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Paul is Dead - Footnote to Admiral Albert by our friend felipegcs
MANIPULATED WAVES by EliasCrowe.
paul is dead - nothing is real 334 suitcase contents by MikeyNL1038 - Congratulations, Mike for finally getting these.
A significantly extended version of System by YouKnowMyName231
Inside the org:4 LIBER by LEWlSCARROLL features some pages from "Alice's Adventures Under Ground" as long as you don't blink while watching.
One Way Ticket to Nowhere by Sunssol
footage TPF 1 Reversed by LikeMoreWizards
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It's just another day!
sad; so sad
Anonymous said...
Yes, this post has grown moldy. But there will be a new one, which will repeat much like the old one, and so forth to infinity.
Soon, there will be another post by Taf.
And the first comment by someone very clever will be "First!"
Then, someone will post satirically as some or another character, making grand fun of the idiocy.
Next, somewill ask why no one has commented on the latest video by such and such.
Then, Mikey will comment, just because he's Mikey and he gets bored just saying "First!" all the time.
Then, a crazy person from NIR or TKIN will ask how it is that Phoney knows so much.
Next, someone pretending to be a believer will call everyone a
h8ter, and how we will all be sorry when the revelation comes out.
Then, some goofball will randomly quote Beatle lyrics.
Right about this time, someone's comment will be "Any damn place we choose!" for no apparent reason.
Next will be the Kimmel guy, who will post a really long-ass satire in guise of someone who believes. He will then post six other comments after that, in various online disguises, often sparring with himself while drinking at home.
Then someone will say, "This blog has reached a new low." This person will also be the Kimmel writer.
Then someone will say, "18!" because it's the 18th comment. This will be repeated intermittently for as many pages as necessary.
Next, Vince will pop in and talk about some band no one cares about. He will also be in good spirits and no one will mind because it's sort of contagious.
And then another crazy from NIR will post something from Apollo Vermouth, because they think he was Neil Aspinall. They also think Paul is a woman, and that he looks different on the Rubber Soul cover even though the distorted photo was intentional because it's called "RUBBER soul."
Then we go to sleep and do it all again later.
August 18, 2009 4:05 PM
"long-ass satire"? Yep, looks like you're the Kimmel guy. Try to be funny next time. No wonder Kimmel has sucked ever since he split with Corolla.
Hey! I'll do the McDonalding
around here, and don't you forget it!
Sir Larry Mildew? Where are you when we need you most?
1000 comments? Are you feeling it? I'm feeling it.
Why hasn't anyone commented on 36EdujYeh's video?
How about it tafulstrong?
We'll leave our clown shoes
(everybody join in)
any damn place we choose!
I'm feeling it brother!
I'm feeling it!
I had a vision!
I had a television!
And the lord told me, He said:
Bubba,
I need 1,000!
That's what I need!
I need a thousand posts for the
"Everybody's Talking" thread
at the lamaphoney blog!
That's what he told me,
and you know what?
If that happens,
it will be a miracle!
And I believe in miracles;
how 'bout you?
Can I get an A men?
Anybody? Ferris?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEN!
1,000 it is then!
There May Be A Powercut
And The Candles Burn Down Low
But Something Inside Of Me
Says The Bad News Isn't So
I May Never Tell You
But Baby You Should Know
There May Be A Miracle
And Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
I May Never Tell You
But Baby You Should Know
There May Be A Miracle
And Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So
Baby I Love You So ....
Paul McCartney Power Cut lyrics
Hal
A
Loo
Ya!
Yule see!
Phoney will set the record straight!
All you h8ters will be eating
blackbird!
Just you wait and sea!
w8 and Cmoon!
620 WHEN
Yenz told you bitches where to sit. You all saw it and you felt the power of Yenz. You were drawn to the finger. You wanted the finger. Don't deny it h8ters.
It won't be long
(yeah)
(yeah)
(yeah)
It won't be long yeah
Yeah?
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah!
Yeah!
This blog has reached a new low.
No, really.
(Enter Vince, stage left)
625!
(Repeat as necessary.)
I'm feeling it!
I'm feeling the Powah!
The moſt excellent Hiſtorie of the Merchant of Venice. VVith the extreame crueltie of Shylocke the Iewe towards the ſayd Merchant, in cutting a iuſt pound of his fleſh: and the obtayning of Portia by the choyſe of three cheſts.
How'm I doin?
I thought you was dead!
630 WEJL
It's all there for us to see. We just need to look.
Apollo
The moſt excellent Hiſtorie of the Merchant of Venice. VVith the extreame crueltie of Shylocke the Iewe towards the ſayd Merchant, in cutting a iuſt pound of his fleſh: and the obtayning of Portia by the choyſe of three cheſts.
Couldn't have said it better myselph.
I'm lovin' it!
Ayegh kinna car krash he's dead
everybody's die gackuh forg dush!
Any bodies they say gaggle puh gronka d pheremone easy.
Suitcases!
More suitcases!
Can you give me sanctuary?
I must find a place to hide.
A place for me to hide.
Can you find me soft asylum?
I can't make it anymore.
The Man is at the door.
All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else we say
Somehow to defend this place
"The bird holds 13 arrows to show the nation’s strength in war, but it also grasps an olive branch with 13 leaves and 13 olives that symbolize the importance of peace. (The recurring number 13, which also appears in the stripes on the eagle’s shield and the constellation of stars over its head, is a nod to the original 13 states.) The shield floats unsupported over the eagle as a reminder that Americans should rely on their own virtue and strength.
The symbolism of the pyramid on the seal’s reverse is trickier. The pyramid has 13 steps – the designers apparently never got tired of the 13 motif – and the Roman numeral for 1776 is emblazoned across the bottom. The all-seeing Eye of Providence at the top of the pyramid symbolizes the divine help the early Americans needed in establishing the new country. The pyramid itself symbolizes strength and durability.
The divine overtones don’t stop with the unblinking eye, though. The Latin motto Annuit Ceptis appears over the pyramid; it translates into “He [God] has favored our undertaking.” The scroll underneath the pyramid reads Novus Ordo Seclorum, or “A new order of the ages,” which was meant to signify the dawn of the new American era."
http://blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/32057.html
19/08/2009 Dallas (Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, Texas), United States
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
a cowboy ain't no farmer!
Love Code = Fail
Heather was right = Angry NIR
Interview = Fail
Mikey = Deelay = Fail, but not his fault
Briefcase = Fail
Briefcase = Found = Blair Witch = Fail
Berlin Briefcase = Yenz (self explanatory)
Yoko murdered Lennon = Backlash
Second Interview = Fail
Elias Crowe = (trick question)
Shoes = Nice remix = shoe size clue = fail
Iamaphoney Website = virus = fail
Like More Wizards = 3 videos = Banner Day = zzzzzz
Inside the Org = Isle of Wight = Firestarters
Nutters = kids with iMovie = editing team
YokoOno = you do it or we will = hmmmm
RA#76 = big reveal = Nurse Story = trepanning = No comment from Tafultong = Fail
Jude Videos = Traitor
NIR = Paul is a 75 year old woman and Original Paulie is genius = Not crazy at all
Anonymous said...
Love Code = Fail
Heather was right = Angry NIR
Interview = Fail
Mikey = Deelay = Fail, but not his fault
Briefcase = Fail
Briefcase = Found = Blair Witch = Fail
Berlin Briefcase = Yenz (self explanatory)
Yoko murdered Lennon = Backlash
Second Interview = Fail
Elias Crowe = (trick question)
Shoes = Nice remix = shoe size clue = fail
Iamaphoney Website = virus = fail
Like More Wizards = 3 videos = Banner Day = zzzzzz
Inside the Org = Isle of Wight = Firestarters
Nutters = kids with iMovie = editing team
YokoOno = you do it or we will = hmmmm
RA#76 = big reveal = Nurse Story = trepanning = No comment from Tafultong = Fail
Jude Videos = Traitor
NIR = Paul is a 75 year old woman and Original Paulie is genius = Not crazy at all
August 18, 2009 8:21 PM
not too bad.
flying
You saw who we are, Jenny Wren
Iamaphoney Website = virus = fail
iamavirus
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Driving
Rain
Nothing's wrong it's just insane
Nothing's right until you're back again
Nothing's broken when it's softly spoken
And we're walking slowly down the lane
Do you want to know a secret?
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Quatrain 2,28
Le penultiesme du surnom du Prophete,
Prendra Diane pour son iour & repos:
Loing vaguera par frenetique teste,
En deliurant vn grand peuple d'impos.
The penultimate of the surname of the Prophet
will take Diana through her day and repose:
He will wander far because of a frantic head,
In delivering a great people from subjection.
Hidden in the yard. Undemeath the wall
Buried deep below a thousand layers lay
The answer to it all
and I'll try not to sing out of key
Too many people going underground,
Too many reaching for a piece of cake.
Too many people pulled and pushed around,
Too many waiting for that lucky break.
Last night the grand old painter died
his paintings on the wall.
Before he went he bade us well
and said good night to us all.
Now I know
This never happened to me before
I love you and now I'm sure
This never happened before.
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662
663
664
665
666!
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/793/baphomet.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE ROTTEN APPLES!
Drive My Car
Jet
Only Mama Knows
Flaming Pie
Got To Get You Into My Life
Let Me Roll It
Highway
The Long And Winding Road
My Love
Blackbird
Here Today
Dance Tonight
Calico Skies
Mrs Vanderbilt
Eleanor Rigby
Sing The Changes
Band On The Run
Back In The USSR
I'm Down
Something
I've Got A Feeling
Paperback Writer
A Day In The Life/Give Peace A Chance
Let It Be
Live And Let Die
Hey Jude
---
Day Tripper
Lady Madonna
I Saw Her Standing There
---
Yesterday
Helter Skelter
Get Back
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band/The End
M rs Vanderbilt
E leanor Rigby
S ing The Changes
B and On The Run
B ack In The USSR
I 'm Down
S omething
I 've Got A Feeling
P aperback Writer
MESBBISIP!
You got that right, bro!
670 WSCR Chicago
(but once upon a time Scranton)
amusing
what a waste for the 666 post!
673
hey, have you guys seen Vera and Dave? They were supposed to meet me yesterday at starbucks....
anyone?
Hurricane Bill Gathers Force Over Atlantic
You guys look like you've just seen a ghost or something....you ok?
http://60if.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=spiritualperspectives&thread=3053&page=3
!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG7CSMydZ_0 (1:56!!!)
Paul and O.P.P.!!! YES, OPP!!!
That was a funny clip. They were acting like they just stepped out of "A Hard Day's Night". lol
I'm sure Iamaphoney is furious, bitter and jealous.
sports radio 680 the fan
I am the pacman, goo goo ga joob!
WOW!!! ( not that^)
super WOW!!!incredible!!! awesome!!! THANKS!
OMG!!! cool!!!!
And an a brilliant " Artiste" too! Bravo!
Those comments seem very mike and jude like....
;D
All the clues you are looking for can be found in Carnival Of Souls.
I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
An artists eye ! lol!!
that comment seemed very mike and jude like too....! HEY!!!
pee a you elle
sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy
P is for good bye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Walk away
It's time to say
Goodbye
It's difficult to say
Goodbye
After only one life
Two, one, two, three, four
Ev'rybody's talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism,
Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
All we are saying is give piece a chance,
All we are saying is give piece a chance
C'mon
Ev'rybody's talking about ministers,
Sinister, Banisters
And canisters, Bishops, Fishops,
Rabbis, and Pop eyes, Bye, bye, bye byes
All we are saying is give peace a chance,
All we are saying is give peace a chance
Let me tell you now
Revoluton, evolution, masturbation,
Flagellation, regulation, integrations,
Meditations, United Nations,
Congratulations
Ev'rybody's talking about
John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan,
Tommy Copper,
Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,
Allen Ginsberg, Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna
No one finds it odd paul mccartney was here @ 6am today?
Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move
Everyone's a winner and nothing left to lose
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
There's a place for us in the movies you just gotta lay around
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Welcome to our island,
Glad you came to call,
Now you've made yourself at home,
You're welcome to us all
We are simple people, why are we this way,
This is what we always say.
[Chorus:]
It's the way that we bong on the bongo
It's the way that be bang on the big base drum,
It's the way we sing in the song book,
Plays the tropic island hum
Hum, hum...
Playin' in the sunshine, lots of sea and sand
Its jolly nice in paradise
Lordie ain't life grand
Everyone was happy joining in the fun,
Doing like we've always done
It's the way that we shake on the shakers,
It's the way that we bang on the big base drum,
It's the way that we bake in the cake off,
Plays the tropic island hum
[Chorus]
Good, good, good... Feeling good
Tonights a special night Feeling good,
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Anything can happen in the meantime
Won't you come and celebrate our tropic island hum
[Chorus 2x]
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Hudson's first command was the ship Hopewell (sometimes noted as Hope-well or even Hopeful) for the Muscovy (Russia) Company in which his family had shares.
And everybody knows Muscovy means DUCK!
700 club
Only one youtube from last night- a view from garden level....
Ev'rybody had a hard year.
Ev'rybody had a good time.
Ev'rybody had a wet dream.
Ev'rybody saw the sunshine.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.
Ev'rybody had a good year.
Ev'rybody let their hair down.
Ev'rybody pulled their socks up. (yeah.)
Ev'rybody put their foot down.
Oh yeah. Yeah! WOOOOHOO!
free, as a bird
it's the next best thing to be
actually, John Lennon said that
Macca
Baby you can drive Ma CCa
One For You. One For Them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg9NciFfR0
Disney and director Robert Zemeckis are negotiating to remake “Yellow Submarine,” the 1968 psychedelic animated film based on the music of The Beatles.
“Yellow Submarine” is just the latest in a flurry of pacts for The Beatles. September will be a big month for the band that broke up in 1970, with the release of a flurry of remastered records and the vidgame “The Beatles: Rock Band.”
one for you, one for them
Wings!
EuroFAB hand blur!!!
714
Isa equal to the LOVEa you Makka.
He said "rocky you met your match"
And rocky said, "doc its only a scratch"
And I'll be better, I'll be better doc as soon as I am able
!!!!!!!!!
Google IT: "Black Love Chair"
Macca's chair.
Look on the Google images
Revelation :P
OMFG its here http://www.royalacademy.org.uk/academicians/painters/humphrey-ocean-ra,195,AR.html
HERE ^
Yeah, so what?
Look at Paul's left ear in beatlesinidia.com gallery please.
Always have a strange pixelate in his left ear.
Nichol was with the Beatles
Look at Paul's left ear in beatlesinidia.com gallery please.
Always have a strange pixelate in his left ear.
No wait that is just fly on my screen. I sorry.
I'm wearing rubber ears right now. I've also had all of my teeth knocked out and replaced with dentures. I had my jaw broken and a fake chin put in as well as having my eye sockets fractured and surgically altered to make one eye slightly droopier than the other. My face is also covered with tiny fake plastic freckles.
I'm typing this because after all that surgery I've had on my face all I can do is type. I spend most of my day laying in bed and drooling and moaning in pain.
Anonymous said...
I'm wearing rubber ears right now. I've also had all of my teeth knocked out and replaced with dentures. I had my jaw broken and a fake chin put in as well as having my eye sockets fractured and surgically altered to make one eye slightly droopier than the other. My face is also covered with tiny fake plastic freckles.
I'm typing this because after all that surgery I've had on my face all I can do is type. I spend most of my day laying in bed and drooling and moaning in pain.
August 20, 2009 5:33 PM
Sorry to hear that. If you were William Campbell you'd be able to magically recover from all that work in a month. That dude is amazing. He must be like Painkiller Jane.
Blame it on Cain.
Don't blame it on me.
Oh, oh, it's nobody's fault,
but we need somebody to burn
Well, if I was a saint with
a silver cup
and the money got low
we could always heat it up
or trade it in
But then the radio to heaven will be wired to your purse
Then you can run down the wave band,
coast to coast, hand in hand
Better or worse, curse for curse,
don't be dissatisfied
So you're not satisfied
Chorus
I think I've lived a little too long
on the outskirts of town
I think I'm going insane
from talking to myself for so long
Oh but I've never been accused
But when they step up on your face,
They wear that good look grin
I gotta break out one weekend
Try to do somebody in
But every single time
I feel a little stronger,
They tell me it's a crime
Well how much longer?
Chorus
Blame it on Cain
Please don't blame it on me
It's nobodies fault
But it just seems to be his turn
So if the man with the ticker tape,
tries to take it,
this is what I'm gonna say.
so is this place over, or what?
“And in that day there shall be a Root of Jesse, who shall stand as a banner to the people; for the Gentiles shall seek Him, and His resting place shall be glorious.” It shall come to pass in that day that the LORD shall set His hand again the second time to recover the remnant of His people who are left, from Assyria and Egypt, from Pathros and Cush, from Elam and Shinar, from Hamath and the islands of the sea. He will set up a banner for the nations, and will assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.
Ramdon bible quote
don't take it seriously
Or is it?
Hey Taff, got any moth balls?
aaaaaaaahhhhhhmmmmmazzzzzinggggggg
"I'd like to say 'thank you' on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition!
We always did feel the same,
We just saw it from a different point of view,
Tangled up in blue.
Almost 20 days since Rotten Apple #76 and still no "review"
Iamaphoney, did you ever feel irrelevant? ON YOUR OWN BLOG?
For all the times you ignored those brave souls who crawled around in bushes picking up your suitcases, this ignore is for you....
speaking of suitcases
MikeNL, any news on the berlin Suitcase?
Tafultong, are you ok?
Jude, good job on the mockuvideo
Sir Larry, can you jump the blog and put it out of its misery?
Aja, damn it girl, now i am bored......
Will the 9.9.9 fiasco be the final nail in the coffin for FAIL?
True or False?
Answer!
ǝnɹʇ
Aja, damn it girl, now i am bored......
August 21, 2009 3:18 AM
who the fuck is aja????
and in the end.....
best song ev-veh!
Yeah, he really rocks that song live! Always has!!!
i am LikeMoreWizards
Since there are a few of you who keep insisting that Tafultong write up a comprehensive report on Iamaphoney's latest video...
...and since all of Iamaphoney's videos are essentially the same...
..here's one of Taf's comments from December 18th 2008. You can apply this review to the latest Rotten Apple or any of the previous ones. Have fun:
"Again, the evidence is admittedly weak. Also, even if the video was implying a dichotomy of some sort, does it refer to a Jekyll and Hyde type character, an impersonator, or two physical Paul McCartneys?"
That should do the trick.
..also I'd like to start up a movement to ask Taf write a review of the new season of Heroes.
Only to find Gidieon's. Bible .....
"He's a moral coward of the highest order," charges Jo Jo. "I wouldn't be surprised if he's working on a plan to hire someone else to die for him."
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"He's a moral coward of the highest order," charges Jo Jo. "I wouldn't be surprised if he's working on a plan to hire someone else to die for him."
August 21, 2009 4:23 PM
huh?
jojo was a.........
it won't be long
yeah
yeah yeah
It won't be long, yeah
yeah yeah
I SAW in the right hand of Him Who sat on the throne a book written inside and on the back, sealed up with seven seals.
2 And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, "Who is worthy to open the book and to break its seals?"
3 And no one in Heaven or on the Earth or under the Earth was able to open the book or to look into it.
4 Then I began to weep greatly because no one was found worthy to open the book or to look into it;
5 and one of the elders said to me, "Stop weeping; behold, the Lion that is from the Tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has overcome so as to open the book and its seven seals."
6 And I saw between the throne (with the four living creatures) and the elders a Lamb standing, as if slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God, sent out into all the Earth.
7 And He came and took the book out of the right hand of Him who sat on the throne.
INTERMISSION
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
merci merci
link to show
good show,
It;s getting very near the end
Then upside down the world shall be And gold found at the root of tree All England's sons that plough the land Shall oft be seen with Book in hand The poor shall now great wisdom know Great houses stand in farflung vale All covered o'er with snow and hail
shall now
great wisdom know
classic
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