didn't have to bother wasting his time picking up the case while videotaping himself doing it while giving the finger to the skeptics (he has a video camera and films himself picking up cases and then edits the footage of himself doing it but can't edit the stuff from the case because his moviemaker program stopped working). Mikey guaranteed the contents would be posted in a few minutes, then hours, then days, and then he stopped talking and now everyone including hard core PIDers have finally realized the whole Rotten Apple thing was BS.

You're all caught up.

Tafultong said...

Jude asked:

Why would you call him middle finger man? And when did someone pick up the Berlin suitcase? I really am out of it, you know.

Are you putting me on? Anyway, continuing in my policy of trying to answer all questions, your answer is here

But remember, no one has ever been harmed by distancing himself from a conspiracy theory. So, if you really are that "out of it," I salute you.

Anonymous said...

Hey that's weird how Yenz edited a video of himself getting the case in exactly the same way Phoney edits his videos. What are the odds of that?

Tafultong said...

Anonymous said...

Yenz, a buddy of Mikey...You're all caught up

That's 80% fact, 20% conjecture and 13% Yogi Berra. Nobody goes to where the suitcases are anymore because it's too crowded. You can observe a lot just by watching. People are losing interest because the future ain't what it used to be. So, if you get to a fork in the road, man, take it.

Anonymous said...

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

As opposed to . . .?

Anonymous said...

Jude said...

Do you actually notice the junk that you spew out?

No, not particularly.

November 16, 2008 9:38 PM


NOT YOU!!!


Please dont "Jude disease" this one too!

I like you now that you know John Lennon is dead!

Anonymous said...

Is that an actual Berra-ism?

Anonymous said...

Please dont "Jude disease" this one too!

I like you now that you know John Lennon is dead!

November 16, 2008 10:04 PM




That's what she said!

Friendly Fire said...

Do you actually notice the junk that you spew out?

No, not particularly.

November 16, 2008 9:38 PM





Friendly fire

Anonymous said...

"Please dont "Jude disease" this one too!

I like you now that you know John Lennon is dead!

November 16, 2008 10:04 PM"






We do not have time for your damn hobbies sir!

Jude said...

My fear is my curse. What's yours?

Anonymous said...

I was born without a conscience.

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson is key

Anonymous said...

_yawn_

Anonymous said...

Jako? What's he to Macca?

Anonymous said...

There are connections between Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

There are parallels between Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.

Jude said...

Are you putting me on?

I would never try to put YOU on, Taffy. :) Anyway, I was deliberately distancing myself from the suitcase shenanigans for awhile, for personal reasons and because once the total of suitcases exceeded three I began to think the whole matter was starting to smell a bit rubbish.

So...yes, I really am that out of it!

So, if you really are that "out of it," I salute you.

And salutations to you, sir, for staying so dedicated to this blog, even in this long absence of noteworthy Iamaphoney happenings that we are presently finding ourselves in.

Anonymous said...

From Nothing is Real:


"Is 'Carnival Of Light' something that Faul wrote? Maybe that's why it "was not considered worthy of issuing as a normal piece of Beatles music " :-P

it never seems to amaze me, you know, how Nothing is real is like honey to the hordes of ignorant, batty old flies like faulconsowblow or whatever the hell she calls herself. i think NIR is slowly turning into Paul is Dead: Miss Him, Miss Him, Miss Him with characters like this one spewing their blatantly anti-"Faul" (as if there was ever such a person named Faul) craziness. People like this old lady give serious PIDers a bad name!!

yenz said...

i noticed something strange. I read "turn me on dead man" and "the walrus was paul" and I didnt see any of the clues iamaphony gave us.I looked at NIR and TKIN ,and none is mentioned before iamaphonys rotten apple series began.All his reversals are no whre to find before november 2006. How can he hear them so many years later and why didnt anybody hear them before? we will sing it man, paul is dead i really want it out, he is dead you sing halleluya, he will be dead, it was a fake moustashce, all the importants ones!!Why? Can someone explain me?What about the anagrams and the fireman. how come pauls album is coming out now? Is this viral marketing, and did we get all the new clues because Paul knew them?

yenz said...

and ringo is a little nervous before the revelation

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2425023,00.html

yenz said...

and ringo is a little nervous before the revelation

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2425023,00.html

Anonymous said...

ALL TOGETHER NOW:
What is WRONG with RINGO?!?!

Anonymous said...

Leave Ringo alone. I would have done any one of those things much earlier than 40 years or so into my fame.
Where was his bodyguard, anyway?

Anonymous said...

When you come to a fork in the road....Take it

Anonymous said...

"All his reversals are no whre to find before november 2006. How can he hear them so many years later and why didnt anybody hear them before?"

If you read his comments, you'll find that only some people "hear" the same reverse phrases. Not everyone has the time or inclination to listen to 40 year old Beatle records backwards, either. Many of phoney's other "clues" actually came directly from NIR, not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

Cali's on FIRE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Many of phoney's other "clues" actually came directly from NIR, not the other way around.


like what?

Tafultong said...

yenz said...

i noticed something strange...

I'm sure everybody wants to know. Are you the person who found the Berlin suitcase? Are you ever going to tell us what was in it? If so, when? If not, why not?

yenz said...

no, tafultong, sorry, not me! anybody can call himself yenz here, but I was first and it wasnt there when I came to Berlin.

Anonymous said...

I would say that most of what goes on at NIR is nothing that hasn't been tossed around since the 60's, like the backmasking-Manson-occult-Armageddon crap. None of it is new, just variations on a theme.

Tafultong said...

yenz said...

no, tafultong, sorry, not me! anybody can call himself yenz here, but I was first and it wasnt there when I came to Berlin.

Ah, very helpful. Thank you.

J.R Fiasco said...

"yenz said...

no, tafultong, sorry, not me! anybody can call himself yenz here, but I was first and it wasnt there when I came to Berlin.

November 17, 2008 6:46 AM"



Now that the suitcase thing backfired.... "Nope, not me!!!"
Could have said that a few days ago, saved some time.

Who shot JR? No one. It was alllllll a dream!

Anonymous said...

J.R Fiasco ? That like RJ Reynolds?
Smoke em if you got em

IAAP WATCH!! ALERT said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 12 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 5,283
Subscribers: 892
Channel Views: 169,530

Anonymous said...

Subscribers: 892?

They must have made several new accounts

Anonymous said...

TODAY IS NOVEMBER 17....

mikey suitcase vigil said...

MikeyNL1038
Joined: November 20, 2006
Last Sign In: 16 hours ago
Videos Watched: 12,268
Subscribers: 146
Channel Views: 11,108

suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.

Anonymous said...

the suitcase vigil continues.

Anonymous said...

suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.


?

IAAP was the owner right? Originally

Anonymous said...

hurry up there phoney with that suitcase conundrum

Anonymous said...

meme aja is bored

Anonymous said...

IAAP WATCH!! ALERT said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 12 minutes ago





they just moved some furniture around is all. go back to bed lazy bones.

wikiphoney said...

A vigil (from the Latin vigilia, meaning wakefulness) is a period of purposeful sleeplessness, an occasion for devotional watching, or an observance.

Anonymous said...

caant sleep in this vigil. i take next watch

Anonymous said...

"IAAP WATCH!! ALERT said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 12 minutes ago

they just moved some furniture around is all. go back to bed lazy bones.

November 17, 2008 7:46 AM"



IAAP just checks in from time to time to let us know that He is still there. Big news coming soon!

capital He said...

let us know that He is still there. Big news coming soon!

November 17, 2008 7:54 AM


He? Big news?

Anonymous said...

oh good suspense was too much i could not bear it

Anonymous said...

you're up late. or early?

so what? said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 32 minutes ago



So what?

Anonymous said...

Pinks 4th album was "I'm not Dead".

grands1am youtube mystery said...

youtube anomaly #?

grands1am
Joined: May 22, 2006
Last Sign In: 2 days ago
Videos Watched: 4,694
Subscribers: 0
Channel Views: 281


from iaap comment section.

grands1am (5 hours ago)
I just saw on the 5 AM news that McCartney wants to release "Carnival of Light".


Sign in
Last Sign In: 2 days ago


grands1am (5 hours ago)



2 days is 48 hours ago, yet comment was made 5 hours ago.


So maybe Iamaphoney didn't sign in 50 minutes ago. Could just be youtube delaaaaaaaaaaaaay

iaap messages said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 52 minutes ago



i just messaged Him. He is still there. Asked him 9 questions. He said, "Answers Soon"

Anonymous said...

Youtub just acts strangely sometimes. No mystery.

Anonymous said...

Het doet er niet toe.

dutch buster said...

Het doet er niet toe.= It doesn’t matter.

Anonymous said...

Ik spreek maar een klein beetje Nederlands.

Anonymous said...

Ik versta u als u langzaam praat.

Anonymous said...

all dutch all the time

Anonymous said...

Sorry, ik spreek geen Engels.

quack quack said...

Mikey Duck blind. Build it and they will come.

Anonymous said...

This looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It is therefore probably a duck.

yenz said...

no no I have never had anything to do with the suitcase in Berlin. I went there but the other guy came first!

yenz said...

I also think He is having big news for us soon

Charlie Brooker said...

what a load of poop

Anonymous said...

lovely!

yenz said...

The finger was not my responsible. I went and suitcase was taken, seen many instance of my name here when I have connection none to circumstances, please to understand.

Anonymous said...

yenz said...

I also think He is having big news for us soon

November 17, 2008 10:34 AM


What news are you aware of? And why are you aware of it?

yenz said...

I see on website that video is soon when owner is complete done, then He will reveal to information that which is known.

fakey mikenl said...

And that information to be known is a huge news!

Anonymous said...

"yenz said...

The finger was not my responsible. I went and suitcase was taken, seen many instance of my name here when I have connection none to circumstances, please to understand.

November 17, 2008 10:43 AM"


guess what dude? sounds fishy.
Why not tell us it was not you all along. The presumption was that you were the german who got the berlin suitcase. Your name was tied fairly closely to that event, and MikeNL may have intimated as much. Now you say you are not connected. Why wait so long to say that?

yenz said...

I have unable to login at locations for lack of computing. Equipment has been to be faulty and some valuable to be missing. Now I have to access reliable and am seeing that once was my name used. That would be to misleading as I have no suitcase. But have to the feeling general that He will soon be to putting video on to answer questions we have.

Anonymous said...

" yenz said...

I have unable to login at locations for lack of computing. Equipment has been to be faulty and some valuable to be missing."


equipment missing huh? like, oh I don't know.... a scanner? that why you had to type that page and send it to MikeNL? that kind of thing?

keystone yenz said...

It is I, Keystone Yenz, a man with the key to the city from the mayor of berlin.

Anonymous said...

The trick aint worth the time it buys.

Artie "Yenz" Fufkin said...

Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

Anonymous said...

Eén keer nooit meer!

yenz said...

im sure tafu can tell whos the real yenz on the ip addresses

Anonymous said...

"Eén keer nooit meer!

November 17, 2008 11:12 AM"


wtf? thought you were german yenz?

Anonymous said...

ich spreche kein Deutsch

Anonymous said...

must be difficult with you living in germany and all

Anonymous said...

ich spreche nur ein bischen Deutsch

Anonymous said...

yenz said...

im sure tafu can tell whos the real yenz on the ip addresses

November 17, 2008 11:13 AM



wouldn't that be nice!

Anonymous said...

yenz has more class then to flip anyone off, can't you tell? He is not the middle finger man.

Anonymous said...

Is Yenz genuine?

fakey mikey stamp of approval said...

He is geniune. Not involved in any way. Innocent bystander. Yenz has the key to the city of Berlin. The genuine one, not the phoney one.

Anonymous said...

bitte sprechen Sie langsam

yenz said...

tschuss!

Anonymous said...

I miss yenz!

P Diddy Tafultong said...

Tafu?

Man's got more nicknames then Sean Combs.

Tafultong
Taf
Tafu
Tafult

or the club favorite... Tong

Anonymous said...

bis bald yenz!

yenz said...

bis spater

tong said...

Suitcase is fail, time for TONG!

Anonymous said...

What is it a no school day?

Anonymous said...

That was pretty good fake broken English by Yenz, but the syntax is wrong if he's German.

Anonymous said...

take a sick day from walmart did ya?

Anonymous said...

i would eat my hat if that yenz is actually german. if i had a hat.

Anonymous said...

suitcase tong, by milton bradley

Anonymous said...

does tong involve heavy drinking?

tong said...

It can.

tong newbeee said...

count me in

this is spinaltapcase said...

In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

but they had suitcases.

Their legacy lives on, hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge

#spinaltapcase

mini-me stonehenge said...

Ever notice that mini stonehenge looks like Pi?
pi = 3.14159265

Anonymous said...

tong said...

Suitcase is fail, time for TONG!

November 17, 2008 11:29 AM


Thank GOD for that!

Anonymous said...

May G-D strike you down

magical mystery TONG said...

roll up! for the magical mystery tong!

tableTONG said...

"Tafu?

Man's got more nicknames then Sean Combs.

Tafultong
Taf
Tafu
Tafult

or the club favorite... Tong

November 17, 2008 11:27 AM



forgot one. Tabletop.

spank you berry much

Anonymous said...

The Tong and winding road . . .

It's been a Tong, Tong, Tong time.

It won't be Tong, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Get back to where you once be Tong.

Anonymous said...

Nice!

Jude said...

May G-D strike you down

For pronouncing His name with a vowel in the middle of it?

Would the Almighty prefer His name to come out sounding like "Gud", or do you actually say Gee-dash-Dee whenever you come across his name in your religious text of choice?

Sometimes you confuse me, yshvh10.

Anonymous said...

I used to say "Jebus" and that seemed to offend people more.

Anonymous said...

25. And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?
26. And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.
27. And the Lord did not ask him again.

Anonymous said...

It's supposed to say Jesus, right?

Anonymous said...

Jesus was a jew, did he say G-D? Or God?

Anonymous said...

Whatever Jesus called the Lord is unknown because his Aramaic words were translated into Greek. He may have used "Abba," a local term for "Father," and perhaps "Eloi," a form of El and its plural Elohim.

Anonymous said...

When Jesus quotes the Old Testament, the words are mostly lifted from the Greek Septuagint, the version with which many Hellenized Jews were familiar.

Anonymous said...

thank you professor

Anonymous said...

@
6647 Shelter Ln. Las Vegas, NV 89103

vince is shaking uncontrollably

"Jebus!"

covens and crowley said...

yeah this is going to make vince mad all this god talk. can we get back to the old timey stuff of crowely and covens?

Toby "Vince" Keith said...

A little less religion and a lot more ART!

Anonymous said...

sunday school on a monday is cruel and "usual" punishment from you folks

Anonymous said...

can we agree on a separation of church and iamaphoney?

Anonymous said...

why would we do THAT? Hey, look at some of them rotten apple videos, HE IS IN CHURCH. Sometimes kneeling and praying!

Anonymous said...

iamaphony is Jesus

I miss Graffiti IAAP! said...

More often then not writing "PM" on church walls. Sigh, I miss Graffiti IAAP! What ever happened to the good old days when you could count on Iamaphoney writing something backwards and in sigils?

Anonymous said...

iamaprophet

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous I miss Graffiti IAAP! said...

More often then not writing "PM" on church walls."



THAT DONT MAKE IAMAPHONEY A BAD PERSON!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Since it is yshvh who does the most drunk posting here, and who uses both G-D (reverentially) and "Jebus" (disingenuously reverential), I would point out that yshvh's "name" is actually a transliterated version of the Hebrew Yeshua or Joshua, otherwise known as "Jesus." Technically, Jesus should be called Joshua, but Jesus derives from the Latin version of the Greek, not from the Hebrew.

They don't teach this in Sunday School.

fakey vincey said...

@
6647 Shelter Ln. Las Vegas, NV 89103

vince is shaking uncontrollably

"Jebus!"

November 17, 2008 12:42 PM



why did you put my fake address up?

sunday is SUN / DAY said...

They don't teach this in Sunday School.

November 17, 2008 12:54 PM


They did in mine! Ever see The Passion of Christ? They called Him "Jeshua"

Jesus = Hey ZEUS

Zeitgeist taught me that!

Anonymous said...

I hope they didn't call him "Jeshua" because there is no "J" sound in Aramaic.

Anonymous said...

it is there PM

He wrote it decades ago

the church is in porto fino in italy

george kush said...

"Jesus = Hey ZEUS

Zeitgeist taught me that!

November 17, 2008 12:56 PM"



You are treading on copyrighted ground! Zeitgeist stole that chapter from my book! You heard it here FIRST!

I found pretty much all this information myself, So if you see my information or pictures on anybody's videos or website please let me ASAP.

Since you did, now I can expand the lawsuits to Mr. Gibson and to ZeitHEIST.


Because all of my information is Copyrighted. MB 2008. This is my research as far as I know i've figured this out my own, not trying to brag. but it is true.

oh... and

And PAUL IS ALIVE! HE IS SATURN!

Anonymous said...

yayshua

Yahoo Serious said...

Look buddy I am an american and I speak american

We have J's everywhere. ESPECIALLY in Jesus! The reason for the season!
Praise G_d and Pass the ammunition!

yahoo serious said...

IamNotAnIDIOT!

Letter "J" Nazi said...

Anonymous said...

I hope they didn't call him "Jeshua" because there is no "J" sound in Aramaic.

November 17, 2008 12:58 PM


Ever notice the letter J in the word "JIHAD"? I bet you did!

Anonymous said...

For you conspiracy theorists, note that in Washington DC, where each of the streets is named after the alphabet letters, there is no "J" street.

Anonymous said...

kush must of just gotten out of the looney bin...

Anonymous said...

Somebody call his lawyer. Its time for an intervention.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Somebody call his lawyer. Its time for an intervention.

November 17, 2008 1:07 PM


anybody got it?

Anonymous said...

Vince? Care to put your phoney number up, you can pretend to be George Kush's lawyer. When he is wacked out like this he won't be able to tell the difference!

We would have Jude do it, but his name contains a "J" and therefore HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We got it. We didn't like it, but we got it. Kinda like the first suitcase.

Anonymous said...

"We would have Jude do it, but his name contains a "J" and therefore HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

November 17, 2008 1:11 PM"



Holy Shiat! Anybody tell Jude he doesn't exist?!?

Anonymous said...

Correct. The original pronunciation of the Hebrew "Jude" was Yahuda.

schOOOOLin'

John is Dead! said...

LEAVE BRITNE..... JUDE ALONE!

He is no longer drinking the Thelma koolaid! He is one of the good guys now.

He has a J in his name, so what???
IT'S NOT HIS REAL NAME ANYWAYS!
He is still A PERSON!

Yahuda cookies said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct. The original pronunciation of the Hebrew "Jude" was Yahuda.





anybody got any Yahuda cookies??? I am freaking STARVING!!!!


YAHUDA COOKIES ARE PENTAGRAMS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Reformed PID and IAAP believers:

Jude
65if
Mikey
Tafultong
Felipgcs

Wait, those were the only ones to begin with.

George Kush said...

YAHUDA COOKIES ARE PENTAGRAMS!!!!

November 17, 2008 1:17 PM


They are NOT pentacles! They are PENTAGRAMS!


not trying to brag. but it is true.

Anonymous said...

And snowflakes are HEXAGRAMS! Evil snow! Snow(c) is Saturn(c) George Kush

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