In an attempt to combat the ruthless attacks that he has received in the press after the "Sorry, No More Signing Stuff" video update appeared on his web site, Ringo has issued a statement to clarify his motives. You can find the clarification on the Abbeyrd Beatles News Site, but amazingly you won't find it on Ringo's Official Web Site (at least not yet as this is being written).
The clarification will not get as much coverage as the bonehead P.R. mistake did. Ringo received savage criticism from people who would not consider buying his records anyway. Many of the critics who said, "What else does he have to do besides count his money?" have no idea that Ringo did five CDs, a DVD, an HBO Special, a concert tour, and a bunch of charity appearances in the past year or so. The critics also gave Ringo absolutely no credit for signing and returning things over the last 45 years (plus one week). I believe this mounting evidence clearly demonstrates that either Paul is dead or life is unfair.
In happier Ringo news, it appears he and one other Beatle contributed to a new album by Klaus Voorman.
In Fireman News, Paul revealed something interesting about the new "Electric Arguments" album. In the spirit of William S. Burroughs, Paul randomly took lines from poems and joined them in "cut-up" fashion to form lyrics on the album. In another one of those happy coincidences, footage of Burroughs has been included in recent Iamaphoney videos. This also means that you can add "Electric Arguments" to that big list of releases that in some way evoke the memory of the Sgt. Pepper album.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 247 of 247LEAVE MIKENL ALONE! HE IS THE ONLY ONE HERE TRYING!
Prediction: All Caps Soon Come.
in metric!
too late!
trying what? our patience?
Mikey is the self imposed IAAP center.
Everything comes back to him.
First on the scene to comment on videos. Scheduler of exclusive iamaphoney interviews that don't happen.
Prods people to "go get the suitcase"
Says multiple times he is going to get the suitcase when SEVERAL land in his back yard. Says "code runs in my veins"
Then doesnt go get it. Then doesnt go get it multiple times.
Complains about "stupid" comments on the blog, but is ALWAYS at the center of them. The "stupid" comments that always seem to cloud valid questions that Mikey then gets to DUCK
Says "screw you guys i am going to watch a movie" then comments immediately.
You are the king of Iamaphoney MikeNL
Heavy hangs the crown
LONG LIVE THE KING!
You get a cookie for trying mikey
I know... i know... you REALLY want those cookies....
MikeNL if you just would have listened to suitcaseyoda!
Where's your phoney now MikeNL?
WHERE'S YOUR PHONEY NOW!
he's asleep at the train switch.
I feel so sorry for you dude!
MikeNL is going to make you eat your words when we breaks this suitcase shit wide open and BLOWS EVERYONES MINDS!
We are talking WORLD WIDE HEADLINES!
You are going to look like an even bigger fool then you do now!
DUDES!!! when is someone going to go get the suitcase????!?!??
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!?!?!?!?
yeah, why do they need trains in europe anyways? Cars are the most fuel econmical thing going. Ask any evil fat lazy stupid american.
Good on you MikeNL!
" We are talking WORLD WIDE HEADLINES!"
so be it. moratorium until he does.
"perfect!! if IAAP's numero uno thinks that the suitcase holding the answer to everyone's burning questions isn't worth 160 euros then why should anyone else care??"
No doubt! Where is your faith MikeNL?
160 euros TO MAKE HISTORY AND BLOW THE WORLDS MIND!?
MikeNL said...
Yes. if one suitcase is opened, it will start a domino effect on the others. the contents are mindblowing.
October 14, 2008 2:58 AM
Are you sure you are not scottish?
You are FAMOUSLY CHEAP!
Here ye
here ye
MikeNL will not break world wide news because of give or take 50-160 euro's friend car or train depending
First NO INTERVIEW
Then twice NO GOING TO GET THE SUITCASES
MikeNL said...
yeah. i'm getting the suitcase on the 20th. maybe because of next level or something... ringo doesn't want to sign anymore? it could be possible, but i think it's for another reason.
October 14, 2008 1:42 AM
Mikey doesn't think it's worth it to fetch the case but it's worth it to watch and comment on every PID video in the universe 24/7. That's some slacker PID, Mikey, I likes it.
Tafultong has stated he doesn't believe Paul is Dead, and this is the IAAP blog. Mikey has admitted he doesn't think Paul is Dead either. Does ANYONE believe Paul is Dead?
No, they don't. It's just a game.
And a game the gamers aren't even interested in playing.
What's in the cases? Each one contains a chunk of IAAPs' credibility(and whomever believes in IAAP). I'm not kidding.
The one I found had little pieces of paper with CREDIBILITY written on them.
MikeNL
Are you sure you are not scottish?
You are FAMOUSLY CHEAP!
October 17, 2008 4:17 PM
If its not scottish its CRRRRRRRRRAP!
Trust me on this.. All these comments towards MikeNL, these attacks, are really directed at Jude... because if you don't remember, Jude is the center of the iamaphoney universe and everyone is attacking him at all times.. even if it seems as if they arent... trust me they are.
God should make people disappear who disagree with Jude or MikeNL.
They are Popes. Popes of Iamphoney
Disagree with them and God will abort you before you were even born
Wow I want a Iamaphoney car. Gets great mileage!
I thought Mikenl thinks Paul is alive no?
I'm bored, you're bored. Together we are boring.
- Aja
"No doubt! Where is your faith MikeNL?
160 euros TO MAKE HISTORY AND BLOW THE WORLDS MIND!?"
Yeah if MikeNL is going to make world news, he is going to do it for 50 euros or less split with a friend.
No sense spending a penny more in something you believe in and spend all day doing, commenting on, and thinking about.
Move along folks, nothing to see hear. The Emperor Wears No Clothes
Pay no attention to the Phoney behind the curtain
Wow I want a Iamaphoney car. Gets great mileage!
October 17, 2008 4:26 PM
Those multicolored Mustangs get very poor mileage, wont take you to berlin on 50 euros mate... nor will those stretch limosines...
MikeNL you could save 50 euros and just message IAAP. You said he answers questions if you ask nicely. He has answered your questions before.
You know for instance
MikeNL said...
Yes. if one suitcase is opened, it will start a domino effect on the others. the contents are mindblowing.
October 14, 2008 2:58 AM
Just ask him! He'll tell his #1 son right?!
No one cares more about IAAP than IAAP.
The one who watches and comments most is therefore IAAP (excluding Mikey and Jude).
Hmmm, that would mean IAAP is either Vince, CommenterGV (to761983), or this km arltu or whoever it is.
Or, I might well be IAAP. And if I am, you guys won't be happy with the negative reinforcement experiment we've been doing, which hopefully will get picked up by one of the cable networks.
Themes: "Magical Thinking"
"FPP Disorder"
"Conspiracy Theories and the Internet"
"Logical Fallacies in the PostModern Age"
"Really, really, really shoddy detective work"
"Hmmm, that would mean IAAP is either Vince, CommenterGV (to761983), or this km arltu or whoever it is. "
Col Mustard with the candle stick in the library
Did you guys know that in this posting alone, my name was mentioned 119 times?
"you guys won't be happy with the negative reinforcement experiment we've been doing, which hopefully will get picked up by one of the cable networks."
I am watching that show if you read my book and listen to a RESIDENCE song
-Vince
MikeNL said...
Did you guys know that in this posting alone, my name was mentioned 119 times?
October 17, 2008 4:56 PM
You counted it? LOL
You are the center of your own little universe arent you! LOL
The #1 Son!
Here is a couple more for you
MikeNL
MikeNL
MikeyNL1038
Mikey got his cookie! 119 of them!
MikeNL said...
Did you guys know that in this posting alone, my name was mentioned 119 times?
October 17, 2008 4:56 PM
that statement is going into the MikeNL Famous Quote List!
You need another movie MikeNL? Something to keep you from counting your name here amid these stupid comments and questions you aren't supposedly reading?
Screw you guys I am going home!
MikeNL counts his name amid comments he thinks are stupid and claims not to read, but wont answer questions.
He makes himself the center of attention with interviews and suitcases trips that never happen and then cries foul when someone calls him on it.
we have met IAAP
and he is mean
we have met IAAP
and he is mean
October 17, 2008 5:10 PM
uh, yeah! You watch any of them rotten apple movies?
not nice
whats the updated name count MikeNL?
OMG DUDES!
I JUST COUNTED 129 MIKENL's IN THE COMMENT SECTION
THEY ARE DRIVING TO THE GERMAN BORDER TO GET THE SUITCASES
EACH ARE SPLITTING THE COST OF 50 EUROS WITH THEIR FRIENDS
ALL 129 OF THEM ARE GOING TO BLOW THE WORLDS MINDS WITH THE SUITCASE GOODNEWS FROM THE HE WITH A CAPITAL H
THELMA KOOLAID WITH COOKIES FOR EVERYBODY AFTERWARDS
FILM AT 11
Anonymous said...
Prediction: All Caps Soon Come.
in metric!
October 17, 2008 4:02 PM
OMG DUDES!
I JUST COUNTED 129 MIKENL's IN THE COMMENT SECTION
are they different in metric, or is the conversion the same?
129 MIKE NL = 129 MIKE US
?
are they different in metric, or is the conversion the same?
129 MIKE NL = 129 MIKE US
?
October 17, 2008 5:28 PM
Well, in Mikey Math
you can drive 1000+ miles on 50 Euros
So 129 MIKE US = 12900 MIKE NL
metric means adding lots of zeros
50 Euros is like $300 US so it is possible! Leave M***** alone!
metric means adding lots of zeros
LOL
Smug American
STARR-GATE
ringo is the october surprise. they've totally run out of shit to do.
Mike has indeed exposed a dirty secret, that the European smugness about having all those railroads is a sham! Driving a car is much cheaper. Who knew?! Where are the oil company lobbyists with this information?
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