The picture below is not an attempt to be cryptic on my part. It's just a little in joke to a reader.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
McCartney Freebie
Paul McCartney is giving away a free video of "Highway" and the mp3 of "Let Me Roll It" from his new DVD/CD set "Good Evening, New York City" to be released Nov. 17. As one of his roadies told a friend of mine years ago, "It cooks!" If my link doesn't work for some reason, try here.
The picture below is not an attempt to be cryptic on my part. It's just a little in joke to a reader.
The picture below is not an attempt to be cryptic on my part. It's just a little in joke to a reader.
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Why are those dudes in the cryptic picture kissing?
Buster Bloodvessel
Anonymous said...
Why are those dudes in the cryptic picture kissing?
To get to the other side.
Who's the angel?
Three against two - consider their arses kicked!
I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
Asked the lord above for mercy, save me if you please.
I went down to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride.
I went down to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride.
Nobody seemed to know me, everybody passed me by.
Im going down to rosedale, take my rider by my side.
Im going down to rosedale, take my rider by my side.
You can still barrelhouse, baby, on the riverside.
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy willie brown.
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy willie brown.
And Im standing at the crossroads, believe Im sinking down.
What's the song that gonna be in the new Robert Dinero movie?
Hey, Mr. NL,
Are the RIGHT ALBUM MP3's at your site?
vince
Anonymous said...
What's the song that gonna be in the new Robert Dinero movie?
I think you mean this
And yes, it is great.
For so long I was out in the cold,
but I taught myself to believe every story I told.
Hey, Taf!
Did you catch the TWO LINKS I posted on the previous post?
The Trailer for "Nowhere Boy" and James & Yoko eat together?
vince
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hay guys another nutters update
Inside the org:13 Lightning strikes the house of wax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6XnMR8E7U
nice to see you are back in the good game
if they were really "in the Game" they would know enough to blue link it
Probably easier, though, to keep making nutter montages and forcing people to cut and paste links that don't help anyone, even themselves.
Rose
23rd
24th
23rd again
A Blue Bird said
Your friends lost their Way
Because they went for a Drive
To the Cuckoo's Nest
"The teachers who taught me weren't cool
You're holding me down, turning me round
Filling me up with your rules."
I'm a blue bird.
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Octopus Man
The Turn, Turn, Turner of Turner Row
L'enfant Dizzy Mad
Eye o'er l'Evergreens
Head in a cloud
A ride in the sky
Summer sets at Pablo Fair
Lock Le Bish: Jah Panning for Glass Monocots
Tulip Lock: Jah Panning for Dignity
Albatross!!!!
Lodged in the leafy tree tops
Ever verdant
On a Shabbat rodeo riot
Like a rolling coaster
Humpty Dumpty
Sat on the Temple Stoop
And cried
Dick Shaw of Lorence
Ley-lined Garvey
Lois Carroll
Karl and Marxy
Lehiri
The Rockways
The Soowees
Treasure Chester
Tawny Curds
Und der Milch
Queso Junes
John L. Driver
Jurassic Lennon is coming
Joyce and Bill
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out?
Life
35
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely,
Wasting Away
The "case" of the missing Beatle
Life vs Death vs Life
Play the Game
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The ghost of Tom Joady
Sister Sissy SpaceC
Mr French Hen O' the Woods Cheese
Uncle Bill ( Rita paid it )
Mrs Beeswax
Cheesy monstrosity came creeping round the corner. He ate some gorgonzola and burped a layer of sticky orange fluff over Bonzo's face.
"Mmmm....yummy little bastard!"
The biscuit police hit the trail and were swift with punishment. Cheesy monstrosity's face and legs were hacked into a portrait of Martha Queer-Oop, the nation's best nextdoor neigbour.
"Silly sausage. My mash has lumps in it!"
A purple bluebottle was betting on the pink horse. Three tall glasses of rum sat on the side and waited. Mr Horrington spat out his gum and downed the three in one.
"Slut!"
The pink horse ran a country mile and was eventually served raw. Charles of Milwaukee licked his plate clean. "Excellent service!"
Watched the Johnny Merser documentary on TCM last night. Forgot he actually STARTED Capitol Records!!
Anyway, I was wondering; Does PAUL still OWN ALL HIS TUNES?? If so, then "JEEPERS CREEPERS", he sure does make a lot of money doing absolutely NOTHING!
vince
I know what it's like to be dead.
Teacher's face on fire
De Melt went in de Pyre
Conquered Anne
At Carol Land
De mire times de Sire
Go to hell.
Get back Mac.
Miss Interpreted
Miss Read
Miss Understood
Myster Fide
Vinaigrette
salad hero days
Mc Cart knees boxed
very stale, mate
Would you prefer a check, mate? How much do you want?
Am I supposed to be thrilled?
Hey look at the day.
1) Am I the only kidd who knows about this, or the only one who doesn't know?
2) Winter is coming. You can't possibly mean to suggest that I should go home and till the garden.
One Kidd, one garten, keep tilling until you can till no more.
As for any checks, talk to the cashier.
He crossed paths with McCartney again when The Bootleg Beatles played the Queen’s Jubilee in 2002.
“Paul was there because he was on last, we were on first, and we got a note saying ‘Don’t play Hey Jude’! And then I met him with Andre who is George Harrison in the Bootleg Beatles, and I was relating this story about having met him when I was a kid. And he’s nodding away and Andre said ‘You don’t remember any of this, do you?’ and he went ‘Nope’!”
Another absolutely fascinating post, mikenl.
Thanks for a stupendous effort!
Any chance Chancy, we can seal the deal by the end of the year?
Stuck inside these four walls
no one here but mikenl
never to see no one nice again
like you....
Miss Nomer:
human race
Been about the most comments from Vince in a long while! Welcome back!
Hey MikeNL, you going to answer Vince's question?
WHERE ARE THE IAMAPHONEY BOOTLEGS?!?!?
Jeff Leland unimpressed.....
Ringo.. I want to believe....
Just reminds me, the Beatles were frickin' ugly. Paul McCartney's a pretty normal looking cat, but I've had bowel movements that were more attractive than the other three, especially Ringo
Anonymous said...
Hey MikeNL, you going to answer Vince's question?
November 5, 2009 6:37 PM\
No......... I am not....
Anybody else here feel that Jeff Leland being Jesus Christ is more important then the two kissing cryptic guy picture?
God does... BIG TIME.
He gave birth to Tom Joad's past
She gave birth to the Grapes of Wrath
The 12th Day of Christmas was the end of the line
Epiphany was a year behind
If 64 was the year of hell
Then what's at the bottom of the top of the bell?
Ringo seen in water drop said...
Jeff Leland unimpressed.....
November 5, 2009 7:03 PM
These pictures prove that Iamaphoney is Ringo Starr
I see this place STILL SUCKS. good luck with your future failures.
Thank You. Thank you very much!
" Yo Tafultong, your blog is cool and all said...
Anybody else here feel that Jeff Leland being Jesus Christ is more important then the two kissing cryptic guy picture?
God does... BIG TIME."
Hey Jeff, can you do that loaves and fishes thing for me?
... and water. We need water too! It's hot in here.
It was a hot day......
74
This little piggy pepper turned a nose twister into an elementary tongue twister. Where is he seated at Dmitri's table?
How is a hot day like a cold birthday?
" Tropus Majus said...
This little piggy pepper turned a nose twister into an elementary tongue twister. Where is he seated at Dmitri's table?"
Positions 3 and 4? LI BE?
...or did you have something more thallic in mind?
It's getting chilly out there, huh?
brrrrrrr
81!
Let It Be Naked
haha dudes! still wasting your time here? ..losers
Hey, when you got a JOB to do, ya got to do it well.....
No way to slow down....
Tull it like it is, cistern!
Let me roll it to you
Where did they grow?
They grew off the last exit to Eden.
And the rest of you, just rattle your jewelry
The cheap seats need more McCartney freebies!
the cheap seats also need more cryptic pictures, until then, there is this...
Macca: The Beatles weren't that good
By TIM NIXON
SIR PAUL McCARTNEY admits THE BEATLES weren't much cop when they first formed.
Realising they sounded average at best, Macca wasn't surprised in 1962 when record label Decca refused to sign the band - who went on to become the biggest of all time.
In an interview with Xfm's IAN CAMFIELD, he said: "We obviously weren't that good. We were formulating it all.
"You wouldn't have thought we were that great. You'd have turned us down if you were a record company. And they did - Decca turned us down!"
Soon after Decca snubbed the Fab Four, producer GEORGE MARTIN signed them to EMI's Parlophone label and the band - prior to sticksman RINGO STARR's arrival - signed up to play a 48-night residency in a Hamburg, Germany, club.
It was during this formative era that they honed their sound and learned the art of wowing crowds.
Macca said: "When we first went to Hamburg, and there'd be no-one in the club.
The Beatles in 1962 - John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney and Pete Best who was the original drummer, later replaced by Ringo Starr
Hardly the Best ... The Beatles circa 1962 with drummer Pete Best
"You'd see a couple of students, maybe a guy and his girlfriend, and they'd look in a bit tentatively, look up at the price of the beer, see it was too much and start walking out.
"So we'd go, 'Come on, everybody, get back in here! It's all happening!'
"So we'd learned to attract an audience. After a few weeks, we'd be really packing those clubs.
"It taught us that game of how to win over an audience.
"We learned loads of songs, so by the time we got back to England, we had quite a big repertoire."
Having played packed stadiums in The Beatles, WINGS and as a solo artist since the 60s, Macca says nothing beats the adrenaline rush of playing in a little pub.
So much so, he's often tempted to bash out a few songs down the local boozer when he's on a break.
"I've never felt bored, I've never felt like staying at home," he added.
"I always said, if I wasn't allowed to do it, it'd be my hobby.
"I'd show up at some pub, saying, S'cuse me, can I play? I'd love to do that.
"Those are some of my happiest memories, being there among a group of people and having someone buy you a beer."
Macca Likes Pale Ale
Rivers of ale, urns of lager.
*if we ever get out of here*
96 calories
Moon over Budwiser (use you imagination, because it really happened)
oh, so sorry, it was at Fenway
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer....
This time to the sky I'll sing if clouds don't hear me
To the sun I'll cry and even if I'm blinded
I'll try moon gazer because with you I'm stronger
A Thousand Trees
Maccabre Cheese Dinner of Love
The Great Kraftwerk
The Township of Noah's Pig
A River and a University
A Sylum
Taking The Sand Inside An Oyster, Changing It Into A Pearl
Beck and Call
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
--Governor Marco
look up in the sky
... and it's free!
Love is all you need
London Burning
Paradise Lost
Epitaph on the admirable Dramatick Poet, W. Shakespeare
St. Giles, Cripplegate
Ravenous Eye
Marilyn, Hitler, and Me
Preep (The Little Pidgeon of Trafalgar Square)
Liberty
Clever Piggy
Head in a Cloud
Nelson's Monument
Crabalocker Busters
Bobbi P. McCarty
Lost Sins
Victory's within the mile. Almost there, don't give up now. Only thing that's on my mind, is who gon' run this town tonight.
I could tell you the answer to that, really.
But it's in one of my videos.
...
If this scene is around in 2012..
Lucy's House
Atop the Asylum
Crooked smiles await
On the Dewsbury Road
Invitation to a reservation
iamaphoney
Name: Billy
Channel Views: 235,005
Joined: July 23, 2006
Website: http://iamaphoney.com
11 09 2009 apple star
The calender has been replaced
Does this mean on 2009 Novemeber 9 there will be a new video from iamaphoney???
Or just like the October 3 no show, will there be none?
9 sliced black olives said...
Or just like the October 3 no show, will there be none?
November 6, 2009 1:14 PM
My vote?
Pepperoni
Foreplay
Are those apple trees?
what say you? said...
My vote?
Pepperoni
November 6, 2009 1:22 PM
What about the vegetarians?
How about a nice veggie pizza you h8ter meat eater?
Ever think of that?
Vegetables dont have feelings, unlike cows.
Cows have sad eyes. And they feel.
They are sad because of McDonalds.
Monday works for me.
Goat cheese, sun dried tomatoes, evoo and basil also works for me. I'll make the dough.
Any other pizza orders?
Taf?
Vince?
MikeNL?
Jude?
What you want on YOUR pizza??
My friends call me Pizza Jesus, or they call me Jeff. Mostly they call me Pizza Jesus when I bring pizza over on a friday night.
My enemies don't call me, because I block their numbers. And they never get pizza. Ever.
or we can go out .....
Can we get a cryptic chicken pizza? That way Taf's joke about the kissing dudes getting to the other side makes more sense.
My cat and I will dine on pizza this evening, while looking at pictures of you know who, comparing noses and ear lobes. And drinking wine. Lots and lots of wine.
Jude wants arse on his pie
vince wants a job pizza with spellcheck
Taf wants 1/2 a slice ( other half to phoney)
Mikey wants to roll his up and smoke the oregano
You wish you had a telepathic cat like mine. I know you do. My cat told me. But now that I compare the pictures.... I am getting the suspicion that my cat has also been replaced!
order in said...
Mikey wants to roll his up and smoke the oregano
November 6, 2009 1:49 PM
I live in the Netherlands. I can get something other than "oregano"
:-p
order in said...
Jude wants arse on his pie
November 6, 2009 1:49 PM
Pizza Jesus is a frickin genie when it comes to pizza!
Your pizza wish is a command!
what, youre going to pick on someone who's not even here?
this pizza has been replaced!
"I live in the Netherlands. I can get something other than "oregano""
oh really mikey?
low pizza blow said...
what, youre going to pick on someone who's not even here?
November 6, 2009 1:58 PM
My thinking exactly!
shame!
oh really mikey?
November 6, 2009 2:01 PM
FIFY
pizza and fairy tales
Your cat has gained weight...
should have seen it coming.
Enjoy your pizza h8ter....
IF YOU CAN
My Psychic kitty just told me what Miles Deo wants on his pizza...
about 5 seconds
I WANT PIZZA ON MONDAY!
grandfatheraliterTOON wants a VW Beetle on his
and good water, not that tap shit loaded with rat poison
he is selling shoes... still
take me here!
the bass in Sgt Pepper has been reproduced. in pizza...
it clearly says "10 3 HE DIE"
Bet some of you h8ters didnt know about Linda McCartney's Pizza, did you?
Jeff Leland still not impressed
living in the world.......Oh for god's sake, just pick a date for the pizza party.
To my soulmate LLM Pizza said...
Bet some of you h8ters didnt know about Linda McCartney's Pizza, did you?
November 6, 2009 2:17 PM
Looks like another abbey road album cover clue... in pizza
Theres a fog upon LA, and my friends have lost there way...
Paul is Pizza, please dont be long, for 30 minutes it should be free, wait take longer
Tastes like she sings
You can continue to look for clues, or you can have the best pizza party ever. Mikey style.
Now you have done it. Mr. Peppers is mad! You should have been psychic enough to have seen that coming h9ner
don't burn the crust said...
You can continue to look for clues, or you can have the best pizza party ever. Mikey style.
November 6, 2009 2:23 PM
I was just thinking about how much pot the Nutters would have to smoke to eat that worlds largest pizza.
Speaking of which, didn't one of the nutters visit you Mikey?
252-411-3511
Thats who i am calling for pizza. the pizza dude flashes the satan horns and gives exact change
"I was just thinking about how much pot the Nutters would have to smoke to eat that worlds largest pizza."
Thai (the cuisine) style peanut sauce is excellent on pizza btw.....
order more nutters, order more pizzas
Fake Peel and Aldous! This is not a pizza. Alice and Lucy are in the drum.
I thought the janitor was in the drum
Do you realize how suddenly wealthy you really are?
Actually the tea is in the drum. Time for tee indeed, Doctor. Ten and two or six to fore.
I can only imagine.
time to get the ducks in a row
a coin, a sheep, a favored son
were welcome guests at the twin freaks pizza party!
(bring some of that rock-star tea, too)
See the world spinning 'round......
Ooh,
and Round and round and round and round oh
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The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring
don't be late
Mrs. K assures the public
Their production will be second to none
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half lives
Well, The Night Was Falling As The Desert World
began To Settle Down
And The County Judge,
who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the band on the run, Band on the run, Band on the run, Band on the run
However absurd, however absurd... It may seem.
However absurd, however absurd... It may seem.
and when the cart broke down, they started
walking.....
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U.S.A. -blur
Lily-white purple Barney on the road, again.
.......with one headlight
Sootcase!
Serpentine Shel! Serpentine!
Anonymous said...
To my soulmate LLM Pizza said...
Bet some of you h8ters didnt know about Linda McCartney's Pizza, did you?
November 6, 2009 2:17 PM
I DO remember that line in "Absolutely Fabulous" about, "Linda BLOODY McCartney's Tofu Treats"!
vince
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a boa for you and a boa for me
Will one of you please explain the fixation some of you seem to have with using my name in association with the word "arse"? I honestly don't get it.
You can't be serious.
Oh, but I am.
This is going to be awkward...
Swifter Suede will think I am crazy. Hell, I think I am crazy.
what is with all these constant references to the prodigal son? (coin, sheep, favored son).
That's what you are here to figure out, dear.....
Noobs are just going to have to start in the beginning... unless, of course, you know the shortcut.
.... and no one ever said "prodigal". It's simply favored.
.... and no one ever said "prodigal". It's simply favored.
JINX!
Like nickels in cake.
The mood is right, the spirit's up, We're here tonight and that's enough.
Nickels in a cake? I'll bite , what does THAT mean?
oh no, not this again!
Too Many People Going Underground
Too Many Reaching For A Piece Of Cake
that was your first mistake....
"The audio tracks 'Sing The Changes' and 'Flaming Pie' from Paul's new CD/DVD Good Evening New York City have been uploaded to Paul's MySpace page"
Making love underneath the bed
Shooting stars from a purple sky
I don't care how I do it
I'm the man on the flaming pie
Everything I do has a simple explanation
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation
I took my brains out and stretched 'em on the rack
Now I'm not sure I'm ever gonna get 'em back
Cut my toes off to spite my feet
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Never mind, check my rhythm
I'm the man on the flaming pie
I'm the man on the flaming pie
Now everything I do has a simple explanation
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation
I took my brains out and stretched 'em on the rack
Now I'm not sure I'm ever gonna get 'em back
Like the sun playing
In the morning
Feel the quiet
Feel the thunder
Oh every ladder
Leads to heaven
Call it ransom
Draw the picture
Sing the changes
Oh as you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Like the sun playing
In the morning
Feel the quiet
Feel the thunder
Oh every ladder
Leads to heaven
Colored pencils
Draw the picture
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Sing the changes
Any wonder
Feel the sense of
Childlike wonder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Sing the changes
Oh as you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Everybody has a sense of
Childlike wonder
Sense of wonder
Sing your praises
As you're sleeping
Feel the quiet
In the thunder
Sing the changes
Calling over
Everybody has a sense of childlike wonder
Carnival of Light maybe
Carnival of Light maybe
Sounds like the carnival fell apart!
200!!
Firstest!!!!
Be sure to see previous page for the Karnival of Lite!
You are sucking the life right out of the carnival.
Still proud of yourselves? No doubt. Add yourselves to the fucking Polanski list.
You wouldn't know a carnival of light if it whopped you in the ass.
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