Saturday, March 7, 2009

Random Ramblings from the Dark Side

Grandfatheraleister returns with one of his best: Paul is Dead - 34 -"No One Does It to You like Roman Polanski"



It is always fun to see when our lunatic fringe subject is alluded to in the mainstream media.



A Master’s in Paul-Is-Definitely-Not-Dead By Allan Kozinn. In addition to his Beatles-related articles in the New York Times and his occasional stories for Beatlefan, Kozinn wrote an excellent book called "The Beatles."

Some people may find Ringo Starr's new Aviva ad a little Matrixy.



Surely the release date of The Beatles Rock Band Game will make most people raise an eyebrow or two.

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF...Paul/Faul had all the surgeries the PID groups say he's had. Nose, chin, era, eye.

IF...Paul/Faul had presented himself as the messianic figure Iamaphoney says he has.

It would look a little something like this....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKaySqh1XPU

65if2007 said...

Say, say, say...you've got a point there.

Anonymous said...

"He never wore his shoes, we all know he was dead."

Jacob R said...

Hahahaha.

MikeNL said...

you didn't listen, saint paul.

MikeNL said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vg7Z2Iu8xU

one year later. still nothing.

Anonymous said...

True or nor, grandfathers vid are always enticing!
But, why the Portishead?
vince.

Anonymous said...

yeah, why?

MikeNL said...

ooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
ooooeeoeoeoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
saint paul, now give
a shiver sun, be me
a said he was a big man
a said he was big, man
now now now now

apple, gone now, dear paul
oooohhh, arabic
there will be us
he, there will be us
there will be us
he, there will be us
apple, gone now, dear paul
ooh ooh ooh, arabic
said paul, now he'll be
w00t w00t w00t
arabic
apple, gona now, dear paul
oooh ooh ooh
arabic
said paul, now, be me
w00t w00t w00t w00t

arabic
ooohh, it's hard said he'll be me
ooohh, it's hard said he'll be me
saint paul
oh, be big,
now, new, he'll be and be
and he'll be warm, but he'll be big

there will be us,
he, there will be us

Anonymous said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Portishead-third.jpg

Portis Is Dead?

Anonymous said...

What is this Mike?

Anonymous said...

"I believe a new Portishead record is one of the signs from the Biblical Book of Revelations. OK, perhaps not quite that unexpected, but most observers had given this British collective up for dead as the years dragged on. Now, they’re back, and it sounds like the interceding decade did not happen. The songs are still lush, engaging, and—most of all—creepy. As always, the music on Third is a three-way dance: vocalist Beth Gibbons; guitarist Adrian Utley; and producer Geoff Barrow, who crafts the band’s unique soundscapes. The approach here is a bit more varied: the harsh mechanical pulse of “Machine Gun”; the atmospheric jazz of “Hunter”; and the folksy, ukulele-driven “Deep Water,” which sounds like a song Maureen Tucker would have sung with Velvet Underground. Yet, my favorite would have to be the epic “Small,” where the trio take all the lessons they’ve learned in the past 17 years, and collapse them into one seven-minute track."

http://www.lavendermagazine.com/archives/issue-342/on-the-record-7/

Anonymous said...

dooms day book?

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
What is this Mike?

March 8, 2009 11:07 AM

made up lyrics for Lifelong Passion backwards ;)

Anonymous said...

To Kill a Dead Man is a short film made in 1994 by the trip hop group Portishead. The film is a spy movie which revolves around an assassination and what happens afterwards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Kill_a_Dead_Man

Anonymous said...

the writer of rosemarys baby died 12 november 2007

the day he will disappear remember?

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
the writer of rosemarys baby died 12 november 2007

the day he will disappear remember?

March 8, 2009 12:41 PM

i remember.

Take Your Soul Back said...

Take Your Soul Back - John (a song for John Lennon)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1vZEFRT2y4

♫Paulie♫ said...

♫Paulie♫

Anonymous said...

There hasn't been any recent activity.

Anonymous said...

Very weird. Care to comment - now?

Anonymous said...

It's the calm before the storm.

IamnotwhatIseem said...

In the movie Help, the 999 number comes up when it
is decided by British Intelligence that the Beatles
need security.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It's the calm before the storm.

March 8, 2009 7:36 PM


999 is SOS?

Anonymous said...

"IamnotwhatIseem said...
In the movie Help, the 999 number comes up when it
is decided by British Intelligence that the Beatles
need security.

March 8, 2009 7:38 PM"



9 is the beginning and everything of everything

( you didn't listen, saint paul, backwards, too)

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qY1DIkSMxg

Anonymous said...

The RINGO ad have a Beetle as well, nice work GFA,
while we are waiting for the real phony to make a new one. has anyone noticed that the beatles official YouTube page have no videos but are linked to from thebeatles.com look at the date they opened the site
strange isn't it?


TheBeatlesOfficial
Style: Rock
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Last Sign In: 3 weeks ago
Subscribers: 8,913
Channel Views: 246,965
The official channel for The Beatles
Record Label: EMI
Label Type: Major Label
Band Members: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
Hometown: Liverpool
Country: United Kingdom
Albums:

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
The RINGO ad have a Beetle as well, nice work GFA,
while we are waiting for the real phony to make a new one. has anyone noticed that the beatles official YouTube page have no videos but are linked to from thebeatles.com look at the date they opened the site
strange isn't it?


TheBeatlesOfficial
Style: Rock
Joined: November 10, 2006
Last Sign In: 3 weeks ago
Subscribers: 8,913
Channel Views: 246,965
The official channel for The Beatles
Record Label: EMI
Label Type: Major Label
Band Members: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
Hometown: Liverpool
Country: United Kingdom
Albums:

March 9, 2009 2:17 AM

paul is dead - the rotten apple 1
iamaphoney
November 10, 2006
(less info)
I`m preparing the world for the revelation.

"We'll sing it, man. We'll be reverse".
Category: Entertainment
Tags: paul mccartney dead lennon thebea†les® iamaphoney beatles

Anonymous said...

coincidence

MikeNL said...

is it coincidence that on the same day the official beatles youtube page launches, iamaphoney launches the rotten apple series?

Anonymous said...

yes

I Will said...

"There are no coincidences."
William S. Burroughs

actually:
"William S. Burroughs In the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. Nothing happens unless someone wills it to happen."

Anonymous said...

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.

Anonymous said...

That's also a line from a Bonzo-Dog Band song; the one that sonds like "Mr. Green Genes" by Zappa.


vince

MikeNL said...

he was a brown eyed handsome man.

Anonymous said...

And the relevance is.....

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
And the relevance is.....

March 9, 2009 12:27 PM

absolutely nothing.
but he was handsome though.

Anonymous said...

There are comments on that Michael Jackson video from people who think Michael was replaced. He was. He replaced himself. lol

Anonymous said...

He forgot his nose. Maybe Jenny Wren can fix it.

Anonymous said...

http://mysite.verizon.net/lbalders/michael+beatles.jpg

Anonymous said...

this just in....

Anonymous said...

No revelation here folks. Find a better way to waste your time.

FUCK IAMAPHONEY.

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me that the IAAP channel was started same day as the official Official Beatles channel?!?

You mean to tell me that that same same dates are the reg-date of all the phoney accounts!?!

WillS said...

I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere, Paulie is laughing.

Where do you think IAAP gets all that rare footage and rare tracks? How do you think he gets away with using it without being shut down by EMI?

Paul loves the Beatles just as much as the rest of us, and will always fan the flames to keep the magic going. And, like his old partner, he's an eternal prankster with a devilish flair for the absurd. That bastard will be leaving clues even after he's dead.

Anonymous said...

Where do you think IAAP gets all that rare footage and rare tracks? How do you think he gets away with using it without being shut down by EMI?


Yeah I am absolutly sure that Iamaphoney is a set up made by MPL and approved by Himself.

Anonymous said...

He should hire a few new consultants. This is a mess.

iemalizard said...

The "Himself" thing was a joke, right?

Anonymous said...

I can't help but think of "Babe: Pig In The City" when someone says 'HIMSELF'! Anybody here see that movie? I loved it! Something about it; it was darker that I thought it was gonna be.

vince

♫Paulie♫ said...

"Somewhere, Paulie is laughing."

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

"That bastard will be leaving clues even after he's dead."

Uh...isn't that what this has always been about?

Anonymous said...

Where do you think IAAP gets all that rare footage and rare tracks? How do you think he gets away with using it without being shut down by EMI?

Like all of the other PID filmmakers who use copyrighted Beatle images, film and music? What rare footage and which rare tracks? I believe Taf has stated that IAAP hasn't used anything that cannot be found in public domain somewhere. Besides, if you're wondering about copyright infringement, much of what Phoney uses is not under Macca's control, and therefore could be shut off by any number of copyright claimants were they so inclined. Most of the interviews and photos in the series are copyrighted by individuals and groups other than EMI, and you can find practically every Beatle interview on YouTube somewhere, and no one has shut them down either. The television footage of Heather Mills, for example, has nothing to do with Macca.

The Backwards Man said...

No revelation here folks. Find a better way to waste your time.

FUCK IAMAPHONEY.

March 9, 2009 9:06 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and HA!

Phoney should do a backwards version of "I'm A Loser".

"He's the backwards man, the backwards man,
He can walk back as fast as you can!"

Anonymous said...

why walk when you can drive?

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
why walk when you can drive?

March 10, 2009 11:46 AM

air pollution???

Anonymous said...

It's a non-issue.

Anonymous said...

How amusing.

The King Of Pop said...

Follow my nose! I knows the secret!

PS I Love You said...

Butter and/or salt?

Anonymous said...

"Heather Mills, for example, has nothing to do with Macca."

Au contraire!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2UYRoti-tY&feature=related
a one way ticket

IAMAPHONEY said...

NEW VIDEO IS UP

PREPARE PILGRIM

8g 7T

Anonymous said...

IAMAPHONEY said...
NEW VIDEO IS UP

PREPARE PILGRIM

8g 7T

March 11, 2009 12:47 PM

don't see it.

Mr K said...

It was a false bottom suitcase!

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice Ronald McDonald's new hair cut? whoa!
Talk about a red headed stepchild!

Vince.

Anonymous said...

Was "8g 7T" supposed to mean something?

Anonymous said...

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