Iamaphoney seems to know. Apollo seemed to know. Jarv knows. Even the Nutters seem to know. Lewis Carroll may hold the key to the Beatles Mystery.
Paul McCartney told Miles in "Many Years From Now," when talking about the "I Am The Walrus" sequence and some others from Magical Mystery Tour, "It was all directly from Alice in Wonderland." John said the same thing in his 1980 Playboy interview. This Alice connection can be said of many things from the Beatles career and up to this very day of their solo careers--if they can really be considered solo.
From the perspective here in the rabbit hole, the Beatles never broke up. In fact everything is different here in the rabbit hole. From the top side perspective, there are many things that don't seem to have any meaning or significance. From the rabbit hole, everything means something and even nothing can mean anything. So, when you are down here, if you look directly at something, the damn thing disappears and if you walk towards it, the damn thing seems to get farther away. So it's like trying to see Pleiades, you see it more clearly when you don't look directly at it. Do you think it is by accident that Paul lived with a family named Asher? I guess the topsiders would consider that a random thing.
Back to the book "Many Years From Now," Paul tells us about Jane Asher. "At the age of twelve, Jane made her stage debut as Alice in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland at the Oxford Playhouse. Her 1958 recording of Alice in Wonderland is still selling well on tape cassette."
Topsiders also think nothing of the fact that Brian Epstein's mother's name was Queenie. The Queen in Alice says, "better, and better, and better!" and as Lewis Carroll described it, "Her voice went higher with each `better', till it got quite to a squeak at last." You do know that the Beatles have two songs where they repeat the word "better" with their voices getting higher each time. Better. Better. It's Getting Better all the time.
So, anyway, here in the rabbit hole, the queen is talking to Alice and once again says "better, better, better" and becomes a damn sheep, wrapped in wool. So you watch the 1979 Tomorrow Show interview and see Paul McCartney talking about shearing sheep to make wool.
And what is the sheep, who used to be a queen, doing the whole freaking time she is talking to Alice? She's knitting. That's right she's knitting.
Just read the damn book. It's all there.
So, I want to tell you topsiders that when you watch the video promo for "Instant Karma" and you see John and Yoko with there recently sheered hair, and Yoko is sitting there knitting with a freaking blindfold on, that means something, my friends. And if you don't believe me, come down here in the rabbit hole with me and you might see who is pulling the wool over your eyes.
Reporting from the rabbit hole...
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Baby got a tummy ache? Don't feel like getting shot down? Might hurt your precious ANONYMOUS FEELINGS?
Nobody knows who you are man...
and you don't know what you are talking about
NEITHER DO I!
So there, you can shoot me down too! Feel better now?
I just don't feel like talking about it is all
Hell yeah you don't know what you are talking about either, so nanny nanny boo boo!
I am rubber and you are glue, what ever I say bounces off myself and nobody hears it because its the middle of the night on a friday
So there, shoot me down on that, left a party early, iamaloser
So let me tell you what I think, its so far fetched that what ever you have to say will look as credible as any iron clad scientific proof.
We are all Paul. We are all dead.
It happened in 1967, the same as its happening right this moment
We are waking up from being creatures of pure instinct driven by powerful unconcious urges
We are shaping this experience.
Somehow the ufo's and the buildaburgers are in there.. and crop circles. and building seven..
and jfk and marylin monroe..
and nunchucks
Ok, so why not let some of your theories fly here? go out on an anonymous limb! Dare to speak of the elephant nobody is talking about, you know what i mean
AND SOMEBODY CUE THE RANDOM BEATLE SONG QUOTES, ITS TOO DAMN QUIET AROUND HERE
AND SOMEBODY CUE THE RANDOM BEATLE SONG QUOTES, ITS TOO DAMN QUIET AROUND HERE
October 24, 2009 11:40 PM
all you need is love
Anonymous said...
I won't say anything about it. I'm not spoiling it, and I don't feel like explaining all of it just so it could get shot down because it's just too "unrealistic"
But remember, nothing is ReAl.
October 24, 2009 11:03 PM
Actually you do know what you are talking about, keep it to yourself, the rubes are ready to walk down the midway, there are cupie dolls to shill, the money we don't have is burning a hole in all of our pockets
Its our way of denying that we are mortals, and we are all going to die. Paul is a prominent notable person, who has a large share of our minds. We are projecting our own fear of death onto him.
Because in that way, we can control it. Externalize it. Distance ourselves from it.
Martin Heidegger said, "We pursue that which retreats from us"
The Beatles stopped touring. Paul played dead. In their movies, they are always RUNNING AWAY from people.
We pursue that which retreats from us.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Heidegger
What if bunnies could sting you?
bababooweee bababooweee
Howard Sterns penis
*Runs out of court*
this will tell you the exact day you will die, using complex insurance actuarial tables. People die the month of this prediction 79-84% of the time. And 90% the year that this program projects.
And if you look really really closely,
it says "PAUL IS DEAD" in the fine print
The fine print is a beautiful thing....
...fingerprints are beautiful, too...
And there's some little jerk in the FBI
A keepin' papers on me six feet high
It gets me down, it gets me down,
it gets me down
It gets me down
Now boarding at the Albert Dock.
ok, I'll ask.... what's with the duck obsession?
Knit that duck a sweater!
ʎǝuoɥdɐɯɐı - it's really IAMAPHONEY??? IAMAPHONEY IS HERE???
voilà ʎǝuoɥdɐɯɐı
The word 'DUCK' represents time in the wacky world of mirrored words.
DIICK
DOCK
DIICK
DOCK
ok, sure it does
How Calm The Water And Bright The Rainbow
Cold D-ck
fade this duck to black
live! from the duck blind
Ducks: Because getting a D is better than getting an F.
Shrinkage: Fade this d-ck; tube lack.
duck, duck, goose
How to play:
It gets me down!
You telling lies thinking I can't see
You can't cry 'cos you're laughing at me
I'm down (I'm really down)
I'm down (Down on the ground)
I'm down (I'm really down)
How can you laugh when you know I'm down ?
˙uʍop əpısdn ɯ,ı
235
Ground Zero.
A cache of bills.
Yakkin' about a million ducks.
the county duck who held a grudge
One way ticket
day tipper
How long is this duck doo going to continue?
Where's WALDEN POND?
It's in VERmont, silly goose
This duck thing is a disEASE.
the crackpot criteria are in full effect.
How 'bout THIS!
"Only The Super-rich Can Save Us!"
a new FICTION book by the one & only RALPH NADER!
http://www.sevenstories.com/book/?GCOI=58322100712790
cute.
vince
There is still a chance that they will see. So move your fat asses.
That's a new world order, son.
Oh so sorry, Uncle Albert.
HALsey my bad, dear.
Now go move you ass. It's blocking my view.
250
See you when the Earth stands still....
Palindrome!
I kill people
"Like a SunFlake
In The mourning,
feel the choir
feel the thunder
O, every ladder
leads to heaven,
Charles Manson
draw the picture".
P...
I found this
http://are3ra.blogspot.com/
is it you taf?
I'd say its Jeff Leland
its got the "John Lennon reincarnated" crap sprinkled in there
HA we got him!there is a MLP email behind the username iamaphoney!HE HE
Look who pops up in the website banner.
IS IT HIM?
it it looks like bm@mplcommunications.com is connected to http://are3ra.blogspot.com/
Its a legit mail account i send and it went thru
Oh, look at that.
P...
Phantom See Eye Land
(The Tell-Tail Art)
Z Plane
Z Plane
Spoken in vane
Sin of the fletch
No Mersenne
bm=billy martin ?
they are not that stupid using their own mail accounts!!!
The fired man.
One and one and one is tri.
Figure of Eightball
I'll enjoy Draconian Times ....
Now the tale is told
By the old man back home
He reads the letter
How they are paid in gold
Just to babble in the back room
All night and waste their time
And they wandered in
From the city of St. John without a dime
See the glory of the royal scam
I really can't believe this shit escapes you for one minute.*
when Jose comes home, so good
I really can't believe this shit escapes you for one minute.
Why not?
Like the sun play
In the morning
Feel the quiet
Feel the thunder
Oh every ladder
Leads to heaven
Call it ransom
Draw the picture
Sing the changes
Oh as you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Like the sun playi
In the morning
Feel the quiet
Feel the thunder
Oh every ladder
Leads to heaven
Colored pencils
Draw the picture
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Sing the changes
Any wonder
Feel the sense of
Childlike wonder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Sing the changes
Oh as you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Everybody, a sense of
Childlike wonder
Sense of wonder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Everybody, a sense of childlike wonder
Why not?
Just trying to be considerate and polite, giving yet another chance...
why not? I just don't know either. Still hoping, I guess
Hoping for you. All of you.
The Fireman a/k/a Paul McCartney said...
Like the sun play
In the morning
Feel the quiet
Feel the thunder
Oh every ladder
Leads to heaven
Call it ransom
Draw the picture
NO!
It's "Like a sunflake"
"Feel the chior"
"Charles Manson"
GET THE PICTURE?
colored pencils
choir , maybe
i liked choir better anyway
where's the frakin choir?
castrated, perhaps?
Call it ransom
lol
No Body wants another Manson siutation, dig?
Anonymous said...
where's the frakin choir?
October 25, 2009 5:54 PM
www.iamaphoney.com/choir.mp3
there's your choir.
gross
I draw dicks 'n' lines.
wake the fuck up, seriously
That helps.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????
You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
Mock away turd hole.
you think I'm mocking you? I wouldn't dream of it
you, however, may mock me all you like (to)
start anytime.....
you know... all the "coincidences"... if you see your own life with the rabbit hole vision you´ll see that your life is really something magical with all the threads that unite to make a beatiful sweater
All of us are stars
Peace & Love to all of us
dude, you're gonna have to work way harder than that
Rock on, Peter!
I WANT MY PRIZE.
AND SOON!
WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!!!
Whining about your prize is your prize; if you ain't enough without it then you ain't never gonna be enough with it.
The Blair Witch Project
The Rotten Apple Series
Paranormal Activity
The Fourth Kind
How do you sleep without the prize ?
Insomnia is the price...
Perdis Pantis Pedantis
(Just running with the paradigm..)
iii!
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sub yellow said...
ok, I'll ask.... what's with the duck obsession?
October 25, 2009 5:38 AM
Who shot Lennon?
a mother ducker
J0HNL3NN0N2012 strikes again..
I never realized that about Pepper and MMT..
Does this mean the video of Paul playing right handed in India was fixed? The picture of him playing right handed while John played left handed was definately tweaked.
It's just another day.
London tickets on sale today.
Free, as a bird
Portland Stone Memorial: Column as I seum. On wing of fire.
Anonymous said...
The Blair Witch Project
The Rotten Apple Series
Paranormal Activity
The Fourth Kind
October 25, 2009 6:43 PM
Don't forget "The Ring"! Jump cuts, strange sounds, and we all watched the Phony vids alone, and trying to explain them to other people made us sound stupid!
vince
don't "overlook" the Golden Boy of Pye Corner!
Flaming Honey Pye
(That's where the fireman stopped)
Eccles Corn Meum
(Cross My Heart)
and do i still believe in stories i've been told?
are all the things she brings me
worth their weight in gold?
oh yeah, (oh yeah) pure gold,
oh yeah, (oh yeah) pure gold.
building something, one thing made to last,
and holding something special from the past.
Golden earth girl, female animal
Sings to the wind, resting at sunset
In a mossy nest
Sensing moonlight in the air
(moonlight in the air)
Good clear water friend of wilderness
Sees in the pool her own reflection.
In another woeld
Someone over there is counting.
Fish in a sunbeam,
In eggshell seas.
Fish in a sunbeam.
Eggshell finish.
Ring 'O Fire said...
and do i still believe in stories i've been told?
are all the things she brings me
worth their weight in gold?
oh yeah, (oh yeah) pure gold,
oh yeah, (oh yeah) pure gold.
building something, one thing made to last,
and holding something special from the past.
October 26, 2009 6:31 AM
Oh, and , of course "Spooky Weirdness"
vince
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
IMAP
IMAP who?
I'm App!
Oh, and , of course "Spooky Weirdness"
vince
You feeling "spooky weird" Vince?
BTW, weird just means "fate"
The Law: Crowley, Peel, and the Lord Mayur.
Dept of weights and spooky measures.
Bastards!
London Town
London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared - and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard,you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Like a rolling stone.
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Let me roll it to you.....
Hari Pater
333: Half of 666, or half of 888, depending on your point of view.
or three fake mustaches
335
Someone, Somewhere Has To Know.
Silver Rain Was Falling Down
Upon The Dirty Ground Of London Town.
or three fake mustaches
ROFL!
Hundreds of deniers!
Demoquacks and Reducklicans.
Dozen Paul McCartney have a thing for ducks?
Speaking of dozen, the age old issue has finally been resolved.......
Beer with that, dog?
Silly Willy Nilly said...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
IMAP
IMAP who?
I'm App!
That is the god damn cleverest fucking joke ever.
Willy Nilly is a postman in Under Milk Wood; he sleep-knocks on his wife at night as he dreams of knocking on doors to deliver the mail.
Dylan Thomas, the author of Under Milk Wood, serves as a marker for the intersection of Milk and Wood on the Sgt. Pepper London map.
IMAP is Internet Message Access Protocol, which is a widely used post office application for email.
App! is damn near Apple.
well, tell zilly willie I'm not getting my mail, and where the fuck is it?
Ducks aren't exactly cripple; we waddle. This would explain the search for the Addlegate Treasure, the gold duckloons, etc.
Light your tail on fire. See how fast you'll waadle then.....
Ask Prometheus about fire.
goldenboy @ 30 rock
SUNFLAKE!
lol
I thought Joe Public Beatle Fan would be fascinated with the Sgt. Pepper puzzle. That is why I got into it. I was wrong; most people don't give a duck. That being the case, I find myself lacking motivation.
You say there are a million ducks at the end of the mad mad mad magic mill, so go get them. Don't let me stop you.
Ducks walk/swim in a row, one after another....
as for Pepper, well some ducks are just allergic...tis a shame you lack motivation so, considering the rest of the recipe.....
the secret to iamaphoney is iamaphoney is i am a phoney is iamaphoney
And there is your (not so?) cryptic comment of the day. Enjoy.
And still no Rotten Apple review....
does this tell you something?
lol
St. Paul Grill
Glad you are still around Jude, we've all had some pretty good times around here.
Plenty 'O good times still ahead!
And where is this new Rotten Apple video that MikeNL was talking about, that was supposed to be released along with the "Bootleg" in October?
October is almost over.
Any bets as to the day it all happens?
My wager, Halloween...
(no rotten apples or nutters in that horn!)
i bet nothing happens at all, just like every other month
You don't still need Marching orders from phoney , do you - really? Even with a full table set before you?
i bet nothing happens at all, just like every other month
I bet so too, ironically.
Oh yeah?
WELL I JUST SAW A LIMOUSINE WITH TINTED BLACK WINDOWS ON THE SWISS BORDER!
AND IT DROVE AROUND THE SNOW CAPPED MOUNTAINS AT HIGH SPEED AND CAME TO AN ABRUPT STOP!
IAMAPHONEY ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND TOSSED A SUITCASE OUT.. AND IN THAT SUITCASE WAS A CD... AND ON THAT CD WAS A VIDEO... AND IN THAT VIDEO WAS A SECRET... AND IN THAT SECRET WAS A RIDDLE.. AND IN THAT RIDDLE WAS A CONUNDRUM... AND IN THAT CONUNDRUM WAS AN ENIGMA.. AND IN THAT ENIGMA WAS A REVELATION... AND IN THAT REVELATION WAS A MYSTERY... AND IN THAT MYSTERY WAS.......
WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!! ITS THE MOST AMAZING EARTH SHATTERING VIDEO THAT HAS EVER BEEN SEEN
cant wait! does it have anything to do with the bootleg? my mp3 player needs a iaap bootleg album! what is it called, the right album???
Good one, Matryoshka! sweet!
i knew the russians were involved.......
iamaphoney has never let us down before
Anonymous said...
You don't still need Marching orders from phoney , do you - really? Even with a full table set before you?
October 26, 2009 10:34 AM
Marching orders please.
To sleep, perchance to dream.....
Marching orders please.
turn left @ Greenland.
A Halloween edition of the Rotten Apple series would be pretty sweet, actually: The IAAP actor viciously stabbing a pig to death with the corner of a LOVE CD jewel case (or a snatched crucifix/dagger, take your pick) at the crack of midnight on the steps of St. Paul's cathedral, then writing "LUAPTNIASNETSILTNDIDOUY" in pig's blood on the church walls whilst a backwards, Phoneyfied version of "Helter Skelter" plays in the background---if that wouldn
t convince the world that Paul is dead, what would!
Iamaphoney, if you are reading this: did I just let on the premise of the next installment or am I just a bit disturbed?
I like the cut of your jib Jude!
Iamaphoney! LISTEN UP!
Animal sacrifice, chop chop!
You are highly disturbed, Jude. Is that your secret fantasy?
It would have been much more funny if it was at the Basilica, though....
"Animal sacrifice, chop chop!"
there will be NO such thing happening now, or then.
Jude could you please contact iamaphoney and get him on the ball on this, its almost lunchtime, and some sacrifice would be good right now.
Goat, cow, pig, whatever is laying around the grotto.
Not saying you have to meet with him, I wouldn't either.
Just have him put it in a suitcase and throw it in a bush somewhere, know what I am saying?
billliloquy said...
To sleep, perchance to dream.....
I've seen that before.
Looking Glass Ties
And still they lead me back
Sealed With a Handshake
and half and hour ago you were going to quit :)
Just have him put it in a suitcase and throw it in a bush somewhere, know what I am saying?
October 26, 2009 11:31 AM
HAVE HIM PUT IT ANY DAMN PLACE WE CHOOSE!
iamaphoney is a vegetarian, so make that some crispy BBQ tofu or burnt carrots or something.....
Anonymous said...
iamaphoney is a vegetarian, so make that some crispy BBQ tofu or burnt carrots or something.....
October 26, 2009 11:45 AM
CHEESE.
Other notable vegetarians
Hitler
Paul McCartney
jude and mikenl playing password
ok, mikey, you may sacrifice a pizza
invite a few friends over, have a few beers
Anonymous said...
The Blair Witch Project
The Rotten Apple Series
Paranormal Activity
The Fourth Kind
October 25, 2009 6:43 PM
This is a very telling comment. The 3 horror films listed here claimed to be based on real life events and had corresponding websites filled with fake information that convinced viewers what they were seeing was true. The Fourth Kind is currently working this angle. Maybe it's no accident that the Rotten Apple is listed under "entertainment" on YouTube.
god damn it i like where this is going...
Well done all around,
each of you recieve a personal pan yoda pizza
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c&NR=1
"When I'm home...... BRAINS!!!!"
vince
Why do you hate the pilots so, Vince?
'Coz pilots always give you show's characters at their most 'stereo-typical', you know?
From "All In The Family" to "Sienfeld", you'll see the pilots of these show are just awful!
vince
vince's link
yoda pizza said...
Well done all around,
each of you recieve a personal pan yoda pizza
October 26, 2009 1:08 PM
at least yoda loves us palm pilots!
Paulmetto bug said...
Why do you hate the pilots so, Vince?
October 26, 2009 3:21 PM
i dont capitalize the v, because of unemployement and as a protest against publishers. so please next time no V... its v
"Internet Explorer can't find the server at www.vinceshoulddothis.com"
now yoda hates us too! curse you yoda!
vince, I think you deserve a Cap V...maybe that will help you find a job faster.....
Big man walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
V for inVincable
perhaps they'll listen now
clothes make the man said...
vince, I think you deserve a Cap V...maybe that will help you find a job faster.....
October 26, 2009 3:59 PM
and wear a suit too you damn hippy
and REAL SHOES!!!!
hell i am unemployed too, dont make you a bad person
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