Friday, May 8, 2009

Come On, My See-Saw Grandpa

As many of you have noticed, Grandfather Aleister has disappeared from YouTube. You all should know my mantra by now of "Nobody has ever been harmed by walking away from conspiracy theories," but I don't think that this was a planned exit.

In a previous exchange via YouTube, Grandfather did suggest that he was finishing up, however he hinted at some subject areas that had not yet been explored in his videos. He also wrote to me on May 3rd to thank me for mentioning his video #36 on the blog. At that time he gave no hint about this subsequent departure.

Grandfather Aleister had commented along the line that his use of scenes from films had caused some of his videos to be removed from YouTube. He didn't seem to be bothered by this, but maybe YouTube intensified its response to his liberal use of copyrighted material. When I see engaging clips from movies in YouTube, I often go out and rent or purchase the movie. I guess the Entertainment industry doesn't want people to purchase its products. That's a pity, because some of them are good.

I hope that Grandfather Aleister is able to regroup and complete his video project. I really believe that he was leading up to something worthwhile.

In the meantime, I offer these vids as a tribute to a good friend.







Somebody suggested that I was Grandfather Aleister, which is incorrect. I feel like I know him, but sometimes my arms bend back.

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Anonymous said...

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=978917#post978917

he strikes agaiN!

Anonymous said...

If nothing else, GFA introduced a lot of young kids to the greatest TV series of all time Twin Peaks.

Tafultong, that chewing gum you like is coming back in style.

Jesus Christ said...

Jesus Christ, since when did an account getting deleted become a funeral

Jeff Leland said...

The Lion Man is working on his rawr

Anonymous said...

Mikey, what happened?

MikeNL said...

Leland happened

Anonymous said...

Leland and pr0phet are changing PID.

ph0ney said...

I wonder who his gaurdian angel is

http://iamaphoney.blogspot.com/2009/02/paranormal-state.html

Do you figure?

John the Prophet!

Anonymous said...

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64555

breakthrough!

Anonymous said...

wow, phoneyphrophet knows how to spam!

Anonymous said...

" I feel like I know him, but sometimes my arms bend back."


huh?

Moo D Blooze said...

Ride my see-saw, Grandpa!

Stanley the K said...

GPA's best video:

Paul is Dead - 30 - We All Shine On #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsRYV8W70PI

Anonymous said...

D'OH!

Anonymous said...

I can wait another day....

Anonymous said...

http://www.paulisnotdead.com/blog1.php/2008/08/03/the-photographic-evidence

Anonymous said...

But Another Lonely Night
(And Another, And Another)

Might Take Forever

Anonymous said...

Some Important
Impresario
Has A Message For The Band

Take It Away

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWhuBAT2cY

Anonymous said...

pointless

Christ, you know it ain't easy. said...

Christ knows it ain't easy.

Anonymous said...

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

And many will say John or Paul or whomever is the Christ; and shall deceive themselves.

Anonymous said...

More pointlessness.

Anonymous said...

God has more imagination than this!

Anonymous said...

God has exactly this much imagination

Eye Opener said...

The one he wanted to be, is not the one he sees.

He sees John Lennon, but can HE be the Christ?

Anonymous said...

HE who?

The "reincarnation" said...

HIM

iMonkey said...

YouKnowMyName231
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Anonymous said...

Mother Mary fooled him like a fiddle

She loves him

Anonymous said...

Good afternoon, Jeff.

YKMN

Anonymous said...

that means nothing.

Anonymous said...

hey YNMY

do you?

Anonymous said...

hey YNMY

do you?

Jeff Leland said...

Good afternoon, You know my name.

Anonymous said...

Mother Mary fooled him like a fiddle



?

Charley Newports said...

her names in the name, really.

the fischerman loves you

Anonymous said...

A Rose by any other name . .

Anonymous said...

what is it you believe, jeff?

Anonymous said...

fisherman? or fischerman?

who is the fisherman?

Anonymous said...

The Fishes = Pisces
The Virgin = Virgo

Jeff Leland said...

I'm the fisher of men

Anonymous said...

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Some will deceive more than others.

Anonymous said...

so is that the game you are playing? it's over


anything else?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

There is more.

Anonymous said...

Always going back in time.

Auld Lang Syne my dear.

Through the year 1882.

Ask Simon Morley.

Jeff Leland said...

You haven't seen the prophecies of Christ I've written a while back, and they did happen to me.

Anonymous said...

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Anonymous said...

You aren't even in the script. Get it?

Anonymous said...

Neither do you

Anonymous said...

This is what the Lord Almighty says: "Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord.

Jeff Leland said...

The Lord is watching us, and if the people don't realize it soon, he will be judging us in 2012.

black magick said...

its you shes thinking of

and she told me what to say

Anonymous said...

2012?

Very trendy. The Illuminati have prepared you well, according to their schedule.

"But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

Anonymous said...

Hey Dad, pick up a quart of milk on the way home.

Anonymous said...

The bible quoter needs to read a little deeper.

The next voice you hear. . said...

Let us lie in wait for the righteous man, because he is inconvenient to us and opposes our actions; he reproaches us for sins against the law, and accuses us of sins against our training. He professes to have knowledge of God, and calls himself a child of the Lord. He became to us a reproof of our thoughts; the very sight of him is a burden to us, because his manner of life is unlike that of others, and his ways are strange. We are considered by him as something base, and he avoids our ways as unclean; he calls the last end of the righteous happy, and boasts that God is his father. Let us see if his words are true, and let us test what will happen at the end of his life; for if the righteous man is God's son, he will help him, and will deliver him from the hand of his adversaries. Let us test him with insult and torture, that we may find out how gentle he is, and make trial of his forbearance. Let us condemn him to a shameful death, for, according to what he says, he will be protected

Anonymous said...

read the rest of the bible

grandfatheraliester said...

What are you fools talking about?
I AM STILL ALIVE!
It was only the fake one who died!

http://www.youtube.com/user/grandfatheraliester

Anonymous said...

The girl already did it all

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The girl already did it all

May 9, 2009 2:14 PM


Look at the TIME

Anonymous said...

"I AM STILL ALIVE!" OMG

Eyewannaknow said...

Who the hell is Jeff Leland?

Anonymous said...

GFA - He knew too much.

:- O Untimely Death!

Thou hast slain me, villain!
Take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body, and give the letters which thous findest about me to Edmund Earl of Gloster.
Seek him out upon the British party.

I know thee well: a serviceable villain!
As duteous to the vices of thy mistress as badness would desire.

What, is he dead?!

Sit you down, grandfather; rest you.

Anonymous said...

"Look at the TIME"




different day, Babe. Let's keep it Kosher.

Anonymous said...

the leland thing pans out to be the father of Laura Palmer, more BS.

Anonymous said...

why would you accept any "other" artist's "interpretaion" of the truth other that what you experience as your own?

Anonymous said...

Leland = S3AN L3NNNON

Anonymous said...

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction
=user.viewProfile&friendID=8095546

Is this the guy?

Anonymous said...

who freaking CARES?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
" I feel like I know him, but sometimes my arms bend back."


huh?

May 9, 2009 6:05 AM

Famous line from Twin Peaks. Cooper in the red room dream sequence.

BTW: Laura Palmer was HOT!!!!!!!!

Aja told me to tell you said...

ZZZzzzzz

Anonymous said...

I wonder what the fireman is doing tonight.

Where is he, anyway?

Anonymous said...

Oh wait!

freaky version for the die HARDS:
¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ 'əɥ sı əɹəɥʍ

Paul and John said...

more sheep would be nice

Anonymous said...

I have respect for Grandfather Aleister though we talked just a few times in private. Hopefully, he'll be back again.

Anonymous said...

name one redeeming quality?


you know, for the "book"

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for the Aja-vs- Faulconsnowjob bikini and high heels wrestling match. As far as I'm concerned THIS is the revelation I'm waiting for.

Anonymous said...

One redeeming quality...

He has the vision to think outside the norms and not get stuck in the mire of the status quo.

The book is already written, we just turn to the next page in life.

Anonymous said...

"I'm still waiting for the Aja-vs- Faulconsnowjob bikini and high heels wrestling match. As far as I'm concerned THIS is the revelation I'm waiting for."

I'll bring the cameras, you'll bake the sandwiches!

shephard said...

another "sheep"

Anonymous said...

i miss gramps, he made me at least laugh with the spooky videos and then being so cordial to everyone who commented. scary videos and manners, interesting combination.

goodbye and goodnight grandfather where ever you are

IamayourfatherLuke said...

Manners? Ha! I heard he went over to the DARK SIDE with iamaphoney to bring the rest of the 7 Seal Apocalypse Suitcases!

yshiva10 for vice president said...

Damn it to hell who is going to make the popcorn interim videos between the iaap ones now that gfa is dead?

My vote, yshiva10
Sandwich videos for the munchies!

more starwars less twinpeaks said...

what really happened to gfa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCyZ2P9bCA

more starTREK no starwars said...

uhhh, i beg to differ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFyl4GxBzEw

GFA saw that the pods were overloading and the dilithium crystals needed to be changed, so he sacrificed himself.

PID iamaphoney wannabe constitution said...

yshiva10 for vice president said...

Damn it to hell who is going to make the popcorn interim videos between the iaap ones now that gfa is dead?

My vote, yshiva10
Sandwich videos for the munchies!

May 9, 2009 9:20 PM


Havent you read the PID constitution???? the line of succession goes to MikeNL The Speaker of the House

yshiva10 is too busy 'ducking someones mother in the a**'

Re: yhshvh10's videos
Reply #4 on May 7, 2009, 8:18pm

thanks for making a (worthless and ineffectual) thread about my vids- I apreciate your oppinion and I'll try to keep the visually offensive product coming...while ducking your mother in the a**hole!

judes mom said...

Jude has such nice friends.

Anonymous said...

Star Wars is Star Trek for morons.

Twin Peaks makes Star Wars look like Small Wonder.

if u seek charley said...

la la la

i'm so cool

Anonymous said...

that chap is rude! why bring someone's mother into it?

Anonymous said...

That should be "Charlie", no?

Anonymous said...

So you figured out that Charley can read your mind from prison also?

Anonymous said...

Nothing but crickets in the ghost town

Anonymous said...

Mike, we are going to miss your videos.

Anonymous said...

how can gfa been a "grandfather" when he was only 1 year old?

Garrison Keillor said...

Been drinking heavily at the grandfatheraleister wake tonight, we were singing Beatles tunes and trying to spot vw beetles in old movies, just like he used to do. Sanguine111 got up and talked about grandfather's life, couldn't understand a word he said, but it looked cool on our phones. resultindoom4you kept looking for the corpse so he could burn it at the stake and get the witches out of it. At least we proved once and for all the grandfather wasn't Tafultong, as Tafultong did the entire coopers dream reversed Twin Peaks sequence from memory, doing all three parts.
When he said "but my arms bend back" it was amazing, and spooky, just like a grandfatheraleister video.
By the end(or the begining?) when Taf danced like the Little Man from Another Place, there was not a dry eye in the house. Later we all tried whistling in our empty beer bottles to make that "wooooooshing" sound from grandfathers video. Resultindoom4you threatened us that as "witches" making "witch sounds" in our "magic"(with a K) empty bottles we were also subject to burning at the stake as well. Vince threw a Suitcase full of his self published novels at him and knocked him out.
Someone made a "Paperback writer" joke. Nice shot Vince!
Maybe if we empty some more bottles the "wooooooshing sound" will sound better(?) Maybe the whiskey bottles.........

Back to drinking...got that sneaker pimps "6 underground" song that he used in one video playing as we lower the casket into the cold hard earth.

There was talk of a reading from a WILL, a scroll the started with the words "Do What Thou Wilt" and ended with "Love under Will". Maybe later. Some speculate that he left all of the estate to MikeNL, who is strangely absent from the grandfatheraleister wake tonight for some unknown reason. Don't know why he isn't here.

Anonymous said...

But you need a body for a wake!

Anonymous said...

Be nice to your Mother today. And if you don't have one, be nice to someone else's Mother today!

Anonymous said...

Sunday driving
Not arriving
On our way back home

Lois Penny La(i)ne said...

You mean, Mike is Superman?
Who woulda thunkit?

Anonymous said...

not me?

olimpicus said...

all my support to GFA

Anonymous said...

GFA is in fear counseling therapy.

It's a 28 day program. Hang in there GFA and let it GO!

The Fireman said...

Every shoe leads to heaven.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But you need a body for a wake!

May 10, 2009 6:54 AM


This is the INTERNET! You don't need to have a body! Besides it was a damn good excuse to drink

And GFA would have wanted it that way

Either you have a problem with drinking or you have a problem honoring the phoney death of a fake internet character! And that aint too cool

2 cool 4 U said...

1882 = Tesla

cooler than the air said...

" you need a body for a wake!"

say it faster

Woe B Gone said...

Wow! Garrison Keillor even!
I knew Grandfather had friends in high places!

iamjoker said...

sanguine111
Joined: December 28, 2007
Last Sign In: 59 seconds ago
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Channel Views: 1,521


busted

Anonymous said...

Uh.. no!


iamaphoney
Joined: July 23, 2006
Last Sign In: 13 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 6,712
Subscribers: 1,054
Channel Views: 204,330

busted!

Anonymous said...

why did vince even have a suitcase?

Anonymous said...

Dont you people have mothers?
Get out of teh basement and get your mom some flowers!

not vince but similar dvd's said...

Vince said...

The subject, VENTURE BROS (of course). The episode?

"Eeny, Meeny, Miny....Magick"





I'd like to ask what the hell was up with the Andy Griffith theme playing when Hank looked in the portal but uh. . .I suspect I'm better off not knowing.

Anonymous said...

Get out of teh basement and get your mom some flowers!

May 10, 2009 1:28 PM

I fear for the english language, someday "the" will be spelled "teh".

Anonymous said...

Pretty dang hillarious. I hope this keeps up.

Anonymous said...

Only you, can make this change in me. For it's true. You are my destiny. When you hold my hand, I understand the magic that you do. You're my dream come true, my one and only you.

John's cover of course.

Lil'Lennon said...

Here comes the SON, do do do do.

Scientist Jude said...

there's only one man who can make lil'lennon sound as groovy as it does.

Anonymous said...

the more people think Lennon is re-incarnated

the more i begin to wonder if its true

go ph0ney!

yoko ono said...

make a wish !

jojo needs his mojo said...

jojo's getting ready to come back

Loretta said...

Come back, Loretta!

Mutherless in Seattle said...

"Get out of teh basement and get your mom some flowers!"

Why?

Anonymous said...

I'll just steal some from this arrangement someone left for gramps!

See how they run from the man with the gun said...

He would say that.

wordsmith.org said...

Grandfather Aleister:

A A earned Rest Fright
A A Leader Stern Fright
A A Reread Rents Flight
A A Retarder Self Thing
A A Arrested Fern Light
A A Shafted Renter Girl
A A Strafed Herring Let
A A Farted Lighten Errs
A A Heralding Fret Rest
A A Hanged Left Stirrer
A A Angled Refer Thirst
A A Dangler Ethers Rift
A A Gnarled Tether Firs
A A Gnarled Serf Hitter
A A Strangled Frier The
A A Garden Fresh Litter
A A Danger Ethers Flirt

imagine he's here said...

our future leader will be

Anonymous said...

leland?

I found out said...

you found out?

SHOES said...

This is what he has to choose.

Shoes

That's what he's gota choose.


Well, he said JL's shoes. . .

Anonymous said...

Them's mighty big shoes ta fill (tong)!

Anonymous said...

happy mothers day

mary. .

Anonymous said...

charley newports would be proud if she saw this

charley newports said...

i've tried my best to be her

but i couldnt

jeff leland said...

happy mothers day

Anonymous said...

=/

1:41 said...

they found the messiah

Anonymous said...

messiah = i am shes

Anonymous said...

Grandfather, come back!

Anonymous said...

dang chil\'drens


how soon they forget!

Heidi said...

ohhh Grand Father! REALLY?

The joker said...

Here come Apollo he come groovin' up slowly.

karma said...

what in the world she thinkin of

laughin in the face of love

Anonymous said...

Vince said...

My wife's favorite line?
"I'm practicing to be a boyfriend!"

Good times.

That's all.

Rest in... where ever your beliefs force you too grandfatheraleister



~vince


ACCEPT NO SUBSITUTE!

May 10, 2009 1:15 PM


This is not me!
My posts are never THAT LONG....
My wife can't stand the Venture Bros., AND..
I always thought John Charles (YouKnowMyName4321 or whatever numbers came after it) had cooler vid's.

Still on my LOST kick, though. They got a character named Richard Alpert.... turns out there is a REAL Richard Alpert; he wrote BE HERE NOW, giving Mr. George the inspiration to wrote the song of the same name!

To the guy who wrote this:
"Hey! You do a pretty good impersonation of me. Nice fingernail polish! Show the cameras so every one can see." -Frank Zappa.

Have a happy day.

vince

puppet leader said...

hope they get up and dance

Anonymous said...

How many men sleep in full pyjamas? huh?

Freaky clue #1

magickian said...

o0ooo, i'm good.

Anonymous said...

da da dada da da da da da da da da da..........

Christian identity said...

the sheep are in white

saygnight said...

We found the messiah 1:41

Mr Eastman said...

get your ass in the shearing pen - IT"S time!

beatle? said...

time?

Air Studios said...

There are seven levels


4 + 3 = 7

Dr. Winston O'Boogie said...

I should be as groovy as Jesus in 2012

Charley Newports 1882 said...

Good morning, young Charley, it's 1882.

Mr Lightbearer said...

we are getting closer to the return

Anonymous said...

pointless, again

Anonymous said...

Where's the mule?

size 8 said...

SHOES!

Anonymous said...

888

Anonymous said...

whatever


small!

Anonymous said...

2012 : NO

won't happen


small

H W BUSH said...

Los Zapatos

Anonymous said...

Grandfather told us 2009 would be the end.

Anonymous said...

F GFA

Anonymous said...

( I said that, HW BUSH SO.......)

Anonymous said...

Don't you miss me?

Anonymous said...

I miss ....You!

Anonymous said...

oh please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkc3eRdHOJY said...

please please me

Anonymous said...

pffffffffffffftttttttttttt

jeff leland said...

this grandpa talk is pointless

Anonymous said...

No man will no the day or the hour...

...don't believe you have the inside track on God's plan.

..as a Christian, your job is to spread the good news not sabotage it with numerous dates and numerous promises you are in no position to keep.

That is anti-Christ not Christ-like and you KNOW better.

Son of God said...

How did I know they were the anti-christ?

Oh thats right. .

Bible facts said...

"For false Christs and Prophets will rise and show great signs to decieve"

Only the illuminati is capable of making "False Messiahs"

And Britney Spears is a perfect example.

come together everyone! said...

here's another false christ who failed after he was released

messenger of God said...

there's only one man who knows this

jeff leland said...

Anonymous said...
You aren't even in the script. Get it?

That really isn't up to you.

Christ said...

is coming

Anonymous said...

Unless this particular Christ that Leland refers to and, for that matter, Iamaphoney's PID theories and the entire PID universe exist in an alternate reality just like in the new Star Trek film.

Oh shit! Did I spoil it for you?

The Late, Great, GFA said...

"jeff leland said...
this grandpa talk is pointless"

O RLY?

Leland said...

I was reffering to the fact that it's stupid that people go around saying "pointless" on here, then they go saying how much they miss him.

No offence to him. I loved him, but still, it's not like he really died.

Anonymous said...

True. It's like having a tv show getting cancelled. Some people around here take this stuff waaaaaaayyyyy too seriously.

Twin Freaks said...

The bug ran aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle!
With Grandfather,
Jeff Leland too.
tafultong and his wife,
a movie star, (Laura Palmer)
Bern and Vince ass well,
Right here on Iamaphoney Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
there here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's all an uphill climb.
The first mate and his S3an L3nnon too
will do their very best,
to make the others comf'terble
in their tropic island nest.

No phone ,no lights, no motor car,
not a single luxury
like Robinson Crusoe
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each day my friends,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castaways
here on Iamaphoney Isle!

Jeff Leland said...

Where have I heard that before?

Anonymous said...

Lets see, GFA disappears and Suspicious fire guts Charles Manson's remote Death Valley hide-out...



http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-barker-ranch8-2009may08,0,5741963.story


Now do you know, someone out there, that someone out here can read minds?

and the fireman rushes in said...

from the pouring rain, very strange!

Anonymous said...

In the late 1960s, the Manson gang roamed the barren Death Valley landscape in dune buggies and prepared for "Helter Skelter," a race war that Manson was trying to spark. The phrase was taken from a Beatles song, which Manson believed was encoded with predictions that the conflict would destroy modern civilization. Manson and his followers planned to survive by living in a tunnel, then emerge as leaders of a new world order.

Anonymous said...

I guess this means it must be time for Roman Polanski to sleep with another underage girl.

Sequitor Quote said...

Goes back to the top of the slide....

Anonymous said...

Now they need to plow the ruins under and sow the ground with salt.
Evil calls to evil, my friends.

Anonymous said...

Now do you know, someone out there, that someone out here can read minds?

May 10, 2009 10:05 PM


What the F**K you talking about Willis?

Anonymous said...

it would seem IAAP is no good at BBQ-ing

Anonymous said...

This is from another forum:

CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

And it would seem he's no good a BBQ-ing, either.

The comment is in reference to the Barker Ranch burning down recently.

Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

I guess this means it must be time for Roman Polanski to sleep with another underage girl.

Oh, and this quote is on the other forum, too. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkiz6S2LWkM

Anonymous said...

Freaks

Anonymous said...

my mother thought the trip would do him good

FIREMAN said...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRcmxKvVY9MRViyfmpYWBpqYBuMAD981MKPG0

so, i lit a fire, isn't it good?

Iamaphoney likes playing with matches

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