Saturday, November 15, 2008

"Carnival of Light" May Be Released Soon

Forty years on, McCartney wants the world to hear 'lost' Beatles epic - Guardian U.K.

According to The Guardian: It does exist,' McCartney says on a BBC Radio 4 arts programme to be broadcast this week. Talking to John Wilson, the presenter of Front Row, the former Beatle confirms that he still has a master tape of the work and says he suspects that 'the time has come for it to get its moment'.

This is fantastic news for any Beatles fans interested in the Beatles Mystery. In fact, if I were planning to release this legendary piece of avant-garde music from the biggest pop group of all time, I would probably start a viral campaign on YouTube a couple of years before the issue.

According to "The Complete Beatles Chronicle" by Mark Lewisohn, The Beatles compiled an effects tape the evening of January 5, 1967, just after he had done a vocal overdub on "Penny Lane." The resulting track, which was credited to "Paul McCartney and Delta Music Plus," was played on both January 28 and February 4 at the Roundhouse in London. The track clocked in at 13 minutes 48 seconds. Lewisohn describes it as a "combination of a one-take basic track plus numerous overdubs, so that by its end it included distorted, hypnotic drum and organ sounds, a distorted lead guitar, the sound of a church organ, various effects (water-gargling was one) and, perhaps most intimidating of all, John and Paul screaming dementedly and bawling aloud random phrases like "Are you alright?" and "Barcelona!" No one ever explained the identity of "Delta Music Plus."



Paul didn't say too much about the piece in "Many Years From Now" other than it preceded "Revolution 9" by about eighteen months. Miles described it this way: "The tape has no rhythm, though a beat is sometimes established for a few bars by the percussion or a rhythmic pounding on the piano. There is no melody, though snatches of a tune sometimes threaten to break through. The Beatles make literally random sounds, although they sometimes respond to each other; for instance, a burst of organ notes answered by a rattle of percussion. The basic track was recorded slow so that some of the drums and organ were very deep and sonorous, like the bass notes of a cathedral organ. Much of it is echoed and it is often hard to tell if you are listening to a slowed-down cymbal or a tubular bell. John and Paul yell with massive amounts of reverb on their voices, there are Indian war cries, whistling, close-miked gasping, genuine coughing and fragments of studio conversation, ending with Paul asking, with echo, 'Can we hear it back now?'"

Apollo C. Vermouth mentioned "Carnival of Light" in a post to TKIN about the importance of getting permission to include Karlheinz Stockhausen's picture on the cover of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." Apollo wrote:

If Lewis Carrol influenced Lennon's writing style, Stockhausen opened new doors for John's musical ideas.

Stockhausen's "Hymnen" was the total inspiration for John's "Revolution #9", and influenced Paul's "Carnival of Light" as well.

The Beatles were frantic in getting Stockhausen"s permission to include him on the "Sgt. Pepper" cover. Having sent a telegram on the first day of May that went unanswered, Epstein sent yet another urgent telegram on the 8th to get him on the cover to assure the projected release date.

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.

Apollo


Some people may believe that they have heard part of "Carnival of Light," but they are most likely mistaken. There was a brief track that went around trading circles in the year 2000, which was supposedly a fragment from "Carnival of Light." Wikipedia reported that it was actually just a "phony bootleg." Not surprisingly, a snippet of the phony track appeared in Rotten Apple 28.



Somebody even went as far as to create a phony record label for the never heard track.



We were also teased about this very possibility in October of last year when Paul McCartney played his gig at the Roundhouse in London, site of the original rave. Let us hope that we soon get to hear this missing link in Beatles history.

399 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pentragram, ma'am.

Anonymous said...

Not a five-sided telegram!

Anonymous said...

Pentagram Sam, you're my main man

Anonymous said...

No no, Sam, it ain't no pentagram.

Anonymous said...

For JGuilders,

Read this!

Imagine John Lennon Is Dead: How The Beatle's Murder Changed Evidence Law Forever


http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/evidenceprof/2008/01/the-recent-rele.html

read em and weep!

Anonymous said...

THATS WHAT I SAID GEORGE!
PENTAGRAMS!

November 17, 2008 1:20 PM"


You got that from my book!
Stop the infringements!

Anonymous said...

"[n]o expert witness testifying with respect to the mental state or condition of a defendant in a criminal case may state an opinion or inference as to whether the defendant did or did not have the mental state or condition constituting an element of the crime charged or of a defense thereto."

And?

Anonymous said...

faulconandsnowjob said...

For JGuilders,


read em and weep!

November 17, 2008 1:24 PM


I read it, and did not weep.
Because there hasn't been a single shred of evidence produced yet that is convincing. Yes, you have displayed photographs where he looks different. Using this same method, the folks at NIR have concluded that Bob Dylan, Ringo Starr, Jewel, Courtney Cox, and about ten other people have been replaced. A recent Youtube video has used photographs to prove that Jane Asher was replaced. The reason is simple - using this method that you are promoting, you can conclude that the whole world has been replaced.


-JGuildersleeve

Anonymous said...

"The reason is simple - using this method that you are promoting, you can conclude that the whole world has been replaced.


-JGuildersleeve

November 17, 2008 1:28 PM"



Wouldn't that be cool if the whole world WAS replaced????!?!?!?


- anybody for a game of tong?

Anonymous said...

" anybody for a game of tong?

November 17, 2008 1:29 PM"


Here!

Anonymous said...

anybody for a game of tong?

November 17, 2008 1:29 PM


Good L_rd yes!!!

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen, start your drinking!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OHHH NO YOU DIIIIIIIDN'T!!!

Anonymous said...

yshvh is a troll of the worst kind---a jewish troll.

Anonymous said...

"Good L_rd yes!!!

November 17, 2008 1:30 PM"



May G-D strike you.... oh wait. nevermind..

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

yshvh is a troll of the worst kind---a jewish troll.

November 17, 2008 1:34 PM"


If you take out the "J" then he is a "ewish" troll. Is that as bad???

Anonymous said...

Them jews stole our J's!

Now I understand the Germans!

Carry on Yenz!!!

Anonymous said...

That's the way I likes it. A room full 'a ewish trolls.

Anonymous said...

Notice Yenz has no J, therefore he is real

Anonymous said...

Jewel was replaced? I mean, Ewel was replaced?

Anonymous said...

PID replacement people have poor udgement.

Anonymous said...

NOW YOU KNOW _UST WHAT I WANT FOR XXXMAS!!!

http://www.ewish.com/presskit/ewishnewsfeed.cfm


for the discerning ewish troll!!

Anonymous said...

" Tong anyone??? said...

Gentlemen, start your drinking!

November 17, 2008 1:31 PM"



way ahead of you squire!

Anonymous said...

"We need to replace Jewel immediately. We can't institute the New World Order with the real Jewel singing her diary entries."

"But who...who could we find to replace Jewel? She's one of a kind."

"That's why we pay you the big bucks."

Anonymous said...

"because there is no "J" sound in Aramaic."



see!?!?!? see what you started!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

if yshvh would write GOD with an O and Jesus with an S his tiny jewish head would blow up into smithereens.

Anonymous said...

"Let me get this straight. You want me to pretend I'm Jewel? Forever? What's in it for me?"

"Hello? First, you get to be Jewel. You get to perform at Casinos and Six Flags."

"I'm in."

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

"because there is no "J" sound in Aramaic."



The _ews killed our Saviour.

We're just taking the "J" back brother.

The second coming we're not going to allow another crucifiction. No sir!

J is for JESUS! THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!


Take back the J!

Put the O back in G-D!!!!

Anonymous said...

The Full moon was yesterday.... what gives?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

The Full moon was yesterday.... what gives?

November 17, 2008 1:52 PM"


Can't drink on a sunday! That aint american and it sure aint Christian!

Anonymous said...

What gives? It's called ack Daniels and im Beam.

Anonymous said...

"Can't drink on a sunday! That aint american and it sure aint Christian!

November 17, 2008 1:53 PM"


Amen Brother!

Anonymous said...

Can Christians play Tong?






Can't drink on a sunday! That aint american and it sure aint Christian!

November 17, 2008 1:53 PM

Anonymous said...

۞

ever seen that?

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Can Christians play Tong?"



Does it involve drinking? Then yes!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

"Can't drink on a sunday! That aint american and it sure aint Christian!"




Hallelujah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Preach it brother! Let the spirit fill you and preach it to the choir!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wait _ust a cotton pickin minute there mister.... you mean to tell me....

_esus was a _ew??????

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen, start your Tong...

Anonymous said...

۞

Ever seen that? Most architects have. We call it "geometry."

I also collect weapons such as maces, so yeah, looks familiar.

Anonymous said...

Preach it brother! Let the spirit fill you and preach it to the choir!!!!!


"Let the spirit fill you"?

You've never really been in church, have you?

MikeNL said...

basically we're replacing each other all the time.. in our minds.

we change.

our appearance changes, our mind changes...

i some sort of way.. we become somebody else all the time.

now, darn. where is that suitcase contents!!!
MIKE DAMMIT!! GET THOSE CONTENTS NOA! or are you replaced too?

MIKE THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!


WHAT!
I'm not that Mike, ask Mike from one month ago, he'll know...

--

guys, i hope we get to see those contents soon. don't worry.. the RA revelation will continue anyways. and if not, then i guess we'll ALL DIE!. did i say DIE? i thought i said that you guys won't be entertained by phoney.

go do something else! play a little call of duty, watch Escape from Alcatraz.. or go outside and enjoy the fresh air, get a nose job, go fishing, go eat some noodles, get a yoda cookie, play with your dick, make something GENUINE, get a cookie again, read a book, listen to a cd, play some guitar... sing some boh rhap, get a girlfriend, and be nice to jude, me, vince, tafultong, yenz, jojo, everyone, everybody, everybody...

Were so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of iamapahoney who have chosen to join us
In the iamaphoney blog comment section at this time. we do sincerely hope youll all enjoy the show, and please remember people, that no matter who you are, and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. you, me them, everybody, everybody.

Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love (someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (sugar to kiss)
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you in the morning
I need you you you when my souls on fire

M.
THIS IS A GENUINE POST!

Anonymous said...

Tong #2

1. type "NYC" in to microsoft
word using wingding font...


2. look what it is...


3. Take a drink!


PS - dont click the blue name, the answer is underneith. Only after drinking heavily should you cheat and use the G-d code.

Anonymous said...

Mike is playing ultra-Tong

RockXLight said...

.......whatever happened to discussing Carnival of Light?!

Anonymous said...

Since when did Tong become anti-Semitic?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Since when did Tong become anti-Semitic?

November 17, 2008 2:06 PM"



Since the _ews took over!

Take the J back!

Put the 0 back in G-d!!!

Anonymous said...

Put the 0 back in G-d!!!

November 17, 2008 2:07 PM


very funny. a zero... in God... whatever creep

Anonymous said...

_ews for _esus!

My G-d is a _ewish carpenter zombie!

Anonymous said...

"My G-d is a _ewish carpenter zombie!

November 17, 2008 2:09 PM"


Whew! Thought you were going to say a Beatle!

Anonymous said...

Jude said

.......whatever happened to discussing Carnival of Light?!


uh oh, i guess mikey isn't here to read his lines, so no. 2 has taken over as conversation wrangler.

Anonymous said...

Vince called George Kush pretending to be his lawyer. He convinced Kush that he had plagorized hisself. George Kush is now suing George Kush.

hannibal "Vince" lector pulled a multiple miggs on his ass!

Anonymous said...

You know. I am really getting sick of carrying all you people. It's always "Mike this" and "Mike that" and "is it Genuine?" and "when is the interview" and "How does Iamaphoney feel today" and "Why doesn't IAAP call me after we make Love"

You know what, I give up.
You people are like herding cats!
I and my friends give you a perfectly good viral campaign and you folks have to go an ask questions. Why don't you swine just swallow the shit we shovel at you? Most of you are Americans, you should be used to that the way you people are.

Go outside and play until we call you back in. Stop asking questions and ... you remember the word? SAY IT BITCH!

SAY IT!

Anonymous said...

uhhh..

obey??

Anonymous said...

Now you are back on my good side children. One more word out of you and we stop this car AND JUST YOU WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!

Anonymous said...

sorry we stopped making it about you mike! Forgive us!

Anonymous said...

Got to get the MikeNL mention count up around 100 per day or Mike gets a case of the ass people!
Step up, turn off, and obey!

Anonymous said...

for the Love of g-d can we go back to Tong? I am losing my BUZZ!

Anonymous said...

have a drink to catch up

Anonymous said...

" MikeNL said...

"How does Iamaphoney feel today" and "Why doesn't IAAP call me after we make Love"



WTF???????

Anonymous said...

new all time low in the boring dept...where have all the cowboys gone?

Anonymous said...

the rumor is that Tong is a _ewish troll game, I aint playing it mister, I AINT! We americans dont need to listen to you mister. And we sure dont obey you shaved chested metromen from Danefairyland or where you live mister.

Going to burn the Tong game right along side the Ouji board I found in my wife's nightstand. She is always dib dabbling in the occult and this Iama_ewy stuff is just more of the same. First them beatles said they were bigger then _esus peace be upon his name, now you say HE is _ESUS!

You think you can fool all of the people all of the time, but quess what mister, you picked on the wrong billy bob hoss here! This Christian is putting the Christ BAAL in Christmas! Yessiree bob darn tooting mister!

Guess what? I am writing a letter to my congressment to get this _ew infested iamaphoney stuff shut down before ALL of our wives are consorting with the synagogues of satan and running away with black men smoking Danefairyland and getting on _ewish run welfore!

MikeNL said...

i wish i could hear Carnival of Light :/

Anonymous said...

" Billy Bob Thor-TON said..."

in summary....

Tong =_ewish troll game

Tong > Ouji board

Wife = dib dabbling in the occult

IAMA_EWY = more of the same

Beatles > _esus peace be upon him

MikeNL > us fools

billy bob hoss > MikeNL

Christ = put the BAAL back in Christmas!

True of False = Yessiree bob darn tooting mister!


congressment = your elected officals

our wives = love the synagogues of satan

our wives = running away with black men

our wives = smoking Danefairyland

welfore = _ewish run

Anonymous said...

synagogues of Synopsis the short form
readers digest version


Tong = troll game

Christ = put the BAAL back in Christmas!

congressment = your elected officals

our wives = whores of Babylon

welfore = _ewish run

Anonymous said...

"Christ = put the BAAL back in Christmas!
"


Thems fightin words mister!

Anonymous said...

"congressment = your elected officals"


WTF?

Anonymous said...

Verry funny vince... verry funny.
Think that Jesus is going to forget about this come judgement day? Do you??

Anonymous said...

aja said...

new all time low in the boring dept...where have all the cowboys gone?

November 17, 2008 2:37 PM


brokeback aja

Anonymous said...

Ive missed the brokeback mountain jokes... sigh

Anonymous said...

welfore?

Why not wellsix?

Anonymous said...

Write your congressment to get the BAAL Back in XXXMAS!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

Write your congressment to get the BAAL Back in XXXMAS!

November 17, 2008 3:00 PM"


got to be IAAP

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...

i wish i could hear Carnival of Light :/

November 17, 2008 2:50 PM"



wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink hint hint hint !

Anonymous said...

""Carnival of Light" May Be Released Soon"


This blog is about this! Not this other stuff! Stop it!

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Ive missed the brokeback mountain jokes... sigh

November 17, 2008 2:58 PM"


I missed them too! Where are all my gay cowboys?

brokeback aja

*ps i like them just gay enough. not all the way gay. that way, if i get them drunk enough... well... you know.....

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhIyCCm426c


Mikey couldn't help it

@0:45 seconds.


Mikey, you've got the conch. Your turn to speak about... the Carnival of Light!

Yay!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mike blows the conch. Calls the meeting to order...

"The reason Iam calling this assembly is... too many people are screwing around when they should be working! And talking about the subjects we deem important! Like Carnival of Light!"

Anonymous said...

Wow! Its crickets when it comes to MikeNL and Jude when it comes time for in depth conversations!

"Boy I sure wish we could talk about X"

"Boy I sure wish we could talk about Y"


"Sure wish someone would go get the suitcase!"

L_rd of the Flies

Anonymous said...

someone should write their congressment about Mike

Anonymous said...

Here Here! Pip Pip and all that!

Anonymous said...

Mike and Jude are always on hand during these outbursts.....

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light!

Anonymous said...

Sure wish SOMEONE other then me would talk about the carnival of lights!

Anonymous said...

Hanukkah is the FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS!!


OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dawid lee roth lights the Menorah!??!


Yankee rose.... album.. and also

CLOSING WORDS TO THE SATANIC BIBLE!

Anonymous said...

LaVey loved practical jokes, and also wrote of the value of stringing people along with fake “secrets.”


LaVey perhaps considered “Yankee Rose” the devil’s best tune—and was amused at how many Satanists unwittingly agreed.


How like IAAP....

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light!

Anonymous said...

Fesitval of Lights said...

Hanukkah is the FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS!!


OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

November 17, 2008 3:22 PM



EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light!


without panicking!

Anonymous said...

George Kush vs. George Kush lawsuit update.


HE WON!

Now he is stronger then ever! With TWICE THE COPYWRITTEN POWER!

Anonymous said...

CURSES!

Anonymous said...

oh drat!

Anonymous said...

fiddle sticks!

Anonymous said...

G-d damn it!

Anonymous said...

"Now he is stronger then ever! With TWICE THE COPYWRITTEN POWER!

November 17, 2008 3:31 PM"

The very fabric of our country is in jeopardy! He will sue the constitution next!!!! He is chopping down the cherry tree

Anonymous said...

can we please get sirius around here?

Anonymous said...

Yenz?

Anonymous said...

And the L-rd said to Moses,
"If the Children of Israel are disobedient, their descendants will become alcoholic ewish trolls on obscure blogs."

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

Next level of Mega-Tong!

I'll drink to that.

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...

guys, i hope we get to see those contents soon. don't worry.. the RA revelation will continue anyways"


Well said Mikey. Glad some cooler heads have appeared. The natives were growing restless, but you have changed the tone. We are back on task. Waiting patiently and quietly.

Anonymous said...

"Next level of Mega-Tong!
I'll drink to that."


ME TOO!

Anonymous said...

Tong and mega tong are easier then Suitcase eBay.. none of that complex suitcase manuvours.

All Tong is, drinking and questions, questions and drinking...

And G-D damn do I have some thirsty questions!

Anonymous said...

suitcase eBay is fun if you have time to go burying suitcases and making videos. But that.... that my friends cuts a serious time into my drinking. Thats why, when I want to play. I play Tong. Tong is a thinking man's drinking game. No childish games with suitcases. Just me and my shame and a bottle and a glass.
The rules, simple. Drink, ask a question, drink again.
You don't need suitcases. Hell, you don't even need questions if you are a serious player. But you do need drinking. Oh my sweet heaven you need drinking.

So, quit dreaming like a pussy. Man up.

Play Tong.

Anonymous said...

So, quit dreaming like a pussy. Man up.

Play Tong.

November 17, 2008 3:52 PM



Thats the way Robert Mitchum would have done it...

Anonymous said...

You a Lee Marvin fan by chance???

Anonymous said...

"You a Lee Marvin fan by chance???

November 17, 2008 3:54 PM"


ask a question... take a drink! Thems the rules. I didnt write this script, I just follow the rules.

Anonymous said...

So... any question, take a drink? Even without an answer?

Anonymous said...

Hey, wasn't "Tong" the club favorite nickname of Tafultong????

Now its a drinking game? WTF?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Hey, wasn't "Tong" the club favorite nickname of Tafultong????

Now its a drinking game? WTF?

November 17, 2008 3:56 PM"


3 questions, three drinks!

the trifecta is now in play!

Anonymous said...

Man, I like this game now! Damn fine.

Anonymous said...

Can I play?

*brokeback aja

Anonymous said...

" aja said...

Can I play?

*brokeback aja

November 17, 2008 3:58 PM"


aren't there some dishes somewhere honey? a floor to be swept?

Anonymous said...

"aja said...

Can I play?

*brokeback aja

November 17, 2008 3:58 PM"


be nice to brokeback aja!
You ask a question, you take a drink!
Gender neutral. Anyone can play. Regardless of race, creed, or color.

As long as you are not Danish...

Thats where we draw the line...

Anonymous said...

What if someone else asks a question? Am I eligible to drink?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if someone else asks a question? Am I eligible to drink?

November 17, 2008 4:05 PM


That is a special Tong manuvour called "piggybacking".

If someone asks a question, you take a drink. If you ask a question, you take a drink, so can everybody else. If some brave soul asks 3 questions, you take three drinks, or as many up to three. If someone asks 4 or more questions, you take a shot a minute for 4 minutes. Until you either forget the first question, or can't handle the room spin.

If someone asks more then 5 questions at a time, that person is a serious Tong player, and its time to move to Mega Tong.

Anonymous said...

"If someone asks more then 5 questions at a time, that person is a serious Tong player, and its time to move to Mega Tong.

November 17, 2008 4:09 PM"

What are the rules to Mega Tong?

Anonymous said...

glad you asked that question... first.. take a drink all you tong players... hang on.. need a refill

Anonymous said...

Is the pizza guy playing tonight? Seems like a natural game for that rampant alcoholic...

Anonymous said...

Tong! take a drink, a question was asked....

Anonymous said...

Mega Tong and Power Hour Tong.


1
Mega Tong should not be played if you will be operating heavy machinery, are taking medications that may make you drowsy, or have children in the house who need parenting, unless you have a spouse who can care for them while you play.

2
Neither Mega Tong or Power Hour Tong should be played by those under the legal drinking age.

3
As in Tong, and Tong classic, you can't play if you are from Denmark.
Sorry boys! Keep playing suitcase whatever. This is a game for men. No chest and ass shaving allowed. No queen cover songs on your youtube channel.


Power Hour Tong - One drink a minute for a full hour. By drink, we mean as much as you can swig. For when you dont want questions.


Mega Tong -

see next post...

Anonymous said...

damn i am already too far Tonged to write the rules on Mega Tong

Anonymous said...

must be 5 o'clock somewhere....

Anonymous said...

this is pathetic....
You need to go to a meeting.

Anonymous said...

Umm . . . you can't play Mega Tong unless you are too far Tonged to write the rules to Mega Tong.

Anonymous said...

this is pathetic....
You need to go to a meeting.

November 17, 2008 4:45 PM


could you re-phrase that as a question, jeopardy style? so that I may continue Tong

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Umm . . . you can't play Mega Tong unless you are too far Tonged to write the rules to Mega Tong.

November 17, 2008 4:45 PM


Damn straight friend! If you have to ask the rules of Mega Tong, you can't play it!

True? (tong)

YES!

Anonymous said...

You restored my faith in Collaborative effort my friend!

Well said on the Mega Tong!

Anonymous said...

You're welcome? (tong)

Anytime? (tong tong)

Zombie Carpenter got you feeling disenfranchised? (tong tong tong)

Anonymous said...

Is there such a thing as Ultra Tong, or Ultra Tong Silver edition?


(tong) a question was asked.

Anonymous said...

"Is there such a thing as Ultra Tong, or Ultra Tong Silver edition?


(tong) a question was asked.

November 17, 2008 4:51 PM"

good question! As a point of procedure buddy, you could've split that one question
into 2.

Example....

""Is there such a thing as Ultra Tong? (tong)

Is there such a thing as Ultra Tong Silver edition?" (tong)


This will help you take your game to the NEXT LEVEL!

Understand? (tong)

Anonymous said...

Tong is from TafulTONG?

(tong)

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Tong is from TafulTONG?

(tong)

November 17, 2008 4:54 PM"


A club favorite!

Is we happy? (tong)

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

You're welcome? (tong)

Anytime? (tong tong)

Zombie Carpenter got you feeling disenfranchised? (tong tong tong)

November 17, 2008 4:51 PM"


Holy F*ck! I get it!

Mega Tong is exponential!

1st question, (tong) 1 drink
2nd question, (tong tong) 2 drinks
3rd question, (tong tong tong) 3 drinks!

3 questions, 6 drinks!

This game is awesome!

Am I right??????????

Anonymous said...

"This game is awesome!

Am I right??????????

November 17, 2008 4:58 PM"


you stumbled into a secret little known rule of Mega tong, if someone puts many question marks to emphasize a question, you may quickly finish the bottle you have opened and open another one taking an immediate drink. It is like monopoly, go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200, only positve!

Understand???????????????? (Bonus Tong)

Anonymous said...

It feels like I have already won the game! the room spins in many colors, it feels good and evil at the same time, because I can't stop the spinning even if I wanted too!

If the room spins this much?
will I?
fall off the earth??????????????????
????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????? (trifecta tong + mega tong)

Anonymous said...

Somewhere my mother and a native american indian are shedding tear.

Anonymous said...

Good man. You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back, Lloyd, one by one. White man's burden, Lloyd, white man's burden.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Somewhere my mother and a native american indian are shedding tear.

November 17, 2008 5:06 PM"


Me too

Anonymous said...

you people are pathetic! I used to get mad at your shennanagens but now I just feel sorry for you! Alcohol has got you in it's clutches! Only God can save you now!

Anonymous said...

utches! Only God can save you now!

November 17, 2008 5:11 PM


Maye G-D sttike youou doun!

Anonymous said...

"Somewhere my mother and a native american indian are shedding tear.

November 17, 2008 5:06 PM"




You call it corn, we call it Maize

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light!

Anonymous said...

excuse me, could you repeat that as a question?

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light?

Anonymous said...

(tong)

Anonymous said...

yawn. im bored!

Anonymous said...

a new low gentlemen

Anonymous said...

"brokeback aja said...

yawn. im bored!

November 17, 2008 5:21 PM"

told you women can't handle drinking games!

Anonymous said...

TODAY IS NOVEMBER 17....

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we could talk about
Carnival of Light?

Anonymous said...

(tong)

Anonymous said...

So I looked up this blog and was pleased to see 345 comments under the "Carnival of Light" post, and I thought, cool! Some intelligent conversation about something very interesting to me. Should have know that the funny phoneys would be here just plain ruining the whole scene. Good job boys. You really hit the mark. Racism and everything. Your mothers are really really really proud of you.

Notice I didn't ask a question. Not going to give you the game satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

There are only two things I dislike; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.


racist!

Anonymous said...

suitcase contents when owner is finished with video.

Anonymous said...

" tong said...

Suitcase is fail, time for TONG!

November 17, 2008 11:29 AM"


you people are bent!

Anonymous said...

Some funny stuff in here, but is it really worth it to spend your day doing this? I mean, even MikeNL and Jude don't do this anymore.

Anonymous said...

"Some funny stuff in here, but is it really worth it to spend your day doing this?"


(tongg)

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsHlV_TyLE

Anonymous said...

Hey! That was Mikey in the limo!

Anonymous said...

Barcelona!

Anonymous said...

iamaprophet
Last Sign In: 1 minute ago

youknowmyname231
last sign in: 21 minutes ago--channel blank

Anonymous said...

youknowmyname231 = iamaprophet

Anonymous said...

iamaprophet = geoff baker = diary of a madman = vince

Anonymous said...

Back on topic: Have you ever noticed that when Paul McCartney is releasing an album he always comes out with some Beatle related news to get all over the media just in time for the street date? George noticed this and called him on it 1993. I would be surprised if the experimental Carnival Of Light came out anytime soon....in the meantime Paul has a NEW experimental CD in stores soon! Get the picture.


In yesterday's old news bin: Paul played Carnival Of Light over the loudspeakers at a Linda McCartney 60's photo exhibit about 4 years ago. Check your old Beatlefans, Taf.

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038 (3 months ago)
and it's a long road.. from here to 2012.

wink ;)


from IAMAPROPHET comments


they in it for the long haul mate.
Crimey!

Anonymous said...

So Carnival of Light is "yesterday's old news bin" and yet on-topic?

Geoff Baker is the virus.

Anonymous said...

ever get the feeling there is machinery under the surface, ready and spring taut to move the very foundations of the world?



(tong)

Anonymous said...

fuck tong man, going to play BONG!

Anonymous said...

same rules for bong as tong.

Man up, stop dreaming like a pussy.

Go for Mega Bong for the bonus round. I HIGHLY recommend it

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

same rules for bong as tong."


only in Bong they don't have to be questions. They can be secret communications sent from highly intelligent beings slipped past Satan into this grey prison world. Messages that make you wonder if this is serious. OMFG! They are made of light, and they are telling us they have light bodies for us on just the other side of this veil!

(BONG)

Anonymous said...

i'll tong to that brother! you take the HIGH road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland afore ye !

(bong for you, tong for me)

Anonymous said...

ever get the feeling there is machinery under the surface, ready and spring taut to move the very foundations of the world?


yes

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

ever get the feeling there is machinery under the surface, ready and spring taut to move the very foundations of the world?


yes

November 17, 2008 7:06 PM"


really? ok.. you ever get the semi dillusional feeling that somehow by your actions that you could set that event in motion?

Anonymous said...

later my fake girlfriend will come over and play (schlong)

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

later my fake girlfriend will come over and play (schlong)

November 17, 2008 7:08 PM"


You have a girlfriend mike?

Anonymous said...

"You have a girlfriend mike?

November 17, 2008 7:08 PM"



Sigh.. NO...

Anonymous said...

"really? ok.. you ever get the semi dillusional feeling that somehow by your actions that you could set that event in motion?

November 17, 2008 7:07 PM"



yes

Anonymous said...

""really? ok.. you ever get the semi dillusional feeling that somehow by your actions that you could set that event in motion?

November 17, 2008 7:07 PM"



yes

November 17, 2008 7:10 PM"



then you my friend are ready to play the game we call LITHIUM

try it some time. all the cool kids are doing it. try it soon. before the dark souls come to carry away what is left of your sanity

Anonymous said...

"Messages that make you wonder if this is serious. OMFG! They are made of light, and they are telling us they have light bodies for us on just the other side of this veil!

(BONG)

November 17, 2008 7:02 PM"


hey, while you are there, can you pick up a few extra of them light bodies? There is $2 in it for you sport, thats breakfast money in these parts. A good breakfast too. Usually a mircowaved burrito with styrofoam coffee in a Quick Stop C store. Beware the burrito heat! It is dangerous as it is lovely! It can scald the top of your mouth worse then pizza, and you will rue the day when slamming a pistol hot cup of joe to quench the mighty burrito burns. Its like lava dude. Seriously, about those light bodies, $2 extra per suit, $5 if you can get them by tonight.

Anonymous said...

" $2 extra per suit, $5 if you can get them by tonight.

November 17, 2008 7:16 PM"


I am playing bong, and that money wont even get us out the door. Times have changed! Remember the 60's. Well those damn hippies got all corporate on us. Now coffee and water are flavored in ways they shouldn't. Coffee and water only extra ingredients should be something measure by the term "proof"

Anyways, if you want a player to bring back a light suit you're going to have to sweeten the deal..

Got any women? You wont be needing them on the otherside there Johnny.
One women, one suit. Thats the deal from the bongers.

Anonymous said...

And no grandmas either! MILF's only!

Anonymous said...

Sh*t man, the only women we have around here is Mikey and Iamaphoney. Do they count?

Anonymous said...

keep laughing chuckles, when those two get done rocking the world you are going to wish you had not said that what you just said right now.
Take it back dude, before they see it and laser x-ray your soul to the hidden planet in synchronis orbit on the other side of our Sun, son whatever....

Anonymous said...

you boys shooting for the 1,000 mark again?????

We just can't take that type of punishment from you. What do you say, knock off early this evening. Get some rest. Pace yourselves. Mikey is right, long way to 2012

Anonymous said...

"Beware the burrito heat! It is dangerous as it is lovely!"


Did I just find out! Damn man, you some kind of psychic mind reader or something?! It's like lava boosted by large industrial microwave ovens stirred by satan himself!
So, you can tell the future... What else is going to happen tonight?

Anonymous said...

You need to get out of the house. An adventure awaits you on the other side of the door. Leave within the next thirty minutes. Try to limit the left hand turns you make. Smile at a girl if her name is Crystal, and tell her that a friend said you would meet. A friend from across the sea.
Give her your number, don't be shy.
Later she will say that she already knows you. She is right, but you wont be sure. Women are much better at those types of things.
Eat a banana at your nearest opportunity, use spare change if possible.

Your light suit will be in your closet when you get back. It will take years till you are able to perceive it. And if you are what we think you are, when you see it, it will be in the nick of time.

Crystal will tear your heart asunder. No worries. You need that to wear the suit. Just smile, knowing that everything is going smoothly.

Anonymous said...

Okay. Thats a bit much, unlikely as hell too. You were right about the burrito I give you that. This other stuff sounds crazy.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he wasn't talking to you?

Anonymous said...

Can I kiss Crystal, even with the burrito burns? My mouth roof wicked hurts like hell!

Anonymous said...

Don't kiss her. Not tonight. Dream on it, but don't actually do it.

Anonymous said...

you freaked me out a little with the mikey/iamaphoney lazer eyes too! Wondered why the shades and backwards walking! They're blasting people with those eyes for forward propulsion!

Anonymous said...

"Don't kiss her. Not tonight. Dream on it, but don't actually do it.

November 17, 2008 7:45 PM"

Thank G0d! Because I just brushed my teeth and the tooth brush nicked the top of my mouth and I almost passed out. Beware the heat of the burrito! They make it so you can't kiss the ladies!

Anonymous said...

Taf! HOW DO WE MAKE THIS STOP????

Anonymous said...

Chill dude. It only goes till 400 tonight.

Anonymous said...

HURRY UP THEN!

Anonymous said...

Last call gentlemen, and lady.

Anonymous said...

your mom's box

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