Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Turn Me On, Dead Man" Movie

Scheduled for release tomorrow is a short film entitled "Turn Me On, Dead Man."



According to the Frayed Edge Films website, "This is a high concept period piece serving as an allegory for the Paul McCartney 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theory/hoax."



The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow. The director, Adam Blake Carver opted to create a fictional band with Beatle haircuts. Carver's description of his inspiration for the film reveals that he is not a first generation fan, or even that much of a fan in general. He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards. Not many would attribute the vocal of "Let It Be" to Lennon unless he or she truly believed that John was "the man of a thousand voices." There is some evidence that Tyler Knell, the Co-Writer and Co-Producer of the film actually listened to and enjoyed the Beatles music, sometimes even playing it forwards.

The film contains original music by the Bumblebees based on various styles reflecting the time period. I don't think they quite nailed the Beatles sound, but they seem to have all of the tools necessary for a Rutles tribute band. If you go to the backstage section of the film's website, you can see and hear them in action. They state in the music section that they are willing to make music "in exchange for anything" so I would imagine that you could get them to play "Paul Is Dead" music at your next backyard cookout.

Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.



With a release date of June 18, 2009, I assume that "Turn Me On, Dead Man" can be seen somewhere tomorrow.

Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...

2,572 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I agree with every one of Phoney's rapid fire subliminal images.

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to use Phonezoo or something and make it my new ringtone.



LIIIIKE MURE WIZ-RDS!

Anonymous said...

good. let the hate flow through you

Anonymous said...

I loved Iamaphoney's video. It was better than Cats.

Anonymous said...

good. let the hate flow through you

Anonymous said...

good. let the hate flow through you

Anonymous said...

Yeah of course he is.

You just said so and you could never be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Aaron, are you here tonight?

Anonymous said...

he satisfies the check signers propaganda machine so he's doing a fine job!!

Anonymous said...

he satisfies the check signers propaganda machine so he's doing a fine job!!

Anonymous said...

skeet
skeet

Anonymous said...

John Charles, are you really here or are you bogus John Charles? If you are, prove it.

Anonymous said...

If douchebags like iamaphoney were running things 40 years ago we never would have gone to the moon.

Anonymous said...

Prove it.

How can someone prove they really are someone . . .wait a minute. . .that sounds like a good concept for a video series!

Anonymous said...

Ah, the doughboy is at it again. What is it with all the whackadoodle pundits being puffy, pasty, pussies?

Anonymous said...

This guy is so full of shiat.

Anonymous said...

If douchebags like iamaphoney were running things 40 years ago we never would have gone to the moon.

Wrong. We just wouldn't have thought we went to the moon.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Let Them Eat Cake!

Anonymous said...

We're not very good at intelligent public discourse here in the USA.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is that when Tafultong returns he will no doubt disregard or just casually mention the Org leaks but still play up the "Iamaphoney is a genius mystery man" angle. I like Tafultong but he's way too much of a fan of the various Phoneys running around to ever see the light of day.

"Kids? Just kids? No it must be more than that. Listen to that guitar. The sloppy vocals! The crappy production! No, this is too wonderful to be the work of just some kids."

Anonymous said...

I'm with him. No one wants to think about where the money came from.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of "same idiot"s, are you the same as the one that trolls at salon.com?

Anonymous said...

He tells lies.

Others deride or openly mock his lies. Plenty of others deride or openly mock those who are so gullible that they believe his lies.

You come in to insist that the lies are actually truths and that those who don't believe the lies are the real fools.

Congrats. You're the gullible lie-believing fool at whom everyone is pointing and laughing.

(i bet when you peed yourself in the fifth grade and everyone pointed and laughed at you your mommy told you that "pointing and laughing is a sign of fear and/or respect", right?)

Anonymous said...

Touched a nerve huh

Anonymous said...

KIDS OF

Anonymous said...

YKMN is a pseudonym

John Charles is a pseudonym

There is no real YKMN or John Charles. Those are screen names.

This is the internet where...nothing is real!

Anonymous said...

too bad nobody saw the majick megaupload that was just removed..

EliasCrowe said...

We can't give up now, can we? The game is only half over.

Anonymous said...

Holy... I made it four minutes in before shutting it off. It's funny, but not as much as it's disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that dude is CRAZY.

Anonymous said...

2456

Anonymous said...

30 minutes to midnight!

Anonymous said...

2,500 or the blog dispears!

Anonymous said...

too bad nobody saw the majick megaupload that was just removed..

July 16, 2009 11:29 PM


lol wut?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm with him. No one wants to think about where the money came from.

July 16, 2009 11:26 PM


What money? If you see a movie about a trip to Mars do you really believe the filmmakers flew up to Mars to get the footage?

Anonymous said...

Don't worry. This guy's here to help.


Same T-shirt, suitcase, mustang car, limo, sunglasses

Fly me to the moon said...

What money? If you see a movie about a trip to Mars do you really believe the filmmakers flew up to Mars to get the footage?

July 16, 2009 11:32 PM



Ummmmm... YEAH!

Anonymous said...

We can't give up now, can we? The game is only half over.

It's like the tortoise and the hare.
The race is never really over.

So if you give me your code, I'll give you mine and we'll call it a day.

Fun ride, though.

Anonymous said...

YKMN is a pseudonym

John Charles is a pseudonym

There is no real YKMN or John Charles. Those are screen names.

This is the internet where...nothing is real!

I beg to differ.

YKMN/JohnCharles

Anonymous said...

thats like trying to scare ants aware from a picnic by spreading sugar around, or telling kids not to go to a movie because its rated R.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I'm with him. No one wants to think about where the money came from.

July 16, 2009 11:26 PM


Yeah because a bunch of kids from Europe have never ever taken a summer vacation to Los Angeles without there being a giant shadow organization paying for it. Get real. It's called having a Mom and Dad.

Anonymous said...

/rich mom
//richer dad

Anonymous said...

What could be greater than taking a hit of a bong with a Beatle?

Anonymous said...

The mom is a filmmaker. Connected.

Anonymous said...

I was about to post the same thing, I lol'ed thank you

Anonymous said...

What could be greater than taking a hit of a bong with a Beatle?

Being the THC that went into the head of the Beatle and caused him to create "Strawberry Fields"

Anonymous said...

Oooh, sounds fun.

Anonymous said...

Steve Cavanaugh--are you in the house?

Anonymous said...

Damn peer pressure

Anonymous said...

Paul, are you in the house?

Iamaiphone said...

The new video is the most pathetic and foreseable (is that a word?) video ever. Everybody knew that iamaclown would make that video, with all the slowdowns, echo effects etc.

Paul is still a funny guy, though. And even with these b-movie overdubbs, he is a charming men.

Quit it Phoney, get a real job!

Iamaiphone said...

The new video is the most pathetic and foreseable (is that a word?) video ever. Everybody knew that iamaclown would make that video, with all the slowdowns, echo effects etc.

Paul is still a funny guy, though. And even with these b-movie overdubbs, he is a charming men.

Quit it Phoney, get a real job!

Anonymous said...

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GREANLEEF?

Anonymous said...

No suppliers in KY? When I lived there everybody and their mother smoked it. I had a friend who received a garbage bag full of it for a wedding present.

Anonymous said...

Sock puppet accounts, are you in the house? We need everyone here for the big reveal.

Anonymous said...

We'll get toasted and shoot stuff in his yard 'till he's done fapping over this thread.

Anonymous said...

2481!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's hand it to the Nutters/The Org/whatever. The Iamaphoney thing has been dead in the water for so long I never thought anyone would give it a boost. They managed to embarrass the believers too. No small accomplishment.

Anonymous said...

Wise Oracle from Kentucky, thanks for spilling your code.

You do look sort of like Lennon, I admit.

Anonymous said...

Pfft. That's exactly how I responded when they tried to put me in.



/made videos

Anonymous said...

Is Elias Crowe your real name or is it just a coincidence that it's an anagram?

Anonymous said...

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Anonymous said...

Excellent editing on the videos. iMovie?

Anonymous said...

Iamaiphone said...
The new video is the most pathetic and foreseable (is that a word?) video ever. Everybody knew that iamaclown would make that video, with all the slowdowns, echo effects etc.

Paul is still a funny guy, though. And even with these b-movie overdubbs, he is a charming men.

Quit it Phoney, get a real job!

July 16, 2009 11:41 PM

Well that's been a problem for a while. Once you know Iamaphoney's tricks you see them coming from a mile away...or "smile away" for that Ram fan.

Anonymous said...

2489!! STOP NOW!! BEFORE ITS TOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Anonymous said...

2500 is the goal


/achieved

Anonymous said...

I like where this is going...

Anonymous said...

2493!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am outta here! See you after the next level!

Anonymous said...

2495!

Anonymous said...

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That's too much work, bro. But I do see some 231's in there if that means anything.

Anonymous said...

SLOW DOWN!

Anonymous said...

BAD LUCK TO GO OVER!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight!

EliasCrowe said...

The End?

Anonymous said...

END

Anonymous said...

And in the end
The love you make
Is equal to the love
You make

Or, as the case may be, equal to the number of cubic inches in a gallon

Anonymous said...

The new video is the most pathetic and foreseable (is that a word?) video ever. Everybody knew that iamaclown would make that video, with all the slowdowns, echo effects etc.

Paul is still a funny guy, though. And even with these b-movie overdubbs, he is a charming men.

Quit it Phoney, get a real job!

July 16, 2009 11:41 PM

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::


nailed it! :-P

Anonymous said...

Was S3ANL3NN0N's video the only one to be posted on the date of Michael Jackson's death?

Or was there any other IAAP related ones I missed out on?

Anonymous said...

i would tell you, but taf is dead.

plugfive said...

Anonymous said...
Steve Cavanaugh--are you in the house?

Have I missed anything?

Anonymous said...

pendulum is still in Paris

POE said...

The pit is still in Spain.

Anonymous said...

We only got 4 minutes to save the world!

Eliza Dolittle said...

The rain in Spain falls Helter Skelter on the plain.

Anonymous said...

We'd all love to see the plan.

ykmn

Anonymous said...

We'll just put the plans anywhere we like!

Anonymous said...

And the lamb lies down on Broadway.

On Broadway-

They say the lights are always bright on Broadway.
They say theres always magic in the air.

Hands Across the Water said...

Magic with a K

Anonymous said...

Can anyone else relate Iamaphoney, MikeNL, and Jeff Leland to the three stooges?

Anonymous said...

more like tom tucker, peter griffin, and upside down face

Anonymous said...

BAAAAA!

Mr Orwell said...

"Four legs good, two legs baaad!
Four legs good, two legs baaad!"

Anonymous said...

funny that nobody cares about the new videos. stil only spamming here. lovin' it! :-)

Anonymous said...

On Man's SPAM is another mans dinner.

Anonymous said...

Is that all there is?
Damn!
Personally, I thought the Letterman video was iamaphoney's best!
Indisputable evidence!
Aliens are real!

Kraftwerk said...

One Man's SPAM is another man's Kraft dinner.

Anonymous said...

All you Kneed is Love!

PhunKing said...

iamaphoney is his own grandmother!

any damn place we choose said...

Take that PhunKing theory elsewhere.

always hated this song said...

In the year 2525

Do something useful! said...

The Animal Rescue Site
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Anonymous said...

Here comes the Fun King!

Anonymous said...

Everybody's laughing
any damn place they choose!

Kodak said...

2530 3540 4550

Macbeth Apple said...

What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!

http://shakespeare.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=shakespeare&cdn=education&tm=135&gps=126_14_1020_599&f=00&tt=14&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Anonymous said...

Taf, We Need A Report

Anonymous said...

Let me out

Anonymous said...

this is the most comments ever!

tafuldong said...

Report!
You wouldn't believe what goes on here at the Grove!
An amazing place really. I can't say too much about
it right now, but I'll do a column about it when/if I get back.
Give my regards to Mikey!
taf

Anonymous said...

Am I supposed to be impressed by that garbage?

Let me tell you about my mother.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it means what you think it means

Anonymous said...

So much work for such little creativity

Anonymous said...

Get a life. It was a movie

sanguine111 said...

think it's pretty kewl.

Leno Fan said...

I love this video....

...that is all.

Anonymous said...

that was actually cute...and tasteful.

Anonymous said...

Thank god for the civil right movement.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go ahead and pass on watching that

Anonymous said...

The minute I saw the names on the video, I closed the window.


Letterman and Rotten Appple

Anonymous said...

Thankfully I couldn't make myself watch the whole thing.


How did it end?

Anonymous said...

This wasn't done to the quality I'd have expected...

Anonymous said...

Unleash the fury.

Anonymous said...

Holy CRAP

Anonymous said...

Well, hell... there is a clip

Proof that Lettermen is the king of PID

OR IS HE?

Anonymous said...

2550

Anonymous said...

how did iamaphoney get this secret late night footage? it was not broadcast i watched it and i can tell you it was not on

this is the most amazing video ever thank you iamaphoney

Anonymous said...

you are gonna have to call upon the author to explain.

Anonymous said...

last time he used howard stern

iamaphoney is trying to be the king of all media

Anonymous said...

Didn't think it was that great

Anonymous said...

2555

Anonymous said...

"2061: Odyssey Three" [1987 bestseller novel] by Arthur C. Clarke
A celebrity voyage to the surface of Halley's Comet is diverted on a rescue mission to Europa, which orbits the former planet Jupiter, now a sun named Lucifer.

M.Jackson said...

M.JACKSON sad ALL CONSPIRACY its TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pvq6unOnCA

zee code! said...

2560

Anonymous said...

Hey , thanks for the wheels. Nice.

Anonymous said...

3000 or bust

an unidentified spokesperson said...

tafferson will be back by Monday.

a friend requesting not 2b identified said...

Tuesday at the latest.

Anonymous said...

Wednesday morning papers didn't come.

Anonymous said...

Hark listen here he comes
Hark listen here he comes
Turning, spinning, catherine wheeling
Forever changing, there's no beginning
Speeding through a charcoal sky
Observe the truth we cannot lie

Travelling eternity road
What will you find there
Carrying your heavy load
Searching to find a peace of mind

You'll see us all around
You'll see us all around
Turning, spinning, catherine wheeling
Forever changing, there's no beginning
You're so very far from home and so very much alone

Travelling eternity road
What will you find there
Carrying your heavy load
Searching to find a peace of mind

Travelling eternity road
What will you find there
Carrying your heavy load
Searching to find a peace of mind

Anonymous said...

I'll be back when Tafultong returns. Iamaphoney=case closed. Good night you little rascals you. Don't forget to turn off the bathroom light.

Anonymous said...

She came in through the bathroom window

Anonymous said...

Uh Oh, Papa Taf's on the way back....

Anonymous said...

Clean up time!

Anonymous said...

Moonlight on the water
Sunlight on my face
You and me together
We are in our place

The gods are in the heavens
Angels treat us well
Oracle has spoken
We cast the perfect spell

The queen is in the countin room
Counting out the money
The king is in the kitchen
Making bread and honey
No friends and yet no enemies
Absolutely free
No rats aboard the magic ship
Of perfect harmony

Now it begins, let it begin
Cleanup Time
Hey, cleanup time
Cleanup time
Well, well, well

However far we travel
Wherever we may roam
The center of the circle
Will always be our home
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, cleanup time
Cleanup time
Cleanup time
Cleanup time
Cleanup time
Cleanup time
Cleanup time

Anonymous said...

Will Sir T return with the talking stick?

Anonymous said...

2573

Hi Paul said...

this is "him"

Anonymous said...

Funny how "feeling" was edited out,

Ted Kennedy said...

Walter Cronkite is dead at 92.

I'll be next.

the late Walter Cronkite said...

I bequeath the talking stick to Sir tafultong.

Just asking said...

Who are you to bequeath anything?

Alfred E Neuman said...

Ever since this thread appeared, people have been dying!

the late Walter C said...

I am the owl!

Anonymous said...

Kwhhoooo Kwhoooo Kachoo!

Anonymous said...

oh god, not the owls

Anonymous said...

freaking owls RUINED IT!!!!

Walter the C said...

I was the owl, but now, I'm gone.

Anonymous said...

Don't let the door hit your ass, er, owl.

Anonymous said...

We all need lives.

Horton Hears A Hoo said...

Hoooooo are you?
Hooo Hoo! Hooo Hoo!

Invest Now! said...

But the stalker market is up 600 points!

where's Paul? said...

youtubes will be up soon

Anonymous said...

let me roll it

Anonymous said...

goin to hell in a handbasket

Anonymous said...

Dave's not here!

Anonymous said...

Cronkite is ALIVE!

What?.......too soon?

Anonymous said...

LOLZ

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