Paul McCartney is one of the supporters of Record Store Day, an event on April 18, 2009 in support of Independently Owned Record Stores.
Quoted in the University Star of Texas State University, McCartney said: “There’s nothing as glamorous to me as a record store,” McCartney said. “When I recently played Amoeba in Los Angeles, I realized what fantastic memories such a collection of music brings back when you see it all in one place. This is why I’m more than happy to support Record Store Day and I hope that these kinds of stores will be there for us all for many years to come.”
But the most compelling thing about this was the article in the Charleston City Paper that said that "Paul McCartney will release six (only six!) acetates of one song at a secret location."
If you have any secret locations in your area, it is time to visit them.
If this is true, I think this would be the third rarest McCartney record of all time after the song called "Linda," (one copy) which he gave to his late wife as a gift and "Paul's 1965 Christmas Album" (four copies).
I could not find any mention of Paul McCartney on the Official Record Store Day web site. There was also no information about this on Paul's Official Web Site.
So what is the "one song?" Something tells me it will not be the song "Shoes."
If you catch any details, please drop me a comment or an email. Big thanks to the commenter who shared the link about this.
The Hollywood Star ceremony for George Harrison featured a surprising cast of stars. In addition to Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty, Eric Idle, Gary Wright, David Foster and several other luminaries, this guy showed up:
Here is a BBC video report on the event.
There is another Iamaphoney-related channel on YouTube: THEFlREMANMUSlC
And finally, we already have a cover of Shoes!
1,327 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 1327 Newer› Newest»"NONE of you are 'insiders.'"
I'm in with the insiders crowd!
I go where the insiders go.
I'm in with the insiders crowd, and I know the things Iamaphoney knows!
Anytime of the year, don't you hear?
Dressing fine, making time!
We breeze up and down the street, in 'the Yellow Submarine' fleet.
We get respect from Paul Saltzmann
And vince any day or night,
They know the insiders are out of sight!
I'm in with the insiders crowd, I know every video.
When you're in with the insiders , it's so easy to find romance
Any time of the year, don't you hear?
If it's square, we ain't there!
We make every minute count, our share is always the biggest amount!
Other guys like MikeNL imitate us, but the original is still the greatest!
bank was closed. what do i do now?
" "
Get used to it. You had you moment, now it's over.
Anonymous said...
bank was closed. what do i do now?
April 19, 2009 6:52 PM
Fff off and dye!!!!
Iamaphoney is traveling through time. He's going back to the 60's and bringing things back into the 90's. Why can't you see this? We are dealing with a supernatural force. It's all in the Bible and you will rue the day you laughed at Iamaphoney. The revlation is coming. 2009 is 1969 all over again.
"bank was closed. what do i do now?"
cry your ass off? Should have got there SOONER?
"Fff off and dye!!!!""
I didn't say that, for those keeping score....but you are obviosely not, but HEY! I wanna be fair.
"2009 is 1969 all over again."
Oh shit! I've been drafted!
"It's all in the Bible and you will rue the day you laughed at Iamaphoney. "
and enough with this baby talk, call people by their real names....
This reminds me of 'Nam
waaaaaa!
"it wasn't in the old days. it was jokes and love and insightful comments about the Carnival of Light."
do you even know what that means? Carnival of Light?
boo hoo diaper babies
"Oh shit! I've been drafted!"
But this time it's into the Iamaphoney Armed Phorces!
I reckon you'll set the world on fire! (ahem)
"This reminds me of 'Nam"
ORLY?
like you were there.
do you even know what that means? Carnival of Light?
April 19, 2009 6:59 PM
Could someone explain this Carnival of Light? they keep saying it.
Jude would be able to explain it... if only....
HE WASN"t DEAD?
LOL
"This reminds me of 'Nam"
Yeah, me too. Ah, the good old days!
YA-RLY!
How dare you joke.
YEAH! How dare you! How dare you joke! HOW DARE YOU SIR!
"like you were there"
I swear to Iamaphoney I was!
I swear on Jude's dead body I was.
May the chemtrails cease to flow, and the depleted uranium glow no mo' if I'm lion.
shut up, you're one of them
I was in DaNang when DaNang wasn't cool!
I served in Vietnam (four months).
I used a minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service (as documented by the attending doctor).
I was a coward. Are you happy now? Now you know my shame.
How dare you joke
another fat lie on this blog
if i took that to the bank the check would bounce. how dare you!
Mr. Chairman, I yield the balance of my time to "another fat lie on this blog/How dare you joke" person. Would love to see the direction they could lead us in to make it to 1,000 posts.
oh the post blending to deter real thought... more BS folks......smoke while you got 'em.
The Chair recognizes
"another fat lie on this blog/How dare you joke/take Negative to bank and cash it"
The floor is yours.
" 1,000 posts."
hung up on size are we?
The Rotten Apple is built on lies. Why would the blog be different?
Another lie! You are a serpent in a den of theives!
(I'll be taking over for you now Lie guy)
Anonymous said...
" 1,000 posts."
hung up on size are we?
April 19, 2009 7:14 PM
NICE!
"Could someone explain this Carnival of Light?"
It's nearly inexplainable.
But it's coming to a town near you SOON!
You'll know it when you see it,
and you'll hear it before you see it.
It will be bigger than Faul's ego.
It will be better than Susan Boyle.
It will be like Chocolate Almond and Cherry Garcia banana splits.
It will be hotter than walking on Abbey Road in your bare feet.
It will be prettier than that girl that interviewed Faul on the telly.
Other than that, I can't say much, although Faul says he put it together in about a half an hour one fine afternoon.
You are being led astray, by un-hung men....get it?
I can't say much, although Faul says he put it together in about a half an hour one fine afternoon.
April 19, 2009 7:17 PM
Can't wait to hear it!
""Could someone explain this Carnival of Light?"
It's nearly inexplainable.
But it's coming to a town near you SOON!
You'll know it when you see it,
and you'll hear it before you see it.
It will be bigger than Faul's ego.
It will be better than Susan Boyle.
It will be like Chocolate Almond and Cherry Garcia banana splits.
It will be hotter than walking on Abbey Road in your bare feet.
It will be prettier than that girl that interviewed Faul on the telly.
Other than that, I can't say much, although Faul says he put it together in about a half an hour one fine afternoon.
April 19, 2009 7:17 PM"
right
whatever
more BS
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You are being led astray, by un-hung men....get it?
April 19, 2009 7:17 PM
NICE!
right
whatever
more BS
April 19, 2009 7:18 PM
NICE!
F YOU!
Anonymous said...
F YOU!
April 19, 2009 7:19 PM
GOOD ONE!
(I'll be taking over for you now Lie guy)
April 19, 2009 7:16 PM
Its all you buddy!
Truth guy! Tell the truth!
How dare you joke! HOW DARE YOU SIR!
There you go again!
FYOU!!!!
Anonymous said...
FYOU!!!!
April 19, 2009 7:26 PM
NICE!
Sir? don't flatter yourselves.
Anonymous said...
Sir? don't flatter yourselves.
April 19, 2009 7:27 PM
NICE!
F YOU FIR!
Recap so far..
F YOU!
FYOU!
BS...
dont flatter yourselves!
"I served in Vietnam (four months).
I used a minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service (as documented by the attending doctor).
I was a coward. Are you happy now? Now you know my shame."
Well you could have stayed and been killed.
Now really....
Forgive yourself, friend.
All is forgiven brother...
you really have a hard time with positive comments ma'am. A congratulatory comment of "nice!" makes you say F YOU!
Well you could have stayed and been killed.
Now really....
Forgive yourself, friend.
All is forgiven brother...
April 19, 2009 7:31 PM
you are very kind thank you!
'" Anonymous said...
Recap so far..
F YOU!
FYOU!
BS...
dont flatter yourselves!
April 19, 2009 7:30 PM"
Good work SOLdier!!!!
School's dismissed. Thank you for your time.
Another blatant lie and misrepresentation! You are all liars! The shit you spew simply because you are not in the know like I am. Envy is a bad color on you.
I have the suitcase.
I have the finger.
You would do well to sit on it and spin.
YENZ
School's dismissed. Thank you for your time.
April 19, 2009 7:33 PM
Can I teeter totter some more? Dad is drinking again and I don't want to go home just yet.
ok you may have some extra credit
Man am I glad you are back Yenz
How are you?
ok you may have some extra credit
April 19, 2009 7:35 PM
thank you, i don't have any excuses for my behavior.
"it was jokes and love"
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Vince, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at vince and remarked," That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Vince hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
you are a good teacher
ok, we don't do stupid jokes like that here,
it will get better vince, there are medications now
Vince hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
April 19, 2009 7:37 PM
did his wife hear that? oh the poor woman, the burden of Alzheimer's is heavy!
my grandmother had Parkinsons. it was hard on the whole family.
TRUE LOVE
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
April 19, 2009 7:43 PM
very true
“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
"ok, we don't do stupid jokes like that here"
I'm so teddibly sorry. It won't happen again, I ASSure you.
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.”
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.”
Epicurious
I wanted a bike. Then I got it. I don't really use it now.
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”
I am a fool
Iamaphoney: Did you read the paper this morning Baldrick?
Baldrick: No sir.
Iamaphoney: Oh yes, that's right. You don't actually know how to read, do you Baldrick? I suppose being the intellectual inferior to a dustmite does have it's advantages. That ridiculous fossil Paul McCartney is in the news again.
Baldrick: Ooh..he's one of my favorites, sir!
Iamaphoney: I'm not surprised. It takes a severely undernourished imagination to find joy in the trilling emptiness of this loony. I simply don't understand what people see in this quartet of overdressed halfwits called the Beatles when there's such decent proper music about. If only I could come up with a way to undermine his fan base and damage his popularity than perhaps listeners would turn to something with a little more substance...like Pupil Copenhagen for example. Now there's a band!
Baldrick: Not to worry sir I have a cunning plan...
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
"
So like if some people knew how to make that nice for everyone, but didn't, that would be like a crime, right?
Punishable by Law, so to say?
hmmm
sweet dreams
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
I am smiling right now
“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
"The greatest thing
You'll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return" Eden Ahbez
And in the end, the love you take
is equal to the love you make
etc.
sweet dreams
April 19, 2009 7:49 PM
goodnight you! thank you for the things you said
“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.”
this one time, my dad had a stroke. he learned how to walk again. we are friends now. he worked too much and never had time. he has time now and has his health back.
“Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking”
i am looking for a new apartment
“A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”
i gave my sister a frog once. she didn't like it, and i was glad. now she lives in the next town. we don't speak. i think it was because of the frog
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“If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts; but if we begin with doubts, and are patient in them, we shall end in certainties.”
i took this girl to the prom. i doubted we would kiss, but i waited till the very end when i took her home.
she went inside before i could kiss her. i went home without a kiss.
“When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees.”
i shook a hornets nest once a ran away. there was a dog tied to his kennel close by. i don't know if the dog got stung or not, but i think about it when i read quotes about bees
“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.”
i pre judged this ice cream when i was a kid. it was mint chip. i thought it looked like dirt chunks in green ice cream. now that i am older i like it. kids are stupid!
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
In third grade i said something mean to this girl and she cried. i felt bad and tried to apologize. she said that she wasn't crying because of what i said, but because her dog was sick. later her dog died. my priest said it wasn't because i said something mean to her, but because God needed her dog in Heaven.
Later the priest was sent to prison and he died. I think God needed a priest in Heaven.
Baldrick: Here you sir! Presenting the Rotten Apple video series!
Iamaphoney: Em...Baldrick?
Baldrick: yes sir?
Iamaphoney: This was your cunning plan?
Baldrick: So cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
Iamaphoney: Might I remind you, Baldrick, that the point of this little excercise was to damage the popularity of Paul McCartney in a rather...ahem...anonymous fashion?
Baldrick: Yes sir?
Iamaphoey: So may I ask why you've decided to include footage from my Pupil Copenhagen videos in your Rotten Apple series?
Baldrick: It's to put people off the scent.
Iamaphoney: I see. So by practically shouting from the rooftops and declaring that the mastermind behind the Rotten Apple just happens to also be the world's biggest Pupil Copenhagen fan you're hoping that everyone will interpret this as nothing more than sheer coincidence.
Baldrick: They already have. Take a look at NIR.
Iamaphoney: My God Baldrick! Do you know what this means?
Baldrick: No sir.
Iamaphoney: I wouldn't have thought it possible but this means there are people even more stupid than you Baldrick.
“The unexamined life is not worth living” – Socrates (470-399 BCE)
Is that why socrates died?
“The life of man [is] solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.” – Thomas Hobbes (1588 – 1679)
No wonder women hate us
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?” – Bishop George Berkeley (1685 – 1753)
in the woods by my house a tree fell down. there were tracks in the snow around it. i think the animals ran away from the tree. so yes, the animals could hear it.
“Who is also aware of the tremendous risk involved in faith – when he nevertheless makes the leap of faith – this [is] subjectivity … at its height.” – Søren Kierkegaard (1813 – 1855)
I had a dream of tightrope walking between two Himalayan mountains. Having never attempted tightrope walking before I was scared. Then I woke up. If I ever try it again I will remember that dream.
“God is dead.” – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 – 1900)
I told my priest about this and he said Nietzsche is in Hell. I bet my priest is laughing up there in Heaven talking about Nietzsche.
“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.” – Albert Camus (1913 – 1960)
We read the book the stranger in english class. In the story the character shoots an Arab for no reason.
A few years later the gulf war started.
Some more Arabs were shot.
700
One cannot step twice in the same river.” – Heraclitus (ca. 540 – ca. 480 BCE)
My grandfather told me this when we went fishing. I was casting out and the my hook went into his hand and the line got all messed up in the reel.
He told me that we would never fish again. He got lung cancer. I never went back to the river, so that quote is the truth.
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
I was in orchestra. The kid next to me, Andre, was very obese. He fell on me. I couldn't breath and thought I was going to die, really die. He had a stomach operation and lost weight. Bet I could breathe now. I wont ask him to do it again to test that theory. With a name like Andre.........
"No pain, no gain."
Is it ok that I don't want to gain anymore? You know what I mean?
"In third grade i said something mean to this girl and she cried. i felt bad and tried to apologize. she said that she wasn't crying because of what i said, but because her dog was sick."
But maybe it was just an excuse, and you should torment yourself 'til your dying day for making a girl cry.
(I'll bet she was pretty too!)
But maybe it was just an excuse, and you should torment yourself 'til your dying day for making a girl cry.
(I'll bet she was pretty too!)
April 19, 2009 8:25 PM
She was pretty. When I saw her in the grocery store one time, she looked away very quickly. It was ok though, because my cart was filled with toilet paper, and I didn't want her to see that.
Andre married Mia Pharrow
"If you talk to God, you are praying;
If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist;
If God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic."
--The Second Sin, by Thomas Szasz
My friend who is a Baptist says that God tells him what to do. I am not going to tell him about this quote.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover - Mark Twain, author
In school this famous actor came and did a one man show where he pretended to be Mark Twain. He smoked a cigar during his performance in the theater. I kept waiting for the principal to bust him.
“'The life of man [is] solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.' – Thomas Hobbes (1588 – 1679)
No wonder women hate us"
Was she told when she was young
that pain would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said,
That a man must break his back
to earn his day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when
he's dead ?
Ah, girl, girl, girl
Girl
"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no exception of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you."
-Princess Diana-
Tomorrow I am going to give a homeless person the change in my pocket. It won't be random because I am planning it tonight, but if I don't do it first thing I may buy candy or something first and won't be able to randomly be kind.
"It was ok though, because my cart was filled with toilet paper, and I didn't want her to see that."
God forbid that she would think you ever wiped your arse, eh?
Most of us miss out on life’s big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys. But we’re all eligible for life’s small pleasures. A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An empty parking space. A crackling fire. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot soup. Cold beer.
- Unknown
I am going to sneak a cold beer from the old man's fridge tonight after he goes to sleep.
"Tomorrow I am going to give a homeless person the change in my pocket. It won't be random because I am planning it tonight, but if I don't do it first thing I may buy candy or something first..."
Buy the candy. The homeless person won't be able to afford a house with the money you would spend on a candy bar.
God forbid that she would think you ever wiped your arse, eh?
April 19, 2009 8:35 PM
I didn't think she would be impressed with the amount of it. I was stocking up.
Buy the candy. The homeless person won't be able to afford a house with the money you would spend on a candy bar.
April 19, 2009 8:36 PM
Can I buy the homeless guy some candy and share it with him?
A four-pound bass.
As long as it was a Hoffner.
Competing in sports has taught me that if I’m not willing to give 120 percent, somebody else will.
- Ron Blomberg
This is why I no longer play sports.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing-that’s why we recommend it daily.
–Zig Ziglar
I read a book of his. It said to look into the mirror and say "Super good!"
I tried it for a few weeks. I said it one time at work and this guy made fun of me. I never said it again.
"I didn't think she would be impressed with the amount of it. I was stocking up."
Hey there, ya weepy bitch, I brought you some toilet paper!
I know its not a whole truckload, but it might last you a day or two!
So do ya love me now?
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
–Francois de La Rochefoucauld
My dad told me to keep my *ick in my pants when I took Becky to the movies.
If he would have kept his in his pants, Becky wouldn't have had to leave school.
I know its not a whole truckload, but it might last you a day or two!
So do ya love me now?
April 19, 2009 8:41 PM
If you can figure out a way to bring it to me, then the answer is yes.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank
you,” that would suffice
–Meister Eckhart
Thank you!
Glad that prayer thing is done now.
It is difficult to know what counts in the world. Most of us count credits, honor, dollars. But at the bulging center of mid-life, I am beginning to see that the things that really matter take place not in the boardrooms, but in the kitchens of the world.
- Gary Allen Sledge
If this guy could hear my parents kitchen he would go back to the boardrooms.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
Later on we snuck behind the bleachers and the principal caught us smoking. I said "Mark Twain smoked IN SCHOOL and you did nothing."
I got an extra day of detention.
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Umberto Eco
I like his book Foucault's Pendulum
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
In detention this girl was cutting herself with a small pocket knife. I asked her why she was doing it, she told me to "F*ck off"
Everything in life is luck.
Donald Trump
We took a field trip to New York City and went to this ice rink that Trump built. The city said that it would cost $2.5 million to build. He did it for $200,000.
Lucky for us!
"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin"
From the time that you're born
They make you feel small
By giving you no time, instead of it all.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
My dad listens to Praire Home Companion. Garrison makes up stories.
When I make up stories I get in trouble.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Yeah, but in HELL? Sure Father Jacob is laughing at that one
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
"He did it for $200,000."
Yep. Every day you'd see him out there with a wheel barrow and a bag of cement, layin' the pipes.
Done a good job too!
Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie
Life is never easy for those who dream.
Robert James Waller
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Wonder if he was a Mason?
Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
Jessamyn West
Yep. Every day you'd see him out there with a wheel barrow and a bag of cement, layin' the pipes.
Done a good job too!
April 19, 2009 8:58 PM
It was fun to skate there
"My dad told me to keep my *ick in my pants when I took Becky to the movies.
If he would have kept his in his pants, Becky wouldn't have had to leave school."
That's sick. Funny, but sick.
"Wonder if he was a Mason?"
No, just a little prince.
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
Math is not my favorite subject. Maybe I should try that story, Mrs. Tennache is a pushover.
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
Pablo Picasso
I saw this movie "Surviving Picasso"
Pablo wasn't very nice to anybody in his life that loved him.
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
George S. Patton
My neighbor served in Pattons army in WWII. He won't talk about his war experiences.
"the things that really matter take place not in the boardrooms, but in the kitchens of the world."
I'm more inclined to say the bedrooms.
Imagination rules the world.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Then why the hand in your jacket Napoleon? Always with the hand.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.
Carl Sagan
He used drugs.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
Mr. Roberts said that WWII was our last great war and Patton was our last great general. I saw the movie. Patton thought he lived before in a past life.
Some stories are true that never happened.
Elie Wiesel
The man who has no imagination has no wings.
Muhammad Ali
Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
So a man with wings hits people.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain
That girl who was cutting herself in detention got pregnant, she says, from some famous rock band drummer who she met backstage. The word on the street was it was Marvin.
If I was Marvin I would get that damn knife away from her, she may cut the baby.
I'm more inclined to say the bedrooms.
April 19, 2009 9:05 PM
I was staying over at a friends house, his parents were getting back together after a trial separation. Late that night we heard them going at it. It was weird the next morning at breakfast, because we heard them say some pretty silly things.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
He wrote the Call of the Wild. My neighbor had a dog named Buck. I was scared of that dog.
Mark: Mother, we had talked about the Gulf of Aden and the star gate there. We have heard there is going to be a new star gate open up in the Miami circle area in the month of May. Can you tell us anything more about that – one way or the other?
MS: We will say that it is connected with the Coral Castle
Mark: Ah hah
MS: The energies of what the Coral Castle and the energies of what Mr. Coral Castle [Ed Leedskalnin] set up in terms of the vortex there.
Mark: 19.5 degrees.
http://www.welcomethelight.com/2009/04/mother-sekhmet-telecall-april-16-2009/
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
how many times does that happen?
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
My dad says its an ambush that you pay for. He was in 'Nam.
He was here earlier.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
Coral Castle! Could you talk more about that?!
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
Stanley Kubrick
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
Mary Pickford
She was famous in her day.
Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out.
Martin Scorsese
Film lovers are sick people.
Francois Truffaut
I love film
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Woody Allen
he married his step daughter.
From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
Edvard Munch
i have a print of the scream.
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Marvin later went on to date the prettiest girl in class. He was not handsome at all. The secret was cocaine.
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike
Somewhere i read he was in the KKK
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
Medgar Evers
V for Vendetta
"It was weird the next morning at breakfast, because we heard them say some pretty silly things."
"Would you like eggs with that sausage?"
"Sunny side up or over easy?"
"This Organic Valley milk is the best."
"Aunt Jemimah's pancakes are too flat. I like them puffier."
"OJ or Chock full of nuts?"
Dads past out, cold beer time
Would you like eggs with that sausage?"
"Sunny side up or over easy?"
"This Organic Valley milk is the best."
"Aunt Jemimah's pancakes are too flat. I like them puffier."
"OJ or Chock full of nuts?"
April 19, 2009 9:28 PM
WORSE THEN THAT!
it was porno dirty. it was difficult not to ask them where they heard such things, being church going people.
I asked Father Jacob about it, and he said that when you are married you can talk like that to your wife if she is ok with it.
Marvin later went on to date the prettiest girl in class. He was not handsome at all. The secret was cocaine.
April 19, 2009 9:26 PM
Life's great lesson...
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
John von Neumann
whoa
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
Jay Leno
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
I think quite possibly he was really as dumb as he sounds.
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
Archimedes
My question, where would you keep that lever?
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H. Boren
When my dad had a stroke the emergency room bill alone was $50,000.
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it.
Edmund Hillary
Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.
Howard Nemerov
The dark is wicked fast
"Coral Castle! Could you talk more about that?!"
"Coral Castle is a stone structure created by the Latvian-American eccentric Edward Leedskalnin north of the city of Homestead, Florida in Miami-Dade County at the intersection of U.S. 1 (South Dixie Highway) and Southwest 157th Ave. The structure comprises numerous megalithic stones (mostly limestone, formed from coral), each weighing several tons.
Edward Leedskalnin was jilted by his 16-year-old fiancée Agnes Scuffs in Latvia, just one day before the wedding. Leaving for America, he came down with allegedly terminal tuberculosis but spontaneously healed, stating that magnets had some effect on his disease.
Edward spent over 28 years building the Coral Castle, refusing to allow anyone to view him while he worked. A few teenagers claimed to have witnessed his work, reported that he had caused the blocks of coral to move like hydrogen balloons. The only tool that Leedskalnin spoke of using was a "perpetual motion holder."
The castle remained in Florida City until about 1936 when Leedskalnin decided to move and take the castle with him....
He spent three years moving the Coral Castle structures 10 miles north from Florida City to its current location in Homestead, FL.
Leedskalnin continued to work on the castle up until his death in 1951....
Leedskalnin charged visitors ten cents a head to tour the castle grounds."
Polygraph tests are 20th-century witchcraft.
Sam Ervin
this girl in school dresses up in all black, and practices spells during study halls. i asked Father Jacob about it and he says that she is going to hell for practicing Wicca.
She is very pretty, and I think if people were just nicer to her she may stop going to hell.
How do you think
Leedskalnin moved all that coral?
Have you been there?
i want to go
stealing another of the ol man's beers. cold...
that rotating door on the car axle is cool! they had to use a massive crane to fix it, and that little
Leedskalnin dude moved it all by himself!
Leedskalnin had the power of a crane!
Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
Carl Sagan
Say no to drugs hippy
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Bruce Feirstein
Spinal Tap
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.
W. H. Auden
Dad likes to watch John Wayne movies.
That John wayne movie "The Green Beret" where they snatched up dudes with an airplane with the cong in a sack was cool. I asked dad about it, he won't talk about it either. I hope I never have to go to war, because it seems like people don't talk much afterwards, and if I have a son someday I want to tell him things so he isn't blindsided by life so much. Like what to do if your girlfriend starts a pen pal relationship and the dude flies in to town to see her and she makes you drive her to the airport to pick him up and drive them home because her parents are out of town and she makes you drop them off alone at her house. these are things i wish i had a dad who hadn't been to war could tell me about.
these are things i wish i had a dad who hadn't been to war could tell me about.
April 19, 2009 9:52 PM
Son, I think she is cheating on you!
Son, I think she is cheating on you!
April 19, 2009 9:53 PM
Is that you dad?
Yes it is!
If its really you, what is your name?
Michael
YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
but do you really think she is???
How come she told me to leave? Why couldn't I stay over with her parents being gone?
Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'
Dave Parnas
Theoretically she may be cheating on you dude. One way to find out. Sneak out and look in the windows
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
Niels Bohr
i hope that she isn't doing what you say fake dad. so i can tell you havent been to war, because you are talking with me about these things. how did you escape going to war?
Medical. I have a erratic heart rhythm.
If she is cheating on me i am going to run away from home. maybe I will go to the coral castle! I could learn some of the secrets and build a castle of my own!
Seriously dude, don't look in the windows. She may call the law on your ass
Seriously dude, don't look in the windows. She may call the law on your ass
April 19, 2009 9:59 PM
Don't listen to this! You need to go over there and find out if your girl is being faithful! Is this "pen pal" guy handsome? Did he make her laugh? Did they hug in front of you?
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