Friday, February 18, 2011

The Beatles Book

Over the past few weeks, (when your rotten chronicler was going through a crisis of epic proportions) two new installments of the Rotten Apple subscription series arrived. The reduction in quantity is more than made up by the quality of these latest efforts, which focus on the Beatles Book monthly. Imagine a trippy, yet coherent themed Rotten Apple production and you'll have an idea of "TheStudyCloud - Beatles Book (1963 - 1969)" and "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo."

Like many U.S. fans, my first knowledge of the Beatles Monthly was when some issues were shown on the White Album Poster.



The original Beatles Monthly was published from August 1963 through December 1969. Seeing those 1967-era Beatles faces on the covers was pretty exciting for those of us who wanted nothing to do with those girlie fan magazines where you had to look at pictures of Bobby Sherman and Dino, Desi and Billy before you would find a Beatle. The Monthly was endorsed by Brian Epstein and featured numerous articles credited to Neil Aspinall and Mal Evans.

The first video explores, among other things, the magazine's curious practice of putting fake mustaches on pictures of the fabs presumably to make earlier pictures appear to be from 1967. This topic has been researched quite well in the "Nothing Is Real" discussion group.



Presumably this deception on the part of the Beatles Book was a practical matter due to the Beatles' recent change of appearance and the shortage of contemporary pictures. In fact it doesn't seem significant at all really. I thought it was the dumbest thing in the world when Rotten Apple 12 featured "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" backwards. Although the words "It was a fake mustache" were more understandable than most of the backwards "clues," it didn't seem to have anything to do with the Paul Is Dead rumors.

To my knowledge, no one before Iamaphoney ever implied any significance to the "fake mustache." But then it occurred to me that maybe there is more to this fake mustache thing than meets the mouth. There was the brief moment in the promo for "A Day In the Life" when Paul appeared to really have a fake mustache.



And why would the Sgt. Pepper album include bonus cut-outs that included a fake mustache? And wasn't it weird that all four Beatles decided to sport mustaches at the very same time? That always seemed a bit juvenile to me.



The second video release three weeks later, consisted of a minute and a half of disconnected items from the pages of the Beatles Monthly. Beginning with pictures of the Beatles skiing doubles from "Help!" chronicled on the pages of the magazine and then moving into a weird little blurb about, of all things, the Twin Peppers.



The Twin Peppers were two copies of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album which supposedly contained special clues when synced together. This was a rather difficult thing to test. As the story goes, the "Twin Peppers" were found in the Berlin Suitcase allegedly dropped by the key character in the Rotten Apple Series, generally referred to these days as The Phoney Figure (TPF). Recordings of two scratched up copies of Sgt. Pepper were available for download for a while and purported to be the copies found in the Iamaphoney suitcase. Yeah, this sounded like a valuable way for me to spend my time. But I have to admit, that I was impressed to see that The famous Beatles Monthly reported that prior to the release of the album, two copies of it were stolen. So, if we can believe that two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were created with special clues, and those very two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were stolen prior to its release, and those very two copies ended up in the hands of Iamaphoney several decades later, and those very two copies were placed in a suitcase and left in Berlin, and those very two copies were found in that suitcase by someone who was familiar enough with the Rotten Apple series to report it to someone who was well schooled in all things Iamaphoney-related, and those very two copies were placed on the web for download, then yes, we have something here.



Then the video goes on to some Thelema images with an attempt to connect them with Arthur Dooley’s curious "Four Lads Who Shook The World" sculpture in Liverpool. This is made even more confusing when one reads the description of "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo" as presented unlisted on YouTube. It says, "doubles, twin peppers and wings." Is Iamaphoney implying that there is a connection between Thelema, the "Four Lads That Shook The World" sculpture and Wings? I think he is.



Now, what does it mean?

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Anonymous said...

taf's going to shit himself in the next blog post lmao

little yellow island said...

Yup.

Anonymous said...

are the cows in their way home too?

*flickers mustache* said...

stand on your head

Dear Faul said...

Hey this is fimiliar tooooo

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

lol

I just have an answer for everything said...

Mr. Martin himself!

OMGgMO said...

the Monsanto House of the Future!


lol

jackass on my forehead said...

What's this one mean lol

Anonymous said...

whatever it means, she came in through the bathroom window

Anonymous said...

A stained glass curtiain she hiding behind.

Anonymous said...

worst song i've ever heard

only the Good said...

curtain

Anonymous said...

worst song i've ever heard



best song?


think carefully, now......

Anonymous said...

lol yeah don't think too hard now

Anonymous said...

This is so not fun.

eeeeee scary said...

way better

Wizard said...

note he's using his write hand, class

Anonymous said...

Law's coming back, ya know. Right?

Anonymous said...

Pay the rent or get out.

Anonymous said...

don't you just have a vivid imagination

Super Stoner Diving Instructor said...

Long Time No Blog.......

Anonymous said...

he's from phoenix too, lol

Anonymous said...

Where is everyone??....It seems the Master is out of the house and the mice...,well...they R runnin' wild in here!

LordOfDarkness2012 said...

HEY EVERYONE

MAN I'M GONNA MISS THE DEADMAN NEXT YEAR

I WAS SUCH A HUGE FAN!

would it make it easier if? said...

Blame me, II don't care. It's OK.

Anonymous said...

i'd never blame you

Anonymous said...

LordOfDarkness2012 said...
HEY EVERYONE

MAN I'M GONNA MISS THE DEADMAN NEXT YEAR

I WAS SUCH A HUGE FAN!

October 2, 2011 9:47 PM

Oh, me too... HUGE fan of the DEAD man.

isn't he supposed to be dead? said...

Speaking of DEAD, mans.

Beatle Bill said...

Heh, I was around then Y'know.

Charlie said...

:D

Anonymous said...

hey what's this button do

*pushes*

lol whoopsies

Anonymous said...

looks like somebody did their homework, this evening.

Ringo Starr said...

I thought you were dead!

Anonymous said...

you know my name, look up the numba

George Harrison said...

The odds of doing that

good luck telling the difference said...

lawl

*puts mask on*

hey i'm billy now teehee

there's that noise again said...

see you in comicon.

NO HYPE AT ALL said...

lol

there's another place, we can go.

Anonymous said...

So was there an album coming out today?

iamaphoney said...

The album is already triple platinum on iTunes. I would like to thank everyone who has supported us over the years, a cast of characters for sure, really.

Especially MikeNL and Tafultong, couldn't have done it without you.

I would like to thank my manager, and the love of my life, my girlfriend. Hey, now you don't have to kill anyone! Its over!

Thank you everyone, enjoy the album, and see you all next year for the revelation! Don't forget to watch it! Next year! Really!


P...

Anonymous said...

that's it?

Anonymous said...

It's a dream and it's gonna stop soon.

Anonymous said...

Love the Higher Law

Anonymous said...

I would like to thank my manager, and the love of my life, my girlfriend.


You're Welcome

we both kicked off our shoes said...

It was so hot, he kicked his sandals off and walked across Abbey Road barefooted.. And this started some sort of rumor

Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

Anonymous said...

Moss gross fat on a rolling stone :)

SGT PEPPER said...

The rock has to roll really slow.

Anonymous said...

we started singing

Anonymous said...

C'mon my little generation lost in space, Come Home!

Anonymous said...

How low can you lay, Macca?

Anonymous said...

EAT SOMETHING!


lol

Anonymous said...

i'm hungry >:(

Anonymous said...

i'm going to go eat carrots and brocolli because i'm a veggie

LOL JK

Anonymous said...

really not that funny

Anonymous said...

it's very funny if you ask me kthx

you know what this means said...

lol kk

Anonymous said...

now this, is funny


Nutters of Savile Row
Established at № 35a Savile Row,[22] Nutters of Savile Row, is a Savile Row tailors which was opened on Valentine's Day 1969 by Tommy Nutter and Edward Sexton who had worked together with at Donaldson, Williamson & Ward.[23] Financially backed by Cilla Black and the MD of the Beatles Apple Corps Peter Brown.[24] Nutters was the first shop on Savile Row to pioneer 'open windows' and had bold displays created by the then unknown Simon Doonan;[25] as such, the shop modernised the perception of Savile Row. Nutters of Savile Row dressed the entire social spectrum from the Duke of Bedford and Lord Montagu, to San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown, to Mick and Bianca Jagger, and The Beatles. Nutter's designs included Bianca Jagger's wedding suit, the costumes for the 1989 Batman film including those worn by Jack Nicholson, and three of the suits worn by The Beatles on the front cover of Abbey Road.[26][27][28] Nutter left the business in 1976 and went to work at Kilgour, leaving Edward Sexton to continue running the business.[29] Nutter died from complications arising from AIDS on 17 August 1992,[30] while Sexton works in Knightsbridge under his own name.


Where's the album?

Anonymous said...

*hey*

i saw it first

Hog Wartz said...

Who-o-o Who-o-oo

Anonymous said...

NUTTTER?

MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE!! :O

Anonymous said...

Magnifying feet.

Anonymous said...

and three of the suits worn by The Beatles on the front cover of Abbey Road

Anonymous said...

George isn't wearing a suit-

Or is he?

Anonymous said...

The Right Album

Anonymous said...

It was a fake mustache.

lol

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for TheRightAlbum! Almost a day away now!

Your wait is almost over, Phoney! Although you already should have a copy - kinda weird.

Anonymous said...

promises promises

it would be nice if you ACTually delivered.

Anonymous said...

I got it from this Eastern bird.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was today?

Your wait is almost over, Phoney! said...

So, this is “The end times.” I hope you had fun.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell is it

lol said...

do you figure?

stand on your head

Anonymous said...

i, personally lol, cannot wait for the right album to be released

where the fuck is it! >:[

Anonymous said...

i, personally lol, cannot wait for the right album to be released

where the fuck is it! >:[

Why? We've heard all the stuff already and of course the "bootleg". You actually liked those "songs"? They're listenable when you have dizzying video images to help you forget what you're hearing, but as stand alone music, boringly midtempo filler.


see you at Comicon!

Anonymous said...

This sucks beyond belief. They actually wasted time producing their own album.

I'm not going to listen to it, Phoney, and we'll see how you feel about that later.

THE WONG ALBUM said...

This album is on the boycott list until further notice.


Really.

Anonymous said...

The voice of the unusual bird is heard,
In the pipe of the breathing floor:
Bushels of wheat will rise so high,
That man will devour his fellow man.

Anonymous said...

I love the songs

Burning Mustache said...

merry christmas, love buzzkill

Billy is Here #5 said...

Go go go

-.- said...

A new soul (my ass)

Anonymous said...

if i'm wrong, someone, PLEASE, shoot me.

Anonymous said...

Buzzkess

Anonymous said...

A new soul (my ass)


huh?

Anonymous said...

whens this one getting re-released, eh phoney?

Anonymous said...

what's your point?

Anonymous said...

i'm very grumpy

Anonymous said...

about the ripoff album?


me too!

Anonymous said...

lol

as your attorney said...

Lucky for us, I saved thereal Masters of the Right Album and all the bonus tracks in the vault.

Let's roll.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely enjoyed the album, worth the wait for sure.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

and in other news

Anonymous said...

Neglecting the love-code prize? priceless

Anonymous said...

lmao

Wise-Ass said...

Anonymous said...
i'm very grumpy

October 3, 2011 8:45 PM

such a mean old man

Anonymous said...

so based on the RA series, the Winged Beetle, and the Private Cloud, I'm guessing the Right Album is also fail?

Pepper, SGT said...

Major Disappointment, really man.

Anonymous said...

so based on the RA series, the Winged Beetle, and the Private Cloud, I'm guessing the Right Album is also fail?


Affirmative, Joe.

Anonymous said...

We could be in the West Indies right now, but nooooooo,


what a shame this turned out to be, huh?

Exit Stage Right said...

I'm giving this entire situation 24 hrs to shape up or I'm outta here.

It's in my contract.

Nader's Raider said...

The Right Album will not be ripped off!

That's why have safety laws for this!

Anonymous said...

not a bad idea, hoax-wise. Take a known urban legend, prey on the people who actually believe it (those who are clearly gullible with poor judgment) and then hoax them (easy based on the previously-mentioned gullibility factor) and sell them something. Televangelists do it all the time.

I'm not at all surprised there were dozens if not a few hundred people who were so easily manipulated and led to believe Phoney was something other than he was. They've mistakenly thought that about Macca (and numerous other public figures) so it's a cake walk.

I met a palm reader who was doing his thing and he knew I was a skeptic so later he said as an aside: "I start with an advantage. I already know the people who get all excited and want me to read them are gullible and want to believe everything I say." All he has to do is fill in the blanks for them.

ta-da!

See you at Comicon!

HERE IT IS! The RITE Albumin said...

What can I tell ya?
I'm utterly speechless.
Words can hardly describe.
Makes the Carnival of Light look...

He really outdied himself with this one.

And don't jude forget it! said...

TheRightAlbum Vol.l. T 03 10 11
TheRightAlbum Vol.ll. R 11 11 11
TheRightAlbum Vol.lll. A 10 04 12

Anonymous said...

he might have tried putting at least one song in a different key lol.

sounds like one long drawn out version of the same plodding tune, with no variation or dynamics, especially in the craggy pretentious vocals. All the worst production elements from the Jeff Lynn school which made Harrison and the reunited Beatles sound robotic and stale.

anyway, see you at Comicon!

Anonymous said...

a blog about Iamaphoney and the blogger could care less lol.

gonna say par for the course

Anonymous said...

I don't know, there are a few gems on the album and its a great companion piece to the movie at least.

Anonymous said...

"a few gems" lol

Anonymous said...

"the movie" lol

Anonymous said...

uh, the only reason the songs have any punch at all is because they are vague reminders of Beatle tunes in that they are BEATLE SONGS played backwards, duh. It's reverse plagiarism.

Anonymous said...

Beatles backwards, yes, but with play by numbers backing tracks. None of the rocking nature, wit, charm, or organic feeling that are hallmarks of Beatle recordings. Closer to Alan Parson's Project than Paul.

Anonymous said...

extra credit for the blue T, phoniii.


In Yoruba mythology, Aja is an Orisha, patron of the forest, the animals within it and herbal healers, whom she taught their art.

Among the Yoruba, aja also refer to a "wild wind". It's believed that if someone is carried away by aja, and then returns, he becomes a powerful "jujuman" (or babalawo). The journey supposedly will have a duration of between 7 days to 3 months, and the person so carried is thought to have gone to the land of the dead or heaven (Orun).




Man, that book looks OLD, right?

do you want to know a secret said...

all of the beatles songs post '66 were recorded backwards

oops lol

i'm going to die by telling you this

Letter B said...

or will he?

iameye said...

lol

suprise

HOME said...

I want to come Home.

P(D)enny La(i)ne said...

Bloody morons, all of you, really..

ramone said...

hahaha..

Anonymous said...

maybe you could HELP them a little?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, jokes on who? what? did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

Show your face, Macca.

MikeyNL said...

Told ya!

JoJo said...

There never could be a better moment!

Skyward said...

I love you, blue.

Anonymous said...

From me to you...

https://rapidshare.com/#!download|859l36|573815296|TheRightAlbum_Vol_I.zip|99681|R~49DF8BC074EB1B3751C3A757C9276E32|0|0

Anonymous said...

what's that?

Jarvatronics said...

I am 64,

Anonymous said...

https://rapidshare.com/#!download|859l34|573815296|TheRightAlbum_Vol_I.zip|99681|R~59D12EB85827BAC059396F405F5F31B2|0|0

Checking to see who is alive or dead

Yoko said...

>:O

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/TheRevelation2012?sk=wall

The link is dead is what, go check the page here.

iamaphoney said...

All right, tonight

Anonymous said...

"go check the page here."





for what???

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to play them all in reverse!

Anonymous said...

TheRightAlbum is what duh

Anonymous said...

Dude, you really think your album can out sell mine?




not even close.

Anonymous said...

TheRightAlbum is what duh





You mean the ripoff album, right.

oh, that.

totally forgot about it.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to stop watching Phoney

Disappointed, really

Making BieberFever look horrible said...

iameye said...
lol

suprise

October 4, 2011 7:30 PM

I know, right?

Anonymous said...

I see elation, but that just me.



There NEVER could be a better............

julian > sean said...

just saying..

who writes this crap said...

lol

ramone said...

it's not paul, it's the clone!

voice of wisdom said...

So, that 25 hr notice is over when?

Anonymous said...

idk

Anonymous said...

Thank God, the pilot. for that little black box.

Anonymous said...

I'll give iamaphoney a nice dose of avante gard to choke on, don't worry lol

Athen from Macca said...

first published in 1931. It has words by English author Eleanor Farjeon and is set to a traditional Gaelic tune known as "Bunessan"

Anonymous said...

iamaphoney said...
The album is already triple platinum on iTunes. I would like to thank everyone who has supported us over the years, a cast of characters for sure, really.

Especially MikeNL and Tafultong, couldn't have done it without you.

I would like to thank my manager, and the love of my life, my girlfriend. Hey, now you don't have to kill anyone! Its over!

Thank you everyone, enjoy the album, and see you all next year for the revelation! Don't forget to watch it! Next year! Really!


P...

October 3, 2011 2:42 AM




you wanker!

all this build up for years for this?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This sucks beyond belief. They actually wasted time producing their own album.

I'm not going to listen to it, Phoney, and we'll see how you feel about that later.

October 3, 2011 7:05 PM




WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS ALBUM AGAIN???

MikeNL, care to chime in on this?


what was the point of all of this?


WHAT IS THE REVELATION?

Anonymous said...

WHAT IS THE REVELATION?

October 4, 2011 10:17 PM



its going to totally suck too


just like the suitcases, the blair witch video, the 9 question interview, the Switzerland limo border crossing, and probably whatever else they did that no one noticed...

indian giver said...

Paging Iamaphoney,

The Love Code people want there prize back.

Anonymous said...

Anyone still wonder why Tafultong doesn't talk about this shit anymore?

just a nutter said...

iamaphoney said...
The album is already triple platinum on iTunes. I would like to thank everyone who has supported us over the years, a cast of characters for sure, really.

Especially MikeNL and Tafultong, couldn't have done it without you.

I would like to thank my manager, and the love of my life, my girlfriend. Hey, now you don't have to kill anyone! Its over!

Thank you everyone, enjoy the album, and see you all next year for the revelation! Don't forget to watch it! Next year! Really!


P...

October 3, 2011 2:42 AM




you wanker!

all this build up for years for this?

October 4, 2011 10:15 PM

lol

the party is just getting started

Anonymous said...

The Love Code people want there prize back.

October 4, 2011 10:29 PM




why would they want NOTHING back?

there was no love code. the prize was nothing, as in they didn't give him anything.

Anonymous said...

*does evil billy fake mustache laugh*

oh no

they're onto us, mr. martin!

*puts on costume and flies away*

Anonymous said...

there is going to be 3 albums?

Anonymous said...

DUH, captain obvious

;D said...

lol

Anonymous said...

lol boring movie scene night

Anonymous said...

Anyone still wonder why Tafultong doesn't talk about this shit anymore?

October 4, 2011 10:34 PM



He does talk about it. On the Private Blog, in the Private Cloud.

Check your facts before you speak mr smarty pants.

Anonymous said...

Check your facts before you speak mr smarty pants.

October 4, 2011 11:16 PM



i am a girl

Anonymous said...

i am a girl

October 4, 2011 11:23 PM



ok, mrs smarty skirt

Anonymous said...

ok, mrs smarty skirt

October 4, 2011 11:26 PM




I am unmarried, so not mrs.

Anonymous said...

I am unmarried,

October 4, 2011 11:26 PM




I am not surprised.....

He knows said...

And I You.

Anonymous said...

Fail

Anonymous said...

The suck factor is you, really.

Anonymous said...

The suck factor is you, really.

Enjoy that album lol

Nothing more embarrassing than people who concoct retarded theories by interpreting art as anything more than art.

In antiquity, the initiates understood parables and allegory symbolically (correct) while the profane always took everything literally (he slew a giant dragon!)

see you (symbolically) at Comicon!

Anonymous said...

see you (symbolically) not.

Anonymous said...

wait, are you saying Paul isn't really a female and an impersonator who is also an Illuminist Magickian?

But I want so much for him to be something other than he is (aging former Beatle who sucks now).

I'm going to Comicon but I'll be sulking

Wilde Card said...

he slew a giant

Anonymous said...

i'm going to Comicon but I'll be sulking


yes, you will be.

Anonymous said...

What are we supposed to be thanking mikeNL for?

Anonymous said...

they can't admit defeat hahaha.

From the beginning we said:

There is no love code. Phoney didn't "solve" anything.
There would be no interview.
There would be no smoking gun evidence that Paul is Dead.
There would be nothing of interest in the briefcases.
Phoney was not Paul McCartney.
Phoney was not working with McCartney or Apple.
Phoney was working up to promoting his own music with an album release.

We were right, you were wrong, deal with it.
Some also insisted, "He's not promoting or selling anything!"
"Why would he go to all that trouble?"
"How did he get the money if he isn't working with Paul?"

You were hoaxed, you fell for it, and there were/are thousands of NIR posts/words written about it, and it was just some dude trying to sell an indie album of backward Beatle songs.

Next.

Anonymous said...

All you need to know about gullibility, the Beatles, PID, and how stupid people are when it comes to rockstars is in the classic urban legend "The Masked Marauders"

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/masked.asp

Anonymous said...

the real mystery isn't the Philosopher's Stone or Thelema, but why people are so stupid in every age.

Anonymous said...

I believe the Masked Marauder story is true and the PTB are covering it up.

Because washed up musicians are important.

Anonymous said...

what a downer YOU are!


"Phoney was working up to promoting his own music with an album release."



You need to find that album, first.

There will be an answer said...

the real mystery isn't the Philosopher's Stone or Thelema, but why people are so stupid in every age.


well, we sorta expected the stupid part, so the real
mystery is the Philosopher's Stone.


lol

Anonymous said...

and it belongs to the Philosopher, right?


right

The Fool on the Hill said...

Wise man say only fools rush in.

Anonymous said...

There is no love code. Phoney didn't "solve" anything.




there is a love code!

she love you, yeah yeah yeah said...

All together, now!

EVERYbody!

Anonymous said...

loves

:)

count me out (in) said...

oh but the game is just getting fun

o:) said...

shhhh

Hitler said...

Such was their power.

ahah, click said...

either way you look at it

stand on your head said...

let project mind games, begin




hehehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

lol imagine paul gets hit by a bus on november 9th, next year?

define irony

ah yeah! said...

music to my ears

Anonymous said...

with music videos like these, who needs to write music?

no more mr. nice guy said...

clocks ticking

Anonymous said...

zap zap zap

Anonymous said...

bluelink, your idol Phoney failed.

there are plenty of other hoaxes to fall for though. Try google.

*starts dancing* said...

woooooooooo

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