Thursday, October 22, 2009

Report From The Rabbit Hole

Iamaphoney seems to know. Apollo seemed to know. Jarv knows. Even the Nutters seem to know. Lewis Carroll may hold the key to the Beatles Mystery.



Paul McCartney told Miles in "Many Years From Now," when talking about the "I Am The Walrus" sequence and some others from Magical Mystery Tour, "It was all directly from Alice in Wonderland." John said the same thing in his 1980 Playboy interview. This Alice connection can be said of many things from the Beatles career and up to this very day of their solo careers--if they can really be considered solo.



From the perspective here in the rabbit hole, the Beatles never broke up. In fact everything is different here in the rabbit hole. From the top side perspective, there are many things that don't seem to have any meaning or significance. From the rabbit hole, everything means something and even nothing can mean anything. So, when you are down here, if you look directly at something, the damn thing disappears and if you walk towards it, the damn thing seems to get farther away. So it's like trying to see Pleiades, you see it more clearly when you don't look directly at it. Do you think it is by accident that Paul lived with a family named Asher? I guess the topsiders would consider that a random thing.

Back to the book "Many Years From Now," Paul tells us about Jane Asher. "At the age of twelve, Jane made her stage debut as Alice in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland at the Oxford Playhouse. Her 1958 recording of Alice in Wonderland is still selling well on tape cassette."

Topsiders also think nothing of the fact that Brian Epstein's mother's name was Queenie. The Queen in Alice says, "better, and better, and better!" and as Lewis Carroll described it, "Her voice went higher with each `better', till it got quite to a squeak at last." You do know that the Beatles have two songs where they repeat the word "better" with their voices getting higher each time. Better. Better. It's Getting Better all the time.

So, anyway, here in the rabbit hole, the queen is talking to Alice and once again says "better, better, better" and becomes a damn sheep, wrapped in wool. So you watch the 1979 Tomorrow Show interview and see Paul McCartney talking about shearing sheep to make wool.



And what is the sheep, who used to be a queen, doing the whole freaking time she is talking to Alice? She's knitting. That's right she's knitting.



Just read the damn book. It's all there.

So, I want to tell you topsiders that when you watch the video promo for "Instant Karma" and you see John and Yoko with there recently sheered hair, and Yoko is sitting there knitting with a freaking blindfold on, that means something, my friends. And if you don't believe me, come down here in the rabbit hole with me and you might see who is pulling the wool over your eyes.



Reporting from the rabbit hole...

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Paulmetto bug said...

Why do you hate the pilots so, Vince?

October 26, 2009 3:21 PM


i dont capitalize the v, because of unemployement and as a protest against publishers. so please next time no V... its v

October 26, 2009 3:44 PM

I didn't write this..... but, I guess I SHOULD 'capitalize'!


vince

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
and REAL SHOES!!!!

October 26, 2009 4:13 PM


"Have you heard the news (NEWS, WHAT THE NEWS!),
can't afford no shoes. (Hey! Can I get it on tape!)"

- Frank Zappa

CAPITALIZE said...

II

CAP Picard said...

Make it so.

Lawyers in Love said...

Washington, da capital.

Anonymous said...

411

Anonymous said...

Paul named songwriter of the year at 29th annual ASCAP awards.

The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP) named Paul as the songwriter of the year at a ceremony at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London on Wednesday 14 October 2009. Paul was given this prestigious award in recognition for the songs "All You Need Is Love", "Come Together" and "Hello Goodbye".

The Awards recognised the most performed works in 2008 by writer and publisher members of the U.K collecting society 'Performing Rights Society' (PRS).

Garrod and Lofthouse said...

Applegatefold

Anonymous said...

see, even Paul can ass cap now....lol

Anonymous said...

ROFL!

I'll fold said...

Garrod and Lofthouse said...
Applegatefold


the sheep always return to the gate

Anonymous said...

That's F 'n' Old

Shepherd's Pye said...

Et in Arcadia ego.

Anonymous said...

419

Errol E. Stonie said...

fart windy

Ghostbusters said...

who you gonna call?

Getting Blazed said...

RIP Kev!

too many duck spoil the soup said...

OMG PLEASE NO MORE DUCKS

Harp On Lucy said...

I didn't design the damn Christmas Quacker...

Anonymous said...

yeah, but enough already w/ the ducks

can't we talk about trees or something?

Anonymous said...

Trees are good, trees are IMPORTANT.

Anonymous said...

Hey, did you hear about the guy in Jersey who got stuck at the bottom of a quarry, and was saved by a tree? real story, man.

ROOTS said...

good movie, huh?

Anonymous said...

Weed is like a tree. Think of it like that.

Anonymous said...

The best of both worlds.....

Anonymous said...

One of the most important properties of gold is its ducktility. Plasticine (Play Dough) is also highly ducktile.

So you see ducks are clearly relevant.

Quarrymon said...

dude!

golden slumbers said...

so you're saying it's Mallardable?

Phat Bastard said...

Behold My Baby

Peeking duck said...

I read the last page first!

Not My Script said...

Duck's disease: the curse of the Seagoons!

Anonymous said...

walk this way

canard au sang said...

canard au sang

duck torture device

Anonymous said...

expressly for you

S'Mo Kin Goons said...

SECOMBE: Pardon me Wal, but what’s a hendu?

GREENSLADE: It lays eggs

SECOMBE: And you say they’re blowing from the east?

GREENSLADE: Yes

SECOMBE: Stand by for Easter eggs!

SEAGOON: Oooho, my last worldly possession stolen. My only goat-skin, duck-operated wrist watch, gone!

ECCLES: What’s the duck for?

SEAGOON: To lay eggs.

Anonymous said...

I want a new duck

Golden Duckats said...

LORD SEAGOON:
Quiet please at the back and short at the sides. Gentlemen, I have discovered that British new laid eggs are being stamped with a lion. It's a fraud.

GRYTPYPE:
Why sir?

LORD SEAGOON:
They're not lion's eggs. Now gentlemen, could we close the doors please?

Anonymous said...

interesting.....

Anonymous said...

If a duck can lay the golden egg....
the goose is cooked.

Anonymous said...

shoulda said "duck"

Anonymous said...

I miss Poop man. :(

Anonymous said...

I don't.

Anonymous said...

"Two are flying"

Anonymous said...

"..... two are not"

Foo Kadook said...

Is that a sexual reference?

Miss Heard Lyrics said...

To Mick Jagger, it is.

Huntz Holiday said...

One for the funny.

Cracker Jack said...

Two for the slow.

Fritzl said...

Candy Coated Pop Corn

Eccles Cor Meum said...

Willium: No, no, no - don't nut me, mate. Don't nut me. I'll tell you the truth, so, cor love-a-duck, struth, cor stone the crows, cor blimey I will.

28 Proof said...

Pi not
¡No ir!
(Ergo, no go Nero O'Negro)
Ore gone

Anonymous said...

Here is an interesting new photo essay on Rosemary's Baby, if any of you are still into that wing of PID:

ROSEMARY'S BABY

CERN SUITCASE FOUND said...

Hey! Remember the SUITCASES!?


Someone found the C.E.R.N Suitcase
just in time for the LHC being turned on! GOOD TIMES!

LaGoon Show said...

Coconut Pye Rite

Anonymous said...

yes!

Howard said...

Hello Humans,
I will be back on earth in my egg-space-ship to save the earth once again....
But this time intentionally ....
not a mistake !

PHOCO.X said...

and in a couple of months you can create phoneyCorps ltd and get those stock options working for you too!

Cramer said...

Duck + Gravy = $$$

iamalameduck said...

egg-cellent!

Cramer Goes Gilligan said...

Saltwater Daffy

Calling London said...

To the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, an' go it alone!

Anonymous said...

Duck and Wheel

Anonymous said...

Carnival of Light

White Rabbit said...

On the run.

Anonymous said...

N O W S P E L L I N G I T O U T F O R Y O U

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

N O W S P E L L I N G I T O U T F O R Y O U

October 27, 2009 5:46 PM



well do it! spell it out!

Anonymous said...

Take a good look around you...

MilesGloriosus said...

Are you sure that this is where you want to be?

round and round and round and round said...

Day after day,
Alone on a hill,
The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly still

Lea & Perrins said...

WOOS-tər-sheer saws

Kaleiduckscope said...

Jaded cum Pewter

summa cum laude said...

lucky duck who made the grade

Anonymous said...

Complete with dip-loma, (which any good doctor knows is anagram code for D-lipoma, a variety of fatty tumor that is generally harmless but can be annoying).

kindergarten cop said...

IT"S NOT A TUMOR!

Anonymous said...

Run, rabbit run
Dig that hole, forget the sun
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down
It's time to dig another one

For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave

Anonymous said...

egregia cum laude

O' Pinion said...

Nice threads, full set of teeth, goes around and around and around.

Anonymous said...

484

Daisy Mae West said...

Egg regium. Cum lad.

Anonymous said...

seven eight nine

Intel said...

Math Coprocessor

Anonymous said...

fidum scit!

Anonymous said...

( keep away from the Crowley cookies, though)

Steven Dee Meter said...

Fidem's Cat

Anonymous said...

Someone made a pudding joke.

Anonymous said...

you can't have any pudding unless you eat your meat
how can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?

Anonymous said...

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Sea is for cookie, that's good enough for me
See is for cookie, that's good enough for me
oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with ¡Sí

gimmel shelter said...

easy as one two three

Happy Jack said...

Fee fo' fidumb
(And the beans talk)

I hope your having fun said...

if we ever get out of here

O Pinion on a Rack said...

It's a big brown bag, Dad.

A Pinion on a Rock said...

Babble Onion

Jack gets goose said...

with Magik Beans!

Thty Magic Kingdom Cum Laude said...

In The Town They're Searching For you Every Where
But We Never Gonna Be Found!


oh no!

Anonymous said...

Thy, obviously


lol

Patrick Henry said...

And the Bell Was Ringing In The Village Square
For The Rabbits On The Run.

GW Bridge said...

503

Pepper's Ghost said...

Liar Rebel

Liar Rebel said...

Bell Jar

La Ray Bolger said...

Even with a diploma I still can't get that Pithoregon shit right.

(Eyes oscillate)

Cor Limey said...

Doctor My Eyes

Anonymous said...

Here come the jesters, 1 2 3,
It's all part of my fantasy,
I love the music,
And I love to see the crowd,
Dancing in the aisles
And singin' out loud, yeah
Here come the dancers, one by one,
Your momma's callin' but you're having fun,
You find your dancin' on the number 9 cloud,
Put your hands together now, and sing it out loud.

It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy,
It's all part of my rock and roll dream.

Fidung Scat said...

Ra Can Roll

Pi(e)dung Scat said...

Rounding out the F'ing dropPings.

Don Cor le One Headlight said...

Gang leader Brand O riding past the Bleackers.

Starts with ore and is nicely rego-centric. (The ego, however, is slightly off-center).

--Ore Goon

Sarah Van Tase said...

Dawn Keyhole Trees

Dawn-keyhole Tie said...

One Headlight

For Jan said...

Big Brown Bag: Core Valise
Apple: Corp of Alice

She ate
A damn eight
Full up dick
Welcome!

Anonymous said...

Well on the way,
Head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud

Anonymous said...

http://blog.svconline.com/briefingroom/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coachella-09-paul-mccartney-4-17-09.jpg

how to reflect said...

blue link for the pilots

MikeNL said...

Paul McCartney is coming to The Netherlands, Arnhem dec. 9th 2009.

MikeNL said...

i'll be there @ the concert.

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...
Paul McCartney is coming to The Netherlands, Arnhem dec. 9th 2009.

October 28, 2009 3:30 PM


Hey! Where's the RIGHT ALBUM MP3's????

and, Damon (co-creator of "LOST") makes a Paul 'shout-out':

Why is neither Walt nor Vincent in the Season 6 promo picture? -- Holly
(quote)
Well, I'm not going to explain why anything is what it is, other than that everything is by design. You'll just have to watch the final season and decide for yourself. It's a little bit like, "Why is Paul McCartney holding a cigarette with his right hand when he's a lefty on the Abbey Road cover?" (quote)

cool, huh?

vince

Anonymous said...

Jeez.... Dec 9, huh?
John's death day.


well, I guess it was already the 10th in Amsterdam,huh?

vince

Anonymous said...

gee, and three months ago Mikey was crying about petro fare....

Anonymous said...

HEY mike, did Paul give you tickets?

Anonymous said...

HEY Paul! Can I get some tickets too?

Anonymous said...

HEY You!
Would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm coming home.

time going faster said...

526

Tickets said...

to Paul

Anonymous said...

Hey vince-

I don't know if you caught the promo poster that was initially put out for LOST's final season, but the Sgt. Pepper reference on it was pretty hard to miss: Check it out.

Question is- who buried Locke?

Anonymous said...

watch?v=ywkR7mrlSaw

FINALLY! Something new related to the beatles

Anonymous said...

rivers of ash, urns of gold

Anonymous said...

"FINALLY! Something new related to the beatles"


it's old news anyway

Euroblurb said...

“This is my chance to bring our current show home to where it all began. Starting in Hamburg, ending in London and rocking everywhere in between. I’m very much looking forward to ending the year on a high.”

Anonymous said...

533

Work it Out said...

Life is very short, and there's no time,
for fussing and fighting my friend.
I have always thought, that it's a crime,
so I will ask you once again.........

Under the Gunn said...

Make it work!

Anonymous said...

Mother Superior jump the gun!

The Seuss said...

A Linear B through the shot
Music con Crete
Meanders, frets, keys
Knossos gnosis Schmossos
Get a clew
It's a maize
Paul is Daedalus

Chili con Templation said...

Surely minute are small time, but one and one and one, and soon minute are add up. How many minute are you kill on this silly game?

Sam-I-am said...

I would not, could not, in a box.

Anonymous said...

"Chili con Templation said...
Surely minute are small time, but one and one and one, and soon minute are add up. How many minute are you kill on this silly game?"



play the game "Existence" to the end
Of the beginning, of the beginning

Anonymous said...

won and won and won is three

Anonymous said...

Three as a Bird

Dee's Gription said...

Sam-I-am said...
I would not, could not, in a box.


Press the red button, Pinky. I drink your Melch Shake. ;)

Anonymous said...

That is completely beyond gross.....

:(

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you didn't really mean ...... THAT!

right?

Anonymous said...

Gross? I can't even begin to imagine where your mind must be then.

Anonymous said...

567

words have two meanings said...

I guess you didn't consult the Urban Dictionary, then.....

Secret Handshake said...

Interlock the pinkies. Press the index fingers into the palms.

Anonymous said...

wrists

Anonymous said...

oh, I'll try that sometime....

Patriarchal Grip said...

Interlock the pinkies. Press the index fingers into the wrists.

You either get it or you think it's gross, not quite a tautology but now you've been taught.

Anonymous said...

uh, just the handshake, that is

U2 said...

"You either get it or you think it's gross, not quite a tautology but now you've been taught."


taught what?

Anonymous said...

555

Portlander Manteau said...

Read the image file name (before consulting herb and dictionaries) to save time.

Urban Spaceman said...

ok ok ok

I just googled "Melch" and that's what was found, ya know?....

No harm, no fowl, duckie :)

in the psalm of my hand said...

"The LORD hath sworn, and will not repent, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchizedek."

King of Salem said...

Yeah good luck with that.

wings said...

OH, We're going to need quite a bit of luck

Anonymous said...

With a little push, we could set it off.
We can send it rocketing skywards.
With a little love, we could shake it up.
Don't you feel the comet exploding?

Blue Jay Path said...

It's a Shem. Noah matter what ya think ya zed ya never know what ya really zed.

In other words, if ya haven't had the Ham then ya won't get the yolk.

Clever Whether said...

The wiliow turns his back on inclement weather;
And if he can do it.....

the wind said...

sorry, willow

Anonymous said...

...and contrary to popular belief, I know eggzactly what I am saying....

Anonymous said...

What I mean is that the gloved hand image made a loud statement (to a person like me) that was not foreseen (by a person like you).

So when one sends messages via the medium of symbols one can never be certain that one has not inadvertently sent more than one message.

No need to take it personally.

Have a Nice Day said...

I repeat, Pete, I know eggzactly what I am showing you in word, image, and sound.....

made ya think, though, so it's a win win situation.

Anonymous said...

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand

hey, you never know said...

"What I mean is that the gloved hand image made a loud statement (to a person like me) that was not foreseen (by a person like you)."


and may I suggest you apply such endeavor to past present and future "symbols"?

Milk Izzy Duck said...

The St. Paul Highway begins in Noob-berg and goes South. The highway becomes Main Street upon reaching the town of St. Paul. If you head East at Church Avenue you will pass the St. Paul Cemetary, cross over the Will-am-ette River, and after a few miles you will reach the end of the St. Paul Highway, where it tees with Butt-ville Road, near Wiseacre Lane and Eye-5.

Back on Main Street in St. Paul, if you continue South past Church Avenue you will end up on the St. Paul Fairfield Road, aka the River Road, which follows the river all the way to Solyma, at which point it forks into a choice between Commercial and Liberty.

Liberty Street merges into Commercial Street and then re-brances off several times as you proceed southward through town, until finally, at Alice Avenue, Liberty splits off from Commercial for the last time. Just a few blocks later is King Street, at the apex of Liberty and Triangle Drive.

I used to spend every Christmas Eve with Grandmother Alice's family on King Street: Clarence King, Pearl King, and James King.

It's just random art.

Aum Biguous said...

and may I suggest you apply such endeavor to past present and future "symbols"?

"Such endeavor"?

Anonymous said...

archaic : to strive to achieve or reach
: to attempt (as the fulfillment of an obligation) by exertion of effort (endeavors to finish the race)
intransitive verb : to work with set purpose



Do you really think we play (here) forever? The object of the game is to win. Nothing random about it.

Anonymous said...

"What I mean is that the gloved hand image made a loud statement (to a person like me) that was not foreseen (by a person like you)."

may I suggest you apply such endeavor to past present and future "symbols"?

Are you saying that I should try to guess which meaning(s) you don't foresee?

MMT said...

oh, cut it out, are you trying to tell me what I foresee or not? lol


shut up and watch a movie

Anonymous said...

You said "apply such endeavor" but the phrase is ambiguous. The word "such" can be interpreted in two ways, each of which give the phrase a different meaning. I am just trying to figure out precisely what you meant.

Such can be used for emphasis, as in, "I am such an idiot."

Such can also refer to a specific example of something, as in, "I should have such luck!," or, "I will do no such thing."

There is no telling whether you intended one such meaning or the other.

Anonymous said...

at least look up the full definition:

pronoun
such a person (or persons) or thing (or things)

the person or thing mentioned or implied

Anonymous said...

hocus- focus

Anonymous said...

may I suggest you apply such endeavor to past present and future "symbols"?



may I suggest you apply equal effort to past present and future "symbols"?


better?

Anonymous said...

may I suggest you apply your ample brain cells to past present and future "symbols"?

may I suggest you apply due diligence to past present and future "symbols"?

may I suggest you apply careful thought and consideration to past present and future "symbols"?


may I suggest you apply common sense to past present and future "symbols"?



better?

Anonymous said...

There is nothing common or sensible about Sgt. Pepper.

Anonymous said...

Chaos and Creation in the Backyard

Anonymous said...

583

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

gee, and three months ago Mikey was crying about petro fare....

October 28, 2009 5:01 PM



This is such a good point

Anonymous said...

Death cab fare for cutie.

Another clue for you All said...

Who won the MMT marathon race and what kind of bus was Ringo driving?

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's two clues!

Anonymous said...

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Sergeants played a marching tune

Another Clue: Part 2 said...

The Walrus was Paul

Anonymous said...

Fixing a hole in the ocean
Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah
Looking through a glass onion

Anonymous said...

Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet.

Anonymous said...

where everything flows

Ley Lined said...

Beards, Hux, Hand, and Stan. Straight as the Crow flies.

Kleiodoscope Pirus said...

Origin l' Cinth

looking thru a glass onion said...

standing on a cast-iron shore

Anonymous said...

He living there still.

Ferrous Seas said...

And sad you sees.

Ferrous Beuller Beuller said...

Y'all kidding?

Ferrous Wheel said...

Thames Eye.

Anonymous said...

a kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

Anonymous said...

thirst

Anonymous said...

I'll Be The Last, You'll Be The First
I'll Do My Best To Quench Your Thirst
I'm The Lucky One Who Keeps The Prize
Girl I Like What You're Doing

More on Tappin' Apple said...

If you could hide a CL UB in the twinkling of an eye.

A Poor Waif said...

A Poor Waif
Air-ring Man

Erring Man? (Ask Uriah's Heap)

Dr. Robert said...

Origin l' Synth

MikeNL said...

wust a wood weppiwa

Anonymous said...

wewwy wevew wike

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