Monday, September 1, 2008

Links

UPDATE: Paul is Dead -13 - Ringo's Red Pill from footnotebot. All I can say is a lot of thought has gone into tying all of these disparate elements together.

The waters are extremely muddy at the moment. Here are some links of interest.

Hoax E-Mails Attack Beatles Fans

Paul is Dead - 4 - Where's The Bus?
from iamawhich
B FOUR THREE E from MilesDeo

billisher wants you to visit the following five links. [If you click the link for billisher, you'll be surprised where it takes you.]
Milesdeo Cryptogram
Sequences
Understandings of Kabbalah
Hebrew Numbers

London


Other recent related videos include:
CALLS HIMSELF LIVE from milesdeo
If I Were Not Upon The STAGE from SirLarryMildew
House of Wax from SirLarryMildew
Got to be a joker...from arlarmy



In the Iamaphoney Suitcase YouTube world, there seems to be a tiff going on between SantaSusanaPass and 922008Suitcase. One of them does not want anyone to pick up that suitcase.

Another person who advises against getting that suitcase is felipegcs. Feli posted a warning in the comments of my last post. More background can be found on this blog.

Now that it is official that Paul McCartney will be doing a concert in Israel, the New World Order theories are coming to the fore.

This will probably put the fear of God in some people and cause others to just shrug their shoulders.
(Image from Beatles Photo Blog)

154 comments:

MikeNL said...

still ignoring paul = iamaphoney?
i thought it was one of the most interesting developments in the last couple of months. but you have yet to write anything about it. did iamaphoney told you not to?

i'm not forcing you to write about it of course, i'm just curious on the reason why.

Anonymous said...

http://www.york.ac.uk/depts/engl/staff/academic/sherman.htm

Miles Denton Oliver said...

Mike - I am and am not 65if2007.

I'm not the person who retrieved the items left in California by iamaphoney. I left for the States the day after 65if told that he had retrieved the items.

iamaphoney had better hurry; lest I make him look like "the Fool."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E

Tafultong said...

MikeNL said...

still ignoring paul = iamaphoney?
i thought it was one of the most interesting developments in the last couple of months.


What developments? Other than people saying it, I haven't seen any developments. Believe me, I would LOVE for Iamaphoney to be Paul, but I don't even think that Iamaphoney is suggesting that.

There is a suggestion from sources that I believe might be or might have been close to Iamaphoney that Neil Aspinall was involved, and I have written about that.

Please share these "developments" that you mentioned. I do not know about them.

Anonymous said...

"A lipogram is a kind of writing with constraints that consists of full paragraphs or books in which a particular symbol, such as that fifth symbol of Latin's script (which is most common in writing), is missing. An author of this kind of lipogram must submit to an awful handicap, allowing only consonants and A, I, O, U, and Y. This is ordinarily a quorum of six fours plus half of two (or XXV, to a Roman).
Another example, this time challenging the reader to discover the oddity:

"This is an unusual month — Santa, snow and so on. But this is an unusual paragraph too. How quickly can you find out what is so uncommon about it? It looks so ordinary that you may think nothing is odd about it, until you actually match it against most paragraphs this long. If you put your mind to it and study it hard, you will find out — but nobody may assist you — do it without any coaching. Go to work and try your skill at figuring it out. Par on it is about half an hour. Good luck — and don't blow your cool."

Writing a lipogram is a trivial task for uncommon letters like Z, J, or X, but it is much more difficult for common letters like E. Writing this way, the author must omit many ordinary words, often resulting in stilted-sounding text that can be difficult to understand. Well-written lipograms are rare, providing a challenge to writers seeking challenges." wiki


Stop the fright night, Miles. It's counter- productive. Paul is dead. Long live Paul. Gimme an E!

Anonymous said...

"In a letter Prosor wrote: " There is no doubt that it was a great missed opportunity to prevent people like you, who shaped the minds of the generation, to come to Israel and perform." "

I didn't really put much stock in the Faul coming to Isreal bit until I read that
...
-TheRufian

Tafultong said...

The letter "E" was a key part of Edgar Allan Poe's strategy for solving cryptograms.

65if2007 said...

I confirm that I am not milesdeo/Miles Denton Oliver.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you actually confirm who you REALLY are?

MikeNL said...

that really doesn't matter much....

it's the same as you, "anonymous".. that we demand from you to tell who you are. but that would be crazy right?

tafultong; i was also talking about the conversation here about Paul being iamaphoney.

+ that oskar rakos thing.
+ the strong suggestion in the videos

Anonymous said...

Mike, you need not answer for Miles. I'm sure he is highly capable.

-A

MikeNL said...

brofain said...
Miles Deo cryptically encoded:

THIS IS A MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU VERY MUCH CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM I HOPE NOT
EC


----

Miles is the original Paul McCartney?
Who loves "us" very much?

Bill, Paul, John???

Anonymous said...

OZ CAR -RAKos

OS
Creates adjectives from nouns meaning "having something".
kar (arm) - karos (something with an arm), for example karossz├ęk (armchair), a chair with an arm.

rakos, cancer

-A

Anonymous said...

IAMAPHONEY YOUTUBE PAGE UPDATE

911311681514525

ayurxlaw dyoaa ib kixlruib


i believe this has been added within the last 43 minutes.

MikeNL said...

that has already been on for a couple of days.

the change this time is the background.
a color image of the map.

MikeNL said...

anonymous said...
Mike, you need not answer for Miles. I'm sure he is highly capable.

-A

Can you explain this one? are you referring to my post behind your post? or my post in the other post.

Miles Denton Oliver said...

Nothing is Real, Mike. ;)

If I tell you that I am Paul McCartney, will that make you happy? John Lennon, maybe? Billy or Joey?

I told everyone what I would be doing .. for five months now, and we are doing it in LOVE.

I am the Banker, the rest are hiding their heads because of the rain. Do you know what happens after the rain, Mike? Better yet .. while the sky is pouring rain?

Anonymous said...

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

MikeNL said...

Miles, i don't believe you are paul mccartney.


THIS IS A MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU VERY MUCH CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM I HOPE NOT

The fireman loves you.


I don't know who you really are, Miles. but is it important in this Game?

Miles Denton Oliver said...

It's worth it, in my opinion.

Now it will be easy.

Getting back to the primary subject - what is it that you are waiting on?

MikeNL said...

The revelation.

Miles Denton Oliver said...

The Revelation of Faul.

Have you considered the (reverse-)replacement theory?

It's worked well for me.

Anonymous said...

“Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.”

MikeNL said...

miles denton oliver said...
The Revelation of Faul.

Have you considered the (reverse-)replacement theory?

It's worked well for me.

---

I'm sorry, what's the reverse replacement theory?

Anonymous said...

That the real McCartney replaced false Paul.

MikeNL said...

oh, no i haven't thought about that...

that would mean that the car-crash was no accident.

it would also mean that, wait what??? this is impossible.

if pre66paul was fake, and post66paul real. then...
i'm sorry but that goes a little bit too far for me.

even if it would be true, i think that a better explanation would be that Paul McCartney never existed. All made up.

(lol, thinking while writing.)

Miles Denton Oliver said...

LOL

I agree, Mike.

See now that's why I am here. To make people think.

MikeNL said...

hehe, i still don't know who you are.

i'll be going through your posts now.

i'll keep in mind that you love us. LOL.

Tafultong said...

In eggshell seas.

Sorry, just trying to join the lovefest.

Anonymous said...

Vince, here.
My brain is stuck on the fact that that bit of manson on the iamawitch video reminded me of George W. Bush!

spooky!

Anonymous said...

At You Tube:Phoney Quest from iMphoney
1357924680
lnfohrogrmee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JbdrR6KaOY

Tags: imphoney iamaphoney paul ciphers lives cryptograms in france

Paul lives in france
---------------------------
I'm just reporting this; not saying it's troo.

Anonymous said...

How does one reverse replace?

Anonymous said...

how does that guy SantaSusanaPass
got a subscriber with no video?

http://www.youtube.com/user/SantaSusanaPass

is there a private video ?

MikeNL said...

yes, SantaSusanaPass. indeed, you have a private video. : ]

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtZb0ZDxS0

Anonymous said...

Klaatu barada nikto.

abracadabra, pesto chango, shazamm.

Anonymous said...

that's not the SantaSusanaPass private video, its a new one from Footnotebot sorry forget to mention that... Any way to find out who the private video is for and why it is private?

MikeNL said...

Because he doesn't want anyone to see it.

-F said...

I figured someone would post that response! lol

-F said...

I was wondering when that response would come up! ha!

Anonymous said...

countdown to SantaSusanaPass being deleted in 3....2.....1

Anonymous said...

ok i am drunk as hell and my wife call me in here screaming "WTF is going on!!!" about this suitcase business

i dont have a blesssed god dang clue what is going on here but this is amazing! is this what you all do in your spare time! shit!

this reminds me of a espisode of fricken lost!

Anonymous said...

then she asks "Can we go to california and get that suitcase?"

how can i say no to those deep blue eyes?

ok, your on

where is the sonofabitch?

Anonymous said...

Why was my blog deleted?

-Young Goodman Brown

Anonymous said...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94129299

Anonymous said...

Santa Susana Pass California
I would go but gas is to expensive
65if2007 could you tell us where the first one was so someone could go get this?

Anonymous said...

At least we know that Miles is also Sir Larry Mildew.

T.

Anonymous said...

what happens when you get the suitcase?

good things?

Anonymous said...

Well.... the super Large Hadron Collider rips a hole in the dimensional space time continuum and space fricken aliens take over your body and make your loved ones think they are you while they impregnant your women while singing "let it be" softly in their ears, and then Paul fricken McCartney sings in the Holy Land Israel against the wishes of the elected government don't you just know they run the show those shape shifting lizard bitches
all the while making your hard earned tax dollars go towards things you NEVER EVEN DREAMED FRICKEN NEXT FRICKEN LEVEL! !!! ! ! ! !

Anonymous said...

so where is the god dang suitcase?
I go get the son of of a bitch before this buzz wears of damn it

Anonymous said...

hello? is there anyone one of you there?

Anonymous said...

you makin fun of me Mr.? ? ?

MikeNL said...

I live in the Netherlands, I am a kid!

Anonymous said...

So I think Larry Mildew/Miles/EliasCrowe (an actor into Shakespeare) is one person, GA, PIDGAME, IAMAWITCH (etc) another (based on tags, editing style content all identical, and IAAP and related accounts the same guy (or small group).

T.

Jude said...

"I am the Banker, the rest are hiding their heads because of the rain."

I'm not afraid when I see L.A. rainclouds. It rains for you and me.

socash said...

My name is socash!

I am a useless troll who pretends to be other people! Every day I overcompensate for my lack of a penis!

Anonymous said...

you are so wrong T!

tell em EliasCrowe

we are two people!

what are you going to do now T?

Aja said...

I have no penis because I am a girl and I am BORED!

Anonymous said...

~Aja

Anonymous said...

Hey! an actor into Shakespear is PLUGFIVE! not those aforementioned squier!

PLUGFIVE!
PLUGFIVE
PLUGFIVE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

editing style content all identical???

WTF?
I am sure EliasCrowe is at least offended to be compared to GA!

whoa!

GA is a goddamn HACK!

Anonymous said...

GA is Hack

I should know... I AM GA!

Anonymous said...

GA is gayyy!

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE GA? LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

WHOA! bring it down a 1,000 you MANIACS!

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

I live in Arizona and I would have go gotten that damn suitcase you sonsofbitches! my wife is right you sonsofbitches! WTF????????????

Anonymous said...

Alcohol is a hell of a drug!

Anonymous said...

you makin fun of me Mr.? ? ?

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

Mayday Mayday Mayday!

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...

yes, SantaSusanaPass. indeed, you have a private video. : ]


MIKENL is in on it!

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You might want to re-read the comment. The editing style/content of GA, PIDGAME, FOOTNOTEBOT, etc. are the same (Beatle cartoons, 11:11 stuff, the phone number 231-1438, Stanley Kubrick and Shining). The LarryMildew/MilesDeo font is identical, not to mention their similarities in posts. The comment from EliasCrowe BE B BE BE is straight from the IAAP mirrored Pepper (and NIR), but concurrent with MilesDeo's video with the BE B BE BE BILL "code."

The persons most interested in what is said in this blog are the videomakers on all teams.

MikeyNLpimp said...

ok i am drunk as hell and my wife call me in here screaming "WTF is going on!!!" about this suitcase business


Women are so emotional!

get control of your women!

Anonymous said...

The persons most interested in what is said in this blog are the videomakers on all teams.

There is more then one team????!?!??!

Anonymous said...

the fact that GA, PIDGAME, FOOTNOTEBOT are the same is no secret ANONYMOUS

that has been known for MONTHS

Anonymous said...

T is right! They are all the SAME

all on the same TEAM!

Anonymous said...

That's true that it's been known. Just pointing out the Larry Mildew/Miles/Plug Five thing.

T said...

all your team is belong to us!

Anonymous said...

is it a full moon or something?

Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS is Also Known as

MR OBVIOUS


they are all the same.. just ask them


right MikeNL?

Anonymous said...

That's true that it's been known. Just pointing out the Larry Mildew/Miles/Plug Five thing.


CORRECT!

EliasCrowe said...

EliasCrowe plays with umbrellas

just like the Beatles

Anonymous said...

is it a full moon or something?

Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

is it a full moon or something?

Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

is it a full moon or something?

Sheesh!

sorry for the multiple posts!

Anonymous said...

that you socash?

Anonymous said...

is it a full moon or something?

Sheesh!

that you socash?


NO

socash said...

No, I don't say such ludicrous things

Jude said...

Yes you do!

Anonymous said...

You are all the same PERSON! STOP IT!



Manics!

Anonymous said...

It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

80's & 90's said...

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

AWESOME!

I remember that song!

Miles Denton Oliver said...

Larry Mildew and Elias Crowe

Yes, I'm both of them. I am whoever you say that I am. But I'm not "Billy" or "Faul" ... unless, of course, you say that I am.

D Icke said...

or a boat load of Faul money Tafultong, a Egyptian boatload of beatle money


Paul is Dead -13 - Ringo's Red Pill from footnotebot. All I can say is a lot of thought has gone into tying all of these disparate elements together.


damn lizards

Mr. Obvious said...

SEE?!?!

I TOLD YOU!!!

Larry Mildew and Elias Crowe
are one in the same!

Mr. Obvious said...

SEE?!?!

I TOLD YOU!!!

Larry Mildew and Elias Crowe
are one in the same!

Diogenes the Cynic said...

ok

You are Billy and Faul


there, now its TRUE!

Alexan der said...

Diogenes the Cynic

ONE of my all-time heroes is Diogenes the Cynic, who spent most of his life chilling in his barrel outside the city-state of Corinth . He was the original Cynic because he believed that men and women lived a life dictated by rules and taboos and therefore no one was really truthful or honest. Actually Diogenes is my hero because he was witty, rude, and had little respect for authority. For example, when Alexander the Great rode down to visit Diogenes in his barrel, he offered Diogenes any gift of his choice. With a scowl, Diogenes snapped back his response: "What you've taken away, you can never give me."

"Huh?" said Alex.

"You're standing in my sun."

Anonymous said...

. . . and To761983 is IAAP.

Quentin Tarantino said...

thought?

IAAP watched Pulp fiction and dreamed up this whole suitcase crap.

Quentin Tarantino
thought of this not IAAP

Sir Evelyn Rothschild said...

. . and To761983 is IAAP.

that is true,

IAAP is a antisemite who thinks Home Depo is in on the conspiracy

Anonymous said...

I wish Quentin Tarantino was Iamaphoney

I know Tarantino

Then I could ask him what the heck is going on

Anonymous said...

"I knew Sen. John F Kennedy. You sir are no John F Kennedy!"

:-P

Sir Evelyn Rothschild said...

To761983 is IAAP.

that is true,

IAAP is a antisemite who thinks Home Depo is in on the conspiracy


To761983 lives in Israel
That is a FACT

Anonymous said...

Larry Mildew is Paul. He thanked his son James for helping him with his last video. How obvious does he have to be?

Anonymous said...

do you really run the banks Mr. Sir Rothschild?

Anonymous said...

Larry Mildew is Paul.

TRUE!

socash said...

countdown to SantaSusanaPass being deleted in 3....2.....1


is your name


BERN?

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...

that has already been on for a couple of days.

the change this time is the background.
a color image of the map.


hey MikeNL
Where is this map?

Anonymous said...

Larry Mildew is Paul.

TRUE!

So, does that mean Miles Deo is also Paul?

Anonymous said...

is this VINCE?

ok i am drunk as hell and my wife call me in here screaming "WTF is going on!!!" about this suitcase business

i dont have a blesssed god dang clue what is going on here but this is amazing! is this what you all do in your spare time! shit!

this reminds me of a espisode of fricken lost!

Anonymous said...

your eyes are deep brown because you sir are full of it

"then she asks "Can we go to california and get that suitcase?"

how can i say no to those deep blue eyes?

ok, your on

where is the sonofabitch?"

Anonymous said...

who does this sound like?

"Santa Susana Pass California
I would go but gas is to expensive
65if2007 could you tell us where the first one was so someone could go get this?"

Anonymous said...

"That's true that it's been known. Just pointing out the Larry Mildew/Miles/Plug Five thing."

backtracking already eh?

Proves that you are on the team as well!

Anonymous said...

Here's one classic version of the "Conspiracy": All of those rock stars died. Must've been the Illuminati.

Manson and the Zodiac killer must've been programmed by the Illuminati with - subliminal messages and programming.

The OTO must be another Illuminist front.

Crowley = WWII double agent (disinfo agent and secret Zionist).

The Light Tower and London Eye are Illuminist symbols of Lucifer and the Eye of Osiris respectively (psy-ops reprogramming and reveal the method images).

Beatles = Tavistock program to subvert youth as part of a grand antichristian programming scheme with Prince William (you should'a seen him when he was a boy) the latest candidate for Antichrist.

The Iluminati are Zionists seeking to eliminate Christianity and institute a "New World Order" per the "Protocols of Zion."

It would be interesting to see whether any PID videos allude to this particular conspiracy theory.

T.

Anonymous said...

Larry Mildew is Paul?

you need to throw some more money at that project Paul Faul whatever, could've been better.

Paul said...

it costs a lot of money to make it seem cheap Anonymous

-Paul/Faul

PS

I am bored too Aja

Texas Dude pimpin Mojo said...

See, Aja.... if you'd have just laid low like Mojo no one would pick on you.. its been days since anyone's mentioned her "contemplating your hot seat" comment. Follow her lead, don't feed these people, they just keep it alive when you do.

and if you're reading this Paul McCartney, Mojo would totally do you the next time you are in Texas.

I mean it
google that shit
its true

mojo has been contemplating your seat
she said so

really

her name is mojo
FROM texas

Anonymous said...

That's usually the case, Paul.

so what happens at midnight?

Anonymous said...

its Totally NEXT LEVEL at midnight, right MikeyNL?

Can't WAIT!

Anonymous said...

see now when you say Tavistock
mr T, it makes me really think you are Daycron66, because thats a real pet issue Daycron66

seriously, what do you have against the Tavistock people?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, it won't involve anyone's ass from the lone star state.

how many levels after the next one? or is this the last one?

Fag Hag from Texas said...

mojo has been contemplating your seat
she said so

really

her name is mojo
FROM texas

AND as a bonus, she doesn't care that you are gay

so

bonus to you

she already knows someone you had sex with in Texas, and it was a guy, so you are in! She doesn't care at all that you are homosexual.

Fag Hag in Texas said...

seriously, she had cocktails with some man who claims he knows someone who is also male who you had sex with.

And she still wouldn't mind having you as a partner either.

Bonus!

Anonymous said...

Paul is kind of sensitive about the gay issue it seems

just like Tom Cruise

Anonymous said...

"she had cocktails with some man who claims he knows someone who is also male who you had sex with."

Well if that isn't credible, I don't know what is, pardner.

Anonymous said...

Daycron66 here. I'm not T, but I suspect that much of what he says is true.

What do I have against the Tavistock people? It's called social engineering. I don't know for sure if they engage in it, but I would like to know.

I do believe that our society is managed, and that manufactured consent is the order of the day. Where is it all heading? Nowhere good.

Anonymous said...

If I were Paul (which I'm not, honest) I'd be mildly amused by all this stuff. Then again I might be shit scared, you know.

Anonymous said...

Were gonna cause talk and suspicion;
Were gonna give an exhibition.
Were gonna find out what it is all about.

Anonymous said...

I am on Daycron66 side
why is it then when someone says tavistock you get all defensive?

Anonymous said...

Vince, here.

No, it wasn't me.
Like Moj and Aj, I tend to stand back when the shit gets a little heavy, like it has.
We're just cheerleaders to y'all triyng to figure all this out!
Besides, I'm trying to get a ghost-writer to read 'me blooming boook'.
i've been watching Alex Jones raid the DNC.
I've been watching the birth of the new Residents 'thingy', THE BUNNY BOY.(you all can see it too, at
http://www.residents.com/bunnyboy/
plus, I've been starting research on my NEW EPIC, based on the necronomicon!
So, it's not me
Good luck to all of you, and I'll be rooting for y'all,
peace,

vince.

Anonymous said...

Necronomicon = 555

Old Dallas Queen said...

Anonymous said...

"she had cocktails with some man who claims he knows someone who is also male who you had sex with."

Well if that isn't credible, I don't know what is, pardner.

Blogger mojollikins said...
August 15, 2008 5:35 PM
So, I got into a conversation with a newspaper man at the local watering hole. He was a self described old queen in his 60's and quite shocked that anyone still gave a lick of attention to the old PID hubbub. I wish I could offer a soundbyte, he kept me in stiches and bought me a few rounds of Glenfiddich doubles so I must have kept him entertained. But he did say that he'd known for years that Paul was bisexual. I asked him how and he mentioned some "get-togethers" in Dallas
he'd been privy to. I dunno, I don't think he meant that he'd banged him, I didn't push, old queens can be quite fussy,and I was up for another round.
Too bad they can't plant a suitcase @ the Grassy Knoll...I could get that one.


Mojo,

Dallas is not that large of a city honey, what I told you was in confidence and you are adding to the story.

How many "OLD QUEENS" newspaper men from Dallas do you think there are?

How about I say some equally nice things about you?

NO MORE Glenfiddich doubles FOR YOU!

Chow,

That old "Queen" from Dallas

Anonymous said...

OH shit!

its a small world!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...If I were Paul (which I'm not, honest) I'd be mildly amused by all this stuff. Then again I might be shit scared, you know.

said Faul McCartney

LOL

Anonymous said...

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

Carl Spackler

Anonymous said...

Chow,

That old "Queen" from Dallas


Liar! Any queen would know it's 'ciao'

Anonymous said...

exactly!
any gay guy would know that one anonymous, am I right?

am... i .... right?

Anonymous said...

right!

any gay guy or lady who really really really likes to hang out with gay guys in the hopes of sleeping with one of them if she gets them drunk enough

they would know the difference between "chow" and "ciao"!

Anonymous said...

Carl Spackler spoke of the Dali Lama, he is a true Buddhist

except for the killing of gophers

Anonymous said...

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "any "ass" would know the difference between "chow" and "ciao"!

just kidding...

"know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Anonymous said...

THE DALI LAMA IS GAY?

Anonymous said...

chow was intentional

Jude said...

It's 5:43, September 2nd already.

Where the bloody hell are the L.A rainclouds/fire/whatever McCartney-related-metaphor-suits-you-best, Phoney?

Anonymous said...

good point Jude!

Anonymous said...

Blogger Jude said...

A bunch of dumb shit.
September 1, 2008 4:26 PM

Anonymous socash said...

My name is socash!

I am a useless troll who pretends to be other people! Every day I overcompensate for my lack of a penis!

September 1, 2008 4:28 PM

You speak for yourself. Jude/Socash = Same person. Grow up

Anonymous said...

September 1, 2008 4:26 PM
September 1, 2008 4:28 PM

Anonymous said...

Well me and the missus went out to the Sanna suzanna thingy, and walked around for an hour with flashlights and shit, and we didn't find no stinkin' suitcase, just a couple of dead bodies and a snake.
Now I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!

Anonymous said...

Creativity is beginning to wane around here.

Jude said...

Whatever happened to the original briefcase?