Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Record Store Day

UPDATE: Details about the rare McCartney Acetate Here.

Paul McCartney is one of the supporters of Record Store Day, an event on April 18, 2009 in support of Independently Owned Record Stores.

Quoted in the University Star of Texas State University, McCartney said: “There’s nothing as glamorous to me as a record store,” McCartney said. “When I recently played Amoeba in Los Angeles, I realized what fantastic memories such a collection of music brings back when you see it all in one place. This is why I’m more than happy to support Record Store Day and I hope that these kinds of stores will be there for us all for many years to come.”

But the most compelling thing about this was the article in the Charleston City Paper that said that "Paul McCartney will release six (only six!) acetates of one song at a secret location."

If you have any secret locations in your area, it is time to visit them.

If this is true, I think this would be the third rarest McCartney record of all time after the song called "Linda," (one copy) which he gave to his late wife as a gift and "Paul's 1965 Christmas Album" (four copies).

I could not find any mention of Paul McCartney on the Official Record Store Day web site. There was also no information about this on Paul's Official Web Site.

So what is the "one song?" Something tells me it will not be the song "Shoes."

If you catch any details, please drop me a comment or an email. Big thanks to the commenter who shared the link about this.

The Hollywood Star ceremony for George Harrison featured a surprising cast of stars. In addition to Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty, Eric Idle, Gary Wright, David Foster and several other luminaries, this guy showed up:



Here is a BBC video report on the event.



There is another Iamaphoney-related channel on YouTube: THEFlREMANMUSlC

And finally, we already have a cover of Shoes!

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Yale said...

Harv Ard

Angles wanna wear my red shoes said...

Pump up the Volume!

Super Mario Lanza said...

Nice ♫shoes♫ ,Angles

Chef Boy R D said...

I like Lasagna!

Anonymous said...

Angles + angles= Anglaise

Dorothy said...

I like those on ya!

Anonymous said...

For some reason, I can't spell ANGEL!

Flute O'Phoney said...

Angles + angles= Anglaise

Corpse Anglaise?

Only FOOLing said...

Every time you spell Angle, an Angel loses its WINGS!

Anonymous said...

Corps Anglaise!

Anonymous said...

I am the egg, man.

Pi Glatin said...

Toff Opic!

Witch Came First said...

At least you're not the chicken!

Anonymous said...

There's a topic?

Colonel Sander's Lonely Bucket Brigade said...

11 Secret Herbs and Mildreds

Pay A Tension! said...

Don't you remember?
The topic is: HAPPY RECORD STORE DAY!
Tomorrow's topic will be HAPPY BLACKSMITH DAY!

Anonymous said...

promises, promises

The Code! said...

220

William Claude Dukenfield said...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

Field of WC Dreams said...

WE CAN DO IT!!!

Say Whut? said...

And if he can do it,
we can do it,
just me and you!

And a little luck,
we can clear it up:
We can bring it in for a landing!
With a little luck,
we can turn it on.
There can be no misunderstanding.

There is no end to what we can do together.
There is no end, there is no end.

Eclair Boothe Loose said...

No good deed goes unpunished.

Lucey D Vandersnoot said...

"Eclair Boothe Loose said..."

I'll not have my grandmother disparaged in this manner!

Groucho said...

In what manner would you prefer?

Lucey D Vandersnoot said...

I'll sue for slander!

Groucho said...

I'll Helen for yellin', and raise you up proper!

Lucey D Vandersnoot said...

I am no pauper!

JPL&M said...

I know that she's no peasant!

Lucey D Vasndersnoot said...

I was to the manor borne!

Groucho said...

Man or woman?

Lucey D Vandersnoot said...

Hmmmph!!!

More Record Store Day Clues said...

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

stuttering jon said...

Blogger MikeNL said...
http://twitter.com/iamaphoney

This twitter account might be genuine... ;- )
April 18, 2009 6:11 AM



Did I stutter?
Told ya!

Rocket J Squirrel said...

And now, here's something I hope you'll really enjoy!

An energized Paul McCartney opens Coachella fest

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090418/ap_on_en_mu/coachella_mccartney_s_opener

INDIO, Calif. – Energized by the desert air and memory of his late wife, a playful and passionate Paul McCartney riffed on "Foxy Lady," led an after-midnight "Hey Jude" singalong and dedicated songs to his former bandmates at the Coachella music festival that kicked off Friday.

McCartney took off his black jacket five songs in and didn't put it back on for the next 29, strutting the stage in boots, black pants, a white shirt and suspenders that he tugged at wryly.

"It's going to be a good weekend, dear," he told the crowd of thousands gathered for the three-day festival, which erupted in cheers with the first chords of Beatles tunes like "Eleanor Rigby." It was McCartney's first appearance at a U.S. festival as a solo artist.

In the 2 1/2-hour set, including two encores, McCartney dedicated "Long and Winding Road" and "My Love Does It Good" to his late wife Linda, who died at the couple's ranch at Tucson, Ariz., 11 years earlier to the day.

"It's an emotional day for me. That's good, that's OK," he said, pounding his chest. "Lot of heart, lot of emotion."

Before a moving performance of "Blackbird," he noted that it had been written in response to the 60s civil rights movement. "Now you've got President Obama. Yeah, you know we've come a long way."

Switching from serious to cheerily self-aware, he led call-and-response chants only to wave them off quickly as "messing around," and dismissed signs held by front-row fans — including one that asked for his guitar pick.

"No! It's mine!" McCartney said. "Anyway, if I make a mistake, I can blame the signs."

There were mistakes. McCartney was proficient but sometimes out-of-sync with the four-man band backing him. But he clearly enjoyed himself, plowing through songs from his "Fireman" album, "Band on the Run" from the Wings, and Fab Four favorites like "Back in the USSR," "Paperback Writer" and, for the finale, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

McCartney launched brightly into "Something" with only his voice and a ukulele he said was given to him by George Harrison, before his band mates and the crowd joined in.

The first day of the festival also featured Morrissey, Leonard Cohen, the Hold Steady, Franz Ferdinand and the Ting Tings. It drew a number of young Hollywood stars to this desert city southeast of Palm Springs....

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any selected examples of the Iamaphoney twitter account(micro blog)?

iamatwitter said...

Headed out in my rented yellow mustang,
going to do some burn outs.
Any way to get sticker residue off of car paint? The "Code" sticker left a mess last time. Really...

iamatwitter said...

Shoes! Got a new pair!

Anonymous said...

Go to a place that works on electronic circuit boards and borrow a spray or two of a product called "I D Red". The gunk will come right off with a paper towel.

iamatwitter said...

Was going to go do laundry, then thought better of it. Why change shirts when I can jump in the ocean?

Anonymous said...

Go to a place that works on electronic circuit boards and borrow a spray or two of a product called "I D Red". The gunk will come right off with a paper towel.

April 18, 2009 8:51 AM


Thank you!

iamatwitter said...

Does anybody want another suitcase video? Was thinking about it.

iamatwitter said...

Check out my Facebook!

iamatwitter said...

Didn't sleep well last night.

iamatwitter said...

Thinking about what to have for lunch, any ideas?

Anonymous said...

uh, hotdogs?

Dr. Winston O'Boogie said...

Your Mother Should Know his sheep are white.

iamaKaiserBlade said...

Biscuits, with musterd... mmmmm hmmmm

Anonymous said...

the face looks fixed at 2:08

resultindoomforyou said...

XANAX! You should have Xanax! That's whats for lunch here!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous iamatwitter said...

Thinking about what to have for lunch, any ideas?

April 18, 2009 9:05 AM


Mac and cheese. Fav of basement dwellers everywhere

13 martini lunch said...

Anonymous iamatwitter said...

Thinking about what to have for lunch, any ideas?


Tequila shots.
Can't play Silver Edition (taful)TONG without it. Be a man, drink your lunch

iamadrunkerd said...

Lunch?
Miller GENUINE Draft.

/genuine.... get it?

Anonymous said...

xanax and tequilla dont mix!

resultindoomforyou said...

xanax and tequilla dont mix!

April 18, 2009 9:17 AM


In my world..... THEY DO

iamatwitter said...

I would like to
A sk Aleister
M ay I make
A nother video
P lacing the Former
H ome
O f
N one other then Mal Evans
E xactly on my
Y outube channel?

Mal Evans Memorial Band said...

N one other then Mal Evans
E xactly on my
Y outube channel?

April 18, 2009 9:23 AM


get back to Mal Loretta, with your low neck sweater

Anonymous said...

MAL HATED THE DUTCH.

iamatwitter said...

S o
h ave you ever
o rdered
e ggs from the eggman? You
s hould!

Anonymous said...

MAL HATED THE DUTCH.

April 18, 2009 9:26 AM


Look where it got him

Anonymous said...

hi i am new to this blog
is yoko onos evil?

Anonymous said...

She is the antithesis of evil. How she ever got the reputation of being a dragon lady I'll never know

Anonymous said...

Yoko Ono was not evil. She was the tip of the iceberg that represents all of the problems that the band was having at the time

Anonymous said...

Heather Mills more evil than even Yoko Ono

Anonymous said...

Yoko Ono is an evil woman that breaks up a great rock band

Anonymous said...

wasn’t Yoko Ono the evil witch responsible for the Beatles splitting up and denying Julian Lennon his share of his father’s estate?

yoko and heather said...

John Lennon’s widow Yoko Ono has given her support to Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-wife Heather Mills.

In an interview with Sky News, Ono said that Ms Mills must "do her very best and try to survive" following her public divorce from the former Beatle.

"All I can say is it's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles,” she said.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say."

Dematazy said...

Yoko was an artist; she had a career of her own. Even worse, it wasn’t one she planned to give up for marriage. (And though so often accused of ruining John’s career, no one ever wonders whether their relationship had a negative effect on hers.)

Dematazy said...

The way that Yoko’s work is so regularly reviled is one such example of rampant Ono bashing.
"avant garde" lover Paul McCartney refusing to see her art shows and calling it juvenile and adolescent among many other patronizing insults from the other Beatles, there’s no shortage of men who fail to see the ground that Yoko broke, and that she was a significant part of a vital art scene in the 60s.

Dematazy said...

In fact, a main difference between the kind of work she was doing and the kind that other artists of the time were doing is her gender.

Dematazy said...

Geoff Emerick in his excellent book Here, There and Everywhere falsely claims that Yoko had no musical background

He writes:

I thought things couldn’t get any worse, but I was wrong. A few days later, the four Beatles, plus George Martin and, of course, Yoko, were in the control room listening to a playback of a backing track when John offhandedly asked her what she thought of it. To everyone’s amazement, she actually offered a criticism.

“Well, it’s pretty good,” she said in a tiny little voice, “But I think it should be played a bit faster.”

You could have heard a pin drop. There was a look of shock and horror on everyone’s face — even John’s. Everyone looked at John, but he said nothing. Infatuated as he might have been with Yoko, he must have realized that to leap to her defense would only add fuel to the fire. After a slight pause, they returned to their conversation, ignoring Yoko and what she had said. But the damage had been done, and things would never be the same again.

Male chauvinism said...

"(And though so often accused of ruining John’s career, no one ever wonders whether their relationship had a negative effect on hers.)

April 18, 2009 9:39 AM"



Yoko ono lives in poverty to this day thanks to the oppressive man John Lennon

Anonymous said...

no one ever wonders whether their relationship had a negative effect on hers.)

April 18, 2009 9:39 AM"


Yoko would be more rich and famous today if Lennon hadn't have held her back.

Anonymous said...

she gave her opinion after John asked her for it!

John is the evil one!

Dematazy said...

Clearly, she was expected to act with deference the men in the room with regards to her own opinion. Clearly, asking what Yoko thought was not to be taken as a request for insight, but for blind, demure, feminine praise.

Dematazy said...

Perhaps she was expected to offer a congratulatory sexual favor.

Dematazy said...

Prior to meeting John, she had an promiscuous sex life (her words) complete with an open marriage. She had numerous (illegal) abortions and refused to be ashamed by them. She included the sounds of herself (most likely mimicking) climbing to and experiencing an orgasm on one of her songs (Kiss Kiss Kiss). In other words, she owned her own sexuality rather than treating it as the possession of fathers and husbands.

Dematazy said...

And then there was the naked album cover. There Yoko is in all of her bare glory. She looks equally as confident as he does. John once said that they purposely picked the least flattering photograph, and especially by today’s standards, Yoko would be considered downright unphotogenic by the mainstream. She has full pubic hair, some hints of cellulite on her thighs, a waist that is not particularly defined, and most shocking of all, large breasts that do not defy gravity, and an unremarkable yet undeniable bit of hang with nipples pointing downwards.

In other words, she looks like an average woman. Her body resembles the one that most of look at in the mirror more than the ones we see in magazines. It exists not for the pleasures of others, but for her.

And Yoko is considered ugly.

What John and Yoko did in posing for this photo, though entirely unintentional, was open the door for all of the misogynistic and racist bigots of the world to ask very loudly, he could have any woman he wants, what is he doing with her? The voices of those looking at John’s skinny, pale body with slightly hanging chest and asking what Yoko was doing with him were of course relatively few.

Anonymous said...

"The voices of those looking at John’s skinny, pale body with slightly hanging chest and asking what Yoko was doing with him were of course relatively few.

April 18, 2009 9:58 AM"


I ask myself that all the time.... what was Yoko thinking! She could have had any man she wanted! And she picked HIM! She should have picked PAUL!

Anonymous said...

QUESTION #1 - Yoko's career blunder

And though so often accused of ruining John’s career, no one ever wonders whether their relationship had a negative effect on hers.

ANSWER
John Lennon ruined her career


QUESTION #2
The voices of those looking at John’s skinny, pale body with slightly hanging chest and asking what Yoko was doing with him were of course relatively few.


ANSWER
Yoko should have picked you Dematazy

Dematazy said...

Compare Linda Eastman to Yoko Ono

Like Yoko when she met John, Linda was a divorced women with a daughter when she met Paul mere months later. There are stories similar to those about Yoko of her “scheming” to meet and marry Paul. In the same way that Yoko is said to have joked prior to meeting him that she was “going to marry John Lennon,” Linda joked like any woman with a celebrity crush about how she was “going to marry Paul McCartney.” Guess which one was thought was conniving, and which one was thought of as adorable?

Linda had a career, too. She was an artist in her own right, albeit a far more conventional one (a rock music photographer), who broke ground as a woman in her field. She didn’t wear makeup. She often wore loose-fitting and masculine clothing. She had unruly hair. Though I think she was quite pretty, by popular media standards she was a rather average looking woman. She didn’t keep her mouth shut (and can be seen reacting sarcastically to journalists interviewing her on her and Paul’s wedding day). Her husband expressed love and admiration for her equal to that which John expressed towards Yoko. And yes, she very, very regularly — to the erasure of most Beatles historians — attended recording sessions. Hell, Paul too put her in his post-Beatles band despite outcry from fans!

Dematazy said...

Certainly, Linda took her own share of sh*t, as did Paul’s later and now ex-wife Heather Mills. She was, after all, in the spotlight and taking a very eligible bachelor off of the market. People felt that she, too, was “ruining” Paul’s music. Yes, Linda was ridiculed, harassed and insulted.

But she’s not the archetype of an evil, conniving woman who sets out to destroy a good man. No, that title still falls to Yoko.

yoko linda mills said...

yoko and linda should have married heather mills.
yoko could have painted, linda could have taken pictures of it, and heather could have handled the charity work.

Anonymous said...

yoko could have painted, linda could have taken pictures of it, and heather could have handled the charity work.

April 18, 2009 10:09 AM



AND YOU WONDER WHY WOMEN DONT STICK AROUND HERE?????

Dematazy said...

I put before you the question of why. Why are Linda’s equal “sins” so quickly forgotten, and Yoko’s exaggerated? Why did Linda’s ambition, breaking into a male dominated field, spending outrageous amounts of time with her husband — it’s often noted that she and Paul never spent a night apart until his 1980 arrest for marijuana possession — and refusal to doll up in a skirt and lipstick for the media go excused by history? Was it the lucky fact that Linda got the scene a few months later than Yoko, or was it her whiteness?

Billy Bob said...

Dematazy said...

Was it the lucky fact that Linda got the scene a few months later than Yoko, or was it her whiteness?

April 18, 2009 10:11 AM


Wait... what? HER WHITENESS?

Lesbian Bed Death said...

yoko linda mills said...

yoko and linda should have married heather mills.
yoko could have painted, linda could have taken pictures of it, and heather could have handled the charity work.

April 18, 2009 10:09 AM


Heather is much to young for Yoko, and linda, God rest her soul, is dead.

Commenter722 said...

Dematazy said...
or was it her whiteness?

April 18, 2009 10:11 AM



I was with you until that....

Dematazy said...

I Use My Powers For Evil

Dematazy said...

Dematazy said...

I Use My Powers For Evil

April 18, 2009 10:19 AM

That was not me! Why are you pretending to be me? You can't debate me on the issues so you resort to underhanded MANipulatons.

Dematazy said...

Dematazy said...

Dematazy said...

I Use My Powers For Evil

April 18, 2009 10:19 AM

That was not me! Why are you pretending to be me? You can't debate me on the issues so you resort to underhanded MANipulatons.

April 18, 2009 10:20 AM


Who are you people? I didn't write EITHER of those comments! Incredible.

Anonymous said...

Who are you people? I didn't write EITHER of those comments! Incredible.

April 18, 2009 10:21 AM


Now you understand what I have been dealing with these many months!

~vince

Anonymous said...

And yes, she very, very regularly — to the erasure of most Beatles historians — attended recording sessions. Hell, Paul too put her in his post-Beatles band despite outcry from fans!

April 18, 2009 10:05 AM


You win. Paul is evil

vince said...

Now you understand what I have been dealing with these many months!

~vince

April 18, 2009 10:22 AM


Again, that was not me.
Hey GANG! Saw the latest BUMPS for the new VENTURE BROS season coming out in Nov 2009! Season 4!!!
For the video release of the Season 3, a soundtrack album was also released, entitled "The Venture Bros.: The Music of JG Thirlwell". This is the same audio CD included as a bonus with the Blu-ray version of Season 3. It can only be purchased on Adult Swim's website as a CD or a vintage styled LP, it can also be downloaded on iTunes.

Guess what I am doing right now???
Thats right!


teh REAL ~vince

aja said...

Lesbian Bed Death is no joke. No wonder I am bored!

Demontazy said...

aja said...

Lesbian Bed Death is no joke. No wonder I am bored!

April 18, 2009 10:34 AM


Call me

meh said...

more commercials from vince...
sigh

Demitazy said...

My name is Dematazy, NOT DEMONtazy.
Typical of you patriarchal male dominated chauvinistic right wing women bashing Christians.

Commenter722 said...

Demitazy said...

My name is Dematazy, NOT DEMONtazy.
Typical of you patriarchal male dominated chauvinistic right wing women bashing Christians.


How did you know?

Anonymous said...

no wonder women leave here....

Anonymous said...

Why? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SHOES!

The REAL Vince said...

"teh REAL ~vince"

'teh' REAL VINCE wouldn't misspell the word "the"

Tell Me Something Goode said...

Do we have any reports from the field today?
Any newsy material from all the Happy Record Stores scattered across this great and wonderful land?
Has anyone found an original edition of 'The Butcher Cover'?
A Cheech and Chong LP with the papers still in it?
A glow in the dark Pepper?
The Blue 45 of "Blue on Blue"?
The Blonde edition of "Blonde on Blonde"?
An 8 Track of Moby Grape?
Come one; come all! Lay it on us: all the latest gossip about the sex, the drugs, the Rock and Roll, or even the old Frank Sinatra records in the 25 cent bin!
And of course (Pauses for effect)
the acetate masters that have probably shattered in transport?

Anonymous said...

Shoes the Full Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

How can this B? said...

I found a video from the future!

The Beatles "A Day in The Life" Colour 1967 HD

March 21, 2009http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4eVPsOwMs4

Foorp said...

Searchin 4 PROOF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrJpWKfVPCo

Anonymous said...

'teh' REAL VINCE wouldn't misspell the word "the"

April 18, 2009 12:00 PM


Never in my life seen vince misspell a word. Ever. Never ever. You sir are a phoney

you go girl! said...

Dematazy said...

Prior to meeting John, she had an promiscuous sex life (her words) complete with an open marriage. She had numerous (illegal) abortions and refused to be ashamed by them.



Wow. That is something to be proud of

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Dematazy said...

Perhaps she was expected to offer a congratulatory sexual favor.

April 18, 2009 9:54 AM


Who are you? Not only do you seem to have a rather deep hatred of men, you also seem to have a hatred of the Beatles as well!

Anonymous said...

Dematazy said...

spending outrageous amounts of time with her husband



So you feel that when two people love one another they shouldn't spend time together? How much in your estimation is "outrageous" amounts of time?

Anonymous said...

Dematazy said...

Yoko was an artist; she had a career of her own. Even worse, it wasn’t one she planned to give up for marriage. (And though so often accused of ruining John’s career, no one ever wonders whether their relationship had a negative effect on hers.)

April 18, 2009 9:39 AM


Oh brother, you are kidding right?

Anonymous said...

Oh brother, you are kidding right?

April 18, 2009 2:08 PM


Hmmph. "Brother" huh? Typical of you patriarchal dominated right wing nutjob clinging to your outdated religious myths and social conditioning. When you wake up and join us in this century then maybe we can have an intelligent converstion about this important subject.

gender neutral inclusive said...

Hmmph. "Brother" huh? Typical of you patriarchal dominated right wing nutjob clinging to your outdated religious myths and social conditioning.

April 18, 2009 2:11 PM


yeah dude... should've said "Oh Sister"

Anonymous said...

Anything men can do women can do better!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anything men can do women can do better!

April 18, 2009 2:13 PM



One thing especially that Yoko did better then John Lennon was... write songs! That's why Yoko was BIGGER THEN THE BEATLES. She eclipsed them, no wonder they broke up!

Anonymous said...

this has nothing to do with Happy Record Store Day

Anonymous said...

Nothing? Women can operate and own record stores! Women can purchase records. Women can not only make records in the manufacturing sense, but can record them as well!

Ever heard of the Indigo Girls?
Ever listened to Sarah McLachlan?

Women can SET records for concert attendance!

Women have come a long way from mindlessly screaming for the Beatles!
No longer are we yoked to that outdated and dangerous male centered paradigm.

Women can also play your game mr.
I can pretend to be you just as well as you pretended to be me! See how you like it!

~vince

Anonymous said...

wait a second lady, vince didn't do it!

Anonymous said...

HEY! Leave me out of this!

vince

Anonymous said...

is this a real issue? or some stunt you pranksters have concocted?

Vince said...

I'd love to have an orgy with Heather, Yoko, and Linda

dude looks like a lady said...

Women can also play your game mr.
I can pretend to be you just as well as you pretended to be me! See how you like it!

~vince

April 18, 2009 2:21 PM


I bet you can lady... i bet you can.

come again? said...

Anonymous Vince said...

I'd love to have an orgy with Heather, Yoko, and Linda

April 18, 2009 2:27 PM

the problem with that is that yoko always says "save it for me"
greedy b*tch

Anonymous said...

"the problem with that is that yoko always says "save it for me"
greedy b*tch

April 18, 2009 2:29 PM"


Men have a problem with fearless unapologetic sexually adventureous powerful women. Yoko doesn't WAIT for you to give her an orgasm, SHE MAKES HER OWN!

Anonymous said...

Vince said...

I'd love to have an orgy with Heather, Yoko, and Linda

April 18, 2009 2:27 PM


How much you want to bet that vince didnt write that?

fresh sushi said...

Anonymous said...

is this a real issue? or some stunt you pranksters have concocted?

April 18, 2009 2:26 PM


if you have to ask.......

Anonymous said...

Vince said...

I'd love to have an orgy with Heather, Yoko, and Linda



linda is dead vince....

Anonymous said...

linda is dead vince....

April 18, 2009 2:33 PM


THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!

men are gross! said...

adding necrophilia to your list of sins? you sick typical male!

Product Placement said...

Yoko ono.... age 76

Heather Mills.....crazy one legged millionairess

Linda......deceased

vince getting his secret dream threeway



priceless....


for everything else there is VENTURE BROS.

better? said...

So you feel that when two people love one another they shouldn't spend time together? How much in your estimation is "outrageous" amounts of time?

April 18, 2009 2:05 PM


Oh brother and sister!

Anonymous said...

Oh brother and sister!

April 18, 2009 2:39 PM



are they.... whiteness?

common ground said...

Damn it now don't scare off another Lady! First Mojo, then Aja, then Faulconandsnowjob, now Dematazy.

We all can agree that Yoko would have been better off without John Lennon, right?

who is at FAULt??? said...

this is all iamaphoney's FAULt.
A song about SHOES was sure to bring in the feminine opinion.

Anonymous said...

common ground said...

Damn it now don't scare off another Lady! First Mojo, then Aja, then Faulconandsnowjob, now Dematazy.




Something tells me Dematazy doesn't scare as easily dude.

thespian says.... said...

ruh!

CALLING SIR LARRY! said...

We have three choices here..

1. 50/50
2. Phone a friend.
3. Tomato/tomato lets call the whole thing off.


I chose 2.
Phone a friend...

The friend?


Sir Larry!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sir Larry!!!!!!

April 18, 2009 2:50 PM


SIR?????!!?!?

SIR??!?!?!?

Male domination AGAIN!

step child of a alcoholic said...

Happy Record Store Day!

Ringo said...

Peace and Love Brothers and Sisters!
Peace and Love!

Anonymous said...

why does brothers come first?

friend of bill W said...

Anonymous step child of a alcoholic said...

Happy Record Store Day!

April 18, 2009 2:52 PM



poor kid.
someday you will have your own family and you won't make mistakes like this

Scooby Doo said...

Ruh Roh!

Anonymous said...

Have you read the book of Revelation?

This is in there....

vince said...

"Peace and Love Brothers and Sisters!
Peace and Love!"



How much do you want to bet that Ringo didn't write that?

Ringo can't write! No seriously, it was Fingo.

looking for a HEro! said...

only sir larry can fix this! bridge the divide! jump the log!

Anonymous said...

HEro????

the real, one and only vince said...

I didn't write that!

Bingo! said...

Vingo!

Alice said...

"Have you read the book of Revelation?
This is in there...."

Actually, no, it isn't. The word "this" cannot be found in the book of Revelation.

Shirley said...

Neither can the words "radio", "television", or "internet".

Anonymous said...

"only sir larry can fix this! bridge the divide! jump the log!"

Jump the shark!

Guineviere said...

"only sir larry can fix this"

Sir Larry, I call upon the to put this in the book of Revelation!

Guineviere said...

"thee" that is

Sir Larry said...

I could never do such a thing, My Lady.
A terrible curse is laid upon any man that would add or take away words from that book in Chapter 22, verses 18 and 19.

Of course, it says nothing of a woman who would do it!

Guineviere said...

Very well then, I'll do it myself!

William Shakes Lear said...

(End Act 23, Part VII)

Warner Brothers said...

"for everything else there is VENTURE BROS."

Ahem!

Anonymous said...

Get me out!

Anonymous said...

INTERMISSION

Anonymous said...

NOW

Anonymous said...

Please?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone found the Willy Wonka Gold Bars yet?

Anonymous said...

Er - I mean the Billy Bonkers gold acidtate yet?

Anonymous said...

What are you, a wise GUY?

Anonymous said...

See? That's what I mean:
Girls can be smart ALEX too!

Anonymous said...

I'll take girls for 300

Alex said...

This one had a face that launched 1000 ships

Anonymous said...

Um..Who is Tokyo Rose?

Alex said...

No, I'm sorry -

BZZZZT!!!Yes, Andrew?

Andrew said...

Who was Princess Leah?

Magic Alex said...

That is correct; Carrie Fish -

((DING! DING! DING! DING!)And it's the Daily Double!

Alex said...

For 4000 dollars, this one filled in for Paul McCartney after he died in a car crash in 1966.

Anonymous said...

(silence)

Alex said...

(Bzzzt)

Yes, Lorrie

Lorrie Slow said...

Who is Caroline372 ?

Alex said...

No, that's not it.

(more silence)

Alex said...

"Who is Angela Lansbury?" is the answer to that one.

Dawn Knotts said...

I object! It was me!

Deana D Nelly said...

No, it was me!

Alice Cooper said...

No way! It was me!

Marylin Manson said...

It was me!

Minnie Pearl said...

'Twaren't none of ya! It was me!

Anonymous said...

Wrong answer. You loose.

Kermit said...

(15 more posts and we'll hit 400!)

Loose cannons for change said...

Big time. :)0

Frieda People said...

Power to the People!

Pacific Gas and Electric said...

Right on!
Are you ready?

Anonymous said...

For what?

Beatlantic said...

I was born ready.

:D

Start singing said...

for the changes.

"The next album, and the first released by Columbia, was simply called "Pacific Gas and Electric", in 1969. However, it was the next release, the "Are You Ready" LP that included their first mainstream hit. The title track reached #14 in the summer of 1970, and featured the backing vocals of the Blackberries."

Orson Bean said...

Remember me?

Anonymous said...

The REAL Vince said...
"teh REAL ~vince"

'teh' REAL VINCE wouldn't misspell the word "the"

April 18, 2009 12:00 PM

This is not me!
Welp. not going to see Mr. Paul at the Hard Rock.
Still, if anybody sees "Grey Gardens" tonight, let me know how it is!


vince

Coffee Bean said...

Me, you'll regret if you forget!

Awaiting on You All said...

"Welp. not going to see Mr. Paul at the Hard Rock."

Why not, Vince?

399 said...

Yeah, why?

Anonymous said...

400th!

Anonymous said...

400 and FIRST!

Fince said...

I'm not vince!

I knew it! said...

So nobody here even went to a record store, did they?

Anonymous said...

no point if you don't have a turn table:)

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