Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Turn Me On, Dead Man" Movie

Scheduled for release tomorrow is a short film entitled "Turn Me On, Dead Man."



According to the Frayed Edge Films website, "This is a high concept period piece serving as an allegory for the Paul McCartney 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theory/hoax."



The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow. The director, Adam Blake Carver opted to create a fictional band with Beatle haircuts. Carver's description of his inspiration for the film reveals that he is not a first generation fan, or even that much of a fan in general. He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards. Not many would attribute the vocal of "Let It Be" to Lennon unless he or she truly believed that John was "the man of a thousand voices." There is some evidence that Tyler Knell, the Co-Writer and Co-Producer of the film actually listened to and enjoyed the Beatles music, sometimes even playing it forwards.

The film contains original music by the Bumblebees based on various styles reflecting the time period. I don't think they quite nailed the Beatles sound, but they seem to have all of the tools necessary for a Rutles tribute band. If you go to the backstage section of the film's website, you can see and hear them in action. They state in the music section that they are willing to make music "in exchange for anything" so I would imagine that you could get them to play "Paul Is Dead" music at your next backyard cookout.

Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.



With a release date of June 18, 2009, I assume that "Turn Me On, Dead Man" can be seen somewhere tomorrow.

Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...

2,572 comments:

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Anonymous said...

tafultong is dead, sorry!
I really am.


P...

Anonymous said...

You don't care iaap is peering off peirs in Nairobi?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrruuN0bfsI

Anonymous said...

811

Cuban Heels said...

shoes

Anonymous said...

Taf?
Dead?

Anonymous said...

Taf = Michael Jackson?

Night @ the Mausoleum Pt 2 said...


I think of everything to be discovered
I hope there's something to find
Searching for the time that has gone so fast
The time that I thought would last
My Ever Present Past

Jeff Leland said...

Savin' up your money for a rainy day, givin' all your clothes to charity.

Last night the wife said, oh boy when you're dead, you don't take nothin' with you but you so-oul. THINK!

Anonymous said...

Savin' up your money for a rainy day,
givin' all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy when you're dead, you don't take nothin' with you but you so-oul."
THINK! I'll be one rich pig when you're gone!
Muahhahahahahah!

Anonymous said...

can you think for me instead?

Anonymous said...

818

taffletongue said...

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Anonymous said...

"TAFULTONG Did you realize that the IAAP crew is in africa right now?
I reckon they are doing buisness in Nairobi."

Are they looking for Obama's birth certificate?

Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids said...

Kenya Dig It?

MADeleine the Librarian said...

We'll just put the books any damn place we choose!

Marian the Librarian said...

That's Marian, you twit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnFv29iPACc

Anonymous said...

Where's the next generation of Phoney phans? It seems to be the same original followers all the time or what's left of them. Where are the new people?

Francine the Liberryian said...

We'll just put the place any damn place we choose, using any name we choose, at any time we choose, for any reason we choose!

Francine the Liberryian said...

the books I mean!

Phoney Entrprizes Ltd. said...

We'll just do our 'buisness' anywhere damn place we choose!
And right now we choose to buis in Nairobi!
And thatsa faac!

Krauley said...

Obviously the spels aren't werking.

Mick Dagger said...

What's happening hear?
Sumpthings rong!

Keef Richers said...

Sumwun muss b messin' with the magisphere!

Kenneth Smiley said...

Who could it be, now?

Yoko Hellyeah! said...

I Khan't imagine, anymoore!

Luaf CmMartknee said...

This is monkberry strange!

Jackson Michael said...

There's only one person who can maik things rite!

Anonymous said...

hooze that Jackson?

Jackson Michael said...

Tafful Tong, the Souper Magickian!

Kenneth Happy said...

Heez ryte!

Luaf CmMartknee said...

Let me see wut Eyecan doo.

(Every Deadbody there) said...

Oh no! Please donut!

Anonymous said...

Tafultong will come back. It's called having a life.

Luaf CmMartknee said...

Ala Ka Zamm!
Allah Ka Zoo!
Algebra Dabruh!
Rock-a Bye Baby!
Kit and Kaboodle!
Funky Nassau!
Simon says Funky Nassau!
Obladee!
Sham-a-lamb-a-ding-dong!
S'il Vous Plaite!
And so it is, depending on what your definition of Is_is!

That should do it!

Anonymous said...

(Rumble Rumble)
(Shake Shake)

(deadly silence)

Krauley said...

Why don't you just admit it, CmMartknee?
You may be a dancer, but you ain't no Magickian!

Luaf CmMartknee said...

(Sye) Eyema faylyour.

tafultone said...

Hey guys! Nairobi is a blast!

Grandfather Aleister said...

Ha! Ha! I messed them all up!

Grandmother Aleister said...

Oh, 'you' did, did you!?

Grandfather Aleister said...

Er - We messed them all up, I mean!

Grandmother Aleister said...

Yes, 'WE' did!

Anonymous said...

You need a hobby.

YouKnowMyName231 said...

The answer to this revelation is quite simple. .

You just need to know where to look.

ykmn

Anonymous said...

aw, give us a hint what to look for!

Anonymous said...

"The name "Nairobi" comes from the Maasai phrase Enkare Nyirobi, which translates to "the place of cool waters". However, it is popularly known as the "Green City in the Sun""

Anonymous said...

if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know know it's gonna be alright [x3]

Alright

Anonymous said...

Aug 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya

what is this mean?????????

Anonymous said...

that's not a banjo!

Anonymous said...

858

Keith Richards said...

You don't move me anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLl7qheBDDg

You made the wrong motion
Drank the wrong potion
You lost the feeling
Not so appealing

Why do you think you got no friends
You drove them all around the bend

Oh Yeah
You don't move me anymore

Now you wanna throw the dice
You already crapped out twice

Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
You don't move me anymore

One face so seamy
The other don't see me
It's better that you kill the light
You're giving us all a fright

Oh Yeah
You don't move me anymore

How you gonna keep your wealth
Can't even defend yourself

Ah yeah, Ah no
You don't move me anymore

What makes you so greedy
Makes you so seedy
No matter how you flip that dime
On our side is time
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah

It's no longer funny
It's bigger than money

You don't move me anymore

Mike doesn't want to log in said...

bells will ring out for our love.

dance till we're high together

dance till we're high together

like a ladder to a new love

drop a lot, to a true love

shake my hand. we would be there...

we would dance, light up the sky

with your message fly, with your message,

bells with ring out for our love.

Quasimoto said...

Shouldn't that be:
"bells will ring out for our love"?

the rabbits on the run said...

You may be right!

Anonymous said...

I like bells!

MikeNL doesn't feel the need to log in said...

Quasimoto said...
Shouldn't that be:
"bells will ring out for our love"?

July 1, 2009 5:08 AM

i was typing along while it was sung...
should have checked it before publishing.

Village Square said...

Somebody's ringing the bell

Reflections of...Jack Parr said...

@:18


NICE!

MikeNL doesn't want to log in said...

Tafultong was Michael Jackson.

Tafultong = anagram for lagfon tut
JACKSON
LAGFON

clearly the same.

and... where is tafultong now HUH?

the rumors of his death are not exaturated.

Anonymous said...

didn't you see his vid? He's not Jackson.

M Poppins said...

Just a spponful of Sugar!

Anonymous said...

SPOON!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does it look like he can't even remember the words!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6SSR3YY-rc

Youth! said...

It's you!

Anonymous said...

873

Wings said...

admiral halsey notified me
he had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
i had another look & i had a cup of tea
and a butter pie

Anonymous said...

875

Anonymous said...

what is this about a video of mccartney and iamaphoney together? anyone have a link?
is it from the good old oskar rakos?

yens said...

there is no film

Anonymous said...

1000 by the 4th of July!

Dibbson Les Paul said...

Don't forget I "dibbed" that!

LOOK who's talking stick said...

Mute? :D

Anonymous said...

BUTTER PIE!!!!!!!!!!

fatter, fatter, fatter said...

who you calling butter pie?

Anonymous said...

1,000 by July 1st??

FAIL

Anonymous said...

got till midnight dude

G.O.M.L said...

remember how big a deal that was last Halloween when we did 1,000 posts?
remember those good old days?

Anonymous said...

stop whining, they are BETTER!

Post with No Name said...

BETTER!

one glass slipper said...

got till midnight dude

July 1, 2009 3:29 PM


OH REALLY?

let's see!

Anonymous said...

And with the death of Michael Jackson comes the birth of a new thread of conspiracy theories. It's dominated The David Icke Forums since it happened. Faulconsnowjob, the "teen lawyer", is probably freaking out.
How long before Iamaphoney throws Jackson into a video? He's always been tasteless so my money is on sooner than later.

Anonymous said...

fatter, fatter, fatter said...
who you calling butter pie?

macca's song Uncle Albert

Kenya? said...

I don't think iaap is going to be making movies for a while.

wasted post to #1000 said...

" Anonymous said...
fatter, fatter, fatter said...
who you calling butter pie?

macca's song Uncle Albert

July 1, 2009 4:24 PM

"

Anonymous said...

894!

the long and whining Road said...

seen that road before

as if we didn't know said...

Why leave us waiting here, phoney?

Howard Cowsill said...

897 and 3 to go!

oh brother! said...

898 bottles of beer on the wall
898 bottles of beer...

Anonymous said...

Two of us wearing rain coats

Anonymous said...

Sunday driving!

Anonymous said...

Not arriving.... :-P

Ed McMahonnaise said...

How 'bout it folks?
I may be dead, but that's no reason not to throw your money down the drain for Jerry's Kidz!
Or Johnny's in this place! (Heyo!)
Obnoxious aren't I?
Even here in hell they can't stand me! (Ho!)
You posted all about Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet, but
your old uncle Eddie - him you forget?! Oy Vey!

Sweet Little Butter Up said...

What about Jacko's kids, Uncle Eddie?

Ed McMoron said...

What about 'em?
They're not even his, from what I've heard.
Oh hey! Michael says hello to you all from hell!!!
Heeayyy!!!

See? It's really me! said...

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Anonymous said...

The Zodiak Killer?

MJ said...

No! ME! MICHAEL!
I'm not really dead! Not really!
I'm a VAMPYRE!
And I'm going to bite your neck!

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

AH! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
AH! HA ! HA! HA ! HA! H! HA

Dr. Loonis said...

He'll be back. And when he comes back, God help us all!
There's no stopping Michael Myers Jackson now. Unless....
It's a slim chance, but we might be able to do this -
If we can get to a thousand worthy posts by midnight, we just may be
able to rein him in for now!

Jamie Lee Cuteass said...

We're toast!
Are you kidding? A thousand worthy posts?! By midnight?!

Dr. Loonis said...

I admit, it doesn't look good, but there is a chance.

Jamie Lee Cuteass said...

What's the matter? Ghost got your - ACK!

the announcer guy said...

2 hours. Will they make it?
Will Michael Myers Jackson come out from his tomb?
Will Neverland be haunted forever?
Will the Mets win the Series?
Is the Pope in the woods?
Be sure to tune in, turn on, and drop out to our next eggciting epilepisode of:
"Turn Me On, Deadman!"
(A Faul and Phoney produck egg.)

Lady Marmalade said...

Man, we really are toast!

Anonymous said...

TAFULTONG Did you realize that the IAAP crew is in africa right now?
I reckon they are doing buisness in Nairobi.

What a waste of time over an urban legend that isn't even true.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the fake Y0K00N0 Youtube page I'd say they're in Denmark. Oh look, there's Martin Lind holding the camera on the right.

What a fucking joke.

Anonymous said...

916

Anonymous said...

Any damn place we choose!

Anonymous said...

Choose life!

Hershey said...

Goldberg Peanut Choose

Anonymous said...

920

Jeff Leland said...

News flash: Paul McCartney was NEVER bald.

Anonymous said...

922!

Anonymous said...

When did Paul McCartney write 'Silly Love Songs'



A. 1962-2005


/rimshot

Anonymous said...

How many Beatles does it take to change a light bulb?

Four...

John to come up with a light bulb.

Paul to claim the light bulb was his idea

George to complain his lights bulbs are never considered

and Ringo, to actually change the light bulb.

Anonymous said...

Q. WHY DID THE BEATLES BREAK UP?

A. THEY GOT CRUSHED BY SOME ROLLING STONES

Anonymous said...

not funny....

Anonymous said...

WHY CUZ U THINK THE BEATLES ARE BETTER THAN THE STONES? THE BEATLES, WROTE SOME HAPPY SONGS AND STUFF, BUT LOOK, THEY WERE PSYCHADELIC POT HEADS LIKE 2 YEARS LATER! AND AT LEAST THE STONES ARE STILL MAKING NEW SONGS AND TOURING ABOUT EVERY YEAR, THAT IS THE WORLDS GREATEST ROCK BAND EVER, NOT SOME FAD THAT ONLY HAPPENED FROM 1964 TILL 1972. WOW! 8 YEARS? THE STONES HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR 40 YEARS! BEAT THAT! THEY CANT!

Anonymous said...

First of all the Beatles broke up in 1970 so make that six years. Second of all the it is pretty common knowledge that the Stones did quite a bit more drug using that the Beatles and were far more "psychadelic". I recommend smoking and watching or listening to some of their live stuff from the late 60's early 70's and I think you'll understand what I'm talking about. You are right though the Stones deserve lots of respect for their longevity. Other than that though they're both good bands and its nothing to get all pissed about and write angry messages in capital letters. ooooohh not the caps lock again they must really be pissed.

Anonymous said...

The Beatles wrote numerous amounts of songs and gave them to the Stones. When the Stones first started, Lennon-McCartney were already experienced, professional songwriters. How many number ones did the Stones have in forty years compared to the Beatles in six? Yeah, the Beatles tried something that makes sense: Keep people wanting more.

Jeff Leeeeeeeeland said...

God hates rap. He told me.

1,000 or bust said...

Who was the youngest Beatle?
George Harrison. He was born on February 25, 1943.

1,000 or else said...

Who was the oldest Beatle?


Ringo Starr. He was born on July 7, 1940

Abbey Road Anomalies said...

Which Beatle was barefoot on the Abbey Road album?


Paul

Anonymous said...

Why was Paul barefoot on the Abbey Road cover?



Because it was a hot day, so he decided to walk across a hot blacktop road with no shoes on. Try it! All the cool kids are doing it! Also try jumping off a cliff, the cool kids are doing that too...

Anonymous said...

In "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da", what kind of ring did Desmond gave to Molly?




A. 20 carat golden ring

Anonymous said...

NEW LYRICS TO BEATLES SONGS"

YESTERDAY

Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Eleanor Rigby -------------

Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more. What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Guru MacKenzie Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; Isn't it fun? Look at him working, Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile; It takes a while...

All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Eleanor Rigby Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; Feels like a jerk. Guru MacKenzie Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code; Nothing will load.

All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Anonymous said...

Write in C ("Let it Be") ------------------------

When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. BASIC's not the answer. Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C.

Anonymous said...

So, who was Jane Asher, why did she have to do with Paul?

Short answer:

British actress (theatre, radio, TV) since childhood, Jane Asher met the Beatles 18 April 1963 while interviewing them for the Radio Times. She began a relationship with Paul, and introduced him to theatre and classical music/guitar.

The Asher family home became Paul's home-base in London from 1963 to 1966. Jane's brother Peter was half of Peter & Gordon, popular singing duo who had hits with Lennon-Mccartney songs. She helped Paul choose and buy homes in London (Cavendish Avenue) and Scotland (High Park Farm). Jane inspired some of Paul's best love/anguish songs ("I'm Looking Through You" etc.).

Jane was Paul's fiancee until July 1968, when they ended the relationship. The cause? Satanism

Anonymous said...

HOW TO ANIMATE THE FAB FOUR:

Anonymous said...

JOHN:
John, especially when delivering important lines, really looks like the leader. Feet apart, hands on the hips, chin up, looking down his nose. With a slightly mocking expression. (This pose can be also used when he is pointing).

When facing front he uses a sly, sideways look to talk to somebody.

Pulls funny faces especially after giving orders, which he immediately wipes off. He also looks the other way before giving you an order.

Slightly queer 'showbiz' gestures can be used in long shot. Mostly with hands. Gives the feeling that John doesn't take his job as leader seriously.

John never sit, he slouches.

Anonymous said...

PAUL:
Paul is the most poised and stylish Beatle. When he talks he uses his hands, with fingers spread to express what he is saying. He always looks straight at whoever he is talking to. He is the one who gets excited when John suggests anything.

He doesn't really walk - he skips.

Paul sits as though he is ready to jump up and get on with whatever is happening.

When he is making his own suggestions and comments, especially ones suggesting mischief, he covers up by assuming a mock innocent look, eyes wide and head tilted to one side.

He tends to put his hand in his mouth when he is excited.

Anonymous said...

GEORGE:
George never looks at who he is talking to. But his shoulders, which are hunched when he is in a standing or leaning pose, can indicate the direction.

Head always tilted forward.

George is the same height as Paul. George is very loose-limbed and angular when he walks. Remember his legs are long and thin. Emphasis on the knees will help the angular appearance.

He often closes his eyes for short periods when he is talking.

George nearly always gives the impression of frowning. This is because his eyebrows thicken as they reach his nose.

Notice distance between the nose and the mouth. His mouth is always lopsided.

George always leans against something. Shoulders hunched, hands in pockets. Legs crossed.

Anonymous said...

RINGO:
Ringo is the nice gentle Beatle, although he always looks rather sad.

Ringo looks a bit disjointed whether walking or standing. Ringo walks in a Groucho Marx pose.

Keep upper lip protruding. Keep Ringo's neck thin to help the disjointed look. Keep hair at back long and shaggy. Keep mouth in a wavy line.

When Ringo laughs, having made of a funny remark, he squints.

His clothes tend to look as though they are a bit to big.

Normally, Ringo is always deadpan but should expression be required the main movement is arching the eyebrows.

"King of Late Night TV" said...

Sorry Ed, for being such a jerk,

Johnny

Anonymous said...

I Am The Walrus - An Interpretation

I am he as you are he We are all spirits of the same God as you are me and we are all together therefore we are all the same See how they run like pigs from a gun Man on earth today for the most part see how they fly denys this simple beautiful truth I'm crying That they do is a sad thing

Sitting on a cornflake, Cookie-cutter conformist capitalists waiting for the van to come that take carpools to work Corporation t-shirt, stupidy all dressed the same, in their boring bloody tuesday day-to-day jobs man you been a naughty boy and criticise people like John Lennon you let your face grow long who don't look like they do I am the eggman I am a spirit of God They are egmmen And so are you I am the Walrus I am God (and therefore so are you) Goo goo ga joob Isn't that Wonderful?

Mr. City policeman The policemen (the establishment) sitting pretty little policemen look pretty and officious in in a row their uniforms see how they fly But when it comes down to doing the like lucy in the sky right thing and helping people see how they run They just sell out I'm crying, I'm crying That they do is a sad thing I'm crying, I'm crying Very sad

Yellow matter custard Man's inhumanity to man gets worse dripping from a dead dog's eye and more ludicrous and disgusting Crabalocker fishwife every day pornagraphic priestess And those that are not corrupt boy, you been a naughty girl monetarily are corrupt morally you let your knickers down I am the eggman I am a spirit of God They are egmmen And so are you I am the Walrus I am God (and therefore so are you) Goo goo ga joob Isn't that Wonderful?

Sitting in an English garden If you just relax and get into a waiting for the sun calm state you can see the If the sun don't come simple beauty of life you get a tan from standing And the world goes on if you do in the English rain or not I am the eggman I am a spirit of God They are egmmen And so are you I am the Walrus I am God (and therefore so are you) Goo goo ga joob Isn't that Wonderful?

Expert texpert choking smokers The morally corrupt think they're don't you think the joker cheating fate laughs at you And don't realise that they're ho ho ho going to have to pay in the end hee hee hee ha ha ha See how they smile But they just go innocently on like pigs in a sty not caring about the world see how they snied I'm crying That they do is a sad thing

Semolina pilchards Some people try to reach God in climbing up the Eiffel Tower the strangest ways Elementary penguin But even the lowly animals know singing hare krishna know how to be one with God man you should have seen them And even if you're a good person kicking Edgar Allen Poe you shouldn't expect praise I am the eggman I am a spirit of God They are egmmen And so are you I am the Walrus I am God (and therefore so are you) Goo goo ga joob Isn't that Wonderful?

Anonymous said...

The Beatles are joyous, pure, agents of good. Even when they were free and young, they were wise. Early Beatles period will always be my favorite because they were new and the world got to fall in love with them for the first time.

Anonymous said...

“I declare that the Beatles are mutants. Prototypes of evolutionary agents sent by God, endowed with a mysterious power to create a new human species, a young race of laughing freemen.”
-Timothy Leary

No new Catcher in the Rye book said...

A US judge has banned publication of a book promoted as a sequel to JD Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye.

US District Judge Deborah Batts ruled that Swedish author Fredrik Colting's novel too closely mirrored Mr Salinger's 1951 classic.

Mr Salinger brought the lawsuit against Mr Colting, with his lawyers calling the book a "rip-off pure and simple".

Mr Colting claims his book, featuring a character based on Salinger's hero, is a literary commentary not a sequel.

But Judge Batts, in her 37-page ruling issued in Manhattan, said the main character in Mr Colting's novel - Mr C - was "an infringement" on Mr Salinger's main character, Holden Caulfield.

She said the Swedish author's claim that he also wrote the book to critically examine the character Holden Caulfield, was "problematic and lacking in credibility".

The judge said Mr Colting had "taken well more from 'Catcher', in both substance and style, than is necessary for the alleged transformative purpose of criticising Salinger and his attitudes and behaviour".

She issued a preliminary injunction, indefinitely banning the publication, advertising or distribution of the book in the US. The book has already been published in the UK.

Got Soul? said...

Crashing up to 1K.

Etch-a-sketch Beatles said...

What??

9-9-09 said...

9-9-09

Life goes on said...

Obla di

obla da

Beatlesaniac said...

Beatle Maniac becomes Beatle Saneiac

Anonymous said...

Desmond has his barrow in the market place...
Molly is the singer in a band...
Desmond says to Molly "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store...
Buys a twenty carat golden ring...
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door...
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones... (Ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place...
Desmond lets the children lend a hand...
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face...
And in the evening she still sings it with the band...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of Desmond and Molly Jones...
Happy ever after in the market place...
Molly lets the children lend a hand...
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face...
And in the evening she's a singer with the band...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!...
Lala how the life goes on.


And if you want some fun...take Ob-la-di-bla-da (Thank you)

Anonymous said...

the man with a thousand voices is talking perfectly clear

Old School said...

Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white as snow,
Ev'rywhere that Mary went,
That lamb was sure to go.
And you could hear them singing:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

He followed her to school one day,
It was against the rules,
Made the children laugh and play to
See a lamb at school.

You could hear them singing:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Soon the teacher turned it out,
Still it lingered near,
Waited patiently about till
Mary did appear.

You could hear them singing:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

"But the lamb loved Mary so",
The eager children cry,
"And Mary loves the lamb, you know",
The teacher did reply.

And you could hear them singing:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
(Ev'ry body singing)

Anonymous said...

Jane was Paul's fiancee until July 1968, when they ended the relationship. The cause? Satanism

Huh?

SkullnBones said...

960 WELI

Dr. Loonis said...

I see that we failed to get 1000 posts, much less worthy posts, by midnight last night.
We'll have Michael Myers Jackson roaming the night now forever.
I suspected this would happen.
It always does.

Igor said...

We tried, doctor. That's the best we could do.

Dr. Loonis said...

Where's Jamie Lee?

John "Walrus" Carpenter said...

Michael got her; wearing a sheet.

Anonymous said...

Then the fireman rushes in
From the pouring rain...
Very strange

Dr. Loonis said...

How lame!

Dr. Loonis said...

Not the Penny Lane lyrics, though they are pretty lame too.

Anonymous said...

All i want is the trute!

John Mayall said...

All I want is a toot!

State Cawlidge said...

970 WBLF

It's a gas, gas, gas said...

Toot away!

Anonymous said...

972

Anonymous said...

Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.

May I never miss the Thriller said...

And I won't go away until you tell me so

Mrs Ensign said...

say, say, say

Anonymous said...

so

Y0K00no said...

everything is real - behind the phoney 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm7zsMzKx70

Waste not want naught said...

it's a pharmacy with a Turret outside.

Anonymous said...

Tafultong is not answering anymore

Anonymous said...

He's just waiting for us to reach 1000!

King Midas Reversed said...

In these troubled financial times, you should own gold.

Anonymous said...

Illuminati, you'll never take control.

Anonymous said...

Who are you kidding?

Anonymous said...

Head for the hills! It's a twister!

Anonymous said...

"Jane was Paul's fiancee until July 1968, when they ended the relationship. The cause? Satanism"


Actually it was because Jane caught Paul in bed with another woman, Francie Schwartz, a legendary groupie who's made being "Paul's other woman" into a mini industry.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Jane was Paul's fiancee until July 1968, when they ended the relationship. The cause? Satanism"


Actually it was because Jane caught Paul in bed with another woman, Francie Schwartz, a legendary groupie who's made being "Paul's other woman" into a mini industry.

July 2, 2009 2:14 PM

Wait! Did she catch Paul or "Faul" in bed with another woman? If it was Paul I bet faulconsnowjob the "teen lawyer" is furious. Maybe she'll get Carolyn Keene to work that angle into her next faulcon mystery book.

Anonymous said...

Francie Schwartz:

Q: There is the persistent story that Jane Asher caught you and Paul together, leading to their breakup. True or false?

A: False. They were on the verge of breaking up when I arrived in London. Right after I met Paul he went to his farm in Scotland, and I believe Jane was with him, and that they were trying to work it out, but failed, because he came on with me as soon as he got back to London. I detail the actual events in the E! TV interview. Bottom line: She did come to the house one morning and knock on the bedroom door... but that was well after she had announced that the engagement was off, on TV. I believe that the "sound bite" psychology is what contributed to the myth that persists even today. It's a simple explanation for a very complicated and hard to condense process that was ongoing.

Anonymous said...

Link to the short interview of the above post. Have to love her book called "Body Cound" ;)

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/francie.jpg&imgrefurl=http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/francie.htm&h=383&w=303&sz=7&tbnid=uVn-qItba8OmaM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=97&prev=/images%3Fq%3DFrancie%2BSchwartz&usg=__jtYmo5XRHzGkENlOCoL31VrozYU=&ei=1DVNStyRBNCLtgf22qSsBA&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image

Anonymous said...

Body Count...oops, this will get all of you closer to your 1000 posts. I guess people have to have some goals in life.

Anonymous said...

ev sonnen do di tafultong willst decome ligo de blockcho . tesr ckass kh

Cap'n Krunch said...

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
Merilly Merilly merilly merilly
Life is but a cereal.

Sacre Rouge said...

Yeah, I know: Merrily.
But it was a pun, you sea:
In French, Mer is the sea.
Hence: Mer sea buckets!

Anonymous said...

5 more to go!

Anonymous said...

5

Anonymous said...

4

Anonymous said...

3

Anonymous said...

2

Anonymous said...

1000!

Firsty said...

Firstest!

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson has temporarily distracted PID.

Pick your conspiracy:

1. Michael Jackson died in the 80's and imposters have played his role ever since and an imposter died last week (this is the "I refuse to believe he had plastic surgery" theory).

2. Michael Jackson faked his death because his body moved when loaded on the helicopter (see the videos on YouTube...these people are actually crazier than PID people).

or my personal favorite......

3. The media is 100% lies so Michael Jackson is not dead because the media says he is (I'm sure these people will suddenly claim that Paul is alive when Paul eventually dies just because the media is reporting it).

Welcome to the weird wide web where sociopaths can find each other.

Anonymous said...

Dosen't the word "dibs" maen anything anymore?

Anonymous said...

^

see what you did?

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, they lazy.

Lazy Susan Always said...

Abstract Fuson (1969), see also Carlson (1975), claims that Olmécs and Maya knew and used a (lodestone) compass for the orientation of pyramids, ceremonial and other important buildings, thousand years before Chinese. This hypothesis is tested here with the aid of the new data, namely by comparison of paleomagnetic declinations for that time and area (Korte and Bőhnel, 2005), with orientation data of buildings based also on our measurements at many archaeological localities of México, Guatemala, and in Copán in Honduras by GPS and with a precise compass. After eliminating known astronomical and calendar orientation of some structures, we have found that there is majority of structures with an orientation that clearly deviates from geographic north (pole of rotation of the Earth). When trying to explain this, we can rule out pure chance, local topography, aesthetic, meteorological or defense reasons. Thus, the Fuson hypothesis can still explain the observed site layout and building orientations. But more accurate and extensive information mainly from paleomagnetism and archaeology is needed to reject or accept the hypothesis. A proof of knowledge of a compass in Mesoamerica prior to Chinese would be important for our understanding history of the ancient world.
Key words Fuson hypothesis - Olmécs/Mayan compass - paleomagnetic declinations

Anonymous said...

Where is Tafultong?

Maybe he showed someone Iamaphoney's video that accuses Yoko Ono of murdering John Lennon and they said...

"Dude, that's sick. Maybe this is something you should not be involved in."

Anonymous said...

He got a 40 day sentence.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's required to have a BBQ, again.

Anonymous said...

1010

yes, I believe said...

what more can I say?

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