Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Chinese Junk Picture - A Second Look


I want to thank the knowledgeable reader who pointed out that the picture above was not a recent fake because it appeared in the Beatles Monthly, Issue #61 from August of 1968. The "Nothing Is Real" discussion group has done an excellent job researching this particular image, but I thought it couldn't hurt to highlight a few things about it.



The photograph, which features three individuals who resemble Paul McCartney, accompanied an article entitled "With Paul to Hollywood." The credited writer of the article was Apple employee Tony Bramwell who had directed the Apple promotional film that introduced the new company to Capitol records employees. Bramwell would make news a year later when he was identified by his employer as the Apple staffer who took it upon himself to impersonate Paul McCartney in an American radio interview in order to squelch the Paul is dead rumor. The move made things worse and Bramwell was left to hang out to dry as the one who made the bonehead decision. I'm sure that the experience left Bramwell feeling betrayed, but probably not enough to make him start making YouTube videos 40 years later suggesting that Paul McCartney is the devil.



The article describes a June 1968 Apple business trip from London to Los Angeles with a brief stop in New York. In addition to Bramwell, childhood friend and former tea-chest bass player for the Quarrymen, Ivan Vaughan accompanied McCartney on the trip. The main objective appeared to be the showing of the Apple promotional film with an appearance by Paul at a Capitol Records gathering. Capitol would gain the rights to manufacture and distribute Apple Records in the United States.



The next pages contain memories of recreational time in LA, with no mention of Linda Eastman who might have been staying with Paul at the time. There are pictures of Paul at the hotel pool. The left page also contains ads for back issues of the Beatles Monthly, some of which were featured in the poster that came with the White Album.



The last page of the article describes a yacht trip to the Marina Del Rey in California with Apple executives. Interestingly the accompanying pictures of the yacht trip were not related to the one being described in the article. The caption on the picture accurately indicates that it was taken on a trip in the Hudson River in New York. John Lennon, who was back in Britain mixing versions of "Revolution" during the California trip was present on the Hudson River boat. John and Paul were in New York to give a press conference announcing the launch of Apple on May 11, 1968. An online transcript of the press conference says that the Chinese Junk meeting took place the previous weekend. That would date the picture sometime during May 3-5.

Only one of the three individuals bearing some resemblance to Paul McCartney is looking in the direction of the camera. The picture on the left could just as easily resemble Apple staffers Ken Mansfield or Ron Kass, but if you dropped him in a picture with George, John and Ringo, most people would assume it was Paul. The same may be true for the fellow on the right who is turned even further away from the camera. To make matters more confusing, the person on the right is wearing a jacket similar to the one Paul wore in 1966 at the "Light Suits" concert at the Budokan Arena in Japan, although there are pictures of Derek Taylor in a similar jacket. The man in the middle is the one we see the best and he is the one that appears to be Paul McCartney as he looked in 1968. It seems odd that the three men in question would be spread so perfectly across the boat. It almost looks staged.



Interestingly, that same issue of the Beatles Monthly contained two pictures that would become part of the Paul Is Dead legend. The one above is a summer of 1963 photo of the Beatles swimming that would later be cropped and used by Charles Braverman in a "Paul Is Dead" segment of the film "Braverman's Condensed Cream of Beatles." The other picture is a "Yellow Submarine" promotional shot featuring the human Paul, George and Ringo with the animated John. Guess what is over Paul's head...again!

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wikipedia? NEVER WRONG!

March 15, 2009 7:19 PM



I just lit a very expensive cigar with a $100 bill. Think I care what a honda civic driving pale mp3 downloader thinks? I've got a radio interview tonight and a book signing tomorrow. A girl in every major city, several vacation homes, and a bank account that rivals any dream you could imagine. This is what skilled writing does for a man of ambitions and talent.

Anonymous said...

told ya!

202 comments!


Someone owes me $20! gunna spend it all in one place and buy the lennin profacy book everyone is talking about.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how you do it.

Anonymous said...

wow I musta been abducted by aliens there. I wrote that an hour ago!

Anonymous said...

"Commander Lee Archambault and his crew, which includes two former schoolteachers, should reach the international space station Tuesday."

Stupid bloody Tuesday. This is really looking bat....

Anonymous said...

awwwwww :(

Anonymous said...

Yeah now I feel kinda bad for ispauldead.com. Maybe we should all download his extravagantly priced mp3, even you Iamaphoney. Y'know? Just to help him get the tires?

Mr. Niezgoda wins this match....but I can't say I feel good about it. :(

Anonymous said...

Of all the loves I have won, or have lost,
there is one love I should never have crossed....

Anonymous said...

Little hard on the poor man Mr. N!
Hey, lets all chip in and each one of us download ispauldead.com's MP3! If we all do it, I am sure it will cheer him up! $4 from each of us will be.... $12! HE CAN BUY THE LENNON PROPHECY BOOK! That way we can help them both! Everybody wins!
ispauldead gets a great awesome perfect book to read, and Mr. N can buy another trendy expensive cigar lit with $100 BILLS!

WIN WIN FOR EVERYBODY!

You see, I've learned something here today... I've learned that we are all just humans trying to do the best we can. Some get Jags and hot stripper like girlfriends. Some get bad luck and Honda Civic's with starter problems. Some lite cigars with $100 bills, other worry about PAYING the bills. What I mean to say is, if we all just help one another, then we all benefit. The man with a serious internet porn addiction who sells MP3's to kooks may not be driving a Jag lighting expensive cigars getting hummers from 9.5-10 models, no sir. But he might get a $5 hummer from a toothless hag behind the Greyhound station! And that my friends, is called balance. Order now!

Anonymous said...

I smell a rat! Something tells me that "Al Sharpton" is in fact the MP3 seller himself! SHAMELESS COMMERCIALISM STRIKES AGAIN!

Anonymous said...

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I made $30 while you made nothing!

I WIN!

Anonymous said...

"he man with a serious internet porn addiction who sells MP3's to kooks may not be driving a Jag lighting expensive cigars getting hummers from 9.5-10 models, no sir. But he might get a $5 hummer from a toothless hag behind the Greyhound station! And that my friends, is called balance. Order now!

March 15, 2009 7:42 PM"


brought a tear to my eye Al. beautiful!

Anonymous said...

damn it! this really was a pro-wrestling match!
WHO WAS THE BAD GUY!!???!?!

Anonymous said...

Rubes and carneys..... Rubes and carneys...

Anonymous said...

are you saying pro-wrestling is FAKE????

If so, Rick Flair may have something for ya pencil neck!


MY SHOES COST MORE THEN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!

MikeNL said...

what?
i'm gone for a couple of hours.
and it is flooded with spamming.


that's not very nice now, is it?

Anonymous said...

"WHO WAS THE BAD GUY!!???!?!"

Richard Lester

Anonymous said...

J. Niezyoda is RICK FLAIR?!?!?!??!?!?



WOOOOooOOOOoOOOOo!


A man who wears 10lbs of gold!

You don't have to go to Disneyland to find Space Mountain!

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...

what?
i'm gone for a couple of hours.
and it is flooded with spamming.


that's not very nice now, is it?

March 15, 2009 7:52 PM




Its all about YOU mikey!

Anonymous said...

"MikeNL said...

what?
i'm gone for a couple of hours.
and it is flooded with spamming.


that's not very nice now, is it?

March 15, 2009 7:52 PM"



funny how you are always here when this happens, and how you always say things like that... we call you "Clark Kent" What ya get stuck in a phone booth superman?

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Yeah now I feel kinda bad for ispauldead.com. Maybe we should all download his extravagantly priced mp3, even you Iamaphoney. Y'know? Just to help him get the tires?

Mr. Niezgoda wins this match....but I can't say I feel good about it. :(

March 15, 2009 7:39 PM"



buy me some tires!

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said:
"what? i'm gone for a couple of hours.
and it is flooded with spamming.
that's not very nice now, is it?"

Speak for yourself! I think this thread is absolutely
FABULOUS!

Anonymous said...

OMG! They launched it from somebody's driveway?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIemabA1ZHc

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 3 days ago
Videos Watched: 6,376
Subscribers: 1,000
Channel Views: 191,380


1,000 subscribers :o

March 14, 2009 2:11 PM



SPAM

Anonymous said...

besides its 999, not 1000

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H8teNwRet8
have a look at this.
do i hear the fireman rushing in again?

March 14, 2009 3:52 AM



SPAM

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 2 hours ago
Videos Watched: 6,378
Subscribers: 999
Channel Views: 191,595


I just canceled my subscription. This is absolute rubbish!

Anonymous said...

scroll down

http://60if.proboards21.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=document&thread=822&page=1

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I am going to go subscribe to iamaphoney. That 999 subscribers he has is creeping me out! When I lay on my floor and look up at the screen all I see is 666.
Something very cultish about that number, cant quite.... remember.. why..

Anonymous said...

How come my subscription doesn't count? It is still at 999!
Screw this, I am cancelling my subscription again. If they aren't going to give it too me I am going to take it back! I'll show thme!

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 7 hours ago
Videos Watched: 6,378
Subscribers: 999
Channel Views: 191,620

the reason is, we cancelled a subscription at the same time. Now that you have re-cancelled your subscription we made another straw account and re-subscribed again.

The 999 must be held at all costs until 9-9-2009. Big announcement then.

Anonymous said...

Screw that! I am going to cancel mine then! That'll show em for messing with us!

Anonymous said...

Your strategy would be more effective if you did not pre-announce it. Then you may have a lag of several minutes before we could create an account and subscribe to it, or delete a subscription as needed. We hate to tell you this, but we have thought of everything. The 999 must be maintained until 9-9-9. Then, it will quickly be increased to 2012 by 2012. Several more suitcases will be launched. You'll see. It will all make sense after the revelation.

Anonymous said...

Several more suitcases will be launched????

wha? into SPACE???!?!

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha! We all had a good laugh about that around the water cooler! We are printing your comment to post in the break room.
The fact is, yes. We are launching the second to the last suitcase into space. There will be deep sea suitcases starting in October this year. There will be a Himalaya suitcase in 2011. We have a Disneyland suitcase cross promotion to tie in the release of the new Pixar movie. But one of the final suitcases will orbit the earth, and the last suitcase will be placed on the moon next to the 2001 monolith.

It will be a televised event, complete with a cross-cultural multi-national astronauts in Sgt Pepper style spacesuits, singing multi-lingual versions of "All you need is Love" complete with complex choreography by Cirque du Soleil.

A special commemorative Beetle style moon rover is being built for the Beatle astronaut look a likes. A group of aliens dressed as blue meanies are going to pop out of a large birthday cake singing "Yes we have no bananas" precisely at the.... well, you'll just have to tune in for the grand finale.

Thanks anyways for providing us a little levity around the office. The morning crew will surely have a laugh when they see the photocopy up in the break room!

-Iamaphoney Customer Service Team

Anonymous said...

i never know when you are kidding!

Sgt Pepper space suited astronauts?
Suitcase Monoliths?
Commemorative Beetle Moon Rovers?
Blue Meanie ALIENS???

You are mad! Completely MAD!

Anonymous said...

Cirque du Soleil? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DANCE ON THE MOON??

Anonymous said...

"Cirque du Soleil? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DANCE ON THE MOON??

March 15, 2009 9:13 PM"


Quite well actually, at 1/6th their weight those little dancing bastards can really flip around! An 101 lb dancer only weights in around 16.83 lbs. Trust me, you can hurl that little tiny dancer around like a rag doll!

Anonymous said...

What about the space suits???? They weight something!

Anonymous said...

The Sgt Pepper Space suits are being constructed out of a brand new fiber that has been genetically engineered from spider web filament. It weights next to nothing. The breathing apparatus is constructed of the same material in a denser form. The face shield is pure diamond resin that is impossibly thin. Mr. Iamaphoney has spared no expense for this phenomenal 2012 presentation on the moon for the final unveiling of the suitcase revelation.

Anonymous said...

Wait, the dude driving around in Yellow mustang rental cars, jumping out of a rented limousine, walking backwards on abbey road, and placing a suitcase next to CERN is paying for a suitcase to be placed ON THE MOON complete with Sgt Pepper space suited astronauts, suitcase Monoliths, commemorative Beetle Moon Rovers, Blue Meanie ALIENS, AND 16.83 earth equivalent pound Cirque du Soleil spider fiber suited dancers???!?!?

IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!??!?

Anonymous said...

While it is impossible to say for absolute certainty that there will be in fact

1. Sgt Pepper space suited astronauts
2. suitcase Monoliths
3. commemorative Beetle Moon Rovers
4. Blue Meanie ALIENS
5. Cirque du Soleil spider fiber suited dancers

All of these preparations are in the works and the vast and arrayed resources of the iamaphoney organization are fully committed to making this plan come to fruition. As Mr. I am A Phoney is fond of saying....

"If you can dream it, you can achieve it."

and while that didn't quite happen for the plan for the diamond encrusted fully animatronic life sized Beatle robots complete with live karaoke functioning, we think that given a few more months we could have achieved this lofty goal as well. You see, we are a organization that loves a challenge, we of the Beatles fraternity. So rest well knowing that on or about Dec 21st, 2012 you should be seeing a multi-cast on television and internet and inner-ocular beamed laser spectral holographs of the Moon Suitcase Revelation. Of course it may be done on a soundstage, but you sheeple are gullible to buy that old gag again eh wot?


-Iamaphoney Legal Dept

Anonymous said...

Of course it may be done on a soundstage, but you sheeple are gullible to buy that old gag again eh wot?


-Iamaphoney Legal Dept

March 15, 2009 9:36 PM




WE'RE BEING SCREWED AGAIN!!!!!!!

Damn LAWYERS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dudes!!!! They can put a suitcase on the moon, but no one will get one on earth!!!!

Duuuuuuuuuuudes!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If there are any more suitcases I am unsubscribing from iamaphoney and getting a new hobby....

Anonymous said...

unless that suitcase is ON THE MOON, with life sized diamond encrusted fully animatronic karaoke functioning fab 4 robots with spider fiber suited Cirque du Soleil dancers and honest to God blue meanie ALIENS.

Seriously Iamaphoney, anything less will be a little disappointing....

Anonymous said...

Seriously Iamaphoney, anything less will be a little disappointing....

March 15, 2009 9:49 PM


We can ALL agree on THAT!
Seriously, what has he done for us lately??

Anonymous said...

This is the best thread here so far!

Pineapples101 said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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