Saturday, November 22, 2008

Fireman Frenzy

Publicity for the Fireman CD is getting hot and heavy.



Here are some links:

Official
The Official Website
The Official MySpace
ATO Records MySpace Blog

Interviews
Pitchfork Magazine
BBC 6 Radio
XFM London
Geoff Lloyd's Hometime Show
Stool Pigeon (Quietus)

Reviews
Rolling Stone
Observer Music Monthly
Uncut
Maccaspan
Badger Herald
Wired
Spinner
BBC

Hear The Album
NPR First Listen
MySpace

Videos
Artwork Day
Recording
Paul and Youth Talk
Fan Videos for all of the Songs

The word I keep hearing regarding the new Fireman CD is "Inspired." In fact, the reaction has been so positive that there is some talk that Paul regrets having it released under the name Fireman. From the look of the Best Buy ad, this will not exactly be a mystery McCartney release.



Special recognition to the following websites for their excellent coverage of the Fireman release:
AbbeyRd Beatles News
Macca Report
Maccaspan
Macca-Central

Sunsol has struck again with another forwards-backwards video - Paul Is Dead Now. This video features some absolutely hilarious heard backwards lyrics. Click under "more info" to really appreciate this video. I must add shaggily how fun it would be if Iamaphoney would use these lyrics on one of his rewritten backwards Beatles songs.

AbbeyRd Beatles News reported that the bidding on White Album #0000005 is up to £14,000.00 (approximately US $20,704.60). The auction ends tomorrow.

After listening to the interview, it appears that it was the interviewer, and not Paul, who brought up "Carnival of Light." This means that this recent eruption is not much different from when it was brought up last year. However, there is much more publicity this time, with some papers even going as far as talking about Olivia Harrison's tough decision to release a track that her late husband previously vetoed.

In the same week that it has been widely reported that John Lennon sold his soul to the devil, the Vatican announced that they forgive John for his "Beatles are more popular than Jesus" remark. Here is a link to the Reuters story.

A video appeared last week under the radar. I don't see anything new visually, but the soundtrack seems original. I have no way of knowing if this comes from Iamaphoney or not. 020289 by iamaprophet.

Back to the Fireman, here is a parting quote from Paul, I think:

London, Nov 22 (PTI) The Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney underwent an extraordinary transformation for his new album 'Electric Arguments' and pretended to be Gladys Jenkins during the recordings.
"We decided to go undercover, to do whatever we wanted. That way, when you go to the microphone, I don't think of it as going as Paul McCartney and it frees you up," he told In an interview to T4's Miquita Oliver.

"I'd say, 'Right, you're going to become Gladys Jenkins," he said.

"It was quite thrilling, that's how we approached Sgt. Pepper's. "It's like you're playing instead of working," the legendary singer was quoted as saying by Sun. PTI


The same story appeared in Gigwise.

Gladys?

249 comments:

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Anonymous said...

No it is clear as the day. It was all Promo. Thanks skinny dude, thanks iaap, thanks taf. It has been a fun ride.

gonna by the cd now. no i am pissed off, i am gonna download it

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Anonymous said...

thanks for the information tafultong!

Anonymous said...

JFK

Ian said...

thanks for the promotion Iamtafultong!
People, go and buy my new album!

Paul

Anonymous said...

Wha, wha, WHAT?!?!?!
The VAT-i-can FORGIVES John?!?!?!

What a crock of dingoes kidnees!!!!

Who's gonna forgive THEM????


your pal,
vince.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think of it as going as Paul McCartney and it frees you up,"

LOL! yeah, it must be a drag to always have to go as Paul McCartney. Poser

Anonymous said...

The Vatican "forgives" John... How "Christian" of them.

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

The Vatican "forgives" John... How "Christian" of them.

November 22, 2008 3:08 PM"


Jesus is pissed

Anonymous said...

Jesus is pissed

November 22, 2008 3:09 PM


G-BUS!

Anonymous said...

"Jesus is pissed

November 22, 2008 3:09 PM


G-BUS!

November 22, 2008 3:10 PM"


JEBUS!

Anonymous said...

Well, they forgave Gallileo too.

Anonymous said...

The VAT-i-can FORGIVES John?!?!?!

Who's gonna forgive THEM????


Exactly! Ok, fine, I'll forgive them for the Inquisition & Crusades. lol

Anonymous said...

Jesus is pissed

You mean, Emmanuel?

angry jude expletive said...

Anonymous said...

"Jesus is pissed

November 22, 2008 3:09 PM


G-BUS!

November 22, 2008 3:10 PM"


JEBUS!

November 22, 2008 3:10 PM


JUDE!

Anonymous said...

JEBUS!

Hee-bee jee-bees... bee-gees?

Fake jude said...

Bitch, please

cliche jude said...

You're not even trying anymore....

Anonymous said...

Speaking of bids, someone placed a bid for MY copy of the 7" set of "Run Devil Run"!
See all my ebay stuff up for auction.
I am 2261vincent

I also have BOTH my SGT. Pepper's AND Abbey Road PIC DISC's up there.


Here's to living in my house for at least one more month!

vince.

Rant of the Jude said...

RRRRRRRRRR! RRRROOOOOWER! RUFFF! RUFF! BARK! YIP! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

ranty-ebay-jude said...

I'd buy all your Beatles stuff vince, but I know deep down you are plotting against me. So, I'll just get really really mad. May G-d str*ke down my *nemies! G-Haad!

PS- got any Venture Brothers left?

Anonymous said...

Bitch, please

Oh, yes, please! I'm a horny high-schooler

Anonymous said...

May G-d str*ke down my *nemies!

And may He also strike down my *nemas

fake vince said...

"PS- got any Venture Brothers left?

November 22, 2008 3:21 PM"


Those will be the LAST to go. Shoot, I don't care if you are mad fakey-ebay-jude, just buy something! Hell, if you give me enough $ and you can yell at me and my wife for all I care!

Anonymous said...

No....... no DVD's.
But, I got some cool RHINO stuff up.

I'm practically GIVING this stuff away.
I have TWO magazines with "Sgt. Pepper" parody covers going for .99 cents!!!


vince.

Catagory 5 Jude Rant predicted said...

"Hell, if you give me enough $ and you can yell at me and my wife for all I care!

November 22, 2008 3:23 PM"


Let's get down to brass tacks Fake Vince. How much for me to yell at you and your wife?

I mean, we are talking about a Catagory 5, full on, primal scream therapy Jude rant here...

What are your terms? I don't want to be outbid, can you put a "buy it now price" on it?

Fake Vince said...

"What are your terms? I don't want to be outbid, can you put a "buy it now price" on it?

November 22, 2008 3:27 PM"


Are we talking a phone yell, or in person yell?

hurricane jude said...

phone yell

Fake Vince said...

For a phone yell session, it is $20 activation fee, and then $3.99 per minute.

Primal Scream Jude Rant said...

Sold!

Fake Vince said...

Just go to my eBay store, put a bid up for Primal Scream Therapy, if you win you can call. We work out the particulars if you win.

Steaming mad jude said...

"Just go to my eBay store, put a bid up for Primal Scream Therapy, if you win you can call. We work out the particulars if you win."


Wait... what? What do you mean "if I win"?

Anonymous said...

That seller name again is 2261vincent

Fake Vince said...

If you win means if you win the bid. Look, I am unemployed. Do you understand? I am not living in my mom's basement like you. I have mouths to feed. Yes, fewer mouths to feed since my cat and dog both died, but we still have to eat and maintain life sustenance here.
There may be another crazy person who will pay say.... $25 activation and $4.25 per minute. I am not going to sell ourselves short. I am already GIVING away all my Beatle stuff. Not going to go cheap on the primal scream. No way in hell Fake ranty Jude. No way in hell.

Ranty Bern said...

"There may be another crazy person who will pay say.... $25 activation and $4.25 per minute."


I will bid on that Fake Vince.

Ranty Harold said...

$26.50 for activation, $3.99 per minute, plus I throw in a copy of "Electric Arguments"

Final offer...

Anonymous said...

I have no, repeat, NO Primal Scream albums in my collection!


vince.

Red faced Rant Jude said...

Now I really know you are ALL PLOTTING AGAINST ME!

Anonymous said...

I think , if you REALLY wanted to be Vince, you shoulda brought up the actual COST of putting both the cat & dog down.
It's not like putting a budgie down.

"Funny you should mention it, 'coz we just bought a great big book on how to put your budgie down...."


vince.

Fake Vince said...

hang on real vince. this is a fair deal between me and ranty jude. or ranty bern or harold.

Fakey MikeNL said...

Jude is not a red faced monkey!

Anonymous said...

It is not within the realm of reason to believe that Iamaphoney is Paul or that Tafultong is Paul.

It is very much within the realm of reason to see a very strong connection between Tafultong and Iamaphoney.

Anonymous said...

cool, cool.....

I'll keep to myself.


Once again, that seller name is 2261vincent.


Carry on......

Anonymous said...

" Fakey MikeNL said...

Jude is not a red faced monkey!

November 22, 2008 3:45 PM"


Put your money up Fakey Mikey if you want a piece of this Primal Scream therapy pie! We know you have to be pissed about the way Iamaphoney has been jacking with you over this suitcase nonsense. A little primal scream therapy would be GOOD FOR YOU!

Powered by 2261vincent said...

"Once again, that seller name is 2261vincent.
Carry on......
November 22, 2008 3:46 PM"



For the rest of the evening we will sponsor you vince, all our posts will contain your eBay seller name.

Anonymous said...

much love, you guys.


much love.

Anonymous said...

"For the rest of the evening we will sponsor you vince, all our posts will contain your eBay seller name.

November 22, 2008 3:50 PM"


Please don't, the poor man has had enough crap this year. He doesn't need this!

Red faced Jude said...

So now vince is against me too?!?!?
This conspiracy is bigger then even I imagined!!!!





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Miles Denton Oliver said...

It begins again;
forty years later.

Are you ready?
I like it.

William Morris said...

" Red faced Jude said...

So now vince is against me too?!?!?
This conspiracy is bigger then even I imagined!!!!"



No, only fake vince, fakey Mikey, and Ranty Bern & Ranty Harold are against you Fake Jude.

Didn't you get your booster hormone replacement therapy anti-Jude disease shot? You are almost as paranoid as the real Jude(peace be upon him).

Nurse Faulconsnowjob was supposed to administer it?


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nurse faulconandsnowjob said...

I was supposed to administer the anti-jude disease inoculation shot to Fake Jude, sorry!

Got side tracked at my wedding by a biker gang.

On second thought, I am going to utilize this eBay bidding situation all the kids on the Iamaphoney blog are using.

Anyone who wants a shot has to bid on it fair and square. My time is valuable as a full time nurse and full time lawyer and full time Faul hunter. If I am going to go into parents basements to administer anti-anything shots to angry kids I am damn well going to get paid for it.

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Pirate Paul said...

Arrrrrrrrrg! Shiver me timbers thank you fake Tafultong!

After a long day at sea, there is nothing better after putting up me peg leg on a whiskey barrel, listening to a copy of Electric Arrrrrrrrguements, call up Fake Vince and his lovely wife and primal scream therapy yell at them for 20 minutes (on satellite phone off the coast of somolia no less!), get a shot of anti-jude rant antivenom from the very BEAUTIFUL Nurse Faulconandsnowjob. Makes me less paranoid when hijacking fuel tankers off the Saudi's.

So take it from Pirate Paul.

Electric Arrrrrrguments = BUY IT!
Primal scream w Vince/wife = BUY IT!
Nurse Faulconandsnowjob = BUY HER!
(before the pirates do, they like booty)


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Jude-ius Ceasar said...

"PS
WALK THE PLANK JUDE!

November 22, 2008 4:19 PM"



Et Tu Pirate Paul????

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Spelling Nazi Jude said...

YOU SPELLED "Caesar" wrong!


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Anonymous said...

"My time is valuable as a full time nurse and full time lawyer and full time Faul hunter."



any possible chance someone could put up a Nurse Faulconandsnowjob Barbie doll on eBay?

Full poseable?

Fake Vince said...

Faulconandsnowjob barbie?

We are working on it


How much would you pay?




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Lonely Jude said...

How about a Faulconandsnowjob RealDoll?

Faulcon said...

Wow boys I am so flattered by you!
All this talk of me being a Nurse is kind of flattering. I had a childhood dream of becoming a nurse, but choose the legal profession instead. So I can help you with legal matters, but not with medical.

A faulcon barbie doll? If one of you enterprising young men do happen to come up with something like that, please let me know! I would Love one!


~faulcon

Faulcon said...

The realdoll? I had to look that one up! My oh my you boys are a randy bunch! My husband would probably be interested in one of them to fullfill this little "fantasy" he has with me and another gal, but for now I have no plans.

Thank you, but no thank you!

~Faulcon

Lonely Jude said...

Can Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob make a Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob real doll?

You wouldn't sue or anything would you?






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Faulcon said...

"Lonely Jude said...

Can Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob make a Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob real doll?"


Sure! Please send pictures if you do!
My husband would get a hearty laugh from that!


~Faulcon

old man gfa said...

grandfatheraleister got hisself a realdoll!

http://www.swiremariners.com/kings2.jpg

fake nurse faulcon said...

It's time for fake Vince's enema. Any bids to watch?

Anonymous said...

WOW!
Gfa sure looks happy! Maybe now he has a girlfriend he wont make anymore paranoid videos!

faulcon doll said...

"Can Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob make a Fake Nurse Faulconandsnowjob real doll"

Dude, you need a girlfriend :-P

Bill with a realdoll said...

Billy Shears with a real doll!

It was a fake mustache, it was a fake mustache, it was a fake mustache!

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/08/09/lars-and-the-real-girl.jpg

Anonymous said...

"Bill with a realdoll said...

Billy Shears with a real doll!"



That looks like MIKEY!

Mikenl said...

Leave me out of this! I am watching a movie!!!!!!






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Anonymous said...

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/08/09/lars-and-the-real-girl.jpg

Is that the faulcon doll?

Anonymous said...

how did mikey grow that killer 70's stash???? porn star mikey!

And how did he get Faulconandsnowjob to pose with him???

Anonymous said...

Faulcon a lawyer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Faulcon Snowjob, Esq. said...

Faulcon a lawyer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are just intimidated by smart women.

grandfatheraliester said...

gfa here,

Me and Lily are running off together. No more videos because I am so happy now. I have erased all my videos, and dedicate my life to making this really real doll real. Like a female Pinocchio.......

"Pinocchia" if you will.

If we all got a real doll, and we all really loved our real dolls, maybe then the Tavistock people plans would fail! They even make men real dolls, for you lonely Faul hating gals out there, and for Jude.
Maybe you could all get pre-66 Paul Dolls and thwart the Tavistock control grid plan too!
Or maybe you could just do the dishes...

The only videos I will make now...
Wedding videos, which you will see.
Wedding night videos, which are private and only Faulconandsnowjob will see. Because my real doll Lily really really really has a thing for faulconandsnowjob.

so long suckers!


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peace and love Jude said...

You are just intimidated by smart women.

November 22, 2008 4:51 PM


My Realdoll doesn't talk to me like that! And He is smart! I am not lonely or angry anymore! The Pre-66 Paul McCartney doll worked ladies!
I soak him in the bathtub to bring up the latex temperature, he stays warm for hours!

Just in time for xxxmas!

Peace and Love!

Anonymous said...

I can see why you'd be interested in a Pinocchio doll ... buncha fags on this blog

Jude plays flowergirl said...

"old man gfa said...

grandfatheraleister got hisself a realdoll!

http://www.swiremariners.com/kings2.jpg

November 22, 2008 4:42 PM"


her name is Lily.
They are to be married.
Iamaphoney will be the bridesmaid!
Think of the flowers!

Pinocchia = femininity said...

"Anonymous said...

I can see why you'd be interested in a Pinocchio doll ... buncha fags on this blog

November 22, 2008 5:01 PM"


Pinocchia doll. Congated with a "a" to denote femininity


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Anonymous said...

gfa is a poof, jude told us that

Paul real doll extortionist said...

"The Pre-66 Paul McCartney doll worked ladies!"


Stocking stuffers for the PID gal in your life! A pre-66 Paul Real doll!

Unlikely that it is that you have a lady in your life, but if you DID, and she was really into PID, this is what she would want!

And if you want it too, well, we wont tell either! As long as your paypal account pays quick....

Anonymous said...

Pinocchia doll. Congated with a "a" to denote femininity

LOL wtf does "congated" mean?

Pinocchia Jude said...

Anonymous said...

gfa is a poof, jude told us that

November 22, 2008 5:05 PM


I did. I cannot tell a lie.

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Anonymous said...

hey, where can I get a fake faulcon doll? I'm a desperate & horny highschooler

Anonymous said...

you guys have no clue who Jude is, do you? Retards

spanish idiot said...

conjugated

http://www.spanishdict.com/conjugate

Professor Dude said...

LOL wtf does "congated" mean?

I think he meant "conjugated." They're not exactly the most educated lot, are they?

Retard guy fan said...

"you guys have no clue who Jude is, do you? Retards

November 22, 2008 5:11 PM"


I missed the retard guy!
glad you are back!

Anonymous said...

maybe mr dillweed and mr dickweed are with retard guy!

Anonymous said...

"conjugated" applies to verbs, numb nuts. "Pinocchia" is a name, not a verb.

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Anonymous said...

maybe mr dillweed and mr dickweed are with retard guy!

November 22, 2008 5:14 PM



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Retardo said...

if you're on this blog, you're retarded.

conjugated visits said...

" Anonymous said...

"conjugated" applies to verbs, numb nuts. "Pinocchia" is a name, not a verb.

November 22, 2008 5:14 PM"


what you do to your real doll is your business. When I want to have conjugated visits with my real doll, I will use a VERB to do it thank you very much!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit

Mr. Retardo said...

I missed the retard guy!
glad you are back!

That's MR. Retard to you. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

hen I want to have conjugated visits with my real doll, I will use a VERB to do it thank you very much!

No one wants to know what you do w/ your Pinocchio doll's big ass nose.

Anonymous said...

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "conjugal visit" and CONJUGATED VISITS DILLWEAD!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "conjugal visit" and CONJUGATED VISITS DILLWEAD!

November 22, 2008 5:20 PM"


Not in my world!

Anonymous said...

"You are just intimidated by smart women."

Smart women who don't understand what vibrato is?
PUH-leeze! That is the single most stupid PID argument I've ever heard and I'm FUCKING PID!

Anonymous said...

Any discussion on the Fireman Frenzy tonight? Or is it all real dolls and faulcon lawyer jokes?

Anonymous said...

I've ever heard and I'm FUCKING PID!

November 22, 2008 5:21 PM



What you do with PAUL IN DRAG is your buisness!

Anonymous said...

Smart women who don't understand what vibrato is?

I think you're getting confused between "vibrato" & "vibrator," Idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrato

I can fucking hear it. Maybe you just have a shitty ear.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Fireman Frenzy

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Anonymous said...

Any discussion on the Fireman Frenzy tonight? Or is it all real dolls and faulcon lawyer jokes?

Jokes? LOL it's all stupid bullshit. An actual joke would be refreshing

Anonymous said...

the faulcon doll jokes are getting stupider & stupider

Anonymous said...

If this was NASCAR you would owe ysheva10 $$$$$ for all these driveby mentions....

food stamp vince said...

" Anonymous said...

If this was NASCAR you would owe ysheva10 $$$$$ for all these driveby mentions....

November 22, 2008 5:30 PM"


you take foodstamps?

Anonymous said...

"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrato

I can fucking hear it. Maybe you just have a shitty ear."

Temper temper dearie. You can hear it eh? Then I guess you can hear Paul doing tons of it on the Decca audition tapes in 1962 then? "Like Dreamers Do"? It's something a singer can choose to do if they want to or not to add a resonating effect to their voice.



Stick to your photo comparisons before you stink up PID with this garbage since it's obvious you don't know shit about music.

FAILcon

Anonymous said...

I just watched Chapter 27 and The Killing of John Lennon one after the other.

Anonymous said...

What are you people even talking about anymore?

Anonymous said...

"What are you people even talking about anymore?

November 22, 2008 5:33 PM"


YOU PEOPLE!?

Racist!

Anonymous said...

What are you people even talking about anymore

Fucking stupid bullshit

Anonymous said...

You know, thinking about it, Paul has handled all of this as good as one possibly could. In fact, I doubt anyone else could deal with it at all.

P-ownage said...

In my opinion, we're all really stupid for believing this.. Check out the Fireman album, and reverse a few songs..

We all just got owned by Paul.

Anonymous said...

FAILcon

Ouch! My, aren't we getting a little catty? Meow!

Anonymous said...

Paul ownage

Anonymous said...

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!



any eBay bidders???

Anonymous said...

get aja in this!

Anonymous said...

three way cat fight!

MEOW!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL whoever said FAILcon - I bet she'll be really impressed with your high school diploma & basement room at your parents' house. LOL

Anonymous said...

aja has brass knuckles and bulletproof wonderbras. No wonder she is bored! Fights are fast

Anonymous said...

good thing failcon is a nurse and a lawyer! She can mend her own wounds and sue the living sh*t out of aja!!!

Anonymous said...

Faulcon can fucking shoot you with her tits - like the fembots in Austin Powers

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This xxmas

buy all your

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That wouldn't, by any chance, be a PUFFY SHIRT?

Anonymous said...

Watch for it on the new court TV, Tru-TV.

Aja vs. Faulconandsnowjob.

Judge Jude-E presiding...

Anonymous said...

any takers on the aja vs fembotsnowjob fight?

I put $20 on the flame thrower tits!

Anonymous said...

faulcon IS aja, dumbass

Anonymous said...

You win Jude. This time....

Anonymous said...

Faul club!

Watch Aja kick her own ass as faulcon!

"you met me at a strange time of my life"

Jude said...

"First rule of Faul club... DONT TALK ABOUT FAUL CLUB!"

Ohhh yeah! I am good!

Anonymous said...

good one jude!

Anonymous said...

u r the best jude!

Anonymous said...

way to go jude!

Anonymous said...

everyone adores you Jude!

Anonymous said...

LOL oh Jude!

Anonymous said...

Dude let faulcon post all over the place. It only makes PID look even more retarded. You go right ahead girl. Take over PID. It's yours.

MikeNL said...

First rule of Faul club!

LOL

you get a Yoda cookie Jude buddy old pal(aul)

Anonymous said...

"Jude said...

"First rule of Faul club... DONT TALK ABOUT FAUL CLUB!"

Ohhh yeah! I am good!

November 22, 2008 5:42 PM"



Not as good as Faulconandsnowjob!

Anonymous said...

Aja is faulcon is Jude is Mikey is Iamaphoney is Tafultong and we are all together.

Goo goo goo joob

Anonymous said...

Dude let faulcon post all over the place. It only makes PID look even more retarded. You go right ahead girl. Take over PID. It's yours.

NOTHING could make you guys look more retarded than you make yourselves look

highlander faulcon said...

There can be only ONE!!!!

Highlander MikeNL said...

"There can be only ONE!"


THATS MY LINE!!!!


We are no longer friends!

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Anonymous said...

We are no longer friends!

Oh, no! How could I ever go on?

2261vincent said...

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Anonymous said...

If we're talking Highlander than we're talking immortals not dead guys (heh heh)

It's a kind of magick....

Anonymous said...

you guys have to buy your friends on ebay lol

Anonymous said...

ebay suitcase 10% off 'till the end of the month!

Anonymous said...

Awesome headshot, Paul. Hire that guy forever.

love from

Anonymous said...

Awesome headshot, Paul.

Tacky

Anonymous said...

tacky? give the photographer some props...he looks. young and relevant in that shot. and, didn't ya read the NEWS today?
lol

Anonymous said...

The Stool pig-eon

classic

Anonymous said...

he looks. young and relevant in that shot

he looks like a corpse

Anonymous said...

He's still cute. It's a nice photo. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Get over it.

LOL I don't care

brofain said...

Gladys means "lame" (Latin).

Jenkins means "little John" or "son of John."

Gladys Jenkins is the lame son of John.

Anonymous said...

I'll admit I don't understand that.

Anonymous said...

"Gladys Jenkins is the lame son of John."

Gladys is a girl's name

Anonymous said...

not much on her but....


Claudia is a feminine given name. It is a variant of the masculine Claude, which in turn has its origin in the Roman Claudius, which was the name of the gens Claudia. It comes from a Roman family name which was derived from Latin claudus meaning "Nice, Kind Hearted". This was the family name of several Roman emperors of the 1st century, including the emperor known simply as Claudius. Although in England and America it is usually pronounced as 'Claw-dee-ah', many people named Claudia have their names pronounced as 'Cloud-ee-ah'.
The name Claudia is one of the ten most popular female names in many Spanish-speaking countries and regions, and tends to fall within the top 200 female names in the United States each year. In Spain, in 2005, Claudia was the ninth most used name for female babies. Variations of the name Claudia include Klaudia, Claudine, Claudette, Claudie, Clodia, Kladia, and Gladys.

Anonymous said...

stump the chump

what was the point, anyway?

Anonymous said...

Variations of the name Claudia include Klaudia, Claudine, Claudette, Claudie, Clodia, Chlamydia, Kladia, and Gladys.

Anonymous said...

I just don;t get it. Little more help, pard?

Anonymous said...

Don't drag Santa Claus into this NOW!

Jude said...

Should I be flattered, or just spooked?

Anonymous said...

I just don;t get it. Little more help, pard?

I thought it was obvious...

Anonymous said...

Jude said...
Should I be flattered, or just spooked?

They all have man-crushes on you. Be flattered.

Anonymous said...

what is obvious?

Anonymous said...

i am thinking about making a blog dedicated to the wonder that is faulconsnowjob, a tribute to the hilarious, inaccurate and stupid things that she says.

God knows I'd never run out of material to work with!!!

Anonymous said...

Chlamydia?

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydia

Anonymous said...

My all these high school kids sure do have big heads. Small wee-wees, but big heads.

Anonymous said...

what's up with you and miss snow?

Anonymous said...

what's up with you and miss snow?

I'm horny & desperate, & she's a girl!

Anonymous said...

go meet one. grandfather Alister got Lily, after all .....those years ago. ( or whatever the story was)

Anonymous said...

Faulcon rejected him & he can't get over it. Now he's just obsessed.

Anonymous said...

Is there a real story behind this? PARDon my PUN.

Anonymous said...

where's a link to track one Just out of sight?

Anonymous said...

oh it's here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96952621

Anonymous said...

lyric's would be cool, though

Anonymous said...

I am going to buy some of this cheap 2261vincent crap off of Ebay, then hunt him down and beat him to death with it for spamming this blog.

Anonymous said...

Alright, who's gonna buy the SUPER-DUPER-SPECIAL-EDITION of "Electric Arguments", and then bittorrent it so I can see it?



vince.

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Is it SPAM if your REALLY WANT IT???

I think not!

Look buddy, if you were as unemployed as I am, losing as many close pets as I have, and just about on the verge of a divorce, you may find yourself liquidating your life collection of Beatles memorabilia too.

Reminds me of a sign I saw on a VENTURE BROS. cartoon. The scene when the Venture Bros. went into a coffee shop for the first time, and a sign on the wall said "Don't make fun of our coffee! Someday you too may be old and weak!"

So.. think about THAT!

vvince

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forgot this at the end....



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Anonymous said...

please someone can do a summary about what is the suitcase?since the first video insered by iamahoney that i can't keep track of it...help

AV said...

There is a huge pile of crap in those suitcases. Whoever finds them and eats the shit gets a brand new Fireman CD, with Iamaphoneys autograph on it.

Anonymous said...

did you know.....



faulconandsnowjob is working on her 3rd graduate degree!?!


See how smart people can still believe in crazy things, like Paul is Dead and was Replaced!

Three graduate degrees means smart!

faulcon said...

"Three graduate degrees means smart!

November 23, 2008 11:05 AM"



Do you have a G.E.D?

Anonymous said...

believ paul dead no smart u r. i smart, i gets sootcase and eats shit, then me gets more cd.

YNMS said...

YOU KNOW MY SHAME!


YNMS

faulcon said...

Oh! I get it! A play on You Know My Name (YKMN)

The reason I know this.... two words...

THREE GRADUATE DEGREES!

mal the misogynist said...

"The reason I know this.... two words...

THREE GRADUATE DEGREES!

November 23, 2008 11:19 AM"


honey, that's three words.......

faulcon Forgery said...

"THREE GRADUATE DEGREES!

November 23, 2008 11:19 AM"


honey, that's three words.......

November 23, 2008 11:20 AM"


This is where a legal degree helps.
THREE IS A NUMBER! NOT A WORD!


I SMARTER!!

mal the misogynist said...

Don't you have some dishes to wash? Or a toilet to scrub?

faulcon said...

Well, you boys have done it again! My husband and I are laughing here. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So I am really flattered you spend so much time thinking of me.

Yes, I am in fact working on my third graduate degree. And my IQ is in the high side of triple digits. That is why it is clear to me that Paul was replaced. I look objectively at the evidence, and draw conclusions based on pure objective rationalism that could be proven conclusively and concretely in a court of law.

Should you decide to get out of your parents basement, and join the educated populace, you will find me and my husband drinking a glass of wine, reading Albert Camus books, listening to NPR, and secretly living in an internal silent world of rage that manifests itself in a pathological belief that famous people are being replaced at an alarming level with reptilian shapeshifters, from actors and musicians to politicians and EVEN FAMILY MEMBERS! MY GOD MY HUSBAND IS NOT THE MAN I MARRIED! LORD HELP ME!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!

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tafultong:

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Anonymous said...

"MY GOD MY HUSBAND IS NOT THE MAN I MARRIED! LORD HELP ME!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!

November 23, 2008 11:30 AM"


I liked everything to this part.
I was going to say
May G-D strike you down

but since I really want to sleep with you I am going to pray to G-D to just cramp a few of your fingers
so you have difficulty typing.

May G-D cramp your fingers

Anonymous said...

May G-D cramp your fingers

November 23, 2008 11:34 AM


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