I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.
AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/
Cease and desist you naughty boy.
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what is it you don't want to be?
i'm just the one that hates putting up with crap from people. i didn't chose the honor of being the 5th guy. it was given to me apparently because i know something, which i didn't figure out until everyone pratically told me.
that's how you know the difference. i didn't want anything to do with this, only thing i was doing was doing something that felt right.
now i can't even do that because nothing feels right anymore. i'm putting up with crap from everyone just to hopefully smile someday
everyone knows perfectly well that i didn't chose any of it.
lol
whatever
the 5th guy?
huh
:apparently because i know something, which i didn't figure out until everyone pratically told me."
told you what?
"oh hey you're jesus"
"lol kk have fun jesus"
you believe this shit
because i can't lol
oh, i'm a fool alright
let's just put it that way
someone else got jealous because i bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends saw a connection
oh, what's the matter? missing a dance partner suddenly?
oh, i'm dying of laughter after i cry myself to sleep at night
what's your stage name?
oh, i found out
lol
"oh hey you're jesus"
"lol kk have fun jesus"
you believe this shit
because i can't lol
depends who's saying it to who, right?
yes very important
All this loose info floating around should have yielded much better results.
I don't see much time for more delay, Macca.
if there's a screw missing in your head, and a bunch of people screw it in for you, falls out completely lol
whatever
get back
I bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends didn't see a connection.
do you believe THAT SHIT?
omg
tree of life, not death
lol
oh believe it.
all 444 facebook friends lol
believed it
yup. :|
right now
i mean, canada cough cough
yeah, he flipped some shit
just another daft song
because i'm so fucking daft, right? lol
I bleeped out my stage name and a whole bunch of my hippie friends didn't see a connection.
do you believe THAT SHIT?
omg
now you see why i hate watching television.
whatever
what is the problem now
i'm awake you know this
you make my head spin lol
I'm gonna spin it faster, just watch.
here we go
now this should be interested
taffultum and taffletea are on no sleep lol
C'mon, Phoney. Don't be such a jerk. Open the gift.
The East Album
no, Don't open the gift lol
please don't do that
yes open it
It's a GIFT. The PRIZE.
what's wrong with you? it's FREE.
answer is at 2:12
lol it's funny at 2:12
i'm going to play that line allllllllllll day
lol
*takes deep breath*
YEAH.
lololololololllololololololo
exactly. the magic is in the AIR.
open your gift
look at the wrapping paper to paradise:
double doors with a ladder on each door, decorated with stories. Now, open the doors at the same time :)
if you're lucky
if you're Luc-y
right?
you know i'm waiting on the tubez
i know
where's the magic?
in the AIR
you know i'm waiting on the tubez
for what?
Anonymous said...
you know i'm waiting on the tubez
for what?
I don't need to answer that question if it isn't clear yet
My way involves no waiting.
i'm not arguing with people
i don't have to, really.
I don't need to answer that question if it isn't clear yet
what are you doing to make it clear, then?
what everyone else likes to do so much
not say a word
"i'm not arguing with people
i don't have to, really."
depends who you are arguing with, and you are.
Open the gift or i'll bust your lip.
what everyone else likes to do so much
not say a word
this plan is not advised any longer, as I told you.
You are going directly against my wishes.
That's not the choice to be made, really.
you're forgetting that i'm just here strictly for no reason what so ever, too, right?
This is taking way too long, no wonder everyone forgot.
Not me though. I didn't forget anything.
and i know you didn't
but everyone is telling to just hang in there
so i'm going to listen because people refused to listen
You're supposed to see me again
that was the deal
remember THAT, with SPEED
they just connect and leave, then they fall apart which is hilarious
i love it
lol uh oh
jig is up
but everyone is telling to just hang in there
everyone who? they set the rule now?
don't think so
so you're going to listen because people refused to listen
right?
right?
right?
let's just say my personal congress
lol
oh and
i got the speed
but i still yawn
problem?
problem.
oh well.
not happy yet >:)
Put me on Air Force 1 and get me out of here.
@ :01, that's my eye on the plane ;)
see it? take off!
not happy yet >:)?
get HAPPY. It's TIME!
not happy?
you don't know how LUCky you are, boy.
Magik with a K, in the Air.
Yeah, I'm back all right.
not again :(
lmfao
lol
worst guy ever :)
LAZY
BORING
WATCH LOL
lol watch how much he chokes up
Lady Madonna is really trying to make ends meet.
So, why don't you help her?
love code
Look through the glass onion.
You better think RIGHT, you better do RIGHT by me!
And I say, it's ALL right.
fine i'll play along
'bout time
hurry UP!
Get Back.
From henceforth shall the Son of man be sitting at the right hand of the power of God.
there you go, you got it.
Now sit!
The Divine Throne is said to be in or above the seventh heaven.
right
See you not how Allah has created the seven heavens one above another, and made the moon a light in their midst, and made the Sun a Lamp?
lmfao, all the way to the bank
And your heart went boom when I crossed the room.
Right?
it did lol
i told you that i have a present for you
whenever YOU want to pick it up
fuck anything else you've heard.
i give up
youtube isn't working right anymore
it's like, each message i type comes from the heart.
and i go to check and they won't even go through
i'm done
so much for plans everyone
the one person i want won't get my message
so thank paul mccartney
things will get worse, for everyone now
just remember that.
ohhh, the winner is here. but where did the prize go? oh, there isn't a prize? there never was a prize?
that's what happens when you try to be honest with someone? lol
ok ok i get it
so i will personally give until thanksgiving. if things don't change, i will give away every single fucking detail - just so i can die after
am i really better off dead? seriously i don't know what i did to deserve this. every fucking time i try to pick myself up, i just cant get up.
this is what i get? this is how i'm stuck? there isn't a day where i'm not attacked in my own life, outside of this. it kills me when i go out and it kills me more when i try to actually do something.
yea, nice thank you gift
i cant talk to anyone anymore. i cant look at anyone anymore.
im starving myself to death each day
thats how much i'm hurt
and i still prey that things will be better because i actually hope that god can hear
because im the one guy that wants to be done
am i really better off dead? seriously i don't know what i did to deserve this. every fucking time i try to pick myself up, i just cant get up.
this is what i get? this is how i'm stuck? there isn't a day where i'm not attacked in my own life, outside of this. it kills me when i go out and it kills me more when i try to actually do something.
yea, nice thank you gift
i cant talk to anyone anymore. i cant look at anyone anymore.
im starving myself to death each day
thats how much i'm hurt
and i still prey that things will be better because i actually hope that god can hear
because im the one guy that wants to be done
i need direction
i need help
You need to come to ME
Then I can accept it. That's the only way this will work.
I gave you a directio.
EAST
You need to come to ME
Then I can accept it. That's the only way this will work.
Is there a Beatle song addressing desperation and/or lameness?
The song is for you. Why do you have to be a dick about it ?
Whatever, you know what you're missing.
You whiners really make me laugh.
Especially the ones who know exactly what thev're turned away.
lol
And no, you're not better off dead.
But if you don't get up and fight for LIFE, you will lose it.
Hope that helps.
ohhh, the winner is here. but where did the prize go? oh, there isn't a prize? there never was a prize?
that's what happens when you try to be honest with someone? lol
ok ok i get it
so i will personally give until thanksgiving. if things don't change, i will give away every single fucking detail - just so i can die after
There is most definitely a big prize. You know it, I know, everybody knows it.
I'm with you on the Thanksgiving deadline.
ps
eat something
wouldn't it be wonderful to really have a something to be thankful for this time?
LIKE THE LOVE CODE PRIZE?
You can count me in, out.
Let me fatten you up on T Giving.
I know your favorite dishes.
We'll all be happy! And THANKFUL!
what say you, world? Apple pie for everyone?
You can have anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
Guys, look at this:
Any credulity you may have had has been erased by the sophomoric scatological humor you attempted. I don't know what your motivation is but you don't need to add the second part or continue this blog any further. It's evident you have nothing to offer.
I love how eight days later I'm still finding comments from people who don't seem to understand the concept of having a joke played on them. Brilliant.
3,672 more comments until this "Uh Excuse Me..." post will be locked.
5,000 comments is like concrete, sealing up the pyramid to keep the monster inside.
I didn't play a joke. It is very real.
Remember me?
the topic of conversation?
Really real, if you know what I mean.
lost like some forgotten dream
What were you really doing?
waiting for Love? perhaps a code?
It's real.
Crack it !
1 333 ^
I hope that person got a good meal.
It's real code,
it's real,
yes, it's real code,
it's real..
We're not joking.
real as real can be
All the nice People you could have sent, but no, you had to send a demonic boggle eyed shit stirring fish. Well that just about sums you up doesn't it?
Good fucking riddance.
And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.
And one last thing,
I would strongly advise you to keep yourself and your sad lackeys away from me and mine. Because given half the chance I will beat you to within one inch of your miserable life.
See you on the other side. Or maybe not. Time will tell.
yeah
we'll see
hahahah
pig latin
lol
pig latin
read it well
you forget who writes the rules down now adays
you better watch whatcha saying
this blog is the most bi-polar joke i've ever read in my entire life lol lmao lmao
cry me a river
looks like the devil
lol
From: This Moment On: said...
What were you really doing?
waiting for Love? perhaps a code?
It's real.
Crack it !
November 17, 2011 8:09 PM
oh when that time is right believe me
it's not ready
Anonymous said...
All the nice People you could have sent, but no, you had to send a demonic boggle eyed shit stirring fish. Well that just about sums you up doesn't it?
Good fucking riddance.
November 18, 2011 1:39 AM
Hey, haha, man, you have got to try some of this "shutthefuckup" juice
it's delicious
oh wait, fresh out of the stuff
oh,& the problem isn't even fixed yet
watch me complain lol
Anonymous said...
And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.
November 18, 2011 1:49 AM
i don't understand that gibberish you speak? lol
better luck next time
You could never know what it's like
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
well damnit this is my problem and it's yet to be addressed
i do know what it's like because i'm the one who has to put himself into this situation each and every night because i can't take things too easy
uh, what are you talking about?
And you can shove your rank gifts up your blundering great arse you tin-pot prick.
tin-pot prick? the giver doesn't have a tin-pot prick,
fyi
would you like to hear what really grinds my gears? when you can't sleep because your rotator cuff is killing you
ok? lol clear now are
morons are behind this at times, believe me lol
that's why i just gradually bitch and complain for fun because i know people read this now
which why is i dont say sense at times
oh my
is getting late
time for bed!
on the other hand hmmmmm
there's something to be proud of.
meanwhile, the solution as all around you
is all around you
not that anyone cares
but you shoud!
i care
you just dont want to believe that i do lol
I've got a whole lot of things to tell you, when you come Home.
you just dont want to believe that i do lol
you can do a LOT better with that news, man.
I'm tired of waiting.
Come home, macca. And bring all your friends with you.
Anonymous said...
I've got a whole lot of things to tell you, when you come Home.
November 18, 2011 4:19 AM
I'm home
I'll be home
Don't worrys
he'll be fine
he's a little hot head
lol
I don't really like when you speak for me. I can do that myself, thanks.
and you better get home pretty soon
Anonymous said...
I'm tired of waiting.
November 18, 2011 4:25 AM
lol, answer me this
did i, or did i not come home?
you claim the i didn't
but the last time i checked, i'm pretty sure i did.
oh HI iameye
lol
its an honor as always
light says red but my car has turbo
VROOOM
oh lol sorry just flew past that light that said stop
but the last time i checked, i'm pretty sure i did.
well, you did, it's true, I can't really argue about that
So I guess there's more to do and another place to go.
But you're aware of that, so cut the doublespeak.
lol
what's better?
out of sight or in sight?
in- sight is better
I would strongly advise you to keep yourself and your sad lackeys away from me and mine. Because given half the chance I will beat you to within one inch of your miserable life.
lol
You can't kick your mama's ass, it's against the Law.
I'm sending all my lackeys over there today to "talk" some sense into you, and I'll deal with you personally later.
lol
OK, lackeys, move on out. You have work to do.
obelisk, obelda
LIFE goes ON! bra!
LA la la la LIFE goes on.
You can't kick your mama's ass, it's against the Law.
I'm sending all my lackeys over there today to "talk" some sense into you, and I'll deal with you personally later.
lol
November 18, 2011 5:52 AM
That wasn't me saying it, friendlyz
lmao, that was the angry bird a bit angry with my use of language
:D
I struck a nerve or two, I think lol
How about you just walk through that Eastern gate and shut the fuck up.
we can talk about it later
But seek first his kingdom and his RIGHTEOUSNESS, and all these things will be given to you as well.
Given, as in Gift.
okie dokie
lmao
that song sucks
You guys have no idea who you are, do you?
allow me to ID you:
Moreover, I will give you what you have not asked for--both riches and honor--so that in your lifetime you will have no equal among kings.
Because the Sky is Blue.
lmao all the way to the bank
opps
never wears a Mac
in the pouring rain
I know what is going on, believe me lol
you're forgetting who came in back in 2008 with the impression of
"Well, if THAT's that, and THAT'S THAT, what would happen if...."
lol
what have you done for me lately?
anything?
ring ring
oh, my, lol, what's this phone sitting next to me
oh, it's the invisible courtesy phone.
lol
hold on, invisible phonecall from the invisible time machine
goodness gracious said...
what have you done for me lately?
anything?
November 18, 2011 6:30 AM
i'm waiting for you like i said i would.
wait a little closer, like in my driveway
OH, Oh lol, OH, lol
i'm sorry does someone need more heart strings to be pulled?
because these jokes are just killing me
whatever, when you want me, I'll be out on the driveway, at Home.
let's pull some strings and make it happen then
lol
i'm still waiting to get punched in the lip
By the rivers of Babel, there we sat and we wept, when we remembered Zion
punched in the lip for not opening the gift
yea, well, doing that right now
Don't mess with mama. She's got huevos.
What the Mama saw, it was against the LAW.
lol
oh i'm laughing
whatever
I'm not.
I don't laugh anymore
I just say I do
I know you're pissed
Which is what I was expecting
Maybe you should do something about that in a big fat hurry, luv.
Mr McCartney, please get it right.
It's not McCartney damnit
He knows what's going on but it's not him
He, like YOU, is waiting for THAT to happen
We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army
duh
We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army
duh
don't you duh me, mister
I AM the ARMY
duh
join me!
It's not McCartney damnit
He knows what's going on but it's not him
He, like YOU, is waiting for THAT to happen
Like I said, tell him to wait closer.
that's all
the REST is under control
Anonymous said...
We need to make it happen so we can go and join his little army
duh
don't you duh me, mister
I AM the ARMY
duh
join me!
November 18, 2011 7:07 AM
I didn't wake up extra early today for no reason lol
Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do
This moment will arise.
Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do
I hope you have a lot of friends. Mine seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth.
give me thanksgiving
I really want that, don't you?
of the rising sun said...
Give me a little bit of time to get some stuff ready and I'll be hoping for something to happen, like I always do
I hope you have a lot of friends. Mine seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth.
give me thanksgiving
I really want that, don't you?
November 18, 2011 7:22 AM
Yes that would be nice
And I still have friends, just not sure who I can trust anymore except for a few
I'll be the turkey, it's not a problem.
Get back, Mac.
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