Waiting For The D Train (2:46) The Sun Is Down! (Cornelius Mix) (4:49) Ask The Elephant! (2:57) Memory of Footsteps (3:30) Moving Mountains (3:00) CALLING (8:15) Healing (4:25) Hashire, Hashire (3:35) BETWEEN MY HEAD AND THE SKY (5:33) Feel The Sand (6:02) Watching The Rain (5:30) Unun. To (3:16) I’m Going Away Smiling (2:53) Higa Noboru (5:44) I’m Alive (0:22)
Waiting For The T Train (12:46) The Sun Is Down Town! (Cornflake Mix) (4:49) Ask Anyone (3:33) Memory of An Elephant Foot Umbrella Stand (4:00) Moving Big Furniture (1:11) FAULLING (8:12) Hearing (4:25) CHashire, CHesshire (4:39) BETWEEN A ROCK AND GIBRALTARs (5:55) Feel The Sandwich Tuna (6:02) (sitting here) Watching The RainMan (5:30) Unun. S. Gold (3:11) I’m Go-ing (2:53) what? (5:44) I’m live (0:44)
Fathers they have big hands and they pat gently on your head Mothers always make sure everyone is happy and well fed And everything is instant, no one has to wait to long And Lennon never has to sing a Paul McCartney song
We're living here in Joytown, the City of the Sun And everyone loves everyone loves every single one
No one sells his roommate's stuff so he can get a fix And no one fears the darkness, no one fears the number six Everyone talks openly of great things they have read And no one ever says the things that are better left unsaid And everyone has someone they can share their sadness with No one leaves the slightest doubt, no one takes the fifth
Jesus and Muhammed and Buddha live in town Zoraster and Ba'h'aula and Moses hangs around And when they get together they are quite a noisy crew They laugh about their legacies over cigarettes and brews
Senator McCarthy enjoys a book by Marx And people tear down parking lots So they can build more parks And Jimi plays the perfect note that never seems to end and Martin Luther King has got a blond white girlfriend
We're singing here in Joytown Won't you come and sing along? We'll never tell you that you ain't singing the right notes, Never criticize your song.
Jesus and Muhammed and Buddha live in town Zoraster and Ba'h'aula and Moses hangs around And when they get together they are quite a noisy crew They laugh about their legacies over cigarettes and brews
Anonymous dude... whatever this is the first time proof and i discovered it. so F.U you go and research this pool of information. then we can talk.
Go back to the comments, say, a year ago, and you will see that the Taf = Phoney specualtion was rampant. The fact that Taf always posted Phoney material, saying that Phoney sent it to him and how he was so freakishly defensive of the videos. Phoney creates countless fake sites, it only makes sense he would create a fake blog, too. But yes, if you have proof, that is different, and that is something no one else has done, and so you would get the credit for the scoop from me and everyone else (if it is enough proof and not coincidence)
That said, you are also suspicious (of ALL people) because you more than anyone else (aside from Taf) had the "inside" track on everything.
So one one would be surprised if both you and Taf were part of it. There is in fact a post by Taf saying he was the last person that was in the know, referring to the speculation that he was Phoney.
Anonymous said... Anonymous dude... whatever this is the first time proof and i discovered it. so F.U you go and research this pool of information. then we can talk.
Go back to the comments, say, a year ago, and you will see that the Taf = Phoney specualtion was rampant. The fact that Taf always posted Phoney material, saying that Phoney sent it to him and how he was so freakishly defensive of the videos. Phoney creates countless fake sites, it only makes sense he would create a fake blog, too. But yes, if you have proof, that is different, and that is something no one else has done, and so you would get the credit for the scoop from me and everyone else (if it is enough proof and not coincidence)
That said, you are also suspicious (of ALL people) because you more than anyone else (aside from Taf) had the "inside" track on everything.
So one one would be surprised if both you and Taf were part of it. There is in fact a post by Taf saying he was the last person that was in the know, referring to the speculation that he was Phoney.
January 22, 2010 9:42 AM
If i was indeed iamaphoney, i wouldn't go out on this blog and post proof exposing my own lies about the same blog in question.
If i was indeed iamaphoney, i wouldn't go out on this blog and post proof exposing my own lies about the same blog in question.
True. The question is, did phoney give you that email to just filter your stuff through Taf as a go-between? Doubtful. Interesting that the other user name was Neill Aspinall--that would explain all this Apollo C Vermouth crap. Phoney was probably Apollo Vermouth as well, and that's why he "disappeared" in order to make it look as though he was the real deal. That is ALSO why the supposed "revelation" by Phoney didn't happen, because Phoney was going to pretend he was Neill, but couldn't when the real Neill Aspinall died.
Phoney was probably Apollo Vermouth as well, and that's why he "disappeared" in order to make it look as though he was the real deal. That is ALSO why the supposed "revelation" by Phoney didn't happen, because Phoney was going to pretend he was Neill, but couldn't when the real Neill Aspinall died.
That does explain at lot. That totally makes sense now. We already noticed Taf would always disappear whenever Phoney was off in Kenya or wherever. That seemed suspicious as well.
As ALWAYS, the sharp detectives at NIR still haven't mentioned a word. Too busy with Klaatu songs from the 70s. Why are they always last to hear about everything?
Anonymous said... so Johncharles2007, the anti-phoney, was ykmn231, and Taf, who doesn't believe in PID, is Phoney.
and NIR just wasted umpteen words and threads for years for nothing; then again, they do that anyway.
January 22, 2010 1:44 PM
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
In Roman mythology, Janus (or Ianus; "archway") was the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings and endings. His most prominent remnant in modern culture is his namesake, the month of January, which begins the new year. He is most often depicted as having two faces or heads, facing in opposite directions.
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
Yep. But Taf DID call himself PHONEY. and ykmn's series never really said anything about Paul being dead.
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos?
no, it's the opposite. they make PID videos, and we find out later they are PIA. I think in Taf's case the series is what he said (to cover his ass), sort of like historical fiction. In ykmn case, it was to show how people read into things because he never said P was D
"The harassment of Geoff Baker concerns me and threatens the credibility of those who claim to have special inside information, including Iamaphoney. Since the Berlin suitcase is "in circulation" it presents all kinds of opportunities for people with partial information to make the water even more murky than it already is. My hope is that Iamaphoney will speak soon and distance himself from this latest excursion that seems to be over the line. Geoff Baker clearly seems to not be playing along."
uhm, don't see any evidence yet that Taf is Geoff Baker. And Geoff Baker, being a grown up, is unlikely to have an email account listed under the alias Tafultong AND Neill Aspinall like some PID Beatle groupie.
But there is now STRONG evidence that Taf is Phoney, or part of the game at least. It only makes sense. Create a blog to control info and make more hype, but it backfired, because this blog is where everyone turned to after Phoney's page became a cesspool for whack jobs and Nazi's and whatever. But then, this blog became infested with whack jobs and then hypergraphia nuts, eventually becoming a single bluelink nut job semi-comic soap box.
Hey Taf, can you believe you were busted by your closest ally? hahahaha wow. That explains why you always made sure to thank Mikey profusely for posting this or that mix of Phoney tunes.
Well, we liked the series, and now we now it's "historical fiction," although that was never in doubt.
Nah, I don't buy it either. Tafultong has a way with words while Iamaphoney's messages are in horribly mangled English. That was before Tafultong even started this blog. I'm open to the idea that Tafultong is part of the scam but he's not the original dude. That guy relied on visuals for a reason. lol
yeah, what would prevent someone to pretend to be "tafultong" on skype?
remember the MikeNL gay web links?
remember how unfair that was to be lumped in with that shit mike? There must be, oh 1,400 MikeNL's on the internets, there must be 1 or 2 Tafultongs, and probably 1 or 2 people who would PRETEND to be a tafultong...
come to think of it, damn it.. Tafultong is iamaphoney.
PauiMcCartney on youtube with an "i", rings a bell to me, it aint the real mcoy or even the real mccartney
Iaap sure likes to be other people on the internet
he could be, or someone could be, pretending to be tafultong...
could be.... MIKE is preteneding to be Tafultong.. Maybe MikeNL is tired of PRETENDING to be Iamaphoney, time for a new fixation
Sure seems suspect. Like the salem witch trials,
"I swear honorable sir, I saw Tafultong speaking to a toad. The toad? Satan. Methinks it was the same email that iamaphoney gave me, and now i see that Tafultong is the same on skype. The Toad was Tafultong!!!!!"
"I swear honorable sir, I saw Tafultong speaking to a toad. The toad? Satan. Methinks it was the same email that iamaphoney gave me, and now i see that Tafultong is the same on skype. The Toad was Tafultong!!!!!"
January 22, 2010 8:45 PM
God damn it, there was no email or skype in the salem witch trials
Tafultong will probably jump in here with some reassuring words to the tune of "No, I'm not Iamaphoney". I don't believe he is either. He's more like Iamaphoney's part time apologist. Mike is a good kid. A little gullible perhaps.
No, Iamaphoney is some guy in Denmark who's trying to hold on to his 15 minutes of conspiracy message board fame. Well, barely trying these days.
Anonymous said... I've always wondered and asked aloud what the name TAFULTONG is supposed to mean? don't think it's an anagram. But maybe something to it.
January 22, 2010 1:55 PM
Tafultong has 9 letters, he is 999nowhereman aka MikeNL aka grandfatheridiot
btw, if Taf is Phoney, it would make some sense if he made the Phoney character sound totally different--but it definitely looks like the Phoney crew is European, when I have this sense (maybe incorrectly?) that Taf is an American dude with the BBQs and all that jazz. But yeah, probably he's part of the group doing it, and it does explain his blog and his freakish defense of the series
It's obvious that Taf knows more than he lets on but I think his freakish defense of the series has more to do with calming people down about it. There are kids who think Iamaphoney is going to tell the world the "revelation" and then there's kids who think Iamaphoney is a very dangerous guy. Taf's role is to come on here and say "everybody chill" and keep pushing the concept of "historical fiction". It's obvious that Iamaphoney is a some dude in Europe who's bored. I think Taf is American.
It's obvious that Taf knows more than he lets on but I think his freakish defense of the series has more to do with calming people down about it. There are kids who think Iamaphoney is going to tell the world the "revelation" and then there's kids who think Iamaphoney is a very dangerous guy. Taf's role is to come on here and say "everybody chill" and keep pushing the concept of "historical fiction". It's obvious that Iamaphoney is a some dude in Europe who's bored. I think Taf is American.
January 24, 2010 12:41 AM
I think Taf is American, too and has some sort of Phoney worship thing going on. What he's worshiping is unclear, though.
twinflame93 (5 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Yeh nobody dies they just move into another dimension or they are reincarnated.. john has done one of those.
iamaphoney took part in an official yoko ono remix contest. They ("Billy Martin"), among many others, were picked out and presented on the plastic-ono-band website.
Taf:
it was just a matter of time, until that song was posted here. because taf indeed is part of IAAP
I'm Baaaaack!
ReplyDeletegoes here
ReplyDeletewhen you click on his image.
ReplyDeleteWaiting For The D Train (2:46)
ReplyDeleteThe Sun Is Down! (Cornelius Mix) (4:49)
Ask The Elephant! (2:57)
Memory of Footsteps (3:30)
Moving Mountains (3:00)
CALLING (8:15)
Healing (4:25)
Hashire, Hashire (3:35)
BETWEEN MY HEAD AND THE SKY (5:33)
Feel The Sand (6:02)
Watching The Rain (5:30)
Unun. To (3:16)
I’m Going Away Smiling (2:53)
Higa Noboru (5:44)
I’m Alive (0:22)
Produced by Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon
BEATLES FOR SALE MONO
ReplyDeleteDe "J"
ReplyDeleteChoose Rosa or Alberto
ReplyDeleteDe "J"
Waiting For The T Train (12:46)
ReplyDeleteThe Sun Is Down Town! (Cornflake Mix) (4:49)
Ask Anyone (3:33)
Memory of An Elephant Foot Umbrella Stand (4:00)
Moving Big Furniture (1:11)
FAULLING (8:12)
Hearing (4:25)
CHashire, CHesshire (4:39)
BETWEEN A ROCK AND GIBRALTARs (5:55)
Feel The Sandwich Tuna (6:02)
(sitting here) Watching The RainMan (5:30)
Unun. S. Gold (3:11)
I’m Go-ing (2:53)
what? (5:44)
I’m live (0:44)
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ReplyDelete"Turn me on, dead man."
ReplyDeleteBilly Martin was Madam Zora.
ReplyDeleteproduced by:
ReplyDeleteCLa TAFUL TONG! and bing!
http://beatlesoundcollage.blogspot.com/2008/12/billy-martin-volume-1.html
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YAlSYeOkh4
ReplyDeletebillmartin^live
Fathers they have big hands and they pat gently on your head
ReplyDeleteMothers always make sure everyone is happy and well fed
And everything is instant, no one has to wait to long
And Lennon never has to sing a Paul McCartney song
We're living here in Joytown, the City of the Sun
And everyone loves everyone loves every single one
No one sells his roommate's stuff so he can get a fix
And no one fears the darkness, no one fears the number six
Everyone talks openly of great things they have read
And no one ever says the things that are better left unsaid
And everyone has someone they can share their sadness with
No one leaves the slightest doubt, no one takes the fifth
Jesus and Muhammed and Buddha live in town
Zoraster and Ba'h'aula and Moses hangs around
And when they get together they are quite a noisy crew
They laugh about their legacies over cigarettes and brews
Senator McCarthy enjoys a book by Marx
And people tear down parking lots
So they can build more parks
And Jimi plays the perfect note that never seems to end
and Martin Luther King has got a blond white girlfriend
We're singing here in Joytown
Won't you come and sing along?
We'll never tell you that you ain't singing the right notes,
Never criticize your song.
Conduits of Peace
ReplyDeletepipes of love
ReplyDeleteok, the guy is in rio de janeiro brazil..so what , he is gonna drop a suitcase?...he is just a tourist.
ReplyDeleteDimas
what guy is in brazil?
ReplyDeleteDo you see the suitcase?
ReplyDeleteJesus and Muhammed and Buddha live in town
ReplyDeleteZoraster and Ba'h'aula and Moses hangs around
And when they get together they are quite a noisy crew
They laugh about their legacies over cigarettes and brews
So true!
Thanks 5:37!
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to figure out what this meant for years!
Byrdsmaniac
Re: buses
ReplyDeleteA scar
A bus
A scarabeus
guess what, dudes
ReplyDeletei just found out who tafultong really is.
tafultong
is
iamaphoney
why did Billy Martin win a yoko ono contest?
ReplyDeletethats too wierd to be a coincidence.
and MikeyNL-
How do you know Taf is Iaap?
well
ReplyDeletea long time ago
iamaphoney gave me this email adress to send things to
and
i thought
hmm
what if
i just put it in
SKYPE!
and so it came with 2 usernames on that adress;
neilaspinall
tafultong
thats too much of a coincidence
i think tafultong is just a character created to hype this whole thing up.
and guess what
it worked pretty darn good.
guess what, dudes
ReplyDeletei just found out who tafultong really is.
tafultong
is
iamaphoney
Mikey, you just NOW figured that out?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteguess what, dudes
i just found out who tafultong really is.
tafultong
is
iamaphoney
Mikey, you just NOW figured that out?
January 22, 2010 8:45 AM
Anonymous dude... whatever
this is the first time proof
and i discovered it.
so F.U
you go and research this pool of information.
then we can talk.
Anonymous dude... whatever
ReplyDeletethis is the first time proof
and i discovered it.
so F.U
you go and research this pool of information.
then we can talk.
Go back to the comments, say, a year ago, and you will see that the Taf = Phoney specualtion was rampant. The fact that Taf always posted Phoney material, saying that Phoney sent it to him and how he was so freakishly defensive of the videos. Phoney creates countless fake sites, it only makes sense he would create a fake blog, too. But yes, if you have proof, that is different, and that is something no one else has done, and so you would get the credit for the scoop from me and everyone else (if it is enough proof and not coincidence)
That said, you are also suspicious (of ALL people) because you more than anyone else (aside from Taf) had the "inside" track on everything.
So one one would be surprised if both you and Taf were part of it. There is in fact a post by Taf saying he was the last person that was in the know, referring to the speculation that he was Phoney.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous dude... whatever
this is the first time proof
and i discovered it.
so F.U
you go and research this pool of information.
then we can talk.
Go back to the comments, say, a year ago, and you will see that the Taf = Phoney specualtion was rampant. The fact that Taf always posted Phoney material, saying that Phoney sent it to him and how he was so freakishly defensive of the videos. Phoney creates countless fake sites, it only makes sense he would create a fake blog, too. But yes, if you have proof, that is different, and that is something no one else has done, and so you would get the credit for the scoop from me and everyone else (if it is enough proof and not coincidence)
That said, you are also suspicious (of ALL people) because you more than anyone else (aside from Taf) had the "inside" track on everything.
So one one would be surprised if both you and Taf were part of it. There is in fact a post by Taf saying he was the last person that was in the know, referring to the speculation that he was Phoney.
January 22, 2010 9:42 AM
If i was indeed iamaphoney, i wouldn't go out on this blog and post proof exposing my own lies about the same blog in question.
If i was indeed iamaphoney, i wouldn't go out on this blog and post proof exposing my own lies about the same blog in question.
ReplyDeleteTrue. The question is, did phoney give you that email to just filter your stuff through Taf as a go-between? Doubtful. Interesting that the other user name was Neill Aspinall--that would explain all this Apollo C Vermouth crap. Phoney was probably Apollo Vermouth as well, and that's why he "disappeared" in order to make it look as though he was the real deal. That is ALSO why the supposed "revelation" by Phoney didn't happen, because Phoney was going to pretend he was Neill, but couldn't when the real Neill Aspinall died.
Phoney was probably Apollo Vermouth as well, and that's why he "disappeared" in order to make it look as though he was the real deal. That is ALSO why the supposed "revelation" by Phoney didn't happen, because Phoney was going to pretend he was Neill, but couldn't when the real Neill Aspinall died.
ReplyDeleteThat does explain at lot. That totally makes sense now. We already noticed Taf would always disappear whenever Phoney was off in Kenya or wherever. That seemed suspicious as well.
As ALWAYS, the sharp detectives at NIR still haven't mentioned a word. Too busy with Klaatu songs from the 70s. Why are they always last to hear about everything?
ReplyDeleteoh please, what a hippo crate, really!
ReplyDeleteACV and Taf were not the same person.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the view!
ReplyDeleteACV and Taf were not the same person.
ReplyDeleteWell whomever he was, he wasn't Neill Aspinall, I can tell you that much.
Anyway, looks like Taf is the butler!
Nice job Taf, hardly anyone ever suspected!!!!!
That was going to be the revelation, eh? Sorry Mikey busted you--but it's fitting, don't you think?
That's not a revelation by any stretch of the imagination.
ReplyDeletei don't know why tafultong is linked to that email
ReplyDeletebut as He always says "nothing is real.. how can i tell you?"
That's not a revelation by any stretch of the imagination.
ReplyDeleteWell, for PID it's about as good as you're gonna get. Fun stuff.
It's trivial, anyway..
ReplyDeleteWell, for PID it's about as good as you're gonna get. Fun stuff.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 22, 2010 1:00 PM
It's getting better all the time.
splash!
ReplyDeleteRio De January Postcard said...
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the view!
Thanks, I did!
I liked the airplane coming in under the moon on the right too.
I kinda got motion sick! :-P
Ringo Starr - Walk With You
ReplyDeleteI kinda got motion sick! :-P
ReplyDeleteEverything will be fine.
Why's everyone so upset? He told the truth!
ReplyDeletehey bluelink, you've been scooped.
ReplyDeleteTAFULTONG IS IAMAPHONEY.
The WHOLE THING is a SCAM!!!
as if we didn't know it was a scam; just didn't realize the lengths to which Taf/Phoney would go to hype the series.
It matter, to you, Y not? what is behind series of the Starwars Hype Wars?
ReplyDeleteso Johncharles2007, the anti-phoney, was ykmn231, and Taf, who doesn't believe in PID, is Phoney.
ReplyDeleteand NIR just wasted umpteen words and threads for years for nothing; then again, they do that anyway.
Or would you like some of my tangerines?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso Johncharles2007, the anti-phoney, was ykmn231, and Taf, who doesn't believe in PID, is Phoney.
and NIR just wasted umpteen words and threads for years for nothing; then again, they do that anyway.
January 22, 2010 1:44 PM
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
In Roman mythology, Janus (or Ianus; "archway") was the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings and endings. His most prominent remnant in modern culture is his namesake, the month of January, which begins the new year. He is most often depicted as having two faces or heads, facing in opposite directions.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
ReplyDeleteYep. But Taf DID call himself PHONEY. and ykmn's series never really said anything about Paul being dead.
I've always wondered and asked aloud what the name TAFULTONG is supposed to mean? don't think it's an anagram. But maybe something to it.
ReplyDeleteOMG so easy to figure out!
ReplyDeleteYeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos? Phoney sets himself up to be the God of PID but is secretly PIA? Do they just think we're sheep to be fucked with?
ReplyDeletespecial agreement
Yeah, what the hell is up with that? What's with these guys who claim to be PIA while they're making PID videos?
ReplyDeleteno, it's the opposite. they make PID videos, and we find out later they are PIA. I think in Taf's case the series is what he said (to cover his ass), sort of like historical fiction. In ykmn case, it was to show how people read into things because he never said P was D
tafultong is geoff baker...
ReplyDeletenow you know
hahaha well if he's Geoff Baker, what was this like payback for getting booted as Paul's spokesman?
ReplyDeleteGeoff, if it's you, great job buddy. You had a LOT of kids going with this thing.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
ReplyDeletehahah still not a peep from NIR
ReplyDeletegoogle
ReplyDeleteiamaphoney geoff baker
Hmmm...this is from Taf's blog re Geoff:
ReplyDelete"The harassment of Geoff Baker concerns me and threatens the credibility of those who claim to have special inside information, including Iamaphoney. Since the Berlin suitcase is "in circulation" it presents all kinds of opportunities for people with partial information to make the water even more murky than it already is. My hope is that Iamaphoney will speak soon and distance himself from this latest excursion that seems to be over the line. Geoff Baker clearly seems to not be playing along."
uhm, don't see any evidence yet that Taf is Geoff Baker. And Geoff Baker, being a grown up, is unlikely to have an email account listed under the alias Tafultong AND Neill Aspinall like some PID Beatle groupie.
ReplyDeleteBut there is now STRONG evidence that Taf is Phoney, or part of the game at least. It only makes sense. Create a blog to control info and make more hype, but it backfired, because this blog is where everyone turned to after Phoney's page became a cesspool for whack jobs and Nazi's and whatever. But then, this blog became infested with whack jobs and then hypergraphia nuts, eventually becoming a single bluelink nut job semi-comic soap box.
Sandman
ReplyDeleteBy Horton T. G. Bix, Ph.D.
(Feel free to sing it)
Mister Sandman
I know you're true
I have sweet dreams
When you do what you do
And every morning when I rise
I have golden stars in my eyes
Easter Bunny
Thanks for the kicks
The chocolate eggs
And the marshmallow chicks
On Easter morning when I wake
I will stuff my face 'til I ache
Golden Fairy
Come take my tooth
A piece of silver
For my passing youth
I'm glad that I can count on you
To reward the hole in my chew
Jolly Santa
Bring me the goods
I mind my mommy
Like I know I should
Come on now Santa, don't be cheap!
Load the Christmas tree while I sleep
Holy Jesus
Thank God you're real!
Those other guys
Were a sucker deal
I praise you for your watchful eye
Here's your ten percent of my pie
But then, this blog became infested with whack jobs and then hypergraphia nuts, eventually becoming a single bluelink nut job semi-comic soap box.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 22, 2010 5:11 PM
LINE OF THE NIGHT!
I am going to drink a big blue streak down the center of space and time over that one! Love it! Made my day man!Thank you for the laugh!
And Tafultong? I really hope you are Iamaphoney, you write incredibly well and the videos you made are facinating.
Hope that you are able to get back to it
gawd I hate when people post song lyrics.
ReplyDeleteSooner or later everyone gets blamed for being everyone else...
ReplyDeleteremember when tafultong was grandfatheraleister???
remember when mikeNL was grandfatheraleister?
remember when mikeNL was tafultong?
and everyone was Sir Paul
"can you please send me concert tickets and money?"
Still, great find Mike! Raised the excitement bar around here again
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletegawd I hate when people post song lyrics.
January 22, 2010 5:22 PM
I am with you on that,
Lone Nut Job Theory
ReplyDeleteLet's be Frank, Watson.
ReplyDeleteSooner or later everyone gets blamed for being everyone else...
ReplyDeletehahahah true, but this time, phoney's email is registered to the name Tafultong, and phoney didn't know Mikey would Skype it and figure that out.
I can tell you one thing which is true, I am me.
ReplyDeletehahahah true, but this time, phoney's email is registered to the name Tafultong, and phoney didn't know Mikey would Skype it and figure that out.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 22, 2010 5:35 PM
Good point there
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI can tell you one thing which is true, I am me.
January 22, 2010 5:46 PM
THIS!
You are rocking it
Rocking it hard!
ReplyDeleteyou would have to guess that iamaphoney was here all the time
ReplyDeleteHey Taf, can you believe you were busted by your closest ally? hahahaha
ReplyDeletewow. That explains why you always made sure to thank Mikey profusely for posting this or that mix of Phoney tunes.
Well, we liked the series, and now we now it's "historical fiction," although that was never in doubt.
you would have to guess that iamaphoney was here all the time.
ReplyDeletehahahaha you got it. Well, where ELSE would he be? This was the only place anyone talked about him.
So Taf, who's the euroblur dude? Is that YOU, or maybe your dad?
There's nothing you can seem that isn't show.
ReplyDeleteNIR: tick, tock, tick, tock.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah ALWAYS the last to know
Nobody posts it at NIR because it got posted here. This blog is just a NIR extension thread. Most of the readers/posters here are also NIR members.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Hey ho wake up there are multiple blueliners.
So Taf, who's the euroblur dude? Is that YOU, or maybe your dad?
ReplyDeleteThey say let it be
It just don't work out that way...
S
ReplyDeleteIt will never last...
ReplyDeleteI do not believe that Tafultong is iamaphoney
ReplyDeleteI asked him once if he was.
He told me he was not.
Tafultong is a man of his word.
Tafultong is not iamaphoney
"Et tu, Bruté?"
ReplyDeleteANY DAMN PLACE WE CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE THAT TAFULTONG IS IAAP
ReplyDeleteWoodward&BERNsteinNL
ReplyDeletegood one mike!
this is golden, like soap opera drama
ReplyDeleteTafultong is not iamaphoney
ReplyDeletei am not Tafultong
skype is admittable in any court in the land buddy
ReplyDeleteC A S E C L O S E D
Love you Taf! I will marry you in prison
iamaphoney said...
ReplyDeleteTafultong is not iamaphoney
i am not Tafultong
January 22, 2010 7:57 PM
I know Tafultong,
I am friends with Tafultong,
you sir.. are no John Kennedy
thats it.... i am getting epic drunk tonight
ReplyDeleteWhat about the revolution?
ReplyDeletelike i needed an excuse
ReplyDeletepeace out yo
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWhat about the revolution?
January 22, 2010 8:01 PM
i know.....
just when it was about to get good..
see you in 2012
deepest throat said...
ReplyDeleteWoodward&BERNsteinNL
good one mike!
January 22, 2010 7:55 PM
love it
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletethats it.... i am getting epic drunk tonight
January 22, 2010 8:01 PM
order a pizza while you are at it
old school
ps, how's the kids?
P.S. Hey ho wake up there are multiple blueliners.
ReplyDeletelol!
Nah, I don't buy it either. Tafultong has a way with words while Iamaphoney's messages are in horribly mangled English. That was before Tafultong even started this blog.
ReplyDeleteI'm open to the idea that Tafultong is part of the scam but he's not the original dude. That guy relied on visuals for a reason. lol
with a feather
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteNah, I don't buy it either. Tafultong has a way with words while Iamaphoney's messages are in horribly mangled English.
of course..... thats what.... they would want you to think....
damn it to hell, now i know what Paul must feel like always been accused of being dead or satan.
but my man Taf, he hangs tough with class and dignity. He ain't iamaphoney.
Now.... MikeNL on the otherhand..
good thing Nederlanders really don't get sarcasm
anyone care to wager? old school like? mano y mano?
ReplyDeletesomeone still owes me $20 from a year or so ago
double or nothin'?
good thing Nederlanders really don't get sarcasm
ReplyDeleteJanuary 22, 2010 8:22 PM
yeah, what would prevent someone to pretend to be "tafultong" on skype?
remember the MikeNL gay web links?
remember how unfair that was to be lumped in with that shit mike?
There must be, oh 1,400 MikeNL's on the internets, there must be 1 or 2 Tafultongs, and probably 1 or 2 people who would PRETEND to be a tafultong...
come to think of it, damn it..
Tafultong is iamaphoney.
fuck!
come to think of it, damn it..
ReplyDeleteTafultong is iamaphoney.
fuck!
January 22, 2010 8:26 PM
yeah! and mike is gay
yeah, what would prevent someone to pretend to be "tafultong" on skype?
ReplyDeleteWhy would Phoney pretend to be Tafultong on Skype? Mikey only figured it out through the email address Phoney gave him long ago.
remember the MikeNL gay web links?
ReplyDeleteremember how unfair that was to be lumped in with that shit mike?
yeah mike, skype is totally admissible in court
and didn't your country let the detroit underwear bomber get on an airplane?
So now, the super sleuth who couldn't find a suitcase or even get out of the mom's basement is Sherlock Holmesing this whole mess
Thats right, i said it
Why would Phoney pretend to be Tafultong on Skype? Mikey only figured it out through the email address Phoney gave him long ago.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 22, 2010 8:34 PM
mother fuck! IAMAPHONEY PRETENDS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY ON YOUTUBE! He holds paper cut outs of sir paul in front of his face on camera
Remember? IAAP said he was Tafultongs biggest fan?
Next stop? Rotten Taful Series
Fire up the ink jet printer and make a tafultong face mask and prance around shirtless with suitcases
Why does anyone do anything crazy?
ReplyDeleteAnswer.....
Crazy
Bet tafultong doesn't even have a skype account.
ReplyDeletePauiMcCartney on youtube
with an "i", rings a bell to me, it aint the real mcoy or even the real mccartney
Iaap sure likes to be other people on the internet
he could be, or someone could be, pretending to be tafultong...
could be.... MIKE is preteneding to be Tafultong.. Maybe MikeNL is tired of PRETENDING to be Iamaphoney, time for a new fixation
Sure seems suspect. Like the salem witch trials,
"I swear honorable sir, I saw Tafultong speaking to a toad. The toad? Satan. Methinks it was the same email that iamaphoney gave me, and now i see that Tafultong is the same on skype. The Toad was Tafultong!!!!!"
the walrus was Tafultong said...
ReplyDeleteSure seems suspect. Like the salem witch trials,
"I swear honorable sir, I saw Tafultong speaking to a toad. The toad? Satan. Methinks it was the same email that iamaphoney gave me, and now i see that Tafultong is the same on skype. The Toad was Tafultong!!!!!"
January 22, 2010 8:45 PM
God damn it, there was no email or skype in the salem witch trials
The Walrus is MikeNL
When you run out of people to pretend to be, can you still pretend to be yourself Mike?
ReplyDeleteYou know, at first I thought, no.
ReplyDeleteTafultong could not be iamaphoney.
But now with all of this CO-INTEL-PRO activity, I am inclined to believe that MikeNL is the Walrus
Tafultong will probably jump in here with some reassuring words to the tune of "No, I'm not Iamaphoney". I don't believe he is either. He's more like Iamaphoney's part time apologist. Mike is a good kid. A little gullible perhaps.
ReplyDeleteNo, Iamaphoney is some guy in Denmark who's trying to hold on to his 15 minutes of conspiracy message board fame. Well, barely trying these days.
ps, how's the kids?
ReplyDeleteyou mean the grandkids? getting fatter but the day!
No no no mikeynl is the hashpipe juggler and bern is the walrus
ReplyDeleteTafuled Up in Blue
ReplyDeleteQ: How many blueliners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ReplyDeleteA: Blueliners don't screw they are all virgins haha take that blueliners!
(what i do for entertainment is none of my business!)
ReplyDeleteBEATLES FOR SALEM ONO
ReplyDeleteSing it loud.
ReplyDelete(Ask the Elephant!)
ReplyDeleteA million years ago, at TKIN, someone posted that they had the Mal Evens book. Right before IAAP was on the scene. Remember?
ReplyDeleteThe convenient death of Mal Evans
ReplyDelete« Thread Started on Jul 18, 2004, 11:58am »
Sitting in an English garden
ReplyDeleteSemolina pille char, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
ReplyDeleteElementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
"Guys and Dolls" actress Jean Simmons dies at 80 (AP)
ReplyDeleteQuick! Find them suitcases!
ReplyDeleteEven liars faul
ReplyDeleteHow could my hero end so small?
Sheebuh dizzle flinder pik
ReplyDeleteUnger bluncha snode
Nivil snezzah nizzah neen
Gabber olly trode
ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
ReplyDelete135
ReplyDeleteMikey's dead! said...
ReplyDelete"Guys and Dolls" actress Jean Simmons dies at 80 (AP)
January 23, 2010 7:16 AM
"I wanna Rock n roll all night,
and party every day!"
Let the Coupling be Constant
ReplyDeleteThe D train zips past the coda and keeps right on going.
ReplyDelete"There must be some kind of way out of here," said the Yoker to the Thebe.
ReplyDeletethe princess keeps the view
ReplyDeleteЧто за? Тут вообще нет людей, говорящих по-русски? АйЭМэФони.
ReplyDeleteThat's what ewe say.
ReplyDeletewe are the chilled wren
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThat's not a revelation by any stretch of the imagination.
Well, for PID it's about as good as you're gonna get. Fun stuff.
January 22, 2010 1:00 PM
good comment! this is the best revelation we have had yet!
CAN WE HAVE THE FRICKEN INTERVIEW NOW??!??!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered and asked aloud what the name TAFULTONG is supposed to mean? don't think it's an anagram. But maybe something to it.
January 22, 2010 1:55 PM
Tafultong has 9 letters, he is 999nowhereman aka MikeNL aka grandfatheridiot
No interview until the debate is over!
ReplyDeleteWho do you really want to interview?
ReplyDeleteinter: to bury; to place in a grave or tomb.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWho do you really want to interview?
January 23, 2010 3:11 PM
interviewing me would do no good, i dont know anything. i was referring to the 9 question interview that was delayed. deeeeelllaaayed.
That's not the only deeeeelllaaay.
ReplyDeleteThe current deeeeelllaaay is inexplicable, really.
ReplyDeleteGot a good reason?
How can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool's hand?
ReplyDeleteIt's a mystery!
ReplyDeleteIssy Mystery!
ReplyDeleteLa Issy Bonnita
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe current deeeeelllaaay is inexplicable, really. Got a good reason?
Yes.
btw, if Taf is Phoney, it would make some sense if he made the Phoney character sound totally different--but it definitely looks like the Phoney crew is European, when I have this sense (maybe incorrectly?) that Taf is an American dude with the BBQs and all that jazz. But yeah, probably he's part of the group doing it, and it does explain his blog and his freakish defense of the series
ReplyDeletefreakish defense of the series
ReplyDeletelol!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletefreakish defense of the series
lol!
January 23, 2010 11:59 PM
It's obvious that Taf knows more than he lets on but I think his freakish defense of the series has more to do with calming people down about it. There are kids who think Iamaphoney is going to tell the world the "revelation" and then there's kids who think Iamaphoney is a very dangerous guy. Taf's role is to come on here and say "everybody chill" and keep pushing the concept of "historical fiction". It's obvious that Iamaphoney is a some dude in Europe who's bored. I think Taf is American.
Take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness.
ReplyDeleteTaf calms the water, ohhh ohh
ReplyDeleteHe brights the rainbow!
ReplyDeleteThe Golden Globe award went to the animated feature "Up"
ReplyDelete'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
ReplyDeleteSo take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice!)
but don't play games with my affections
ReplyDelete166
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that Taf knows more than he lets on but I think his freakish defense of the series has more to do with calming people down about it. There are kids who think Iamaphoney is going to tell the world the "revelation" and then there's kids who think Iamaphoney is a very dangerous guy. Taf's role is to come on here and say "everybody chill" and keep pushing the concept of "historical fiction". It's obvious that Iamaphoney is a some dude in Europe who's bored. I think Taf is American.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 24, 2010 12:41 AM
I think Taf is American, too and has some sort of Phoney worship thing going on. What he's worshiping is unclear, though.
twinflame93 (5 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam
ReplyDeleteReply | Spam Yeh nobody dies they just move into another dimension or they are reincarnated.. john has done one of those.
the video:
ReplyDeleteiamaphoney took part in an official yoko ono remix contest. They ("Billy Martin"), among many others, were picked out and presented on the plastic-ono-band website.
Taf:
it was just a matter of time, until that song was posted here. because taf indeed is part of IAAP
Like little babies playing with explosives.
ReplyDeleteWhen the wheels come down....
ReplyDeleteАйЭМэФони = Fool's Russian
ReplyDelete繁體中文版 = Chinese Character
ReplyDelete日本語 = Japanese Yen
ReplyDeletemessed that up!
ReplyDeleteI know you and you know me.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I can tell you
ReplyDeleteIs
ReplyDeleteYou got to be FREE!
ReplyDelete180
ReplyDeleteIt's a cold day in hell when I surrender....
ReplyDeleteLove is the answer, and it is real.
ReplyDeleteEverybody's Fine,
ReplyDeleteEverything will be Fine,
Will be fine
MR VERMOUTH,
ReplyDeletePLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
THANK YOU
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMR VERMOUTH,
PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
THANK YOU
January 24, 2010 3:54 PM
I see what you are doing there
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ReplyDeleteShe can ruin your faith with her casual lies
ReplyDeleteAnd she only reveals what she wants you to see
And you know what it's worth
ReplyDeleteTaf, that's awesome how much you enjoy your own series.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteTaf, that's awesome how much you enjoy your own series.
January 24, 2010 9:15 PM
Great comment!
thats 4 dimensional chess for you gentlemen.
It's obvious that Iamaphoney is a some dude in Europe who's bored. I think Taf is American.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 24, 2010 12:41 AM
just like the Egyptians where bored and decided to make the pyramids. In that way, I guess Taf is Egyptian
TPF is Ryan Seacrest loll
ReplyDeleteTrying to roll the ball uphill now?
ReplyDeleteLet me roll it.
she can't be convicted
ReplyDeleteShe's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me
Here in the valley of indecision
ReplyDeleteThere is no end to what we can do together.
ReplyDeleteMacca's really got a thing for red heads, huh?
ReplyDelete199
ReplyDeleteRust never sleeps.
ReplyDeleteThe king is gone but he's not forgotten.
ReplyDelete