There is quite a bit of chatter occurring in Iamaphoneyville lately. I'm finding lots of talk of salamanders, a certain Volkswagen, a particular suitcase, and of course Magick.
Follow the links...
Paul is Dead - Footnote to Admiral Albert by our friend felipegcs
MANIPULATED WAVES by EliasCrowe.
paul is dead - nothing is real 334 suitcase contents by MikeyNL1038 - Congratulations, Mike for finally getting these.
A significantly extended version of System by YouKnowMyName231
Inside the org:4 LIBER by LEWlSCARROLL features some pages from "Alice's Adventures Under Ground" as long as you don't blink while watching.
One Way Ticket to Nowhere by Sunssol
footage TPF 1 Reversed by LikeMoreWizards
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the pusher man!
You know I've smoked a lotta grass
Lord knows, I've popped a lotta pills!
But that beat done beat about everything when I see an elephant fly!
Wiley Brooks is a purported breatharian, and founder of the "Breatharian Institute of America". He was first introduced to the public in 1980, when he appeared on the TV show That's Incredible!. Wiley has stopped teaching in recent years, so he can "devote 100% of his time on solving the problem as to why he needed to eat some type of food to keep his physical body alive and allow his light body to manifest completely." Wiley Brooks believes that he has found "four major deterrents" which prevented him from living without food: "people pollution", "food pollution", "air pollution" and "electro pollution". In 1983 he was allegedly observed leaving a Santa Cruz 7-Eleven with a Slurpee, hot dog and Twinkies.
Grandchildren on your knee
Lightning hits
The house of Cocks
Semen spills out on the street
To stain the hands
And the feet
Of Phoney and his Forces.
Classification provides a system
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Oh fuck me!
lol!
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French Candlesticks
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Olé !
X- Ray!
Blu-ray?
R.I.P Elvis Presley
1935 - 1977
16-08-77
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdZTFTGnw3w
Wayne Rodgers the Port-O-San man is still living the dream.
Canned Heat - Woodstock Boogie (Live at Woodstock 1969)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55FfDnkQ6o
. . .aaaand this is what they mean by 'on its last legs.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DvfdGTTqL8
Go Jude!
Jude you forgot just one thing:
"Science has proven that Paul was super groovy sexy and gorgeous and cute. Faul is old and disgusting. Young men=Meow!. Old=men=Yeech!"
-Faulconsnowjob
Five minutes till launch...
"Science has proven that Paul was super groovy sexy and gorgeous and cute. Faul is old and disgusting. Young men=Meow!. Old=men=Yeech!"
This is SOOOOO TRUE. Faul is so ugly Like, omg for realz.
T minus one minute . . .
All systems are go!
uh? where?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhu9rSeK1w
Sir, you may have just gotten yourself booted from NIR. Enjoy.
meh
I remember when Jude used to make some cool videos. What happened, Jude?
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Beatlemania!
I remember when Jude used to make some cool videos. What happened, Jude?
No reason to be so nasty. Actually WATCH the videos and maybe comment on them via Youtube if you don't like them. Also, read the story that goes with it. It takes a lot of effort to craft such bullshit, but I had a lot of fun doing it. Thank you for your patronage sir.
nasty?
I wasn't being nasty Jude.
classic!
Look, I told everyone I was making a video that parodied just about every PID video cliche there is. And I did; actually, it ended up being two videos. I worked very hard on it, a quite a few people said they were looking forward to it. That being said I don't see how "I remember when Jude used to make some cool videos" isn't mean-spirited. It's OK if you don't like the videos, but if you put it that way it really sort of hurts, you know? It makes me wonder if you even watched both videos or if you're socash or one of the other people mentioned in the Revelation video and you're only saying crap like that because you think you can get back at me that way.
Either way, I'd appreciate if you actually watch the videos and comment on them on Youtube rather than ask me out loud why my videos aren't good anymore. I don't even make PID videos anymore---just a lot of silly parodies of Iamaphoney and his antics, that's all.
classic!
That was pointless.
You're making fun of me when you and I are the only ones here. Pathetic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk0VibAICVY&hd=1
Mike - Harmless Game
jude, i thought you were going to bed?
oh, did you lock the door or something?
Fuck 'em. I got the point of the videos Jude, and enjoyed them. The negatives are probably from you-know-who on NIR.
MikeNL: I am going to bed now. I just had to respond to a matters first.
Fuck 'em. I got the point of the videos Jude, and enjoyed them. The negatives are probably from you-know-who on NIR.
Thanks. :)
What ever happened to the Bread and Circus channel?
what ever happened to... the lives that we once knew
Cyrus's and Bread.
The word Cyrus is derived, via Latin, from Ancient Greek Κῦρος, from Old Persian Kūrūš. The name has been recorded in ancient inscriptions in many different languages. The ancient Greek historians Ctesias and Plutarch noted that Cyrus was named from Kuros, the sun, a concept which has been interpreted as meaning "like the sun," by noting its relation to the Persian noun for sun, khor, while using -vash as a suffix of likeness.However, some modern historians, such as Dr. Nasser Engheta translates Kurosh as "the Son of Truth" based on the combination of the Median word "Kora" meaning "Son" and the Gathic (old Iranian language) word "Asha" meaning "the Truth", while Karl Hoffmann and Rüdiger Schmitt of the Encyclopædia Iranica, have suggested the translation "humiliator of the enemy in verbal contest."
In Iran, Cyrus is always referred to as "Kūrošé Bozorg" and/or "Kūrošé Kabīr" – meaning "Cyrus the Great". In the Bible, he is known as simply Koresh (Hebrew: כורש). Also he is possibly mentioned in the Qur'an under the title "Dhul-Qarnayn".
Isa 44:28
That saith of Cyrus, He is my shepherd, and shall perform all my pleasure, even saying of Jerusalem, She shall be built; and of the temple, Thy foundation shall be laid.
And dont you know that its just you,
hey jude, you-oo-oo-oo-ll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
457
next stop on thePaul McCartney 2009 Summer Tour:
17/08/2009 Tulsa (BOK Center, Bank of Oklahoma Center), United States
Lots of ticket still available!
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people?
Tuned to a natural E
Happy to be that way.
Now that you've found another key
What are you going to play?
speaking words of wisdom
where i can get "the right IAAP album"?????
10 miles north of the dewsbury road!
Anonymous said...
where i can get "the right IAAP album"?????
August 16, 2009 7:17 AM
nowhere yet.
I Still Have A Suitcase In Berlin
A Novel by Stephens Gerard "iamaphoney" Malone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GxU4eMV8Qw
From this weekend's nytimes:
And the future? “In 10 years’ time you’ll be standing there, and you will be Paul McCartney. You know that, don’t you?” He made a sound like a “Star Trek” transporter. “You’ll have a holographic case, and it will just encase you, and you will be Paul McCartney.” He paused and then said, “God knows what that will mean for me.” Then he added slyly, “I’ll be the guy on the original record.”
I Still Have A Suitcase In Berlin
A Novel by Stephens Gerard "iamaphoney" Malone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GxU4eMV8Qw
OMG! Iamaphoney is teh gay?
Anonymous said...
From this weekend's nytimes:
And the future? “In 10 years’ time you’ll be standing there, and you will be Paul McCartney. You know that, don’t you?” He made a sound like a “Star Trek” transporter. “You’ll have a holographic case, and it will just encase you, and you will be Paul McCartney.” He paused and then said, “God knows what that will mean for me.” Then he added slyly, “I’ll be the guy on the original record.”
August 16, 2009 9:48 AM
too late;
MikeyNL1038 (3 days ago)
And the future? In 10 years time youll be standing there, and you will be Paul McCartney. You know that, dont you? He made a sound like a Star Trek transporter. Youll have a holographic case, and it will just encase you, and you will be Paul McCartney. He paused and then said, God knows what that will mean for me. Then he added slyly, Ill be the guy on the original record.
I'll be the guy on the original record.
Uh...isn't that an admission that he is a phoney?
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Anonymous said...
where i can get "the right IAAP album"?????
August 16, 2009 7:17 AM
nowhere yet.
August 16, 2009 9:01 AM
When it will out? if u know...
Thanks for the expose, Jude. And the 'How to Make PID videos" was indeed funny and spot on.
The Nairobi yarn, however, sounds exactly like a yarn. Sounds like a something an NIR person would imagine happened while Paul was on vacation, because that would have been the best time to do the switcheroo, although there's no way that happened. We all know Paul was in the accident and he got stitched up; you can see his chipped tooth, lip scar, and facial swelling in the Paperback Writer video. And you can also see the same lip scar on Paul post 66.
We're triplets, but can you tell who's who yet?
oh my god!!!! MUST HAVE THAT
http://mog.com/Willard/blog/1292071
link for the download UNDER the Beatles photo
Anonymous said...
oh my god!!!! MUST HAVE THAT
http://mog.com/Willard/blog/1292071
link for the download UNDER the Beatles photo
August 16, 2009 3:02 PM
guess what's gonna happen when the beatles rock band is released..
yes, it contains all the beatles multitracks.
"Vera, Chuck and Dave said...
We're triplets, but can you tell who's who yet?
August 16, 2009 2:23 PM"
Yes
477
Go fetch
14 days, 2 weeks since Rotten Apple 76
Still no review....
Sure wish someone would.
Dont know who though, really!
14 days, 2 weeks since Rotten Apple 76
Still no review....
Sure wish someone would.
Dont know who though, really!
According to Jude's story, we already know where/what the 'revelation' is supposed to be: a nurse who claims to have been part of the PID cover up, and who decided to tell the story through a viral campaign(?). Or, as Jude said, maybe he was just making stuff up.
What any of that has to do with the Love Code, Aleister Crowley, Manson, and the Antichrist is anyone's guess.
Letter B attempted one at NIR.
Mind Trip (binaural beats) trippy meditation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_Mnuzp4ck
"This is a mind trip; this is not a phoney trip."
Just a few slight problems with the Nurse Theory.
One, Apple wasn't founded until 1968.
Two, the footage of Paul in Nairobi proves that his face wasn't "disfigured" other than the small lip scar. He runs in the film, also proving that he hadn't badly sprained his ankle.
Three, the footage of Paul proves he is out having a good time, not in dire need of medical attention.
Four, if the footage is supposed to be of the replacement, we wonder why he is clowning around with his camera and not in surgery or rehearsals. He sports a mustache in the footage. You don't go into major or even minor cosmetic surgery involving the mouth without first being shaven. The last thing anyone at EMI would have allowed was for the replacement to be filmed at any time (not even home movies) before or anytime after the surgery.
Five, the nurse would hardly need to drop death clues behind Paul's back, when clearly the death clues on the albums would have required his knowledge and assistance.
Six, Paul does indeed know about all the alleged death clues.
Seven, the nurse or anyone else for that matter could have revealed the alleged cover up quite easily by publishing the details anonymously or under a pseudonym on the net.
Why would you sleep when you could be fully and exhilaratingly awake? It is because you chose to play with concepts and ideas that are totally alien to the infinite unconditional love that is the experience of existence in Oneness with your Heavenly Father.
And what were these concepts? Hate, fear, anger, abandonment, attack, defense, and survival. All are non-existent figments of your collective imagination. You decided to play with these illusory ideas, and then built an imaginary reality to contain them. And that reality expanded as you played, becoming apparently more and more real, until you became lost in your fantasy and could not find your way out....
Then you started to believe in it seriously! A sense of abandonment and the possibility of non-existence, and death, filled your minds and you began to fight for your survival. It was analogous to a non-swimmer who is drowning. She kicks and struggles, flailing her arms in panic, and seems to attack anyone who attempts to help her. To continue with that example, not only can you all swim, you are in fact expert swimmers, but you are also wearing life jackets, there are no sharks in the water, and the rescue boat is right beside you! It truly is an incredibly vivid nightmare from which you are about to awaken most joyfully.
Why would you sleep when you could be fully and exhilaratingly awake? It is because you chose to play with concepts and ideas that are totally alien to the infinite unconditional love that is the experience of existence in Oneness with your Heavenly Father.
Hmm . . are you John Charles/YKMN perchance?
It would of course be impossible to "play" with let alone conceive of any concepts or ideas that would be alien to the Creator.
"And what were these concepts? Hate, fear, anger, abandonment, attack, defense, and survival. All are non-existent figments of your collective imagination."
I would then challenge you to walk into the Grizzly Bear cage at the San Diego Zoo to demonstrate how you have awakened from the illusion.
"It truly is an incredibly vivid nightmare from which you are about to awaken most joyfully."
That's a tad pessimistic. Not everything here is nightmarish, is it?
I guess I should have taken a break while I was making videos.
That's how those crocodile tamers can do what they do.
They know it's all an illusion.
It is because you chose to play with concepts and ideas that are totally alien to the infinite unconditional love that is the experience of existence in Oneness with your Heavenly Father.
The preceding New Age Announcement was made possible by a grant from the "Give us your Money and Freedom Because they Are Illusions" Foundation.
It's almost as if.. somebody was controlling me
If you dig the life your leadin'
Is better then the life you led
If you like the life you're livin'
Well Nod Your Head!
According to Jude's story, we already know where/what the 'revelation' is supposed to be: a nurse who claims to have been part of the PID cover up, and who decided to tell the story through a viral campaign(?).
twin freaks
493
A coin, a sheep, a favored son, were welcomed guest when the day was done
me too?
YES! of course!!!
Wasn't he in Magical Mystery tour, the movie?
I'm bored!
I'm hungry!
500!
that's just what he gets: the incredible magical mystey tour
Have you seen Chuck? We were supposed to meet at Starbucks 45 minutes ago....
Get me a soy latte while you're there....
Please
and Thank You
Starbucks Sux!
Shall we go for 1,000?
Just a few slight problems with the Nurse Theory.
OK, I'll bite. Allow me to relinquish my PIA stance for just a moment and play devil's advocate instead:
One, Apple wasn't founded until 1968.
You must be talking about the Derek Taylor/Pamela Bastock alliance that I referred to. Well like I said, P.A.U.L. was founded in 1980 shortly after John's death, by which time Apple had existed for over a decade.
Two, the footage of Paul in Nairobi proves that his face wasn't "disfigured" other than the small lip scar. He runs in the film, also proving that he hadn't badly sprained his ankle.
You're missing the point of the story. That's supposed to be Bill in those videos. :) He went to Africa to (A) have a few touch-ups done to his face at the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital, and (B), learn all that he could about how to act like Paul McCartney from Mal Evans---and it didn't hurt being in a remote location where they were less likely to be recognized.
Three, the footage of Paul proves he is out having a good time, not in dire need of medical attention.
Bill!
He sports a mustache in the footage. You don't go into major or even minor cosmetic surgery involving the mouth without first being shaven.
Point taken, but as the song goes: "it was a fake mustache". And even if it wasn't, I never said what part of his face was operated on. The bridge of his nose, perhaps?
The last thing anyone at EMI would have allowed was for the replacement to be filmed at any time (not even home movies) before or anytime after the surgery.
Could EMI really stop Paul or Mal from recording themselves having a good time? Anyway, I believe I mentioned in the story that the purpose of the trip was not just for a minor facial surgery, but for Bill to learn/practice his Paul McCartney act with Mal Evans.
Five, the nurse would hardly need to drop death clues behind Paul's back, when clearly the death clues on the albums would have required his knowledge and assistance.
Would they? I think you've overestimated how many of those clues directly involved Paul himself. Many of the death clues are either audio reversals or weird image things like the Pepper drum or John making devil horns over Paul's head on the Yellow Submarine soundtrack cover. Most of the clues that involve Paul directly really have nothing to do with death at all (such as walking across a street barefoot). Every single one of the clues could be accidental and it wouldn't prove the fate of Paul McCartney one way or the other.
Six, Paul does indeed know about all the alleged death clues.
I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Seven, the nurse or anyone else for that matter could have revealed the alleged cover up quite easily by publishing the details anonymously or under a pseudonym on the net.
Sort of how George Harrison *allegedly* gave an account of Paul's death to his Indian friends to publish on the internet in 2002? Last I checked, that didn't go over so well in terms of believability.
Sort of how George Harrison *allegedly* gave an account of Paul's death to his Indian friends to publish on the internet in 2002? Last I checked, that didn't go over so well in terms of believability.
Well, if "believability" is supposed to be goal behind RA, we wonder why Phoney would include countless examples of evidence tampering. Is this to gain trust with his audience? Obviously the RA Series has zero to do with credibility and fact checking.
EMI couldn't "stop Mal and Bill from having a good time"?
First, why WOULD Mal want to be on a safari with this replacement dude after learning of Paul's death just days before? Why would Mal, a roadie, who has just been charged to teach this guy "Paul's mannerisms" (oh brother) as if he is some expert in Paul-ness, going to be wasting time f-ing around Nairobi where hundreds of tourists are already spotting "Bill."
EMI is supposed to be bribing and threatening anyone that could give away what amounts to the biggest cover up in show biz history, involving its biggest star, and yet it can't stop the Beatles roadie and their puppet nobody replacement from having a good time in Kenya? That doesn't sound believable by any stretch of the imagination.
This guy would have to be sequestered in order to learn to sing, play, walk, talk, and perform like Paul McCartney. He'd be watching enless hours of film and looking at pics and listening to records over and over--the same way modern Beatle tribute band members have to do (usually over a period of years).
If EMI came to Lennon and said, "We've got a problem. We need to teach a guy to perform at your level and as well or better than Paul(Lennon is already laughing) in a couple of months. What do you recommend? Who can teach this guy?" Lennon is going to say, "Mal?" Beatle fans may not believe this, but even John Lennon didn't have the skill set to teach some replacement how to sing and play like Paul. IN fact, name a single major star in the 60s that could have even played the bass that well, let alone taught it to an amateur. We know that no one else could, because we've heard all the 60s records and Paul was the most melodic and innovative player of the era (and remains so). Bill Wyman? Please. You wouldn't have even been able to teach Lennon to sing and play like Paul, so how you gonna get some other dude to cover it?
Paul knows about the clues, and that is relevant, because you said "they" were trying to reveal his death/replacement behind Bill's back. How could it be behind his back when every grade school kid heard about PID in 1969?
Pretty sure "Bill" figured out at that point that someone was trying to out him.
You don't have to take it personally, mate. I never said I believed my own story.
Maybe I should go into PID Hoaxing full time. I might even run Sun King out of business!
But of course, I'll never confirm whether I made it up or not, heh-heh. In fact, there may be an even bigger "revelation" on 9/9/09.
Jude said...
Maybe I should go into PID Hoaxing full time. I might even run Sun King out of business!
But of course, I'll never confirm whether I made it up or not, heh-heh. In fact, there may be an even bigger "revelation" on 9/9/09.
August 17, 2009 11:49 AM
can we expect more creepy but awesome euroblur?
To the above: Damn you dumb. Jude was making a joke. That was the point of the video and the story.
who is Martin Lind ???
can we expect more creepy but awesome euroblur?
If the interview goes as planned, I'm sure he will be at his euroblurriest! ;)
Joke or iamagination or not, how much you wanna bet Jude's scenario is picked up and distributed as 2009's answer to SK's 60if document?
To the above: Damn you dumb. Jude was making a joke. That was the point of the video and the story.
That is true. Jude is now PIA, but he still defends PID in certain ways, such as believing there were various doubles, etc. Be that as it may, obviously his video was a joke, but the story about the nurse may be the same one Phoney is going to try to perpetrate (along with some cosmic trepanning crap). We already guessed that much when we saw #76.
I've seen the entirety of the Mal Evans home movies, and though Phoney of course uses quick shots and adds video noise to make things look mysterious, when you watch the whole thing you get a nice close up of him in Kenya and it's definitely JPM. In fact, crowds of European tourists see Paul and know it's Paul. Obviously no one in the entourage walks over to tell these people that Paul is amongst them, but he is recognized and even filmed by a smiling female tourist. He is clearly on safari and having a good time. That footage inadvertantly works as one of the best refutations of the PID and PWR theories because it shows Paul alive in late 1966. It also proves that the "replacement" could not have undergone surgery. That's why Jude's fake story says he only needed minor touch ups, which all logic (and all the photographic and film evidence) says is impossible.
That's why Jude's fake story says he only needed minor touch ups, which all logic (and all the photographic and film evidence) says is impossible.
Damn! So Paul really is alive. You mean to tell me I just wasted 3years on this crap? Paul, if you're reading this, I didn't really mean all that stuff I said about you being so obviously different looking, or about how you were way less talented than Paul (well, YOU!) and also evil. I guess I'm just not that sharp when it comes to photo or other comparisons (although to be fair, I WAS only comparing really bizarre looking pictures when you were making faces and stuff).
I'm definitely super-embarrased now that I thought you were a woman, but I got all wrapped up in a PID forum and started to believe really wacky things.
Anyway, not really sure what I was thinking on that one.
Sorry dude. You rock.
This is beyond belief.
Anonymous said..."how you were way less talented than Paul"
That whole business comes from the fact that a lot of PID people only like the simple holdyourhand/lovemedo bubblegum pop love songs of the early Beatles and hate anything after Rubber Soul. When they say "Faul sucks" they mean not only the obvious cloices like Silly Love Songs or The Frog Chorus but they also mean Let It Be and Penny Lane. Anything after 1967 is, in their eyes, vastly inferior to the bouncy and simple love songs of before.
Ironically The Monkees and the Archies made tons of teenybopper love songs for everyone but these PID people have yet to discover them. They probably bitch about Justin Timberlake getting "too weird" after he left NSYNC too.
If the interview goes as planned, I'm sure he will be at his euroblurriest! ;)
LOL!
Of course you know, Jude, that you have taken the wind out of iamaphoney's 'Sales', and so of course:
This means war!
Phoneystock said...
Of course you know, Jude, that you have taken the wind out of iamaphoney's 'Sales', and so of course:
This means war!
August 17, 2009 3:27 PM
what about PEACE and LOVE???
PEACE ☮
peace MikeNL, peace&love
so what do you have against sun king Jude?
dont take the bait from these animals jude... they are not worth it
Hey Judy, judie judie judie OWW!
Everybody's Talking at me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE
530 - first on the dial!
I think maybe Taf did a little half-hearted research into RA #76 and just said to himself, "Do I really want to spill ink on this silliness anymore?"
TAF IS WORKING ON A MEGA ARTICLE ABOUT RA 76 AND THE UP COMING QUADRUPLE ROTTEN APPLE VIDEO RELEASE OF REVELATION ON 9/9/9
PREPARE FOR EMBARASSMENT HATERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
SHOULD HAVE CHOOSEN A DIFFERENT SIDE
SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ON THE SUITCASE BANDWAGON!
Who the fuck are you?
With Peace and Love, I've been lying to you for forty years!
I wanted to talk, but the Illuminati gave me 17 million dollars. Loved the real Paul, but let's get real . . .I've got a Bond Girl to feed.
With Peace and Love,
Fingo
All you need is love and non-violence.
Who's Fingo? Never heard of him.
the rumor now is
4 new RA videos on 9.9.9
amazing new information
real NEXT LEVEL stuff
totally REVELATION
Taf puts about 50 articles about IAMAPHONEY starting this Saturday, every day leading up to it, and 5 per day in the week before the 9th
complete with AN INTERVIEW
THE 9 QUESTION INTERVIEW!
Its already been put on video, and it is INCREDIBLE
aja, you will not be bored!
LIKE MORE SUITCASES!
ITS OLD SCHOOL BUT IS IT COMING BACK?!?
All that and moon landing, or iaap erases his youtube account.
beat that h8ters!
do you doubt the beat rockin' skills of iamaphoney?
no amount of kraft dinners will save you now
Damn yeah!
freestyle microphone challenge between all comers,
iaap takes on anybody 10 minute rap challenge. iaap can spit it forwards AND BACKWARDS!
Step up Jude, its your time.
Because everybody knows that the only way to solve this whole mess is freestyle RAP
prove me wrong!
Who the fuck is Aja? I keep seeing that name. Is that even a real person or just some "code" or some shit?
Who the f*ck is Aja? I keep seeing that name. Is that even a real person or just some "code" or some shit?
August 17, 2009 10:55 PM
first off, stop swearing. it isnt nice
second, watch the entire Rotten Apple series again. You will see "Aja" on a book.
Then you will understand grasshopper.
If you obstain from alcohol, drugs and women, someday you will be a great man.
that and she was some dizzy broad who was always saying she was "bored"
she was also friends with mojo
and vince(who always got friendly when she showed up)
learn from the past grasshopper. someday this will all be in the great book.
14 days, 2 weeks since Rotten Apple 76
Still no review....
Sure wish someone would.
Dont know who though, really!
August 16, 2009 6:55 PM
Whats up with THAT?
thought this was the iamaphoney blog?
when is there going to be an article on it?
who the fuck is vince?
and who the fuck is Jude? and why is he trying to cockblock iamaphoney?
Such language!
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour Part 2
if you look to your left ladies and gentlemen the veiw is not very inspiring
Ahh.. but if you look to right
What is this code?
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one
I snuck inside these four walls........
553
554
555
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the band on the run, band on the run, band on the run, band on the run
my little lady
Step up Jude, its your time.
Hellz yeah. Bring it on, Phoney bitches! My mad mike skillz vs. yours. Winner gets the publishing rights to the Right Album.
And the keys to the LOVE/Code car.
and who the fuck is Jude? and why is he trying to cockblock iamaphoney?
Cause he keeps trying to, you know, stick it in. And goddamn that would hurt! Sorry Ian, I just don't swing that way.
Blow Away
If you obstain from alcohol, drugs and women, someday you will be a great man.
Now lesbie clear here!
Did you mean to say: "If you abstain from alcohol, drugs and women, someday you will be a great man."
or did you intend to say:
If you obtain some alcohol, drugs and women, someday you will be a great man.
Aspiring phonies want to know!
Time for a new thread from taffytooth.
This one is starting to get moldy.
A woman with a rare disorder is constantly hungry and can't stop eating. 'Medical mystery'
A man with a rare disorder is constantly horny and can't stop ****ing. 'Medical mystery'
A couple with a rare disorder is constantly sleepy and can't stay awake. 'Medical mystery'
A man with a rare disorder is constantly posting 'Paul was Replaced' videos, and can't stop making up stories. 'Medical mystery'
Ok, Ok. It was me. I did it.
I confess. I buried Paul.
Cranberry Sauce!, ya lyin' bastid!
T'was I!
Oh Brother, where art thou?
570- WMCA!
T'was I!
No grammaphoney for you!
It should read: 'T was I
Gramercy Park (sometimes misspelled as Grammercy) is a small, fenced-in private park in the Gramercy neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City, USA.
But it is covered by WMCA!
No grammar phoney for anyone then.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gramercy-park-2007.jpg
/watch?v=ofxfFYBtL4Y
The Beatles: Rock Band Trailer # 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofxfFYBtL4Y
Aphlac!
April 10th
kits arrive
Yes, this post has grown moldy. But there will be a new one, which will repeat much like the old one, and so forth to infinity.
Soon, there will be another post by Taf.
And the first comment by someone very clever will be "First!"
Then, someone will post satirically as some or another character, making grand fun of the idiocy.
Next, somewill ask why no one has commented on the latest video by such and such.
Then, Mikey will comment, just because he's Mikey and he gets bored just saying "First!" all the time.
Then, a crazy person from NIR or TKIN will ask how it is that Phoney knows so much.
Next, someone pretending to be a believer will call everyone a
h8ter, and how we will all be sorry when the revelation comes out.
Then, some goofball will randomly quote Beatle lyrics.
Right about this time, someone's comment will be "Any damn place we choose!" for no apparent reason.
Next will be the Kimmel guy, who will post a really long-ass satire in guise of someone who believes. He will then post six other comments after that, in various online disguises, often sparring with himself while drinking at home.
Then someone will say, "This blog has reached a new low." This person will also be the Kimmel writer.
Then someone will say, "18!" because it's the 18th comment. This will be repeated intermittently for as many pages as necessary.
Next, Vince will pop in and talk about some band no one cares about. He will also be in good spirits and no one will mind because it's sort of contagious.
And then another crazy from NIR will post something from Apollo Vermouth, because they think he was Neil Aspinall. They also think Paul is a woman, and that he looks different on the Rubber Soul cover even though the distorted photo was intentional because it's called "RUBBER soul."
Then we go to sleep and do it all again later.
Well when you put it THAT way . . .
omg superhugefurryanimalkillers IS SUCH AN AEWSOME BAND!!! u guys need to listen to them their song "die muslim die" is SO AWESOME!!!!!
18
Apollo C. Vermouth was Neil Aspinall. We know this because he stopped posting shortly before Neil Aspinall died. This could only mean that he was not Neil Aspinall. It cannot be a coincidence!
For though they may be parted
there is still a chance that they will see..
H@Y Y00 GUISE I HAV A NEW VIDEO!! OMG WANNA COME SEE IT ROFLCOPTERSLOL?!!
I'm commenting cuz I'm bored and I'm Mikey!
Hey Jude, remember that thing that happened? You know the thing that happened last year? LOL we are SO not going to tell anyone what we're talking about! It's "personal".
WTF? HOW DOES IAMAPHONY KNOW SO MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE'S MAEKING MY HEAD ASPOLODE!!
any damn place we choose!
this place has reached a new low
You're all just haters! You're going to be sorry when Jude and Iamaphoney's revaltions come out!
Why hasn't Taf commented on RA 77 yet?! WHY??!?!
Guys, I'm tired. Let's do this again later, shall we?
Dya figure out why the bear gives a shiney to Bush yet?
Electric Arguments
The rest of you can just rattle your jewelry.
Next will be the Kimmel guy, who will post a really long-ass satire in guise of someone who believes. He will then post six other comments after that, in various online disguises, often sparring with himself while drinking at home.
Hey! I spar with the Kimmel guy and I'm not the Kimmel guy I'm THE POOP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW could you LEAVE OUT THE POOP that's flowing out of my BARE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anytime, any day, you can hear the people say . . .
Figured it was time to play the role of the dude posting the random McCartney lyrics.
HOW could you LEAVE OUT THE POOP that's flowing out of my BARE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I did sorta forget the poop guy. Sorry Jacob.
Oh, and I forgot the goofball who randomly posts the stats and dates on Phoney's page.
Ayegh kinna car krash he's dead
everybody's die gackuh forg dush!
First!!!!
ha ha Mikey!
Let's do it all again!
Let's do the time warp agaaaaaain!
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