Sunday, November 28, 2010

An Unnecessary Evil?

Recently, one reader eloquently offered a third explanation (I think we are way beyond the number 3, but I get the point) for the motives behind The Rotten Apple Series by drawing parallels between ART and Magick. Iamaphoney has offered several videos that seem to suggest that Paul McCartney was involved in the occult. But I think it is fair to say that Iamaphoney's videos don't appear to be from a perspective of one who is outraged that Paul McCartney or his "just a good replica" would be a practitioner of "Magic with a K." In fact, Iamaphoney seems to embrace Thelema and Aleister Crowley himself to a certain degree. I have been repeatedly given warnings with peace and love about the time and energy I have spent promoting and analyzing Iamaphoney and his Rotten Apple videos. Is it possible that Iamaphoney is not really going after Paul McCartney, but is instead using Paul McCartney to go after us? Is Iamaphoney using me and you to spread a belief in Thelema? I find that to be a humorous thought because we are not that big of a group, and I have personally not seen a shred of evidence that suggests that any two people who visit this site can agree on anything (and that includes subscribing to the same anti-religion). Of course, I was the guy who was criticized recently for suggesting that we all go out for pizza. That was actually a face saving measure that I employed after Iamafunny let that cat out of the bag. [Is that the "face saving" thing that you were talking about Rian? I'm still a fan of yours]

But this is not the first time that someone has suggested that watching Rotten Apple videos can be bad for you. There have been stories about sigil magic, mind control, and some reasonable concerns, unfortunately often leading to illogical leaps and unfounded conclusions by others. I admit, that in order for Iamaphoney to be a guilty pleasure for me, there must be some guilt. But, I don't think that all of the Rotten Apple videos together are nearly as bad for my soul as the movie "Satan's Bed" starring Yoko Ono, which I watched recently for "research purposes." And I don't think that Iamaphoney has done nearly as much harm to Paul McCartney's reputation as people like Heather Mills and even Yoko Ono.

If Rotten Apple videos are causing you to have anxiety-producing dreams or unwanted thoughts, please don't watch them. The reactions to the Trilogy of long form Iamaphoney videos lead me to believe that people are not sitting in front of Rotten Apple videos all day long. I started this blog because I was intrigued by the sudden transformation of amateur videos into something so polished that some even believed McCartney himself was involved. Thelema Schmelema, I got pulled in by the prospect of finding out more about the four ARTists that I have adored collectively and individually since I first heard "I Want To Hold Your Hand."

But the argument that was presented suggesting that "ART = Magick" is certainly worth exploring. I agree that "The Rotten Apple" and "The Right Album" and other curious capitalizations within words beginning with T, R, or A suggest that the Iamaphoney is intentionally referring to the backwards spelling of the word "ART." ART does seem to be the way that souls communicate. And ART certainly does influence people's thoughts, emotions and actions. This is an example of a video that was created for the purpose of influencing people. Is this Magick?



There is no question in my mind that ART has power and can manipulate. But that doesn't make it evil. But could ART be used for evil? I knew as soon as I started using money that ART was trying to influence me to spend it. I knew as soon as I started making my own ART that I would have to make unwanted compromises if I wanted to share my ART with others. Is that the kind of evil we are talking about? Believe me, playing in a cover band or writing songs to order is a little bit like selling your soul to the devil.

Is it really possible that Paul is into Magick? Most reasonable people would say of course not, but what do reasonable people know? I had the pleasure of meeting a reasonable person recently named Ken Mansfield.



Ken was the guy wearing the white raincoat on the Apple rooftop during the Beatles final live performance as a group. He ran the American branch of Apple Records, worked with the Beatles from 1965 onwards, led a promotional tour for Apple artist Jackie Lomax, became a major record producer for several artists including Outlaws Waylon, Willie and Jessi, assembled Ringo's band for the "Time Takes Time" album (without credit), hit rock bottom, re-emerged as a Christian and wrote three terrific books that he autographed for me.



Ken is often invited by churches to share his testimony of how despite having all of the advantages one would expect living the Rock and Roll Lifestyle, he felt empty inside until he hit rock bottom and committed himself to a life as a Christian.



Ken's presentations about his faith journey are usually split into three parts. In Part 1, he shares his reminiscences of his time in the music business with a heavy emphasis on his work with the Beatles. Part 2 is Question and Answer with the host. Part 3 features questions from the audience. Interestingly, in the session that I attended, the very first question from the church host in Part 2 dealt with "Paul Is Dead." Ken responded with the typical "You can gather evidence to prove Hitler was a nun if you look hard enough." I have looked and I have not found any evidence to suggest that Hitler was a nun. If I find any, I will make YouTube videos about it and you can write a blog about me. Ken followed with the "American Explanation" of the "I Buried Paul" at the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever." Like Allen Klein said in 1969, Ken thought that John meant that his sound "buried" Paul's sound in the mix. This of course conflicts with explanations given by Derek Taylor, as well and Paul McCartney and John Lennon himself. A member of the audience mentioned the "Cranberry Sauce" explanation. Ken said he was aware of that, but that it didn't make any sense. Um hum.

The "Paul Is Dead" subject reappeared in Part 3 when a member of the audience commented that Ken described in his books that even though he was not a fan of the Beatles' music initially, his appreciation for it grew over time. When Ken acknowledged the accuracy of the comment, the audience member asked what Ken's take was on people, many of whom are Christians, who suggest that there is something sinister in the music of the Beatles. Ken paused reflectively and said, "There was a darkness in their music at a certain point because of various things that they were doing at the time, but it wasn't sinister. They were nice people."

But what about Mr. McCartney? Is it sacrilegious to ask the question, "Could he be a devotee of Aleister Crowley?" No one has explained away to my satisfaction the presence of Aleister Crowley in the background screen when Paul plays "Helter Skelter" on tour.



And why does that one segment that initially appeared on Paul's Official Channel for the new "Band On The Run" Remastered CD, and is included in the accompanying DVD seem like an Iamaphoney video?



And why does the "original" video for the song "Band On The Run" itself contain such strange imagery?



And that interview where Paul refers to "Magick with a K" is very strange to me.

And I must admit that I find the cover of Paul's "Liverpool Sound Collage" a little disturbing.



Isn't it also interesting that the George Harrison spoken phrase from the recording session for the song "Think For Yourself," that Paul chose to incorporate repeatedly in the Collage, happened to be "Do What You Want To Do," which sure seems to me to be synonymous with Crowley's famous phrase, "Do What Thou Wilt"???

In spite of the fragments of evidence to the contrary, I am still content to agree with Ken Mansfield comment that the Beatles were nice people, and not sinister at all. I am inclined to believe the same about Iamaphoney.



I am told that the next update for subscribers will be on December 7.

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The Joker said...

Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money.

J said...

I won't read the book of the law by crowley because it's either satanic, mock-satanic, or both.

Maybe that makes me a hippocrit for watching phoney's vids and reading this blog.

But comments like that one make me feel like a retard being laughed at. I may be a retard but you're the sicko who's laughing at a retard.

Or I'm taking you too seriously.

EliasCrowe said...

iamaphoney May have already lost the Game.

What do you think?

May-be the Org should have asked for $4.44 and later ask for $2.22, that way people could have bought in without feeling like they're taking the Mark of le Beast?

May-be should reconsider that interview.. if you {the Org} can decide which one of you is willing enough to become a subject of mockery and skepticism.

Fool's gold said...

What makes the most sense, from an outsider's perspective, is that the only people who would joke about corruption are people who don't believe in corruption or people who are totally corrupt.

And some of you seem pretty well read.


Or maybe the disciples were always throwing around gnostic/satanic inside jokes with winks and giggles because they were so confident in their spiritual standings. Maybe they thought it wouldn't detract anyone. Maybe they gave people good reason to suspect they worshipped satan, so that way only the most courageous would follow Christ.


Me, I have no excuse. I've always been this way. But what about the others?

Anonymous said...

You're losing it, buddy.

Anonymous said...

i just donated 6.66 to www.hungerfreeplanet.org


Much better off there, then in Mikeys pockets.

the mask said...

He gets that money too!?!

That bastard!

Oh, than.


SOMEBODY STOP ME

Anonymous said...

Stop in the name of love
before you break my code

Think it over

Anonymous said...

"If there was an update today I'll never see it. The revelation shouldn't be for sale. "


The revelation is NOT for sale and that is why you are here today



Or will you tell them about the most amazing Youtube site that became a stand alone website that had inside of it......


................?


guess you will have to subscribe to get that answer now WONT YOU....



No, you do not have to send
cash to get that answer

Anonymous said...

"Stop in the name of love
before you break my code

Think it over"


He art.

Anonymous said...

I Am He.

Anonymous said...

9/11 He Die

G-dogu said...

Baby, I'm in love with you.

Anonymous said...

{I want to] come Home.

Anonymous said...

WE REMEMBER WHO WE ARE!

Anonymous said...

I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going
In the sunshine of your love.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, can we speed this up a little?

What the hell are you doing with the MONEY Phoney?

You're supposed to SPEND IT. SO SPEND IT!

Anonymous said...

I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys.

Anonymous said...

12/08 1980 John Lives Forever

Anonymous said...

he's baaaaaack

L Ron Huckster said...

there, in the private club that is the wingedbeatle.com, is the most amazing and great website ever, well worth the 6.66.
in fact, I gave more money, a lot more

That's a good dog. (Down boy!)
Tell you what: since you've been such a good dog, I'll tell you the really really REALLY big secret of Scamentology for only 30 pieces of silver! And once you know that secret, you can teach it to the other mongrels for 30 pieces of silver!

Anonymous said...

I don't care too much for MoneY,
mONEy can't buy me LOVE CODE!

Anonymous said...

In this video at 1:46 you will see a strange image...does it remind you the beatles "abbey road" back cover ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RdI_9RW2zw

Dimas

Anonymous said...

maybe you didn't know but revelations have always cost money.

the original book of revelation cost 3 denarii and you had to subscribe to John's website. Yes they had websites then because John time traveled and set up a domain, and of course he got www.revelation.com before anyone else.

also, all scholars know the original disciples were in a marginally successful pop band and later used Jesus' popularity to help them sell their original songs, which were sort of backward versions of the psalms.

knowing this, I don't see why anyone would think the Phoney thing is sketchy at all.

Anonymous said...

ATTN ALL IDIOTS (re Tavistock)

"The 12-atonal system consisted of heavy, repetitive sounds, taken from the music of the cult of Dionysus and the Baal priesthood by Theo Adorno and given a "modern" flavor by this special friend of the Queen of England and hence the Committee of 300.

Tavistock and its Stanford Research Center created trigger words which then came into general usage around "rock music" and its fans. Trigger words created a distinct new break-away largely young population group which was persuaded by social engineering and conditioning to believe that the Beatles really were their favorite group. All trigger words devised in the context of "rock music" were designed for mass control of the new targeted group, the youth of America."

anyone that believes this b.s. is a goofball. Obviously this drek was written by a far right wing bible nut who understands nothing about Rock and Roll and who would resort to making s**t up to make it appear as though the Beatles were a scam and had no talent of their own.

there are no musical scores/charts dating to the time of the cult of Baal and Dionysus. This is total b.s. and embarrassing.

The Beatles music was popular on many levels and across genres, not just "heavy repetitive" beats (right wing wacko talk) but ballads such as "And I Love Her" were hardly the stuff of brainwashing techniques. Duh.

I didn't become a fan until long after they broke up. The part where he says we fans only were convinced they were our favorite group due to social conditioning is retarded.

tons of bands were favorite groups for SOMEONE in the 60s, including Sonny and Cher, Mantovani and His Orchestra, and the soundtrack to West Side Story outsold even Sgt Pepper and Abbey Road so what goofballage.

anyone that uses that stuff as a source is lying to themselves. Clearly you can hear the influence of Buddy Holly, Little Richard, and the Everly Brothers in their early music. It's organic and any musician knows that.

catcher said...

Paul is dead.
Lennon is alive.
nothing Is real.
i a map.
honey.

Anonymous said...

Lennon dead 30 years ago today. but you all dont care. it's sad.

Anonymous said...

You know, on December 8th true Beatle fans would appreciate it if you psycho's would refrain from making stupid statements like "Lennon is alive" (not to mention "Paul is Dead").

Anonymous said...

most of the people here aren't Beatle fans, anonymous. They are Beatle observers, Beatle gossips, Beatle rumor mongers, and Beatle haters.

Anonymous said...

You said it all though not many had ears


All those years ago

Anonymous said...

Paul is dead.
Lennon is alive.
nothing Is real.
i a map.
honey.




exactly

Anonymous said...

Taf said himself, most alarmingly, that reasonable people would not imagine Paul was an occultist. But then he disingenuously throws in there, "But what do reasonable people know?"

yeah, reasonable people are wrong and illogical people are right.

Manson called, he'd like his teachings back.

I had a honey and I bet a grand said...

Throw in BeatlesMystery and The King is Naked for a full house.

Anonymous said...

let's see the map, honey

Anonymous said...

Most reasonable people might not think Tafultong with the secret society nickname is an occultist, but what do reasonable blog readers know?

Taf is obviously a Thelemite and a shill with ties to Phoney and Freemasonry, hence his fawning approval and his failure to address Bluelink, who claimed that he was the hand that fed Taf.

Considering the Masons control media and are attempting to brainwash society, obviously Phoney and his cronies are part of the Tavistock NWO program to disinform and create suspicion amongst the masses that nothing is real and nothing they believe about the world is true.

Taf, being the bitch of bluelink (until he states otherwise), is one of them.

I think that's reasonable.

Anonymous said...

hence his fawning approval and his failure to address Bluelink, who claimed that he was the hand that fed Taf.

well, I havent exactly noticed any actual fawning, aside from the nightingale vid.

Bluelink still getting on your nerves?

Too fucking bad. We're here to stay.

Right Taf?

Anonymous said...

let's see the map, honey



You're looking right at it, man.

Anonymous said...

440

Anonymous said...

441

Anonymous said...

hence his fawning approval and his failure to address Bluelink, who claimed that he was the hand that fed Taf.

well, I havent exactly noticed any actual fawning, aside from the nightingale vid.

Bluelink still getting on your nerves?

Too fucking bad. We're here to stay.

Right Taf?

Bluelink dudes, you aren't on anybody's nerves at all. One would have to care in order for that to happen. You think you know something? Hahahaha wow are you ever talking to the wrong guy.

Anonymous said...

Taf is obviously a Thelemite

if he is, he's not very good at it.

Anonymous said...

One would have to care in order for that to happen. You think you know something? Hahahaha wow are you ever talking to the wrong guy.


yeah, I know.

Anonymous said...

Taf is obviously a Thelemite

if he is, he's not very good at it.

no one is.

Anonymous said...

No, some are. They just don't call it that.

Y firemen wear suspenders? said...

to hold up their pants!

Anonymous said...

One would have to care in order for that to happen, though. Really.

tragick magick said...

Thelemite - isn't that what brought down the WTC towers?

Keep your pants ON said...

Y firemen wear suspenders? said...
to hold up their pants!


Sus pend her
Su spend hers
suspend her(s)

Building 7 Levels said...

How come no one ever mentions ME?

Anonymous said...

Building 7 Levels said...

How come no one ever mentions ME?

because you're nonsense.

Anonymous said...

IMAGINE

Anonymous said...

because you're nonsense.



ha ha ha

yeah. well, building 7 was there anyway.

Anonymous said...

A 47-story skyscraper!

does that count the 13th floor?

Anonymous said...

Like the collapses of the Twin Towers, the collapse of Building 7 commenced suddenly and was over in seconds.

Anonymous said...

Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am!

Anonymous said...

Keep your pants on.

Anonymous said...

Still waiting for my Apollo ticket.
Ticket Master is sooooo S L O W.

Anonymous said...

RUN ya twin freak!

Anonymous said...

In this video at 1:46 you will see a strange image...the skull at "abbey road" lp back cover ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RdI_9RW2zw

Dimas

Anonymous said...

"Will you tell them you were too cheap to cough up a lousy $10 for some entertainment you freeloaders have been gorging yourselves on for the past 4 years?"




Jesus threw the money changers out of the Temple. He said it's free or go to hell.

Get Some Magick In Your Life! said...

This site is dedicated to Osiris, Winged Pharaoh of Egypt.
One of his traditional names was “Water of Renewal”.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
hence his fawning approval and his failure to address Bluelink, who claimed that he was the hand that fed Taf.

well, I havent exactly noticed any actual fawning, aside from the nightingale vid.

Bluelink still getting on your nerves?

Too fucking bad. We're here to stay.

Right Taf?

December 8, 2010 2:02 PM

Bluelink has nothing to do with Tafultong and he has nothing to do with Iamaphoney. He can claim that Taf follows his orders but his comments will be ignored or he can can bark commands at Iamaphoney and those comments will be ignored too.

MikeNL has real insider status. Taf has less than MikeNL and Bluelink has none.

Good King Winston said...

"Deep and crisp and crispy..."

Anonymous said...

MikeNL has real insider status. Taf has less than MikeNL and Bluelink has none.

hahahah "insider status."

Anonymous said...

Thursday Morning creeping like a nun.

Anonymous said...

Christmas Eve - Vigil Mass

Old Testament - Isaiah 62:1-5
For Zion's sake I will not keep silent, and for Jerusalem's sake I will not rest, until her vindication goes forth as brightness, and her salvation as a burning torch. The nations shall see your vindication, and all the kings your glory; and you shall be called by a new name which the mouth of the Lord will give. You shall be a crown of beauty in the hand of the Lord, and a royal diadem in the hand of your God. You shall no more be termed Forsaken, and your land shall no more be termed Desolate; but you shall be called My delight is in her, and your land Married; for the Lord delights in you, and your land shall be married. For as a young man marries a virgin, so shall your sons marry you, and as the bridegroom rejoices over the bride, so shall your God rejoice over you.

Epistle - Acts 13:16-17,22-25
So Paul stood up, and motioning with his hand said:

"Men of Israel, and you that fear God, listen. The God of this people Israel chose our fathers and made the people great during their stay in the land of Egypt, and with uplifted arm He led them out of it.

Anonymous said...

Fire goes before him

Anonymous said...

On that day

Anonymous said...

‘Get up to a high mountain, O herald of good tidings to Zion,
lift up your voice with strength, O herald of good tidings to Jerusalem’

Anonymous said...

The rumor of my death has been greatly exaggerated.

Anonymous said...

good mourning, good mourning!

Anonymous said...

9/11 HE DIE

Anonymous said...

that was his first mistake he took his lucky break and broke it in two.

Anonymous said...

Bluelink has nothing to do with Tafultong and he has nothing to do with Iamaphoney. He can claim that Taf follows his orders but his comments will be ignored or he can can bark commands at Iamaphoney and those comments will be ignored too.

You've been called out, Bluelinker trolls.

If indeed you have no connection to Taf or Phoney (and there is no reason to suppose you are), then your bluelinking, which no one thus far has ever so much as whispered they cared about, followed, or thought was relevant, is the purest psychopathic blog behavior hahahaha.

Nothing new to this blog, which has seen its fair share of pseudo-insider, biblical, and Lennon is Alive (or "I am the reincarnated Lennon") wackos, but really now.

Anonymous said...

"Beatle observers, Beatle gossips, Beatle rumor mongers, and Beatle haters."
I AM THE BEATLES FAN!!!!!!!!!1 And Paul is dead. My memory is really full of it shit.

Anonymous said...

I'm a bluebird.

pssst! said...

ever so much as whispered they cared about


oh, they care about it...

Anonymous said...

The voice of one crying in the wilderness.

Anonymous said...

“Come, let us climb the LORD’s mountain,
to the house of the God of Jacob,
that he may instruct us in his ways,
and we may walk in his paths.”
For from Zion shall go forth instruction,
and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem.
He shall judge between the nations,
and impose terms on many peoples.
They shall beat their swords into plowshares
and their spears into pruning hooks;
one nation shall not raise the sword against another,
nor shall they train for war again.
O house of Jacob, come,
let us walk in the light of the Lord!

pushing the buriers said...

James ... Variant of Jacob (Hebrew) "he who supplants".

Anonymous said...

Planting seed.

it was a hot day said...

supplanter, from Latin supplantre, to trip up : sub-, sub- + planta, sole of the foot;

Anonymous said...

any damn place we choose

Johnnie Walker said...

I love Scotch

Whiskey a GO GO firewater said...

Drink scotch whiskey all night long.

Anonymous said...

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line

Anonymous said...

My Pet Goat

Anonymous said...

Let's have seven minutes of silence for PID.

Anonymous said...

A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her pet goat in her house. She played with her pet goat in her yard.

LMW said...

Like More Whiskey

Anonymous said...

Close your eyes

on this will be the day that I die said...

Good ol boys were drinking catcher in the rye, sayin',,,,,

Anonymous said...

more whiskey!

MAGIC WITH A K said...

'I WISH -KEY I COULD BE THERE"

Jumbo Jr. said...

It almost seems inappropriate to discuss Paul McCartney himself on this blog or iamaphoney's comment section.

Either a) he's being funny and strange on purpose as a joke/attention-getter, or b) he's so far gone that it's a totally disingenuous act when he's a good guy, and it wouldn't be far off to consider him 'dead.'

Coming here kind of feels like putting my chips on the latter, when I have already decided to believe the former. And if it's the former, writing here about Paul McCartney would be like interrupting a poem by writing on the page to comment on the author and/or the main character in his poem. Man, I love my metaphors.

Is this thing on? Ha, no, just kidding. Paul was awesome on Fallon, you guys see that? Such an awesome guy. Such an awesome guy.

Anonymous said...

Nice shirt.

501 said...

Nice jeans.

Anonymous said...

You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime.

like a tombstone said...

when you're old, when you're old, no body will know

Anonymous said...

Sonny move out to the country.

Anonymous said...

Mama Mia!

The boy's name Leone \le(o)-ne\, also used as girl's name Leone, is a variant of Leon (Greek), Leonard (Old German) and Napoleon, and the meaning of Leone is "lion strength".

Anonymous said...

Joel ('יוֹאֵל "Yahweh is El", usually interpreted as meaning Jehovah is God, Standard Hebrew Yoʾel, Tiberian Hebrew Yôʾēl

Anonymous said...

Lunch?

Anonymous said...

This post is directed toward the phoney one.

Hope you caught Jimmy Fallon on Late Night, Dec, 9th

The one and only, you know him as Macca was on for the evening.

At one point in the show the subject of the new "Band on the Run" remasters come up.

Jimmy opens the book which comes with the vinyl and cds and comments about sweater vests. He turns and says, "You're Magick" as he points to a photo in the book.

Did you catch it? It was put on especially for you.

Anonymous said...

This guy's magick

http://www.hulu.com/watch/199696/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-paul-mccartney-part-2#s-p1-sr-i1

Anonymous said...

Magick is like using a motorized scooter in a marathon for runners. You're totally awesome until the end where you're disqualified. Only it's worse, the disqualification for magic.

MikeNL said...

but as for me,
i still remember how it was before

Anonymous said...

Attributes of Doublespeak -

Lutz provides several defining attributes of doublespeak:

-misleads
-distorts reality
-pretends to communicate
-makes the bad seem good
-avoids or shifts responsibility
-makes the negative appear positive
-creates a false verbal map of the world
-limits, conceals, corrupts, and prevents thought
-makes the unpleasant appear attractive or tolerable
-creates incongruity between reality and what is said or not said


I think you all deserve a B- at the very least.

Anonymous said...

This guy's magick.

for the sweater vest?

Anonymous said...

LMW SNL

Anonymous said...

get back to the egg

APOLLO C VERMONT said...

bernie sanders! wtg! green up!

Anonymous said...

Did the sons of God corrupt early peoples with knowledge of plants and roots and charms and enchantments and stuff or was Enoch a liar?

I'm so tired of this.

You tell me.

Anonymous said...

If indeed you have no connection to Taf or Phoney (and there is no reason to suppose you are), then your bluelinking, which no one thus far has ever so much as whispered they cared about, followed, or thought was relevant, is the purest psychopathic blog behavior hahahaha.

December 9, 2010 11:47 AM




BACK IN THE DAY WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAD OVER A THOUSAND COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG!!! COME ON BLUE LINKER!!! KICK THIS OL' SCHOOL AND SHOW THEM WHAT THE HELL THE BLUELINKER CAN DO!!!!!

WHAT COULD THEY SAY THEN???!??! THAT YOU DONT COUNT?!?!?

NO SIR!!!

WITH OVER 1,000 COMMENTS THEY WOULD GIVE YOU SOME RESPECT!!!

WITH OVER 2,000 COMMENTS THEY WOULD HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!!!!

WITH OVER 3,000 COMMENTS THEY WOULD HAVE AWE!!!!

WITH OVER 4,000 COMMENTS.... THE WORLD WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM FREAKING SERIOUS!!!!

IF I HAVE TO SIT HEAR ALL WEEKEND AND PRINT JOKES HERE AGAIN TO GET YOU IN THE IAMAPHONEY BLOGGING RECORD BOOKS I DONT MIND

I PLAN ON DRINKING HEAVILY, SO I PROBABLY WOULD ANYWAYS

GET THAT RANDOM SONG QUOTER IN HERE AND THE MR APOLLO WHITE PHONE COMMENTER AND WE COULD DO SOMETHING EPIC...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sonny move out to the country.

December 10, 2010 7:14 AM


If we quoted the Billy Joel entire catalog, one line at a time, we might be on our way to 5,000 posts by 2011....

think of it...

an achievement of merit



then if we get sponsorships, say $1 a post, we could give the money to charity and get on the news and tell the world about it

OR WE COULD DONATE IT TO IAMAPHONEY AND GET THE MAL BOOK AND PUBLISH IT

Anonymous said...

$5,000 would buy the mal book?

seems like a lot of money to read a book about a dude that got the beatles beans on toast...


"Oh Mal!"

Anonymous said...

if 5,000 different people made 1 comment we could be there in MINUTES

no vegas pizza 4 bluelinker said...

taf wont allow it bluelinker! HE WILL POST BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!


he is denying you your vegas pizza

i suck at math said...

you going to take that bluelinker?

only 4,000 more comments to go

Anonymous said...

"I ought to be Jesus by then.. He be dead. No I'm not actually dead, just a good replica"

Across from the medical center said...

Sonny is in the city. Sonny should move out to the country.

Workin' too hard can give you
A heart attackackackackackack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
Is that all you get for your money?

Anonymous said...

he is denying you your vegas pizza


NYC has the best pizza in the world!

Anonymous said...

what if you climb in the back with your head on the clouds?....... park by the sundial.

Anonymous said...

SGT O'Realy is walking the beat. At night he becomes a bartender.


lol

Anonymous said...

530

Anonymous said...

OR WE COULD DONATE IT TO IAMAPHONEY AND GET THE MAL BOOK AND PUBLISH IT

Mal a prop?

Mal-icious! said...

Here's my post!

Dick Tater said...

WITH OVER 4,000 COMMENTS.... THE WORLD WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all it takes?

Billy Joel said...

And It seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Mama, If that's movin' up
then I'm movin' out!

Aunt Jesse Ventura said...

You think you know the HOLE story?
Think again!

While you were sleeping said...

they came and took it all away

Anonymous said...

But the sun's rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
It's the Circle of Life
And it moves us all

Anonymous said...

WITH OVER 4,000 COMMENTS.... THE WORLD WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!


all you need is one pearl. See above post

Anonymous said...

ssappheiros, "blue stone" lapis lazuli

some linguists propose an origin in Skt. sanipriya -"sacred to Saturn," from Sani "Saturn" + priyah "precious."

Saturday's on the Phone to said...

Maybe Macca will do something interesting on SNL tonight.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Macca will do something interesting on SNL tonight.

December 11, 2010 7:35 AM


macca knows Lorne Michaels according to dana carvey according to the iamafunny video

on the other hand, according to iamafunny paul is an alien shapeshifting reptilian.... so yeah, batshit craziness

iamafunny=faulconandsnowjob



/are we to 5,000 comments yet?

Anonymous said...

One comment is all we need.

magick with yarn said...

Veni son, vidi, vici.

Anonymous said...

You'll go down in history!

Anonymous said...

Picture youself on a boat on a river.

Anonymous said...

your self!

NavTiLS said...

and I Am holding back the tears no more.

Philosopher Stone said...

"An Unnecessary Evil?"

Isn't all evil unnecessary?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Macca will do something interesting on SNL tonight.

Why change now?

Anonymous said...

five fifty

Anonymous said...

Just a good, uh, reptilian

the walrus said...

the world is my oyster!

Ex-rated said...

Xmas time is here again!

tonight's the night said...

but I'll be asleep

Anonymous said...

NOT ME!

I'M READY! ARE YOU?

Anonymous said...

^^^
555

Anonymous said...

Press!

Anonymous said...

She so good like you knew they should.

Anonymous said...

Be Just a good, uh, reptilian.

Anonymous said...

Let it be.

Anonymous said...

lol imagine tonight on snl paul mccartney says "i'm a phoney"

how much chaos will there be on here..

Anonymous said...

IT WILL BE FANFUCKINGTASTIC!

Anonymous said...

The up and homecoming tour ends ind 2010


Not 2011


Not 2012

Anonymous said...

just a good, uh, reptilian be.

ART LINKLETTER said...

break multiple legs, really!

Anonymous said...

never have so many bullsh*tters bullsh*tted themselves and each other so often about a topic that is such absolute bullsh*it in the first place

it's gotta be some sort of b.s. world record!

david Letterman IckeNL said...

LIZ ard legs! worldwide!

Anonymous said...

with a K

Anonymous said...

the countdown begins

Anonymous said...

Up and coming let it be home coming tour

Anonymous said...

the countdown begins

hahahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

I'M WITH
PAUL =>

Anonymous said...

I didnt think I never dreamed
That I would be around to see it all come true

Anonymous said...

Woh I oh I

it's the freakiest show! said...

In 1897, two British men claimed to have invented a camera that could photgraph the past. William Maplebeck and amateur photographer Robert Stookes, demonstrated their "chronoscope" at Esme Collings Photographers on Rodney Street in Liverpool. Maplebeck said that he had discovered an arrangement of mirrored quartz lenses which could project images of the past on a photographic plate in a random (uncontrolled) manner. The inventors showed magic lantern slides of cave men, Roman soldiers stationed in Chester, and an Elizabethan woman in the streets of Liverpool. The lecture was disrupted by jeers and cries of "Fraud!" and "Charlatans!". Maplebeck and Stokes put their invention into its case and left, as it was pointless to continue their lecture.

Davy Jones said...

oh you silly things!

Anonymous said...

why is he wearing his pajamas?

Anonymous said...

It must be a pajama party!

Anonymous said...

The lecture was disrupted by jeers and cries of "Fraud!" and "Charlatans!". Maplebeck and Stokes put their invention into its case and left, as it was pointless to continue their lecture.

hmm they should have given the lecture to the NIR peeps. They would have believed it unhesitatingly. And there would be a new thread with 2k comments already.

Anonymous said...

580

Anonymous said...

"I believe virtually everything I read"

Did your water just break? said...

Or was someone fire walking under the sprinklers again?

the zetas said...

We have been allowed to state that the European tsunami will happen almost instantly after the New Madrid adjusts. Other than indicate that a slip-side adjustment along the San Andreas will occur after this New Madrid, and occur after the Hoover Dam breaks we have not given any timing clues. Great quakes, such as magnitude 9, should not be expected, but eruptions in the West Coast volcanoes should be anticipated. A slip-slide fault line usually does not move all at once, but in a domino fashion, a bit here, a bit there.

Nights in white rayon said...

This thread is moving slower than January in molasses!
No one wants to get to 4000?
I'm shocked! Dismayed! Disappointed! Apoplectic!
Diabetic!
Did anyone besides MikeNL sign up for the ARE3RA?
I didn't think so.
Cause you spent all your money for that flat screen 3D TV/computer monitor thingy for Christmas, didn't you?
You could have had the world on a string, but NOOOOOOOO.
So now you'll be sitting at home, watching the tube in your mother's basement, and moment of STUPENDOUS FANTASTIC AWESOMENESS will slip right by you!
Well don't blame me! I'm just typing meaningless babble at tafultong's iamaphoney blawg on a Sunday night.

DEM BONES said...

what are you talking about, lady? Domino fashion is not a bit here, a bit there. It's COLLAPSATION in single file.

Anonymous said...

Watching the tube in your mother's basement is your best bet, mate.

Anonymous said...

You could have had the world on a string, but NOOOOOOOO.



I'm not paying one red cent for ANY information.

This BS of charging a fee is so bogus, and who are you hiding from?

hmm?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'M WITH
PAUL =>

December 11, 2010 10:52 PM



uh huh

Anonymous said...

me too

blue velvet said...

who's with Paul?

Anonymous said...

Image seven is really cool.

Anonymous said...

Are you enjoying your time in the Big Apple, Macca?



Can you say Gin and Taconic? Tell your driver that

Anonymous said...

Saw Mill is nice.

Anonymous said...

The Merritt is quite floaty this time of chariot.

Anonymous said...

Is Your Breath Baited?

Anonymous said...

Come HOME!

If a lion roars... said...

d'ya ever notice the MGM Grand Hotel is like a giant X?

so weird, that

Anonymous said...

COURAGE!

Christmas Pudding said...

Anglaise!

Anonymous said...

Walking in slow motion.

Anonymous said...

Walking in slow motion.

Anonymous said...

222

Anonymous said...

Planet X is the MGM Grand Hotel?

watch your step said...

The tree was lit in Rockafeller Center today!



How cool is that!

Anonymous said...

It's been lit for days, hasn't it?

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