Thursday, September 16, 2010

The Documentary Continues

Parts 2, 3, and 4 are have been posted on YouTube by Iamaphoney.

TheWingedBeatle 2/5





TheWingedBeatle 3/5




TheWingedBeatle 4/5


If you are like me and miss the trippy, ambiguous and downright creepy work of Iamaphoney, just take a look at this new video that Paul McCartney released to his fans officially:

Paul McCartney - A Trip To Lagos



This man they call McCartney never ceases to amaze me.

713 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I want to Kingdom Come Home.

Please!

Carnival of Peaches said...

rotten to the core, but listen at 3:15!

thewingedbeatle.con said...

don't be pharaohlled!

XKFKUFYDHZHZQ said...

Siruius disc ushion or no 5 soup for you!

Sir Uius said...

Hail Atlantis!

Anonymous said...

no man knows the day or hour.

It's not nice to F with Mother said...

but a woman does!

Anonymous said...

Come Home Macca. Mother is waiting for you.

LET IT BE said...

She came, she saw, she stood, she said come home.

Anonymous said...

but a woman does!

he knows doesn't speak. He (or she) who speaks doesn't know.

so am I the only one who waited for Phoney to deliver and can't believe how lame it turned out?

can't be the same people behind the documentary.

Anonymous said...

Come Home Macca. Mother is waiting for you.

I'll tell him next time I see him. You know, 'cause it's not like he'd be reading this lame blog hahahaha.

Mrs Churchill said...

How can I come to you when you are soooo far away?

Word of wisdom: Get a lot closer. Really soon.

Apocalypse Now said...

I'll tell him next time I see him. You know, 'cause it's not like he'd be reading this lame blog hahahaha.

truth is stranger than fiction

Anonymous said...

There is no more vail. Seek and ye shall find.

she keeps calling said...

And he's just the boy for me.

♫ ♪ ♫ said...

♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫♫♫

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

222

Carnival of library light show said...

Here's yoru ghost video.

stamp your feet! said...

your!

Now, HIT THE GROUND PAUL!

Anonymous said...

Most people think,
Great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights. Jah!

Anonymous said...

I'll tell him next time I see him. You know, 'cause it's not like he'd be reading this lame blog hahahaha.

truth is stranger than fiction.

oooohhhhh whoa. You mean, like Paul McCartney reads this blog? If he does, who fucking cares?

What, do you idolize musicians or something?

He's just some dude, or didn't you know that?

Home, James said...

Nod your heads, Macca.

Take them home.

Anonymous said...

The smartest thing Iamaphoney could do is to hold off on part 5 for a long while and generate interest that way. In 6 months viewers will be clamoring for the final chapter and it'll spawn more attention. He could put something on his YouTube page like "You will see 5/5 when you're ready" or "part 5 coming in 2011".

He's taken my advice before (ahem!) and he ought to do it again if he wants to keep this thing going.

Anonymous said...

Only a total moron would want to "keep this thing going".

fall down dead she said...

Nod YOUR head Paul! C'mon!

The bank is LOADED! Wink in this direction and we are HOME FREE!

FEEL THE THUNDER! said...

On Broadway

Anonymous said...

I would like to know which of these three or four videomakers have this Kubrick infatuation. I would also like to ask the qeustion out of all of the videomakers besides iamaphoney(since this may be coming to a close. lol) was your favorite? I really liked youknowmynames for awhile.

Anonymous said...

Instant karma's going to get you, and this is still all you care about, unfucking believable.

Anonymous said...

The Apple Corps Army is commanded to assemble themselves, and get this thing off the ground, officially.

This is not a test.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Instant karma's going to get you, and this is still all you care about, unfucking believable.

September 17, 2010 6:01 PM


Tone it down, you wanna-be drill sergeant!

Anonymous said...

What do you care about, Drill-Sgt. Peppy? Blow our minds.

Anonymous said...

Drill Sergeant says:
"Move your ass, Phoney! If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!!! I'm talking about the Lord here and you fuckers are sitting on your asses! Drop and give me 20!!! This is not some fucking joke!!! This is heavy duty earth shattering shit!!! Laugh it up and I'll turn another Beatle song title into a vague threat. Instant karma's gonna knock you right upside the head!!!! I want the barracks clean as a whistle!!! You work for ME Phoney!!! You got that???? You'll move your ass only for MEEEEE!!!!
Oh...I'm yelling at you because I love and care about all of you. Now move that ass that I love and care about!!!!"

Anonymous said...

I figured it out. Drill Sgt. has to be Mel Gibson.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I figured it out. Drill Sgt. has to be Mel Gibson.

September 17, 2010 7:01 PM

Nah, he's more like Ultimate Warrior.

Willpaul B Back as Superman said...

Who says this aint a serious discussion?
Why does taf haf to do all the disecting?
Phooey on phoney Phoney! That's what Eye say!

Anonymous said...

Well, you know that it's a fool
who plays it cool
by saving his vids beyond the due date...

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL1038 (23 minutes ago)
where is
part 5............................. .......?


where the fuck you been Mikey?
ITS BEING HELD HOSTAGE.

Just like your comment to Tafultong, "When is the in depth dissection?"

Iamaphoney agreed with you and is enlisting the whole Muslim world to convince Tafultong to write about this new series.

Because Youtube already tells us when the new videos are up its pretty redundant for taf to mention it right Mike?

Tafultong, much respect. Remain silent as iamaphoney did about the interview that never happened.

If a tree falls in the forest.....

Anonymous said...

. He could put something on his YouTube page like "You will see 5/5 when you're ready" or "part 5 coming in 2011".

He's taken my advice before (ahem!) and he ought to do it again if he wants to keep this thing going.

September 17, 2010 5:38 PM




He already said he is holding it hostage. And he decided a full day before your advice.

Anonymous said...

Such a mean old man...

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
MikeyNL1038 (23 minutes ago)
where is
part 5............................. .......?


where the fuck you been Mikey?
ITS BEING HELD HOSTAGE.

Just like your comment to Tafultong, "When is the in depth dissection?"

Iamaphoney agreed with you and is enlisting the whole Muslim world to convince Tafultong to write about this new series.

Because Youtube already tells us when the new videos are up its pretty redundant for taf to mention it right Mike?

Tafultong, much respect. Remain silent as iamaphoney did about the interview that never happened.

If a tree falls in the forest.....

September 17, 2010 11:30 PM

respond to me on youtube.

Sea of Green said...

The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it.

Anonymous said...

You can see it in the negative,

Anonymous said...

if you LOOK!

Anonymous said...

The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary descends amongst you as a just ruler

That only works on Sunnis.

a seed knows said...

I don't care how we do it, as long as we do it, 'cus it's entirely do-able, when you hold every card. Know what I mean?

Purity of Essence said...

Slowly Watching Precious Water Drip Away

Because the Sky is Blue said...

What do you care about, Drill-Sgt. Peppy? Blow our minds.


I care about you, or I wouldn't have hung around so long twisting in the wind. For you.

Anonymous said...

Mind not blown. Try again.

Sunday driver said...

I'll take you half the way there, the rest is up to you.

MikeNL Posse said...

Way to shoot down that internet tough guy mike! Notice how nobody challenges you on Youtube where there is some identity confirmation, and tell those haters that
MIKENL HAS A POSSE

Keep up your pressure on both iamaphoney and Taf! We are winning!

Anonymous said...

any word on when the hostage standoff will be resolved?

The Angry RA Mob said...

UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BLOG, TAFULTONG WE WANT PART 5.

this just in.... said...

You are the only species who will put monetary gain over your physical well-being.

THE ANGRY RA MOB said...

[b]UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BLOG, TAFULTONG, WE WANT PART 5![/b]

THE ANGRY RA MOB THAT SOMETIMES USES MISTAKENLY USES BBCODE INSTEAD OF HTML said...

UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING BLOG, TAFULTONG, WE WANT PART 5 AND WE WANT IT NOW!!

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Gontfault said...

The Angry RA Mob said...
UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BLOG, TAFULTONG WE WANT PART 5.

Who am I?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?

It's not been posted. It's not available.

As for in depth anaylsis, what, are you kiddin' me man?

Anonymous said...

Slowly Watching Precious Water Drip Away

That is nasty-ass grammar.

Grammar C Hotel said...

No it's snot!

Marcus Welby said...

You are the only species who will put monetary gain over your physical well-being.

Duh! What are you, some kind of dumbass?

Akron Grammar said...

My watch is slow; I have to keep moving the hands forward, but at least it gets me to the station late.

Georgeira McJewboy said...

Shalom shalom
I don't know why you say shalom
I say shalom
Let's call the whole thing off

Anonymous said...

Gershwin Gershwin! I don't know why you say Gershwin; I say Gershwin! Let's call the whole thing plagiarism you nefarious copycat bastard.

Ognir Rrats said...

Ringo's roadside attraction is: Keith Allison, Dee Murray, Mac Rabennack (Dr John), and Lon Van Eaton

Peace and Love Capital said...

The Constitution of Prostitution, which is the law here, is a list of the pros and cons of titution (meaning 'to intuit'). The preamble begins: "Two into it to win; to wit: twin twits."

Pirate radio says... said...

You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer...

I Burberried Paul said...

Where are you, Apple Corps? Don't you want to win this war?

Anonymous said...

His

Anonymous said...

Hers

Oliver's Army Stylist said...

wait, this would look better on you!

Anonymous said...

You would look dashing in this, too. For a weekend or BBQ war.

Anonymous said...

I could see you in this one, too. maybe a pair of combat boots to square off the look.

Fashions for Peace! said...

Tug My War, Macca!

Somali Islami Salami said...

Let them eat salt meat.

Anonymous said...

Part 5 is out!

As lame as as the other 4.. :(

Anonymous said...

A different John?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJiG6JC4ANo

Anonymous said...

Here is another clue for you all. Actually it's fact:

the narrator is Ron Olsen.
Anybody know how to contact him?

Anonymous said...

him:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ron-olsen/9/a26/579

Anonymous said...

him:

http://www.voices.com/people/Ron_Olsen

Anonymous said...

hahaha so now you want part 5.

just goes to show how little you care about 1,2,3, and 4.

Anonymous said...

They JUST DON'T care, and even SEX won't sell ..

My head is nodding off it's hinge, macca

come home, it is the only way

Anonymous said...

They JUST DON'T care, and even SEX won't sell ..

My head is nodding off it's hinge, macca

come home, it is the only way

Yeah, so you've said. It was cute maybe the first 300 times.

Anonymous said...

3 ra?

Anonymous said...

Caught the last train for the coast.

Anonymous said...

Because the Sky is Blue said...
What do you care about, Drill-Sgt. Peppy? Blow our minds.


I care about you, or I wouldn't have hung around so long twisting in the wind. For you.

September 18, 2010 5:46 AM


Aww, we love you too, Drill-Sgt. Peppy! We'll clean those toilets with our toothbruhses and report for duty at bugle call. Ten-HUT!

Mary Magdalene said...

There are seven devils.

Anonymous said...

Mark 16:9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.

Jesus created seven devils using Mary Magdalene as the only ingredient? That's impressive!

Monster said...

Yes, he did and could..

Anonymous said...

profit, prophet -- nigga I got it.

Anonymous said...

All that money and the only things they can think of are bling, bitches, and being badass...tragic.

RockXLight said...

I contacted Ron Olsen earlier about whether it was his voice in the video. I should be hearing from him soon...

Multi-task Master said...

I got seven crowns and ten horns!

You ain't got diddly squat!

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut! said...

Here is another clue for you all. Actually it's fact:
the narrator is Ron Olsen.

Oh! I get it: the Olsen TWINS!!!!

Just like Paul and Paula
Or Faul and Fella (fallen fella)

Or Almond Joys

Mounds Don't said...

Where's Mary Kate these daze?

Merv Griffin said...

Are those coconuts supposed to suggest something else?

Um...yes.

Y0K0 0n0 said...

Yes I'm a witch!

the annoying phoney said...

We don't have a lord.

Anonymous said...

You ain't got diddly squat!

That's a relief! My friend's uncle got diddly squat and he had to go to the doctor three times a week for a year to get rid of it.

Anonymous said...

". Taf, keep not talking about it. Its the sound of one hand clapping"

What's the sound of one hand jerking?

A: Most of the snarky comments on Taf's blog.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Olsen


someone should update his wikipedia page to credit him for the Winged Beatle voice over work.

Anonymous said...

RockXLight said...
I contacted Ron Olsen earlier about whether it was his voice in the video. I should be hearing from him soon...

September 18, 2010 6:27 PM




Excellent work! thanks!

not ron olsen said...

He has a blog too

and an email
ron@workingreporter.com


it sounds nothing like the guy on the winged beatle videos from iamaphoney..... so i bet the answer will be "No". but maybe he knows the guy who did

http://workingreporter.com/OlsenVoiceoverDemo.mp3

listen for yourself

Anonymous said...

i thought that NIR proved it was the smuckers voice over guy?!!

they proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt...


with photographic evidence....

Ronald Olson said...

I didn't do it folks.
Never heard of lamaphoney

But I would be available for any voice work you would like me to do!

Anonymous said...

iamafunny should hire you dude

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Phoney included some of the weakest "clues" in the doc.

I mean, that thing about the original Let it Be pics being all white and then the final background is red on Paul. Well, we all know the background was red--it's from the movie and that was the color. If the Beatles were planning on inserting a death clue, why would the originals be all white anyway? And what a lame clue anyway, ooohhh, it's RED so it must mean death or blood. Please. Besides, white could be a clue because then you could say it represents heaven, and if it was a black background you could say it means death.

Really lame.

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney, we will trade you The Winged Beatle Parts 1-4 for part 5

You can keep the first four of them, you give us Part 5.

Anonymous said...

The St Paul timeline is intriguing, and the fact that it was a Maclen release. The song isn't necessarily about Paul being dead, though, is the thing.

Also, there was an article "Is Paul really Dead?" published three months after St Paul came out, which means it was already a rumor well in circulation, and there is no way to calculate when the rumor started. It could have started many months prior to St Paul, and in fact there had been a rumor based on a Jan 1967 crash of Paul's mini cooper in which it was falsely reported Paul was inside, and then the moped accident in Dec 1967, so at least two chances to start rumors.

I can also see the Beatles hearing those rumors and thinking it might be cool to play with the idea and drop clues for publicity, and then they couldn't admit it because it would make them look conniving, but Lennon surely would have admitted it later when he was at war with Macca and didn't give a whit about what he said.

iamaphoney said...

I dare you to say that to me on Youtube.

Anonymous said...

you know, I read that the Dutch documentary about Paul is Dead got all into the St Paul thing and the timeline.

So, it's Dutch, right? Same argument.
So is it part of the same project or did the Phoney guys just latch onto it?

RockXLight said...

Still no response from Ron Olsen. I contacted him via the e-mail address on his official website. If anyone knows any other way to reach him, please help!

RockXLight said...

@ Ronald Olsen/Blue Linker

Nice try, Mr. Blue Link.

At first I thought you were the real deal until I noticed the "I" was an "l": Lamaphoney.

Anonymous said...

@Anon

I agree with your reasoning that the death clues probably began as a publicity stunt (they were savvy enough to see how their sales ticked up after the "Jesus" comment, for one thing, and tricksters like Carroll were formative influences), but I think Manson is the key reason why they never owned up to them.

Morbid publicity games only go so far when there are actual dead people involved.

There's only One Blue Link said...

uh, sorry, Jude, not involved with that nonsense.

Hey you with the pretty face said...

Welcome to the human race!

Is that a fire extinguisher tapped on for the bell?

lol

Anonymous said...

RockXLight said...
@ Ronald Olsen/Blue Linker

Nice try, Mr. Blue Link.

At first I thought you were the real deal until I noticed the "I" was an "l": Lamaphoney.

September 19, 2010 6:03 AM




yeah and he spelled Olsen wrong

another blue link failure...

Anonymous said...

bet lamaphoney never figured that someone would contact the Winged Beatle announcer!
LOL

Good one RockXLight!

Anonymous said...

another blue link failure...


fauxblulinks are not blue links. What a little distractor you are!

When winged beetle 5 comes out, you'll be on your hands and knees begging for the blues, really.

Right Phoney?

Anonymous said...

"I agree with your reasoning that the death clues probably began as a publicity stunt (they were savvy enough to see how their sales ticked up after the "Jesus" comment, for one thing, and tricksters like Carroll were formative influences), but I think Manson is the key reason why they never owned up to them.

Morbid publicity games only go so far when there are actual dead people involved."

I can see the Manson episode giving them yet another reason to not own up, although, technically speaking, the "clues" Manson thought he was finding were mostly in the actual songs themselves, not in the album covers or reversals etc. I mean, he basically misinterpreted mundane songs to fit in with his ideas, like Helter Skelter and Blackbird, and that would have happened whether or not Paul was barefoot on Abbey Road or the armpatch looked like OPD.

The phoney documentary makes this bold statement that the rumors started five months after St Paul was released. This is untrue. Sure the rumors went national after the Russ Gibb broadcast, but obviously the caller to Gibb already heard of the rumors and clues, which meant they were already floating around.

And then Fred LaBour did what NIR peeps do (except as a joke) and invented a bunch of clues and that was that.

http://michigantoday.umich.edu/2009/11/story.php?id=7565&tr=y&auid=5578331

Anonymous said...

The phoney documentary makes this bold statement that the rumors started five months after St Paul was released. This is untrue. Sure the rumors went national after the Russ Gibb broadcast, but obviously the caller to Gibb already heard of the rumors and clues, which meant they were already floating around.


The first thing the narrator says is

EVEN THOUGH THERE HAD BEEN ATEMS BEFORE THIS TIME THE RUMOR REALLY TOOK OF

Anonymous said...

The first thing the narrator says is

EVEN THOUGH THERE HAD BEEN ATEMS BEFORE THIS TIME THE RUMOR REALLY TOOK OF

Let me quote from part 4:

"In May, 1969, five months before the rumors starting spreading, the song was released in Detroit already."

Is this a true statement? No.

It's true it was a Detroit release, and the radio station was in Detroit, so there's a possible connection, or perhaps the rumors were jump-started by the Beatles there.

Not sure about St Paul as a death clue though. However, considering Manson picked up on the fact that in the New Testament you have both John and Paul, and Terry Knight alluding to the religious symbolism, they might have wanted to keep it secret to prevent more wackos thinking they were prophets, and maybe why Lennon went out of his way to shatter the Beatle mythos.

Anonymous said...

Right, the symbolism plays in with Manson's thinking. Iamaphoney is exploiting, for whatever reason, what the Beatles themselves were wise to leave alone.

Anonymous said...

Right, the symbolism plays in with Manson's thinking. Iamaphoney is exploiting, for whatever reason, what the Beatles themselves were wise to leave alone.

Well with the Beatles there were bound to be religious overtones. They were so huge, in a way that no artists are today, and from early on there were murmurs about their being devil music and all that, like Elvis before, but much more because they were a far bigger international phenomenon. And there were accusations that they were a Communist plot, and the Communists accused them of being Western propaganda hahaha.

Lennon called himself Jesus (while high, mind you) and all the other pseudo-Jesus-y stuff he was into, like a lot of hippies were.

But he realized later he was a goofball and downplayed all that. Funny he made the sarcastic remark that he'd seen religion from Jesus to Paul when he was clearly the one with the messianic complex of sorts. Paul was Mr Showbiz, far more interested in writing fun hooks and pleasing crowds than he was into saving the world or that sort of cause-oriented stuff.

Anonymous said...

The Walrus was Paul, therefore the Carpenter must have been John "they're gonna crucify me" Lennon.

Here again is the problematic symbolism.

Anonymous said...

333

Anonymous said...

The Walrus was Paul, therefore the Carpenter must have been John "they're gonna crucify me" Lennon.

Here again is the problematic symbolism.

Yep. Fans began with a preconceived narrative and then came up against obvious contradictions. Well if Paul is Jesus then who is John? That sort of thing. As though it really is a narrative. And then you get all the wild speculation to make it all fit somehow, and that's what I found when researching the NWO and Masonry etc. You think it makes sense and then another fact comes to light that contradicts your theory. So then you have to say, "Well that contradiction is intentional" or whatever you have to do to get it coherent. This is exactly what happened with the earth-centered universe. The astronomers had to overlook tons of counter evidence and the more they did, the more elaborate their theories grew. When something is unwieldy and overly complex, it's usually a sign that the theory is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I would think the carpenter image links Jesus to John (which might have been his intention to begin with, given the infamous comment and complex), and not Paul, but you're right about the basic fallacy inherent in a priori conspiracy theories.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I would think the carpenter image links Jesus to John (which might have been his intention to begin with, given the infamous comment and complex), and not Paul, but you're right about the basic fallacy inherent in a priori conspiracy theories.

Thing is, the Walrus in I am the Walrus is obviously Carroll-inspired but there is no mention of the carpenter. If there had been I might take that theory more seriously.

Also you have the guys dressed up in MMT and in that case in again messes up the theory because you have a rabbit and a hippo hahaha.

Earl Scheib said...

The Walrus is a bay in Namibia, and it wasn't a carpenter it was a car painter but the transcriber misheard it. That's right JESUS WAS A CAR PAINTER and he only charged $99.95 plus tax, and you got a free Caesar salad while you waited! Ahhh those were the days, but since the rapture happened on July 16, well, now you better get Maaco.

Ben Jones as The Mock Cooter said...

Breaker one, breaker one, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb; Walruses ain't got names or thumbs.

Anonymous said...

The Winged Beetle


“ How blue the sky was, as our hope was clear ! ” “ Hope has gone down to Hell’s nadir.”
So in the foolish alleys they conferred, And only midnight overheard.


Crowley sucked

Anonymous said...

And there is a voice: thou knowest not how the Seven was united with the Four; much less then canst thou understand the marriage of the Eight and the Three. Yet there is a word wherein these are made one, and therein is contained the Mystery that thou seekest, concerning the rending asunder of the veil of my Mother.

Anonymous said...

I know the word for yo mama, fool, and it ain't no secret.

Anonymous said...

Hey iaap

check your mail

in a couple of hours, because I didn't write it yet, but I will, later

write it. high alert!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Right, the symbolism plays in with Manson's thinking. Iamaphoney is exploiting, for whatever reason, what the Beatles themselves were wise to leave alone.

Well with the Beatles there were bound to be religious overtones. They were so huge, in a way that no artists are today, and from early on there were murmurs about their being devil music and all that, like Elvis before, but much more because they were a far bigger international phenomenon. And there were accusations that they were a Communist plot, and the Communists accused them of being Western propaganda hahaha.

Lennon called himself Jesus (while high, mind you) and all the other pseudo-Jesus-y stuff he was into, like a lot of hippies were.

But he realized later he was a goofball and downplayed all that. Funny he made the sarcastic remark that he'd seen religion from Jesus to Paul when he was clearly the one with the messianic complex of sorts. Paul was Mr Showbiz, far more interested in writing fun hooks and pleasing crowds than he was into saving the world or that sort of cause-oriented stuff.

September 19, 2010 9:49 AM


I agree with you in theory but Elvis became more of a messianic figure and his fame had more religious overtones to more people than the Beatles ever did. There are churches of Elvis. There are people who pray to Elvis. They hold up Elvis as a Christlike figure who willingly put himself through physical pain and suffering to bring his spiritually healing music to his fans.To them he died for his followers. Even while alive, Elvis claimed to have healing powers and his random acts of outlandish generosity gave him a God status to the poor folk he rescued from poverty.
To put it in perspective, The Beatles are symbolic of the cultural shift among young people in the 1960's and are held up as the gold standard for songwriting and producing. While the Beatles remain much more popular in America than they do in their native Britain, Elvis is as much a beloved hero as George Washington or Abe Lincoln. It would not surprise me to see Elvis on U.S. currency some day.
In 2010 Elvis is more famous for his near superhuman mythos than his music. That is not something that the Beatles could claim (not even the image of the dead peacenik John Lennon). Remember that when the Beatles met Elvis they, at the height of their fame and success, had to come to HIM.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Well with the Beatles there were bound to be religious overtones. They were so huge, in a way that no artists are today, and from early on there were murmurs about their being devil music and all that, like Elvis before, but much more because they were a far bigger international phenomenon.
September 19, 2010 9:49 AM


I agree with you in theory but Elvis became more of a messianic figure and his fame had more religious overtones to more people than the Beatles ever did. There are churches of Elvis. There are people who pray to Elvis. They hold up Elvis as a Christlike figure who willingly put himself through physical pain and suffering to bring his spiritually healing music to his fans.To them he died for his followers. Even while alive, Elvis claimed to have healing powers and his random acts of outlandish generosity gave him a God status to the poor folk he rescued from poverty.
To put it in perspective, The Beatles are symbolic of the cultural shift among young people in the 1960's and are held up as the gold standard for songwriting and producing. While the Beatles remain much more popular in America than they do in their native Britain, Elvis is as much a beloved hero as George Washington or Abe Lincoln. It would not surprise me to see Elvis on U.S. currency some day.
In 2010 Elvis is more famous for his near superhuman mythos than his music. That is not something that the Beatles could claim (not even the image of the dead peacenik John Lennon). Remember that when the Beatles met Elvis they, at the height of their fame and success, had to come to HIM.

Anonymous said...

I should also like to add that the Elvis Is Alive phenomena is just a manifestation of wish fulfillment on the part of these deluded fans. They've cast him in a Christ role and want to see it carried to it's historical conclusion. The hope that Elvis will conquer death.
It's as ridiculous as Paul Is Dead but the desire to have a supernatural explanation for either the Beatles or Elvis' success is so great in these people that it becomes an obsession despite failing any credibility.
Sorry for the double post.

Anonymous said...

Little less conversation.........

ultra violet said...

GRAB YOUR COAT MACCA

let's start walkin"!

got a light? said...

so tired of waiting around...

Anonymous said...

it's ALL good.

Anonymous said...

six for seven

uh, yeah!

Anonymous said...

The revelation is nothing but good news.

Word UP, move your asses.

Ozzy said...

Remember that when the Beatles met Elvis they, at the height of their fame and success, had to come to HIM.

Yeah, but he bequeathed upon them his legacy and power, and they became the Paul lions and tigers and bearers.

Anonymous said...

They can't deal with this!

Anonymous said...

No, really. I think they CAN!

One day, you'll know... said...

I was the one!

Anonymous said...

No, really. In a few posts, they will pretend nothing ever happened.. Just look at the track record. Or worse. name slinging begins.

Anonymous said...

Won't happen. They have HIStory on their side, right?

Anonymous said...

We'll see. I mean, you showed them so much, even if they never saw, it's all still around, right?

How's the old man holding up?

Lamaphoney said...

Sorry guys, this just isn't cutting the mean Mr. mustard.
You guys have a lot of ketchuping to do before I can release the 5/5.
I see 57 varieties of nonsense posted here, but you refuse to acknowledge the pickle urine.
You'll have to do butter, or I'll apple-eye THE FORCE.
This is not an eye dull threat.

Anonymous said...

Oh, He looks ok, for an ancient dude. But we expected he'd hold out for a while.

Anonymous said...

Lamaphoney said...
Sorry guys, this just isn't cutting the mean Mr. mustard.
You guys have a lot of ketchuping to do before I can release the 5/5.
I see 57 varieties of nonsense posted here, but you refuse to acknowledge the pickle urine.
You'll have to do butter, or I'll apple-eye THE FORCE.
This is not an eye dull threat.


using names in VAIN are a miss do meener

Anonymous said...

It's all starting to make s3ns3!
NOT!

Anonymous said...

EYE wanna Come home.

miss do meaner said...

ElvissivlE!

Homee, to the place where truth... said...

Kickin" it old school won't be any fun, really.

Simple Phoney Says said...

This is just getting silly!

Anonymous said...

I should also like to add that the Elvis Is Alive phenomena is just a manifestation of wish fulfillment on the part of these deluded fans. They've cast him in a Christ role and want to see it carried to it's historical conclusion. The hope that Elvis will conquer death.
It's as ridiculous as Paul Is Dead but the desire to have a supernatural explanation for either the Beatles or Elvis' success is so great in these people that it becomes an obsession despite failing any credibility.


Elvis is Alive and other conspiracies are actually pretty common in the music and film world. Jim Morrison is supposedly secretly alive, Kurt Cobain and Brian Jones were murdered, Jagger made a pact with the devil, blah blah.

1910 Fruitgum Co. said...

'Twas the B side that we wanted you to hear!

(And no, that wasn't Mystery Science Theater 3000 in the video above! :-)

The Looking Glass said...

Looking for clues?

Anonymous said...

We'll see. I mean, you showed them so much, even if they never saw

that's what's known as a self-serving statement hahaha

it's also what's known as epic fail

Anonymous said...

I'm still kind of shocked at the quality of these "documentary" vids on Phoney's page.

what happened? The resolution is poor, the titles are teeny-tiny and even the pan and zoom stuff on photos(which the editor(s) usually excel in on RA stuff) is amateurish. It really looks like a different editor took over, and not a semi-pro or perhaps pro the way the RA stuff looked.

Worst of all, that narrator is horribly miscast. That folksy down-home style makes everything he says sound hilarious, especially because the subject matter is supposed to be kind of spooky but he delivers it like he's talking about Oat Bran or something.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The revelation is nothing but good news.

Word UP, move your asses.

September 19, 2010 6:53 PM


Uh...actually it's you who needs to move your ass. Iamaphoney is holding part 5 hostage because you're too busy laying on the couch with a bag of Cheetohs and wailing about the revelation inbetween catnaps. If you weren't so damn lazy we'd have part 5 by now!

Anonymous said...

yeah, right

Anonymous said...

Uh...actually it's you who needs to move your ass. Iamaphoney is holding part 5 hostage because you're too busy laying on the couch with a bag of Cheetohs and wailing about the revelation inbetween catnaps

Phoney has held up everyone that cares (all 20 of you) since day one and countless carrots dangled and promises and nothing has ever happened worth mentioning, not even parts 1-4. It's always the "next" thing that will blow our minds.

Besides, even when part 5 comes out and sucks, you'll have to move on to "The Revelation" because obviously it's not going to be in Part 5.

5/5 said...

nothing is real

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
yeah, right

September 19, 2010 7:59 PM


I see. Your idea of "moving your ass" is sitting in front of your PC and typing two words. Great. At this rate we'll never get part 5.

As for me, I'm going out tonight and I WILL be moving my ass unlike our hapless Drill Sergeant friend. My ass serves as a babe magnet. I wiggle it with ferocity. I may even talk to a girl tonight. Might even touch one too.

Hasta fat boys!

Wilfred Brimley said...

that narrator is horribly miscast. That folksy down-home style makes everything he says sound hilarious, especially because the subject matter is supposed to be kind of spooky but he delivers it like he's talking about Oat Bran or something.

September 19, 2010 7:43 PM


EAT YOUR DAMN OATMEAL... (anytime you choose)

i agree, the narration was about as good a decision as the suitcases were. a funny decision.
i am in diabetic shock over it. give me my liberty medical insulin shot to wake me up when part 5 arrives.

Anonymous said...

i agree, the narration was about as good a decision as the suitcases were. a funny decision.

September 19, 2010 9:07 PM

laugh it up while iaap gets loads more daily views then ever!!!!!
he is laughing all right, all the way to the rotten apple bank!!!

Anonymous said...

That narrator is particularly hilarious whenever he has to say "Ian Iachimoe" hahaha

this whole RA has been comedy gold, folks.

Anonymous said...

part 5 will have a suitcase

Anonymous said...

That narrator is particularly hilarious whenever he has to say "Ian Iachimoe" hahaha

September 19, 2010 9:16 PM


exactly.. he says "Ear-Ka-Mo"
where is the "Ear" in Iachimoe?

Anonymous said...

just because the smuckers narrator is an educated man you make fun of his correct pronunciation?


in iachimoe...
The ear is silent

Anonymous said...

has rockxlight heard from the smuckers guy about the identity of iamaphoney? was he paid a check?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
has rockxlight heard from the smuckers guy about the identity of iamaphoney? was he paid a check?

September 19, 2010 9:29 PM

yes, and YES

Anonymous said...

smuckers man was paid in jam and biscuits

Anonymous said...

wilfred brimley would have worked for oatmaeal and insulin.

Wilfred BrimleyNL1038 said...

say that to me on youtube

5th Avenue said...

he is laughing all right, all the way to the rotten apple bank!!!

PRE Sisely! He's trying to scrape up enough dough to pay the Smuckers guy for a fifth installment, but telling us it's OUR faul t for it not being posted, when really it's snot!

Anonymous said...

how you doing?

Doin' Fine on Cloud 9 said...

howza bout U?

391 said...

and the band played on

Good God Y'all said...

absolutely nothing

60's - 70's Virtual Jukebox said...

Cool idea!

Anonymous said...

pretty good, lots of changes

Master Kuthumi said...

fooled ya, didn't I!

Galactic Federation Of Light said...

The Council of 12 September 19 2010

Alex Collier said...

Bases on The Moon

Anonymous said...

Lights Out in London

Anonymous said...

399

Anonymous said...

400

Anonymous said...

Let there be light

Anonymous said...

et facta est lux

Anonymous said...

We'll see you soon!

Anonymous said...

http://thewingedbeatle.com


hahahahhaha, there really is a 'donate' button! hahahahaha how stupid are the phonies, really..

also it's the lamest website ever

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