Sunday, January 2, 2011

Subscription Issue #2

Wooh, I'm feeling like Derek Taylor writing the liner notes to "Pussycats." Sorry, I have not been around due to personal and professional commitments. But, I do intend to keep writing this blog as long as it continues to save lives. Oh my dear stars. I am living in a nether nether world. Sorry Gloria.

With apologies, I must note that the second installment of the Iamaphoney subscription series surprised me in some ways. My impression was that the first avalanche was intended to be a jump start for subscribers, but I thought after that, I would just be paying for new Rotten Apple episodes. Imagine my reaction to the unexpected digital truckload of stuff that appeared in the Private Cloud restricted area of the ARE3RA web site.

As hinted at previously, it looks like the plan was to include subscribers in the "inner circle" to some degree. The "raw evidence" is being presented so that we can do our own research and come to our own conclusions, as long as we are willing to turn over our free will when the time comes. So, the second installment included independently produced features shared to subscribers For Research Purposes Only. One item in particular that I will not name was a relatively recent commercial release. That item gets my vote for the stupidest entry in the "Paul Is Dead" genre. That, along with a certain book that reads like a bad term paper cause me to scratch my head and ask why these things can be in stores when Iamaphoney is relegated to YouTube and Vimeo. Other supporting documents included a film that gives insight into who buried Paul McCartney and made Russ Gibb freak, a compilation of Crowley moments, and Brian MoriARTy's "Who Buried Paul" lecture (Sorry, couldn't resist).



But it doesn't stop there. One of the most interesting features was about two minutes of Victor Spinetti interview footage. Unlike the Emilio Lari footage, I can't say that this can be considered raw or unedited. It appears to be deliberately edited to correspond to the Iamaphoney agenda, but it's still quite fun to watch.



One other item is the fourth "oldies" compilation in documentary format. Much of this footage was pulled from YouTube at one point, but then uploaded by others.

I wasn't sure what to expect, but I was satisfied with this second installment of the subscription series. We'll see where it goes from here.

A couple other videos of interest have appeared on YouTube recently.

Grandfather Aleister is back with Helter Skelter 2011 - Part 1. You can find it by clicking the link or following the hand signals of your third base coach.

And for those obsessed with the life of one Arron Swaffar, we have Project Consciousness: 02 My journey so far. He really seems to want to slip you the answer.

I'm afraid I must go. You have the rest of your lives, but I have an hour to catch a plane. Happy New Year.

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Anonymous said...

oops!

Anonymous said...

Just 198 to go!

Arron Michael Swaffar said...

The nutters next video is out on project consciousness :D enjoy x

http://thenuttersproductions.blogspot.com/

Yoda Cookies said...

Did you see the crap makeup on the Saito character in Inception? World class film professionals and he looks like Yoda.

January 25, 2011 1:56 PM



what if they wanted him to look like Yoda..... EVER THINK OF THAT?
and if you watch it in HD you can really see the whiskers on that guy, pretty stupid, BUT MAYBE INCEPTION WAS PLANTED IN YOU!!!!!!!

wake up or you too will look like Yoda

Anonymous said...

Rock and roll, Yoda!

Anonymous said...

May the Force be with you!

Anonymous said...

and also with you!

Anonymous said...

And may the farce be with U2 !

Anonymous said...

"We're a con as well. We know we're conning them, because people want to be conned. They've given us freedom to con them . . .People think the Beatles know what's going on. We don't. We're just doing it. People want to know what the inner meaning of "Mr Kite" was. There wasn't any. I just did it. I shoved a lot of words together then shoved some noise on. I just did it. I didn't dig that song when I wrote it. I didn't believe in it when I was doing it."

John Lennon

uh, excuse me smartypants, but we aren't here to listen to what outsiders like Lennon or McCartney have to say about the Beatles. This is about what Danish musicians, alienated conspiracy theorists, and lonely middle aged women think. That's the kind of authority we look to, because the last people I trust when it comes to what the Beatles believed are the Beatles.

Liars, all of them.

pants on fire said...

People want to know what the inner meaning of "Mr Kite" was. There wasn't any. I just did it. I shoved a lot of words together then shoved some noise on.

And if you believe that, there's a bridge in Madison county I'd... etc.

Emily Poster said...

Hey! Leave us lonely middle aged women out of it!
Where's your Foorp?

Ugly Rita said...

That's right!
♫ Mr. Smartypants, just who do you think you are; Mr. Smartypants ♫

See Emily post! said...

the floyds

A 'Fail!' from Grace said...

Your eyes
Your eyes may look like his,
but in your mind, baby
I'm afraid you don't know where it is!

(but I like the psychedelic flames!)

Anonymous said...

People want to know what the inner meaning of "Mr Kite" was. There wasn't any. I just did it. I shoved a lot of words together then shoved some noise on.

Yeah SURE John. We know it's all in code for us fans (wink wink). I know, you got most of the words off of a circus poster. But the guy that wrote that circus poster was probably a Mason.

a show tonight on TRAMPOLINE?!?

I know what you're getting at.

I'm gonna keep reading those lyrics and studying little pictures on the MMT album until I have ANSWERS that will change my life!

I'm not working at CVS forever you know.

CVS said...

Who is?
We're moving our operations to China!

SatoGa said...

Access all key.

Anonymous said...

Gold Key Comics

WNYC said...

820

Basement MILF Lover said...

uh, excuse me smartypants, but we aren't here to listen to what outsiders like Lennon or McCartney have to say about the Beatles. This is about what Danish musicians, alienated conspiracy theorists, and lonely middle aged women think.

January 26, 2011 6:47 AM


hear hear! what do those mother f*&king MILF's think?

My theory?

Sex. Thats all they think about.

I am talking to all those lonely middle aged women out there....

We should get together baby, I could live in your basement.

I HAVE SAVED MY VIRGINITY FOR YOU!

all the lonely MILFs said...

Save it for another day!

We love you BEATLES
Oh yes we do
We don't love anyone
As much as you
When you're not near to us
WE'RE BLUE!
Oh Beatles we love you!

No others need apple-y!

Anonymous said...

Are we done yet?

Anonymous said...

Sure looks that way.

Any damn place! said...

:-)

Anonymous said...

Any damn place! said...




so THAT'S where that line comes from!

no one explains anything around here.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, are we done?

Anonymous said...

828

Anonymous said...

DEWSbury Road !


lol

Anonymous said...

Any damn place!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Aaron, you can't wear the top hat!

Anonymous said...

No, gaga. Not you either.

Anonymous said...

833

Yoko Noshow said...

not lady GaGa?!

Anonymous said...

"I've done the work for you, unworthy haters!

it's so simple, all you have to do is LOOK.

why do I have to be such a messianic figure around here? I hate that. I'd rather be ignored and do my spiritual work in solitude."

anonymous response:
it is simple, and be careful who you mock. Might just bite you in the ass later.

Actually I am careful about whom I mock and any human being is fair game, especially someone who is clearly a thin-skinned defensive wacko who uses threatening language (which is the opposite of the language someone more spiritually enlightened would employ). If you think you are something other or greater than a human being I'm going to mock you even more with full confidence that God approves.

see you at Comicon!

and CVS!

Anonymous said...

Oh, no Kraft dinner for you!

Anonymous said...

Well, didn't learn anything about the Beatles or Paul, but I did learn that there will always be a small percentage of people that will believe virtually anything.

Anonymous said...

838

unCultured Club said...

BOY GEORGE IS A MUCH BETTER SINGER THEN 98 % OF THE CRAPPY SINGERS WE HEAR ON THE AIRWAVE TODAY!!
GO BOY GEORGE! KICK ASS!
YOU ARE THE BEST; WHO CARES ABOUT TODAYS AMERICAIN IDOL FLOPPERS?

snot-nosed kidd said...

Who's Culture Club and why do we care?

Girl Scouts Cut Back Cookies said...

no more:
Thank U Berry Much
Dulce de Leche

Scaffold said...

No more Thank U Berry Much?

its time said...

refresher course

its time pt2 said...

here's part 2

Anonymous said...

845

Anonymous said...

846

the count said...

847!

Anonymous said...

hey Brainvision Films:

try more brain and less vision

Anonymous said...

he's going to get mad when we rip on him too now

lol

LODGE4444 said...

Is it really possible that Paul is into Magick?

January 24, 2011 6:28 PM

If he is I would think he would use it to get everyone to buy his next album so he'd be #1 in the charts again.

Anonymous said...

That, or he could put in more clues that he's dead! :-)

Talking World War III Blues said...

just sayin'

Veritas with sugar on top said...

is the rumor that when we get 1,000 comments here taf will write a new blog post and iamaphoney will release a new video for everyone outside the private cloud true???

please please please!?

Anonymous said...

854

Anonymous said...

855

Anonymous said...

856

Anonymous said...

857

858 said...

858

859 said...

859

860 LOVE/CODE said...

the 860 love code, when you mirror it you can see it

Anonymous said...

Mirror it.

WAEC said...

86 it

Willow Smith Is Hot Hot Hot! said...

kiddie porn

The Biebs hangs with Willow Smith said...

Oh yeah

Get this party started! said...

you first!

Anonymous said...

Paul who?

Anonymous said...

The victim can be told that “God” is telling them to do something. And who sets himself up as “god”? –the cult programmer.

now, WHO are you, exactly? ?

realy tryin 2 get it rite this time said...

IHVH = 26 = sum of the numbers of the Tree of Life (1+6+9+10=26) Abrahadabra = DBR (root) = 206 = Oracle or Word of Power that emanates from the Ru, the feminine Gateway of the Word of Light. DBR = Khepsh, hider thigh of Great Magic Power. Abrahadabra is consequently the dymanic or magical expression of IHVH, the elevenfold (Daath) Word that vibrates in Daath behind the veil or Cloud of the Abyss (DBR also=a cloud). It is the magic spell that reunites the Yod (lost phallis of Osiris) and the Eve of Eden, represented as the daughter or final He of IHVH. The daugther is the 'blue lidded daughter of sunset'. Blue lidded because blue is the color of the waters of space represented by the Abyss; sunset because the solar fire sinks into the abyss and is extinguished in the Place of Annihilation on the pyre which is the cremation ground or flower strewn yoni (cremation as all consuming, flowers as kalas or flowings of yoni) of Kali or Eve. Eve is the manifestation and therefore the reflection of the Ain (one, or yoni) as the Nia or daughter of sunset.

Anonymous said...

Eve is the manifestation and therefore the reflection of the Ain (one, or yoni) as the Nia or daughter of sunset.

blah blah blah.

WHCU said...

870 Ithaca

W
Home of
Cornell
University

There's A Place said...

;-)

Anonymous said...

Khepsh, godess of the North, Nuit-Typhon, the nightside of Eden. Her emblem is the crooked sword, scythe or scimitar which revolves in the heavens making circles of time by cutting off periods. The sword kept the 'way of the tree of life' (genesis 3,24) thus establishing Time in Chaos. Paradise was created by cutting off the chaos of timelessness and establishing order in the cosmos: 'and the pillar is established in the void'.

Anonymous said...

Khepsh, godess of the North, Nuit-Typhon, the nightside of Eden. Her emblem is the crooked sword, scythe or scimitar which revolves in the heavens making circles of time by cutting off periods. The sword kept the 'way of the tree of life' (genesis 3,24) thus establishing Time in Chaos. Paradise was created by cutting off the chaos of timelessness and establishing order in the cosmos: 'and the pillar is established in the void'.


the ancients: when in doubt, make up stories and create symbolism.

blue lidded daughter of sunset said...

Hurry Up

Anonymous said...

It's always someone else you see.



Why?

Anonymous said...

The sword kept the 'way of the tree of life'



Big fucking time.


You got a problem wit that?


The sword is in the STONE, dudes.

home?

it's leads to the door said...

The tree is on the the long and winding...

wandering free said...

Kicking is doors, all day long.


No one cares.



all we can do is watch the sun set? even as it rises?

Anonymous said...

Blue lidded because blue is the color of the waters of space



so, why are we not Home yet?



what part escapes you?

"Above, the gemmed azure is ..."



how much can you refuse in one day?

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah




really?

too bad, then.

Coming en pointe, like you didn't know.

i said...

Paul, I really want to come home. Please.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous i said...

Paul, I really want to come home. Please.

Paul? hahahaha well you won't find him here o deluded one. And don't ask pop stars for things, especially things they obviously can't give you. He has his own problems.

do what Lennon said, live your own life and leave the f-ing Beatles out of it.

Anonymous said...

More to the point, why DOES everybody have a bomb?

Bombs Away! said...

peace

Big brother is watching! :-) said...

What do eye see at 2:16 - 2:19?

2:41, 2:46 said...

Mirrored McCartneys

Faded flowers wait in a jar
'til the evening is complete

Anonymous said...

What do eye see at 2:16 - 2:19?

keyholio

Ricky Jar Vase said...

"We actually came over on the same flight. I didn't get to speak to [Paul] because I was up front in first class. He was behind me in coach. Saving money. He spent an awful lot last year."

Flying Coach said...

Lonely driver...carrying the load.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:03 it's a round table

Anonymous said...

The time is NOW.

Really

Starboard Home said...

And It's first class from here out!

Let's GO!

Hen E Youngman said...

Take it away, please.

Anonymous said...

There's no one else around!

By a darkened corner seat said...

I have a message for the Band:

Now! No!w Now!

Anonymous said...

Lonely driver...carrying the load.

A beetle nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

yes


now move friggin' ass

IT IS NOW!

IWASYOU said...

Lonely driver...carrying the load.

A beetle nonetheless.



all you have to do is
"let it be"

oh. and by the way! said...

C'mon

I KNOW you want to go!

Anonymous said...

SUCH A JOY!

Come, and be, with ME said...

{to the World}



don't you 'get it"?

Daddy don't take said...

I can read the writing on the wall

Anonymous said...

'Til you fall down dead, she said.

Sweet Home Chicago said...

C'mon
I KNOW you want to go!

I said, "Come on, baby don't you want to go?"
Sweet home: Chicago

Stevie was right! :-D

Anonymous said...

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE


WHEN

SHE'S G O N E

Anonymous said...

ONE AN' ONE IS TWO

TWO AND TWO IS- FOR

I SEE SEE MY SWEET BROTHER JAMES, WALKING THOUGH THAT DOOR!

Anonymous said...

James, want to go Home.


Really

Anonymous said...

I say now.


Don't argue.

Please, stop arguing.

We're on a Miss Sion said...

NOW!

Nova Ember said...

911

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to shut the light off when you leave.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, but I'll always leave it on so you never stumble again.

NOW


let's move!

Man in the Looking Glass said...

Say Cheese!

Nova Ember said...

911

Oh, the days dwindle down to a precious few
September, November
And these few precious days I'll spend with you

Anonymous said...

greet to all friend i hear mental illness canada say is not should worry of broken glass because only one bad luck per level not so bad price compare to kraft late for dinner but only if yoda win golden globe for shake of best light saber then have leverage at contract renew time instead of have to eat root stew in tiny swamp hut with whining little puke and ghost of overrated actor

Anonymous said...

goodbye

Anonymous said...

greet to all friend i hear mental illness canada say is not should worry of broken glass because only one bad luck per level not so bad price compare to kraft late for dinner but only if yoda win golden globe for shake of best light saber then have leverage at contract renew time instead of have to eat root stew in tiny swamp hut with whining little puke and ghost of overrated actor

January 30, 2011 10:27 PM

Either you tried really really really hard at trying to make some kind of cryptic wordplay which you failed at beyond belief, or you are completely retarded.

Whichever it may be, that has to be the DUMBEST post I have ever seen. That is extremely hard to do on this blog considering we've had a guy claiming to be John Lennon, a girl who claims that she knows who this person is and wants him to "come home" when she is the one that should be going home, and a bunch of people that believe Paul McCartney is Satan/God/Crowley himself.

So congrats, you have completely passed up all of them with that post.

Anonymous said...

Hello Todd.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of fucking time.

Time's Zoo Wasting said...

eye was so hard to please

you are completely retarded said...

There!

fucking time said...

Who needs it?

Anonymous said...

Hello Sweeney

Anonymous said...

Whichever it may be, that has to be the DUMBEST post I have ever seen. That is extremely hard to do on this blog considering we've had a guy claiming to be John Lennon, a girl who claims that she knows who this person is and wants him to "come home" when she is the one that should be going home, and a bunch of people that believe Paul McCartney is Satan/God/Crowley himself.

So congrats, you have completely passed up all of them with that post.


hahah being the other skeptic I applaud you dissing that post, although that had to be iamafunny or something. that had to be satire.

these kids are the evil ones. Sitting on their PCs googling and wikipedia-ing to find juvenile "connections" with Paul and Horus(!) and devising their endlessly lame pet theories about Paul being this or that or a woman or whatever. Nice detective work there, guys. Airtight stuff. Yeah, so the Imagine mosaic is stone, right? So it's the cornerstone from the bible. Or some such goofiness. I feel sorry for that girl who thinks Paul is cute and wants him to come home.

very sad indeed.

Anonymous said...

Role reversal, reverse psychology.
Alleged potential saviour vs alleged potential destroyer in this instance.

Anonymous said...

Funny, thought everyone wanted John to come home. Must have got me wires crossed somehow.

Sator Rotas said...

You were supposed to use the power for good.

You have failed to keep your side of the deal.

Better luck next time!

Anonymous said...

That's 'andy, 'arry.
Put it in the oven lol.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

Anonymous said...

If God is LOVE

and Love is CODE

CODE is God.

Anonymous said...

That's 'andy, 'arry.
Put it in the oven lol.



It's been in the oven a little too long.

Anonymous said...

First one in, Last one out.

Anonymous said...

Evil Dog?

I see your logic.

Anonymous said...

Dead dogs EYE

Far as the eye can see said...

Baby your a rich fag Jew!

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people?
Tuned to a natural E
Happy to be that way.
Now that you've found another key
What are you going to play?

Anonymous said...

Still labelling your pots and jars.

Anonymous said...

The god of this world has a distorted view of what the word 'love' means.
This fact will soon be known.

WYLD for Jaysus said...

940 New Orleans

Anonymous said...

The god of this world has a distorted view of what the word 'love' means.
This fact will soon be known.



Bring out your dead.

Anonymous said...

The god of this world has a distorted view of what the word 'love' means.
This fact will soon be known.

the god of this world?

Deuteronomy 4:39
The LORD he is God in heaven above, and upon the earth beneath: there is none else.

So if you're proposing a sort of demiurge thing (the creator of this world is not THE creator but a deluded god-like entity)I would say that's pretty much an allegory and not some physical fact.

Anonymous said...

If God is LOVE

and Love is CODE

CODE is God.

uh, who said Love is Code?

oh, you mean if you take a mirror and place it on the word LOVE and it sort of looks like the word code but only depending on the type of font?

try this: God is God. The rest is what you project onto Him. He is what He is and can't be described.

God is love, but not just love. Because he created Black Widow Spiders and helium and all sorts of stuff that hasn't much to do with love. Give the guy some credit. He's more than someone's doting mother.

Anonymous said...

The one who has been set up by others to be, in their eyes, the god of THEIR/this world, has accepted such a position at monumental cost to others.
No this 'god' is not the true God, and as previously stated, his version of love is both twisted and untrue.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, you do not understand very much.

Anonymous said...

“Look, he is coming with the clouds,”[b]
and “every eye will see him,
even those who pierced him”;
and all peoples on earth “will mourn because of him



























So shall it be! Amen.

Anonymous said...

"at monumental cost to others?"

Get out your checkbook.

threes company said...

1,000 comments = new iamaphoney movie

1,001 comments = new tafultong blog post

1,002 comments = too much, stop it already

1,003 comments = everything goes to the private cloud. really wish you hadn't posted three comments too many

Anonymous said...

The one who has been set up by others to be, in their eyes, the god of THEIR/this world, has accepted such a position at monumental cost to others.
No this 'god' is not the true God, and as previously stated, his version of love is both twisted and untrue.

Oh brother. Thanks for the stale "antichrist" scare tactic. There is no such dude. It's not Prince Charles or McCartney. Read Revelation carefully. No one comes close to the description of the Beast. And whose number is 666 (or 616 depending on which version).

Anonymous said...

Read Revelation carefully.

Why don't you?

"And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely."

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm coming soon!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm coming soon!

Hey guys, we found our Antichrist!

well, a lame blog version, but still . . .

Anonymous said...

You haven't found jack shit.

Anonymous said...

Thy Kingdom, Come.

Anonymous said...

Its got sod all to do with an AntiChrist figure.
As usual you are barking up the wrong tree. We are talking about a corrupt hierarchy system that exploits and abuses individuals and the masses in general, in a grotesque and largely unchallenged way, due to idiots like you allowing them to have a free rein.
And no-ones your brother you twat.
Carry on with your infantile disinfo.

Anonymous said...

huh?

Anonymous said...

Carry on with your infantile disinfo.

that would be you, babe.

Anonymous said...

We are talking about a corrupt hierarchy system that exploits and abuses individuals and the masses in general, in a grotesque and largely unchallenged way, due to idiots like you allowing them to have a free rein.

Maybe read some history. There has never been a moment in civilization when hierarchies did not exist that abused individuals, etc. You think it's bad now? Go back just decades ago when women couldn't vote. Go back a little farther when people owned SLAVES. Go back farther when the mass of the nations were under monarchies; go back to feudalism when you wouldn't have been able to own anything let alone your little iPod and your PC.

spoiled little kids.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kids, just rolled in...heard there was a party here. So, where it be?

we iz WHAK! said...

960 Roger's City, Michigan

Dave's not here! said...

It be in the back room, behind closed doors!

Code said...

CODE is God

--.
---
-..

Hey! You!! said...

1,003 comments = everything goes to the private cloud.

Get offa my cloud!

Jimmy Offa said...

(The H is silent.)

This could be the last time said...

I don't know...

Don't mess with Mick! said...

or else!

Anonymous said...

big storm a-commin'

Anonymous said...

968

Anonymous said...

Call it ransom.

Anonymous said...

This guy ran some.

Anonymous said...

Sure did!

Anonymous said...

972

Anonymous said...

threes company said...
1,000 comments = new iamaphoney movie

1,001 comments = new tafultong blog post

1,002 comments = too much, stop it already

1,003 comments = everything goes to the private cloud. really wish you hadn't posted three comments too many

January 31, 2011 11:23 AM



remember the old days, when we could get 5,000 comments in a week?

yeah, me too.

Anonymous said...

so if we write 3 comments over 1,000 THE WHOLE THING GOES TO THE PRIVATE CLOUD???!?

Let me write those 3 comments.
Would love to deprive those cheap skates out there who have been freeloading off of the Revelation bandwagon and will not pay their fairshare.

Ever read the Pied Piper?

Anonymous said...

$6.66 could feed an african family steak for a week.

YOU CANT PRIVATE CLOUD THE STEAK!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Not to worry.

Anonymous said...

$6.66 could feed an african family steak for a week.

Yeah, if you mean those "steak" breakfast sandwiches at McDonalds.

Eye'm the Pied Piper said...

Ever read the Pied Piper?

Follow me!

Anonymous said...

Nairobi NEEDS STEAK!!!

Anonymous said...

a suitcase full of steak could save a country

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
a suitcase full of steak could save a country

January 31, 2011 8:42 PM


SEND EGYPT!!
only iamaphoney could release the suitcase steak to save the mid-east!!

THANK YOU IAMAPHONEY

4 lack of a steak Egypt lost said...

the shy star was momentarily transformed into arrogance incarnate and astonished the conservative music press of the period by his suggestion that he had written 80 songs of better quality than those of The Beatles.[6] Other stars were also waved aside as St. Peters announced that he was better than Elvis Presley: "I'm going to make Presley look like the Statue of Liberty . . . I am sexier than Dave Berry and more exciting than Tom Jones . . . and the Beatles are past it". Outraged readers denounced him in letters columns. However, St. Peters' comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek

Steak um, Dano! said...

not berry punny!

Well he was close.... said...

"I'm going to make Presley look like the Statue of Liberty"

Close, but no cigar.

Anonymous said...

If only those dirty Gyptians would give up the silly practice of eating pork and switch to iamasteak

no wonder they are rioting and God is punishing us for not forcing them to eat steak stuffed in suitcases.

May I also point out

EGYPT HAS RENTAL CARS AVAILABLE, YELLOW MUSTANGS IF NECESSARY.

Also, they have pyramids.

Such a glaring omission that iamaphoney had in showcasing CERN and completely NEGLECTING EGYPT.

Remember how the old Rotten Apple movies showed PYRAMIDS?

You lost your roots man.

Iamaphoney listen to me, you need to get to Egypt. Bring steak in several suitcases. Leave them around Cairo. Video this process. Put the videos on Youtube, NOT THE PRIVATE CLOUD.

God damn it man, THERE IS STILL TIME

Anonymous said...

In 17 comments you will be at 1,003 comments and everything in the universe will revert to a private cloud. Skip Tafultong blog post, skip new iamaphoney movie, and go directly to jail.

There is no steak in jail gentlemen.

Only bologna

Anonymous said...

Will there be a subscription Issue #3?

Eat like an Egyptian said...

In heaven there is no steak?!

The Bangles could save EgypT said...

Phoney and the Bangles

Eye can see it now!

Edgar KC said...

You know what's under the Sphynx's paw, don't you?

A suitcase!

The Sphinx said...

Here's a riddle for ya!

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon,
and 3 legs in the evening?

'Old Leo' said...

Give up?

Phoney Guesser said...

IT'S TIME!

Anonymous said...

Will there be a subscription Issue #3?

January 31, 2011 9:10 PM

not if you overcomment..

1,003 is not the way to get #3.

STOP AT 1,000!!!!

The Walmart said...

What? No!

The Eggplant said...

The Carpenter!

I'm Dickens said...

He's Fenster!

Anonymous said...

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon,
and 3 legs in the evening?

January 31, 2011 9:22 PM



steak would. i know steak would do that. i am sure of the answer.

someday when all this is over, and Egypt cools down from the smoking ruin, we will eat steak there my friend.
under the paw of the Sphinx.

Reading the secret
library with Edgar Cayce

Anonymous said...

SLOW DOWN, DONT GO OVER 1,000!!!

Anonymous said...

999

Hookah Smokin' Caterpillars said...

Did ya see them UFOs flashing their lights over the Bangles?

Anonymous said...

shit.....

One more to go! said...

What? This is 1002!

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