Saturday, January 30, 2010

Bridge On (Over) The River Kwai

"I saw a film today, oh boy, the English army had just won the war..."

It was the mysterious discussion forum character Apollo C. Vermouth who speculated that the above line from the song "A Day In The Life" could have been a reference to the movie "Bridge On the River Kwai." The film, released in 1957 (the year that Lennon met McCartney), starred William Holden and Alec Guinness. Its connections to the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, released a decade later, are remote but numerous.

Apollo pointed out that the film may have been the inspiration for the Beatles imaginary singer Billy Shears. As indicated in the IMDb entry, the name William Shears can be constructed from the main character credit.



Any avid reader of Apollo's posts must have been confused about why he would make a stretch like that. Apollo reported that the Shears character even told a nurse in the film "All you need is love." He also added, "What profound effect did it have on Lennon, who went on to play in a movie titled, "How I Won the War." [I would have put a question mark there, but I guess we'll blame that on his typist]



Although the Shears character is American, a main focus of the film is a bridge that English prisoners of war are forced to build for the enemy. The bridge is built and ultimately destroyed, leading to the defeat of the Japanese.

If you are looking for a connection between all of this and the Paul Is Dead rumor or The Rotten Apple Series, I haven't got one. However, if there is a code of some kind, this very well may be a part of it.

One reason why I have never accepted the premise that the Sgt. Pepper cover is simply a collection of the Beatles heroes is that I cannot imagine a gathering of that kind not having any representation from the British Comedy group The Goons. The Beatles praised the Goons frequently throughout their careers. George adored Peter Sellers, who was even present in the "Get Back" film footage. Paul paid tribute to Spike Milligan with a medley of "Yesterday" and the "Ying Tong Song."

The Goons may not have been on the Sgt. Pepper cover, but they do have strong connections with the Beatles and one pretty strong connection with "The Bridge On the River Kwai." This connection also involves the Beatles Producer, George Martin.

In 1962 Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers, with Peter Cook and Jonathan Miller released the record 'Bridge On The River Wye'. It was a spoof of the film 'Bridge On The River Kwai', being based around the 1957 Goon Show 'An African Incident'. It was intended to have the same name as the film, but shortly before its release, the film company threatened legal action if the name was used. Producer George Martin (of Beatles fame) edited out the 'K' every time the word 'Kwai' was spoken. And so, 'The Bridge on the River Wye' was created. (from http://www.thegoonshow.net/facts.asp)

There are some other crazy connections. The song that the soldiers are whistling in the movie is called the Colonel Bogey March. In the late 1970s, Ringo signed the artist Colonel Doug Bogie to his Ring-O Records label. John indicated that the news story about the death of Tara Browne inspired part of the song "A Day In The Life." Browne was the heir of the Guinness fortune and Alec Guinness starred in "Bridge On the River Kwai." Oh yes, "The Bridge on the River Wye" skit by the Goons featured Peter Cook, one half of the team that would eventually record the famous Beatles outfake "L.S. Bumble Bee."

The last connection comes from Beatle Ringo Starr, who hosted Saturday Night Live episode #186. Towards the end of the show, Ringo starred in a skit that was a spoof on "The Bridge On the River Kwai."



In the skit, the British Army and their enemy utilized Reverse Psychology. (Didn't Rotten Apple #1 use REVERSE psychology?)

One final fact: The episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Ringo Starr and featuring a skit based on "Bridge On the River Kwai" was performed and broadcast live on December 8, 1984, exactly four years after John Lennon was killed only blocks away.

What is this code?


(Kwai, from LIBER 777)

723 comments:

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Looking through the bent backed tulips said...

Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah.
Looking through a glass onion.

Anonymous said...

Well here's another clue for you all

The walrus was Paul

free said...

Like a homing bird, I fly.

Anonymous said...

darning his stocking cap to fix a hole where the rain gets in

Anonymous said...

so what about you?

Anonymous said...

yeah, that's all we need, more Beatle song lyrics. What a bore

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
yeah, that's all we need, more Beatle song lyrics. What a bore

February 8, 2010 11:54 AM


Yeah! Bring back the comedy! Iamaphoney was a figure of fun this time last year and this was a hilarious blog and an automatic read every day. Now it seems like the fun people lost interest or went somewhere else. I would sometimes join in on the fun myself but random song lyrics are hardly inspiring and I check in here once every few weeks now and it always sucks. Who are these boring people that type in song lyrics? That's the toilet of creativity!

Where are you 65If2007, CAPMIKE, Larry Mildew, Kimmell writer, the Iamamphoney guy who used to send us sugracoated Obama kisses, that yshv guy and even Jude?

Anonymous said...

The above comment was written by someone too fucking stupid to figure out the meaning of "what's going on"



hahahahahahahahaha


uh, I mean, try harder.

Random nonsense said...

Fighting for you sucks, ya know that?

Anonymous said...

The whole RA thing was already sketchy enough as it was, and now you have the writer of the blog not even addressing the "rumor" that he is Phoney. That's pretty weak when there's not much else to talk about in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Ringo gets his Starr.

Y Not buy Y Not said...

A starry starry night ceremony!

Anonymous said...

Dedication. Devotion
Turning all the night time into the day.

random lyrics (or is it?) said...

Here comes Johnny and he'll tell you the story
Hand me down my walkin' shoes

Here comes Johnny with the power and the glory
Backbeat the talkin' blues

He got the action, he got the motion
Oh Yeah the boy can play!

randomly trying to make it pay said...

He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life, yeah he do the walk of life

Anonymous said...

A duet.

Louis Souffer said...

And after all the "violins" and double talk
There's just a song in all the trouble and the strife

You do the walk, you do the walk of life, yeah He do the walk of life!

Anonymous said...

423

ET Amor Omnibus said...

Especially you girls!

Anonymous said...

gettin' awful quiet around here

What's in a Drake? said...

1) A Kite
2) A Male Duck
3) The Other Sir Francis
4) The Debut of "Paul is Dead" (A Delphic Article)

Wednesday morning at 5 o'clock said...

Leaving the note that she hoped would say more

Anonymous said...

428 - 429

Anonymous said...

Glass onions.

Anonymous said...

The Onion Feild

Anonymous said...

Looking Glass

Anonymous said...

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings."

1,2,3,4,5,6.7 said...

D' ya ever notice the Walrus had seven things to talk about?

Anonymous said...

Guys, something occurred to me a few days ago and i felt this was the best place to talk about it.

I don't know if anyone has thought about this before, but i haven't found anything on google or on songfacts.

Check this out:

HEY JUDE
REY JUDE (same pronunciation)
REX IUDEA
KING OF THE JEWS

Now, listen to the song again!
See?

the song again! said...

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pussy King said...

The Lion of Judah

Anonymous said...

"And any time you feel the pain, Rey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders"

Anonymous said...

"Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better"

Beatles with an A said...

Be Atles

YouKnowMyName231 said...

With an "Empire State of Mind"

Anonymous said...

There's a bird up in a tree sitting up high
Waiting for me to die
If I don't get some water soon
I'll be dead and gone in the afternoon

Water of Love Code said...

Venus and Mars were alright last night.

123 said...

water table and rock stars

Call Me Alf! said...

the hot chick at 3:28

Edie Brick-shirt House-ell said...

I know what I know if you know what I mean.

Lucy in the Diamonds with Shoes said...

A whim oh eh

the third world said...

That's not Graceland.

coo coo ca shoe said...

....but I have reason to believe we all shall be received in Graceland

liam a phoney's lat3st said...

It's not what I would have expected, really.

cinematographer's party said...

I know what I know, I'll sing what I said

Anonymous said...

IT"S TIME!

Anonymous said...

453

What's the frequency Kenneth Bulmer? said...

'Tis a Bulmer 4 Shore!

The Earth Gods Are Coming! said...

HAL, Open the port bay!

Hoo Knew that Voodoo said...

The band played on.

Anonymous said...

The marching band refused to yield.

Anonymous said...

yeah, well, we'll see about that

Anonymous said...

Standing on a bridge, watch the water passing under. It must've been much harder when there was no bridge, just water. Now the world is small. Remember how it used to be? With mountains and oceans and winters and rivers and stars?

Anonymous said...

I want to go home. Please let me go home. This is the worst trip, I've ever been on. Really.

John B said...

NO! YE WILL NEVAR GO HOME M'BOY.

John B said...

NOW HOIST UP ME SAILS BEFORE TH' COOK THROWS AWAY YE GRITS.

John B said...

ARR.

John B said...

ARR.

Anonymous said...

John B got the AIDS and died, like, 20 years ago dude.

Anonymous said...

so no interview or revelation?

This is my annual "check in" to the Phoney blog.

Nothing new as usual.

See y'all next February!

Anonymous said...

You're two days late. If there was going to be an interview, it would have been Feb. 9..duh.

Anonymous said...

hahaha so this is what "post-no revelation" looks like after, what, three years of RA promises? Kind of reminds me of an after-hours bar when you know you aren't going to hook up, and you're still just hanging trying to make the best of the skanky crowd that's left.

Skanky and Our Gang said...

And what a day for...

Anonymous said...

Revelations 470

Anonymous said...

it appears as if Iamaphoney were a mind controller. He starts off with the rumor, which draws a big enough crowd. Then slowly starts bringing satanism into it, which throws away tons of viewers, but the ones remaining are then lured into this mind-controlling brain wash.

Gradually, people will continue to leave, but the one who's left standing, will be the ultimate winner

He'll probably get some limited edition "Beatles Album" along with some Iamaphoney series soundtracks all wrapped up in a nice basket.

Anonymous said...

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter, and it only goes to show. You know.

Anonymous said...

the ones remaining are then lured into this mind-controlling brain wash.


lol

I'm still standing said...

the one who's left standing, will be the ultimate winner



Correction: two or three magicians will be left standing, along with the ultimate winners.

Anonymous said...

475

Anonymous said...

The Oregon state flower is Mahonia. Iamaphoney is an anagram for Mahonia Pye.

Anonymous said...

Take a walk in the park.

Anonymous said...

http://invanddis.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=ra&thread=6078&post=79028

Bye Jude. Don't let the backdoor hit ya on the way out.

Anonymous said...

Who will replace Jude? Lazarus perhaps?

Moran! * said...

Not the same one!

*Moran (Syriac: ܡܪܢ, Māran), meaning 'Our Lord', is a particular title given to Jesus.

Bless the beasts and the children said...

Click daily. Lotsa fun. Free prizes.

You go gril! said...

You herd me!

step right this way said...

baaaa

trip of a lifetime said...

when a man buys a ticket, he knows what to expect

look/tour said...

and that's just what he gets!

Anonymous said...

Read the record mirror.

Phase two: said...

Doris gets her oats

Anonymous said...

Light up the sky
Sing till we fly together
Dance till we're high together

Anonymous said...

....an online drop-off point where bizarre images, supposedly scrawled by Iamaphoney (or is it..Paul McCartney?!) can be found.

Anonymous said...

and why the See is boiling hot

Anonymous said...

Пол не мёртв. Точно.

Anonymous said...

ilanmeakfiumnsniy

Anonymous said...

Here comes the flood and I say
It's alright

xXx666 said...

Tougher then a lion, ain't gonna needa tryin'

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Light up the sky
Sing till we fly together
Dance till we're high together

LSD lol

Ribbet! said...

You knew this was coming!

all together now said...

We hope so, anyway. Really.

Anonymous said...

Lion meets frog

with your message said...

Light meets Diamond

Anonymous said...

Dave meets Hal

Anonymous said...

Hal meets Dave

Anonymous said...

What IS this code?

Anonymous said...

And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

Anonymous said...

what is this code?

Anonymous said...

The blue jay links way.

Anonymous said...

when I walk with you, everything will be fine

Rocky Horror said...

A Toast!

Anonymous said...

xXx666 said...
Tougher then a lion, ain't gonna needa tryin'

When I first watched the video, I immediately thought of Paul McCartney being Scar, and the three loons being Iamaphoney, MikeNL, and Taf

Anonymous said...

Then again, I saw that Youtube username account and I had this weird preminition

Anonymous said...

Feel the sense of
Childlike wonder

Anonymous said...

One and One and One Valentines.

seven said...

Is three plus four.

the stairmaster said...

There are seven levels, chicky-baby.

tafultong proxy said...

Child of the Moon by Tafultong

Anonymous said...

Brenda and Eddie were recently seen sneaking out of a motel.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Taf. That was beautiful.

Anonymous said...



I can show you
that when it starts to rain
everything's the same
I can show you
I can show you

Rain, I don't mind
Shine, the weather's fine

Anonymous said...

518

maf a funhouse said...

sedes of holes

Anonymous said...

Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Shadows Of Ancient Rome
Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Hung On The Telly
Hung On The Telly
Hung On The Telephone . . . .

Anonymous said...

ooooh i need a dirty girl

Ya just gotta call on me! said...

That's all you gotta do.

Brenda and Eddie said...

Perhaps a bottle of ROSE instead.

B Joel said...

You have to say it like: "Brender and Eddy"

Five 2 Five said...

525

हिन्दी said...

भोजपुरी ইমার ঠার/বিষ্ণুপ্রিয়া মণিপুরী ქართული
नेपाल भाषा पािऴ ไทย

Anonymous said...

So prepare for the cool of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning

Tenacity spanning

Decades of denial

Is simply why I'll

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bad

Be prepared!

SOS said...

Paul McCartney is John Milton

Anonymous said...

I am a phoney? Isn't that like saying "I am full of shit"?

But they did replace Megan Fox's thumb!
AAAGGGHHHH!

Anonymous said...

I can't stand to see you this way.

Anonymous said...

Ya just gotta call on me! said...
That's all you gotta do.

February 13, 2010 3:36 PM

oh really? IM me the phone number.

Anonymous said...

The Lion is out of Zion.

Anonymous said...

Don't mess with that lion, man. He'll eat you ALIVE.

shake it up baby said...

And Jehovah from Zion doth roar, And from Jerusalem giveth forth His voice, And shaken have the heavens and earth, And Jehovah is a refuge to his people, And a stronghold to sons of Israel.

aurora borealis said...

he said his only great ambition
Was to work with lions in a zoo (oh, to work with lions in a zoo?)
Yes, dear, you heard right,
Told me his ambition was to work with lions ev'ry night

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

Anonymous said...

Kitty corner is the Bank

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I can't stand to see you this way.


sit down and listen

Anonymous said...

Yeah that scar is a real villain lol!

London Eyerly said...

Oh the irony of the ferrous wheel.

Anonymous said...

oh the eyerony of the ferrous sees

Peter Paul's Gene Ace said...

No one ever KISSed ALIVE! in nineteen hundred and seventy five will ever boo.

Oh Danny Boy said...

I'd give my g*d-d****** soul for just a glass of beer!

Jeeves Eyerly said...

Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I corrected them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I corrected her.

Anonymous said...

I dunno what's wrong with you people, really.

Of course you know... said...

this means War!

All You Need said...

Happy State Hood Day

meanwhile, back at the caldron said...

The Great One experiences Olympian erectile dysfunction.

Anonymous said...

Office waiter.

Anonymous said...

549

KARI said...

550 KARI

Order of the Jeeves said...

Magical Mystery Bus

Anonymous said...

uh, no

Anonymous said...

553

Ringo said...

Orobus Garterus

Anonymous said...

554

Chester Tom said...

More Popular than Cheetahs

The Beatties said...

"To provide the customer with a good range of well chosen, good value merchandise. To offer this to the public in attractive surroundings, backed by pleasant and effective service, and in an atmosphere of complete integrity and responsibility. To demonstrate at all times a genuine desire to please".

CL Dodgson said...

Croft on Tee

Troth is stranger than fiction said...

Deep are the mysteries around thee, hidden the secrets of Old. Search through the Keys of my Wisdom. Surely shall ye find the way. The gateway to power is secret, but he who attains shall receive. Look to the Light! O my brother. Open and ye shall receive. Press on through the valley of darkness. Overcome the dweller of the night. Keep ever thine eyes to the Light-Plane, and thou shalt be One with the Light.

Keep thine eyes to the Light-Plane said...

Light planes TR-3 Us.

broken hearted lovers said...

a toadal eclipse of the heart!

et in arcadia ego sum said...

561

Anonymous said...

563

Anonymous said...

List ye, O man, to the teaching of wisdom. List to the voice that speaks of the past-time. Aye, I shall tell thee knowledge forgotten, tell ye of wisdom hidden in past-time, lost in the mist of darkness around me.

Anonymous said...

Hey PID. Wanna be my Valentine?

Jardin de Paulpe said...

Eyerly Curly Wurly (Per Lee)

yes said...

Til you fall down dead, she said

Anonymous said...

ALL BLUE LINKS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME BLUE LINKS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

Anonymous said...

(Snowball's chance in Hell)

Anonymous said...

Ya get three wishes!

Apollo 14 said...

She's u-u-ugly, but she sure can cook!

Pigme Pwnee said...

does a new pair of zircon encrusted tweezers count as one of the wishes because that seems small enough that it shouldn't really count...oh, and dental floss

Sanka Frappe said...

gonna be a mental toss flycoon

Frank Zapper said...

raising my lonely, dental floss

Anonymous said...

I know this world is killing you.

Anonymous said...

but, guess what...

oh yeah, guess who here?

C'mon. Take a guess.

VD said...

Aren't you having a Lovely time?

only ten miles to go said...

Where's the bus?

take it away said...

The fireman likes youtube

What did you put in this water? said...

LaBern and Surly?

Anonymous said...

'Till the evening is complete!

green filter soilent said...

What did you put in this water? said...
LaBern and Surly?

February 14, 2010 5:17 PM



huh?what do you mean?

Anonymous said...

switch on the radio, really

Anonymous said...

radio, it's got soul

Anonymous said...

take take take whater you need

wanna hear you play said...

In the audience, watching the show,
With a paper in his hand. (in his hand, in his hand)
Some important impresario
Has a message for the band.

Anonymous said...

Faded flowers wait in the jar
Till the evening is complete.

ohhh oh

Anonymous said...

I can show you
I can show you

Anonymous said...

Not actually that much TIME left. Hey, whater_ever.

Anonymous said...

590 WARM Scranton Pa.

Napolean Lazy said...

Anonymous said...
Faded flowers wait in the jar
Till the evening is complete.


It's a jar vase. Duh!
P.S. Vote for Pedro.

Anonymous said...

a starr is a contract between a christian and a jew

Chester Heart Club said...

Kraft on Tease

Anonymous said...

Get a heart on.

Anonymous said...

There, beneath the blue suburban skies

Anonymous said...

I sit, and meanwhile back.

Anonymous said...

597

Anonymous said...

Hey, Did You Know That I'm
Always Going Back In Time?

Rhyming Slang, Auld Lang Syne My Dears
Through The Years ?

I Am The Backwards Traveller
Ancient Wool Unraveller
Sailng Songs, Wailing On The Moon

Anonymous said...

Still, it's only you the day the Earth Stood.

Anonymous said...

600

Top of the slide said...

Do you don't you want me to love you?

I've got my cat to keep me warm said...

What, do you think it's still Valentine's day?
Go away!

Cuter said...

translation to follow

Cat Talking, Translation said...

Just as I suspected!

No, Don't do it, my friend! said...

It ain't all it's cracked up to be.

I see you again said...

Tell me tell me tell me the answer.

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