Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Berlin Goody Bag Revisited

I have been asked to take another look at the Berlin suitcase. Just to recap, the suitcase component of the Iamaphoney plot had been considered by fans and foes alike to be the biggest miscalculation in the history of YouTube videos (at least those that suggest that Paul McCartney died and was replaced by the beast in order to bring on the apocalypse).



Of the five suitcases dropped by Iamaphoney, three are supposedly still out there and two were found with rather unspectacular results.

The Berlin suitcase was retrieved in early October, 2008. In late October, MikeyNL1038 produced a video called "Paul Is Dead - Nothing is Real 333", announcing that the Berlin suitcase had been retrieved by this guy:



The finder's hand gesture provoked quite a bit of criticism here, but in all fairness, Mike's video used backward masks from the song "Golden Slumbers" that suggested that he "walk out naked." I don't know how the conclusion was drawn, but some people here said that the person who found the suitcase was someone named Yenz, who would occasionally leave comments on this blog. Someone calling himself Yenz made one attempt to deny it, but identities around here are as fluid as characters in a dream. Yenz was pretty much run out of town in the comments community.

The video announced that the contents of what was now called the Berlin Goody Bag would be revealed soon. Dictionary.com states that the word "soon" means "within a short period of time" or "in the near future." The one thing that we were told early on was that the suitcase contained a copy of the Beatles 1966 Christmas Record called "Pantomime."



An original copy of "Pantomime" would certainly exceed the value of any of the items that were in the first LA Suitcase. Surprisingly, that particular item has not been mentioned since the original find, even though the person who claimed possession of the suitcase has written about the contents in several personal correspondences to different individuals including myself.

It was in late October when YouTube user sdofik contacted a few people about his find at the Brandenburg Gate. As is often the case, I was not in this loop, but others have said that he retrieved the case and filmed its contents. Then according to what he eventually told me when I inquired, he put the items on a shelf and waited for something to happen. Nothing did.

Is this another case of a suitcase finder not responding the way Iamaphoney had expected? Maybe. The suitcase contained some items that the finder described as a random assortment of Beatles-related memorabilia, such as newspaper articles, a Double Fantasy cover with the name "Paul" written on it, Xerox copies of tickets, some unidentified 45 RPM records and a bootleg DVD of "Magical Mystery Tour." For some reason, despite the fact that the owner repeatedly has said that he would like to sell the items to the highest bidder, he apparently does not want to take the time to make a specific list of the items.

Interestingly, the finder, as well as a member of the Rotten Apple Army, and some of Iamaphoney's biggest fans believe that the key items in the suitcase are two sleeveless vinyl copies of the Sgt. Pepper album with a Parlophone label. The "Twin Peppers" have only been talked about in Iamaphoney-related conversations. There is no document that I know of that suggests that there were two special vinyl pressings of the album in existence. If these were actual acetates, I don't think they would have the Parlophone label on them.

In a message I received in late November, Iamaphoney wrote: I can confirm the existence of the twin peppers in the Berlin suitcase.

In a correspondence to me on April 29, 2009, sdofik wrote: two parlephone (sic) sgt. pepper records <- that might be the only real item of value, if any...

The "Twin Peppers" came up again when somebody attempted to pull former McCartney press agent Geoff Baker into the Iamaphoney experience. See previous post.

YouTube user sdofik added that he no longer watches the Rotten Apple video installments. He wrote, "I think he got himself into something he can't get out of now."

I really don't see any reason why Iamaphoney couldn't "get out" of this if he really wanted to. It's those of us who have been fascinated and entertained by the videos that would like him to continue to tell his story.

I think that there are some people who would like to see images of the contents of the Berlin Goody Bag. Come to think of it, I wonder if the finder of the bag ever played those two Sgt. Pepper albums. Wouldn't it be ironic if that was the hold up?

In other news, a new artifact has surfaced that relates to the late Mal Evans, who has been a focus speculation about the Rotten Apple series. The Beatles Examiner posted a handwritten lyric allegedly penned by Mal and given to Shaun Weiss.



And finally there was an article in the news recently that provided some evidence against the claim that Paul McCartney is the devil, unless of course, the woman was driving a VW Beetle.

Chivalrous Macca ‘helps woman with wedged car’

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CAPMike's Bong said...

Its ok, i still love you

Anonymous said...

Why is Ringo towering over Paul here?

http://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ringo-starr-paul.jpg

Hmmm.

CAPMIKE said...

I'M STILL WORKIN ON THE FACT THAT SOME WETEAR PUT GREEN DAY IN THE SAME LOT AS THE BEATLES.
GIV IT UP WETEARS. BEEN HEARING THIS ARGUMENT SINCE 1980.YER STUFF CHANGES BUT WILL ALWAYS SUK.
TALK ALL THE CRAP YOU WANT. PRETEND TO BE ME ALL YOU WANT!(EVERYBODY DOES)LOL

Anonymous said...

ugg

Dreamland Redux said...

Back to the ugg?

I dreamed about this silly thread last night. I was talking into A REALLY BIG SHOE, which was, in fact, a telephone, and I was revealing startling facts to whoever was on the other end. My roommate looked on in stunned surprise, to learn that I was a spy, just like Maxwell Smart, but he knew once he saw me talking into the shoe, and was he surprised!
In "real life" I have no room mate, and so I have no idea who this guy was supposed to be, but I think he represented all you readers who are now so blown away by the awesomeness of this marvelous post!
=-)

Anonymous said...

Much nicer than MY dream last night.

Anonymous said...

btw, it's dreamt .

Anonymous said...

"the real phoney would never say that..."

The real phoney, eh? How about the phoney phoney or the phoney real phoney or the real phoney phoney?

Anonymous said...

Phoney Phoney is a double negative.

Anonymous said...

He ain't no double negative!

Anonymous said...

In Standard English, double negatives are usually understood to resolve to a positive.

Eagle Cam Live Feed said...

See a pair of American Bald Eagles that have built a nest in the Garden.

Band AID said...

Make it work.

Jeff Leland said...

I am the phoney

They are the ph0ney's

I am the prophet

coo coo ca choo

Jesus Christ said...

Paul McCartney is a Shephard, alright. .

Afterall, the sheep are in white.

Anonymous said...

No, he was the black sheep.

Have you any wool?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Leland said...
I am the phoney

They are the ph0ney's

I am the prophet

coo coo ca choo


lmao

Anonymous said...

Where's the bus?

anonomys said...

you know what's freaky

the fact that jeff leland actually resembles lennon

is he just a good replica?

http://twitter.com/ph0neyprophet

Anonymous said...

Imagine all the people

Living life in peace

If John Lennon is re-incarnated

I think God would bring World Peace

no world war 3

no apocolypse

no ending

a new beginning for mankind

Anonymous said...

I think Paul McCartney is responsible.

I think Paul McCartney is Iamaphoney

I think Paul McCartney is the material sun of God

Not Jesus, but the sun.

The Material Sun is 666

The Spiritual Son is 888

Jeff Leland is the spiritual son if he amazingly resembles the young Lennon like that.

Anonymous said...

JL..

honestly, need i say more

Anonymous said...

I think Paul McCartney is responsible.

I think Paul McCartney is Iamaphoney

I think Paul McCartney is the material sun of God

Not Jesus, but the sun.

The Material Sun is 666

The Spiritual Son is 888

Jeff Leland is the spiritual son if he amazingly resembles the young Lennon like that.

Someone's been watching too many YKMN videos.

Anonymous said...

ok jeff, stop. you are out of your league here.

Anonymous said...

JIA kills PID? Who woulda thought?

Anonymous said...

MR VERMOUTH,

PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.

thankyou

soulless cointellpro agent said...

CAPMIKE said...
I'M STILL WORKIN ON THE FACT THAT SOME WETEAR PUT GREEN DAY IN THE SAME LOT AS THE BEATLES.
GIV IT UP WETEARS.

May 23, 2009 3:52 AM



Glad you have decided on a different body part to fixate on CAPMIKE. The ears is a much more polite form of insult then balls.

Speaking of insults, in all of your enlightened reading, where does it state that it is a good idea to name call and judge peoples personal preferences? Was it in the Gurdjieff book?

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

TALK ALL THE CRAP YOU WANT. PRETEND TO BE ME ALL YOU WANT!(EVERYBODY DOES)LOL

May 23, 2009 3:52 AM



Do you feel that everybody pretends to be you? And when you feel that way, do you really laugh out loud?

Anonymous said...

Keep your eyes on the prize.

Anonymous said...

You can't tell me that McCartney doesn't pay homage to the Illuminati or whatever you want to call them.

The all-seeing eye on his website and the pyramid stage set-ups are right in line for it.

What was that song about choosing to live?

Anonymous said...

Find the one redeeming factor and throw a shoe at it.

Anonymous said...

Spies Like Us

"Paul McCartney's home gone from Google"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/639173

Anonymous said...

Spot the gray alien in the upper left corner on the second photo "Live In New York"

http://www.paulmccartney.com/

Anonymous said...

the Double Diamond

CAPMIKE said...

WOW ALMOST MADE IT 24HRS B4 SOME PUNK USED MY NAME. FUNNY HOW THEY TALK A MEAN GAME AND CAN'T GIVE THERE NAME.
JUST LIKE CB'S IN THE 70'S.
I KINDA HAVE TO REVERT TO MONIKERS SUCH AS (PUNKS) OR WETEARS. BECAUSE THE NO NOTHING PUNK WITH WET EARS HASN'T THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO USE HIS REAL NAME.
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THAT..............HMMMMMMM WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?
GIMME A BREAK. KEEP USING MY NAME PUNK. THEY ALL WANNA BE LIKE MIKE!

Anonymous said...

how predictable!

Anonymous said...

CENTURY 9 QUATRAIN 20 (Les Propheties)

De nuict viendra par la forest de Reines,
Deux par vaultorte Herne la pierre blanche:
Le moine noir en gris dedans Varennes,
Esleu cap. cause tempeste feu, sang tranche.

By night he will come by the forest of Reines,
A married couple, devious route, Queen white stone:
A monk-king in gray in Varennes,
Elected Cap, causes tempest, fire, and bloody slicing.


LOL

Anonymous said...

The Mistress' eyes just rolled out of her head.

Jeff Leland said...

Anonymous said...
ok jeff, stop. you are out of your league here.

I had nothing to do with this.

soulless cointellpro agent said...

CAPMIKE said...

WOW ALMOST MADE IT 24HRS B4 SOME PUNK USED MY NAME. FUNNY HOW THEY TALK A MEAN GAME AND CAN'T GIVE THERE NAME.


i did use my name... soulless cointelpro agent




JUST LIKE CB'S IN THE 70'S.


what is a "CB"? must be a 70's thing


I KINDA HAVE TO REVERT TO MONIKERS SUCH AS (PUNKS) OR WETEARS.


Do you? Do you really?


BECAUSE THE NO NOTHING PUNK WITH WET EARS HASN'T THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO USE HIS REAL NAME.

There you go with that testicles again...
i did use a name.. soulless cointellpro agent...


AND I'M SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THAT..............HMMMMMMM WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?


ummm... do what thou wilt? from a book right??? as above so below?


GIMME A BREAK. KEEP USING MY NAME PUNK. THEY ALL WANNA BE LIKE MIKE!

May 23, 2009 7:42 PM


You just wake up? Good morning hippy!
Just looked up CB's.. wow! Very cool. Nothing we have today holds a candle to it, just like your rock bands.

Anonymous said...

Merry Pranksters wannabes.

SMOKEY and the Bandit said...

CB?? Citzen band! Ohhhh now I get it!

Anonymous said...

I bet he has a pager, too.

Jeff Leland said...

Anonymous said...
JIA kills PID? Who woulda thought?

I'm flattered

REALLY

Anonymous said...

What's your deal again, Jeff?

don't believe me? it's everywhere said...

i bet if i told you women were reptilians were women, you would lol.

but think about it

who controls the majority of music today?

women and the rappers who are apart of the group angels and demons are all about

speak and spell said...

SMOKEY and the Bandit said...

CB?? Citzen band! Ohhhh now I get it!

May 23, 2009 8:26 PM


Citizen!!!!!

lurn to spel, UR just as bad as CAPMIKE now...

U NEED A SPEEK AND SPELL! MORE 70'S TECHNOLOGY THAT KICKS A$$!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I bet he has a pager, too.

May 23, 2009 8:29 PM


and a bag phone

Anonymous said...

Had to google that one, cheers.

66 problems said...

the reptilians are running this shit

Jeff Leland said...

reptilians are angels from god, remember that.

it was crowley who said they're called gods, then they're called angels, and in 50 years they'll be completely ALIEN to everyone.

aliens are prophets not devils

remember

the forces are good AND evil

CAPPHONEY said...

and a bag phone

May 23, 2009 8:35 PM


YEAH I HAVE A BAG! A BAG OF HITLER WEEEEEEED! AND ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS A BAG PHONE!
ME AND THE PHONEYMISTRESS ARE ABOUT TO GET N*KED AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT HERE ON THIS BLOG DEFENDING ALL THE GREAT CLASSIC WORKS OF LITERATURE

PHONEYMISTRESS EYES ARE STUCK BACK IN HER HEAD SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GURL FROM THE EXORCIST! ANOTHER 70'S CLASSIC
YOU WETEARS KIDS WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD MOVIE IF IT BIT YOU IN THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE!

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT PLL
I KNOW I WILL!!!

Jeff Leland said...

Anonymous said...
What's your deal again, Jeff?


How many Jesus references do you see?

How many Apollo C. Vermouth references do you see?

It's clearly obvious the newest video was because of someone who connected the dots perfectly to phoney.

To relate the bible, illuminati, the agenda, and tying Jesus to John Lennon all had to do with making this video possible on April 10th.

Don't tell me I had nothing to do with it.

Remember, if it wasn't for me, there WOULDN'T have been a video on April 10th. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Anonymous said...

The local authorities are on the way.

Is your mistress a goer, eh? said...

Wow mike, the phoneymistress is lookin good tonight. Care to be "CAMMIKE" and put some vids up of the ol' lady tonight?

Can't wait to see the her strut her stuff, and by stuff I mean the moving independent hams that make up her a$$ cheeks.

there are 3 said...

The "Winged Beatle" is alive once again !

Anonymous said...

Remember, if it wasn't for me, there WOULDN'T have been a video on April 10th. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.



not true

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The local authorities are on the way.

go get hit by lightning

CAMMIKE said...

Is your mistress a goer, eh? said...

Care to be "CAMMIKE" and put some vids up of the ol' lady tonight?


YOU GOT IT PUNK!
FEAST YOUR EYES!

Anonymous said...

I AM the lightning!

Anonymous said...

thisonemoretime (1 month ago) "The fireman is no mason" Not a mason, a carpenter, like Jesus. And it's an anagram for - haven't you seen youknowmyname231's vids?

Ringo, Paul and David Lynch, getting transdermal meditation taught in inner city schools where reading from the Bible isn't allowed.

thisonemoretime (1 month ago) All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't get the egg man together again.

What about the king himself?

Ringo Starr 1965 said...

There's more here that meets the eye

CAPFICTION said...

OHHH YESSSSSSSS!

Anonymous said...

Leave her alone.

dont click here said...

When the mistress rolls her eyes, does butter drip out of her ears?

Mary Jane said...

When the mistress rolls her eyes, does butter drip out of her ears?

May 23, 2009 8:59 PM



that would be handy for the popcorn

Anonymous said...

POP PORN

CAPPHONEY said...

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

May 23, 2009 8:47 PM



YOU TWISTED MY ARM! PACKING A BOLLLLL NOW!

rhetorical question said...

Are you this incredibly boring in bed also?

the bigger the cushion said...

how can he be boring? the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand! do you know what i mean?

Anonymous said...

britney spears' music videos are hotter then this bullshit

wheres jeff leland and his jesus gospel it's so much funner to listen to

it's actually intriguing

Anonymous said...

the bigger the cushion said...

how can he be boring? the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand! do you know what i mean?

May 23, 2009 9:07 PM


HOW CAN I LEAVE THIS PAGE BEEEHIND!

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, no.

CAPMIKE said...

I AM SO BORED WITH YOU.....
STILL WORKING THE WORD TWIST AROUND THING EH?YOU KNOW MOST RUN OF THE MILL AGENTS CAN AT LEAST COME UP WITH BETTER STRATEGIES.
I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE ATTACK HIS WOMAN AND SEE IF WE GET A RAISE OUT OF HIM ATTEMPT.THAT DID MAKE ME LOL.
THE NEXT RESPONSE IS FOR YOU TO FAKE A PUNCH AND IM SUPPOSED TO SWING RIGHT?
FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE OF YOUTHFULL ILK,YOUR METHODS OF ATTACK ARE AS ARCHAIC AS PRIMORDIAL OOZE.

Jeff Leland said...

i know you, got a clue what you're doing.

Anonymous said...

rhetorical question said...

Are you this incredibly boring in bed also?

May 23, 2009 9:04 PM


no wonder the mistress is either rolling her eyes or asleep in bed. no wonder CAPMIKE is on here till 4AM

Anonymous said...

Red and blue light approaching. Look out the window MIKE. Hide the STASH!

L is for Loser, not Lily said...

mikes a LOSER

Jeff Leland said...

Anonymous said...
britney spears' music videos are hotter then this bullshit

wheres jeff leland and his jesus gospel it's so much funner to listen to

it's actually intriguing

OH, I'm flattered.

Anonymous said...

You were right Apollo, you were right.

Plus sized mistress said...

CAPMIKE said...

I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE ATTACK HIS WOMAN AND SEE IF WE GET A RAISE OUT OF HIM ATTEMPT.THAT DID MAKE ME LOL.



so you admit she is a bit on the large size huh?

CAPMIKE said...

YES I AM SUCH A LOSER.
OMG HE SAID IT!
YET ANOTHER ARCHAIC FORM OF ATTACK.
UNIFIED FIELD THEORY IM SURE IS TOTALLY YOUR STRONG SUIT.

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...
UNIFIED FIELD THEORY IM SURE IS TOTALLY YOUR STRONG SUIT.

May 23, 2009 9:18 PM


I am sure it is yours, what with the poor spelling you demonstrate.

Anonymous said...

Dr. CAP

Anonymous said...

Were taking the bullhorn by the ears.

CAPMIKE said...

YES I TOTALLY AGREE.
I'M CONSTANTLY GETTING DISTRACTED BY ONES GRAMMAR ON FORUMS. I GET UPSET. I FEEL THE NEED TO PRETEND TO BE THEM AND START AS MUCH USELESS BANTER AS I CAN WITH THEM.
AND I SHOULD KNOW BETTER TOO. I KNOW I'M ALWAYS SEEING PEOPLE BEING CHASTIZED FOR GRAMMAR. OH YEAH THE CAPS THING LMAO!
WAIT THATS NOT ME.........HMMMMMMM

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE! School em on the Theta!
Bust a philosophical CAP in their Alpha a$$es!

path of the shaman said...

Lead by example CAPMIKE! Show the wetear the way to become a man of knowledge!

Shamanic Chub Chaser said...

Show them the way to obtain the chubby mistress!

J3FFL3L@ND said...

LAWLZ SO MUCH FUN!1!!1!1111!11!one//!

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

YET ANOTHER ARCHAIC FORM OF ATTACK.


Archaic? As in from the 70's?


There is no school like the old school son...

CAPMIKE said...

EH.....
SADLY THIS ONE HAS BECOME A BROKEN RECORD OF ARCHAIC ATTACKS. TOO BORING FOR MY BLOOD.
THE MUCH ANTICIPATED RESPONSE IS THAT THE EVIL HIPPIE WITH A BRAIN FIND SOMEWHEREELSE TO GO SO WE CAN SOUND HALFASSED INTELLIGENT ONCE AGAIN.
MANY OF MY TYPO'S ARE DUE TO TYPING IN MONITOR LIGHT WHILE MY WIFE SLEEPS.SHE WORKS DAYS. I DON'T. WHAT CRACKS ME UP IS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NICY NICE TO PUNKS WHO PRETEND TO BE ME AND SAY INVERTED THINGS.
HEY MAN DON'T CALL US BAD NAMES, WE'RE TOTALLY ALLOWED TO TREAT YOU THAT WAY!
YET I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE STUPID AND CRAZY ONE?
OH NO THAT'S NOT TEXT BOOK PSYCHOPATHY AT ALL!LOL

Jeff Leland said...

J3FFL3L@ND said...
LAWLZ SO MUCH FUN!1!!1!1111!11!one//!

I should zap you.

John, Elton said...

It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd

Anonymous said...

who said you had to be nice? read that in a book did you?

Anonymous said...

"MANY OF MY TYPO'S ARE DUE TO TYPING IN MONITOR LIGHT WHILE MY WIFE SLEEPS."


and the marijuana kills the brain cells so you speak the truth that stinks and attracts tyrant flies.

SHE WORKS.... I DON'T said...

"SHE WORKS DAYS. I DON'T."



CAPMIKE TRANSLATOR

SHE WORKS.... I DON'T

CAPMIKE said...

THE PUNKS DID. LOL
HEY YOU CAN'T CALL US NAMES AND STILL TALK ABOUT GURDJIFF.
LOL LIKE HE WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD 'EM A THING OR TWO.

Anonymous said...

who said you had to do what the punks said CAP? Sounds like a real sheeple move if you ask me. Get all gurgieff on em and rip em a new one. Let em have it!

PS I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING

CAPMIKE said...

ACTUALLY I DO BELIEVE IT'S ETHYL ALCOHOL THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS.
BUT WHO AM I TO ARGUE? LOL
IM JUST A STUPID EVIL HIPPIE WHO CAN'T SPELL. OH WOE IS ME.......
LOL

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE TRANSLATOR

SHE WORKS.... I DON'T

May 23, 2009 9:52 PM


/obvious

Anonymous said...

He's just here to constantly muddy the waters.

Anonymous said...

quit laughing out loud CAP! you'll wake your wife!

and since you like to listen to what other say, maybe you should stop staying up all night on the internet and go to bed at a decent hour so you could see your wife some more.

CAPMIKE said...

AH VERY VERY NICE MACHIAVELLIAN SEGUAY THERE PUNK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT HAVE MISSED THAT ONE,
THE PSYCHPATH ACCUSES THE TARGET OF HIS OWN ATTACK. CLASSIC MACHIAVELLI. AND ONCE AGAIN TOTALLY ARCHAIC.

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

BUT WHO AM I TO ARGUE? LOL
IM JUST A STUPID EVIL HIPPIE WHO CAN'T SPELL. OH WOE IS ME.......
LOL

May 23, 2009 9:56 PM



you said it CAP, i didnt

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

AH VERY VERY NICE MACHIAVELLIAN SEGUAY THERE PUNK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT HAVE MISSED THAT ONE,
THE PSYCHPATH ACCUSES THE TARGET OF HIS OWN ATTACK. CLASSIC MACHIAVELLI. AND ONCE AGAIN TOTALLY ARCHAIC.

May 23, 2009 10:00 PM



How can we miss you CAP, you never leave?

Anonymous said...

He has absolutely nothing to say! every time!

CAPMIKE said...

ACCEPT IT

Anonymous said...

accept that you are leaving. done.

CAPMIKE Translator said...

SADLY THIS ONE HAS BECOME A BROKEN RECORD OF ARCHAIC ATTACKS. TOO BORING FOR MY BLOOD.



CAPMIKE Translation:

So boring I will stay here all night if I have too.

CAPMIKE said...

NAH, I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.
YOU AMUSE ME WHILE I WAIT FOR A NEW VIDEO.
I OWE YOU A GREAT DEPT.
YOU'VE GIVIN ME A LOT OF "LOL"'S THE LAST WEEK. THANKS.

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

NAH, I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.
YOU AMUSE ME WHILE I WAIT FOR A NEW VIDEO.
I OWE YOU A GREAT DEPT.
YOU'VE GIVIN ME A LOT OF "LOL"'S THE LAST WEEK. THANKS.

May 23, 2009 10:07 PM



you owe me a department capmike

CAPMIKE said...

WELL MAN YER S.O.L. THERE.
EVIL HIPPIES DON'T MAKE MUCH.

Anonymous said...

I OWE YOU A GREAT DEPT.

Anonymous said...

Jeff Leland is just a hardcore blasphemer.

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

WELL MAN YER S.O.L. THERE.
EVIL HIPPIES DON'T MAKE MUCH.

May 23, 2009 10:10 PM


hence why the wife works all day

Anonymous said...

Dont worry there Jeff, its a long weekend. I am sure we can talk about you for several hours as well

CAPMIKE said...

UH....EXCUSE ME BUT I'M NOT SURE AS TO HOW EXACTLY THAT WOULD BE A BAD THING?
HMMM WIFE WORKS I DON'T.......
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T FIND A NEGATIVE IN THERE
LOL

Anonymous said...

Freeloader, too.

Anonymous said...

Me either dude, before you got all argumentative I agreed you have a pretty cool life.

CAPMIKE said...

YOU KNOW I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE PROVIDE DOCUMENTATION THAT SAYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THIS GUY MUST BE JUST THE AGENTS BITCH..........
GO GET YER MASSA A PACK OF SMOKES AND COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN THE PROPER METHODS OF PSYCHOPATHIC ATTACK......

Anonymous said...

What's cool about it?

CAPMIKE said...

OH WAS THAT ARGUMENTIVE?
SORRY.......
QUIT PRETENDING TO BE ME AND WE'LL BE COOL.

Anonymous said...

CAPMIKE said...

YOU KNOW I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE PROVIDE DOCUMENTATION THAT SAYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.


Do you require documentation? We have already been falling into your traps and proving your points for you? Now you expect paperwork?
After I get back from getting my masters smokes I fully intend to pen a missive. It will read

CAPMIKE KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT

and here is the documentation.

And the documentation will included further Machiavellian archaic attacks, twisted words of yours, and lots of Gurdjieff quotes.

Anonymous said...

Which add up to nothing.

Anonymous said...

yes

Anonymous said...

YOKO"S HERE!!!!!!

CAPMIKE said...

AH BROKEN RECORDS........ANOTHER FINE PRODUCT BROUGHT TO YOU BY RONCO!!!
HOW IRONIC THAT IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO DISCREDIT,ESPECIALLY SOMETHING 70'S, THAT YOU ARE THE VERY THING YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DISCREDIT?

Anonymous said...

he never fucking stops! Is strbucks still open?

CAPMIKE said...

SHOULDA PACKED A LUNCH KID.....

Anonymous said...

I did, but the mistress ate it.

CAPMIKE said...

UH YEAH WE'VE USED THAT ONE ALREADY.HMMM IM A SOULESS NO NAMED NO BALLED PUNK WHO IS IN WAY OVER MY HEAD..........I KNOW I'LL ATTACK HIS WOMAN NOW.
THAT'S JUST TOTALLY BRILLIANT ON YOUR PART.....REALLY SHOWS YOU HAVE SOME INTELLECT.

Anonymous said...

Not once have you offered a productive thought, ____.

Why? to slow things down?

Anonymous said...

"you owe me a department capmike:"

OH REALLY?

CAPMIKE said...

HMMM WELL OBVIOUSLY MY PERSPECTIVE IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN YOURS.
BUT I UNDERSTAND.YOU CAN'T TEACH A DOG ALGEBRA,YOU CAN'T TEACH A PUNK HYPERDIMMENSIONAL REALITIES.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T EVER GET IT.
BUT EVEN ROCKS LEARN IT'S ALL ILLUSION.

Anonymous said...

There's more here than meets the McCartney Eye.

Anonymous said...

This is a fascinating blog, it's author obviously puts a lot of work into it and it's very well written. Most of the comments, however, are pretentious, nonsensical and mind-numbingly boring. It's a joy to stumble across the occassional coherent post, but it doesn't happen very often. This could be great, what's going on here?

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney rotten apple 74 screenshot http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/74/opd.jpg

Anonymous said...

http://www.stellamccartney.com/

Anonymous said...

NO MAM IT AIN'T NO ANAGRAM

InterStella Policemen said...

Stella's holding a Bible!?

Anonymous said...

NO Ann, IT AIN'T NO MAMOGRAM

Eye Ferget! said...

What was this thread about?

icur12 ! said...

Holy Carp! Stella's into that same reflect-ology that IamaphoneyyenohpamaI likes so much!

White Daisy Speedway said...

http://www.stellamccartney.com/us/en/lingerie/

Anonymous said...

IamaphoneyyenohpamaI



NICE!!!

Anonymous said...

no Dan, it ain't no Anna Gram

Anonymous said...

I Want To Hold Your Hand

Anonymous said...

The Stella McCartney three mirror images as her Homepage are interesting.

Anonymous said...

"This is a fascinating blog, it's author obviously puts a lot of work into it and it's very well written. Most of the comments, however, are pretentious, nonsensical and mind-numbingly boring. It's a joy to stumble across the occasional coherent post, but it doesn't happen very often. This could be great, what's going on here?"

There is a couple of kids that post multiple posts which are in starved for attention as well as in dire need of mental help.

Otherwise, there is the the sparse yet informative, intelligent, and insightful reply and/or link. Tafulong has a the attention of quite a few readers.

Anonymous said...

Very Walrus.

"Am i 6?" (British Intel) said...

"Tafulong has a the attention of quite a few readers."

Very Twee said...

That he do!

O-Reo-Oway-oh! said...

Jolly good show, Mr. Tafultong!
Her Majesty has taken quite an interest in it!

JJ Milne said...

Now we are Twee!

Bonnie Prince Charlie said...

I always read the Tafultong "Iamaphoney Blog" every night just before bed!

Cruella Blowes Parker said...

That's right! And sometimes he axes me to read it to him like 'is nanny did when he was just a little prince!

Bonnie Prince Charlie said...

Yes, but then the comments are so funny, and Mr. Tafultong's texts are so humorous, that we oft stay up past bedtime just laughing at what we've read!

Cruella BP said...

Tee hee! So true, Charles, so true!
Come here my little Kotex lover!
Tee hee hee!

The Queen Mum said...

It's DISGUSTING!!!

The Queen Mum said...

At least they could shut the door!

KLONG!!! said...

Quit eavesdropping, Mum! You know you're a pretty nice girl, but you haven't got a lot to say about it.

(Mum's Jealous) said...

How's a lizard supposed to get any sleep around here, with all of that - that - Raquette?!

The Queen Mum said...

I almost wish for the good old days of Princess Die, when Charles would have to sleep downstairs on the throne!

Klong!!! said...

Oh look Mum! Someone has bugged the castle! See? Our conversation is showing up on Mr. Tafultong's Iamaphoney Blog!

The Queen Mum said...

On WHAT!?

Klong!!! said...

Oh, you know! That interweb thingy!

Am I 6? said...

BZZZZZZAAAPT!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's a joke in it.

a voice rang through the castle said...

MR VERMOUTH,

PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.

thankyou

Jay Z said...

yo yo check it

i'ma part of a group so exclusive

ya'll just illusive

Wm Shakes peer said...

To be, or not to be, continued

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/iamaphoney

there are 13 total apart of the iamaphoney agenda

Paul McCartney said...

Now that I found out, I know I can cry.

Jesus is here

UH OH.

Paul McCartney said...

I wasn't expecting that one.

Oh wait, Aiwass.

Hello Messiah!

Joseph said...

the hard work paid off

really

Jeff Leland said...

Indeed it has.

Jeff Leland said...

You, You could say I created it.

Now I always check through the lyric to see how much is coming true.

It's a long road from here, 'till 2012.

Anonymous said...

connect the dots

i represent the 12th planet while ringo and paul represent saturn and the sun

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcGBM2RzTHo

Anonymous Tipster said...

It's a long way to Tipararry!

Neva A Straight Ansa said...

385 and holding

Eminem said...

I got one thing to say to Jeff Leland if he thinks he did this on his own.

You're John Lennon by popular demand

Anonymous said...

did we have a little tea party today?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is a fascinating blog, it's author obviously puts a lot of work into it and it's very well written. Most of the comments, however, are pretentious, nonsensical and mind-numbingly boring. It's a joy to stumble across the occassional coherent post, but it doesn't happen very often. This could be great, what's going on here?

May 24, 2009 2:59 AM

True but Tafultong himself has been guilty of being nonsensical, his excited post that someone was saying "Iamaphoney" in the background of a Ringo Starr video for example. Tafultong does a great job but he has his lapses in logic and even he would agree with that.

fatultong said...

No he wouldn't!

Ron Woods said...

Yes he would!

Polythene Pam said...

Would not!!

Robert Maple Thorpe said...

Would too!!!

Anonymous said...

NOT!

Anonymous said...

WOOD!!

Greek Chorus said...

(Otherwise, there is the the sparse yet informative, intelligent, and insightful reply and/or link.)

MMT Coach said...

Can we make it to 400, lads?!

Anonymous said...

Can!

Anonymous said...

Can't!

Little Engine that could said...

Can!

Anonymous said...

Page 3

FIRST!

Katie said...

Did!

Jeff Leland said...

You guys are boring.

Anonymous said...

oh look theres jesus

HI

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