Saturday, January 30, 2010

Bridge On (Over) The River Kwai

"I saw a film today, oh boy, the English army had just won the war..."

It was the mysterious discussion forum character Apollo C. Vermouth who speculated that the above line from the song "A Day In The Life" could have been a reference to the movie "Bridge On the River Kwai." The film, released in 1957 (the year that Lennon met McCartney), starred William Holden and Alec Guinness. Its connections to the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, released a decade later, are remote but numerous.

Apollo pointed out that the film may have been the inspiration for the Beatles imaginary singer Billy Shears. As indicated in the IMDb entry, the name William Shears can be constructed from the main character credit.



Any avid reader of Apollo's posts must have been confused about why he would make a stretch like that. Apollo reported that the Shears character even told a nurse in the film "All you need is love." He also added, "What profound effect did it have on Lennon, who went on to play in a movie titled, "How I Won the War." [I would have put a question mark there, but I guess we'll blame that on his typist]



Although the Shears character is American, a main focus of the film is a bridge that English prisoners of war are forced to build for the enemy. The bridge is built and ultimately destroyed, leading to the defeat of the Japanese.

If you are looking for a connection between all of this and the Paul Is Dead rumor or The Rotten Apple Series, I haven't got one. However, if there is a code of some kind, this very well may be a part of it.

One reason why I have never accepted the premise that the Sgt. Pepper cover is simply a collection of the Beatles heroes is that I cannot imagine a gathering of that kind not having any representation from the British Comedy group The Goons. The Beatles praised the Goons frequently throughout their careers. George adored Peter Sellers, who was even present in the "Get Back" film footage. Paul paid tribute to Spike Milligan with a medley of "Yesterday" and the "Ying Tong Song."

The Goons may not have been on the Sgt. Pepper cover, but they do have strong connections with the Beatles and one pretty strong connection with "The Bridge On the River Kwai." This connection also involves the Beatles Producer, George Martin.

In 1962 Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers, with Peter Cook and Jonathan Miller released the record 'Bridge On The River Wye'. It was a spoof of the film 'Bridge On The River Kwai', being based around the 1957 Goon Show 'An African Incident'. It was intended to have the same name as the film, but shortly before its release, the film company threatened legal action if the name was used. Producer George Martin (of Beatles fame) edited out the 'K' every time the word 'Kwai' was spoken. And so, 'The Bridge on the River Wye' was created. (from http://www.thegoonshow.net/facts.asp)

There are some other crazy connections. The song that the soldiers are whistling in the movie is called the Colonel Bogey March. In the late 1970s, Ringo signed the artist Colonel Doug Bogie to his Ring-O Records label. John indicated that the news story about the death of Tara Browne inspired part of the song "A Day In The Life." Browne was the heir of the Guinness fortune and Alec Guinness starred in "Bridge On the River Kwai." Oh yes, "The Bridge on the River Wye" skit by the Goons featured Peter Cook, one half of the team that would eventually record the famous Beatles outfake "L.S. Bumble Bee."

The last connection comes from Beatle Ringo Starr, who hosted Saturday Night Live episode #186. Towards the end of the show, Ringo starred in a skit that was a spoof on "The Bridge On the River Kwai."



In the skit, the British Army and their enemy utilized Reverse Psychology. (Didn't Rotten Apple #1 use REVERSE psychology?)

One final fact: The episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Ringo Starr and featuring a skit based on "Bridge On the River Kwai" was performed and broadcast live on December 8, 1984, exactly four years after John Lennon was killed only blocks away.

What is this code?


(Kwai, from LIBER 777)

723 comments:

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The answer is ... said...

No no no no no no no no
No no no
No no no no no
No

Anonymous said...

^
607

Anonymous said...

WRONG ANSWER

Anonymous said...

"I'll wager on the line
Ten thousand pounds and five
I'm the only man who'll ever get to hell
and come back alive."

Admiral Albert'son said...

Paul is Dead at the End of the World - Pt. 14

Jody the Pig said...

"I'll wager on the line
Ten thousand pounds and five
I'm the only man who'll ever get to hell
and come back alive."

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

like pigs in the sky said...

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.



oh, but Sir Bodsworth was sure, stupidhead.

Anonymous said...

The one mistake you made was in your stupidhead
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

Anonymous said...

You better see right through that mother's eyes.

Anonymous said...

What is this code?

Anonymous said...

You pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

say say say said...

Tell me tell me tell me the answer.

Love came and said...

slapped me in the face!

Anonymous said...

620 WHEN

Anonymous said...

seriously, aren't you boring even YOURSELVES at this point?

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's getting alot more interesting

William "Piggy" Pen said...

Where did babies come from before 1754?

USPS said...

Number 9

I Threw It on the Ground said...

Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone.

a canary in a coal mine said...

The atmosphere is less than perfect.

Anonymous said...

Canary Row

Anonymous said...

Nothing too much just out of sight
You said you love me this is true,
best thing to do, is to lie down beside me

Anonymous said...

^

The Fireman

Anonymous said...

630 WEJL Scranton

Admiral Albert'son said...

Paul is Dead at the End of the World - Pt. 14.1

Anonymous said...

going down down down
woop! about to slip down

Anonymous said...

HURRY UP!

Anonymous said...

or you will be corrected

Anonymous said...

MISS INKLEY
First of all today
You will learn a song
In a foreign tongue.
You will follow me
As I say the words.
We will now begin...
Tres conejos
BOYS
Tres conejos
MISS INKLEY
En un arbol
BOYS
En un arbol
MISS INKLEY
Tocando
BOYS
Tocando
MISS INKLEY
El tambor
BOYS
El tambor.
MISS INKLEY
Que si
BOYS
Que si
MISS INKLEY
Que no
BOYS
Que no
MISS INKLEY
Que si. Lo he visto yo.
HEADMASTER
Ahem!
MISS INKLEY
Tres conejos
En un arbol
Tocando
El tambor.
Que si
Que no
Que si.
Lo he visto yo.
SHANTY and BOYS
Tres conejos
En un arbol
Tocando
El tambor.
Que si
Que no
Que si.
Lo he visto yo.
BOYS
Tres conejos
MISS INKLEY
Three rabbits
BOYS
En un arbol
MISS INKLEY
In a tree
BOYS
Tocando
MISS INKLEY
Playing
BOYS
El tambor
MISS INKLEY
The drum.
BOYS
Que si
MISS INKLEY
Why yes
BOYS
Que no
MISS INKLEY
Why no
BOYS
Que si. Lo he visto yo.
MISS INKLEY
Why yes. I have seen it

Anonymous said...

You got a boy child comin
Gonna be a sonofagun

Anonymous said...

637

Anonymous said...

sa'lem and love

Anonymous said...

Issy Bonn?

Anonymous said...

Now's your chance Iamaphoney. Abbey Road studios is up for sale. EMI is losing money and needs to unload it. So much for the all powerful evil Illuminati. Can't stop illegal downloading and not too good with money either.

Anonymous said...

Yes, indeed.
I guess it's best for Abbey Road Studios to be in The Beatles circuit.

Sold! said...

It must be the end, then!

Anonymous said...

circuit? LOFL

abbey eggshelley said...

Chevalerie d'Institutions et Règles Catholiques d'Union Indépendante et Traditionaliste

It's all connected, chicky baby

Anonymous said...

meh. No big deal.

In the Pines said...

His head was found in a driving wheel,
But his body never was found.

Hilarious Ghosties said...

Happens to the best of us!

John Lennon said...

"Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary."

I thought I'd seen it all.... said...

'til I'd seen this!

Anonymous said...

you could correct me with a feather

It's for you! said...

Hello?

It's just another day said...

doot doot doot doot doot doot

Someone's knocking at the door! said...

Somebody's ringin' a bell!

London Aye said...

It's a worm gate!

Ring Ghost Arc said...

Ringin' the Bel

Caller ID said...

Best technology available. By far.

hello, it's ME said...

Hi Macca!

Anonymous said...

MR VERMOUTH,

PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.


THANK YOU

Anonymous said...

You have to dial "1" first to reach the antichrist,
even if it's a local call.

Anonymous said...

GO FIGURE!

Snow Scenes said...

Spring is coming.

He drew first and shot said...

Mona Lisa

Anonymous said...

Holy crap that was amazing!

Anonymous said...

that's what she said

Anonymous said...

She said your crap was amazing?

Anonymous said...

(this post intentionally left blank)

Anonymous said...

Open your eyes.

Anonymous said...

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Lots More Winter said...

28 inches for the city of brotherly love, if.

Anonymous said...

You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
You gotta stay together

All I know, all I know, love will save the day

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

The Fool on the Hill

Anonymous said...

so tafultong makes videos now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5C3eCoNlKE

and owns the MMT script??


mmh... makes you think, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

For the illiterates who can't script.

Anonymous said...

^

page 7

Anonymous said...

Good morning,
Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters.

Anonymous said...

P, OE.

Anonymous said...

I used to be a rolling stone
You know if the cause was right
I'd leave to find the answer on the road
I used to be a heart beating for someone
But the times have changed
The less I say the more my work gets done

tafultong's video again said...

Child of the Moon

Anonymous said...

He is a very willful boy.

Anonymous said...

Fucking iamaphoney's voise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mevHfEz0E&feature=sub

Anonymous said...

Wave after wave will flow with the tide, and bury the world as it does.

Tide after tide will flow and recede leaving life to go on as it was.

Anonymous said...

i love that rush song

Captain Noah said...

See the bird with a leaf in her mouth.

Anonymous said...

Would it kill you to try a little harder? really?

Anonymous said...

686 with a K

ashes ashes said...

We all fall down

Lama Phonie's Voyse said...

Ba ba ba
bodeo beaux
bum bum bum
doo ahh!

4 of Fish for dinner said...

ashes ashes said...
We all fall down


Must be Arshe Wednesday!

KPET said...

Radio "69"

Gull....Oh Gull... said...

When I think of all the times I've tried to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry;
And she promises Doritos to pay me
And I believe her.
(After all this times I don't know why.)
Ah, gull! Gull!

Ow! OOOOH! said...

Werewolves of London!

Foorp! at last! said...

Just as I thought.

Anonymous said...

I hate this fucking white rabbit.

this one isn't much better said...

s'mother's brothers?!

These clues sound great! said...

Guess I haven't heard this one in a while; now it sounds good!

Beat cluB said...

Fire all of your guns at once!

athinblueline said...

Come on, come on, come on!

996 said...

699

WLW said...

Cincinatti

Bill Shears said...

There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask Kwai... I dream of things that never were, and ask Kwai not?

Anonymous said...

What if all these fantasies
Come flailing aground?
Now I've said too much

Anonymous said...

actually, it's

flailing around

plane, trains and automobiles said...

704

Anonymous said...

SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS

GARAZSMENET said...

off the trax

SATOR AREPO said...

BBC comedy (ie not funny)

Anonymous said...

Working on a mystery
Going wherever it leads
Running down a dream

Anonymous said...

cruise control

Anonymous said...

I put the pedal down to make some time
There's something good waiting down this road
I'm picking up whatever is mine

Anonymous said...

hahaha, nothing's working. You keep trying, and still no one cares.

You'd think you would have realized that by now. . .

Anonymous said...

Trees flew by.
Me and (Denis O') Dell were singing.
Little runaway.
I was flying.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, nothing's working. You keep trying, and still no one cares.

You'd think you would have realized that by now. . .

February 18, 2010 7:01 AM




you'll see, you'll see

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Trees flew by.
Me and (Denis O') Dell were singing.
Little runaway.
I was flying.


Fly like Lucy
Run like pigs

Anonymous said...

good advice!

Anonymous said...

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow - gets me higher

Anonymous said...

Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more
chance?
Why can't we give love
Give love give love give love give love
Give love give love give love
Love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves

Anonymous said...

She been around
Kicked my brains round the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pour!

Anonymous said...

THE END

Anonymous said...

this is our last dance

Anonymous said...

Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed
and torn
Why ?

Anonymous said...

"hahaha, nothing's working. You keep trying, and still no one cares.

You'd think you would have realized that by now. . ."


failure is not an option, ever

Something will be done said...

The outer lock rolled slowly back
The servicemen were heard to sigh
For there revealed in flowing robes
Was Lucy in the sky

Anonymous said...

People on streets
People on streets

Anonymous said...

All the vampires walkin' through the valley -
Move west down Ventura Blvd

Anonymous said...

it's so easy to fall, in love.

Anonymous said...

^^^
727

Anonymous said...

With all due respect to Apollo, I was the one who first made this connection about The Beatles Day in the life, Shears, and the movie the Bridge, on the rec.music.beatles board, including the reference to Holden's line: "All I need is love." You or he omitted the parallel about how Shears (Holden's character) was an imposter (impersonating a dead officer) and the PID theory of a William (Billy) Shears impersonating Paul. Another parallel is William Holden and Billy Shears same first name. I was also the one who unearthed the connection between the George Martin involvement with the goons and their spoof of the bridge.

Too bad Apollo didn't cite his sources.

Tom Skinner

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