Wednesday, June 10, 2009

System

A very different YouKnowMyName231 entry - System

165 comments:

Godsby Gallons said...

God is the number of cubic inches in a gallon?

Anonymous said...

The wine gallon, which some sources relate to the volume occupied by eight medieval merchant pounds of wine, was at one time defined as the volume of a cylinder six inches deep and seven inches in diameter, i.e. 6·3½²·π ≈ 230.90706 cubic inches. It had been redefined during the reign of Queen Anne, in 1706, as 231 cubic inches exactly (3 × 7 × 11 in), which is the result of the earlier definition with π approximated to 22⁄7.

source: Wikipedia

Anonymous said...

Thank ykmn231 by 2 gallons.

He still offers something..

Bat shit crazy, but so relevant.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE WINE!!!

THIS ALL MAKES SENSE!!! The bull!!

Anonymous said...

got the box of wine rocking tonight
lifting a glass to ykmn231!

poured out the gallon of wine and i will be damned if it wasnt 230.97 inches!

Anonymous said...

Rolling rock 33

Anonymous said...

http://www.lib.snow.edu/Age_Of_Collection/ReportAPage72.html

Anonymous said...

YKMN is so much better then IAAP

Dewey Decmal said...

YKMN is so much better then IAAP

June 10, 2009 9:32 PM


My acronym can beat up your acronym!

You know my Drink said...

This is going to make the old AA meeting hard to go to tomorrow!

Doing research on Rolling Rock 33 and a box of wine. (hic)

Anonymous said...

fucking utah and their fucking mormons (and i mean "fucking" like bunnies)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bob_Duggar

18 fucking kids..

when you need a snack said...

hungry?

let them eat cake.....

Anonymous said...

number 9


18

Anonymous said...

Arkansas not utah

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L86AAGZ9BBg

Anonymous said...

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking!

Anonymous said...

they live!

Anonymous said...

http://www.drlaniac.com/Articles/view.asp?file=fascismcola.htm

Faulcon and aja said...

YKMN is on to something here, get em drunk!

whats your hobby? said...

My system

Anonymous said...

keep trying, bub.

Anonymous said...

after all your posting "motivational" meme's that lost their luster long ago, WAYYY before they were in your steam.

Anonymous said...

http://www.widsm.org/chad/albums/fail-motivational.jpg

PLEASE VISIT MY SITE BECAUSE I HELP TO SULLY THE MOTIVATIONALS.

Anonymous said...

birdsmaniac or what ever her name is.

Anonymous said...

now i have to go buy wine

ykmn420 said...

Anonymous said...

Bat shit crazy, but so relevant.



You Know Marijuana Nuggets grow like crazy in bat shit?

Anonymous said...

everything grows like crazy in bat-poop.

Now how do I smoke without said fruit

Anonymous said...

I dont feel like firing up software. How do I hear IAAP's version of "Give Peace a Chance" both backwards and forwards..

KANYE!!! YOU A FUCKIN GENIUS BABY!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gjMHJ8Y90s

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Anonymous said...

YES WE CAN!! :D

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU SATAN!!

Anonymous said...

i am very aware

Anonymous said...

Great pictures:

http://www.taringa.net/posts/imagenes/2621410/Fotos-ineditas-de-los-beatles-en-sus-comienzos.html

They sure were fun.

Anonymous said...

where are you capmike?
surely you would have something to say......

Anonymous said...

come back capmike!

Anonymous said...

this blog has sunk to unbelievable depths without your wisdom!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I like the new YKMN231 video. He is trying to make a point using the Dewy Decimal System as an illustration. In a way, you could call it a decimal point.

Anonymous said...

The "LimeLight"

is now called "Avalon"

from the Celtic word abal: apple;is a legendary island featured in the Arthurian legend, famous for its beautiful apples

how CUTE!

Mick Jagger said...

Don't mind the maggots!

F. Scott Fitzgerald said...

`a single green light, minute and far away that might have been the end of dock'

Anonymous said...

"Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter – to-morrow we will run farther, stretch out our arms farther…."

Green is the Colour said...

Heavy hung the canopy of blue
Shade my eyes and I can see you
White was the light that shines
Through the dress that you wore
She lay in the shadow of a wave
Hazy were the visions overplayed
Sunlight on her eyes but moonshine
Made her blind every time
Green is the colour of her kind
Quickness of the eye deceives the mind
Envy is the bond between
The hopeful and the damned

The Colour and the Shape said...

Fooey

Hong Kong Phooey said...

We all shine on.

The Shining said...

All play and no work.

Anonymous said...

Everything is bullshit but the open hand. --BC

Anonymous said...

the open hand over Faul's head?

Anonymous said...

Faul is underhanded.

Anonymous said...

Has anybody seen the ghost of Scatman?

Louie the Garbage Man said...

Boo. The king of Marvin Gardens flew out of the cuckoo's nest and got his shine on.

David Randle Jack said...

Honey, I'm home! Now grind this axe.

Congress said...

That's how my library is organized!

Anonymous said...

by grinding axes?

Anonymous said...

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Howard Beale said...

Axe not what your network can grind for you.

Anonymous said...

meepzorp

Jeff Leland said...

It's happening again.

Anonymous said...

FUCK! Youknowmyname's video doesn't have sound!

Jeff Leland said...

I guess we know where Iamaphoney gets his kicks from..

Two girls find his diary along with SHOES!

Pink Galoshes said...

Boots.

But who's really paying attention?

Anonymous said...

six inches deep and seven inches in diameter, i.e. 6·3½²·π ≈ 230.90706 cubic inches.

Miles Denton Oliver said...

HELP ME

Jehobus said...

six inches deep and seven inches in diameter, i.e. 6·3½²·π ≈ 230.90706 cubic inches.


Multiply and replenish the wine.

Lucibert said...

66!

Anonymous said...

One week to go. Look out cos here it comes.

Anonymous said...

As usual, ykmn flies right over everyone's head. for once,


thanks for the ridiculous contrast. Makes the ride interesting.

Ydkmn

billy bob

Anonymous said...

As usual for once. Brilliant. Have you guessed me yet?

Leff Jeland said...

I'm a long tall Texan.

Mel Paso said...

I wear a 2310 cubic inch hat.

Jerry Woodard said...

Wowee!

Anonymous said...

Yoko was there not so much to control John, but to draw attention away from Faul. She (and John) did so very well.

Listening to Come And Get It- if Harry Nilsson didn't write that song, then no one did.

The Magic Christian said...

That's what I'm talking about. If you want it, here it is; come and get it.

But you better hurry bitches.

Anonymous said...

Sonny, if you want it....

Anonymous said...

Miles Denton Oliver said...
HELP ME

June 11, 2009 8:13 PM


What's the matter, Miles?

Iamamaized said...

Sitting on a cornflake.

Anonymous said...

ykmn's video must have gotten tagged--no sound.

BlllShepherd said...

the song that went wrong

Anonymous said...

Odd - ykmn tagged on "one of us" but not on any Beatle tunes. Unless it went silent for some artsy reason?

Is this a mime thing?

Parker Posey said...

we'll just put the books anywhere

Parkey Poser said...

Better.

Parkay said...

Butter.

Ike Wit said...

And then, just when the solution presents itself, you realize you no longer give a damn.

Anonymous said...

Milk Cow Blues

Scotty Joyce said...

Who are you and what have you done with uncle Bill?

Anonymous said...

Step on the gas and wipe that tear away

Anonymous said...

No comment from YKMN about the sound?

The Boat Syndicate said...

Life is an f'in lie.

Row that, Mary Lee.

Anonymous said...

Six more days.

Lucky Gene said...

Anonymous said...
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away


Tears are not what need wiping around here.

Anonymous said...

KEEPING AHEAD OF THE RAIN ON THE ROAD,
WATCHING MY WINDSCREEN WIPERS. (wipers)

Mr K said...

The Band begins at Ten to Six.

Anonymous said...

paulburiedme

watch?v=cRDgCX9PNPw

Memory Almost Full said...

His Royal Highness the King of Cosmania and Surrounding Regions deigns to give his thanks to the following people:

Anonymous said...

Lucky Gene said...
Anonymous said...
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away


Tears are not what need wiping around here.

June 12, 2009 12:31 PM

f**king brilliant! lol

Tatsuo Nosaka said...

Who can figure out such devices?

Anonymous said...

ice?

Shea Shea Sea said...

Hey Macca !

Tickets to Citi Field?

Anonymous said...

showtime!

Anonymous said...

"In Spite of All the Danger"

Anonymous said...

Is Miles OK?

Anonymous said...

Yoko was there not so much to control John, but to draw attention away from Faul. She (and John) did so very well.

Listening to Come And Get It- if Harry Nilsson didn't write that song, then no one did.

I wonder what it's like to be wrong to such a freakish extent. It's one thing to be wrong based on bad info, another to make things up and then present them as though they are true without any evidence whatsoever. Next time, try prefacing your remarks, "Maybe Yoko was there to . . or "Come and Get It' sounds to me like a Harry Nilsson tune," etc.

Anonymous said...

It was sorta blatently wrong


anyway, we do have a criteria around here. Great that most follow it.

lol

Anonymous said...

A taste of honey tasting much sweeter than wine

Do dut don du du dut don du

Onan said...

That's it. I'm pulling out.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what it's like to be wrong to such a freakish extent. It's one thing to be wrong based on bad info, another to make things up and then present them as though they are true without any evidence whatsoever. Next time, try prefacing your remarks, "Maybe Yoko was there to . . or "Come and Get It' sounds to me like a Harry Nilsson tune," etc.

You've been trolled, son.

CAPMIKE said...

FOOLS ALWAYS FIND A GREATER FOOL TO FOLLOW!

Anonymous said...

That'll teach them.

Paul McCartney Snubs EMI Record Label: Moving To One Little Indian
by Staff


Sir Paul Mccartney has dealt a blow to his former record label by taking away his back catalogue - and transferring his hits to a smaller independent music firm.

The Beatles legend parted ways with Emi in 2008, ending his 45-year partnership with the company, because he felt it had become "boring".

And the rocker is keen to sever every last tie with EMI - by moving his collection of solo material to One Little Indian - the London-based label that released Electric Arguments, the third album from his experimental project The Fireman.

Now McCartney is trusting the tiny company to oversee future reissues recorded since going solo in 1970, according to Britain's The Sun.

A source tells the publication, "Paul has been unimpressed with EMI for quite some time now.

"He's really enjoyed working with One Little Indian on his Fireman project, so didn't think twice about giving them the responsibility of handling his solo catalogue too."

Anonymous said...

follow the bluebird

Anonymous said...

Five days.

Anonymous said...

follow the exit signs

Anonymous said...

"This video is private."

Dr. Winston O'Boogie said...

Iamaphoney likes playing those Mind Games.

Clara Peller said...

Where's the beef?

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Clara Peller

Anonymous said...

So much for the underlying basis of PID, namely, that EMI as an Illuminati front created the Beatles and Faul for some sinister reason. I'm sure their puppet would be able to walk away from them and then hit them in the pocketbook to boot.

The Wine Pervert said...

cHARDONnay

The Gum Pervert said...

Chiclets
Chick clits

Anonymous said...

Alcohol is better than religion; alcohol has proof.

Anonymous said...

lol

Vincemike Capjude Lelandeo said...

How much G could a G bus bus if a G bus could bus G?

Anonymous said...

How much dip could a dip shit shit it a dip shit could shit dip?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Alcohol is better than religion; alcohol has proof.

June 13, 2009 1:31 PM


"Perhaps it's Beatle-proof."

"NOTHING IS BEATLE-PROOF!" - Yellow Submarine

CAPMIKE said...

Vincemike Capjude Lelandeo said...
How much G could a G bus bus if a G bus could bus G?

June 13, 2009 1:57 PM

LOL MSUT BE HAVING CONSTRUCTION UNDER HIS BRIDGE.

Vizzini said...

Nothing is Beatle Proof
Nothing is Real
Beatle Proof = Real

So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

Anonymous said...

We quit.

Anonymous said...

A stew.

Anonymous said...

A Salso. (Guys only.)

Theo Twitter said...

Ike you devil.

Salsa Paul said...

The solid became pallid.

Phil Connors said...

What a waste of time!

Ned Ryerson said...

Bing!

Heather Mills said...

"People don't want to know what the truth is, because they could never ever handle it!"

Anonymous said...

Hello? Hello?

Anonymous said...

Heather Mills said...

"People don't want to know what the truth is, because they could never ever handle it!"

Everyone knows that when it comes to truth, Heather Mills is among the most reliable sources you could possibly ask for.

Anonymous said...

Truth/Integrity = Heather Mills

Anonymous said...

Four more days

MikeNL said...

DUDES

TODAY IS THE DAY.

McC & OnO RA 75 M

LMW RA 75 L

It´s All Too Much RA 75 W

90020614 NOOS

MikeNL said...

3 rotten apples on one day....

yay.

F*** YouTube said...

singing: "Well the Lord's gonna come in his heaven air plane"
librarian: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Yeah, you! Did you just put a book away?
You look like you were just putting a book away.
I guess you didn't know we have a system...
--------------
Picking up the name Beatles, and what does it really mean?
JL: That's just a name.
(song: What if God was one of us?)
Faul recently: For old time sake we're going to give it a whirl.
Dan Rather: Now comes the Beatles' long awaited come back.
"It's happening again!"
(more: What if God was one of us)
"When I woke up, i didn't know who I was" - some dude
shown: I am the risen son of man
-----------------
"You were just - randomly - putting that book on the shelf; is that it?
You've just given us a great idea!
I mean, why are we wasting our time with the Dewey Decimal system
when your system is so much easier?
Much easier!
(starts shouting) We'll just put the books anywhere!
Hear that everybody? Our friend here has just given us a great idea!
We'll just put the books any damn place we choose!
We don't care, right?!
(Beatles shown emerging onto a fire escape as "What if God was one of us?" plays)
JL: That's just a name.
(Arcade music plays and a pyramid of sorts is shown)

Aka Maurice said...

If I could put thyme in a bottle
And sage in satin cachet
I would flush parsley down
And steal Rosemary's crown
From the rain
Just to un-bore the day

Anonymous said...

do it!

Anonymous said...

But there never seems to be enough beef
There's too much stem
And too much leaf
In your pipe

Anonymous said...

Fucking McCartney

Anonymous said...

I've been arounfd enough to no
you're the ONE I want to go
though thyme with

Anonymous said...

Welcome to The Age of the Year of Pepper.

(The Summer of Love is an Adder.)

Anonymous said...

yes we can!

Anonymous said...

We'll just put the books anywhere!
Hear that everybody? Our friend here has just given us a great idea!

We'll just put the books any damn place we choose


any damn place we choose

MikeNL said...

paul is dead - the rotten apple 75 W

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rnQ_0WjobY

iamaphoney
14 juni 2009
(minder info)
McC & OnO
Categorie: Amusement
Labels: paul mccartney yoko ono lennon iamaphoney beatles

Edmund Blackadder said...

Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.

Anonymous said...

So PID was a flop so he moves on to YIE (Yoko Is Evil).
Tafultong has no problem with Paul being dragged through the mud but I don't think he'll like this video at all.

Assist 'Em said...

any damn place we choose

Annie: Damp lays, sweet shoes.

Anonymous said...

So PID was a flop so he moves on to YIE (Yoko Is Evil).
Tafultong has no problem with Paul being dragged through the mud but I don't think he'll like this video at all.

Well, I think he's decided to go ahead and cover all of the standard Beatle conspiracies, including the old "Yoko had John killed" chestnut (and maybe the equally old 'Paul and Yoko had John killed' chestnut). This time, though, he put it in the category "amusement" so it's all in good fun.

Anonymous said...

"The Catcher in the Rye"-phoney connection is a great point. -faulconandsnojob

Yeah, no one has ever brought up the Catcher in the Rye connection before. At least not in the last fifteen minutes.

Anonymous said...

This time, though, he put it in the category "amusement" so it's all in good fun.

LOL!!!

Marx Chaplin said...

i tried reading Catcher in the Rye but i couldn't understand the title so i quit!

Anonymous said...

/watch?v=3wNK1Jt4JLg

and how

Anonymous said...

faulcon is just a teenage girl. She may never have ever heard of the Catcher In The Rye. Yes, she's no lawyer.

Poser in the Park said...

Fucking McCartney

APPALEON said...

GREANLEEF key is broken.

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