Friday, February 18, 2011

The Beatles Book

Over the past few weeks, (when your rotten chronicler was going through a crisis of epic proportions) two new installments of the Rotten Apple subscription series arrived. The reduction in quantity is more than made up by the quality of these latest efforts, which focus on the Beatles Book monthly. Imagine a trippy, yet coherent themed Rotten Apple production and you'll have an idea of "TheStudyCloud - Beatles Book (1963 - 1969)" and "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo."

Like many U.S. fans, my first knowledge of the Beatles Monthly was when some issues were shown on the White Album Poster.



The original Beatles Monthly was published from August 1963 through December 1969. Seeing those 1967-era Beatles faces on the covers was pretty exciting for those of us who wanted nothing to do with those girlie fan magazines where you had to look at pictures of Bobby Sherman and Dino, Desi and Billy before you would find a Beatle. The Monthly was endorsed by Brian Epstein and featured numerous articles credited to Neil Aspinall and Mal Evans.

The first video explores, among other things, the magazine's curious practice of putting fake mustaches on pictures of the fabs presumably to make earlier pictures appear to be from 1967. This topic has been researched quite well in the "Nothing Is Real" discussion group.



Presumably this deception on the part of the Beatles Book was a practical matter due to the Beatles' recent change of appearance and the shortage of contemporary pictures. In fact it doesn't seem significant at all really. I thought it was the dumbest thing in the world when Rotten Apple 12 featured "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" backwards. Although the words "It was a fake mustache" were more understandable than most of the backwards "clues," it didn't seem to have anything to do with the Paul Is Dead rumors.

To my knowledge, no one before Iamaphoney ever implied any significance to the "fake mustache." But then it occurred to me that maybe there is more to this fake mustache thing than meets the mouth. There was the brief moment in the promo for "A Day In the Life" when Paul appeared to really have a fake mustache.



And why would the Sgt. Pepper album include bonus cut-outs that included a fake mustache? And wasn't it weird that all four Beatles decided to sport mustaches at the very same time? That always seemed a bit juvenile to me.



The second video release three weeks later, consisted of a minute and a half of disconnected items from the pages of the Beatles Monthly. Beginning with pictures of the Beatles skiing doubles from "Help!" chronicled on the pages of the magazine and then moving into a weird little blurb about, of all things, the Twin Peppers.



The Twin Peppers were two copies of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album which supposedly contained special clues when synced together. This was a rather difficult thing to test. As the story goes, the "Twin Peppers" were found in the Berlin Suitcase allegedly dropped by the key character in the Rotten Apple Series, generally referred to these days as The Phoney Figure (TPF). Recordings of two scratched up copies of Sgt. Pepper were available for download for a while and purported to be the copies found in the Iamaphoney suitcase. Yeah, this sounded like a valuable way for me to spend my time. But I have to admit, that I was impressed to see that The famous Beatles Monthly reported that prior to the release of the album, two copies of it were stolen. So, if we can believe that two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were created with special clues, and those very two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were stolen prior to its release, and those very two copies ended up in the hands of Iamaphoney several decades later, and those very two copies were placed in a suitcase and left in Berlin, and those very two copies were found in that suitcase by someone who was familiar enough with the Rotten Apple series to report it to someone who was well schooled in all things Iamaphoney-related, and those very two copies were placed on the web for download, then yes, we have something here.



Then the video goes on to some Thelema images with an attempt to connect them with Arthur Dooley’s curious "Four Lads Who Shook The World" sculpture in Liverpool. This is made even more confusing when one reads the description of "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo" as presented unlisted on YouTube. It says, "doubles, twin peppers and wings." Is Iamaphoney implying that there is a connection between Thelema, the "Four Lads That Shook The World" sculpture and Wings? I think he is.



Now, what does it mean?

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Anonymous said...

i think they have notebooks too

:-)

Anonymous said...

hey hows it going?

Anonymous said...

He's ded.

W said...

al kinda said...

Al Kinda?! R U a Libyan terrist?

6.66 well spent said...

ThePrivateCloud
April 10, 2011
May 07, 2011
June 18, 2011
Sept 11, 2011
Nov 09, 2011

get off of my cloud said...

view count

Mar 31st 2
Mar 30th 1
Mar 29th 3
Mar 28th 3
Mar 27th 5
Mar 26th 11

Jude said...

*sigh*

I miss Phoney..

Anonymous said...

Phoney misses you MORE!

Anonymous said...

MikeyNL: Nothing to be done.

Miles Deo: I'm beginning to come round to that opinion.

MikeyNL: I'm glad to see you back. I thought you were gone forever.

Miles Deo: Together again at last! We'll have to celebrate this. But how?


Ambiguous pretentious bullshit from a pair of tarts.

Talk about fkn ego..

Anonymous said...

Or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Anonymous said...

Errr do you know who I am {cough splutter}
Tell it like it is or keep quiet stop prattling.

Anonymous said...

How bout celebrating by banging each other up the arse??

Most fitting.

Anonymous said...

Or I'll lay your soul to waste.


Would thou couldst..

I'm just a courier on this occasion.
Oops did you miss again? =D. ;)

Anonymous said...

Nonsensical back-slapping bravado in relation to a job well screwed up.

Nice one fellas.

Anonymous said...

Nonsensical back-slapping bravado in relation to a job well screwed up.

Nice one fellas.

Anonymous said...

We all know who the spin doc shyster is running the show, and No, he doesn't get a 2nd chance.

Anonymous said...

Ambiguous pretentious bullshit from a pair of tarts.

It's the opening scene of "Waiting for Iamaphoney Godot"

Anonymous said...

I think she used one of those turkey deep-fryer gizmos but she filled it with shampoo instead of cooking oil.

Anonymous said...

When the fuck is this next update coming? I've pretty much watched everything the membership had to offer and i'm waiting for the very late update. I swear if IAAP is making us wait this long it better be some huge fucking update or else im going to be pissed!

Anonymous said...

the history of all fan lives...

Anonymous said...

ThePrivateCloud
April 10, 2011
May 07, 2011
June 18, 2011
Sept 11, 2011
Nov 09, 2011

Anonymous said...

i'm waiting for the very late update. I swear if IAAP is making us wait this long it better be some huge fucking update or else im going to be pissed!




ummmm, huh?

Anonymous said...

i'm waiting for the very late update. I swear if IAAP is making us wait this long it better be some huge fucking update or else im going to be pissed!

he's been "updating" for four years.
when you get the next "update" then you'll wait for another "update."

what have we learned, class?

Anonymous said...

BREAKING UPDATE:

you've been suckered by the old "update" scam

Anonymous said...

UPDATE:

Sasquatch has been found and is custody.

Anonymous said...

yeah u updated a plot that laughs at our faces
and then a urban leyend

and none of both are interesting

Anonymous said...

UPDATE: all four Beatles grew mustaches AT THE SAME TIME.

we will keep you posted as these startling developments from forty years ago as they become available to our research team

Anonymous said...

its not so easy to be the phoney

Anonymous said...

It was a fake mustache! It was a fake mustache!

Anonymous said...

UPDATE: all twelve subscribers are immersed in the Private Cloud, scouring through clues in videos, especially things said by a bad Paul impersonator. This should continue for at least another year, or until one of the detectives catches on that he or she's been duped, which is unlikely given the highly developed skill of the hoaxers, including their ability to slow down or speed up video. This rare ability coupled with flashing images is very difficult to discern as b.s., especially for European and South American viewers, who tend to be more gullible than their jaded US counterparts. Still, it is extremely challenging for any person with little knowledge of the Beatles, the music industry, or physics for that matter, to be able to know the difference between something well-researched and plausible or something ad hoc and completely stupid.

I wish these cloud people well in their search for Paul clues and Euro Pop. I trust they will find plenty of both.

you know my neme said...

))<>((

forever.

one of 12 said...

if a horse was dead, why would you kick it?

Anonymous said...

cloud people! lol

Anonymous said...

so no love code, no interview, no revelation. And, as predicted, $$ and music promotion involved.

not entirely Phoney Fail, because Phoney (the four guys doing it) never said they was serious (although by all accounts they believed it, too). It's the followers who believed it was something other than historical fiction as Taf liked to say, back when the game was on.

so it's partly Phoney Fail, mostly Fan Fail, and skeptic victory. We said all along there would be no smoking gun, etc., and that the fans would drop off or hide away, which they now do in the cloud.

this way it lessens the eating of crow and of course there will be no apologies to Macca.

Anomalous said...

^ TheRevelAtion will be something like this.

Anonymous said...

oh really?

Anonymous said...

Sorry Macca!


/see how wrong you were mr. skeptic?!



//there were 4 guys?

Anonymous said...

Every crappy song they try to piggyback onto "the Revelation" only shows how arrogant they are. Your music sucks. That's why you still haven't got a record contract and you never will. We don't want more bad dance music. Stop trying to force your shit music on us.

Anonymous said...

I rather liked it…

Anonymous said...

so Phoney decided to promote his music by first drawing in Beatle and McCartney fans with faux YouTube sites. Unethical, perhaps, but that's part of show biz and self-promotion.

Dustin Hoffman once asked Laurence Oliver what motivated the two of them to be actors and wear various masks.

Oliver replied: "Dear boy, it's really quite simple. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me."

Anonymous said...

so what's this new happy bullshit about 30 April? more lies and crap from the same old crew, nice one guys, NO ONE CARES

Anonymous said...

I agree with grumpy there, knock it off with the idiotic crap guys, all 4 of ya

Anonymous said...

bunch of nutters, All of ya

Anonymous said...

i wish the nutters could fix this mess and awaken consciousness! WOULDNT THAT BE AWESOME

Anonymous said...

i wish 2012 would hurry up and get here

Anonymous said...

the CIA killed this blog. Taf has been paid off. the jig is up
xisnay on the oyayfay

Anonymous said...

see? no one has refuted the cia thing, IT MUST BE TRUE!

Anonymous said...

they dont want you to know dude

Anonymous said...

Today,,,is "that" day we are waiting for ?




Pablo

Anonymous said...

Although this blog is dead, there has been one interesting thing that has been going on the iamaphoney youtube page which is the comments.

now being an avid follower of phoney's work i've noticed an ongoing trend the past two days. there is a series of youtube accounts which have brought an illuminati-like presence to the conversation where one account is linked to the next one and such.

i'm bringing this up because the account[s] seem to be going through a transformation and on each day there has been a bible quote posted on phoney's comment section.

today is april 10th, which is a big day in phoney world due to 'shoes' and the mentioning of april 8th, 9th and 10th. not only has these accounts posted the past two days, but the quotes from the bible relate to the dates in general. i wouldn't be suprised if today we see the quote of revelation 4-10 from the bible, but then again if i'm right and this group still follows blog, they might not go through with what i think they're about to.

Anonymous said...

yes im very observant and no this is not an attempt to draw attention off of "iamaphoney" conversations although i do feel this blog should be more active. maybe because it's dead means that there are some other logical thinkers out there along with me and we can try and add our 2 cents

Anonymous said...

april 8.9.10 is an important time in Phoney history, Really.

Anonymous said...

After this I looked, and there before me was a door standing open in heaven.


there you go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Providence said...

now being an avid follower of phoney's work i've noticed an ongoing trend the past two days. there is a series of youtube accounts which have brought an illuminati-like presence to the conversation where one account is linked to the next one and such.



speed it up, please

Anonymous said...

opps, here's the link.

Anonymous said...

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

Anonymous said...

Annuit CÅ“ptis? really?

what have you done for me lately?

Pablo said...

"Today,,,is "that" day we are waiting for ?"



That would be very nice, Pablo.

Anonymous said...

Interesting, Tafultong has disappeared off the face of this earth, yet he somehow manages to find the time to delete comments. REALLY? lol wow no wonder this blog is dead.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, think about this.. 1966 that huge boycott for the Beatles started. I'm literally watching the WingedBeatle right now and something just turned on in my head..I'm going to use as little detail as possible because I haven't really thought about it much..That big thing with the Beatles happened, they stopped touring ok ok..Now what if it were here where Lennon got so over-frustrated about what he said, he got himself a double assume the life of John so he could take over as a double for Paul?

Think about it..instead of the attention being on John looking different, it's Paul being dead when he's actually alive with the real Lennon as his double..Where am I going with this? The Passover Plot.

Jesus didn't die on the cross but instead he faked his own resurrection and started a new religion..Where are we heading next year? Think about it

Anonymous said...

I thought about it and I think I am now dumber for it, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Think about it..instead of the attention being on John looking different, it's Paul being dead when he's actually alive with the real Lennon as his double..Where am I going with this? The Passover Plot.


I don't know you from a hole in the wall, but I would advise you to stop pondering PID and discontinue listening to Beatle music. You have managed to concoct the most lamebrained "theory" I think anyone, anywhere, has ever proposed, and that includes the whole of human history.

Anonymous said...

from iaap channel

zenlovesmaggie (14 hours ago)
you have no the idea who you are the dealing with. i have the studied the art of PID for nearly a 3 years. i have the moon phased by 17 cycles. you can't be doing drugs and watching this shit.... THIS IS DEATH. THIS IS NOT PROGRESSIVE. THIS IS A BAD TRIP IT IS WHAT IT IS.






um, moon cycles?

Locked Gnome Mown said...

um, moon cycles?

April 11, 2011 11:16 AM


look back a couple of years ago, iamaphoney is going to project the revelation on the face of the moon for the world to see. if you were really studying this for "years" you would know that. either you are really an insider posing as an outsider, or you sir are not really up on the information plainly available. Common knowledge, look it up.

Anonymous said...

so i did look it up, and locked gnome mown is an anagram for common knowledge
still no proof that the revelation is going to be projected on the moon

Anonymous said...

With all of this bible talk, wasn't there something about the return of Jesus with a sign from the moon?

Anonymous said...

Looks like some fkers crossed the line . . Hey bud, thanks 4 dropping a bomb! Sheesh..

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=l9G9OXtuJ4Q&fulldescription=1

Anonymous said...

Jesus didn't die on the cross but instead he faked his own resurrection and started a new religion..Where are we heading next year? Think about it

April 10, 2011 3:14 PM

U is 1 damn fool innit
£

Michael et at say good luck wid dat my friend =D

Anonymous said...

Everyones that's been subjected to the LOVE code wants out.
How bout that?

Speaks volumes.

Literally

Anonymous said...

Let the Drummer tell your heart what to do.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wait a minute, think about this.. 1966 that huge boycott for the Beatles started. I'm literally watching the WingedBeatle right now and something just turned on in my head..I'm going to use as little detail as possible because I haven't really thought about it much..That big thing with the Beatles happened, they stopped touring ok ok..Now what if it were here where Lennon got so over-frustrated about what he said, he got himself a double assume the life of John so he could take over as a double for Paul?

Think about it..instead of the attention being on John looking different, it's Paul being dead when he's actually alive with the real Lennon as his double..Where am I going with this? The Passover Plot.

Jesus didn't die on the cross but instead he faked his own resurrection and started a new religion..Where are we heading next year? Think about it

April 10, 2011 3:14 PM



We could have just thought "tick, you know, let's use this and for evil purposes.."

Astronaut Jesus said...

Anonymous said...
Jesus didn't die on the cross but instead he faked his own resurrection and started a new religion..Where are we heading next year? Think about it

April 10, 2011 3:14 PM



Jesus didnt die on a cross....

HE DIED ON THE MOON!


yes, now you know the REAL reason they faked the moon landings.
all will be revealed SOON

Anonymous said...

Oh brother, not this moon shit again... cant you jokers come up with anything new?

I guess as they say, there is nothing new under the sun

Anonymous said...

check a map

the moon is not under the sun, its waaaay on the side of the moon, right next to the earth. so your comment taken from the bible is incomplete, you should correct it, there is nothing under the sun, nothing at all



all the new stuff, is on the moon.

telescope is dead said...

the private cloud,

on the moon.

you know its true

Galileo is dead said...

Carnival of light, Galileo discovered it.

Atlas is dead said...

the bible is incomplete, you should correct it, there is nothing under the sun, nothing at all


April 11, 2011 4:34 PM



Oh yeah mr science? WHATS HOLDING IT UP THEN?!

III the thrid said...

Oh yeah mr science? WHATS HOLDING IT UP THEN?!

April 11, 2011 4:44 PM



The moon.

Thats why the moon ECLIPSES the sun. Its holding it up. Iaap is going to use project blue beam in 2012 to reveal the McCartney hoax to the world on the moon, which is holding up the sun. You can't project onto the surface of the sun, its too bright, but you can project on the dark side of the moon. Not so fast, you say. The dark side of the moon cannot be seen from the earth. Oh yeah? Ever seen the phases of the moon? When you see a sliver of a moon, there sure is a lot of dark area up there. Iamaphoney is going to project the film onto the dark part of the moon visible to the earth during a crescent moon.

everyone will buy the album then, and the private cloud will engulf the earth. Imagine getting $6.66 per month from EVERYONE.

Think Steve Jobs is rich? Think Steve Forbes is rich? Think all rich people are named steve? Iamaphoney is going to change his name to steve.
Steve "PrivateCloud" Moneybags III.

Anonymous said...

It's turtles all the way down.

Anonymous said...

Think Steve Jobs is rich? Think Steve Forbes is rich? Think all rich people are named steve? Iamaphoney is going to change his name to steve.
Steve "PrivateCloud" Moneybags III.

April 11, 2011 4:55 PM



Iamaphoney cant be bought. Think a guy who can fly around the world, renting cars and leaving suitcases internationally, needs money?

Anonymous said...

Iamaphoney cant be bought. Think a guy who can fly around the world, renting cars and leaving suitcases internationally, needs money?

April 11, 2011 4:57 PM



You think a man who can make lighting strike the ceiling NEEDS MONEY? Watch the first part of the Winged Beatle, IAAP MAKES LIGHTING STRIKE A CEILING.

Anonymous said...

It's turtles all the way down.

April 11, 2011 4:56 PM



I love you

Anonymous said...

I love you

April 11, 2011 5:00 PM



i love you too

Anonymous said...

IAAP MAKES LIGHTING STRIKE A CEILING.

April 11, 2011 4:59 PM



the man has enough science to project the moon, lightning is very loud, and very hot.

An average bolt of negative lightning carries a current of 40 kA (kiloampreas) although some bolts can be up to 120 kA, and transfers a charge of 5 coulumbs and 500 MJ (megajoules)or enough energy to power a 100 watt lightbulb for just under two months. The voltage depends on the length of the bolt: with the of air being 3 million volts per meter, this works out at about one billion volts for a 300m (1,000 feet) lightning bolt.

65if20004 said...

i wouldnt be surprised if iamaphoney is already on the moon, leaving a suitcase. i for one am not going there.

Anonymous said...

how are we ever going to get a suitcase? Do you people really want an interview? If someone would have actually gotten a suitcase and publicly shown all of it WE WOULD ALREADY HAVE HAD THE INTERVIEW.
There are suitcases in circulation to this day. We can only blame ourselves

Anonymous said...

well if phoney would have come to Munster, IN
i would have found it and you could quit your bitchin'

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
well if phoney would have come to Munster, IN
i would have found it and you could quit your bitchin'

April 11, 2011 5:27 PM




how about you harness the power of lightning and move someplace nicer?
like iamaphoney did

Anonymous said...

how about you harness the power of lightning and move someplace nicer?
like iamaphoney did

April 11, 2011 5:33 PM



how about you get the blog to 2,000 comments so we can get a new Tafultong post?

Anonymous said...

how about you get the blog to 2,000 comments so we can get a new Tafultong post?

April 11, 2011 5:34 PM


Maybe I will, and MAYBE I WILL

Anonymous said...

its going to take 10,000 comments to overcome the CIA money that Taf gets now.

Anonymous said...

He wants to be paid in moon turtles.

Anonymous said...

"Paul 9 11 2012 5 o clock in danger nurse killed" so you're a phoney prophet now?? i had a feeling you'd change something on here and it's in plain sight.

-----------------------





well, iamaphoney isn't the only one that's predicting the future..

Anonymous said...

Duh, HELLO?! Winning. I'm Winning, really.

Anonymous said...

thumbs up [^^] if you randomly started nodding at 0:55 - 1:01

Anonymous said...

Now what if it were here where Lennon got so over-frustrated about what he said, he got himself a double assume the life of John so he could take over as a double for Paul?

Think about it..instead of the attention being on John looking different, it's Paul being dead when he's actually alive with the real Lennon as his double..Where am I going with this?


I don't know, but that idea was brought up three years ago at NIR and even earlier than that at TKIN, so you're not the first to Mull it over. Unfortunately, it doesn't really work. John never sounded like Paul, and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Keep your tin pot cunts away from my kids u twisted fk.

We was planning on givin u a quick death, now yr gonna get torn limb from limb u vile snake~arse shit.

Anonymous said...

so no love code, no interview, no revelation. And, as predicted, $$ and music promotion involved.

In ans to the ? Who butchered the beatles? Let's go for for the tin pot cheese grater frm amsterdam, and, as a lucky guess, let's rope GM in on the basic lack of production.

There u have it folks, UNBELIEVABLE!

Anonymous said...

johnny told u it was polanskis fault its no coincidence the tate baby was named paul.

There can be only one.

Anonymous said...

I'm all for clones rising btw.

P.s check out the lack of belly buttons on the autopsy photos.

Holy shit! I'm starting to sound like hannibal lector.
=D

Anonymous said...

So, where's all his "friends” to bail him outta that MAN-hole?

Dead flowers r nice n all..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I think she used one of those turkey deep-fryer gizmos but she filled it with shampoo instead of cooking oil.

April 2, 2011 11:02 AM



So what if I use shampoo in my washing machine now and then instead of powder? U wanna try washing your skid mmarked { xtra} smalls once in a blue moon u limp wristed nosey fucker.

Turkey and cooking oil sounds like somethin yr mother done down on the farm sonny.

Anonymous said...

its going to take 10,000 comments to overcome the CIA money that Taf gets now.

April 11, 2011 5:36 PM



get a life idiot, taf is laughing his butt off now with your crazy damn notions

/waiting for a CIA check

Kings English said...

why the abbreviations? yr? fk?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Wait a minute, think about this.. 1966 that huge boycott for the Beatles started. I'm literally watching the WingedBeatle right now and something just turned on in my head..I'm going to use as little detail as possible because I haven't really thought about it much..That big thing with the Beatles happened, they stopped touring ok ok..Now what if it were here where Lennon got so over-frustrated about what he said, he got himself a double assume the life of John so he could take over as a double for Paul?

Think about it..instead of the attention being on John looking different, it's Paul being dead when he's actually alive with the real Lennon as his double..Where am I going with this? The Passover Plot.

Jesus didn't die on the cross but instead he faked his own resurrection and started a new religion..Where are we heading next year? Think about it

April 10, 2011 3:14 PM



We could have just thought "tick, you know, let's use this and for evil purposes.."

April 11, 2011 4:21 PM



Of course there's always the possibility of the entire thing being a joke, although Paul was very much into Crowley and satanism. That being said, it WAS just a joke up until John died up until now with Iamaphoney posting videos.

If Paul were evil enough, he could always just come out and say "Oh yeah, I'm really John Lennon" even though John's been dead. If he were to throw that out into the public, there's a 50/50 chance of the outcome. Either everyone will take it as a blessing and worship as if he were Jesus (which would actually make him the antichrist) or they go into a state of mass panic and eventually create Helter Skelter.

Whichever the case, the scenario of Lennon being alive is farfetched, but if you go more indepth about it, the ingredients are all there for an evil Paul to come along as a wolf dressed in sheep's clothing.

Anonymous said...

If Paul were evil enough, he could always just come out and say "Oh yeah, I'm really John Lennon" even though John's been dead. If he were to throw that out into the public, there's a 50/50 chance of the outcome. Either everyone will take it as a blessing and worship as if he were Jesus (which would actually make him the antichrist) or they go into a state of mass panic and eventually create Helter Skelter.


If Paul said something ridiculous like that the actual outcome would be everyone except you laughing at him forever, myself included, and I'm a big fan of his. If you want to know how people react when celebrities say stupid things look at Anne Heche, Mel Gibson, and Charlie Sheen.

Anonymous said...

This Paul as Antichrist thing is the stupidest b.s. any supposed Christian ever spouted. There is no coming "Antichrist" according to Revelation but a person it calls "The Beast" and he's not a wolf in sheep's clothing.

He speaks "as a dragon" and forces the world to worship the First Beast. He also works miracles.

Paul f-ing McCartney couldn't get a decent divorce settlement. He's gonna deceive the world when his own ex-wife wiped the floor with him?

hahaha Paul couldn't get a twenty year old hipster to worship his ass

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID THEORIES.

Anonymous said...

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID THEORIES.

——————————

NO. DID YOU KNOW THAT PAUL MCCARTNEY IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “CRAP MET LUNACY”? EXPLAIN THAT.

Anonymous said...

NO. DID YOU KNOW THAT PAUL MCCARTNEY IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “CRAP MET LUNACY”? EXPLAIN THAT.

proof at last!

Anonymous said...

Just shut up and pay the small amount needed to join the private cloud.You won't be laughing when you see what everybody else has seen there.Are you too cheap to join?It is practically nothing.fools.

Anonymous said...

what has everybody else has seen there?

Paul Polanski said...

Leave my mother out of this!

Anonymous said...

Paul f-ing McCartney couldn't get a decent divorce settlement. He's gonna deceive the world when his own ex-wife wiped the floor with him?

hahaha Paul couldn't get a twenty year old hipster to worship his ass

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID THEORIES.

April 12, 2011 9:18 AM



PAUL GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF "FREE" PUBLICITY FOR HIS WORLD WIDE TOUR BECAUSE OF THAT DIVORCE $50 MILLION WAS CHEAP FOR WORLD WIDE PUBLICITY!

THATS NOT A STUPID THEORY ITS THE TRUTH PEG LEG HAS IT IN A BOX!!!
IF YOU CALL ME STUPID ONE MORE TIME NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO CRY BUT I MIGHT CONSIDER NOT BEING YOUR FRIEND FOR THE REST OF TODAY

(we can totally be friends tomorrow)

Anonymous said...

Just shut up and pay the small amount needed to join the private cloud.You won't be laughing when you see what everybody else has seen there.Are you too cheap to join?It is practically nothing.fools.

April 12, 2011 6:26 PM


what are you insane people doing there in the private cloud? what are you watching back there and why? why would you pay for this?

why?

then why, if its hidden, and should only be paid for, would you come and talk about it here? why would you entice others to pay for and watch it as well?

Anonymous said...

why would you care if others who are unwilling to pay for the information are foolish? cant we just be stupid out here on the sidelines, unaware to what you know, while you are super informed with knowledge that only the select few, such as you are privy to, because of your monthly payment?

what separates our knowledge is a payment of $6.66 per month.

bask in your good sense for paying that amount and the knowledge that only you and a very small number of others know what you know and see what you see.

Keep it secret, and stop enticing others to be as intelligent.

Anonymous said...

what are you insane people doing there in the private cloud? what are you watching back there and why? why would you pay for this?

Taf has mentioned what's being shown and it's the same old stuff. I mean, what COULD be shown that would matter? McCartney never died and there's nothing to his or the Beatles story that isn't already known. It's just fans playing make-believe, the usual insinuations and theories. PID wasn't good enough or got boring, so then it was PWR. Every time you deal with an urban legend or folkloric topic (doesn't matter which one) the crowd always has to try to force fit in into some version of the Apocalypse.

You look at conspiracy theory sites and it's always the same, no matter the subject. The Masons = apocalypse. UFOs = apocalypse. Contrails = apocalypse.

okay already with the f-ing apocalypse.

if that happens who gives an f about a private cloud, Danish Pop, or Paul McCartney's eye color.

Anonymous said...

bask in your good sense for paying that amount and the knowledge that only you and a very small number of others know what you know and see what you see.

If there were anything remotely worthwhile going on there pretty sure someone at NIR or here would have mentioned it (specifically not talk about it abstractly.

Anonymous said...

is it may 21st yet?

Anonymous said...

got to be 5 o clock somewhere man

Anonymous said...

i love when miss bossypants uses the word folkloric in a sentence. hey, ever heard of the song shoes by iamaphoney? it proves that pauls shoe size changed with iron clad science that even you cannot deny. you could, but your foolishness would be most apparent to even the most foolish of fools who might be fooled.
i dont know why you argue with yourself here to yourself and the 2 others that are here. do you need to be proven right so much? I DO, thats why i am going to argue with you until the end of 2012 and believe me, I HAVE WAY MORE TIME THEN YOU. No girlfriend, no job, no life, just a reserved seat at the public library in front of a computer with free internet access. if you cant see the fake mustache on the smaller shoes that were autotuned then i and all of my imaginary friends here will.
trust me, i dumpster dive day old twinkies out of the back of a day old bread store, i have virtually unlimted calories for energy to wage intellectual war. sugar is brain food my friend. bring all your bossypants friends, i will be sure to tie both hands behind my back so that after you savagely beat me i can untie my arms and they will be ready.

ready for what?

TYPING

typing 80 words per minute my friend.

Anonymous said...

It is funny how everyone appears to be either completely frightened or just occupied by something else, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

O.K. guys ,we have too much free time for the last 3 years....get back to our works.
Serioulsy

Anonymous said...

I lost my mind, so I don't mind.

Anonymous said...

TYPING

typing 80 words per minute my friend.

April 14, 2011 12:46 AM



got a bunch of snickerdoodles in a dumpster today, took a speed test on the libraries computers, TYPED 82 words per minute. Proof again that sugar is brain food and i am right back on top. spoke with the librarian today and she agrees with me, all of this is absolutely the truth and if you dont believe it then obviously you dont read english very well.

So "tag", you are it. start the disscussion. i have a back pack full of snickerdoodles and an empty afternoon. Prove your points one at a time miss bossypants. i am all ears.

Cookie Monster said...

i take your silence as a complete capitulation.

the onslaught of my sugar induced brain blitzkrieg was once again much more then a match for your bossypants lectures on how we are all stupid and delusional.

rest assured after you have had some time to think up a valid retort you will return. after your imaginary friends told you "DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS...." you can return to take on the sugar cookie master.

Sugar is brain food my friend, you should try it sometimes. I have scientific evidence that overdosing on simple sugars can boost your IQ. I think today proved it again.

Rest up, and try again tomorrow. Lord help you if I find a dumpster load of glazed donuts. I will be unstoppable at that point.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It is funny how everyone appears to be either completely frightened or just occupied by something else, isn't it?

April 14, 2011 5:16 AM


I admit it. I'm frightened. Frightened of more shitty music coming from Denmark.

Anonymous said...

agreed


iamaphoney.... put your suitcases in your music man, NOBODYS FINDING EITHER

Anonymous said...

The library is closing, will be back tomorrow.

Bossypants was a no show again today, chicken.... bock,bock,bock,bock,bock,
begoaaawwwwk!

Tomorrow I will dive another discount bakery dumpster, more brain fuel.

Your move bossychicken

Anonymous said...

A person I know tell me today taxi day in United States so now want to know why is United States have taxi day? America TV and cinema is Latka Gravas and Travis Bickle for taxi but not can think of reason why United States have day for ridiculous fiction persons, even less for real life counterpart because usually rude and expect big tip for not good ride.

Anonymous said...

A person I know tell me today taxi day in United States so now want to know why is United States have taxi day?

Those are the sorts of big questions the detectives over in the Private Cloud are working on. If you join up I'm sure they can provide for you at least 400 contradictory explanations, most of which involving the Illuminati.

Anonymous said...

So "tag", you are it. start the disscussion. i have a back pack full of snickerdoodles and an empty afternoon. Prove your points one at a time miss bossypants. i am all ears.

April 14, 2011 1:48 PM

You got a back pack full o shit my friend, nothin more nothin less.

Hey "taxi day" sounds cool.

Nice one. =D

Anonymous said...

proved your point bossypants, you win, didnt find ANY donuts in the dumpster today. i may faint from lack of calories

took me an hour to type that. took test, 3.5 words per minute, it was exhausting.


c u l8r

TAXES DUE! said...

Pay up...

There's one for me, 19 for you.

Anonymous said...

HEY DONUT MAN, DID YOU PAY TAKES ON THOSE SNICKERDOODLES THAT YOU GOT FROM THOSE DUMPSTERS?! MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE iRS!?! LOLROFLMAOLULZ!!!
WE THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE 19 DONUTS TO THE GOVT! KEEP ONE FOR YOURSELF YOU DESERVE IT LOSER, THAT GUY IS RIGHT YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT A BACKPACK FULL OF SHITE
AND I CAN TYPE MORE THEN 80 WORDS WITH JUST ONE FINGER AND COULD BEAT YOU TYPING WITH BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK

klondike bar said...

i ask again

what the heck does this have to do with this blog?

you people have ruined this blog

this blog was once a shining example
now it is farce

We used to talk about the carnival of light here,

NOW ITS A CARNIVAL OF FLIGHT

from this blog!


ever try and dumpster dive a ice cream sandwich?

you cant unless they were just thrown out they melt

this blog is melting and its your fault cookie monster

Anonymous said...

AND I CAN TYPE MORE THEN 80 WORDS WITH JUST ONE FINGER AND COULD BEAT YOU TYPING WITH BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK

April 17, 2011 9:48 AM


you can type with your hands tied behind your back?

ALLITERATION said...

YES I CAN YOU SUGARHOLIC GET A LIFE
I COULD TYPE YOU UNDER THE TABLE
EVEN IF YOU HAD YOUR BACKPACK FULL OF DONUT HOLES AND SUGAR COOKIES
GO DIVE A DUNKEN DONUTS DUMPSTER YOU DUMMY
WE CALL THAT ALLITERATION
LOOK IT UP

Anonymous said...

I TAKE YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE A COMPLETE "CAPITULATION"

♫♪♫ said...

♫♪♫

Anonymous said...

exactly! finally we get back to MUSIC! You rock note guy!

Anonymous said...

Will the private cloud have an update?

Will we find out if it was a fake mustache?

Will mikenl sing us a song?

Will we get the interview?

Will the Nutters Awaken our consciousness?

Will Iamaphoney tell us how Arron got the unreleased footage?

Will we find the missing breifcases?

To Find out all this and much more join us next time on

THE REVELATION

Anonymous said...

what a waste of time

Anonymous said...

Will the private cloud have an update?

(Eventually, and all 10 people will be thrilled.)

Will we find out if it was a fake mustache?

(Probably the only thing that's not fake around here.)

Will mikenl sing us a song?

(Oh yes!)

Will we get the interview?

(When the album is ready)

Will the Nutters Awaken our consciousness?

(They kind of have haven't they?)

Will Iamaphoney tell us how Arron got the unreleased footage?

(He cheated on mikenl. The bromance waned.)

Will we find the missing breifcases?

(We got to see the contents of one. That was more than enough)

Anonymous said...

Nine fifty!

Anonymous said...

Will the private cloud have an update?

(Eventually, and all 10 people will be thrilled.)

Will we find out if it was a fake mustache?

(Probably the only thing that's not fake around here.)

Will mikenl sing us a song?

(Oh yes!)

Will we get the interview?

(When the album is ready)

Will the Nutters Awaken our consciousness?

(They kind of have haven't they?)

Will Iamaphoney tell us how Arron got the unreleased footage?

(He cheated on mikenl. The bromance waned.)

Will we find the missing breifcases?

(We got to see the contents of one. That was more than enough)



A little bird on facebook told me that the next consciousness video will be in HD, they had a camera upgrade and filming is currently in progress.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

A little bird on facebook told me that the next consciousness video will be in HD

Three little birds by my doorstep smoked two joints and said, "One Love!"

Anonymous said...

A little bird on facebook told me that the next consciousness video will be in HD

Three little birds by my doorstep smoked two joints and said, "One Love!"


Amen to that brother

Anonymous said...

Can't believe I'm saying this but I miss Bluelinker. He was the only Phoney Phanboy with any enthusiasm left.

Anonymous said...

Happy Easter

I'm Back!!!! said...

Do you love me now?

that I can said...

dance?

Anonymous said...

why is it taking so much time?


WHY?

Shout it Out said...

The long wait is due to the recent St. Louis twisters. Everybody knows jazzheads love to twist.

From today forward this blog is about twisting. And shouting. Because all twisting and no shouting makes jazzheads late late late for Shake and Bake lunch. (Everybody knows how much jazzheads love to eat after twisting. And shouting.)

To reacp, don't expect the jazzheads to hurry up just because you are impatient. Try taking a vacation to St. Louis instead. You can enjoy a nice view from the Arch while my girlfriend and me twist.

Jazz Head said...

It is Corbin!

Anonymous said...

Waiting sucks.

Anonymous said...

Wha'cha waitin' fer?

Lonely in Coney Island said...

Dear phoney,

A few weeks ago me and Jebus rubbed pineals together but I accidentally called out someone else's name and he ran away crying. Now he just mopes around all day and leaves me alone. His feelings are SO gosh dang sensitive. Do you think I should try to talk to him about it or should I keep quiet and let time fix it? I'm afraid if we don't talk then it will fester inside him and eventually rot our relationship from the inside. Tell me phoney, what should I do?

phoney said...

Dear Lone Cone,

You gotta know Jebus fantisizes about other pineses too. If he won't talk to you about it then I say get on with it and find yourself another rubber. Your Jebus should feel lucky to have a hot rubber such as yourself to rub.

The Law of Graffiti said...

I've seen bluelink from Newton to Einstein.

Anonymous said...

bluelink just wants to come home

Anonymous said...

Mac fell down and broke his crown and Lil came tumbling after.

Anonymous said...

You can enjoy a nice view from the Arch while my girlfriend and me twist.

in the wind

Anonymous said...

Wow! It took a Einstein to FIGure it out!

Kloney Island Dyke Bar said...

Don't Jebus love us too?

Anonymous said...

Tell me who your tin-pot commode is for?
the elite or the broken?

Flusher don't work., shoddy goods.

Anonymous said...

You're time is over.

Anonymous said...

Time to scuttle off underground Ma'ams and Sirs, where, incidentally, you pieces of shit will STILL all be fucked.

Lifes a bitch ain't it? =D. xxx

Anonymous said...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=PbIvpbYkcoU&fulldescription=1

Apologies to Lizard Prang and co.

You gave it yer Best, WE know that.

Anonymous said...

Lizard legs show up good in b/w pics.

Vegetarian my arse.


Safe journey home. ;)

Anonymous said...

I don't get why people have a problem with plastic bags. The human race only uses about 3 million plastic bags per day, but humans produce nearly TEN BILLION TURDS PER DAY! That comes to more than 3,000 turds per bag, so obviously we need to make MORE plastic bags to hold all the turds. What is so hard to understand about that?

Anonymous said...

well tomorrow is Turdsday

Meeshell said...

It was a fake certificate
It was a fake certificate
It was a fake certificate...

Anonymous said...

good bye

hello hello said...

You say goodbye, and I say hello.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why we don't post another 19 comments and hit a thousand!

Anonymous said...

we're too lazy to post that many

Anonymous said...

but you're even more lazy to think for yourselves

byrdsmaniac said...
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byrdsmaniac said...

but you're even more lazy to think for yourselves

wut?

byrdsmaniac said...

testing...
no one ever left alive

byrdsmaniac said...

Well this SUCKS!

byrdsmaniac said...

No more anonymous posts, apparently.

byrdsmaniac said...

'Shore' got quiet around here all of a sudden. :-D

Anonymous said...

test

Anonymous said...

http://cs5839.vkontakte.ru/u3123632/133476158/z_4ec9e0b8.jpg

worst video ever said...

Looks like grandfatherTOON is back again as 999nowhereman

Helter Skelter 2011 - Part 2 - Sam Ahab is Bahamas 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Qp5pxTN5Q


dont bother, its really horrible
this guy should quit totally biting iamaphoneys style

i cant yawn hard enough to tell you how bored i am, hey grandfather, stop it. no seriously.

Anonymous said...

I AGREE! I want my 15 minutes back

you have sunk to a new low gramps

how dare you! you are a nutter!

Anonymous said...

this is dumb

Anonymous said...

The drive to 1,000 is a fizzle.

Anonymous said...

this is a topic that one would say has run its course

Anonymous said...

999

Anonymous said...

Shit, im the 1000


Uncle Scruge

Anonymous said...

Keats and Yeats are on your side
but you lose because Wilde is on mine

Anonymous said...

999

Nowhere man.

Anonymous said...

Wildebeest

Nostradamus Century 2 Q62 said...

Mabus very soon then will die; then will come a horrible undoing of people and animals.
At once one will see vengeance, One hundred powers, thirst, famine, when the comet will pass.

Osama bin Laden (Mabus),
killed by the Black King (Obama)

Anonymous said...

Mabus very soon then will die; then will come a horrible undoing of people and animals.
At once one will see vengeance, One hundred powers, thirst, famine, when the comet will pass.

Osama bin Laden (Mabus),
killed by the Black King (Obama)


Thanks Sherlock. I guess if I made vague predictions of people being killed in the unforseen future, someone in any given century could try to match it up to current events.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
999

Nowhere man.

May 2, 2011 8:34 AM



more like, nobody man
what a loser

Anonymous said...

Osama bin Laden (Mabus),
killed by the Black King (Obama)


One and the same.

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