Scheduled for release tomorrow is a short film entitled "Turn Me On, Dead Man."
According to the Frayed Edge Films website, "This is a high concept period piece serving as an allegory for the Paul McCartney 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theory/hoax."
The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow. The director, Adam Blake Carver opted to create a fictional band with Beatle haircuts. Carver's description of his inspiration for the film reveals that he is not a first generation fan, or even that much of a fan in general. He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards. Not many would attribute the vocal of "Let It Be" to Lennon unless he or she truly believed that John was "the man of a thousand voices." There is some evidence that Tyler Knell, the Co-Writer and Co-Producer of the film actually listened to and enjoyed the Beatles music, sometimes even playing it forwards.
The film contains original music by the Bumblebees based on various styles reflecting the time period. I don't think they quite nailed the Beatles sound, but they seem to have all of the tools necessary for a Rutles tribute band. If you go to the backstage section of the film's website, you can see and hear them in action. They state in the music section that they are willing to make music "in exchange for anything" so I would imagine that you could get them to play "Paul Is Dead" music at your next backyard cookout.
Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.
With a release date of June 18, 2009, I assume that "Turn Me On, Dead Man" can be seen somewhere tomorrow.
Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...
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"Jane was Paul's fiancee until July 1968, when they ended the relationship. The cause? Satanism"
Actually it was because Jane caught Paul in bed with another woman, Francie, a legendary groupie who's made being "Paul's other woman" into a mini industry.
July 2, 2009 2:14 PM
What do you think they do there at Satanic worship? ORGIES!
Francie was a hard core SATANIST!
GOOGLE THAT! YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH!
on a holiday you say?
tafultong is on vacation...
not actually dead... just on a holiday, really...
I hope he's having fun!
1016
Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday
Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday
It's something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones
Ooh it's a funny game
Don't believe that it's all the same
Can't think what I've just said
Put the soft pillow on my head
Millions of eys can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind
♫♪♫
did they kill taf?
He came over to England with his close friend and minder, Billy and they visited our house in the country many times as Michael and I put together the ideas for our songs together. First of all, we came up with and finished an idea for a song I had started which became 'Say Say Say.' We recorded in Air Studios, London with George Martin producing and eventually went to California to make the video for the song. Funnily enough, I was staying at the ranch that Michael later bought and made into Neverland.
There is the proof (foorp) we have all been waiting for.
MikeNL is in fact.... Faul McCartney.
As we used to say in the old days,
CASE CLOSED!
You are such a dilltard*
* remember when we used to say that too?
"Back in the day.."
Who cares about the proof (foorp)
I am here for the ART!
(remember that too? from Back in the day)
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!!!
I am scared!
i miss tafultong
i would even settle for "Angry Taf"
Or even "All work and no play makes Taf a dull boy" Taf.
From Halloween
good times.... sigh
Is it still illegal to pretend to be taf in his absence? I mean, when the cats away the mice will impersonate.
If a tree falls in the Iaap blog, will the comments still be erased? One way to check for Crouching Dragon Lurking Tafultong.
Like throwing paint on the invisible man
Be a good project for Jesus
No wonder iamaphoney now includes the cricket sounds in his/her videos.
When Taf is not around, do videos really matter?
Answer... no
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is it still illegal to pretend to be taf in his absence? I mean, when the cats away the mice will impersonate.
If a tree falls in the Iaap blog, will the comments still be erased? One way to check for Crouching Dragon Lurking Tafultong.
Like throwing paint on the invisible man
July 3, 2009 11:43 AM
You mean
Faulfultong?
tafultong... COME BACK!
need to report on all the FOORP that you are missing out on!.
lol
Paul is bald?
Tafultong could go a month without updating his blog and what difference would it make? RA #75 might as well be RA#1. All we really know is that IAAP has a lot of shitty songs he wants to push on us.
Maybe Taffy forgot his password.
That sucks.
the secret password is.....
DUCK!!!!"
ducks
" All we really know is that IAAP has a lot of shitty songs he wants to push on us."
that's all you know?
Anonymous said...
" All we really know is that IAAP has a lot of shitty songs he wants to push on us."
that's all you know?
July 3, 2009 4:35 PM
Oh that and he likes to edit chunks of film together, slow the clips down and add monster movie music to it so the dumbfucks that take him seriously will go "ooooohhhh mommy I'm soo scaaarrred!".
that's it?
EARL!
LERA!
Earl? St Clair?
1045
Watchout all you Golden Calf Worshipers!!!!!!!!!
When TafulMoses comes down the mountain with the 10 Commandments you are going to be sorry you are worshiping that Calf!
Get ready for something really big...
TafulMoses
The most important prophet to the Jews
(covers Yshiva10)
One of the top prophets of the Christians
(Jebus freaks covered, and Jeff Leland approved)
Recognized by the Muslims
(Covers MikeyNL1038 and Jude)
Bringing the 10 commandments
PRICELESS
For everything else there is TafulMoses
TafulMoses.... he is everywhere you want to be!
A really big shoe?
Getting it ready for you!
Tofu Moses says: Hippy Fourth of July, phoneybloggerz!
And speaking of phoney, I hope none of you are making
cows suffer by having hamburgers or hot dawgs this fine
In Depends Dense Day.
Don't answer yet! For if you order your very own TafulMoses today not only will you receive the commemorative 10 commandments
but you will also receive for only the cost of shipping and handling.....
1. Parting of the red sea...
(Do you sea? Do you really sea?)
2. Being led to the Promised Land
3. Water from Rocks
4. Burning bushes
5. Yul Brenner as Pharaoh
6. Years in the Wilderness
7. Manna from Heaven
8. Tribes of Reuben Sandwhiches
9. He carries the REAL TALKING STICK
and it can turn into a SNAKE
(munch, munch) Moo us?
Pass that mean mr. mustard over here, will ya?
For everything else..theres TafulMoses said...
TafulMoses
The most important prophet to the Jews
(covers Yshiva10)
HEY! even the MORMONS recognize Tafulmoses!
GOLDEN CALF BURGERS ALL DAY LONG!
Take THAT H8ters!
Where's the tenth?
Mormons for TafulMoses! said...
HEY! even the MORMONS recognize Tafulmoses!
July 4, 2009 5:03 AM
Does Scientology recognize TafulMoses?
Where's the beer tenth?
Does Scientology recognize TafulMoses?
But of course!
Absolutely!
Brooke Shields should get off anti-depressants, EAT SOME GOLDEN CALF BURGERS, read the 10 commandments, get her red sea parted, and join all the cool kids
Happy Tafulpendence Day!
Happy Tafulpendence Day!
I challenge you Tom Tafulcruise to arm wrestling!
Nobody f*cks with Brooke Shields on my watch!
Oh, but the eating Goldencalf burgers...... I approve that!
We have audited iamaphoney, and now he is clear.
Henceforth his videos will be free of spooky music,
puzzling montages, or reversed babbling.
Glad to have helped.
You're glib LauerTong!
But at least we all agree about the goldencalf burgers!
Happy Tafulpendence Day!
TafulMoses said...
GOLDEN CALF BURGERS ALL DAY LONG!
Take THAT H8ters!
July 4, 2009 5:05 AM
YOU ARE THE BEST TAFULMOSES!
Came for the ART
Left with a golden calf burger
meh.......
Just watch... Vince is going to eBay his golden calf burger
If iaap would put a goldencalf burger in one of those suitcases I would go get it!
I like fireworks! where's the BBQ Taffy?
you are my hero Matt LauerTong!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
faulconandbrookeshields and nicloe kidding mcmann
oil wrestling!
meh
Anonymous said...
faulconandbrookeshields and nicloe kidding mcmann
oil wrestling!
July 4, 2009 5:25 AM
no interest..... so gay
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
See you at the iamaphoney BBQ!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow,
newly gradjatated from the Nome University of the Arts and Fine Sciences.
Let's have a really big hand for Joe and Dave!
Happy Tafulpendence Day everybody!
sarah palin killed the golden calf!
she butchered it and made golden calf burgers!
she gets my vote!
POOL PARTY!!!!
Happy Tafulpendence Day!
Where's the beef?
I hereby step down as leader of this blog, so that I can concentrate on Tafulpendence day, cook golden calf burgers, and oil wrestle faulconandbrookeshields
tafulpalin in 2012!
Tafulpendence Day???
wtf?
I'm balled too, just like Michael Jackson and that Paul fella!
Ketchup, mustard and glacamole!
Don't get left behind!
That's 'Guacamole', even I know thayut!
Roof Party!
My piano was boldly outspoken,
And I was boldy out smokin'
At Tafulpendence Day!
I love Tafulpendence Day!
early risers today!
Bag-eladesh!
Old Baggism!
Café O lait
Anonymous said...
early risers today!"
Never went to sleep
was playing Silver Edition Tong
got some party favors and will be up till tomorrow
see you at the Tafulpendence day BBQ and pool party!
o.0
Bring your suitcase eBay to the Tafulpenedence day celebration and get one free golden calf burger!
Hurry! We have to eat the whole golden calf BEFORE TafulMoses gets down from the mountain or we are in big BIG trouble
Anonymous said...
early risers today!
July 4, 2009 5:48 AM
i wish you hadnt said that... now i am tired....
All you can eat Golden Calf Burgers!
Happy Tafulpendence day!
i am going to lay down, and just rest my eyes... NOT SLEEP... just rest my eyes a little....
Don't answer yet! order your very own TafulMoses today
1. Parting of the red sea...
(Do you sea? Do you really sea?)
2. Being led to the Promised Land
3. Water from Rocks
4. Burning bushes
5. Yul Brenner as Pharaoh
Yul Brenner as Pharaoh is my favorite!
Oh wait 'til you see Johnny Depp!
Hey guys! Remember me?
You know: Me, Amy!
[i](Once in love with Amy...)[/i]
Amy who?
How about ME, 'the Preppie Killer?!
All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance dont you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
Theyre falling down like a domino
All the bazaar men by the nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an egyptian
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
Theyve got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
Theyre walking like an egyptian
All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an egyptian
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a cadillac
If you want to find all the cops
Theyre hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the japanese with their yen
The party boys call the kremlin
And the chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like egyptian
All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an egyptian
Walk like an egyptian
Bango Beatlemania!
It's happening again!
Any damn place you choose!
I'm still the cute one!
When Susanna Hoffs joined sisters Vicki and Debbi Peterson to form a band in Los Angeles in the waning days of December, 1980, the trio briefly christened itself The Colours, shortly renamed itself The Supersonic Bangs, but soon morphed its name to The Bangs. The band was part of the Los Angeles Paisley Underground scene, which featured groups that played a mixture of 1960s-influenced folk-rock and jangle pop with a more modern punk–ish/garage band undertone.
miss you taf
happy Taf everybody!
What Hands Era Regarding Era A Risk Era Yes On Us
That Has Everything Guards Are Missing Endings
continues..........
Yul Brenner as Pharaoh is my favorite!
HE was BALD! So he wore a Mac - in the pouring reign.
" IAMHE said...
What Hands Era Regarding Era A Risk Era Yes On Us
That Has Everything Guards Are Missing Endings
continues..........
July 4, 2009 6:46 AM"
wtf?
Is a golden calf burger as good as a butter pie?
It's even butter!
Getting butter all the time!
Butter, butter, butter!
2001 or bust!
The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the toilet.
That was dumb!
You could have licensed it as:
(get ready...)
Beatle Apple Butter!
ey waand juu bag tarfoltaan
John Lemon Butter
Ringo 'Star' Butter
Paul Mc- 'Kart o' Butter'
'George-ous Butter'
We'd butter stop now, or this will churn out to be a rancid margarine of error.
Strawberry Preserves forever!
I Should Have Known Bread-er!
It's all too mush!
The Salad of John and Yoko
So I use Depends!
They Don't Let Me Down!
Butt Playtex Panties help me
Carry That Weight!
With a little help from my friends at Dr. Robert's
and Junior's Pharmacy, I get by!
And here's a little tip from me to you:
If you needed someone; any time at all,
All ya gotta do is call!
1-909-BEATLES
Baby, you can drive my car!
I just got new tires at Fixin-a-Hole Tires, and I'm on that
Long and Winding Road!
Don't Pass Me By!
Pass me that Mean Mister Mustard!
Why don't we do it in the Road?
Don't Let Me Down!
And you thought Golden Suitcase Burgers were bad!...
Are your Piggies less than pink?
Are you hiding them under a pair of old brown shoes?
No need to hide your feet away!
Come to the Octopus's Garden shoe store, and get
fashionable shoes Eight Legs A Week!
And don't forget our Taffel Tongs!
1140 WRVA
1141
My Fête's bigger than your Fête!
ALLEN KLEIN IS DEAD!!!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE56326B20090704
vince
who's next?
newspaper taxies appear on the shore, waiting to take you away
I'm GOING to WITHOLD MY POOP until the owner of this BLOG COMES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS GONNA BE REALLY HARD to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are full of PooP, whether he's here or not.
I was waiting too, but I mean, C"MON!
Allen Klien DIED!!!
vince
Wow. Taf posts a "Turn Me On, Deadman" thread, and they start dropping like flies!
1150 WHUN
Everything is broken
that was the best tafulpendence day ever!
the only thing better will be next years tafulpendence day!
going to sleep now for several days
Don't forget to wake up!
o.0
We had tafulburgers, potaful salad, baked tafulbeans, tafulmellon and tafice cream!
taf would have been so proud!
I keep thinking about how Allen Klein was this high and mighty, pompous rock entrepeneur, and then got alzheimers, and probably didn't even know who The Rolling Stones or the Beatles were.
Life is strange.
And then you die.
1160 WYLL
Palin indicated on a social networking site that she would take on a larger, national role, citing a "higher calling" to unite the country along conservative lines.
"I am now looking ahead and how we can advance this country together with our values of less government intervention, greater energy independence, stronger national security, and much-needed fiscal restraint," the former Republican vice presidential candidate wrote in a posting on her Facebook page.
Look out, there's a monster coming!
ew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aOccbfAqE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri61lBfMBu0
"Even in Arcadia I exist"
Neil and Faul do "Let's Go Crazy!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6SSR3YY-rc
Death said...
"Even in Arcadia I exist"
I need quarters for some arcadian games!
Neil and Faul do "Let's Go Crazy!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6SSR3YY-rc
July 5, 2009 2:34 PM
Shouldn't that be Faul and Neil?
Nobody knows how to play
This loving game
Nobody knows how to play
This loving game
Nobody knows how to play
This loving game
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Death said...
"Even in Arcadia I exist"
July 5, 2009 11:43 AM
Arcadia: good Duran Duran side project from 1985. I knew the Duran connection would be made again by some Nick Rhodes loving pretty boy out there.
♫♪♫
Arcadia was a pop group formed in 1985 by Simon Le Bon, Nick Rhodes and Roger Taylor of Duran Duran, during a break in that band's schedule. However, Roger Taylor appeared in only a few band photographs and in none of the music videos, and stated he was only to be involved in the recording side of the project (he also had minor involvement in Power Station, the other Duran Duran splinter group). The name of the band was reportedly inspired by the Nicolas Poussin painting Et in Arcadia ego (also known as "The Arcadian Shepherds").
The group recorded just one album, the platinum-selling So Red the Rose. It peaked at number 23 on the US album chart, and featured the Top 40 singles "Election Day," "The Flame," "The Promise," and "Goodbye Is Forever". One famous review described So Red the Rose as "the most pretentious album ever made", while All Music Guide called it "the best album Duran Duran never made"[1].
Musicians who contributed to the album included guitarists David Gilmour and Carlos Alomar, pianist Herbie Hancock, Sting (who provided backing vocals on "The Promise"), Grace Jones (who provided brief but dramatic spoken-word interludes on "The Flame" and "Election Day"), bass player Mark Egan of the Pat Metheny Group ("El Diablo" and "Lady Ice") and percussionist David Van Tieghem.
http://duranduran.wikia.com/wiki/Arcadia
I'm next!
Round each habitation hovering,
see the cloud and fire appear
for a glory and a covering,
showing that the Lord is near!
see the cloud and fire appear
Nope, not a nuclear blast.
Not Planet X either.
All my little plans and schemes,
Lost like some forgotten dreams.
Seems that all I really was doing
Was waiting for you.
Just like little girls and boys
Playing with their little toys,
Seems like all they really were doing
Was waiting for love.
1180 WHAM
Dare i say this???
2,500 comments by July 16th????
Can a new iamaphoney blog record be set?
Will Tafultong return to stop it?
It has never been dreamed of before, it may never happen again.
There are rumors that if we do this...
a slot on Oprah. That's all I am saying.
oprah? wtf?
Anonymous said...
oprah? wtf?
July 5, 2009 9:28 PM
I KNOW! That's what I said!
As the temporary replacement fake leader of this blog, let me state unequivocally that I will do everything in my fake power to thwart any attempt to make 2500 comments by July 16
I will resort to any fake means necessary to stop this hateful meaningless pastime.
Let me say two things
1 Get a life
2 Get out of the house
3 Get a girlfriend
in that order.
Faulfultong loves you! BELIEVE IT!
That was 3 things
The culmination of this stage of God’s divine plan is almost upon you and is bringing with it a new and beautiful age in which peace, harmony, and joyful and exhilarating cooperation will change forever the way you perceive yourselves, your environment, and the infinite divine creation that is All That Is.
http://johnsmallman.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/enormous-changes-are-essential-and-imminent/
who the hell elected you tempory replacement fake leader?
Who will represent us on Oprah?
Will tafultong do the honors?
Will we at last see the man behind the mask?
Howzabout Mikey NL?
Or Vince?
Or all threee, with iamaphoney as our inspirational leader?
(Do people even watch Oprah anymore?!)
And from there to Larry (the Lizard) King!
1190 WLIB
this could be the kind of mainstream exposure necessary to finally end this thing. i mean, come one! Yoko?
Mainstream exposure?
The Martians could land in Central Park, and it wouldn't make the papers.
What's that...? They did? Damn!
Right, expose the seamy underbelly of a cult of koolaid drinkers from the Netherlands
What better way to do it?
OPRAH!
whatever dude
like opry would even care about this
lame and rude
Or not.
Yes, how about you stop insulting our collective intelligences and jump on the Faulfultong bandwagon and stop this madness of incessant commenting!
I for one will no longer participate in any discussions on this blog until there is a new rightful post from Tafultong himself.
Let me put this bluntly, down to earth, in a a language that everyone can easily understand.
Get off my lawn
What better way to do it?
Two words: JERRY SPRINGER!
Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
Nah...it's just not the same.
John Sebastian Kroanberg, if that is in fact your real name! How dare you sir! How dare you. If tafultong was here, he would fully support our right to comment up to and past the magick 2,500 comments by July 16
We owe it to Tafultong to get his blog on The Oprah Winfrey Show!
Springer would be better dude.
one word,
CHAIR FIGHTS!
Thats two words....
F I R S T!
not first
FOURTH!
Howl!
Owoooh!
That girl is really pretty!
Have you fully thought this out? 2,500 freakin comments???
We would need to make like..... 1,300 more comments MORE to reach that lofty goal
ARE YOU INSANE?
It cant bleeding be done man!
The pods are overloading now, the dilithium crystals are spent!
I NEED A DRINK!
Think I'll get out of the house and grab her!
And besides, the AM dial doesn't go up that far!
1300 WAVZ
Oooops
1210 WPHT
Anonymous said...
And besides, the AM dial doesn't go up that far!
1300 WAVZ
July 5, 2009 10:03 PM
You sir are good!
What the hey, we're just about half way there!
Pretty soon we'll be at the no-turning-back point,
and we'll simply tafta gopher 2,500.
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