Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

4,927 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Like taking candy away from babies

Anonymous said...

well the last 5000th comment ended with "BURN BITCH BURN" along with a clip of revolution 9....

i hope this 5000th post outdoes that last doozey.

Anonymous said...

holy fuck slow down brah

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

why do the pidgions hate the DOVE SO MUCH?


I dunno either

Anonymous said...

it's like a tumor that's spreading at an extreme rate..

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

the Lord givith, and the lord taketh AWAY

Anonymous said...

i love the dove

i shower with it daily

Anonymous said...

my god lol

so much for a chill pill amirite

Anonymous said...

speaking of pills

it's happy hour at the pharmacy

Anonymous said...

oh my god

you think this iamaphoney nurse has a script pad?

AND she was extremely hot?

i'd brush my teeth with the whole youtube series then..

Anonymous said...

spam spam spam spam spam

Anonymous said...

hay

Anonymous said...

hay

Anonymous said...

who putz all tht spam in ure jamz

Uoko said...

I do so come here!

Anonymous said...

4090

Anonymous said...

meh

Anonymous said...

i love to talk

Anonymous said...

oh my

Anonymous said...

hahahaha wow.

so after all that hubub, the answer is. . .kind of a downer.

but not surprising

Anonymous said...

well that explains why Apple Records didn't get back to Phoney about his prize money lol

Anonymous said...

blasphemy

i bet that isn't really mike mccartney in ra 87 either!

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.

Anonymous said...

Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

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Taking time away

Anonymous said...

Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


better luck next time

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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Guess you didn't notice taht time is HOT!


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Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was suspicious that there was no mention of a contest other than that one article, but it did seem like something they'd do for publicity.




oh, I'm SURE you heard about it.

Anonymous said...

they should have offered fifty grand, drop in the bucket

Anonymous said...

who could possibly want to spam this blog to an early finish?

oh wait.... i might know..

Anonymous said...

if they offered fifty grand, either:

A) nobody would win it.

B) diehard beatle fan wins, then loses 25,000 in taxes.

Anonymous said...

Well that shows that if someone believes there is a puzzle, they can solve it, whether or not there actually is one hahaha

Anonymous said...

I wonder where he got the yellow "Love" Mustang from...

God, I hope he didn't buy it with his own money and then go through all that trouble getting those pieces of paper to stick on the hood, doors, and trunk

Anonymous said...

could you imagine how slow he'd have to go with that thing interms of miles per hour, when it comes to recording AND making sure the pieces of paper don't fall off?

easily taken 3 days to record without any problems.

Anonymous said...

God, I hope he didn't buy it with his own money and then go through all that trouble getting those pieces of paper to stick on the hood, doors, and trunk

the decals were pretty easy to remove

Anonymous said...

Phoney never claimed he won any prize money

Anonymous said...

God, I hope he didn't buy it with his own money and then go through all that trouble getting those pieces of paper to stick on the hood, doors, and trunk

the decals were pretty easy to remove

January 5, 2012 7:03 PM


... you would know

Anonymous said...

how would a list of samples blow anyone's mind?

unless you shot them at someone

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Phoney never claimed he won any prize money

January 5, 2012 7:04 PM

that's a farse statement..


how could you possibly spend 5 years doing some project like this without making any money?

i mean, sure, it's fun to play along and everything but i couldn't see myself typing messages the way he types them for THAT long..

i would break under pressure after a year or two.

of course then there's the slight chance that i'm growing lots of pot in my backyard and aside from selling alot of it, i'd smoke alot -- which would make my life much more easier and alot guiltfree when people write to me and complain about my horrible story telling ability.

i mean, come on -- where's the plot.. first we talk about some paul is dead clues, then BAM out of nowhere Aliester Crowley gets thrown in.. then out of the blue Heather Mills... terrible outline..

Anonymous said...

i mean, come on -- where's the plot.. first we talk about some paul is dead clues, then BAM out of nowhere Aliester Crowley gets thrown in.. then out of the blue Heather Mills... terrible outline..


same basic plot all PIDers have. . .starts with Paul, then moves to aliens or clones.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i mean, come on -- where's the plot.. first we talk about some paul is dead clues, then BAM out of nowhere Aliester Crowley gets thrown in.. then out of the blue Heather Mills... terrible outline..


same basic plot all PIDers have. . .starts with Paul, then moves to aliens or clones.

January 5, 2012 7:10 PM

yikies

Anonymous said...

time for vodka

Anonymous said...

Whatever.

Anonymous said...

i would LOVE to have an incentive to quit smoking at the end of the year

Anonymous said...

oh hey giggles

Anonymous said...

i'm a wreckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing at this point Phoney has a dartboard with John Charles on it lol

Anonymous said...

Well, you can deal with the middleman all fucking day long And continue to get screwed, or you can deal with the main dude who will make your dreams come true.


Oh wait,

I forgot you already made that choice , yeah right

Anonymous said...

i would LOVE to have an incentive to quit smoking at the end of the year

the mayans predicted you'd say that

Anonymous said...

Well, you can deal with the middleman all fucking day long And continue to get screwed, or you can deal with the main dude who will make your dreams come true.

the middleman? YOu mean Jesus, the Mediator?

Anonymous said...

Well, you can deal with the middleman all fucking day long And continue to get screwed, or you can deal with the main dude who will make your dreams come true.


Oh wait,

I forgot you already made that choice , yeah right

January 5, 2012 7:28 PM

i didn't know there was a dude involved

and i don't recall making any choices other than one tiny, really small, confidential one

Anonymous said...

the main dude who makes dreams come true AKA SATAN?!?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

what if your dream is that no one else's dreams come true?

what THEN?

Anonymous said...

i'd be waisting my breath, if that were the case..

looks like i am

Anonymous said...

no love code or prize doesn't change the fact that Paul is Saturn

George Kush

Anonymous said...

to the dude worried that no one's dreams will come true and we're all screwed and now you're crestfallen.


don't worry so much

it's just life

nothing new

Anonymous said...

the code will BLOW YOUR MIND

Anonymous said...

Not even close to what I told you.


You wanted a revelation?

What a load of shit. Revelation won't forgive what you did, dig?

Anonymous said...

You wanted a revelation?

no, that was Iameye

I wanted vodka

Anonymous said...

What a load of shit. Revelation won't forgive what you did, dig?

so you're a Buddhist?

Anonymous said...

who says "dig" anymore?

Anonymous said...

ok... well i'm confused now

Anonymous said...

i'd tell you who says dig, but i don't want to...

although i have enough of evidence to put someone on blast right now...

i'm not going to :)

Anonymous said...

correction, two people... hard to tell - yeeeehhh

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate lip synchers too,

Anonymous said...

don't make me separate you two

Anonymous said...

LIP SYNCH--HOLD THE BOAT THERE BETSY

i'm the last person you'd want to willingly give a guitar to.. trust me

Anonymous said...

the code = vodka on the rocks

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not even close to what I told you.


You wanted a revelation?

What a load of shit. Revelation won't forgive what you did, dig?

January 5, 2012 7:50 PM

Ha, if there was one person to blame for that

Anonymous said...

my head hurts

Anonymous said...

the Nurse is alive

Anonymous said...

I blame all of you

for that thing

you know

Anonymous said...

Too many hungry people losing weight.


Not a good thing,

Anonymous said...

Not blaming.


Just sooooooooo disappointed that you failed me.

Anonymous said...

well you can talk about it

Anonymous said...

Blog over tomorrow, for sure.


live it up now.

Anonymous said...

Talk about it?

lol

Anonymous said...

Not blaming.


Just sooooooooo disappointed that you failed me.

No one can fail anyone. You can only fail yourself.

Anonymous said...

I guess someone can re-edit the Wikipedia article now


lol

Anonymous said...

i wish there were a talking stage

Anonymous said...

These blog comments are way more interesting than Iamaphoney, I think.

It's telling a story within a story.

Anonymous said...

and i don't recall making any choices other than one tiny, really small, confidential one


hmm


well if THAT's what I'm thinking it was, what was that, really? just a joke to you.


That was you last mistake

Anonymous said...

These blog comments are way more interesting than Iamaphoney, I think.

It's telling a story within a story.




oh, gee. Just get here?

One story, one way. Get with the program.

Anonymous said...

In the end, phony dies of emaciation and bled to death.

Thanks a LOT guys.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
and i don't recall making any choices other than one tiny, really small, confidential one


hmm


well if THAT's what I'm thinking it was, what was that, really? just a joke to you.


That was you last mistake

January 5, 2012 8:18 PM

believe me, wasn't a joke..

Anonymous said...

One story, one way. Get with the program.


try Craiglist missed connections

Anonymous said...

No one can fail anyone. You can only fail yourself.


au contra ire


you failed me

look at the results! I did NOT fail you, however. so suck it.

Anonymous said...

ps 888 to go

Anonymous said...

try Craiglist missed connections




try Craigslist once in a lifetime free mega deals

Anonymous said...

au contra ire


you failed me

look at the results! I did NOT fail you, however. so suck it.


are you also a female reincarnation of Paul? They have a section for that on Craigslist

Anonymous said...

post on Craigslist that you're looking for a wack job who won't fail your Beatle fantasy and then invite him to Comicon

kill two birds with one stone

Graven Image said...

Not a joke?


seriously, you failed me, of ALL PEOPLE.

shame on you


steal my legacy?

That'll bite you in the face, trust me.

Anonymous said...

so the message I'm getting here, from George Kush through Yenz through S3AN L3NNON, PFPRap, reincarnated Paul chick, and Phoney is that everyone fails bigtime around here.

Oh yeah, Mikey too

Anonymous said...

I posted on Craigslist in the "Bite me in my Face" section so things are looking up

Anonymous said...

post on Craigslist that you're looking for a wack job who won't fail your Beatle fantasy and then invite him to Comicon

kill two birds with one stone



see?

exactly what I just said,

Beatle fantasy my ASS.

what a moron

Anonymous said...

so the message I'm getting here, from George Kush through Yenz through S3AN L3NNON, PFPRap, reincarnated Paul chick, and Phoney is that everyone fails bigtime around here.

Oh yeah, Mikey too


not fails


failed

past tense

Anonymous said...

Beatle fantasy my ASS.

that's a weird fantasy

Anonymous said...

let's not forget Iameye and Falcon. . .

at least Phoney and PFPrap and Mikey make videos

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Anonymous said...

Phoney and PFPrap and Mikey make videos


oh, they will certainly pay big time for that..

Sit in the corner and get nervous, boys.

I'm after you.

Anonymous said...

uhoh

Anonymous said...

"Sit in the corner and get nervous"
--deleted line from original Terminator film

Anonymous said...

fuck off and die

Anonymous said...

"fuck off and die"

deleted line from Jr High School

Anonymous said...

next time, try real life

Anonymous said...

--deleted line from original Apple film

Anonymous said...

next time, try real life?


DUH YEAH

like the reason you got here


why did I have to get stuck which the idiots? why why why?

Anonymous said...

how can you be stuck with people on a blog you don't know?

lol

craigslist, then comicon

trust me on this

Anonymous said...

make your own blog

or videos

then complain about your guests

Anonymous said...

No, end blog, get a face

trust ME on this


and seriously man, choke to death on comicon

Anonymous said...

make your own blog

or videos

then complain about your guests













suck it, suck it, and suck it more

You're so Sorry said...

make your own blog

or videos



I don't have to, They do it for me, Einstein.

Anonymous said...

and they did a shitty job.


You are all fired, BTW

Waited 'till after the Holidays, hope you're fine, get the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

later hater

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
next time, try real life

January 5, 2012 8:50 PM

okie dokie

i'm ready

beatlezzz said...

how is right to write this lennon quote: ...along the road always doing signpost backwards.
Please write full quote, video (2:16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1KZGPYjleE

Anonymous said...

You know the expression "turd in the punch bowl"? Meaning, a really good thing that is tainted by something so off-putting that people may avoid it all together. I think that this blog's comment activity, the iamaphoney comment page, and life in general, is sort of like a punch bowl consisting of a delicious punch spiked with a heavy dash of Patron, a heavier dash of the cleanest LSD, some diced fruit like pineapples and stuff, and some turds.

IMO, you'd have to be ignorant, apathetic, or a coward, to not try this punch. It would sting your pride perhaps, and maybe upset your stomach, but I believe it would be more than worth it given that those turds aren't going to hurt you beyond repair.

I speak from ignorance of my standing with the bowl.

Anonymous said...

And yet another coincidence. On the bulletin board white board next to the main white board in one of my classes, there was a picture of a blue tree with an apple in it, and an arrow indicating it's falling. And below, in red, was the phrase "like father, like son."

I realize it had to do with the lesson, and English phrases, but I immediately thought of blue apples.

signpost backwards said...

Kisses on the bottom are X's signed.

Saltire Fences and Gates said...

The term derives from the Middle English and Middle French words for an X-shaped animal barricade that people could jump over. Presumably, the animals could jump over the middle of the X as well, but it never occurred to them to do so.

Anonymous said...

Kisses on the bottom are X's signed.

You should read into that.

It's a line from one of the songs on the album.

But you should start investigating it, should pay off.

like all the other stuff

Anonymous said...

oh, I have tons of cash

help yourself

Anonymous said...

BTW


this blog is over today. Take the money and run

Anonymous said...

oh, I have tons of cash

that's the kind of thing people with tons of cash say

on blogs

Anonymous said...

this blog is over today. Take the money and run

I'll take it.

Do you need a bank routing number or how does this work?

Anonymous said...

Take what works for you.


that's the kind of thing people with tons of cash say




on blogs


no, that's what I said here and now.


doesn't matter where I say it. If you want the cash, garb it with both fists.

plenty for everyone

Anonymous said...

4224

Anonymous said...

J, I love you.

Anonymous said...

If you want the cash, grab it with both fists.

my local stores don't accept metaphorical cash, sorry

I'll take real currency, however

Anonymous said...

real currency?

hahaha no one here deals with anything real

Anonymous said...

Sorry you don't understand the concept here.


oh well, more cash for someone else then.

Cash Cab said...

hahaha no one here deals with anything real


oh really?

I am.


and again, that's your loss

Anonymous said...

electric currency

J said...

I guess I'll have to start imitating Tafultong again in order to get him to update his fucking blog..

Anonymous said...

Sorry you don't understand the concept here.

no one does obviously

in the real world, when we use words, we mean what we say literally

if the cash isn't real, don't use the word "cash"

if the cash isn't metaphorical, explain what the word "cash" means and how we are supposed to grab it

if you are unable to do that, or to explain what you mean, then you will continue to fail

otherwise no one will take you seriously

and you will continue to sputter and make threats and tell everyone they've let you down

and that would make you a psycho

Anonymous said...

if we're handing out metaphorical treasure I've got 700 trillion dollars worth

take all you want!

then I go to comicon with psycho

Anonymous said...

I guess I'll have to start imitating Tafultong again in order to get him to update his fucking blog.

what is there to update?

Anonymous said...

lol


you wish

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