Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Pantomime "Everywhere It's Christmas"

UPDATE: This was uploaded today. Note that this is from IAMAPH0NEY, but not Iamaphoney.



If the Berlin suitcase contains this item, then the finder has a nice collector's piece.


The flexi-record went out to British Beatles Fan Club members around the 16th of December, 1966. According to the accompanying Beatles Fan Club Newsletter, the recording was made "just six days after Paul's return from Kenya." That would be November 25, 1966, according to the letter. The letter indicated that Mal Evans was "given a Special Guest Star role." Paul is credited with the sleeve design and all four Beatles are credited for writing the Pantomime. Some pictures and background information about the disc can be found at http://www.jpgr.co.uk/lyn1145.html



The Beatles seemed in good spirits on the recording. There was no hint of grieving on the part of any members of the band. But there are a few oddities in the lyrics (which have never been accurately published to my knowledge) that make Paul Is Dead theorists wonder.

"TELL ME, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE WINE?"
-"I AM INDEED YOUR HIGHNESS. IT GOES WELL WITH ME. YEH, VERY GOOD
VERY GOOD, HA HA HA!"
-"THE KING SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING HIMSELF TONIGHT! YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN
HIM ON SUCH GOOD FOCUS SINCE THE OCTOBER FESTIVAL."
-"ALRIGHT! IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE? IS THERE A DOCTOR AROUND HERE?
DID ANYBODY SEE ONE?"


The above quote doesn't sound like something that would have emerged in a conversation built around, "I have an idea for our Christmas message," but all of the Beatles Christmas flex-discs were a little weird. Another oddity is a track entitled "OROWAYNA (Corsican Choir and Small Choir)." It sounds like a legitimate Christmas hymn of some kind, but a Google search of the word "Orowayna" yields only links to items related to this Beatles track. Attempts to transcribe the lyrics have also identified "ENDOMAINYA" as the second line to the song, but to me, the second line has always sounded like "angel manger."

What we don't know (and I honestly don't know why we don't know) is if the item in the suitcase is this actual collector's piece, or if it is something else. Is the disc inside the cover? Are there any annotations? If there was a record, was it the 1966 Christmas flexi-disc or something else? Seems to me that we should know this information by now. Hopefully someone will tell us something soon.

367 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Quit my job at Apple Records?

Anonymous said...

HOLY MOLLEY! Are you serious!?

Anonymous said...

Its a sad day when Paul McCartney can't get youtube at work

Anonymous said...

I get it on my phone, you need an upgrade sir

Anonymous said...

You ain't liben write, get a job hippy

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? IAAP is commenting ON HIS OWN PAGE?! Sean Lennon is IAAP?!?!
Dogs and cats LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA!!!

Anonymous said...

PaulPhoney

PaulPhoney (27 minutes ago)
the berlin suitcase is apparently found.
The objects will be shown now


This is IAAP/Sean Lennon?

Anonymous said...

YouTube, thank you for jumping to the conclusion that I am the Antichrist with such slight persuasion. Big fans, I know. To atone for these sins, you must purchase one copy Electric Arguments for yourself and 1 copy for everyone who still believes I am dead.

JPM

Anonymous said...

no iamaphoney said:
show us the contents please

but then it was removed again.

Anonymous said...

This video is unavailable.

http://www.youtube.com/user/seanIennon



Won't play! anyone grab it before it was removed?

Anonymous said...

troll

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? IAAP is commenting ON HIS OWN PAGE?! Sean Lennon is IAAP?!?!
Dogs and cats LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA!!!

IAAP is apparently commenting here as well.

Anonymous said...

no iamaphoney said:
show us the contents please



contrived

Anonymous said...

"This is IAAP/Sean Lennon?"

If Sean Lennon was going to put up a video, don't you think he'd put it up on HIS page? It's a fake account, and just like "they" wanted you to believe that it was Paul McCartney, or one of the Starkeys using fake accounts and Suites that don't exist....

Please. IAAP is no where NEAR as talented as Sean Lennon.

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...

OMG IAAP RESPONDED ON HIS OWN PAGE

October 30, 2008 2:23 PM


OMG MIKEY SAW IT! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Anonymous said...

scratch a liar find a thief

Anonymous said...

So can someone explain what is happening? Another hoax?

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW IAMAPHONEY! IN LA! WITH A CAMERA CREW! SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING!

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW THE ACTOR AT THE CERN! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW IAMAPHONEY WITH RINGO AND PAUL IN LONDON! WHAT IS HAPPENING! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW JOHN LENNON AT THE DAKOTA BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY! A WOMEN IS HANDING OUT HANDBILLS THAT SAY HE IS GOING TO HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE!

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW SEAN LENNON IN NEW YORK CITY! HE SAID HI!

Anonymous said...

OMG! A FOX NEWS TRUCK IS OUT IN FRONT OF THE DAKOTA BUILDING! THEY ARE SETTING UP A PODIUM! THERE ARE LIMOS EVERYWHERE!

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST SAW THE YELLOW LOVE CODE MUSTANG PARKED INFRONT OF THE MPL COMMUNICATIONS BUILDING!

Anonymous said...

Schools out.

Anonymous said...

OMG THERE ARE HELICOPTERS EVERYWHERE! WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Anonymous said...

fox news? i am watching it right now. nothing

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 32 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 5,112
Subscribers: 875
Channel Views: 165,283



Last Sign In: 32 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

I live kitty corner to the Dakota and there is nothing happening.

Anonymous said...

Really!?!

Anonymous said...

blows the lid on the whole deal. big news coming, quit work early, hell quit your job completely you need to see this.

October 30, 2008 2:38 PM


my sources have confirmed this, it is genuine

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I live kitty corner to the Dakota and there is nothing happening.

October 30, 2008 3:05 PM


I am right here, nothing is happening
Hoax

Anonymous said...

Are you wearing a blue jacket? I can see you from my apartment.

Anonymous said...

come on lets see the goodies

Anonymous said...

lame

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/GE0FFBAKER

who is he+

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
http://www.youtube.com/user/GE0FFBAKER

who is he+


Fake. It's a zero and not an "O"

Anonymous said...

TheBeatlesOfficial
Style: Rock
Joined: November 10, 2006
Last Sign In: 5 hours ago
Subscribers: 6,741
Channel Views: 186,692

same day as phoneys first video was issued

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038
Joined: November 20, 2006
Last Sign In: 2 hours ago
Videos Watched: 11,722
Subscribers: 145
Channel Views: 10,347
SUITCASE RETRIEVED

update:
suitcase contents coming up?

Anonymous said...

Paul Phoney. Just another one of MikeNL's channels.

i smell bullshit said...

Just think, all of what is being written/happening now will repeat (at least) three more times.

Mal must have collected briefcases like some collect hats.

Anonymous said...

nothing is happening now.

and its always garbage

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Paul Phoney. Just another one of MikeNL's channels.

October 30, 2008 4:42 PM


Wow! Go figure! Mike? Naw!

Anonymous said...

scratch a phoney phoney find a mikeNL

Anonymous said...

the bigger the lie the more they believe it

Anonymous said...

I trust Mike.

Anonymous said...

i do too, as far as i can throw him

Anonymous said...

scrawny kid like him, could throw him pretty far

Anonymous said...

That's why I trust him.

i smell bullshit said...

As long as there is one person out there kissing phoney's ass, Hans and Gretel will never stop. Just think of the 2012 statement; four more years of excuses for something that will never happen in the first place.

But then again, none of this can ever end. If it did, phoney and his cronies' lives would be over. Then what? They would have to find girlfriends.

Buckle up, the ride is just beginning.

To the finger clown of the new suitcase, Mike says:
"When you grabbed the briefcase, you made yourself the messenger, if you didn't want to be the messenger, then you should have left it where it was. But you CHOSE to grab it."

Anonymous said...

i have a big secret

Anonymous said...

i do too.

Anonymous said...

who are you?

Anonymous said...

Kids Of

Anonymous said...

me too

Anonymous said...

Disk Of said...

i have a big secret

October 30, 2008 5:11 PM


Tell mikey, then its sure to be safe!

Anonymous said...

Tell mikey, then its sure to be safe!

October 30, 2008 5:16 PM


I did

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038 (4 days ago)
are you still there, or is this ""we have the suitcase" thing a scam.

Anonymous said...

"Buckle up, the ride is just beginning."

i was afraid of that....

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
MikeyNL1038 (4 days ago)
are you still there, or is this ""we have the suitcase" thing a scam.

October 30, 2008 5:23 PM

so he's sending you messages too!

good. do you have the video yet?

Anonymous said...

"Paul Phoney. Just another one of MikeNL's channels."



Mike has alias accounts?

Anonymous said...

I was Paul.

Anonymous said...

I was Paul as well

Anonymous said...

It was fun.

65if2007 said...

i smell bullshit said...

"To the finger clown of the new suitcase, Mike says:
"When you grabbed the briefcase, you made yourself the messenger, if you didn't want to be the messenger, then you should have left it where it was. But you CHOSE to grab it."





Nevertheless, it IS possible to play the game, get tired of the game, walk away from it, and live.

Picking up a briefcase actually doesn't condemn you to lifetime indentured servitude to Iamaphoney or anyone else.

i smell bullshit said...

"Nevertheless, it IS possible to play the game, get tired of the game, walk away from it, and live."

I agree, for some of us. For those perpetrating the game, no. They have no life. This is it.

"Picking up a briefcase actually doesn't condemn you to lifetime indentured servitude to Iamaphoney or anyone else."

You have proven that 65if. The finger clown with the new suitcase, he is of a different variety. You can buy vegetables at a supermarket, or you can grow them at home. The finger clown smells homegrown.

The big deal that was made over you and the first suitcase, isn't being made here. And if I remember correctly, you produced photos of the contents right away.

Anonymous said...

I believe this comment...

"Tafultong.

Please make them show what it inside the berlin suitcase."

...is from Iamaphoney. Consistent with his usual posts, an attempt to get us back into the game. It won't work Iama.

i smell bullshit said...

This whole business is turning into:
Q:"What do we do now?"

A:"Don't know, I got nothing."

Q:"We got to do something."

A:"Well, let's throw them a bone. We'll play the rest by ear."

What would it take to pull off something like the RA series? You don't have to be wealthy. When I was a younger man in my twenties, I traveled a lot for the company I worked for, mostly for training purposes. The accommodations, rental cars, meals, etc. were always paid for by my employer, and the training hours always allowed for me to get in some site seeing. As an extra bonus, if where I was warranted a closer look, I would take a few days vacation and stick around. Now, think of phoney.

Because of the tight schedule of the one doing the traveling, they would certainly need a person or two with a more flexible routine; like a student?, person between jobs, part timer, or a 9-5'er, to do the PR and editing work. Find them, and you now have a workable situation.

i smell bullshit said...

You don't need a McCartney, an Aspinall, a Starr, a Lennon, or even a Best. With the right connections, a regular Joe could pull it off.

Anonymous said...

No one said it wouldn't be nice.

Anonymous said...

Another Iamaphoney post:

"No one said it wouldn't be nice."

Anonymous said...

so prove it.

Anonymous said...

Iamaphoney posts these little vague one sentence comments here whenever he feels his audience slipping away. He obviously is not happy about or is embarrassed by 65If's comments today.

Anonymous said...

"The big deal that was made over you and the first suitcase, isn't being made here. And if I remember correctly, you produced photos of the contents right away."

Exactly. Because this teenager is one of the crew, no Phoney supporters (all 3 of them) will make the demands they made on 65If. 65If was not on the team and the game fell apart because he refused to play it. That's called being your own man, not the herd mentality of the Iamaphoney posse.

Anonymous said...

How did he not play the game? I missed that. Please explain.

Anonymous said...

IAAP's problem now is that there are more former IAAP fans who want to see him exposed as a fraud having wasted 2 years following this hoaxer than current IAAP fans. They are not interested in any more bogus videos and suitcase games.
PID will continue but IAAP will no longer be an accepted part of it. He will be used as an allegory to describe those who make a mockery out of the PID investigation and damage the credibility of that investigation. He pissed off the wrong people.

i smell bullshit said...

"Exactly. Because this teenager is one of the crew, no Phoney supporters (all 3 of them) will make the demands they made on 65If. 65If was not on the team and the game fell apart because he refused to play it. That's called being your own man, not the herd mentality of the Iamaphoney posse."

Bingo! That is why on phoney's YT channel the suitcase count is 1/4. There WERE 5 suitcases/briefcases, but because 65if didn't kiss ass, he again is being punished. It is their way of saying "sorry, your efforts don't count."

Anonymous said...

Quite strange. "He pissed off the wrong people" .

Which People?

Anonymous said...

I believe the intention was to persuade NIR members that 65If was holding out on them. That's why when he posted the contents in the forum he was attacked for not being honest. He WAS being honest but Mike and Jude were TOLD that there was more there than there really was. They chose to believe the "master" rather than their own eyes.

Anonymous said...

He has pissed off many at NIR.

i smell bullshit said...

"How did he not play the game? I missed that. Please explain."

http://invanddis.proboards29.com/
index.cgi?action=display&board
=ra&thread=4672&page=1


http://invanddis.proboards29.com/
index.cgi?board=ra&action
=display&thread=4740&page=1

Anonymous said...

I neve got upset about it, and I was there.

i smell bullshit said...

"He has pissed off many at NIR."

That is because many are hardline PID'ers. Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of good people at NIR, but there were/are a few dickheads too.

Anonymous said...

Your friends are close, but your enemy is closer

Anonymous said...

Your friends are close, but your enemy is closer

October 30, 2008 8:11 PM



cryptic IAAP bullsh*t

i smell bullshit said...

When I say "hardline", I am talking about those that absolutely will not allow you to contradict any of their beliefs. You are wrong, I am right, fuck you, end of story, kind of people; the kind that say exactly all that, while hiding behind their veil of "love". Ever try to do that? You have to be pretty talented to pull that kind of shit off. In the end, they wind up smelling like a rose, and you become the asshole (to the sheeple that is, some can see through their veil). You know who I am talking about.

Anonymous said...

I hate that shit.

Back to: prove it.

i smell bullshit said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

That's a bit harsh, even for you.

why do you say that?

i smell bullshit said...

"why do you say that?"

Because I am an asshole.....and then some.

Anonymous said...

no, you're ok. Just a little bit assshole. You have valid points.

i smell bullshit said...

There, I deleted that. No reason to cause trouble for Taf. I feel better now.

Anonymous said...

(the deleted post involved a kangaroo story)

i smell bullshit said...

That was a pretty good combination. I think I tickled myself.

i smell bullshit said...

Anger management probably wouldn't be a bad idea.

Anonymous said...

always good for a giggle

so is the a suitcase vid or not? I just got here.

Tafultong said...

Anonymous said...

Tafultong.

Please make them show what it inside the berlin suitcase.


Hey! Do it! I mean it!

I gave it my best shot.

Anonymous said...

how about an update for us?

Tafultong said...

Anonymous said...

always good for a giggle
so is the a suitcase vid or not? I just got here.


Giggle away. Nothing yet as far as I can tell, but the natives are suggesting that we keep checking these two YouTube accounts:

seaniennon

paulphoney

Anonymous said...

pantomime

everywhere it's chistmas

Anonymous said...

are you guys ok? this is SL's official site, http://www.youtube.com/user/seanlennonofficial
and that's an old phoney vid. Did I miss something else?

did that sound asshole smell?

i smell bullshit said...

"did that sound asshole smell?"

Sounds quite non-asshole to me. Don't strive to be an asshole. Yes, it has its advantages and disadvantages, the sentences enhancers can be quite stimulating at times, but I have issues.

Anonymous said...

here's a good vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWjVffR5EdM

65if2007 said...

Thank you ISB and various anonymouses for the plaudits.

Listen, I'm not going to deny that I had a great time for a while. It was a fun scavenger hunt, though I worried a little about my safety at the time -- more from mundane causes than from exotic ones.

Iamaphoney was a pretty good entertainer as recently as March/April 2008. And sure, I wondered if maybe -- just maybe -- he wasn't onto something, though I couldn't imagine even then why he would pack evidence into a suitcase and ditch the suitcase as part of any serious inquiry.

Still, I loved many of the Rotten Apples. I loved Rotten Apple 101, and it was inspirational enough to get me to play the game for a brief period of time.

I loved Iamaphoney's arrangement of "St. Paul" on RA 101. I still do. It's more enjoyable that the Terry Knight version. As I was getting the briefcase and carrying it out, I was humming to myself, "You didn't LISTEN, St. Paul".

I adopted that phrase and a headless view of myself carrying the briefcase as my avatar on NIR.

It was fun, and I didn't have to take the whole thing seriously to have fun. The fun quickly evaporated for reasons that have already been fully covered.

But I'm not going to deny that Iamaphoney is a source of entertainment -- which, as Tafultong says, doesn't cost us anything.

I think that's how Tafultong is able to keep an Iamaphoney-centered blog going in spite of the fact that Iamaphoney's well has run dry -- by not agonizing too much over whether any of this is real or not and taking what he can from the Iamaphoney experience.

Anonymous said...

So go to the anger management class, smell. Could help.

Anonymous said...

there's no suitcase photos and phoney was fired? we just got the finger?

i smell bullshit said...

"But I'm not going to deny that Iamaphoney is a source of entertainment -- which, as Tafultong says, doesn't cost us anything."

I have a tendency to let the negative aspects that has come from all this drive my car. Must be the sigil voodoo magic. At times, this has been quite fun, but I can't quite let go of all the bullshit that that has piled up since the Mike interview on TV?...wait...on the radio?...wait...on the internet?...wait...prerecorded 9 questions?...wait...you fucked up no interview at all.

Tafultong said...

I smell wrote:
I have a tendency to let the negative aspects that has come from all this drive my car. Must be the sigil voodoo magic. At times, this has been quite fun...

I tell ya, you are going to be civilized and at peace with yourself by the time you get done pouring your heart out here.

Thanks for removing that offensive post.

Anonymous said...

What's the deal with the yenz character? he's out too?

Anonymous said...

Well, really, now, what do you expect from this young man? Please remember that Mikey is just a kid who has found himself (and made himself) the center of quite a bit of adult attention, much of which has been very mean spirited. This is not particle physics--it's YouTube and Mikey is a devoted fan of IAAP. When I saw Mikey's video of himself walking backward ala Phoney I was charmed by the scene. When this is over, and many years from now, Mikey will be able to look back on this whole episode with fondness regardless of the ridiculous attacks on him by people who have obviously taken a game too seriously.

Tafultong said...

Oops. I meant to thank MikeNL1038 for that vocals only "Band on the Run" mp3 today. It probably won't be quite as separated with the Beatles tracks, but we know from watching Giles and George Martin playing with them that there is much fun to be had.

My first thing would be to check "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" to see if the theory that John did all of the backing vocals himself is true.

i smell bullshit said...

"I tell ya, you are going to be civilized and at peace with yourself by the time you get done pouring your heart out here."

THAT would be a world shaker. Hopefully I have dual personalities. If not, and that would happen, I might end up like Ben Stein.

"Thanks for removing that offensive post."

I apologize for that Taf. I just vented in the wrong place. I wasn't worried for myself, but once that was out in the open, the fire went out, and you really don't need that here. I'll try harder to keep myself in check.

Anonymous said...

I thought we were supposed to take it seriously. Too seriously doesn't matter in this case.

Anonymous said...

The sean...ahem..I...ennon YouTube account is typical Phoney bullshit. How anyone can be so damn stupid to fall for this guy is a bigger mystery than PID. He's like the world's most clumsy con man. Please people, do something about that I.Q. of yours.

65if2007 said...

"Bingo! That is why on phoney's YT channel the suitcase count is 1/4. There WERE 5 suitcases/briefcases, but because 65if didn't kiss ass, he again is being punished. It is their way of saying "sorry, your efforts don't count."



Well, I'll be! Those dirty ****** (grins)

Well, I guess that I no longer have to worry about commands from on high to take the briefcase apart and bombard the record with infrared radiation.

None of the **** that I have is important anyway. So what was RA 101 all about then if the contents of THAT suitcase don't mean anything?

Anyway, I'm free. I really CAN dump it all in a landfill if I want to. And it seems that only yesterday, I was being threatened with dire consequences if I did.

Anonymous said...

David Cronenberg called, he wants his eXistenZ back

Anonymous said...

kinda gives the "shoehorn with teeth" song new meaning, when teeth become angry bullets

Anonymous said...

IAAP called, he said "More Suitcases!"

Anonymous said...

yenz called, he said "Deutschland über alles"

Anonymous said...

The Walton's called, they said "Goodnight Jim-bob, goodnight becky-sue, goodnight John-boy"

Anonymous said...

Blogger 65if2007 said...

"Anyway, I'm free. I really CAN dump it all in a landfill if I want to.

October 30, 2008 10:43 PM"


Two words 65if2007,

E BAY


some crazy will give you coin for the contents of that suitcase. sell it back to phoney, or to mike. that would be ironic, and utilitarian all at the same time.

or even better, burn the f*cker on video and put it up on Youtube. Not only would I support that latter decision, I would applaud.

Anonymous said...

mikey called, he said
"OMG DUDE! DON'T BURN THE SUITCASE!"

Anonymous said...

"PaulPhoney (10 hours ago)
the berlin suitcase is apparently found.
The objects will be shown now"



that line "The objects will be shown now" struck me a little like the line from Silence of the Lambs,

James "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. "

Anonymous said...

"PaulPhoney (10 hours ago)
the berlin suitcase is apparently found.
The objects will be shown now"



Is "now" again to be DELAAAAAAAID? It's been 10 hours, still no objects shown. NOW is not 10 hours.

Anonymous said...

James "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. "

October 31, 2008 12:25 AM


Tafultong took that sage advice in 1991 and that's why his arms are so youthful on the googoobajoob videos low these many years

Anonymous said...

What kind of skin cream Taf use?

Anonymous said...

Again, listen to sage words from another serial killer from the same movie

"Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. "

The answer is Evian skin cream.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Lector said that to Jodi Foster! CONNECT THE DOTS!

Anonymous said...

that line "The objects will be shown now" struck me a little like the line from Silence of the Lambs, "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. "



when english is a second language....

Anonymous said...

the real question is, what's is Mikeys basement?

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Anonymous said...

Mikey asked Hannibal Lecter, will there ever be a interview with iamaphoney, as promised, if a suitcase is found?

His reply, "All good things to those who wait."

Mikey then asked Lecter, is this all some type of test?

Hannibal replied, "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Anonymous said...

Remember those happy days when IAAP used to try to tie in Sir Paul with the Zodiac killer?

So does FBI agent Clarice Starling.

"You see a lot, Iamaphoney. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and make a video from what you see? Maybe you're afraid to. "

Anonymous said...

OMG! HANNIBAL LECTOR USED ANAGRAMS! JUST LIKE IAMAPHONEY!!!!!!!!!

Hannibal Lecter: Advancement, of course. Listen carefully. Look deep within yourself, Clarice Starling. Go seek out Miss Mofet, an old patient of mine. M-o-f-e-t.

Clarice Starling: Hester Mofet. It's an anagram, isn't it, Doctor? Hester Mofet, "The rest of me". "Miss the rest of me," meaning that you rented that garage?

Anonymous said...

Mikey asked
"Dr. Lector, what do you make of the whole IAMAPHONEY experience? How do we find him and ask him questions?"


Hannibal Lecter:
"First principles, Mike. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?"

MikeNL :
"Well, he makes youtube videos and drops suitcases worldwide"

Hannibal Lecter:
"No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does?"

MikeNL:
"Never thought of it that way! Well, He attempts character assassination on Paul McCartney by implying vast conspiracies and close tie ins with dark Satanic forces."

Hannibal Lecter:
"He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Mike? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now."

MikeNL :
"No, we just...."

Hannibal Lecter:
"No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Mike? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want? "

Anonymous said...

MikeNL
"OMG! FAVA BEANS AND RICE!"

Anonymous said...

Mike then went to vist with Sherlock Jude


Sherlock Jude:
"Is this IAAP's list of multiple accounts? Mike, doesn't this random scattering of sites and names seem desperately random - like the elaborations of a bad liar?"

Mikey:
"Desperately random." What does he mean?"

Sherlock Jude:
"Not random at all, maybe. Like there's some pattern here...?"

Mikey:
"But there is no pattern or the computers would've nailed it. They're even found in random order."

Sherlock Jude:
"What did Lecter say about...?
First principles"?

Mikey:
"Simplicity..."

Sherlock Jude:
"What does iamaphoney do? He "covets". How do we first start to covet?"

Mikey:
"We covet what we see -"

Sherlock Jude:
" - every day."

Mikey :
"Hot damn, Jude!"

Sherlock Jude:
"He knows Paul!"

Mikey:
"You are good!"

Sherlock Jude:
"What do you mean by that f*cker?! Are you out to get me?!? F*ck you and git off my lawn!"


Mike beat a hasty retreat away from the bat swining Sherlock Jude

Anonymous said...

Mikey made his way back to Dr. Lector after getting seriously berned by IAAP on the first interview fiasco.

Mikey:
"Dr. Lector, Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... "

(from out of the shadows)

Hannibal Lecter:
"You know what you look like to me, with your fake suitcase videos and your clog shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, and that accent you've tried so desperately to shed, pure Danish.
You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... "

MikeNL:
"You are a sick sick man Dr. Lecter, what are you talking about back seat of cars??? I have a girlfriend"

Hannibal Lecter:
"O RLY? When is that? 24/7 Iamaphoney watch?"

Mike:
uncomfortable silence

Hannibal Lecter:
"Iamaphoney is helping your career isn't he? Sending you videos. Giving you hints and encouragement.
Apparently he likes you and you like him too."

MikeNL:
"I never thought about it."

Hannibal Lecter:
"Do you think that Iamaphoney wants to.. ? True, he is much older but do you think he visualizes scenarios, exchanges..."

MikeNL
"That doesn't interest me Doctor and frankly, it's, it's the sort of thing that Jude would say."

Hannibal Lecter:
"Not anymore."

Jude:
"I heard that! G-D shouldn't even allow you to live!"

Hannibal Lecter:
"I do wish we could chat longer, Mike, but... (looking at Jude)
I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

Mike:
"Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... "


Jude:
"OMG! FAVA BEANS AND RICE!"

Anonymous said...

Leave Mike and Jude alone 65if2007
You're not even trying anymore and that was not even one bit funny

Anonymous said...

are you implying that iamaphoney is a cereal killer?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Leave Mike and Jude alone 65if2007



more like yhshv10
you have too much time on your hands

Anonymous said...

G-D was tip off

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

are you implying that iamaphoney is a cereal killer?

October 31, 2008 1:47 AM


are YOU? makes as much sense as IAAP claim that Sir Paul is somehow involved with the Zodiac

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

are you implying that iamaphoney is a cereal killer?

October 31, 2008 1:47 AM


iam about to kill some lucky charms cereal, does that count?

Hearts, stars and horseshoes!
Clovers and blue moons!
Pots of gold and rainbows!
And me red balloons!

Anonymous said...

They're Magically Delicious!

Anonymous said...

They're Always After me Lucky Charms!

Anonymous said...

They're Always After me Lucky suitcases!

Anonymous said...

The Chase Never Stops!

Anonymous said...

Taglines for Lucky Charms

* They're Magically Delicious!
* They're Always After me Lucky Charms!
* Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and me Red Balloons!
* The Chase Never Stops!
* I can control time? WOW!


Occult cereal, Aleister would approve.

Anonymous said...

hahah LOL LMAO some of you guys are really funny!

Anonymous said...

353 posts for nothing.
and i am adding one more!

Anonymous said...

"TELL ME, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE WINE?"
-"I AM INDEED YOUR HIGHNESS. IT GOES WELL WITH ME. YEH, VERY GOOD
VERY GOOD, HA HA HA!"
-"THE KING SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING HIMSELF TONIGHT! YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN
HIM ON SUCH GOOD FOCUS SINCE THE OCTOBER FESTIVAL."
-"ALRIGHT! IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE? IS THERE A DOCTOR AROUND HERE?
DID ANYBODY SEE ONE?"




Happy October Festival!

65if2007 said...

"Leave Mike and Jude alone 65if2007"



Me? I'm not doing anything.

Anonymous said...

This is ending with quite the fizzle.

Anonymous said...

I am Paul again.

65if2007 said...

You can get a couple of hundred dollars on EBay for an original Magic Christian album in mint condition, maybe a little more if it's still in the original wrapper.

But this album is tattered and the record and the album have Iamaphoney scratchings all over them. I don't think that the public would pay very much for this, not even if I threw in an old battered suitcase, an old brown paper bag, an MMT poster, and a 1976 edition Crowley.

My grudge is a lot more valuable. If Team Iamaphoney wants to buy this **** back from me, they can always make an offer, but any offer that I might accept would be based on the value of my grudge and not on the actual market value of any of this.

Anonymous said...

Hey, go for it.

what is the "scratchings all over them"? I don't recall that info, just asking.

i smell bullshit said...

"But this album is tattered and the record and the album have Iamaphoney scratchings all over them. I don't think that the public would pay very much for this, not even if I threw in an old battered suitcase, an old brown paper bag, an MMT poster, and a 1976 edition Crowley."

And.....that was the case to end all cases!

Anonymous said...

He could get , like , 10 million for that stuff. If the buyer wants it that much. Cashier's check.

Anonymous said...

Here's another great link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVS0UV-9CnU

Anonymous said...

Case #1 is a collector's item at this point. Try antique roadshow.

i smell bullshit said...

"Here's another great link:

watch?v=oVS0UV-9CnU"


Ringo holding a bottle of liquor (Don't Pass Me By)....too damn funny!
Caroline372 is one very talented and humorous person. His facial expressions, especially his McCartney, are hilarious.

Anonymous said...

He is pretty spot on. Can't wait for him to get into ever present past and more....

Anonymous said...

Does this thing roll over again @ 400? Newest Newest Posts?

Tafultong said...

Anonymous said...

What kind of skin cream Taf use?

I do try to answer all questions. Curel.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Case #1 is a collector's item at this point. Try antique roadshow.

October 31, 2008 8:33 AM


Indeed! I will give 25 Euros. Anything more, and it's not worth it. I wouldn't take a train or drive to Berlin (wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink) for 160 Euros, or even 50 Euros spit between me and my friend, so thats it 65if2007, my FINAL OFFER.

MilesDeo said...

All together now!

RockXLight said...

Jesus, 65if2007. Get over it already. Quit deluding yourself. That suitcase doesn't make you important to Iamaphoney, me, Mike, or anyone else for matter.
I honestly do not want your smelly suitcase. Toss in a landfill! See if I care. It's probably valuable seeing as it has somewhat convincing McCartney writings etched on to it, but hey...it's your loss, not mine.

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