Saturday, August 1, 2009

A Phoney Ultimatum?

Hey everybody, exactly one week agoY0K00NO said, "one week : you do it or we do it."

everything is real - behind the phoney 4




Well, I guess it's all out in the open now.

I'll have a review of the short film "Turn Me On, Dead Man" soon.

100 comments:

palm pilot said...

Honey? Can you link this?
why wont you pick up?

thats it, I am turing around and going home!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Taf!
A review will be cool

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess it's all out in the open now.


ITs 10 freakin seconds long?

whiskey tango foxtrot?

Anonymous said...

10 second DEO

Anonymous said...

thats it, I am turing around and going home!

August 1, 2009 12:00 PM



dont do it man, the dude is prolly pregnating her as we speak

Anonymous said...

Taf? Is it true there will be a DNA revelation this weekend? Have you got any backchannel info?
Was the DNA report in the CERN suitcase?

Can you confirm or deny any of these rumors?

Anonymous said...

dont do it man, the dude is prolly pregnating her as we speak

August 1, 2009 12:03 PM



no wonder the red heads are going extinct! They will hump anything that moves

Anonymous said...

Flurry of blog activity = new post


same as the sun comes up in the morning

Anonymous said...

looks like the kiddies are still back at the other post, so we grown ups can ask the REAL questions...

ok


IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CARNIVAL OF LIGHT!?!?

Pa1m Pilot said...

i just got home and there is a strange car in the drive way, and my wife isn't answering the phone.... should i go in?

Anonymous said...

Pa1m Pilot said...
i just got home and there is a strange car in the drive way, and my wife isn't answering the phone.... should i go in?

August 1, 2009 12:09 PM



No

Anonymous said...

what kind of car?

Anonymous said...

IS IT A BEETLE?

Pa1m Pilot said...

No, its a Z28

Anonymous said...

Postal workers are probably not driving z28's dude, relax and get back out there on the road. you wife is not having an affair

Anonymous said...

Has your wife been spending a lot of time on FACEBOOK lately? Started working out?
Catcher her texting and then she hides the phone...


Z 28 not good man, she is boning an ex or she craiglisted someone

Ashley Maddison said...

Your are letting your imagination get the best of you, your wife is more then likely not having an affair. Women for the most part do not do this. It is the men who have affairs.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Has your wife been spending a lot of time on FACEBOOK lately? Started working out?
Catcher her texting and then she hides the phone...




I googled my wifes email and nude pictures came up. Nude pictures that I hadn't seen before and didn't take.

Women can do all sorts of things....

Anonymous said...

Women for the most part do not do this. It is the men who have affairs.

August 1, 2009 12:14 PM



So who are the men having affairs with?

Anonymous said...

So who are the men having affairs with?

August 1, 2009 12:16 PM



good question, they drive Z 28's
That i know for sure!

Anonymous said...

Does IAAP have a facebook?

Anonymous said...

does iaap drive a....

z28?

no... its a mustang..

whew! at least you know she isnt boot knockin' with skinny boy

Anonymous said...

whew! at least you know she isnt boot knockin' with skinny boy

August 1, 2009 12:19 PM


as if anybody would worry about THAT!!

Pa1m Pilot said...

Uh, guys... I got my cars screwed up. Its a yellow mustang and there are code stickers on it.

Its a convertible, and there is a suitcase in the back. Should I open it?

Anonymous said...

I TOLD YOU FAUL WILL IMPREGNATE ALL THE WOMEN TO BRING THE DEMON HOARD! WHEN YOU MOCKED ME YOU NEVER DREAMED IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
NOW THE DNA YOU QUESTIONED WILL SAVE YOU FROM PATERNITY. WHAT YOU ONCE LAUGHED AT NOW AS THE LAST LAUGH!

THE DNA WILL SET YOU FREE

Anonymous said...

does dna work on red heads? since they are extinct?

Anonymous said...

why is the nutter video so short?

Anonymous said...

You are out of your fucking minds.

Paul is ruddy said...

Taf really has a hard on for this movie

Anonymous said...

Taf? Is it true there will be a DNA revelation this weekend? Have you got any backchannel info?
Was the DNA report in the CERN suitcase?

Can you confirm or deny any of these rumors?


To answer your self-serving question, yes, IAAP put the most explosive evidence of the past century (DNA evidence proving Paul is an impostor) in a suitcase in the middle of a field for a sixteen year old YouTube enthusiast to find.

duct tape again! said...

I'm fixing a hole where the rain comes in,
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go....

Anonymous said...

Aflac!

Anonymous said...

Getting too old to rock and roll, on the road anyway. ;)

Rumor: Paul McCartney to say goodbye with tour in 2010 According to Britain's The Sun newspaper, Sir Paul McCartney wants to retire with a huge farewell world tour next year. Paul is planning to play at a host of "unusual" locations before walking away from performing large scale shows. A source said, "The tour in 2010 is likely to last well over a year, by which time Paul will be getting close to 70."

Anonymous said...

And a little child shall lead them.

Anonymous said...

In other words, last tour date in January 2011 if all goes according to plans.

Anonymous said...

Meh.

Anonymous said...

Any chance we can expect this thing at midnight?

Anonymous said...

One and one and one is THREE.

fEricClap ton said...

Any chance we can expect this thing at midnight?

After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out!

Anonymous said...

40!

Anonymous said...

I got a tip the vid is cancelled.

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Anonymous said...

To answer your self-serving question, yes, IAAP put the most explosive evidence of the past century (DNA evidence proving Paul is an impostor) in a suitcase in the middle of a field for a sixteen year old YouTube enthusiast to find.

August 1, 2009 12:54 PM




YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

70if2010 said...

The best way to release information..... suitcase/briefcase? left in random bushes in fields.

Went yesterday and found the cure for cancer in a abandoned lot.

in a suitcase...
or was it a briefcase?

anyways, cancer is not a problem anymore. for me.

i left it back in the bush in the field in case you want the secret too.

mike is too crazy to log in said...

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Anonymous said...

thohgt lutom berebilga?

Anonymous said...

I got a tip the vid is cancelled.

August 1, 2009 7:42 PM



you are correct

Anonymous said...

There will be no video

Anonymous said...

The nutters stopped it with 10 seconds of video.

h8ters win the battle, but will they win the W*R?

Anonymous said...

10 second DEO

August 1, 2009 12:02 PM



What?
Deo some kind of CODE?

Anonymous said...

Video uploading now

:)

sux it 8ters!

Anonymous said...

NAIROBI!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Match Point by JohnCharles2007
Devil in the details
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNhTU6iBzDk

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Match Point by JohnCharles2007
Devil in the details
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNhTU6iBzDk

August 1, 2009 11:45 PM

Great PIA video. Too bad it will be ignored. PID is a cult. truth no longer matters. Only dogma, ritual and celebrity.

allofthemkoolaiddrinkers

Anonymous said...

In an interview with Paul in 1964, David Frost predicted that he would retire in 2010. Spot on.

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Match Point by JohnCharles2007
Devil in the details
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNhTU6iBzDk

August 1, 2009 11:45 PM

Great PIA video. Too bad it will be ignored. PID is a cult. truth no longer matters. Only dogma, ritual and celebrity.

allofthemkoolaiddrinkers

August 2, 2009 12:45 AM

i don't ignore it.
i can clearly see that this might very well be the exact same person.

Anonymous said...

there will be an answer

Anonymous said...

Might be the same person?

No actor could train himself to force his mouth/lips to form the same exact shapes when singing. That has nothing to do with surgery.

Without doubt, the exact same guy.

Anonymous said...

ANOTHER SUITCASE??!?!??

Anonymous said...

the latest iaap is the best one ever made
good work iaap keep up the next level

this guy rips off iamaphoney on the radio said...

Dude on Coast to Coast AM last night totally ripped iamaphoney off and took credit for all of his discoveries.


http://www.rgarypatterson.com/

Anonymous said...

from his website

Frequently Asked Questions:

How did you develop an interest in this subject matter?
I grew up at the perfect time to appreciate the music of the British Invasion, the psychedelic period, and the other musical periods that were generated afterwards. I love the music as well as the bands and heard a number of "whispered" myths and legends concerning these acts over the years. It was fun doing the research and exploring them for the reader. I suppose I'm a great deal of fun at parties when we discuss these "strange" tales from the rock 'n' roll graveyard.

Why didn't you include an answer key for "The Ultimate Beatle Death Clue Quiz?"
Well, it is the ULTIMATE game. If you know all the answers you're an expert. If not, you need to read the book. I also think that providing the "answers" in an index makes it just too easy. However, the answers are ALL in the book. When the "clues" came out everyone went searching for answers. This way I can give an outline for the reader to explore the information and come to a better understanding of the subject material.

How much of the material in The Walrus Was Paul are you serious about and how much is "tongue in cheek?"
If you have to ask then my purpose must be very successful :-)

Do you believe in "backward messages" on albums?
There are true backward tracks on recordings. A good example of this would be the Beatles' "Rain." However, as far as "phonetic reversals" go, the message can be in the ear of the listener. Sometimes "guided listening" by others lead to interpretations of simple sounds without sinister connotations. Then there IS the strange story of "Stairway to Heaven"---

Can I sign up for a newsletter to receive information of your upcoming releases and appearances?
Ask and you shall receive. Just sign up for my newsletter on this site and you'll always be the first to know of all my releases and appearances.

Are there REALLY "Paul is Dead" clues on the cover of "The Walrus Was Paul?"
When Fireside Books asked me about the cover design I told my editor that I wanted "clues" on the cover. This was done. Simon and Schuster explain some of the clues on the back jacket cover HOWEVER my clues have as of yet not been solved. I want to give the reader the opportunity to discover his/​her own "clues" and give the proper interpretation. Can you find the clues?

Ok, Is Paul REALLY dead?
Well, read the book then tell me what you think!

Have you had some spooky experiences researching your books?
My next release will detail a few of these stories.

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney really should write a book

Egon said...

Print is Dead

Anonymous said...

Paul is Dead
Print is Dead

who ya going call? said...

and dont cross the streams!

Anonymous said...

August 2. It is today. WHERE IS DNA OR SOMETHIN??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

MikeNL said...

Anonymous said...
August 2. It is today. WHERE IS DNA OR SOMETHIN??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

August 2, 2009 10:27 AM

relax man...

in the evenings, always... always in the evening, new rotten apple stars.

Jeff Leland said...

It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me.

Anonymous said...

Ah Jesus. Leland's back?

Anonymous said...

Ah Jesus. Leland's back?

Anonymous said...

www.thebeatles.com

!REVOLVER!

Anonymous said...

www.thebeatles.com

!REVOLVER!

August 2, 2009 2:31 PM

wow! in the end of this video THE LIGHT ON THE APPLE LIKE ON THE VIDEOS RottenApple by IAAP!!!!

Jeff Leland said...

How much longer tell I get me a freakin' blog post all about ME?!

Jeff Leland said...

In what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Anonymous said...

MikeNL said...
Anonymous said...
August 2. It is today. WHERE IS DNA OR SOMETHIN??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

August 2, 2009 10:27 AM

relax man...

in the evenings, always... always in the evening, new rotten apple stars.

August 2, 2009 12:33 PM


And yet IAAP has never produced anything as convincing as even one JohnCharles2007 video.

BTW: JC2007=YKMN

There are still a few fools who can't grasp that.

Anonymous said...

Jeff Leland said...
How much longer tell I get me a freakin' blog post all about ME?!

August 2, 2009 2:56 PM

Never. You're not a noteworthy figure in PID lore.

Anonymous said...

Got a feeling we won't be seeing this latest JohnCharles2007 vid as part of the "serious" PID discussion, since they only want to agree with themselves. The argument that pictures are doctored to make Paul look more like Faul doesn't work with video.

BTW if I were a PIDer, I'd want to know how a surgeon was able to shape his hands the same size and got his knuckles in the exact same position. I'd also want to know how you could get all the facial feature in the same relative place (pupils, lips, nose, head), so much so that jc2007 is able to lay a transparency over it so that they sync up perfectly.

Anonymous said...

"The argument that pictures are doctored to make Paul look more like Faul doesn't work with video."

Especially when those photos (such as the ones taken by Astrid Kirschnerr in 1960) were published well before 1966 and the supposed "death". Using that flawed logic, Paul would have had to have been targeted for death long before he was even famous. I've seen numerous PID believers point to photos published in fan magazines as early as 1964 and claim they were "doctored". Huh? How? Can the Illuminati foretell the future?

"Hey let's doctor these photos to be published in 16 magazine in March of 64 so that in two years they'll match the face of the guy we don't know yet who will take Paul's place."

Anonymous said...

OMG! REVELATION NOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0wk5W8r1o

Anonymous said...

let's go, people gotta work tomorrow

Jeff Leland said...

Anonymous said...
Jeff Leland said...
How much longer tell I get me a freakin' blog post all about ME?!

August 2, 2009 2:56 PM

Never. You're not a noteworthy figure in PID lore.

Trust me, I've been mentioned in more ways then one.

But you just can't GRASP that yet.

Anonymous said...

"Hey let's doctor these photos to be published in 16 magazine in March of 64 so that in two years they'll match the face of the guy we don't know yet who will take Paul's place."

They can't make up their minds. Some of them think the impostor is in Help! because he looks so much like later Paul.
At NIR, they are discussing this little tell-tale dimple on Paul's chin, which is present in pre and post 66 photos. This is a tiny mark that I never noticed. Their argument, as usual, is that the Powers retouched all of the photos to put that tiny little mark on his chin in later pics.

Really? If they are so fastidious about retouching every little mark on Paul's face, then why are there so many crappy photos of him out there where he doesn't look like himself (making faces, bad lighting, fish eye lens shots)--the kind of photos we all have of ourselves? You can't have it both ways.

The most ridiculous thing they like to point out is Paul's chin, which they say is longer. What's funny is that of all the things one can do with surgery, the chin is actually the most plausible. Even in 66, it would not have been difficult to match up the chin, and yet they got the eyes and everything else right. There are only three things that continue to grow on the human body because they are cartilage:
Nose, ears, chin. Ever seen an old dude with long ears and a big chin? Do you think that's what they looked like when they were kids?

Anonymous said...

IMPORTANT DATES

June 16, 2009 Let It Roll: The Songs of George Harrison

AUGUST 2 IS NOT IMPORTANT???

Anonymous said...

"relax man...

in the evenings, always... always in the evening, new rotten apple stars."

evening in USA? i'm in UK! it is August 3

Anonymous said...

IAAP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QtRk1OUYuU

S3ANL3NN0N: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySYYM1E4rVs

"fauling" apart said...

Nose, ears, chin. Ever seen an old dude with long ears and a big chin? Do you think that's what they looked like when they were kids?

August 2, 2009 5:33 PM



Uhhhh HELLO?!?!?

You can totally tell that Faul had plastic surgury!

It is totally "fauling" apart now that he is older. I mean he looks AWFAUL!

Anonymous said...

"fauling" apart said...
Nose, ears, chin. Ever seen an old dude with long ears and a big chin? Do you think that's what they looked like when they were kids?

August 2, 2009 5:33 PM



Uhhhh HELLO?!?!?

You can totally tell that Faul had plastic surgury!

It is totally "fauling" apart now that he is older. I mean he looks AWFAUL!

August 2, 2009 5:58 PM

Wow! You have the exact opposite opinion of nearly the entire world who constantly remark on how good Paul looks for being a senior citizen. Do you run up to your Gramma and tell her she looks awful too? What's with the hatred for old folks?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Leland said...
Anonymous said...
Jeff Leland said...
How much longer tell I get me a freakin' blog post all about ME?!

August 2, 2009 2:56 PM

Never. You're not a noteworthy figure in PID lore.

Trust me, I've been mentioned in more ways then one.

But you just can't GRASP that yet.

August 2, 2009 5:12 PM


A legend in your own mind perhaps? If you have any minor fame at all it's for being a comical presence on this blog.

Mr Poe said...

He looks better now that he's a bit more raven around the temples.

grandmotherugly said...

Do you run up to your Gramma and tell her she looks awful too? What's with the hatred for old folks?

August 2, 2009 6:04 PM



MY GRANDMA LOOKS AWFAUL AS WELL!
IF WE WERE ESKIMOS WE WOULD PUT HER ON A SNOW BANK TO DIE!
THEN WE WOULD MAKE AN ALBUM COVER WITH HER SHOES OFF AND REPLACE HER AND SHE WOULD GO ON LETTERMAN AND SAY SHE WAS REPLACED!
YES MY GRANDMA IS UGLY BUT YOU STILL CANT PROVE THAT PAUL IS ALIVE CAN YOU!?

DID YOU FAIL TO SEE THE DNA EVIDENCE IN THE IAMAPHONEY VIDEO?!?

ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Wow! You have the exact opposite opinion of nearly the entire world who constantly remark on how good Paul looks for being a senior citizen.

August 2, 2009 6:04 PM


maybe because i am not a gay senior citizen fetishist like you i cant get all excited

Anonymous said...

so where was the "DNA" evidence? the new video was back to the "Mal" and not much new.

which is normal, and disappointing all at the same time.

iamaphoney, we know what to expect from you and you certainly dont fail to deliver the same product.

where was the masked guy with the bad ass beatle cards and the scary music?

that blurry hard to understand dude is wearing thin.

have the blurry dude put on a mask and drop some of those beatle tarrot cards and then you will have yourself a video.

plus, bring back the crickets sounds at the beginging of the video.

Also, the reverb on the radio interviews made it difficult to hear. reverb is like spice, a little is good and too much ruins the meal.

other then that it was freaking awesome and you are the best!

Anonymous said...

DID YOU FAIL TO SEE THE DNA EVIDENCE IN THE IAMAPHONEY VIDEO?!?

ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!?

August 2, 2009 6:18 PM



What?!?

What "DNA" EVIDENCE????

There was none! Show me where it was?

Anonymous said...

ways of a grind

better video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6aIHcF34BQ


the real information on all things Mal!

Anonymous said...

There was none! Show me where it was?

August 2, 2009 6:27 PM


WATCH IT AGAIN! ONLY BACKWARDS!
IT SAYS "DNA PAUL IS DEAD"
IT WILL FREAK YOUR SHEET!

Anonymous said...

YES MY GRANDMA IS UGLY BUT YOU STILL CANT PROVE THAT PAUL IS ALIVE CAN YOU!?


paul is alive simply by living. no proof is needed.
someone should call your grandmother and tell her you want her dead!
you are a sick person! she is family!

Anonymous said...

call your grandmother and tell her you want her dead!
you are a sick person! she is family!

August 2, 2009 6:32 PM


ANOTHER SENIOR CITIZEN FETISHIST!
IF YOU LIKE THOSE OLD BUZZARDS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY ONE!
SEE HOW YOU LIKE THEM THEN.
WHEN SHE MOVES HER 29 CATS IN YOUR HOUSE SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE WATCHES DAYS OF OUR LIVES ALL DAY LONG SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE MAKES YOU SUGAR COOKIES BUT LEAVES OUT THE SUGAR AND USES SALT SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE STEALS ALL YOUR DRUGS AND DRINKS ALL YOUR LIQUOR SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE CASHES YOUR WORK CHECK AND PLAYS BINGO WITH IT AND WONT SHARE THE WINNINGS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE NEEDS A RIDE TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY AND MAKES YOU GET UP BEFORE NOON TO DO IT SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!
WHEN SHE IS ALWAYS BUGGING YOU TO FIND A NICE GIRL AND SETTLE DOWN SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!

SNOWBANKS FOR ALL THE OLD PEOPLE!!!

EVER WONDER WHY THE ESKIMOS RULE ALASKA AND FEAST ON WHALE BLUBBER?
SMART!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

riiiiight. and so where was this dna revolution?

Anonymous said...

riiiiight. and so where was this dna revolution?

August 2, 2009 6:40 PM


REVELATION not revolution