Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Percy Thrillington, Magritte & me

An excellent article appeared in the Guardian UK over the weekend. "Percy Thrillington, Magritte & me" by Michael Odell explored Paul McCartney's avant garde side. We all love it when Paul compares himself to that Paul McCartney guy:

Sometimes I am Sir Paul McCartney who got the Mega Lifetime Icon Award from Bono at the MTV Awards and was knighted by Her Maj," says the man with appealing crinkled eyes. "And I like that role. But I am also James Paul McCartney a school kid from Liverpool who got sort of ... elevated. Sometimes I have to let go of Sir Paul just to achieve creative freedom. That's when I become The Fireman."

But this article was sprinkled with delicious details, such as the decor of his Soho office that includes a two-foot Mutant Ninja Turtle made of plastic. [Some might call that a mock turtle.] There is a painting on the wall by McCartney friend and inspiration Willem de Kooning pictured below. [Find more at maccafan.net.]



The article also contained the obligatory Sgt. Pepper reference. Now remember, Ringo said he learned to play CHESS while recording Pepper, George said, "For me it was a bit boring," and John said he couldn't remember anything other than "A Day in the Life." But, Paul to this day continues to worship that album, as he tells O'Dell, "Youth and I approached The Fireman in the same way that John and I did Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

In one of the most interesting parts of the article, Paul explains the evolution of the Percy Thrillington character:

We took personal ads in Private Eye and the Evening Standard saying, "Percy Thrillington seeks the love of his life." People eventually began to ask, "Who is this Percy Thrillington who keeps taking out small ads?" And then on holiday in Ireland with Linda we decided to find an actual Percy. We found a lad working in a farmer's field. We went up to him and asked, "Would you mind doing a photo shoot?" And so for a modelling fee we persuaded him to put on a dinner jacket and Linda took some pictures. And this Irish farmhand became Percy Thrillington.

I don't know where that picture is, but you can listen to Thrillington at WFMU.

In a very unusual moment of introspection and humility, Paul says:

The common perception of me is that I did some good work in the Beatles, I may be doing some good work now, but there was a very bad patch full of rubbish in the middle. When I look back I think maybe I didn't work quite hard enough on that track as I could have. There is a period which maybe isn't as good as the other stuff.


I guess that explains why Wings fans feel short-changed at his concerts.

He also tells how he became "The Fireman." In addition to honoring his dad, who was a Fireman in World War II, he reminisced about chopping down trees to clear a path for Linda's Horseback Riding and then using the wood to make his own fires.

But the biggest revelation in the whole article comes at the end when Paul pulls out a present that Linda had given him on one of his many birthdays. It was a pair of paint spattered glasses that once belonged to surrealist painter Rene Magritte. Fans of the Beatles will remember that it was Magritte who invented the apple. Well, it was actually the devil who invented the apple according to John Milton. But Magritte's apple probably influenced Paul when he was thinking of a name and logo for the Beatles new company. [For a mind-blowing interpretation of the Apple logo and its relationship to another member of the fab four, see the "Apple Starr" thread at "Nothing is Real."]

Magritte's "Son of Man" painting can be seen in many YouTube videos.



Paul McCartney is as big of a fan of Magritte as I am of Paul McCartney. He owns many Magritte paintings. He expresses his view of the artist in the closing paragraph of the article:

What I love about Magritte is he turned the world upside down and inside out in terms of meaning and significance. Science and philosophy and religion are starting to converge on this idea that, whatever hat you put on, you are still you. Dickens writes Little Dorrit but he still comes through in her character. Burroughs and Ginsberg show through in their writing. Magritte's specs are a reminder: the world is a jungle of crazy interpretations.

"The world is a jungle of crazy interpretations." Have truer words ever been said?

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Anonymous said...

here i am

Anonymous said...

"I will Love her with all my heart! My family wishes a speedy marriage as I have just turned in your years 36. They do not to allow many children in my country, as to the family we need we must make it within the united states. And soon! My mother says not to wait as to "我想你的精子"

Which means my 我想你的精子 is getting old and unable to swim the fastness to make of the babies soon after the age of mine."




Balderdash! Sir Paul is almost twice your age, and his 我想你的精子 swim just fine. You must be way to sickly for my Faulcon. MY FAULCON!

Back Off Boogaloo!!

Anonymous said...

THAT'S RACIST!

Anonymous said...

Poor Paul. Mocked and maligned throughout his solo career. And, to top it off, 37 youth obsessed romantics think you're an impostor.

Oh, well. At least you got out of having to get a job.

Anonymous said...

"...37 youth obsessed romantics think you're an impostor."


37? Be realistic.

Anonymous said...

Dude! The correct nomenclature in not chinamen. Also, they are only paid 25cents A DAY over there, so yeah, I bet there is some malnutrition!

He may be ugly, in his own words, and he may also be malnurished....
But he is well liked in his country and is very nice! He was raised to open the doors and moving of the seat upon ladies sitting!

GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

LET HIS 我想你的精子 swim and make many children!!!!!!!

They KILL babies over there in China!

Anonymous said...

This is was not to be a joke. I am serious in my vacation to the United States. I spent over a months wages for the book of the Federalist Papers by Missers John Jay. I know that Paul is Dead. Is this not the place to discuss topics of nature within this blog? Is there not dating within here as well? Do not men and women meet in this country over similar interests?

Anonymous said...

Oh man if you're here to get laid you must be SunKing who's famous for pulling that stuff.

Anonymous said...

DID IT WORK???

Anonymous said...

Got laid like a mother F'er!

Anonymous said...

Then my vacationing to the united States for wive would lead to marriage?

Anonymous said...

Anything your heart desires mate, American girls are randy! If you are Australian! Tell them that and they practically drop their knickers!

Watch crocodile Dundee to get the vocal inflections. Say "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" and "thats not a knife"

You'll get a wive.

Anonymous said...

Ok. Enough with the locker room talk "gentlemen". Can we get back to the subject at hand?

"Percy Thrillington, Magritte & me"????

Anonymous said...

Wouldnt it be great if people found love here? And got wive?

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to that "Revelation" video? I'm assuming it was a little hoax perpetrated on us.

I like the locker room talk and the clowning around. All you guys should write for Jimmy Kimmel!

Anonymous said...

Got wive?

Anonymous said...

Why did Iamaphoney so quickly remove that video today?

Anonymous said...

Rumor is that editing mistake showed a little too much face , a la "Superstone"

So far no one has come forward with a saved version, and MikeNL has been strangely silent.

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Video being re-uploaded

Anonymous said...

It was about Twin Pepper, and real clues this time, not just fast editing and the same old click and paste shots.

Anonymous said...

Are the questions going to be answered finally?

Anonymous said...

Yes, MikeNL has been absent these last several days because he is putting the finishing touches on the INTERVIEW VIDEO!

Anonymous said...

You will notice on the IAAP page now that the "clock" is back up.

Anonymous said...

Clock?????

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Anonymous said...

Yes, MikeNL has been absent these last several days because he is putting the finishing touches on the INTERVIEW VIDEO!

December 3, 2008 6:16 PM

LOL! Mikey, the patron saint of lost causes.

Anonymous said...

Todays video was preview of the biggy to come on the 11th of Dec. Iamaphoney took a page out of YKMN's book, now there are previews....

Watch closely as the video up tonight, IF THERE IS ONE,
will quickly be taken down again.. just you watch.

Anonymous said...

"It was about Twin Pepper, and real clues this time, not just fast editing and the same old click and paste shots.

December 3, 2008 6:15 PM"


It better be. All this talk of "Cakes" and respecting artists is fine, but I am DONE with this series if its the same crap again. Lets hear some answers this time!

Anonymous said...

Did you see this video? I don't think there was one. But Iamaphoney sure has been signing on to his YT account a lot today, REALLY!

Anonymous said...

yeah, he has, REALLY!

Anonymous said...

is the chinaman still here?

Anonymous said...

Dude, the correct nomenclature is not chinaman!

Anonymous said...

Is there really going to be an interview?

Anonymous said...

YES! MikeNL said so!

Anonymous said...

Well, I be f*cked if what that little dutchboy hasn't said hasn't come true!

Anonymous said...

Dude, dutchboy is not the correct nomenclature!

Anonymous said...

THATS RACIST!

Anonymous said...

Just what the world needs..ANOTHER goddamn video from Iamaphoney.

Anonymous said...

can mikey be a dutchman? there would be vigorous debate about that..

Anonymous said...

My name is Akkemay, I was Mikey's girlfriend. He is a man in the truest sense of the word. He is kind, and compassionate, a good listener and dancer, and he was raised to open the door and move the seat when a lady sits. He is a gem. The ONLY reason I broke up with him was because he seemed to care about the Iamaphoney then me. That and the homoerotic cameraphone shots he mistakenly sent me. So let's put this rumor to rest that he is a "dutchboy". He is a "DUTCHMAN!" And when he dances, he is a FLYING DUTCHMAN!

Anonymous said...

Akkemay said...

My name is Akkemay, I was Mikey's girlfriend. He is a man in the truest sense of the word. He is kind, and compassionate, a good listener and dancer, and he was raised to open the door and move the seat when a lady sits.





Wow! Sounds like "我想你的精子" and Mikey were raised the same way! To open the doors and move the seats for the ladies!

China and Netherlands, smother mothers make more wounded man children to believe in crazy conspiracy theories!

Anonymous said...

"My name is Akkemay, I was Mikey's girlfriend. He is a man in the truest sense of the word. He is kind, and compassionate, a good listener and dancer, and he was raised to open the door and move the seat when a lady sits. He is a gem. The ONLY reason I broke up with him was because he seemed to care about the Iamaphoney then me. That and the homoerotic cameraphone shots he mistakenly sent me. So let's put this rumor to rest that he is a "dutchboy". He is a "DUTCHMAN!" And when he dances, he is a FLYING DUTCHMAN!"

December 3, 2008 6:33 PM

LMAO

(Taf, is LMAO allowed ? Should I remove the A, so it reads LM*O ?)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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December 3, 2008 6:41 PM"


actually I can tell you meant the word ass in there. so the future won't be too punitive!

Anonymous said...

Got to keep some ass in there to keep the metroboys interested!

Anonymous said...

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LOL. All respect to Taf though. He's created a venue for the funniest guys on the web. I can't wait to check in here every day and laugh my *ss off.

Anonymous said...

I am also pleased to report that Mikey has a thick robust carpet of hair on his chest and other man appropriate areas of his manly body. So he in NO WAY is a metrosexual or a "Dutchboy" as you call him. He is a man in every since of the word. I would be proud as a Dutch women to carry his children. If he would move out of his parents house. Get a good paying job. Stop all this Iamaphoney fixations. And explain to me why he sent nude photographs via his camera phone to me late one night a few weeks ago. When confronted he just went silent. Which I am told he also does here, when confronted, on sensitive subjects. Repeatedly.

But. He is a man. You can believe that!

Anonymous said...

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December 3, 2008 6:41 PM"



If "I Smell Bullsh*t" ever comes back (where'd he go anyway?), all his posts will look like that.

Anonymous said...

"I am also pleased to report that Mikey has a thick robust carpet of hair on his chest and other man appropriate areas of his manly body.


ROTFLM*O


I love it! Too funny!!

Anonymous said...

THAT"S MYSOGINIST!

there's a few chicks here too. But not the type you'll ever know. Especially not that China-man-boy.

Anonymous said...

Akkemay said...
I am also pleased to report that Mikey has a thick robust carpet of hair on his chest and other man appropriate areas of his manly body. So he in NO WAY is a metrosexual or a "Dutchboy" as you call him. He is a man in every since of the word. I would be proud as a Dutch women to carry his children. If he would move out of his parents house. Get a good paying job. Stop all this Iamaphoney fixations. And explain to me why he sent nude photographs via his camera phone to me late one night a few weeks ago. When confronted he just went silent. Which I am told he also does here, when confronted, on sensitive subjects. Repeatedly.


With the excption of the chest hair (that would make him look...YUK...old!) I think you've just described Faulconsnowjob's perfect manboy.

Anonymous said...

Hello to the Akkemay!

I am to the name of 我想你的精子. Which in english is "Chom Duc Pham". I am looking to vacation in the United States. I understand that you have now broken off engaugements with your beloved MikeNL, a man of great respect here on this forum to be sure!

As I have been saying, I am in fact in the looking for a single wive and have seen your pictures and found you most lovely women. I too was raised by mother to opening of the doors and the moving of the seats when to a lady is to sit. This we have in common for MikeNL. I too also in the believing that Paul is Dead. This too I have in common with your beloved MikeNL. I do not fixate on the Iamaphoney. To be sure he is an artist and a high talent of the world, and a man of great thinness for a westerner. He is as I said a baker making the cakes of Paul is dead which may not be ready to eat but are interesting. This said I do not much frequently think of him and am more thinking of to the ways of being a husband and father. Please be to understand I am not an attractive man, but am well liked and respected in my country. For to know that I am a good wage earn and have saved to read the books of freedom from the west. Please to note, that my mother and family are also hard workers. We have large illegal family here in China. I was raised to have big family, and wish to start at the soonerest possibly time with you after brief courtship. I have amassed a dowery that would be to the beneficial to our new family. I am known to be a man of knowledge and a learner of many practical skills. I am also very thin. Which may remind you of MikeNL. My hair cut is known as beatle Mop top, my mothers put our wok on my head and cut around just like the Beatles. The oil wok is good for hair complextion well too! As you can to be sure to imagine!

I ask for your courtship leading to the marriage at your nearest possible. You see, am 36 going 37 in your years. My 我想你的精子 is older, but still viable as attest by our factory doctor who we bribed for the test. Very few of my 我想你的精子 are non motive. Very few have two heads. Even fewer have three heads and a tail. Most swim. Because of a sever rationing I am not at ideal weight, but if you could to please send some of your famous Dutch chocolate I would be sure to thrive and make more to the heathly 我想你的精子.

Let me say again lovely Akkemay, former girlfriend of the great MikeNL, I am in need of wive. You are now single. I am thin, and hairless as approprate to my race. I am known in my country as a man of knowledge and handy at several important skills. I am knowing of the opening of the doors and the moving of the seats when a lady sits JUST LIKE MIKENL!

I like MikeNL believe Paul to be dead, but have no unhealthy preoccupation with the Iamaphoney. He is a baker of the cakes, but not a baker of my mind.

Since Iam also know as ugly in my country, you can be rested assured that no females will wish to mate with me. I will not divorce as that is not my custom. My mother will help to raise our many fine children. They will be beautiful because of you and I will Love you with all my heart. Please accept this invitation of marriage and know that my mother has been told all about you the lovely and beautiful
Akkemay whos name in my country means "spring flower heavy with nector wanting a honeybee to land."

I will be yours forever and ever and will Love you until the end of my days.

Sincerely,

我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

A wok hair cut? me too!


destiny awaits us, my love.

Anonymous said...

^ ^
CLASSIC!

Anonymous said...

We haven't heard from the Iamaphoney is Jesus guy tonight. :(

Anonymous said...

well, he kinds is. He's the chinese five spice of PID!

Anonymous said...

Please to note Mommybird and faulconsnowjob that if the lovely and hurt Akkemay does not accepting of my love wooing that I will to be in the United States at soon as I can bribe the many officials. Note that as I said I am very ugly. My sister stole a cameraphone from the factory where she works and a picture of me now exists. Please to be saying that I am not to be found in the word adultary. There is to be no females looking to steal me away from the you. So you will be in the safe knowing when you go to work that I will not be making the love to your many friends of females and sisters and mothers.

I also have question as to the nature of your homes. Are they in fact possessing basements? My large illegal family is looking for a permanent home, and the drainage of the western basement is ideal for the flooding of the rice paddy. We may to be self sufficient and not a burden on your western checkbook. Most exist on a handful of rice, so you need not stop buying of the useless plastic trinkets that my countrymen make for your pleasure consumption.

Please to know that our family will start from the moment we meet, as you are sure to be the great love of my life, faulconandsnowjob, mommybird or fairest Akkemay.

Please choose soon! Our children cannot wait!!!!

Sincerely,


我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

我想你的精子 said: "To be sure he is an artist and a high talent of the world, and a man of great thinness for a westerner."


Hey, why stereotype all Westerners as fat? I find that quite offensive! **** you, you silly *****-**** ****** ******! That is the ******* thing I have ever read! Plain ********!

Anonymous said...

"This too I have in common with your beloved MikeNL. I do not fixate on the Iamaphoney. To be sure he is an artist and a high talent of the world, and a man of great thinness for a westerner."


"a man of great thinness for a westerner"
I cant stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

I love the fact that he keeps making point of telling them how ugly he is. LOL

"Please choose soon! Our children cannot wait!!!!"

^ ^
BEST LINE TODAY

Anonymous said...

HEY 我想你的精子, I ALREADY TOLD YOU ONCE< FAULCON IS MINE! BACK OFF BOOGALOO!

Now look what you did! A ribbon of shame to you for making me yell.

Anonymous said...

What's with people smoking cigarretes after sex/experiencing an orgasm? I never understood that...

Anonymous said...

where's the stupid video? cannes?

Anonymous said...

My dearest faulconandsnowjob, mommybird or fairest Akkemay,

I was told by a wise and knowledgible man here to say these western phrases he has found to be the useful in the proposition of the making of love. He is from Australia.
He spoke of the great and powerful Crockadile Dundee.

He told me to tell you to say to you

"Throw another shrimp on the barbie"

"That's not a knife, THIS IS A KNIFE"


And you would be sure to drop your knickers and I will be to having you as wive!

So there I said the necessary phrases for the western lovemaking!

Please be to note that I am ready NOW. Not as the men of the west whom do not to be the marriage and fatherhood. My 我想你的精子 cannot wait, now especially as I am to having been seeing your lovely pictures. The Doctor at my factory whom bribes were given said to obstain from the self pleasure. After seeing your lovely pictures that will be a accomplishment. But I see my children in your eyes the lovely faulconandsnowjob, mommybird or fairest Akkemay. Please be to note also that I speak many languages as well. I also am a lover of long walks on the beach, and flowers, and shopping with you. I am good listener, and will love to talk after we make the babies. Please also be to note that I will always to Love one of you forever until the end of the world and time, as well as our numerous children. Please also know that our time here has been the greatest time I have known in my 36, 37 years and that my mother has already told all our relatives about you that live will also live with us in your great big american and or dutch home. They are all to love you and speak highly of you, which ever first contacts me. It is distressing to say the least that you have not acknowledged my request for immediate courtship. But my name also means patience and I am well known for that as well in my country.

They call me # 笑话大全(分类导读页)
# 短信大全(分类导航页)
which means literally "that patient ugly man with buck teeth and no wive."

So you see, we were meant to be together My dearest faulconandsnowjob, mommybird or fairest Akkemay. Please to choose, one of you, SOON!

I cannot wait till our children are more then just a dream!

Sincerely,

我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

MikeNL you better get your girlfriend back and soon mate! That Chinamen is ready to sweep her off her feet mate! You know from the incredible population boom over there that those people know how to make children!

Anonymous said...

Please to disreguard gentlemen Akkemay concerning MikeNL. He is to not knowing your heart as I do. I am to knowing that you desire many children. I am that man who desires to make them with you with no hesitation. I do not focus the time of my bulk upon length iamaphoney studies. I devote only 1 hour a week to these studies. I mostly am to the learning of fatherhood and practical skills. Please to notice that MikeNL has not said anything here. He has no true feelings for you as I. He has room only for the Iamaphoney. My sister is to be prompting me to say that she can attest I have had no known homosexuals feelings and or never an experience known in our village. I am not in posession of a camera phone and will not be sending nudity of pictures to random gentleman as you say that MikeNL has. Please also to note that I wish to marry immediately. And sooner if possible. My sister also wants to say something that she has read in her factory job making "Sex in the City" DVD's that I am well hung for an Asian gentlemen. She said this was factored highly in an episode of that great american television entertainment. I have no knowlege what this in fact means but am to notice that all the women folk of my family are now extending their thumb and pointerfinger 2 to 3 of your western inches and laughing in a most agreeable manner.

Please respond soon!!

Sincerely

我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

Damn it girls! CHOOSE!

Anonymous said...

Did he also mention faulconandsnowjob that it is well known in his country that there are lizard shapeshifters? THAT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING!

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry 我想你的精子, I am engaged to that biker dude! The one who is bringing the whole team to the wedding night...

Besides, you aren't biker enough for me anyways...

Anonymous said...

You missed it our Chinese friend. Only a few weeks ago both Faulconsnowjob and Aja were threatening to debate PID in little yellow bikinis and high heels. I'm sure they would have competed for your love too. Perhaps we can arrange a rematch in you honor.

Anonymous said...

Please to note miss faulconandsnowjob that I am avid in the biking as the picture on my blue link will attest. The child is my younger sister, so that you can see that I am capable in the raising of children. I have many brothers as well, and if you desire should that they attend our wedding, that will be a wish made real. I also play the american passtime of the baseball, and while costly, could bring the whole team over as well. So there is nothing that your biker man can give you that I can't. Only as you know american men do not wish courtship, or the slow wooing of the love making, or children. They want fast cars, fast food, and fast women. No of the marriage. Please to note that I live on very slow food, have no vehicle and only a bike. I am a practical man, and ugly. So to please note that your Sex in the City friends shall not desire me in the love making way and your children will stay safe within my testicles until you choose to make them.

Please choose soon!

Your biker man is just using you!


Sincerely,

我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

"So to please note that your Sex in the City friends shall not desire me in the love making way and your children will stay safe within my testicles until you choose to make them."


PLEASE STOP! NO MORE! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

LET HIS 我想你的精子 swim and make many children!!!!!!!

They KILL babies over there in China!

Anonymous said...

hey 我想你的精子! there is also this chick named aja! she is single too!

Anonymous said...

I am in serious doubt as to if any of you yellow men have ever even had a wive or girlfriend. Really.

Anonymous said...

Aja got bored and left a few months ago just as she was getting flirty.

Madonna you ball buster! Look at what you've become! You look so old. You must have been REPLACED!

Anonymous said...

Oh my dearest fair Aja,

much has been said of you in glowing the terms! My family has a great love for you and the knowing of your desire to make many babies!

My name is 我想你的精子, which in your langauge means "Chom Duc Pham". I am a great admirier of your beauty and comments here on this the iamaphoney blog.

Please to note that my sister says that I have never once been known in my village to be boring. This has been a much read and commented problem here you have said. I have read with a great interest the many times you have come here to tell everyone of your bordom. This is because you have not had the many children placed deep within your loins. I will be pleased to tell you that the many children I will place in you will keep you occupied and never bored again! Please to also note that I am speaking of doing these things as soon as possible and sooner if possible. I am in greatest interest in your hand in marriage today if you can possibly arrange it. I have secured passage within a containership at great expense to the great and free united states. The container I am traveling in will hold a great many of the sex toys known as marital aids here in my country that we provide by the MILLIONS to your country. Please to note that you will have no need with me in that. While I may not compete with the size of these sex toys please to note that billions of my country people need no such aids in the making of a great many children. In fact they are mostly outlawed in the outer provinces because of the lust they generate to make more of the children. In my country an man and a women are allowed only 1 child. I need to have a great many more with you. We will go until you are phyically unable to reproduce or you die. Which ever comes first. Please to note that your great and beautiful children will revere and worship you until the end of time should you in fact move on to our great ancestors.

Oh Lovely Aja! You will never be bored again with all of our children! And all of our children will stay within you as I will never divorce you and am ugly as to your sex in the city girlfriends will find me horrid to look at and of no sex appeal whatsoever! I am the perfect man to you.

So I will leave on the sex toy container ship bound for your great and free and prosperous country on your word of marriage. The rest of my family will come over in waves the next year, Do you lovely Aja possess a basement? We will be to needing it to flood the rice paddy for natural sustance of our great and growing family!

Please be to respond soon! Same to faulconandsnowjob and the lovely Mommybird and the fairest Akkemay!


With all my undying love,

我想你的精子

Anonymous said...

"So I will leave on the sex toy container ship bound for your great and free and prosperous country on your word of marriage."


LOL

Anonymous said...

Better jump on this guy girls before he gets away!

Anonymous said...

Hell Madonna is single now!

Anonymous said...

"Please to also note that I am speaking of doing these things as soon as possible and sooner if possible."

^ ^

****ING HILARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

So....there is a sweat shop in China where they mass produce sex toys? I bet they are all tested by Inspector Number 9 too!

Anonymous said...

"So glad I met you tonight."

"Me too. Do you sleep on the left side?"

"Either side is fine."

"Oh, I've just got to get on the internet for a minute."

"Checking your email?"

"Something like that."

"Don't tell me you're gonna watch porn." (chuckles)

"Ha ha. You'll think I'm crazy."

"No I won't. Just tell me."

"Well, every day, for about 3 or 8 hours, I log onto this Paul is Dead site. I'm a member."

"Paul is dead like Paul McCartney from the Beatles?"

"Yeah. You wouldn't believe what's going on. It's pretty wild."

"3 or 8 hours a day? Is this like a joke thing?"

"It's more serious than you know."
Paul is. . . a replacement. A reptilian shapeshifter. Did you notice Brad Pitt looks different now that he's older, too? Same thing."

"Okay. Well you go do your thing, and I'm just going to jump out the window if that's cool."

Anonymous said...

Reading Faulconsnowjob's musings...funny.

Reading the comments on here about Faulconsnowjob...PRICELESS!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the cross-link tafultong. There has been a bump in traffic at NIR over the past couple of days because of it.

-j

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