Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

4,927 comments:

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Anonymous said...

the one who doesn't want to be that one WHAT

what is it you don't want to be?

Anonymous said...

i'm just the one that hates putting up with crap from people. i didn't chose the honor of being the 5th guy. it was given to me apparently because i know something, which i didn't figure out until everyone pratically told me.

that's how you know the difference. i didn't want anything to do with this, only thing i was doing was doing something that felt right.

now i can't even do that because nothing feels right anymore. i'm putting up with crap from everyone just to hopefully smile someday

Anonymous said...

everyone knows perfectly well that i didn't chose any of it.



lol

whatever

Anonymous said...

the 5th guy?

huh

Anonymous said...

:apparently because i know something, which i didn't figure out until everyone pratically told me."


told you what?

Anonymous said...

"oh hey you're jesus"

"lol kk have fun jesus"

you believe this shit

because i can't lol

Anonymous said...

oh, i'm a fool alright

let's just put it that way

someone else got jealous because i bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends saw a connection

Anonymous said...

oh, what's the matter? missing a dance partner suddenly?

oh, i'm dying of laughter after i cry myself to sleep at night

Anonymous said...

what's your stage name?

Anonymous said...

oh, i found out

lol

Anonymous said...

"oh hey you're jesus"

"lol kk have fun jesus"

you believe this shit

because i can't lol





depends who's saying it to who, right?

Anonymous said...

yes very important

jesus to paul said...

All this loose info floating around should have yielded much better results.

I don't see much time for more delay, Macca.

Anonymous said...

if there's a screw missing in your head, and a bunch of people screw it in for you, falls out completely lol

Anonymous said...

whatever


get back

Anonymous said...

I bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends didn't see a connection.


do you believe THAT SHIT?


omg

Dennis Kucinich said...

tree of life, not death

Anonymous said...

lol

oh believe it.

just like fucking kimmel said...

all 444 facebook friends lol

believed it

white horse? white horse. said...

yup. :|

zing said...

right now

Anonymous said...

i mean, canada cough cough

Anonymous said...

yeah, he flipped some shit

Anonymous said...

just another daft song

because i'm so fucking daft, right? lol

Anonymous said...

I bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends didn't see a connection.


do you believe THAT SHIT?


omg


now you see why i hate watching television.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

what is the problem now

Anonymous said...

i'm awake you know this

Anonymous said...

you make my head spin lol

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna spin it faster, just watch.

Anonymous said...

here we go

now this should be interested

taffultum and taffletea are on no sleep lol

Anonymous said...

C'mon, Phoney. Don't be such a jerk. Open the gift.

Anonymous said...

The East Album

Anonymous said...

no, Don't open the gift lol

please don't do that

Anonymous said...

yes open it


It's a GIFT. The PRIZE.


what's wrong with you? it's FREE.

don't laugh said...

answer is at 2:12

Anonymous said...

lol it's funny at 2:12

Anonymous said...

i'm going to play that line allllllllllll day

lol

Anonymous said...

*takes deep breath*

YEAH.

Anonymous said...

lololololololllololololololo

Anonymous said...

exactly. the magic is in the AIR.

some eastern bird gave it to you said...

open your gift


look at the wrapping paper to paradise:

double doors with a ladder on each door, decorated with stories. Now, open the doors at the same time :)

Hi, I'm Lucky said...

if you're lucky

Anonymous said...

if you're Luc-y

right?

funnay said...

you know i'm waiting on the tubez

Anonymous said...

i know

ma maison said...

where's the magic?

in the AIR

Anonymous said...

you know i'm waiting on the tubez



for what?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
you know i'm waiting on the tubez



for what?

I don't need to answer that question if it isn't clear yet

Anonymous said...

My way involves no waiting.

Anonymous said...

i'm not arguing with people

i don't have to, really.

Anonymous said...

I don't need to answer that question if it isn't clear yet




what are you doing to make it clear, then?

Anonymous said...

what everyone else likes to do so much

not say a word

Anonymous said...

"i'm not arguing with people

i don't have to, really."









depends who you are arguing with, and you are.


Open the gift or i'll bust your lip.

Anonymous said...

what everyone else likes to do so much

not say a word





this plan is not advised any longer, as I told you.

You are going directly against my wishes.

Anonymous said...

That's not the choice to be made, really.

lol yeah, not pissed said...

you're forgetting that i'm just here strictly for no reason what so ever, too, right?

Anonymous said...

This is taking way too long, no wonder everyone forgot.

Not me though. I didn't forget anything.

Anonymous said...

and i know you didn't

but everyone is telling to just hang in there

so i'm going to listen because people refused to listen

Anonymous said...

You're supposed to see me again

that was the deal


remember THAT, with SPEED

Charley said...

they just connect and leave, then they fall apart which is hilarious

i love it

Anonymous said...

lol uh oh

jig is up

Anonymous said...

but everyone is telling to just hang in there


everyone who? they set the rule now?


don't think so

Anonymous said...

so you're going to listen because people refused to listen


right?


right?

right?

Anonymous said...

let's just say my personal congress

lol

funny dead guy said...

oh and

i got the speed

but i still yawn

problem?

problem.

oh well.

not happy yet >:)

the uss'r said...

Put me on Air Force 1 and get me out of here.

@ :01, that's my eye on the plane ;)

see it? take off!

Anonymous said...

not happy yet >:)?


get HAPPY. It's TIME!

Anonymous said...

not happy?


you don't know how LUCky you are, boy.

Anonymous said...

Magik with a K, in the Air.

keep your comrade warm said...

Yeah, I'm back all right.

Anonymous said...

not again :(

Anonymous said...

lmfao

so blah said...

lol

worst guy ever :)

LAZY

BORING

WATCH LOL

oh hes been singing said...

lol watch how much he chokes up

LMW said...

Lady Madonna is really trying to make ends meet.

So, why don't you help her?

Anonymous said...

love code

Anonymous said...

Look through the glass onion.

Anonymous said...

You better think RIGHT, you better do RIGHT by me!

Anonymous said...

And I say, it's ALL right.

Anonymous said...

fine i'll play along

Anonymous said...

'bout time


hurry UP!

repo man said...

Get Back.

Anonymous said...

From henceforth shall the Son of man be sitting at the right hand of the power of God.



there you go, you got it.

Anonymous said...

Now sit!

Anonymous said...

The Divine Throne is said to be in or above the seventh heaven.


right

Anonymous said...

See you not how Allah has created the seven heavens one above another, and made the moon a light in their midst, and made the Sun a Lamp?

Anonymous said...

lmfao, all the way to the bank

Anonymous said...

And your heart went boom when I crossed the room.

Right?

Anonymous said...

it did lol

Anonymous said...

i told you that i have a present for you

whenever YOU want to pick it up

fuck anything else you've heard.

Anonymous said...

i give up

youtube isn't working right anymore

Anonymous said...

it's like, each message i type comes from the heart.

and i go to check and they won't even go through

i'm done

Anonymous said...

so much for plans everyone

the one person i want won't get my message

so thank paul mccartney

Anonymous said...

things will get worse, for everyone now


just remember that.

Anonymous said...

ohhh, the winner is here. but where did the prize go? oh, there isn't a prize? there never was a prize?

that's what happens when you try to be honest with someone? lol

ok ok i get it

so i will personally give until thanksgiving. if things don't change, i will give away every single fucking detail - just so i can die after

Anonymous said...

am i really better off dead? seriously i don't know what i did to deserve this. every fucking time i try to pick myself up, i just cant get up.

this is what i get? this is how i'm stuck? there isn't a day where i'm not attacked in my own life, outside of this. it kills me when i go out and it kills me more when i try to actually do something.

yea, nice thank you gift

i cant talk to anyone anymore. i cant look at anyone anymore.

im starving myself to death each day

thats how much i'm hurt

and i still prey that things will be better because i actually hope that god can hear

because im the one guy that wants to be done

Anonymous said...

am i really better off dead? seriously i don't know what i did to deserve this. every fucking time i try to pick myself up, i just cant get up.

this is what i get? this is how i'm stuck? there isn't a day where i'm not attacked in my own life, outside of this. it kills me when i go out and it kills me more when i try to actually do something.

yea, nice thank you gift

i cant talk to anyone anymore. i cant look at anyone anymore.

im starving myself to death each day

thats how much i'm hurt

and i still prey that things will be better because i actually hope that god can hear

because im the one guy that wants to be done

Anonymous said...

i need direction

i need help

Anonymous said...

You need to come to ME

Then I can accept it. That's the only way this will work.

Anonymous said...

I gave you a directio.


EAST

Anonymous said...

You need to come to ME

Then I can accept it. That's the only way this will work.

Is there a Beatle song addressing desperation and/or lameness?

Anonymous said...

The song is for you. Why do you have to be a dick about it ?


Whatever, you know what you're missing.

Anonymous said...

You whiners really make me laugh.

Especially the ones who know exactly what thev're turned away.


lol

Anonymous said...

And no, you're not better off dead.

But if you don't get up and fight for LIFE, you will lose it.

Hope that helps.

Anonymous said...

ohhh, the winner is here. but where did the prize go? oh, there isn't a prize? there never was a prize?

that's what happens when you try to be honest with someone? lol

ok ok i get it

so i will personally give until thanksgiving. if things don't change, i will give away every single fucking detail - just so i can die after


There is most definitely a big prize. You know it, I know, everybody knows it.

I'm with you on the Thanksgiving deadline.


ps

eat something

Anonymous said...

wouldn't it be wonderful to really have a something to be thankful for this time?

LIKE THE LOVE CODE PRIZE?

Alpha Omega said...

You can count me in, out.

Anonymous said...

Let me fatten you up on T Giving.

I know your favorite dishes.

We'll all be happy! And THANKFUL!


what say you, world? Apple pie for everyone?

1/2 a mile away from the railroad track said...

You can have anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

Faulftultong said...

Guys, look at this:

Any credulity you may have had has been erased by the sophomoric scatological humor you attempted. I don't know what your motivation is but you don't need to add the second part or continue this blog any further. It's evident you have nothing to offer.

I love how eight days later I'm still finding comments from people who don't seem to understand the concept of having a joke played on them. Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

3,672 more comments until this "Uh Excuse Me..." post will be locked.


5,000 comments is like concrete, sealing up the pyramid to keep the monster inside.

Anonymous said...

I didn't play a joke. It is very real.

Anonymous said...

Remember me?

the topic of conversation?

Anonymous said...

Really real, if you know what I mean.

you were waiting said...

lost like some forgotten dream

From: This Moment On: said...

What were you really doing?



waiting for Love? perhaps a code?



It's real.

Crack it !

Anonymous said...

1 333 ^

Anonymous said...

I hope that person got a good meal.

Faulftultong said...

It's real code,
it's real,
yes, it's real code,
it's real..

Anonymous said...

We're not joking.

Anonymous said...

real as real can be

Anonymous said...

All the nice People you could have sent, but no, you had to send a demonic boggle eyed shit stirring fish. Well that just about sums you up doesn't it?
Good fucking riddance.

Anonymous said...

And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.

Anonymous said...

And one last thing,
I would strongly advise you to keep yourself and your sad lackeys away from me and mine. Because given half the chance I will beat you to within one inch of your miserable life.

See you on the other side. Or maybe not. Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

yeah

we'll see

hahahah

Anonymous said...

pig latin

lol

pig latin

read it well

that's Officer Dick to you said...

you forget who writes the rules down now adays

you better watch whatcha saying

Anonymous said...

this blog is the most bi-polar joke i've ever read in my entire life lol lmao lmao

guess which page is witch said...

cry me a river

Anonymous said...

looks like the devil


lol

Anonymous said...

From: This Moment On: said...
What were you really doing?



waiting for Love? perhaps a code?



It's real.

Crack it !

November 17, 2011 8:09 PM


oh when that time is right believe me

it's not ready

off to mexico said...

Anonymous said...
All the nice People you could have sent, but no, you had to send a demonic boggle eyed shit stirring fish. Well that just about sums you up doesn't it?
Good fucking riddance.

November 18, 2011 1:39 AM

Hey, haha, man, you have got to try some of this "shutthefuckup" juice

it's delicious

oh wait, fresh out of the stuff

Anonymous said...

oh,& the problem isn't even fixed yet

Anonymous said...

watch me complain lol

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.

November 18, 2011 1:49 AM

i don't understand that gibberish you speak? lol

better luck next time

the threats you made said...

You could never know what it's like

Your blood like winter freezes just like ice

And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you

You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

Anonymous said...

well damnit this is my problem and it's yet to be addressed

Anonymous said...

i do know what it's like because i'm the one who has to put himself into this situation each and every night because i can't take things too easy

Anonymous said...

uh, what are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.



tin-pot prick? the giver doesn't have a tin-pot prick,
fyi

Anonymous said...

would you like to hear what really grinds my gears? when you can't sleep because your rotator cuff is killing you

ok? lol clear now are

Anonymous said...

morons are behind this at times, believe me lol

that's why i just gradually bitch and complain for fun because i know people read this now

comprende said...

which why is i dont say sense at times

Anonymous said...

oh my

is getting late

time for bed!

on the other hand hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

there's something to be proud of.

meanwhile, the solution as all around you

Anonymous said...

is all around you


not that anyone cares


but you shoud!

Anonymous said...

i care

you just dont want to believe that i do lol

Anonymous said...

I've got a whole lot of things to tell you, when you come Home.

Anonymous said...

you just dont want to believe that i do lol




you can do a LOT better with that news, man.

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of waiting.

Anonymous said...

Come home, macca. And bring all your friends with you.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I've got a whole lot of things to tell you, when you come Home.

November 18, 2011 4:19 AM

I'm home

I'll be home

Don't worrys

iameye said...

he'll be fine

he's a little hot head

lol

iameye said...

I don't really like when you speak for me. I can do that myself, thanks.


and you better get home pretty soon

Paul, na na nanana said...

Anonymous said...
I'm tired of waiting.

November 18, 2011 4:25 AM

lol, answer me this

did i, or did i not come home?

you claim the i didn't

but the last time i checked, i'm pretty sure i did.

yeawoooo said...

oh HI iameye

lol

its an honor as always

Anonymous said...

light says red but my car has turbo


VROOOM


oh lol sorry just flew past that light that said stop

Anonymous said...

but the last time i checked, i'm pretty sure i did.





well, you did, it's true, I can't really argue about that

Anonymous said...

So I guess there's more to do and another place to go.

But you're aware of that, so cut the doublespeak.


lol

ol' blue eye said...

what's better?

out of sight or in sight?


in- sight is better

Anonymous said...

I would strongly advise you to keep yourself and your sad lackeys away from me and mine. Because given half the chance I will beat you to within one inch of your miserable life.



lol


You can't kick your mama's ass, it's against the Law.

I'm sending all my lackeys over there today to "talk" some sense into you, and I'll deal with you personally later.


lol

Anonymous said...

OK, lackeys, move on out. You have work to do.

that's where we're going said...

obelisk, obelda


LIFE goes ON! bra!

and if you want some fun said...

LA la la la LIFE goes on.

Captain Obvious said...

You can't kick your mama's ass, it's against the Law.

I'm sending all my lackeys over there today to "talk" some sense into you, and I'll deal with you personally later.


lol

November 18, 2011 5:52 AM


That wasn't me saying it, friendlyz

lmao, that was the angry bird a bit angry with my use of language


:D

I struck a nerve or two, I think lol

seek ye first said...

How about you just walk through that Eastern gate and shut the fuck up.


we can talk about it later

Anonymous said...

But seek first his kingdom and his RIGHTEOUSNESS, and all these things will be given to you as well.




Given, as in Gift.

Anonymous said...

okie dokie


lmao

because said...

that song sucks

guess who! said...

You guys have no idea who you are, do you?



allow me to ID you:

Moreover, I will give you what you have not asked for--both riches and honor--so that in your lifetime you will have no equal among kings.

Anonymous said...

Because the Sky is Blue.

the banker never wears a hat said...

lmao all the way to the bank

this way out said...

opps

never wears a Mac


in the pouring rain

Anonymous said...

I know what is going on, believe me lol

you're forgetting who came in back in 2008 with the impression of

"Well, if THAT's that, and THAT'S THAT, what would happen if...."

lol

goodness gracious said...

what have you done for me lately?

anything?

Anonymous said...

ring ring

oh, my, lol, what's this phone sitting next to me

oh, it's the invisible courtesy phone.

lol

hold on, invisible phonecall from the invisible time machine

i'm aPAULed said...

goodness gracious said...
what have you done for me lately?

anything?

November 18, 2011 6:30 AM

i'm waiting for you like i said i would.

Anonymous said...

wait a little closer, like in my driveway

Anonymous said...

OH, Oh lol, OH, lol

i'm sorry does someone need more heart strings to be pulled?

because these jokes are just killing me

Anonymous said...

whatever, when you want me, I'll be out on the driveway, at Home.

O:) said...

let's pull some strings and make it happen then

lol

i'm still waiting to get punched in the lip

white rain courtesy phone said...

By the rivers of Babel, there we sat and we wept, when we remembered Zion

Muhammad Abu Dhabi said...

punched in the lip for not opening the gift


yea, well, doing that right now

in her pretty little head said...

Don't mess with mama. She's got huevos.

Anonymous said...

What the Mama saw, it was against the LAW.

TaffulTea said...

lol

oh i'm laughing

Anonymous said...

whatever

I'm not.

Anonymous said...

I don't laugh anymore

I just say I do

I know you're pissed

Which is what I was expecting

Get it RIGHT said...

Maybe you should do something about that in a big fat hurry, luv.

Anonymous said...

Mr McCartney, please get it right.

Anonymous said...

It's not McCartney damnit

He knows what's going on but it's not him

He, like YOU, is waiting for THAT to happen

We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army

duh

Anonymous said...

We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army

duh




don't you duh me, mister


I AM the ARMY


duh


join me!

youreyesight said...

It's not McCartney damnit

He knows what's going on but it's not him

He, like YOU, is waiting for THAT to happen




Like I said, tell him to wait closer.

that's all


the REST is under control

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army

duh




don't you duh me, mister


I AM the ARMY


duh


join me!

November 18, 2011 7:07 AM

I didn't wake up extra early today for no reason lol

Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do

Anonymous said...

This moment will arise.

of the rising sun said...

Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do




I hope you have a lot of friends. Mine seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth.

give me thanksgiving

I really want that, don't you?

Anonymous said...

of the rising sun said...
Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do




I hope you have a lot of friends. Mine seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth.

give me thanksgiving

I really want that, don't you?

November 18, 2011 7:22 AM


Yes that would be nice

And I still have friends, just not sure who I can trust anymore except for a few

gobble gooble said...

I'll be the turkey, it's not a problem.

GO HOME! said...

Get back, Mac.

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