Monday, August 31, 2009

Notes From The Overground

Fans of Iamaphoney's music simply must be excited about what MikeyNL1038 got his hands on.

iamaphoney - the right album bootleg 09-09-09 promo



Okay, well maybe you won't love the whole video portion, but musically this looks like it will be a sonic delight for those of us who have been intrigued by Iamaphoney's soundtracks.



The last thing I heard from anyone related to the Iamaphoney camp was that "The Right Album" does exist. All I could think of was the fictitious John and Yoko album that was at the heart of the infamous April Fools joke from our friend Jude. But this appears to be a second Iamaphoney bootleg, and if the clips in this video are any indication, it will be superior to the first one. If Iamphoney shared these recordings with Mike, and Mike shares them with us, that would be a wonderful thing. The supposed release date of 09/09/09 is a bit strange considering that as much as I adore Iamaphoney and worship the ground that he walks on, I'm afraid that I will be listening to something else on September 9 of this year even if our hero comes to my house and places "The Right Album" in my cold dead hands.

Still I look forward to hearing it and I predict that "Apple Star It Was A Fake Mistake" will be the sleeper hit of the year among conspiracy theorists, NIR types, TKIN types, PID fanatics, United Methodists, and Charles Dodgson fans like me.

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Once again, Paul McCartney is talking about this subject.



It is almost as if the people who sell magazines think that people in the world would find the topic to be interesting.

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The I Don't Have A Clue Department has been wondering what the videos by this relatively new YouTube user are all about.



At first glance GnikNusEht appears to resemble a cross between Grandfather Aleister and Milesdeo. Wouldn't that be an unusual duo?
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Speaking of unusual duos, was that really Jude and Socash sparring recently? Both are great characters on the journey in an Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler kind of way. I hope you both are doing well.

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Anonymous said...

I hope you both are doing well.

Anonymous said...

Mikey,

The encoded game and every ACTUAL recorded track are two totally different things. You've recorded some really bad music, guess you missed the tape and analogue days. The whole midi reason is so to sync the game to the music, stems are not recorded tracks. Think about it, many songs were mono or two track, yet they are encoded so more people can play the game, get it?

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...
you're wrong there.
on 090909 we'll own the multitracks.
they're in the beatles rock band.
just needs to be decrypted that's all...

September 3, 2009 6:23 AM



Sneaky... very sneaky...

Anonymous said...

Blogger Jude said...

The altercation that allegedly took place between socash and I, well...it's news to me. Can someone clue me in on when and where this fight took place?

September 3, 2009 9:52 AM


yeah why did tafultong say that you did?

Anonymous said...

Mikey,

The encoded game and every ACTUAL recorded track are two totally different things. You've recorded some really bad music, guess you missed the tape and analogue days. The whole midi reason is so to sync the game to the music, stems are not recorded tracks. Think about it, many songs were mono or two track, yet they are encoded so more people can play the game, get it?

September 3, 2009 3:46 PM



WAIT!!! WHAT??????????

DOES THIS MEAN THERE IS NO INTERVIEW?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Yes, there is something even more stupid than Paul is literally Dead. This book about Lennon's alleged pact with the devil to make it big.

"When they traveled to Australia in 1964, what earthly power caused 400,000 fans to gather outside their hotel to merely catch a glimpse of the four young boys from Liverpool? How does one logically account for 20 number one hit records in a brief period of six years?"

This idiot thinks (or pretends to think to sell books) that the Death Clues are really about Lennon.

Is this guy a moron? He's never heard of fans? Of popularity? I was a fan myself . . .because I loved their music, and that's why those other fans loved them. Those hit records were all well written and performed. Period. Some of their songs also sucked. Nothing supernatural about it. And if Lennon had to pay with his life for making it, what happened to Ringo and Paul? They didn't make the pact and they got to the top.

Oh, foolish people. Foolish, foolish people.

No farther along than the first century goofballs that mistook the apostle Paul for the god Hermes.

Anonymous said...

Good luck Vince!

Put it on Amazon, we all chip in and buy some copies

Anonymous said...

Oh, foolish people. Foolish, foolish people.

No farther along than the first century goofballs that mistook the apostle Paul for the god Hermes.

September 3, 2009 5:35 PM


oh yeah?!?!? say that after sept 9th!
when, the... whats supposed to happen again?

OH YEAH, 4 NEW VIDEOS!
IAMAPHONEY BOOTLEG ALBUM
MIKENL VERSIONS OF THAT BOOTLEG
BEATLES ROCK BAND
SOMEONE DECODES IT AND WE HAVE 5.1 MULTITRACKS!
NEW REMASTERED BEATLES CD WITH LOSSLESS SOUND!

So what was that h8ter?
H8ter brings the h8te!

Anonymous said...

Blogger MikeNL said...

Jude said...
The altercation that allegedly took place between socash and I, well...it's news to me. Can someone clue me in on when and where this fight took place?

September 3, 2009 9:52 AM

Fude, didn't you read the message?

September 3, 2009 1:50 PM



its in the newspaper of record for PID. google it. it happened. taf said it. you damn wrestlers quit being so coy.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SOMEONE DECODES IT AND WE HAVE 5.1 MULTITRACKS!
NEW REMASTERED BEATLES CD WITH LOSSLESS SOUND!


September 3, 2009 5:43 PM


So now its 5.1 Mikey? AND lossless sound?

Cant wait till you put that up!

Anonymous said...

Suuuurrrre. Yeah, we can replace a human being down to the knuckle shape and bowed legs, but we're still working on the mono/stereo thing.





THIS!

Good point!

What say you wacky PID'ers? Take off the tinfoil and join forces with the winning side!

Nothing substantive is going to happen with "IAMAPHONEY" on the ninth, other then a release of some songs. Which will be very exciting to about 20 people.
Party on 20! You deserve it!

Anonymous said...

What is "5.1"?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

BTW, for those who believe there are powerful secret groups behind Paul's identity and his various "doubles," you've all been disproved by the fact that Paul hired a lookalike (6 time winner at Beatlefest) to take his place at a function he couldn't attend. So that would be a double of a double if you're a believer. Of course, even though the dude is supposedly the top Paul lookalike, he only looks a little bit like him from a distance (didn't fool me for a second). The attendees at the event also knew it wasn't Paul. So, if these super secret whomevers could replace Paul in 1966, why weren't they able to create a double of the double for events such as this, to give one example?

September 3, 2009 11:05 AM



HEY, HAVE YOU EVER EVER EVER IN YOUR MISERABLE H8TER LIFE SEEN SOMEONE DO AN IMPRESSION? THEY ARE ALMOST LIKE THE PERSON. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BEATLES EXPERIENCE? THEY SOUND BETTER THEN THE BEATLES EVER DID ON THEIR BEST DAY!
THE REAL REASON THE BEATLES RETIRED??? THE REPLACEMENTS WERE BETTER!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is what happens to prophecies, over and over again, like Groundhog Day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails

What happens to groups and individuals when their prophet/prophecy fails? Interestingly, it can take numerous failures before the group finally begins to catch on or to dissolve. Sometimes the group just changes their interpretation of the prophecy to save face, by saying "It wasn't literal" or "It did occur, just in an unexpected way or in some ethereal manner."

Some believers back off the prophet, saying, "We knew he wasn't really a prophet all along," and others say that evil forces prevented his predictions from coming true.

Christianity has waited two thousand years for the Second Coming, but this does not dissuade a believer, even though Paul told everyone it was going to happen in his lifetime, and, in fact, from NT evidence, Jesus also believed it would happen "soon."

Phoney is slowly creeping toward a decidedly unenviable record of sorts, namely, the number of failed predictive dates for a revelation. He's still got a ways to go, of course. The Church of Latter Day Saints probably holds the record with hundreds of stated dates that came and went without incident. The Millerites sold their homes and did the End of the World thing several times (as have many hundred of thousands of groups past and present) based on specific dates that kept changing until they just gave up on the dude or until another prophet/prediction came along.

More than anything, the RA series presents an opportunity for those unfamiliar with this dynamic to see exactly how believers react when their prophet fails to deliver. If you pay attention to the response, you will learn a far more important lesson about life from this than anything Phoney or any other alleged prophet or Revealer of Mysteries ever can. You will learn about human nature.

And once you know how it works, you will be be a prophet of sorts yourselves, because you will be able to predict how people will behave and react to expectations of Something Big on the horizon. If you were able to live for thousands of years, and you predicted that every prophecy of the End by every prophet would eventually fail, you would have been the only person correct 100% of the time.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
THE REPLACEMENTS WERE BETTER!!!!

September 3, 2009 5:58 PM

Maybe.... I do like "I Will Dare", "Kiss Me On The Bus", "Alex Chilton", "Bastards Of The Young" & "Can't Hardly Wait", but, The 'Mats broke up too, you know.

vince

Anonymous said...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BEATLES EXPERIENCE? THEY SOUND BETTER THEN THE BEATLES EVER DID ON THEIR BEST DAY!

Unless you are the Kimmel writer doing satire, apparently you aren't a very perceptive listener or a discerning Beatle fan.

Anonymous said...

Just checked out "Rain, the Beatles Experience." Not so hot. The Paul dude has an obviously put on over exaggerated accent and sounds sort of like Lennon. The Lennon sound alikes are almost always better because his voice is not as rangy and easier to approximate. I've never heard a Paul that could fool me, especially not on songs like "Oh Darling" or "Maybe I'm Amazed." Paul really has a one of a kind voice--his tone can switch from mellow to rocking and he never strains when hitting the high notes, and he has the most daunting vocal arsenal of anyone in rock. Love that clip of him singing "Wild Life." Belts it out while keeping a poker face.

Anonymous said...

MikeNL! Why is the dude in your video shirtless and holding a picture in front of his face?

What is the point of that?

Seriously!

What are you trying to say? Or what is the person trying to say?

Anonymous said...

Maybe.... I do like "I Will Dare", "Kiss Me On The Bus", "Alex Chilton", "Bastards Of The Young" & "Can't Hardly Wait", but, The 'Mats broke up too, you know.

vince

September 3, 2009 6:08 PM



i see your list, and add

"Here comes a regular"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BEATLES EXPERIENCE? THEY SOUND BETTER THEN THE BEATLES EVER DID ON THEIR BEST DAY!

Unless you are the Kimmel writer doing satire, apparently you aren't a very perceptive listener or a discerning Beatle fan.

September 3, 2009 6:08 PM



EVER NOTICE HOW THE DUTCH DONT GET SATIRE?

R E A L L Y!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BEATLES EXPERIENCE? THEY SOUND BETTER THEN THE BEATLES EVER DID ON THEIR BEST DAY!

Unless you are the Kimmel writer doing satire, apparently you aren't a very perceptive listener or a discerning Beatle fan.

September 3, 2009 6:08 PM



WELL IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT AND LISTEN TO CD's GO AHEAD, I AM TALKING THE LIVE EXPERIENCE YOU HATER!

YOU CANT LISTEN TO THE BEATLES LIVE BECAUSE ONLY RINGO IS ALIVE!

SO TAKE YOUR H8TE AND GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE START A BUISNESS WHERE PEOPLE PAY YOU TO BE H8TFUL!

Anonymous said...

Once we get Rock Band, and MikeNL decodes it, and we get the 5.1
me and felipegs are going to karaoke this mother fucker to a whole new level. we will tour the world! and no one will know we aren't the Beatles!

BELIEVE IT!

5.1 = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

/wave at me behind the limo glass, with me coolly not noticing you

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Just checked out "Rain, the Beatles Experience." Not so hot. The Paul dude has an obviously put on over exaggerated accent and sounds sort of like Lennon. The Lennon sound alikes are almost always better because his voice is not as rangy and easier to approximate. I've never heard a Paul that could fool me, especially not on songs like "Oh Darling" or "Maybe I'm Amazed." Paul really has a one of a kind voice--his tone can switch from mellow to rocking and he never strains when hitting the high notes, and he has the most daunting vocal arsenal of anyone in rock. Love that clip of him singing "Wild Life." Belts it out while keeping a poker face.

September 3, 2009 6:16 PM



THE DUDE FROM THE BEATLES EXPERIENCE IS PAUL FREAKIN MCCARTNEY!!!!!!

This reminds me of Coca Cola taste tests, where people picked new coke every freakin time, until shown they picked it....

Suuuuuuuure you've "never been fooled"

Only every day!

DONT YOU FEEL FOOLISH NOW?!?!?

Anonymous said...

The Dutch ARE satire.

Hey, Kids! The excitement is heating up! Mikey's promo "bootleg" of the official Warner Bros release of the Right Album is now hovering at around 240 views!!!!

Although 99.999% of all YouTube videos have more views, it is the quality of the viewership that has Warner Bros. encouraged. Based on this number, which takes into account the fact that 3 viewers watched it 70 times, Warner estimates advance sales for The Right Album somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 units. Yes, the figure is lower, taking into account that you can already rip the songs from the videos and from the bootlegs Mikey released illegally on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Good luck Vince!

Put it on Amazon, we all chip in and buy some copies

September 3, 2009 5:38 PM



good luck vince!

"alex chilton" is my favorite mat's tune too.

here comes a regular?

meh.....

Anonymous said...

The Dutch ARE satire.


September 3, 2009 6:37 PM



you cant tell what you are made of is the problem.
i myself laugh and laugh at the dutch all day long. you can make fun of them and they just dont get it...

Anonymous said...

Phoney wants creepy fans like the worst examples of Beatle obsessives.
Phoney wants backward Abbey Road cred.
Phoney wants clues about himself.
Phoney wants bootlegs of his music like Beatles.
Phoney wants Mikey to make a Rock Band video game of Phoney romping on the beach.
Phoney wants his release to coincide with Beatles.
Phoney wants remasters of his originals and bootlegs like Beatles.


To sum up, Phoney wants to be like the Beatles.

Anonymous said...

i will have you know, Mike is confined to a wheelchair. Thats why he never smiles.

How do you feel now? Pretty bad I would imagine

Anonymous said...

To sum up, Phoney wants to be like the Beatles.

September 3, 2009 6:43 PM


was the shirtless guy holding the photo of paul in front of his face the big clue?????

Anonymous said...

was the shirtless guy holding the photo of paul in front of his face the big clue?????

September 3, 2009 6:44 PM



yup.. pretty much...

Anonymous said...

Once we get Rock Band, and MikeNL decodes it, and we get the 5.1
me and felipegs are going to karaoke this mother fucker to a whole new level. we will tour the world! and no one will know we aren't the Beatles!

BELIEVE IT!

5.1 = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

/wave at me behind the limo glass, with me coolly not noticing you

September 3, 2009 6:33 PM




i know a pretty good drummer if you need one...

Anonymous said...

was the shirtless guy holding the photo of paul in front of his face the big clue?????

September 3, 2009 6:44 PM



Lets hope the dutch keep up the comedy. REALLY

Anonymous said...

was the shirtless guy holding the photo of paul in front of his face the big clue?????

Uhm, yeah, the shirtless guy IS Paul.

Anonymous said...

Some believers back off the prophet, saying, "We knew he wasn't really a prophet all along," and others say that evil forces prevented his predictions from coming true.

Dude, you must have this blog mistaken for one where people read things and learn. This is a comedy blog. Now, if you had worked in the phrase "Kraft Dinner" or "Finger Clown" you would be getting closer. Now if YOU went back in time and told all those people that their predictions weren't going to come true because they were stupid like all the people back in time before them, and so on, you would be wasting all of your time in the past when you could just as easily go to the future and tell those people the same thing. But you would only be telling those people now, because those same people will someday be in the future, still believing what you already told them wouldn't happen in the past. You can check this by going back in time to Feb 2008 and seeing how people were expecting a revelation. You can also check all of the dates on the RA channel and test this theory, both forward and backward in time. The answer will always be the same: Mikey has a bootleg copy.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
MikeNL! Why is the dude in your video shirtless and holding a picture in front of his face?

What is the point of that?

Seriously!

What are you trying to say? Or what is the person trying to say?

September 3, 2009 6:25 PM


The shirtless guy is saying "Hello men, dig my groovy bod. Come out of those closets. Why h8te when you can LOVE? Spread your love all over me".

Anonymous said...

what about the limo shot?

Anonymous said...

Made ya look.

Anonymous said...

Hey! Iamaphoney cracked the Love code!


Oh sorry...there was no Love code after all.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo6_kJ1cUF8

Anonymous said...

Hey! Iamaphoney cracked the Love code!


Oh sorry...there was no Love code after all.

September 3, 2009 8:17 PM


You got it wrong. Phoney's CRACK is the LOVE code.

Anonymous said...

You got it wrong. Phoney's CRACK is the LOVE code.

September 3, 2009 11:20 PM


...put your love in his crack. Yea, yea, yea

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
Mikey,

The encoded game and every ACTUAL recorded track are two totally different things. You've recorded some really bad music, guess you missed the tape and analogue days. The whole midi reason is so to sync the game to the music, stems are not recorded tracks. Think about it, many songs were mono or two track, yet they are encoded so more people can play the game, get it?

September 3, 2009 3:46 PM

i know the midi files are for tracking.
here they are:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wmvdjlzuy1t

The Beatles were recorded on 2/4/8 track.

They have been working to make seperate stems from multitracks where some things were bounced together.

either way.
MULTITRACKS;

"A significant technical challenge for Harmonix was preparing The Beatles' songs, particularly the earlier works, from two- and four-track master recordings into a multitrack format that is essential in providing feedback to Rock Band players. Each of the game's four instrument parts need to have their own "stems" —for example, when a player misplays a note from the guitar track, the guitar audio for the song will be temporarily quieted, leaving the other instruments' audio unaffacted.[13][25] Such track breakouts were not available through the new 2009 remasters, so the team started with the original master recordings"

Anonymous said...

Now I see why they killed MJ.

Let the Beatle Bonanza begin.

RockXLight said...

its in the newspaper of record for PID. google it. it happened. taf said it. you damn wrestlers quit being so coy.

Wrestlers? Does this mean I really am Jerry Lawler?

No wonder Mike has taken to calling me Fude!

Anonymous said...

Peace!

Anonymous said...

246

MikeNL said...

Jude said...
its in the newspaper of record for PID. google it. it happened. taf said it. you damn wrestlers quit being so coy.

Wrestlers? Does this mean I really am Jerry Lawler?

No wonder Mike has taken to calling me Fude!

September 4, 2009 5:17 AM

i thought you were Rocky!
or Focky?

guess we'll never know.

Anonymous said...

Doc, It's only a scratch

Anonymous said...

Remasters Box Sets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2BUygnMLM

Anonymous said...

Two Virgins


http://musicimg.cyworld.com/ALBUM/015/000/15000329.jpg

Anonymous said...

fwo-fifty-fun

Anda Supai aldarasa said...

Mtito Andei, Kenya Takes its name from the forest meaning ‘Forest of Vultures’. Other sources translate as "Forrest of Eagles"

Anonymous said...

2:39

Anonymous said...

"Lady GaGa is a man" over on YouTube.

But sHE is!

Faul Phoney said...

When I met you at the radio station, Mikey,
you were standing with a bootleg in your hand!

Lady Fa Fa(ul) said...

I may be a man, but at least I'm not a dead man!

Lady Ga Gadiva said...

Lady Madonna I ain't!
Not Britney either!

Anonymous said...

about 'iamaphoney - the right album bootleg 09-09-09 promo'

Mike, who is this guy at 1:27 seconds??

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecahsiFVREI

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

All Godd Children Go To Heaven

Anonymous said...

Crowley is just a dog and poney show at this point in these youtubes. Pure fluff for the grandfather alistair types.

Anonymous said...

Dog and Phoney

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecahsiFVREI

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

All Godd Children Go To Heaven

Thanks, goofball. That really clears things up. You guys with these multiple accounts that are all more or less the same pseudo-magickal BS must have some sort of clinical compulsion.

MikeNL said...

i love music.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Jude said...

Wrestlers? Does this mean I really am Jerry Lawler?

No wonder Mike has taken to calling me Fude!

September 4, 2009 5:17 AM


Jude, taf called you a wrestler! ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT SH%T??
Hell damn man, where is the volatile little bastard I know and love.
I never thought you had hissy fits, they always were a mans righteous rage in my book friend.

Damn it, if you wont... i will!

Anonymous said...

And another thing Jude
i have to commend you for your remarkable restraint when dealing with a certain someone who shall remain nameless but whos name rhymes with "socash"

Anonymous said...

who is probably right now drinking a 20 pack of dr pepper and eating a cosco mega pack of twinkies to pull himself out of a diabetic coma

Anonymous said...

IS IT THE 9th YET!?!?!??!?!

Anonymous said...

why in the hell would you hold a picture of paul in front of your face, and then film it, and then put it on youtube

did you think about this before you did it? it looks really really silly

MilesDeo said...

aRe yoU reaLly rEady?

Anonymous said...

Blogger Miles Denton Oliver said...

aRe yoU reaLly rEady?

September 4, 2009 10:08 PM


by your capitalization

a R e

y o U

r e a L l y
r E a d y

R, U, L, E



"R U L E"


what do you mean you magnificent bastard?

Anonymous said...

tell me before the znbtryven wears off!

put that in your p#p3 and s3oke it!

Anonymous said...

z=M

n=E

Anonymous said...

13

RockXLight said...

who is probably right now drinking a 20 pack of dr pepper and eating a cosco mega pack of twinkies to pull himself out of a diabetic coma

Hmm.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Anonymous said...

Too Many Hungry People Losing Weight

Anonymous said...

276

Anonymous said...

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people?

Anonymous said...

"This was our first big project since Love, and we were very involved," McCartney says. "The only stipulation we made was that we get it right and be the best.

Anonymous said...

"We're quite fussy," Paul McCartney tells USA TODAY, explaining why fans had to wait so long for the refurbished sounds of the iconic band that broke up nearly 40 years ago. "It's not as if we were going to crap out or sell out."

Anonymous said...

"I had to get an education because I thought, 'We'll have it like Shrek or Tinker Bell,' but there are limitations to a video game," says McCartney, who had to scale back his cinematic expectations. "You walk a bit wooden. It's hard to get the eyes looking lifelike. But we kept on top of it, and it gradually got better. They worked long and hard, but they had to, because we were there with big sticks."

Anonymous said...

"I think the music is very well-structured, like a good house. It's going to stand for a long time. It's nice that I can sit back now and be proud of what we did. And feel very privileged to be one of four guys who did it."

theyareaphoney said...

And feel very privileged to be one of four guys who did it."

with a little help from Theo Adorno

Anonymous said...

HEY, GUYS!
I just wanted to point out that 'my man' RIGOROUS INTUITION has returned, with a new piece!!!

http://rigint.blogspot.com/

Still rockin' after all these years!
Enjoy!

vince

Anonymous said...

More Statue of Liberty!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
More Statue of Liberty!!!

September 5, 2009 10:35 AM


"You've been the subject of some many dreams,
since I've climbed your torso...." - XTC.

Anonymous said...

"R U L E"


what do you mean you magnificent bastard?

September 4, 2009 11:21 PM


This blog should be changed to iamafunnybone; always good for a chuckle.

"Miles, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

-Sir Lawrence Alma Mildew Esq. III

Anonymous said...

"Miles, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

-Sir Lawrence Alma Mildew Esq. III

September 5, 2009 2:41 PM


Patton approves this message

Anonymous said...

Jude said...

who is probably right now drinking a 20 pack of dr pepper and eating a cosco mega pack of twinkies to pull himself out of a diabetic coma

Hmm.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

September 5, 2009 12:24 AM




THEMS FIGHTING WORDS!


~someone who will remain nameless



wdun vb r offxve tfffec

Anonymous said...

Now that you have offended all the diabetics on this blog Jude... Now you will have to ANSWER TO WILFORD BRIMLEY!!!!! And someday, when you need diabetic supplies, Mr. Brimley will instruct Liberty Medical to deny you service. Long is the memory of the diabetics!

Anonymous said...

wdun vb r offxve tfffec

September 5, 2009 3:19 PM




whats a "fookin cooont"?

Anonymous said...

Before his career in acting, Brimley worked as a ranch hand, wrangler, blacksmith, and a bodyguard for Howard Hughes.




dont forget the oatmeal!

Anonymous said...

"It's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it."


Famous quote about oatmeal or.....


jqrc wdun brvu rsfdc zvxnb bqrinu rabn



HINT 1
CAUTION, THE WORD "ARSE" IS SOMEWHERE IN THERE

HINT 2
ONE WORD RHYMES WITH FUDE

HINT 3
ONE WORD IS MIKE

HINT 4
IT INVOLVES SOMETHING SHAVED


~iamaphoney diabetic action league

Anonymous said...

We dont hold pictures of Paul in front our faces and dance around in the woods!

We hold giant bowls of oatmeal up and throw multiple hypodermic needles filled with insulin at our enemies!


~iamaphoney diabetic action league

Anonymous said...

HINT 1
CAUTION, THE WORD "ARSE" IS SOMEWHERE IN THERE




it has been MONTHS since someone has used that word

Anonymous said...

~iamaphoney diabetic action league

September 5, 2009 3:37 PM



Iamaphoney Diabetic Anti-Defamation League


there... fixed that for you

Anonymous said...

fookin cooont


hmmm. googled it. no such thing...

Anonymous said...

http://www.thephatphree.com/_photos/brimley.jpg



The tooth fair takes teeth and leaves money.

The stork brings babies

Wilfred Brimley reads blogs and notices when people make fun of diabetics and later makes sure they contract the very disease they made jest of.

Its too late to say your sorry.

Oh, and watch your morning oatmeal.
Its full of AIDS now.
And the cancer.
And raisins.
BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU HATE THAT!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.thephatphree.com/_photos/brimley.jpg


ummm hellllooooo? forget the palm pilots?!

Anonymous said...

How could you forget the palm pilot ?

Anonymous said...

what's happening 9/9? is there an updated list ?

Iamastinky said...

Same ol' shirt, different day.

Iamastinky said...

Same ol' shirt, different day.

Anonymous said...

There are 2 iamastinky's?!
Who knew?!
(Besides wilfred brimley that is)

Anonymous said...

what's happening 9/9? is there an updated list ?

So glad you axed.

"Vibrant good health will soon be available to all who ASK and allow. Clean air, water and soil and the removal of all toxic practices and manifestations will get a major advancement with the activations of planetary crystals of immense power...hidden in safe locations since the fall of Atlantis. This will occur at 9:09 on 9:9:9: Next Wednesday."

Mark Huber
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MarkHuber_GRT_Intel/message/680

Anonymous said...

Sounds clean!

the crystal ship is being filled said...

crystal clear, in fact

Choosy said...

any darn place

Anonymous said...

309

Anonymous said...

309

logic dicktates said...

Well they can't both be 309, now can they!

310 said...

i lied.

the fireman said...

liar liar pants on fire!

hook 'n' ladder said...

Better get the hose out!

the firewoman said...

Every ladder leads to heaven!

FIRETRUCK! said...

Name a word that begins with F and ends with UCK!

It's a clean machine said...

Was that a dirty joke amidst all this cleanliness?

First Responder said...

Prolly not.

Second Responder said...

I think it 'twas!

Subterranean homesick taf said...

Remember this is an "above ground" topic. No "underground" humor is allowed.

this is really dumb said...

What do you call a train carrying a lot of caskets?

Anonymous said...

A "grave-y train".

Anonymous said...

Is it any wonder the ghosts of the dead moan?

another stupid joke said...

Why did the grave digger quit his job?

Anonymous said...

He didn't dig it.

turned off dead men said...

GROAN!

Anonymous said...

How many Kennedys does it take to put in a light bulb?

Eternal Flamer said...

None if they're all dead. Or something like that.
(I blew it!)

Anonymous said...

330 and counting

Anonymous said...

Could it get any verse?

Anonymous said...

Could it get any verse?

Anonymous said...

There was a young girl from Nantucket....

Anonymous said...

Have you no respect for the dead?!

re-spectre of persons said...

Oh, sure! You bet I do!
Whenever I run into a dead person, I respect them so much I run the other way!

Anonymous said...

That doesn't sound respectful!
That sounds like cowardice!

Anonymous said...

How is cowardice different from pigardice?

Karl Lenin said...

Who do you think you are, Groucho Marx?

Anonymous said...

Sheepardice close to being goats!

Anonymous said...

340 down, 660 to go

Blurry Euro-dude said...

"Once again, Paul McCartney is talking about this subject.
McCartney Recalls 1960s Death Rumors
It is almost as if the people who sell magazines think that people in the world would find the topic to be interesting."

Dot's becuss there new generations must be exposed to the story! Aach!

Blurry Euro-dude said...

Dey von't apprecyate that he's back from ze daed if they never knew he vuss gone inna firts place.
Gaaagh.

Anonymous said...

"It does sound rather far-fetched that the Beatles, and Paul in particular, would somehow be involved in the fulfillment of ancient prophecy that restores the balance between masculine and feminine, and creates the way for a New Order and One World Government."

Yeah, but not "the NWO" and all that negative stuff.
He's definitely about establishing a real balance, and harmony
of leadership. (Not government in the usual sense it is thought of.)

"It's comin' up, I say."

Anonymous said...

Pipes Of Peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ErrZ-ipoE

Anonymous said...

We All Stand Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSFySHGVeuM

Win or lose, sink or swim,
One thing is certain, we'll never give in.
Side by side, hand in hand,
We all stand together.

That's the whole speil. He shows it all in the cartoon!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

We All Stand Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSFySHGVeuM

Win or lose, sink or swim,
One thing is certain, we'll never give in.
Side by side, hand in hand,
We all stand together.

That's the whole speil. He shows it all in the cartoon!

September 5, 2009 9:00 PM



goddamn it you spectacular bastard, TELL ME ABOUT THE FROGS!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Pipes Of Peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ErrZ-ipoE

September 5, 2009 8:45 PM

Anonymous said...
We All Stand Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSFySHGVeuM

That's the whole speil. He shows it all in the cartoon!

September 5, 2009 9:00 PM



Was I surprised when I listened to those songs BACKWARDS, and watched it that way as well.

Anonymous said...

Despite its relative success, the song attracted criticism for its light subject matter, and is sometimes cited as a sign of the decline of McCartney's talents after The Beatles.


Thats all you need to know about the frogs...

Anonymous said...

Two shaped picture discs were issued in 1984 and 1985, the only difference being a plain clear sleeve on the later version.

In Monterrey, Mexico, the music video tied to this song was played at the start of each broadcast day on Channel 12, minutes before the beginning of the show ¡Mira Qué Bonito! hosted by Romulo Lozano, Raul Salcedo "Cascarita" and Esperancita Berrones. There, the song topped the singles charts for a record breaking 99 weeks.




guess what h8ter, just because you cant dream up something that breaks records for 99 weeks in a row doesn't mean you need to disparage someone who can!

Anonymous said...

hey! why is Paul stealing that "Snatch Crucifix" song from Iamaphoney in Pipes of Peace?

sandycon said...

He didn't. It was Theo Adorno who transcribed it from La Traviata.

Anonymous said...

Miles, your comment was given a bit of attention but not much. We haven't heard from you in a while... I think some of us are ready. I sure am. Good to see you back.
-F

Anonymous said...

Three more days...'till cleanliness rulz?

Anonymous said...

Looking through the bent backed tulips

Anonymous said...

like a flower

Anonymous said...

356

Anonymous said...

the firewoman said...
Every ladder leads to heaven!

September 5, 2009 7:47 PM

No, Sir Paul McCartney said that.

h9ter said...

No, Sir Paul McCartney said that.

Yes, the firewoman.

Anonymous said...

35nine

september sky news said...

Almaaz - al-mācz "(billy) goat"

Inside the org:7 Looking through the IAAP ass said...

Inside the org:7

Anonymous said...

Very tricky ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Filling me up with your rules

Anonymous said...

McCartney's plan to make 'another Beatles thing happen'

http://www.business24-7.ae/Articles/2009/9/Pages/04092009/09052009_4c5c7c5744174b7abbc5df22a93ae3bd.aspx

Anonymous said...

365

Anonymous said...

"Once again, Paul McCartney is talking about this subject.
McCartney Recalls 1960s Death Rumors
It is almost as if the people who sell magazines think that people in the world would find the topic to be interesting."

But apparently the people who sell the magazines don't think Paul died, because that would sell a hell of a lot more magazines that Paul talking about the rumors. This is what PIDers don't get. Any investigative reporter would make millions if he/she could present legit evidence (not photo comps) that Paul is an impostor. But no one thinks that is the case other than a handful of extremely fringe believers at NIR.

But they confuse beliefs with evidence. Funny, everyone that believes anything, no matter how bizarre or unfounded, thinks their beliefs are genuine and constitute evidence.

Anonymous said...

Unless, of course, they actually have evidence.

Anonymous said...

Unless, of course, they actually have evidence.

They do . . .Klaatu albums covers and embarrassingly naive photo comparisons.

MilesDeo said...

Anonymous said... "Unless, of course, they actually have evidence."

Do you think It will Please us?

Miles Denton Oliver said...

Hither am I bigger than myself, for he has not chosen me placement.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"It does sound rather far-fetched that the Beatles, and Paul in particular, would somehow be involved in the fulfillment of ancient prophecy that restores the balance between masculine and feminine, and creates the way for a New Order and One World Government."

Yeah, but not "the NWO" and all that negative stuff.
He's definitely about establishing a real balance, and harmony
of leadership. (Not government in the usual sense it is thought of.)

"It's comin' up, I say."

September 5, 2009 8:42 PM


You dumbass! Coming Up is a love song. You'd have better luck connecting a one world government to the lyrics of the Saved By The Bell theme song.

Anonymous said...

What's that miles?

Anonymous said...

09/09/09

Anonymous said...

Kind of sad when you think about it, really. Here you have the original Paul McCartney, one of the towering figures of 20th century music, and you've got a smattering of people that don't realize it. They inhabit a bizarro world in which Paul is dead and today's Paul is some kind of super-actor. Someday, hopefully before it's too late and this legend really does pass on, they will realize their stupendous mistake. I've seen Paul live many times, confident that this was the same person who wrote "Yesterday" and who stepped off the plane at JFK back in 64. Too bad they won't ever have that experience.

Foolish, foolish people.

Anonymous said...

Miles is in sloe- motion

Anonymous said...

Too bad they won't ever have that experience.

Hey, it's not just a few people at NIR, it's millions of people for the past two thousand years that have wasted their time pointing fingers at this or that pope, or political figure as Antichrist, and living a life of apocalyptic dread when they could have been enjoying and making the most of their lives. Every generation they come and go, using some Evil Power or expectation of the End as an excuse for everything. If you want proof of something, look to history. No theory in the history of humankind has been disproved with more certainty, and for a greater span of time, than the Apocalypse. Every theory for 2 thousands years has been wrong. And if God was trying to teach us a lesson with these misfires, it obviously didn't work. Every generation waited in vain. Every candidate for Antichrist turned out not to be a false accusation. For two thousand years. Even in my lifetime, I've seen dozens of "surefire" predictions come and go. 1979, 1985, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001. Now it's moved up to 2012. It ALWAYS gets moved up--it got moved up from 100 AD to 150 AD. Many thought the year 666 would do it, then it got moved to 777. In 1666, when nothing happened, it got moved up to 1677, and even then critics wondered if the Church would run out of dates. Theologians "proved" in the 18th century that current events matched perfectly with Revelation. They always do. It's always war, famine, plague, rumors of war. You'd think after 2001 people would catch on. And you might think that if and when 2012 goes by without an End, that people will give up. Oh no they won't if history is a guide. Another generation will push it up to 2022, and for sure 2222. By 2222, when the RA series has 50,000 videos, people will still be waiting for proof. Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but THIS time it's different. This time is really is going to happen*

(*preceding quote paraphrased from 2 million statements made by various believers over the past two millennia)

Anonymous said...

In 1666, when nothing happened...

You're wrong!
The Great Fire of London happened.
Just like when iamaphoney made that video, and a whole block burned down, including a warehouse full of mccartney memorobilia.

But do you see the signs?

Nooooooo, not you, oh sinful sinner!

So go ahead: Eat, drink, and be merry. You'll see!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Kind of sad when you think about it, really. Here you have the original Paul McCartney, one of the towering figures of 20th century music, and you've got a smattering of people that don't realize it. They inhabit a bizarro world in which Paul is dead and today's Paul is some kind of super-actor. Someday, hopefully before it's too late and this legend really does pass on, they will realize their stupendous mistake. I've seen Paul live many times, confident that this was the same person who wrote "Yesterday" and who stepped off the plane at JFK back in 64. Too bad they won't ever have that experience.

Foolish, foolish people.

September 6, 2009 6:20 PM


Sad would be the word and nothing will please them. When Paul really does die they'll be saying he's coming back. You wonder about Tafultong who claims to be a Paul fan and yet creates this tribute to someone who thinks Paul is the antichrist.

Anonymous said...

380

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Hey it's not just a few people at NIR, it's millions of people for the past two thousand years that have wasted their time pointing fingers at this or that...

By 2222, when the RA series has 50,000 videos, people will still be waiting for proof. Good luck with that.

September 6, 2009 6:52 PM


This or that? Have you watched these videos you are denouncing?!?

Here you have a skillful presentation of the most thoroughly researched conspiracy ever in the history of humanity and you hate all over it! Why not wait til AFTER the 09.09.09 date to make fun of it? SO YOU WONT LOOK SO FOOLISH! WHICH YOU WILL! AFTER THE 4 new videos!

All you are is a h8ter...
Thats all you do!

How about saying something NICE for once!?!?

Like, "Hey iamaphoney, your hair sure looks nice!"

or "Hey, Iamaphoney, that tattoo is kind of neat!"

or "Hey! Iamaphoney! Shoes sounded cool!"

Would it kill you to say something positive for once? Do you treat everyone in your life with such hostility?

Anonymous said...

When Paul really does die they'll be saying he's coming back.

September 6, 2009 8:01 PM


DAMN IT! Stop queuing the rubes into the gimmick! Do you freakin' bake a cake like this?
First you mix the ingredients, then pre-heat the oven, then put it in until its done, then let it cool, then frost it.
You don't frost the ingredients and put it into a cold oven!

Let the rubes walk down the midway and try and win a stuffed animal! They love being taken advantaged of!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to Iamaphoney. It's been leaked that he is now directing a series of videos for actress Hilary Duff's clothing line.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_mpOqnVSw

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congratulations to Iamaphoney. It's been leaked that he is now directing a series of videos for actress Hilary Duff's clothing line.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_mpOqnVSw

September 6, 2009 10:38 PM

Ummm...that's almost scary. Are you kidding with us or is this real?

Anonymous said...

How about saying something NICE for once!?!?

Like, "Hey iamaphoney, your hair sure looks nice!"

or "Hey, Iamaphoney, that tattoo is kind of neat!"

or "Hey! Iamaphoney! Shoes sounded cool!"

Would it kill you to say something positive for once? Do you treat everyone in your life with such hostility?

Actually, "Shoes" did sound cool. It's the highlight of the series.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congratulations to Iamaphoney. It's been leaked that he is now directing a series of videos for actress Hilary Duff's clothing line.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_mpOqnVSw

September 6, 2009 10:38 PM

Ummm...that's almost scary. Are you kidding with us or is this real?

haha it does look like his style. Same font he's been using lately, too. Then again, it's a pretty standard commercial editing style. Would that bum out the PID kids to know Phoney is a video editor, like they didn't already know that?

Anonymous said...

why four videos?

Anonymous said...

Au Four is a French term that means "baked in an oven." In Italian, "al forno." Oven is "four" (pronounced "foor") in French; .

Anonymous said...

The Fab Four

Anonymous said...

baked in a flaming pie

Anonymous said...

"Hey, Iamaphoney, that tattoo is kind of neat!"

Anonymous said...

and a whole block burned down, including a warehouse full of mccartney memorobilia.


ok, that never happened

Anonymous said...

iamafunny (1 day ago)
I am listening to many the audio the tapes of Norman Cousins and he the says to laugh much to heal.

Thank you for all the yours prayers for me for the healing. My wife she burned up in the fire. She was to run away with the skinny iamaphoney. It was the hell open up to swallow her up for the her sins!
Now that I am skinny from the heat fires that made the fat literally melt off my persons, I am coming for your the girlfriend mr/mrs the iamaphoney! You should have the fear! I do not have the fear, for LIKE THE PHOENIX ON THE $1 BILL AND THE PHOENIX ARIZONA TEA I AM NOW BACK AND THE STRONGER THEN EVER!

Anonymous said...

Can we get to 400?

Obamatard said...

Yes we can!

Will I AM said...

I will!

Anonymous said...

Any damn time we choose!

it's a gift, uc said...

No present like the time!

Sagacious said...

The eternal NOW!

you betcha said...

This could be it! 400 !

Smart Aleck said...

First!

One and one and one is 3 said...

First the worst
Second the same
But Third the best
In all the game!

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