Friday, October 31, 2008

October 31, 2008


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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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play
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Jack
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ALL work AND no PLAY makes JACK a DULL boy.
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work
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no
play
makes
Jack
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aLL wORK aND nO pLAY mAKES jACK a dULL bOY.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
ALL work AND no PLAY makes JACK a DULL boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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Anonymous said...

The bartender was washing his glasses, and an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jebus down there?" The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him to give Jebus an Irish whiskey also.

The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jebus sitting down there. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, also.

The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in dragging his knuckles on the floor and hollered. "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that G-d's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told him to give Jebus a cold one too.

As Jebus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.

Jebus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten and he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

Jebus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me, I'm drawing disability!"

Anonymous said...

What year did Paul McCartney write silly love songs?

1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966..

Anonymous said...

Why can't you go to the bathroom at a Beatles concert?


There's no John.

Anonymous said...

not according to Jude

Anonymous said...

How many Beatles does it take to change a light bulb?

Four...
John to come up with a light bulb
Paul to claim half of the light bulb
George to complain his lights bulbs are never considered
and Ringo, to actually change the light bulb.

Anonymous said...

If Yoko Ono gives you herpes is it Strawberry Fields Forever?

Anonymous said...

tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Anonymous said...

410

Anonymous said...

yawn

Anonymous said...

boo

Anonymous said...

YOBLLUDAKCAJSEKAMYALPONDNAKROWLLA

Anonymous said...

looks like like mikeynl lost again. he he is dragging down IAAP with him.
miles D.'s important-talk won't help.
it seems everybody here lost interest.
i won't be coming back and so won't the 5 aliases that i used here.

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney is dead

lets put clues on this blog to show the world

MikeNL said...

Got to play your tunes if you wanna hear the clues,
And you know it don't come easy...

You don't have to shout or leap about,
You can even play them backwards.

MikeNL said...

double mirroring.

Anonymous said...

so what's step one?

Anonymous said...

taf,

did you edit dude's pizza comments or were you the pizza dude last night.....?

Anonymous said...

sorry mikey, everyone's a little busy for your game.

we tried for a while though. it's painful to watch you twist yourself up.

Anonymous said...

mikeys twisting one up? wtg mike

MikeNL said...

what am i twisting up exactly?

Anonymous said...

WOW!

That was A LOT of reading for me!

Jeepers, CREEPERS!!!

Wife-y took me to see "Zack & Miri" last night.....
Quite sad, really. All Mr. Smith has left is a 'potty mouth'. It's supposed to be sex AND drugs!!!
"No smack, no soul!"- Brian from "Family Guy"

In other news, John CLEESE was on "Olberman" last night.
"Gee, praise from Ceasar, himself" - Bart Simpson.

And, finally, very happy to see that the MONO version of "We're Only In For The Money" will be on that Special Edition I spake about earlier!

Never thought Gail would beat The Apple gang to THAT!

good morning,
vince

Anonymous said...

someone posted a video response to
paul is dead - nothing is real 333

watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80

but i won't approve it, so it is not going to show as a response

i'll show you h8terz!!

Anonymous said...

that was a decent response, mike...YRU H8ing?

Anonymous said...

what's in your suitcase, Mike?

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

what's in your suitcase, Mike?

November 1, 2008 9:23 AM

He is going to show his beef this weekend. lol

Anonymous said...

What if the case is half full?

Anonymous said...

The beef comment came from here:

watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80

Filtering through the "Jebus" jokes from last night, Miles and ISB had a couple interesting things to say.

Anonymous said...

They made quite a mess. They need to come back when they get ove their hang-overs and clean up a little.

Anonymous said...

watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80
the tick tock video? what beef?

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

They made quite a mess. They need to come back when they get ove their hang-overs and clean up a little.

November 1, 2008 9:39 AM

There were some good points between drinks. LOL

Anonymous said...

yeah but It's a big mess, still.

They should be fined for obstruction.
(clean up time, gentlemen)

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80
the tick tock video? what beef?

November 1, 2008 9:42 AM

Mike's beef. The suitcase contents. It's an old expression.

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

yeah but It's a big mess, still.

They should be fined for obstruction.
(clean up time, gentlemen)

November 1, 2008 9:45 AM

The real blame goes to the anonymous poster. Granted, Miles appears to have had a few. Hey, it was HaLLo-Ween.

Anonymous said...

I want to know how a few anon posts got edited out rather quickly...was it taful? the pizza guy?

Anonymous said...

not that T's not allowed to go native once in a while....

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

I want to know how a few anon posts got edited out rather quickly...was it taful? the pizza guy?

November 1, 2008 9:50 AM


What was edited out?

Anonymous said...

pizza guy has a potty mouth

Anonymous said...

but it was mildly funny, just a little out of control

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

pizza guy has a potty mouth

November 1, 2008 9:56 AM


I didn't really read much of that. LOL

Anonymous said...

cus it edited out

Anonymous said...

I'll probably go to hell now, but I did chuckle at a few of his "Jebus" jokes.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I believe a lot was edited out....whatever T, it's your blog. Just glad to be here too! Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Paultherevelator's youtube channel there is a video response to Mikey's suitcase vid.

The info reads:
This is a video response to "paul is dead - nothing is real 333"

What's wrong Mike? Don't you approve?

Where's the beef?

Mike comented:
the beef is coming up this weekend, sir paul.

and then:
what do i not approve?

you can do whatever you want, really...

Is Mike a little dense? Looks to me like the point is that Mike either disabled, or has video responses set to "needs to approve". It does not show up as a video response to his. LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80

haha suitcase video finally there!!

Anonymous said...

Tick tock vid , again.

i smell bullshit said...

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80

haha suitcase video finally there!!"

Nice ending! Take that finger clown!

To reiterate what I posted last night:

GeneralDissaray2: I don't appreciate the middle finger. There's nothing friendly about that.
Come on.

MikeNl1038:
Me neither.
i don't know why anon did that. :-(

Aren't you the one who edited it? Obviously you wanted that in there as well (got to show those h8ters), or you would have suggested it be removed. If anything, by the request of the phoney.

What's the deal Mike?

Anonymous said...

Joke:

How many clowns can you get into a VW?

Seven

hi Paul!

MikeNL said...

i smell bullshit said...
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PWsW0w3p80

haha suitcase video finally there!!"

Nice ending! Take that finger clown!

To reiterate what I posted last night:

GeneralDissaray2: I don't appreciate the middle finger. There's nothing friendly about that.
Come on.

MikeNl1038:
Me neither.
i don't know why anon did that. :-(

Aren't you the one who edited it? Obviously you wanted that in there as well (got to show those h8ters), or you would have suggested it be removed. If anything, by the request of the phoney.

What's the deal Mike?

November 1, 2008 11:11 AM

the deal is, that i didn't edit his sequences... i just put it in my project.

i just uploaded what i got. nothing more, nothing less.

i smell bullshit said...

"the deal is, that i didn't edit his sequences... i just put it in my project.

i just uploaded what i got. nothing more, nothing less."

November 1, 2008 11:51 AM


HOLY SHIT! He actually answered a question, and in a comprehendible manner!

Thank you "scoop".

See, I can be nice. I didn't even call you boner boy.

i smell bullshit said...

Still, you could have edited that out. But had you, there really wouldn't have been much of a video. The finger clown was the climax of the show. And, that doesn't say a hell of a lot.

i smell bullshit said...

So, what do you think "scoop"? Contents show most likely tomorrow?

I'm expecting some "wonderful evidence". We were all fingered for this you know. I better be so shocked that my asshole puckers in such a violent manner, it sucks up my seat cushion.

Anonymous said...

who's counting the cookies?

Anonymous said...

My main man MikeNL going to hit this one so far out the park we're gonna call him BABE RUTH!

Anonymous said...

ya, your couch going to smell like sh*t from going that way inside you so violently mr. i smell bullsh*t. you need a new furniture soon. many things new revealed. minds blown. eat words h8tzers!

Anonymous said...

what are you expecting? or is that just a pointless cheer?

Anonymous said...

i am freaking starving! got any of them yoda cookies left mikey?

Anonymous said...

why does it have to be nasty, yenz?

Anonymous said...

1,000 posts by midnight tonight or the suitcase gets BERNED!

Anonymous said...

Leave my cookies ALONE.

Anonymous said...

yeah Yenz why are you so hostile?

Anonymous said...

not going to happen, ran out of Jebus jokes believe it or not...

Anonymous said...

maybe tom cruise will drop by again

Anonymous said...

466

i smell bullshit said...

"ya, your couch going to smell like sh*t from going that way inside you so violently mr. i smell bullsh*t. you need a new furniture soon. many things new revealed. minds blown. eat words h8tzers!"

If my couch gets sucked up my ass, I will have been violently shocked. The couch is in another room!

Who the hell sits on their couch while on the computer?

Anonymous said...

so who is the dude from miles blog? iamaphoney?

Anonymous said...

now that little german finger kid got quiet, whats the matter buddy? Mikey got your tongue busy o' sumptin?

Anonymous said...

bet he didnt think people would be ready to pounce so quick, everybody waiting for the soooootcase revelation to sink this titanic muth-F'er series down the drain

Anonymous said...

Did anyone get the $1,000 drunk promise last night?

Anonymous said...

I am going to start drinking early tonight, to gain momentum for the "big reveal" later on.

Anonymous said...

The reveal already happened, you just don't know it yet



*Mystic Cryptic

Anonymous said...

pizza guy here yet? his roger ebert schtick watching the big twenty best IAAP videos going on all weekend long till the big news? you have enough cheap booze for the weekend?
is the enough shrooms in the world to connect all the dots?

these are the questions

if history repeats itself, there will be NO ANSWERS

Anonymous said...

Mystic Cryptic said...

The reveal already happened, you just don't know it yet



*Mystic Cryptic

November 1, 2008 1:52 PM



ok fake iamaphoney, thank you

Anonymous said...

Mystic Cryptic said...

The reveal already happened, you just don't know it yet




more like Miles Deo

i smell bullshit said...

I think my asshole and couch are pretty safe. There are still three suitcases, so this shouldn't be too "wonderful".

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Did anyone get the $1,000 drunk promise last night?

November 1, 2008 1:50 PM


i did! bought me a new couch in case the "Big reveal" this weekend is that suprising.

Anonymous said...

I am really stuck on this suitcase Ebay game. So far I have had more luck answering my own questions
then waiting for either MikeyNL1038, IAAP, or any of those wanna be's.

So far I have conclusively proven every deep dark paranoid fantasy beatles scenario that could ever be devised. You would not believe how vast this is. How deep the rabbit hole goes.

Now, can I prove this in a court of law? No.

Did I prove it too myself?
Yes.

I am going to leave my suitcase Ebay in my backyard. Going to get wicked drunk tonight. In the midst of the heavy drinking, I am going to make a video. A video of me hiding my Ebay suitcase. Going to go the whole metrosexual shaved route too, ol skool. Running the bathwater now, going to go for a soak, shave completely, put on an old t-shirt, some tight pants, print up a CODE license plate, drink HEAVILY, drink some more, put the video up, send the video to myself.

Next step.. pass out. Wake up, watch video. Freak out. Start drinking again. Panic because the video is of my backyard. Drink some more. Vow to find that fucking suitcase if its the last thing I do, because I have to know. I want to believe. Then, after getting good and drunk, I am going to pass out again. Then wake up monday and watch that video AGAIN.

and so on and so forth, the cycle is repeated.

You see, its the journey that is the reward, not the destination.

Come play Suitcase Ebay with me. If you are man enough. If you want to make YOUR OWN answers. If you want to drink heavily and to epic amounts.

Anonymous said...

i smell bullshit said...

I think my asshole and couch are pretty safe. There are still three suitcases, so this shouldn't be too "wonderful".

November 1, 2008 1:57 PM


your ass is not safe with metroboy around. he goes that way wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

Anonymous said...

Come play Suitcase Ebay with me. If you are man enough. If you want to make YOUR OWN answers. If you want to drink heavily and to epic amounts.

November 1, 2008 2:10 PM


I am ready. How do I play?

Anonymous said...

I am ready. How do I play?

November 1, 2008 2:13 PM


G-ddamn it we have a winner! A man who is not afraid of the consequences, devil may care attitude.
Listen, you don't know this yet, because you haven't played per se, but the first step to DECIDE to play, means you have already won

and when I say won, I mean, WON big.

Suitcase Ebay is not just a game, its a LIFESTYLE.

First benefit, heavy drinking.
Thats a biggy, and most start just for that. Some stay with the game because of it. I say, good. But don't just sign up yet. There is more, so much more.

Second benefit, periodic blackouts.
This is pretty handy for many reasons. You will forget your bitch ex-wife for starters. You will forget the fact that the bank is coming to get the house this monday. You will forget where you put your car keys, so another DUI is off the table for now. Until you remember that you can start your car with a screwdriver, then its on. You will more importantly REMEMBER TO FORGET WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SUITCASE EBAY. Thats the hidden secret. Everyday is a wonder, a terrifying wonder. You cant remember what you said and to whom, you cant remember where the suitcase is. It will freak your shit.

there are more cool benefits to the suitcase ebay game. Don't forget to flip yourself off on your video, so you can cover the self loathing angle.

You will come to love this game. Iamaphoney's been playing, now he is in multi-player mode.
Waiting on the testimonials from that poof, it aught to be steller.

where was I, oh yes.. back to drinking. just got back from my AA meeting so, I get sidetracked. Happiness is a full bottle and an empty stomach, and an empty house with nothing to do.

Tonights Suitcase ebay contents...
1. Photocopy's of "The Letter" complete with selective CIA style redactions. What ever happened to THAT? See?! The Paranoia starts quick.
2. The ever popular "Pilgrims Progress" book
3. The Book of the Law, red cover of course.
4. A bottle of whiskey, in case I start to get the shakes later, should I amazingly find the suitcase, unlikely because I am a tricky fucker and will hide it well, probably in a bush in the backyard next to the garden hose. Hey, I don't need to reinvent the wheel. I've been watching the IAAP suitcase videos and THEY HAVE BEEN HIDDEN THIS WHOLE TIME!
5. Important one here. Money. I am going to bribe myself to get it. I know, I know, the suitcase is in my backyard. But once I start getting my drink on, even tho I want to solve all the worlds problems and I feel invincible and smarter then I really am, and can understand vast conceptual problems, I just don't feel like going outside unless there is money involved. Know what I mean? Of course you do, you haven't gotten a suitcase either! See? See how this works!

hang on, gotta get another drink.


BRB

Anonymous said...

"Suitcase Ebay"

I would run with that idea if I were you. Everyone should play. I can see it now.....millions of videos..... hairless drunks wearing doo rags.....filming themselves on their suitcase adventures.....it would be epic! I'm in.

Anonymous said...

Suitcase Ebay is not just a game, its a LIFESTYLE.



dude, I am ready for this game!

Anonymous said...

ok, got another drink


6. This one is important. Put your car keys AND THE SCREWDRIVER in there. Trust me, suitcase EBAY cannot be played from jail. You can't start your car without keys, and or the screwdriver. I have learned this the hard way.

f*ck.. need another drink.. BRB

i smell bullshit said...

"...Everyday is a wonder, a terrifying wonder..."

LMAO

"....Happiness is a full bottle and an empty stomach, and an empty house with nothing to do...."

LMAO....Oh shit....that's me!!

I'm in.

Anonymous said...

7. This one is CRITICAL. A deal breaker unless its there. You need an old beatles, or beatles related album.
If you DONT have it, you wont believe the suitcase is GENUINE...

oh, if you are already playing along.. this is the time when we drink. hang on.... BRB

Anonymous said...

8. You need to pick a well know familiar land mark in your backyard. Something that seems vaguely familiar so when you play your suitcase video later on you will say to yourself. "G-D damn it I KNOW THAT PLACE!" and get completely wacked out jacked up get the PANIC meds out.

Anonymous said...

8 addendum..

it helps if you live adjacent to a land mark, so you can walk there to put your suitcase EBAY. It also helps if your neighbor has a video camera and can follow several steps behind you with camera at ass level, quick cutting between your ass and the suitcase. You wont question the fact that someone else is actually holding the camera other then the metrosexual shaved you, because when you play suitcase EBAY you better be drunk as hell, it smooths out the seams of the game that is otherwise FLAWLESS

hang on, doorbell just rang... BRB

Anonymous said...

ok... back again. G-D damn neighbor's wife wont let him be the video guy tonight, so a trip to the local landmark is out of the question. Thats ok, thats ok tho. the beauty of suitcase EBAY is that it is FLEXIBLE.
I am going to use my own backyard as the drop site. again... but since heavy drinking is analogous to blackouts, I am in strong shape. You remember the benefit I mentioned earlier about blackouts? You dont?

do you see?! Its already working for YOU! You are a natural!

hang on.. phone is ringing. OMG

beeee right back

Anonymous said...

ok.. drink in hand, man with the plan
back to suitcase Ebay

it was the future ex on the phone. check was late to her again... as if I have any control over that. Work takes it out of the paycheck, I never even see it.
Well, not to worry, suitcase Ebay will take that 3 minute phone confrontation out of the memory tape. I don't even know what in the world attracted me to that witch in the first place. I mean my parrents hated her, she was pretty good in bed tho. Until we got married and the sex stopped.

hang on... phone is ringing again..

BRBack

Anonymous said...

great, now I cant even see my own kid this weekend. She said "No check, no visitation". Court will back her up too says she, its the fricken court that is messing with the check, that and the damn postoffice.

Looks like another weekend of suitcase EBAY.

ok... you need an old Beatles record, you can find them on EBAY. You really don't care if its fake either. The video grainy effect you will put on your video will add the patina you need to gain the "GENUINE" look you need. That, and mikey will go along with it if you praise his multitrack QUEEN covers and friend him on youtube.
If you can't get your hand on a real beatles album, get a paul McCartney album from the wal-mart close out bin. a cd yes I know, but SPRAY paint it black. and stand back with the camera, it will loook like a album if you force the perspective a little , and remember when you actually watch your suitcase video you are going to be EPIC drunk.

hang on ... need a refill..
a little hungry here too... hmmmmmmm...

Anonymous said...

"paul McCartney album from the wal-mart close out bin. a cd yes I know, but SPRAY paint it black."

man, when i play sootcase ebay, i get a sir paul cd and write really big on it

BILL

with a mirror right up to it.

That really freaks me out when I watch my own video later.

when the mirror goes up, no wait..

you write PAUL on it, then mirror it, it becames BILL

you will lose your mind when you see that!

Anonymous said...

good point about the PAUL to BILL mirror effect. drinking really boosts this, especially the first several times you play. then it will be deja vu which also helps. That vague "I've seen this, HOLY G-D!" feeling is awesome, and is now most of the reason I play.

Anonymous said...

494

ALMOST 1/2 way there!

Anonymous said...

I used to worry about, when the bank repo's the house, how can I play suitcase EBAY? Not too worry, I thought this out ALOT when I was sober, and damn it, when I am not drinking I am still pretty clever and a better speller too.

Suitcase EBAY is portable, and you can play it in any country apparently. I say apparently because when you play suitcase EBAY in a foriegn land, DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE THE SUITCASE. You see, they will shoot you if you do. So the game moves up a notch in other countries, but THE DRINKING REMAINS THE SAME. You need to tatoo your non drinking hand, the one holding the suitcase with the phrase
"DONT LEAVE THE SUITCASE OR YOU DIE"
on it. Better yet, handcufff that puppy to you. Don't get shot over this. That seriously cuts into your suitcase EBAY time as well as drinking. Ask Mal Evans. He let some women really f*ck his sh*t up, get all drinky, start writing a freaking BOOK detailing some sh*t about a beatle, wave a bb gun around. Going to give him a difficultly level of 7 on the book wrting part, hard to do, but most authors are(hemingway, vince, etc), but the getting shot part really messed the game up FOR YEARS..

Anonymous said...

"paul McCartney album from the wal-mart close out bin. a cd yes I know, but SPRAY paint it black."

man, when i play sootcase ebay, i get a sir paul cd and write really big on it

BILL

with a mirror right up to it.

That really freaks me out when I watch my own video later.

when the mirror goes up, no wait..

you write PAUL on it, then mirror it, it becames BILL

you will lose your mind when you see that!




-
GOOD POINT! Going to do that one on my suitcase!

Anonymous said...

Suitcase EBAY is portable, and you can play it in any country apparently. I say apparently because when you play suitcase EBAY in a foriegn land, DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE THE SUITCASE. You see, they will shoot you if you do. So the game moves up a notch in other countries, but THE DRINKING REMAINS THE SAME.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Also, in foreign suitcase EBAY
you must leave suitcases in shrubs or bushes. Its in the rules, and unless you are a Beatle, IAAP, or a steamboat captain, you must bush or shrub your suitcase. BUT DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU

Anonymous said...

You are eat the words h8ters!
You see when real suitcase is out how wrong you are mocking as you now. Big news this weekend conCERN suitcases news. Many dominoes falling and are coming to lite. Illumination makes h8ters run for cover and embarrassment for all.

Anonymous said...

"8. You need to pick a well know familiar land mark in your backyard. Something that seems vaguely familiar so when you play your suitcase video later on you will say to yourself. "G-D damn it I KNOW THAT PLACE!" and get completely wacked out jacked up get the PANIC meds out."



YOU CANT SCARE ME!!!!!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!


MY ACCOUNT IS CLOSED!!!
BUT I AM NOT SCARRED!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU CANT SCARE ME!!!!!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!


MY ACCOUNT IS CLOSED!!!
BUT I AM NOT SCARRED!!!!!!!!

November 1, 2008 3:20 PM



DOMINO ARE FALLING!

Anonymous said...

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Also, in foreign suitcase EBAY
you must leave suitcases in shrubs or bushes. Its in the rules, and unless you are a Beatle, IAAP, or a steamboat captain, you must bush or shrub your suitcase. BUT DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU

November 1, 2008 3:15 PM


thats the way john wayne would've done it

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/BeatleVinyls


wtf??

Anonymous said...

You are eat the words h8ters!
You see when real suitcase is
you are embareassments

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

I am really stuck on this suitcase Ebay game. So far I have had more luck answering my own questions
then waiting for either MikeyNL1038, IAAP, or any of those wanna be's."


mieky is going to prove you wrong mr. pizza
mr. pizzaface wrongman

Anonymous said...

no pizza tonight! thats how wrong YOU are.

saturday is sub night

Anonymous said...

mr. yelow sub man wrong!
truth hurtz! you are proven liar!
Mike is PIMP! PIMPIN tha HO!
You are HO!
BEING PIMPED

Anonymous said...

cant argue that can ya beyotch?

Anonymous said...

"ok... you need an old Beatles record, you can find them on EBAY. You really don't care if its fake either. The video grainy effect you will put on your video will add the patina you need to gain the "GENUINE" look you need. That, and mikey will go along with it if you praise his multitrack QUEEN covers and friend him on youtube."




HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"mr. pizzaface wrongman"


miles deo?

Anonymous said...

That suitcase stuff is funny! Makes me wish I drank still

Anonymous said...

"oh, if you are already playing along.. this is the time when we drink. hang on.... BRB

November 1, 2008 2:37 PM"

is it too late to join???

Anonymous said...

its 5o'clock somewhere! start now, set phasers to stun

Anonymous said...

Who the hell sits on their couch while on the computer?

November 1, 2008 1:46 PM



2 words for you Mr. Bullshit

LAPTOP
WIFI

Couches the world over, IN TROUBLE, TONIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Couches the world over, IN TROUBLE, TONIGHT!

November 1, 2008 3:55 PM


So....? Revelation tonight?

Anonymous said...

YES! What part of the word TONIGHT do you not understand?
The 2, or the NITE?

Anonymous said...

My IAAP post for the day:

I'm scared?

What's inside?

Who's here?

No need to post today IAAP I did it for you. Now get back to work and jump start that music career. How's the demo coming along?

Anonymous said...

Nice! Answers tonight! Awesome!

Anonymous said...

No need to post today IAAP I did it for you. Now get back to work and jump start that music career. How's the demo coming along?

November 1, 2008 3:56 PM


That producer you mentioned, AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

One suitcase will divide to two. It was written so.

Anonymous said...

That which is left, even if most obvious, is likely the correct answer.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, you have....... suitcase EBAY

just in time for XXXmas

Anonymous said...

nonymous said...

That suitcase stuff is funny! Makes me wish I drank still

November 1, 2008 3:42 PM


It's never too late to start! Come on! You know you want too! Friend of Bill W or not, you need to drink SOMETHING... water, pepsi, whatever. No one needs to know. I won't tell on you if you fall off the volkswagon just this one night, the night OF SUPER MASSIVE DISCLOSURE! A drink would make it SUPER MASSIVE GOOD!

Anonymous said...

I can't I have to work

Anonymous said...

Dr. Tafultong I presume

Anonymous said...

suitcase on he bray. Suitcase on location.

Anonymous said...

why do you say that?????

Anonymous said...

Taf is KNOWN for working on saturdays and late at night.

Anonymous said...

That frightens him when you know things like that

Anonymous said...

Maybe they really don't have the suitcase. Hence the DEEEEELAAAAAAAY!

Anonymous said...

They don't have it, it is still on location. Move along, nothing to see here.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Nice! Answers tonight! Awesome!

November 1, 2008 3:56 PM



where you get that idea?

Anonymous said...

Mikey said, promised it would happen this weekend!

Anonymous said...

"DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU"

what do you mean?

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038
Joined: November 20, 2006
Last Sign In: 56 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 11,778
Subscribers: 145
Channel Views: 10,462
--
suitcase contents this weekend.
--
Mr. Pilgrim

Anonymous said...

"DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU"

what do you mean?

November 1, 2008 4:11 PM


try leaving a package around in a public place... they don't like that..
just pretend you left it.

Anonymous said...

does the suitcase have anything to do with the cookies?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

does the suitcase have anything to do with the cookies?

November 1, 2008 4:13 PM

It does when you are hungry as I am!
Anyone got any Yoda cookies left, I am STARVING?

Anonymous said...

"DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU"

what do you mean?

November 1, 2008 4:11 PM
Anonymous TAKE THAT H8TERZ said...

MikeyNL1038
Joined: November 20, 2006
Last Sign In: 56 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 11,778
Subscribers: 145
Channel Views: 10,462
--
suitcase contents this weekend.
--
Mr. Pilgrim

November 1, 2008 4:12 PM



Mike said this "weekend" not 2 nite!
It could be anytime up until monday morning for all you know!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That frightens him when you know things like that

November 1, 2008 4:06 PM


People only know what you tell them. He says these things. Taf, don't narc yourself out dude, we won't know. Hell, he even disclosed what LOTION he uses. Thats a bit personal.
Now when someone repeats what he said, he is going to be all freaked out?

Anonymous said...

People only know what you tell them. He says these things. Taf, don't narc yourself out dude, we won't know. Hell, he even disclosed what LOTION he uses. Thats a bit personal.
Now when someone repeats what he said, he is going to be all freaked out?

November 1, 2008 4:17 PM



Taf must be playing the suitcase ebay game.

Anonymous said...

Drunk Yoda sends a message:

DONT ACTUALLY LEAVE IT, OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvqGEhRssw

Anonymous said...

That producer you mentioned, AWESOME!

November 1, 2008 3:58 PM


Don't mention it!



Really!




Don't!

Anonymous said...

I missed Drunk Yoda

He talks SOBER when he is drunk!

Anonymous said...

Yoda should stay drunk, he would be more understandable

Anonymous said...

Drunk yoda feels more attractive and alive when drinking, just...like....me...

Anonymous said...

Drunk yoda feels more attractive and alive when drinking, just...like....me...

November 1, 2008 4:22 PM


that why you shave?

Anonymous said...

that why you shave?

November 1, 2008 4:23 PM



Exactly!

Anonymous said...

Picnic suitcase:

a la Martha Stewert

Yoda Cookies

Miller Lite

Lead Salad

Lentil Soup

Poe Crow Flambe

Tea

Anonymous said...

me too... me.... two

Anonymous said...

Lead Salad

Leads to Mal Evans disease.

Anonymous said...

pencil pusher yoda lead

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

pencil pusher yoda lead

November 1, 2008 4:28 PM

the pencil is mightier then the cookie

Anonymous said...

yoda cookie counter sucks

Anonymous said...

But not a YODA cookie.

Anonymous said...

plug 5 we need anagrams man!
Give us the ANAGRAMS!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Lead Salad

Leads to Mal Evans disease.

November 1, 2008 4:26 PM


What do you mean?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Lead Salad

Leads to Mal Evans disease.

November 1, 2008 4:26 PM


What do you mean?

November 1, 2008 4:30 PM


why do you think Iamaphoney won't release the video himself?

Anonymous said...

Yoda is Patient, yoda is IS. bakes cookie not today.....

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

me too... me.... two

November 1, 2008 4:25 PM


me three

Anonymous said...

me four

Anonymous said...

me five...

plug five that is...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Yoda is Patient, yoda is IS. bakes cookie not today.....

November 1, 2008 4:31 PM


I KNEW IT!
Mikey! Damn U! NO suitcase info today huh? Figures!

Anonymous said...

Well Jack Endino produced Pupil Boghandle as well as Nirvana.

Anonymous said...

PaulPhoney (2 days ago)
the berlin suitcase is apparently found.
The objects will be shown now



When is NOW? Now now? or later now?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Well Jack Endino produced Pupil Boghandle as well as Nirvana.

November 1, 2008 4:33 PM


yeah? and look what happened to Kurt Cobain!? HES DEAD!!

OMG!!! MY BRAIN! TIN FOIL
NEED TINFOIL!

Anonymous said...

anonynous said: Picnic suitcase:

a la Martha Stewert

Yoda Cookies

Miller Lite

Lead Salad

Lentil Soup

Poe Crow Flambe

Tea


Miller Lite? Fuck that shit!! Give me a 12 O' Guinness...Ginneess... giNusSS....ji...nNnnN...y.u.ss.... JEBUS!

Anonymous said...

Yoda says: seek other suitcase

Anonymous said...

imagine

Anonymous said...

Martin Lind was in Pupil Boghandle. Martin Lind now calls himself Former and makes electronic music. The first Former video on YouTube was loaded with comments from all of IAAP's YouTube identities raving about how great the video was. He also has something to do with the Sexolution video which also uses a Beatles track.

Anonymous said...

It tis 12:42 AM in Wind Mill Land. Couch safe for tonight!

Anonymous said...

got it covered yoda. my backyard is pepperland of suitcases since i started suitcase ebay. now i don't need mikeynl1038 OR iamaphoney!

Anonymous said...

Game out of their hands. They know that.

Anonymous said...

"Martin Lind was in Pupil Boghandle. Martin Lind now calls himself Former and makes electronic music. The first Former video on YouTube was loaded with comments from all of IAAP's YouTube identities raving about how great the video was. He also has something to do with the Sexolution video which also uses a Beatles track."


and he is from wind mill country too.

Anonymous said...

Sexolution video which also uses a Beatles track.

November 1, 2008 4:42 PM


you have the power, the power of SEX?


That former?

the skinny dude from the IAAP look nothing like the former guy, unless all that commercial money paid for mega liposuction.

Anonymous said...

Wind Mill is a good beer, Mr Southerland. Heiniken wanna be.

Anonymous said...

It tis 12:42 AM in Wind Mill Land. Couch safe for tonight!

November 1, 2008 4:43 PM


things start rocking at 3am, there're really active then

Anonymous said...

I'm totally not staying up that late.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I'm totally not staying up that late.

November 1, 2008 4:48 PM




me either. tried it last night, and it was a bust....

Anonymous said...

church early in the am fellas
pastor said its a sin to stay up late and miss sunday service.

Gosh, golly.

Anonymous said...

missing church is the least of my worries man, drinking and loose women, there is a better use of a mans time. well. that and suitcase ebay

Anonymous said...

"me too... me.... two"


jump

Anonymous said...

what's the fixation on a thousand posts?


jack flash yoda commands an answer

Anonymous said...

No the skinny guy in the videos is a friend. He's the second guy they used. The first guy had dark hair. The second guy appeals more to the target gay demographic.

Anonymous said...

"Martin Lind was in Pupil Boghandle. Martin Lind now calls himself Former and makes electronic music. The first Former video on YouTube was loaded with comments from all of IAAP's YouTube identities raving about how great the video was. He also has something to do with the Sexolution video which also uses a Beatles track"

This guy has no talent at all.He is no way iamaphoney,

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

No the skinny guy in the videos is a friend. He's the second guy they used. The first guy had dark hair. The second guy appeals more to the target gay demographic.

November 1, 2008 4:57 PM


so who is holding the camera? Lind?

Anonymous said...

jack flash yoda commands an answer

November 1, 2008 4:53 PM


when jumping jack yoda says jump, i say "how HIGH"

Anonymous said...

1000 posts hasnt been done.. 589 so far. Iamaphoney blog personal best.

Anonymous said...

jack flash yoda sat on a candle stick

how high? eight miles.

Anonymous said...

Taf deserves it, 1000 will look good for him. and despite what some say, it actually is not clutter. its electronic and TAKES UP NO SPACE AT ALL

they are post h9tzers!
accept the 1000 post night
its good for America
its good for the World.

Anonymous said...

one one side there is good, on the other side, evil.


candle? matches.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

jack flash yoda sat on a candle stick

how high? eight miles.

November 1, 2008 5:01 PM




high enough to eat my lucky stars

Anonymous said...

in a perfect world, stars are yoda

Anonymous said...

yoda cookie stars

most excellent!

Anonymous said...

"Taf deserves it, 1000 will look good for him. and despite what some say, it actually is not clutter. its electronic and TAKES UP NO SPACE AT ALL"


taf doesn't need your help, and it does take space. brain space. its annoying.

Anonymous said...

then stop posting! LOL

Anonymous said...

special yoda cookie cutter needed*

*some assembly required

Anonymous said...

598... 602 left

Anonymous said...

never happen. Mike is a joke. no revelation

Anonymous said...

Yenz said "This guy has no talent at all.He is no way iamaphoney"

That's funny. Iamaphoney seems to think the exact opposite. Maybe you should give them both the finger to let them know how you feel.

Anonymous said...

So revelate, suitcate seeker. Suitcase good.

Anonymous said...

nice roll over, roll uppers.

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