Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

5,000 comments:

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Anonymous said...

they know too much damnit lmao

George lol Bush said...

strike that, forget i said it

Anonymous said...

yes i was responsible for uhm that lol

Anonymous said...

The dogs are barking which can only mean one thing lol

Anonymous said...

Zapatos, that's what you got to choose.

Anonymous said...

stop trying too much you know i'm married

Anonymous said...

happily taken i thank you

Anonymous said...

Who wouldn't be in love with Love?


lol

Olo said...

lol

Faithful and True said...

stop trying too much you know i'm married


yes, I do.



The kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son.

Blessed are those who are invited to the wedding supper of the Lamb!

"OM" with the guru deva said...

the cow of untimely doom said...
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Let's reverse that!

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Anonymous said...

try this mantra:


HOME

FYI said...

Etymology

The Sanskrit word mantra- (m.; also n. mantram) consists of the root man- "to think" (also in manas "mind") and the suffix -tra, designating tools or instruments, hence a literal translation would be "instrument of thought".

An Indo-Iranian *mantra is also preserved in Avestan manthra, effectively meaning "word" but with far-reaching implications: Manthras are inherently "true" (aša), and the proper recitation of them brings about (realizes) what is inherently true in them. It may then be said that manthras are both an expression of being and "right working" and the recitation of them is crucial to the maintenance of order and being. (See also: Avestan aša- and Vedic ṛtá-).

Indo-Iranian *sātyas mantras (Yasna 31.6: haiθīm mathrem) thus "does not simply mean 'true Word' but formulated thought which is in conformity with the reality' or 'poetic (religious) formula with inherent fulfillment (realization).'"

Latin word Mentor (also in its usage in English and other languages) is a cognate (cf. Mens sana in corpore sano = Healthy mind in a healthy body), as is the root preserved in most Slavonic languages as Mądr-/Mudr-, for wisdom and Sage, cf. Russian Mudrec.
The Chinese translation is zhenyan 眞言, 真言, literally "true words", the Japanese on'yomi reading of the Chinese being shingon (which is also used as the proper name for the prominent esoteric Shingon sect).

Anonymous said...

214

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

lol sooooooo sleepy

Anonymous said...

lmao

Sanguine111 said...

so, whats goin' on?
dis sum tipe o' soap opera o sumting?
fake blogz? dis guy sur iz funny, y not have more blogz, cud only b gud, more 2 reed 4 uz.
no wat i sayin'?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcdxgrEbG8

Anonymous said...

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It's understood said...

O, who will drive the chariot When she comes? O, who will drive the chariot When she comes? O, who will drive the chariot, O, who will drive the chariot, O, who will drive the chariot When she comes?

King Jesus, he'll be driver when she comes, When she comes . . . .

She'll be loaded with bright Angels When she comes . . . .
She will neither rock nor totter, When she comes . . . .
She will run so level and steady, When she comes . . . .
She will take us to the portals, When she comes . . . .

Anonymous said...

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be coming 'round the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain,
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).


lol

Anonymous said...

The Chinese translation is zhenyan 眞言, 真言, literally "true words", the Japanese on'yomi reading of the Chinese being shingon (which is also used as the proper name for the prominent esoteric Shingon sect).

Thanks for the head's up douche

Anonymous said...

by the way, without even being a handwriting expert you can see from Paul's letter re/Pete Best from the early 60s that it's the exact same handwriting as Paul's handwriting post 66.

So he looks the same, talks the same, sings the same, plays bass the same, writes the same.

And you've hung your case on a few photos you don't think looks like the same guy.

probably the biggest fail and embarrassment in the history of urban legends.

there's better evidence for UFOs.

Anonymous said...

Dude even his accent changed post '66 and has morphed several times since. And there's more than a few photos.

Anonymous said...

Dude even his accent changed post '66 and has morphed several times since. And there's more than a few photos.

Really? Then why did not a single human being on earth whether fan or fellow celebrity ever say so starting in 1967? Why is it that no one ever questioned his identity until AFTER the rumors? Not even Pete Best, who knew him pre-66.

Have an answer for that?

Ask any Liverpudlian. He's a scouse. They can spot a fake accent in a heartbeat. Not to mention that in hundreds of hours of rehearsal tapes throughout the 60s you can hear Paul speaking and it's the same voice that any fan can recognize. As if he put on an accent in private rehearsals for countless hours (even hard to hear asides) that none of the Beatles ever dreamed would be made public decades later.

fail

Anonymous said...

regarding Paul's accent:

yeah, his accent changed a bit as has mine throughout the years. . .when I lived in NY I sounded a lot more NY than today, for sure. When he married Linda he adopted some Americanisms just as Linda clearly took on an English accent from his influence.

Anonymous said...

the Beatles, and Paul in particular, made a lot of enemies over the years.

Those dudes were pretty ruthless getting to the top and even George Martin said they were incredibly callous when it came to acknowledgment. Paul made a bitter rival in Allen Klein and countless other former Beatle associates who wrote tell all books to cash in.

If you know anything about the Beatles, they were embroiled in a 20-year legal battle which was full out no holds barred. Yeah, they sued the shit out of each other.

So tell me, PID people, with all of those enemies both within and without the Beatle circle, why would no one ever out Paul if he were an impostor? They're going to talk about his sexual exploits, his ego, his perfectionism, etc. and not even mention he's not the same dude?

What planet are you on?

And why would Lennon, Harrison, and Starr spend millions suing Paul for royalties, wasting a huge chunk of their lives and energy doing so, when all they had to do was sue him for not being the actual Paul and get all of his cash?

The idea they were paid off or threatened doesn't square with the facts in light of their legal battles let alone anything else.

And Lennon Harrison and Starr are going to spend countless hours thinking of cute little Paul is Dead clues for the albums to clue the kids in but don't bother to leave DEFINITIVE PROOF such as a written letter or some other incontrovertible evidence?

If I were them and wanted people to know I could have thought of hundreds of ways to say Paul died in a less flaky and (humorous) manner that no one could debate.

so either they were retarded or you're wrong. And retarded.

clue: they weren't retarded.

Anonymous said...

Love it! Just decided out of the blue, to hop on the site, and... lo and behold: YOU WROTE SOMETHING!!

Miss you, child.

Your pal,
Vince

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

231

Anonymous said...

vince?

Anonymous said...

WHATEVER

Anonymous said...

you ready yet

Anonymous said...

taking FOREVER

lol u mad said...

lol always taking forever

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

o:)

Anonymous said...

Take forever.


I'"m done.

Anonymous said...

Anyway, somebody died.

Anonymous said...

what you mean? can we talk now?

Anonymous said...

what you mean? can we talk now?

Anonymous said...

come on i'm here to help i didn't know something happened

Anonymous said...

I love when random dudes just stumble on this blog and take it upon themselves to set us straight WRT to Paul's death. On a blog about Iamaphoney, who himself is vague on whether he believes Paul is really "dead". Skeptics crack me up.

Officer Law said...

and my car is on the verge of blowing up, who woulda fucking thought!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I love when random dudes just stumble on this blog and take it upon themselves to set us straight WRT to Paul's death. On a blog about Iamaphoney, who himself is vague on whether he believes Paul is really "dead". Skeptics crack me up.

October 19, 2011 7:59 PM

lmao

fall lol get it said...

here's another laugh for you guys lol

EASY NOW

DONT

FALL

over.

blind as a batty conk said...

Alrighty then, whathefukushima is that eyesight thing supposed to be about? Hmmm?

Anonymous said...

Your Eyesight: something Given.

Oak tree you're in my way said...

I love when random dudes just stumble on this blog and take it upon themselves to set us straight WRT to Paul's death.


what about the non-random druid dude who lifted the veil?

Johnny B Goode Law said...

You're under arrest!

Anonymous said...

go Cat, go!

where are you? said...

All, all the young dudes (hey dudes)
Carry the news (where are ya)
Boogaloo dudes (stand up come on)
Carry the news
All the young dudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the news (I want to see you)
Boogaloo dudes (and I want to talk to you, all of you!)
Carry the news

Wren Day said...

But the day will come, Jenny Wren will sing
When this broken world, mends its foolish ways

Then we, spend our days, catching up on life
All be-cause of you, Jenny Wren

You saw who we are, Jenny Wren

nod you head said...

Me Eyesight

Anonymous said...

On a blog about Iamaphoney, who himself is vague on whether he believes Paul is really "dead".

Yeah, because people who are vague on whether Paul is Dead spend 5 years of their lives listening to Beatle records backwards. Phoney might be vague now, because he's been refuted by so many skeptics and he probably listened and realized the literal death thing was unlikely, but when he was "Bill" on NIR he stated unequivocally "I know Paul is dead."

people attempting to backpedal and cover their PID asses crack me up

Anonymous said...


people attempting to backpedal and cover their PID asses crack me up


People this angry and bitter over something that to them is a minor, petty issue...they crack me.

Anonymous said...

for angry and bitter see:

NIR, Paul is Dead Miss Him Miss Him

the rest of us are in it for the comedy

Anonymous said...

Screw you! I'm in it for the GOLD!

Anonymous said...

Here come the jesters, 1 2 3.
It's all part of my fantasy.

Anonymous said...

Your momma's callin' but you're having fun.
You find your dancin' on the number 9 cloud.
Put your hands together now, and sing it out loud.

Anonymous said...

260

Anonymous said...

Screw you! I'm in it for the GOLD!

get a job

Anonymous said...

I have a job.

Anonymous said...

I have really great work.

How about you?

Anonymous said...

And I take my job very seriously!

gotta love today's system LOL said...

lol and I'm too retarded for a job, apparently

Anonymous said...

You are a little slow.

Anonymous said...

lol i know :p

sounds about right said...

I was one of those happy accidents lmao

Anonymous said...

for angry and bitter see:

NIR, Paul is Dead Miss Him Miss Him

the rest of us are in it for the comedy


When was the last time you actually read any posts at NIR? They aren't bitter there (well, maybe 65if2007), they're INSANE. See post ever by iameye, Letter B, or Penny(D)Laine.

Besides, speak for yourself. I'm in it because I find the topic interesting, not because the people or the theory is funny.

Anonymous said...

you might find the topic interesting but how can you find the blog interesting other than the comedy?

Joe Buck said...

Hello everybody and welcome to the 2011 World Series. I'm Joe Buck along with Tim McCarver and Tim, where's Iameye and Denny Laine when you need them.

Tim McCarver said...

I think you mean Penny Laine, Joe lol

Joe Buck said...

always get those two mixed up, lol

Anonymous said...

you might find the topic interesting but how can you find the blog interesting other than the comedy?



You have no idea how much quality comedy you really missed.

You'll see it, next level.

lol

Anonymous said...

boy i'll say

Dr. House said...

gotta love today's system LOL said...
lol and I'm too retarded for a job, apparently

October 20, 2011 3:57 PM

Fight the Power!

Anonymous said...

No! Fight WITH Power!

they forgot to put the U in there said...

easy lol

dont

FALL

over lol

Anonymous said...

lol

Tim McCarver said...

My word, Joe, what are we witnessing here.

there's a freeway runnin' thru the yard said...

we all fall down

JoJo Star Bucks said...

What are we witnessing here, Tim, is an event of epic proportion.

Anonymous said...

lmao

Anonymous said...

lmao

639 said...

lol

Anonymous said...

just terrible

Anonymous said...

And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.


Hilarious, right?

I got a million of 'em.

Anonymous said...

so a much better place would have to be special!

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Just sing the song, prima donna.

hands are tied said...

I can't lol

ifyeknowhatimean said...

literally lol

Anonymous said...

So, untie them.

Anonymous said...

i got jokes too lol

Anonymous said...

yeah, like the 2012 joke


lol

Eye Wunder said...

come on, you CANNOT tell me that wasn't funny

Anonymous said...

what? you hands being tied?

It's actually not that funny, honey,

The Man in the Back said...

Not today

aHead of schedule said...

opps, your

lostmeyesight for sec lol said...

OHHHH honey lol my my sorry eyes a bit blurry

Anonymous said...

Focus, dear. Focus.


I have places to go, people to see.

Anonymous said...

BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Beggar's BQT said...

Dinnertime. Come Home.

Anonymous said...

AFTER CLASS LOL KK

sniff sniff said...

Now I'm going to crazy.

Anonymous said...

whatever

lmao said...

The song was recorded without George Harrison (who was on holiday) and Ringo Starr (who was filming The Magic Christian).
Lennon (on guitar): "Go a bit faster, Ringo!"
McCartney (on drums): "OK, George!"

tis funny ye? said...

Gosh I love this stuff

Anonymous said...

Come on lighten up just a bit

Anonymous said...

Divine Comedy

Electric Arguments said...

Me? Lighten up?



Can't you see the light yet?


I wear my sunglasses at night!

lol

I'm laughing. said...

oh lordy lord

Anonymous said...

IM RUNNING LATE TO HOGWARTZ OH NO

*PUTS ON CAPE AND FLIES AWAY*

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

okay, I take back what I said about coming here for the comedy.

Anonymous said...

relax, i know who i'm screwing with when i talk.

sweet goodbyes said...

If you really did, this is definitely NOT the conversation we should be having.

And you KNOW IT.

Anonymous said...

If you really did, this is definitely NOT the conversation we should be having.

And you KNOW IT.

why don't you two (or one) get a private chat room circa 1993 going?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you shut the fuck up and get a friggin' clue.

SERIOUSLY

Anonymous said...

Why don't you shut the fuck up and get a friggin' clue.

SERIOUSLY

yay! Bitter and angry are back!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off and die.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what you're talking about because I'm mentally retarded.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hybrid anagrams, OBVS

Anonymous said...

clearly lol

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

it's the new universal language lol

Paul McCartney said...

He fool us, give him the empty wallet. Someone seemed to miss, should ask the two left beatle. That must be that I live, Billy live with me.

Anonymous said...

This is very cool though,I'll say that lol

Anonymous said...

Dude what are you talking about

Anonymous said...

Absolutely nothing brah

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

back and fourth I go

Anonymous said...

POSTING

Anonymous said...

DEAD drunk

Joe Buck said...

Oh, and a swing and a miss.

the logical song said...

Please tell me Who I AM.

anagram solver said...

Suitcase Wars: I will always win.

Anonymous said...

Luke Skywalker: what's in a name?

Bill sings Stairway to Hevn said...

there walks a lady we all know

Chemical Shmemical said...

I'm still waiting to get married lol

as we wind on down the winding road said...

There is
a Lady you all know ;)

Anonymous said...

Everything still turns to gold.

hissy fit said...

i hope so!

havent slept in days said...

i'm so tired

Anonymous said...

lol jk

Lou's Change said...

Me too, let's get some sleep and when we wake up tomorrow, everything will change.

For the best!

Just a good, uh... said...

replica

Anonymous said...

All I'm waiting for is a fresh new blogpost to summarize the current state of affairs aside from all the internal bickering and lulz ;)

Anonymous said...

Your wish is my command.

Live from Zion said...

In the morning I'll be there.

The Awakening.

lay your hands in mine said...

WAKE UP PEOPLE!


RISE AND SHINE!

Anonymous said...

i agree with maieye

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

What you're waiting for has arrived.

Get with the program, peeps. Really!

Anonymous said...

well, give us some pointers then

Anonymous said...

I miss being called a naughty boy.

Anonymous said...

Pointers?

Can't you read the Signs?

ayo ;) said...

where's that phoney zen at

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

ring ring

EyeAmI- Dont mock me wahh said...

pulling a rabbit out of my ass

lol

iamafunnyNL said...

Now THAT was funny

Joe Buck said...

Oh my Tim, and MikeNL just put his own rumor to rest.

Tim McCarver said...

You know something, Joe, maybe he created the rumor.

J(G)oe B(F)uck said...

It makes you wonder if Ian Iachimoe really is a Polish Film Maker.

Anonymous said...

fuck off and die

Anonymous said...

360

Anonymous said...

370

Anonymous said...

371

Anonymous said...

Rejoice over her, O heaven, and you saints and apostles and prophets,) because God has pronounced judgment for you against her.

when the reign comes said...

You ran and hid your heads a little too long, kids.

Anonymous said...

Eye can show you. Peace will follow.

Anonymous said...

The producers of iamaphoney were injured in the terrorist attack in Kenya during the filming of their new documentary, "TheRevelAtion". It has now been confirmed that further production has been cancelled and what was shot will be posted on their YouTube channel tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

BFD

Anonymous said...

EVERYBODY HEAR THAT?


CANCELLED

Anonymous said...

... and the point of going to Kenya was what?

Anonymous said...

379

Anonymous said...

lol

drag isn't it.

Anonymous said...

OOMG BABABAHAHAHAHHA IVE BEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TRO SAY THAT FOR THE LONGSTE TIME!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha,shutup.

;) said...

go fuck yourself

PFPRapNL said...

LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC

I AM JOHN LENNON LUCIFER BITCHES

AHHHHHH

PUNCH A WALL RIGHT NOW

I WRITE MUSIC BECAUSE NEWPORTS WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO THE JOB HIMSELF.

unbelievable said...

always charley's fault..

iameye said...

lol

present said...

PFPRapNL said...
LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC

I AM JOHN LENNON LUCIFER BITCHES

AHHHHHH

PUNCH A WALL RIGHT NOW

I WRITE MUSIC BECAUSE NEWPORTS WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO THE JOB HIMSELF.

October 24, 2011 9:27 PM

Wonder who pushed him to writing music, lol ...

that'd be jackass number tres.

Anonymous said...

BOO!

Anonymous said...

lol
;)

Anonymous said...

lmao

Anonymous said...

So, do we have to wait all day for this thing?

Anonymous said...

That's a good question

I wouldn't know lol

Hopefully it goes up soon! xD

Anonymous said...

It's getting late.

Anonymous said...

and it's the end of the page.

Anonymous said...

395

pq said...

Can I play RightAlbum tracks on my podcasts?

Anonymous said...

Can I play RightAlbum tracks on my podcasts?

dude, I'm sure these goofballs will take any exposure they can get.
Besides, it's only fair considering the Rotten Apple videos and the "movie" use all kinds of footage/audio to which they have no rights.

Anonymous said...

398

Anonymous said...

the Rotten Apple videos and the "movie" use all kinds of footage/audio to which they have no rights


Actually, there's a warrant out for their arrests.

Anonymous said...

for zero zero

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