Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

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Shut the fuck up and walk said...

No, it's you, really.

Anonymous said...

clone

lol

Anonymous said...

I thought it was decided that it beyond lame to *quote* Martin by using "really" at the end of sentences.

It's one thing to be an obsessed Paul fanboy, but to imitate an obsessed Paul fanboy is retarded.

31 days and counting said...

This 2012 bullshit obsession going to bite you in the ass, big time.

Why don't you just listen?

Anonymous said...

I love how these defensive nerds order certain commenters they don't like or agree with on a dead blog (no content being published) to "leave" as if they are the administrators of the blog, or have anything to do with anything hahaha.

Would you prefer to sing to the choir? Really brave of you.

The comment section is pretty much for anyone to make jokes, post random Beatle lyrics, or pretend they have revealed amazing secrets to other readers, although no such reader has ever said that anything was revealed other than the bullshitters themselves (such as Iameye).

The whole "I Have Revealed Everything to You Blind Sheep and Have Done all Your Spiritual Work For You" is common on conspiracy sites, this one being no different.

Join the "I know something Big" crowd. . . you dudes are frikkin' everywhere.

In other words, we can call out your bullshit anytime we like, and you can continue to pretend you know some big secret.

Anonymous said...

I suppose a few of these kids were Phoney followers and wanted other kids to look up to them, too, as if they were some sort of New Age prophet, and that's when all this "I know the secret" stuff started happening.

Basically kids jealous of Phoney, which is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

exactly. so without followers or their own little video series they came here and attempted to co-opt the whole thing, some going so far as to create elaborate hoaxes for attention. Remember that hoax the NIR chick perpetrated, leading people around on YouTube? She later apologized for it but it illustrates the types of people we're dealing with.

let's not even get into Miles

SXY Sadie said...

There's a premise to the story you have completely ignored. There is a real answer!


I PROMISE YOU

Mother of Pearl said...

They gave everything they owned, just to sit at my table.


That's how they got chairs.

Anonymous said...

You hit the jackpot, kids.


And you are being way to stubborn to admit you were, uh, wrong to think anything but.



And that's a HUGE problem. For you.


Me, I'm getting the prize.

lol

Anonymous said...

I told you, no doubt whatsoever.


It's real Love. It's real.

Anonymous said...

What video chick? Now you.'re just making up stuff.


Distractors suck.

MilesDeo said...

::let's not even get into Miles::

Thanks.

I don't know "the secret".

I am a phoney. AHB AWB. I am a clown.

May as well consider everything I have said to be a lie. It adds up, you know. All of it adds up. None of us LaBour in vain with this thing.

Anonymous said...

yes but did the wife make dinner reservations on his birthday

that's the real question

or are they going to just let that one slip away too

Anonymous said...

oh, the only thing i'm being killed for is not knowing when and where this thing is going to happen lol

Anonymous said...

threw up white flags, check.

mislead the peoples, check.

pretended to be paul, fail

all and all, a pretty nice 2011

Anonymous said...

now, if only we knew his actual birthday......

that would tell us everything!!

Anonymous said...

conspiracy dream hippie chick

lol :p

Anonymous said...

in a game where you play the

"i don't know what you're talking about" _ card

there's always that smartass wildcard that comes along and takes images and flips them upside down and sideways

to actually give an illusion that they're someone else

:)

Anonymous said...

only reason judy ain't going near abbey road

is because

because

because

certain videos brainwashed him into thinking he'll get run over by a bus

put that into your magical mystery pipe and choke on it

Anonymous said...

sorry, judy is a little too smart for this...

oh wait that could only possibly mean

lol

judy is really johnny

holy fricken cow where's phil rizzuto and joe buck and tim mccarver when you need them

Anonymous said...

i've been playing this fucking game for so fucking long that when they actually did find me, they couldn't do anything about me because i had so much fucking shit backing me up, they just said "ok" and ran with the idea

Anonymous said...

Uh.....

Anonymous said...

and in other news...

Anonymous said...

I vaguely remember that hoax. . .Jacob and MikeyNL were following it and a trail of clues from a fake letter or something led eventually to a bogus Lennon or Yoko YouTube site. I think it was a hoaxed letter purportedly written by May Pang or some chick pretending she was one of Lennon's lovers. .. it was totally bogus of course. Anyone that was around here a few years ago will remember.

Anonymous said...

All of it adds up. None of us LaBour in vain with this thing.

good one!

I see we've found our punster bluelinker

Anonymous said...

sorry, judy is a little too smart for this...

oh wait that could only possibly mean

lol

judy is really johnny

holy fricken cow where's phil rizzuto and joe buck and tim mccarver when you need them

November 30, 2011 4:33 PM


YES!

you're right

it's all a trap

Watch the Sly Adds Up video

Anonymous said...

2257

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
MilesDeo said...

There was a map in one of those rotten snapple videos that iamaphooey has on YouTube.

November 30, 2011 7:18 A



now i have a map too..... shit...

thanks miles.

soon i too will wear suspenders, an old timey hat, and have an umbrella.


Operation Petticoat Mia Melodies Part III
IN FULL EFFECT

once you see the pictures, you will understand the map.

what pictures you say?!

just wait.

just you wait.............................................

November 30, 2011 8:10 AM

BLASPHEMY

WALKING OUT NAKED MY ASS

LMAO

FUCKING

I CANT EVEN SAY ANYTHING

I'M LIKE PFPRAP LOL

Anonymous said...

Remember that hoax the NIR chick perpetrated, leading people around on YouTube? She later apologized for it but it illustrates the types of people we're dealing with.


Jude was a chick?

Anonymous said...

your memorry sucks

http://invanddis.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=2688

Anonymous said...

moving on



"WALKING OUT NAKED MY ASS"




been there done that, special edition

MilesDeo said...
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Anonymous said...

"It's over... I won."

Anonymous said...

three hyper-graphetes left:

Iameye
Miles
Yvshva

One believes, the others laugh

Anonymous said...

and one chicken shit

Anonymous said...

"It's over... I won."

Anonymous said...

Ev'rybody had a hard year.
Ev'rybody had a good time.
Ev'rybody had a wet dream.
Ev'rybody saw the sunshine.

Anonymous said...

"It's over... I won."

tafalong the watchtower said...

I'm definitely not that guy either.

Anonymous said...

we have a winner!

Okay, everyone can go home now.

Don we now our gay apparel said...

Is this Christmas vacation?

Anonymous said...

penis

Anonymous said...

BALLS

Anonymous said...

FUCK

Anonymous said...

loll

Anonymous said...

quick quick

runnnnn

lol

The Chemists said...

Watch it burn, baby.

Rock Of said...

quick quick

runnnnn

lol






oh, just try to keep up, ok?

Joe Buck said...

hello everyone and welcome to the 2012 all star game. i'm joe buck alongside tim mccarver and tim, what a game we have in store

blue flame is hottest said...

All star?


Better put you shoes on.


The conflagration has begun.


I wouldn't wait too long to call the Fireman.


If iIwas you

Tim McCarver said...

oh my joe, what time is it?

Anonymous said...

if I was YOU!


and I AM

Anonymous said...

Well, Joe, it's time to see me again.

What other time would it be?

Anonymous said...

THE MR WHITE ALBUM




lol


This is chemical warfare, mind you, I already won.

Coach said...

Joe Buck said...
hello everyone and welcome to the 2012 all star game. i'm joe buck alongside tim mccarver and tim, what a game we have in store




I highly suggest you call in the real l "All Stars" into the game.


For you own protection. It's called defense, and you really need some.

Anonymous said...

HOMELAND DEFENSE, that is.




That, or watch it all go up in smoke.


Nobody wants that do they?


no, no, no, we do not want that to happen!

Fire Insurance NYFD said...

Plenty of game in the store. Plenty. Help yourselves, we made it free.

GENCY insured said...

My HIGHway, mine, remember?


WORDS ARE GETTING HIGHER, FIREMAN.

Anonymous said...

opps! GENYC






lol

EVERYBODY FIRE said...

The Sun isn't rising,

It's is risen.

a rose by any other name said...

It has risen!


lol

waiting for the? said...

vamanos!

Anonymous said...

Man, I gotta start the fire, pull the alarm, run and call the Fireman, too?


I better get paid for this.

Anonymous said...

I can move you down, on the road.

Anonymous said...

I know that we

can get together


;) ;)

Anonymous said...

there's always that backup beatle plan lol

Anonymous said...

that poor john/jude bastard

Anonymous said...

bah humbug

Anonymous said...

until the war is one

Anonymous said...

we are so out of time, it's not even funny

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

d:

Anonymous said...

:)

lolfail said...

*tap tap*

BRAHHHHHHH

digimon:D said...

time to make this blog a fail

pika said...

boo

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

are you seriously asking us to watch cartoons now?

Anonymous said...

He shall feed His flock like a Shepherd.

Anonymous said...

gather thy fold

Anonymous said...

when will the work be done?

Anonymous said...

showing the way, to find the Peace

Anonymous said...

2317

Anonymous said...

McCartney's last gasp was Venus & Mars.

That was the end of his Beatlesque period.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

lol :)

Anonymous said...

McCartney's last gasp was Venus & Mars.

That was the end of his Beatlesque period.

He's done quite a few cool things since V & M but I'd say his ultimate last Beatlesque gasp was London Town. When Tug of War came out a few critics said it was his best but it was really weak songwriting-wise. His best remains Ram with Band on the Run in second.

Anonymous said...

and i thought that was my grandfather

Anonymous said...

How can I learn the love?

Anonymous said...

I can play word games but want the truth

Anonymous said...

Can someone point me in the right direction, everyone has a hand lent to them at some point

Anonymous said...

Turn right at greenland.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who is adamant that Ram is better than Sgt Pepper.

In a way he's right. Pepper was undeniably considered the greatest album of all time when it came out by virtually everyone, but it hasn't aged well, and certainly psychedelia wasn't gonna stick around, whereas Ram was arguably the first "alternative" or "indie" album, and it still sounds fresh today.

Anonymous said...

Hipsters love Ram.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but his best bass lines are on Abbey Road.

Anonymous said...

it's easy if you try

Anonymous said...

whoever said he wasnt single

its a lie

not the best one either

Anonymous said...

maybe if someone got the pr(eye)ze

Anonymous said...

Yeah but his best bass lines are on Abbey Road.

uh, that's sounds like something a person who actually knows about the Beatles would say. You're in the wrong room.

Anonymous said...

good evening and welcome to swaggers

featuring dennis o'bell

Anonymous said...

look up the number

Anonymous said...

I see Phoney hid the comments on his YouTube site lol.

Hey, just because it's the same three crazies posting endlessly, remember, they're your true fans!

Didn't stop Taf from deleting the comments from the same three goofballs on this blog.

pardon moi said...

"You start a conversation you can't even finish, you're talking a lot but you're not saying anything..
Well I've nothing to say, my lips are sealed,
say something once, why say it again?"

Did someone say... said...

Welcome to Slaggers?

Sepher Yezirah said...

2340

my lips are sealed said...

Ark! ark!

Monarchy Lewinski said...

Halloween is over.

Or is it?

Anonymous said...

Did someone say... said...

Welcome to Slaggers?

December 3, 2011 4:52 PM

Slagheaps or shitheaps? Same difference when it comes to green tinged luciferians that take it up the arse. How's your puppet master daddy?

Anonymous said...

pardon moi said...

"You start a conversation you can't even finish, you're talking a lot but you're not saying anything..
Well I've nothing to say, my lips are sealed,
say something once, why say it again?"

December 3, 2011 4:00 PM

Good mix isn't it, coupled with a shit hot video.
Nice to say David Richard and George injecting some normality into the proceedings as opposed to looking like a needy, brainwashed social misfit, that can't seperate family life, ie: handlers, froM work.

Anonymous said...

oh lordy lord.......


lol

Anonymous said...

very nice

mind gorilla warfare said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlGLxQU4v90

Anonymous said...

I am the risen son of man.

Anonymous said...

The Fireman is no mason.

Anonymous said...

the birth of the all seeing eye.

Anonymous said...

lol

MilesDeo said...

BEEE!

Anonymous said...

lool

Anonymous said...

lmao

Anonymous said...

Jude was a chick?

December 1, 2011 4:06 AM


Stick a thermometer in it, the temperature reads "chick"

You could tell, by the hissy fits

molecules said...

funny how more of the blocked crazies from the iamaphoney channel who can no longer comment there, are not HERE doing the endless hyper-graphia whatever thingy, you know, writing incessantly.

Maybe they don't know about this blog?

OR MAYBE THIS BLOG IS SO BAD THAT EVEN THEY WONT COME HERE.


rats leaving ships, fleas leaving rats....

Water, water, everywhere said...

OR MAYBE THIS BLOG IS SO BAD THAT EVEN THEY WONT COME HERE.


rats leaving ships, fleas leaving rats....

December 4, 2011 9:21 PM




so what is left?

the ship sunk, the rats left, the fleas left the rats.


so the blog, its water?

Anonymous said...

its water dude. totally

Anonymous said...

Hands across the water.

Anonymous said...

today!

Anonymous said...

heads across the sky

Anonymous said...

from L. crux (acc. crucem, gen. crucis) "stake, cross"

Anonymous said...

The Ferry Crossed the Mersey!


Because this land is the place we love!

Anonymous said...

She's the Robin Hood of Highgate
Helps the poor man get along.

where's the pope? said...

Proclaim to her
that her service is at an end!

Anonymous said...

london bridges falling down

falling down

falling down

london bridges falling down

all the way home

take the key said...

evidence, please?

Play that beatle samba said...

*insert random imagine mosaic picture*
8) ;)

Anonymous said...

that ykmn video is a prostitute

ringing up a cop said...

Good Evening. You know my name.



see? they told you first.

Anonymous said...

High way!

lol said...

wake up

Anonymous said...

you

Anonymous said...

lol

trolling lolz said...

My ex and I made great clown partners, but for years -- no matter how many gigs I booked, and no matter how many huge audiences I entertained -- I never felt completely accepted. I often felt like the Yoko Ono of clowning. I was even accused of influencing my husband to not work with certain people or to only work with me. It was all nonsense. I never had any aspirations of running away with the circus or becoming a famous clown. By joining my spouse in his passion, I was trying to make my marriage stronger, as this art form was so important to him. But I made a mistake many spouses make and put his dreams before my own. By subjugating my own desires and needs for his, I was making our lives too interdependent. His happiness became more important than my own and I would ultimately pay the price for this. When the marriage fell apart, I not only lost my partner but my ability to earn an income.

HAH! take that said...

yeah yeah, uhm, well, well, if paul DIDN'T MARRY LINDA, uhhhh, johnny *cough* wouldn't have to try and out-perform him and marry someone else!

yup.....

Anonymous said...

now, was it ramone or Paul Bearer..

one of those two..... groin sideways is ringo.. clearly

aowwwwwwww aoww said...

and my next idea goes to.....

Anonymous said...

The man in the Mac said, "You've got to go back".

Anonymous said...

christ ya know it aint easy

da

da

da da

Anonymous said...

Here are we, one magical movement from Kether to Malkuth.


lol

Anonymous said...

Malkuth means Kingdom. It is associated with the realm of matter/earth and relates to the physical world, the planets and the solar system. It is important not to think of this sephirah as merely "unspiritual," for even though it is the emanation furthest from the divine source, it is still on the Tree of Life. As the receiving sphere of all the other sephirot above it, Malkuth gives tangible form to the other emanations. It is like the negative node of an electrical circuit. The divine energy comes down and finds its expression in this plane, and our purpose as human beings is to bring that energy back around the circuit again and up the Tree.

Anonymous said...

Unlike the other nine sephirot, it is an attribute of God which does not emanate from God directly. Rather it emanates from God's creation—when that creation reflects and evinces God's glory from within itself


lol

Anonymous said...

From a Christian viewpoint this sphere is important since Jesus preached that we should "seek first the Kingdom of God".

Anonymous said...

Malkut Shamayim

Anonymous said...

From a Christian viewpoint this sphere is important since Jesus preached that we should "seek first the Kingdom of God".

Yes but the Sephiroth and earliest cabalistic texts probably were not even written until centuries after Jesus. Cabala is a mystical interpretation of the Torah, very much like PID is the mystical/conspiracy theory interpretation of the Beatles. It was a bunch of dudes looking for clues in the texts. The Greeks did the same thing with their literature. Because some people aren't satisfied with the thing itself - it always has to be something other than is expressly stated or understood.

Anonymous said...

it always has to be something other than is expressly stated or understood.

It gives people something to do.

chocha puta said...

with illegal alien spics posting shit like this

and if you don't know who is talking here and you never thought somebody would use a nice taste of language like this

think twice


because i won't be apart of this


and for occasions like this i'll actually consider learning their stupid horrible language so they can read my lips when i flip the horns up

guns are drawn said...

ring ring

oh, it's time to load up some choppers i see

have no fear, the pissed off rumble bee is here

they'll be long gone

what's that you say?

LOAD UP CHOPPERS?

OK LETS DO THAT

LETS GET RID OF SOME FUCKING ALIENS

eyes burnt, right? said...

boo

Anonymous said...

yeah, this ain't happening

look at some of this shit

Anonymous said...

then again

Anonymous said...

it's like at the point where you can't even do what you want

whatever happened to being able to play video games JUST for fun

its unbelievable

Well it's said...

one for the money

Two said...

for the show

Three said...

to get ready

Now said...

go cat go!

Anonymous said...

the goal here is (people) to prevent bullshit from happening twice

REMEMBER YET?

not trying to pull the same shit on EVERYONE

Anonymous said...

Oh, nice first post dude!

Post a Comment On: Iamaphoney said...

He's so fine!

Doo Lang Doo Laine Doo Lang said...

He's a soft-spoken guy!

Betty Chiffon said...

He can't shy away forever!

Anonymous said...

Born a poor young country boy
Iamaphoney's Son
All day long he's sitting
singing songs
same shit on every one

Joy of the Season said...

Aw, that's sweet!

The grassy noel said...

A music teacher at Cherry Knoll Elementary School in Traverse City decided to change the word "gay" to "bright" in "Deck the Halls" for the children's Christmas concert. Her reasoning for the switch? First- and second-graders would not stop giggling when they sang the word "gay." Several parents were so upset about the change they went to the school's Facebook page to express their opinions.

Anonymous said...

Well it's better than pitchforks and torches, I suppose.

Yes, it's gay said...

See the flaming pie before us

Just a promise that you made said...

Well I recall the time and place
Where they announced her precious face
I thought at once my heart would burst
Still every time is like the first

There was applause as she stepped up
I wished that I could interrupt
I made no sign, I made no sound
I know I must stay underground




you can come out now, macca

Anonymous said...

Because some people aren't satisfied with the thing itself - it always has to be something other than is expressly stated or understood.



lol


right

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrBmon1ghOM&feature=player_embedded

The plot thickens... said...

Why is there an alien face by Santa's foot at 50 seconds?

The plot thickens... said...

Why is there an alien face by Santa's foot at 50 seconds?

Anonymous said...

I don't care how I do it.

3rd time's the charm said...

And why did it post twice?

Anonymous said...

you mean THE BASKET OF APPLES?

Anonymous said...

The post it always rings twice.

Anonymous said...

Oh is that what that was?
Mmmm hmmm!

Donald Dreck said...

As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."

Anonymous said...

i don't get it

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Ah, you've got it wrong.

This crowd is in no danger of getting anything - the key here is to pretend you do!

Maybe copy and paste some bullshit from Wikipedia about Cabala and you're on your way!

Anonymous said...

don't forget the word definitions!

those always give the impression of pseudo-knowledge!

Anonymous said...

. . .and bluelink to really lame McCartney songs for EXTRA blog cred!

Anonymous said...

puns also help

Anonymous said...

don't forget the always-popular cryptic one-liners!

Anonymous said...

Get ready, Macca.


I'm cashing the big checks, left and right.

Play the game, dear.

Hey! Don't forget to address Paul McCartney in your comment as though he reads this bullshit! Then make cheeky pseudo-insider comments about cashing checks (wink wink) and playing games!

Anonymous said...

don't forget the occasional Biblical/prophetic commentary!

Anonymous said...

I can show you said...

The future Jewish Messiah is expected to be from the "Davidic line" (The Tree of Life), see Jewish eschatology. Many prayers in the Jewish prayer book, the Siddur make fervent mention for the restoration of King David's monarchy, and the long-awaited Messiah who is referred to as Mashiach ben David, "Messiah son of [King] David". Given the difficulty of identifying the Messianic figure, Jews also pray for the coming of the prophet Elijah to serve as the Messiah's herald and properly identify him.

*See above example that incorporates Macca reference, bluelink to lame Macca song, AND prophetic commentary! The trifecta!

Anonymous said...

throw in caps lock, lol, and terminating sentences with "really"

THAT'S how you do some bullshit up in this piece if you don't already know how.

Anonymous said...

you forgot vaguely threatening retorts

Anonymous said...

. . .and you have to perpetrate at LEAST one decent hoax on here as well.

this may include pretense to secret knowledge, creating blogs under assumed names like TAFULTONG, incorporating Macca impersonators in PID videos, or chiding anonymous commenters for not figuring out the MAJOR SECRET!

Anonymous said...

mostly, don't forget to be profoundly wrong and unable to back up anything you say!

otherwise, back up what you say in your own mind with bluelinks to crappy Macca songs, bible commentary, puns, word definitions, cryptic one-liners, and ending sentences with "really" as if you are a lame Danish musician who scams stupid people for cash!

The Lame Dane said...

Phophophobanana danna phee phi pho phanna
Let's do Billy!

Faula La La La, La La La La said...

But if the owners of the name
are ever the same
then you drop the Dane
and it comes out all the same
Like a Fred oh Red
Or a Bob oh ob
and there isn't any name that you can't ruin!

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