Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Turn Me On, Dead Man" Movie

Scheduled for release tomorrow is a short film entitled "Turn Me On, Dead Man."



According to the Frayed Edge Films website, "This is a high concept period piece serving as an allegory for the Paul McCartney 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theory/hoax."



The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow. The director, Adam Blake Carver opted to create a fictional band with Beatle haircuts. Carver's description of his inspiration for the film reveals that he is not a first generation fan, or even that much of a fan in general. He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards. Not many would attribute the vocal of "Let It Be" to Lennon unless he or she truly believed that John was "the man of a thousand voices." There is some evidence that Tyler Knell, the Co-Writer and Co-Producer of the film actually listened to and enjoyed the Beatles music, sometimes even playing it forwards.

The film contains original music by the Bumblebees based on various styles reflecting the time period. I don't think they quite nailed the Beatles sound, but they seem to have all of the tools necessary for a Rutles tribute band. If you go to the backstage section of the film's website, you can see and hear them in action. They state in the music section that they are willing to make music "in exchange for anything" so I would imagine that you could get them to play "Paul Is Dead" music at your next backyard cookout.

Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.



With a release date of June 18, 2009, I assume that "Turn Me On, Dead Man" can be seen somewhere tomorrow.

Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...

2,572 comments:

  1. They should have made it 23 minutes.

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  2. Lennon on Let it Be? This should be a hoot.

    At least the Volkswagen is white.

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  3. I was replaced by a tall skinny guy named Sergeant, just like Paul.

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  4. "He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards."

    Perhaps he saw the Rotten Apple video where that is included.
    That is the first I heard of it.

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  5. "Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen."

    I smell a grandfather aleister!

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  6. I was replaced by a tall skinny guy named Sergeant, just like Paul.

    No, he was replaced by a guy named Sgt.

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  7. paul is bob saget?

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  8. Fuss? Is that you?

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  9. Sheebuh dizzle flinder pik
    Unger bluncha snode
    Nivil snezzah nizzah neen
    Gabber olly trode

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  10. Why does the dead guy have big red rabbit ears?

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  11. Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...What do you mean? Could iaap be involved or what?

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  12. If this movie is showing at your local cinema, please
    let us know where you are.

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  13. come to congo bongo, or bongo congo, or oingo boingo, or eau de pepe.

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  14. Anonymous said...

    Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...What do you mean? Could iaap be involved or what?


    I mean that Iamaphoney could have made a better movie than these guys and might have even made a profit.

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  15. Tafultong said...
    Anonymous said...

    Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...What do you mean? Could iaap be involved or what?


    I mean that Iamaphoney could have made a better movie than these guys and might have even made a profit.

    ---
    have you seen it already?

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  16. tafultong is all-seeing

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  17. If there were two more trailers that'd be the whole movie.

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  18. There is always a chance, however remote, that these guys might have something new to say.

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  19. Turn me on dead man.

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  20. The film is total crap. This blog, however, is most entertaining. It titillates my inner recalcitrant juvenile.

    Inculcate exiguous grandiloquence!

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  21. Hopefully, Taf will have a Bday tribute tomorrow.

    Full of weed.

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  22. Marijuana is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy and think for ourselves.

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  23. i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

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  24. I smoke six blunts and on the seventh blunt I chill with jebus.

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  25. The queen has a bidet tribute.

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  26. this film looks like shit
    but lets watch it and judge

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  27. "If there were two more trailers that'd be the whole movie."

    LOL!

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  28. tafultong is all-seeing

    Eye see!

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  29. Did anybody post THESE yet?

    http://beatlephoto.blogspot.com/2009/06/peace-in-neighborhood.html


    vince

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  30. I hope Macca has a very special day tomorrow.

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  31. Oh, and there's a new Laurel Canyon 'thingy', too!

    http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr108.html


    enjoy,

    vince

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  32. I hope everyone has a very special day tomorrow.

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  33. "He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards."

    Hmm. . . must've got that from the brain trust at NIR.

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  34. No, dick, you can hear it for yourself on one of the early iamaphoney videos.

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  35. Nothing like a sucker punch. From a GOON!

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  36. instant karma's gonna get you


    slap you right up side the FACE

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  37. where is jebus leland?

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  38. Getting desperate?

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  39. Getting desperate?

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  40. no, but you still need goals
    > for when the desperation is over

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  41. It's the English way.

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  42. See? This film shows how simple it is to find Beatle look and sound alikes.

    It's scary, really, how much the lead looks like Paul. I think he might be a clone.

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  43. some fine things
    Have been laid upon your table


    But you only want the ones that you cant get

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  44. I messaged the writer/director a few months ago about the film and that it would make a decent full length motion picture if pursued, didn't get a response.

    It will most likely end up on Sundance or IFC as a short. This guy is an up and comer in the industry.

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  45. But you only want the ones that you cant get

    damn skippy
    jif is okay though

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  46. We don't need no steeeenking goals.

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  47. Tafultong said...
    I mean that Iamaphoney could have made a better movie than these guys and might have even made a profit.

    June 17, 2009 9:27 AM




    That's why you're not in the film business, Tafultong. IAAP's videos look like the half-assed montages of a kook. There's a reason why the world isn't enthralled with the Rotten Apple series but to each his own. The trailer shows much more adept film-making than IAAP ever did that's for sure.
    But hey ,why not withold judgement until someone actually SEES the film?

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  48. I saw crappy lighting, bad wigs, fake mustaches, and poser acting. And that was without dialogue.

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  49. Phoney has 100 videos and still no discernible plot or narrative. I'm sure Phoney could edit a film, I just wouldn't pay him to write or direct one.

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  50. We'll just put the movies any damn place we shoes. With fake mustaches on.

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  51. I saw crappy lighting, bad wigs, fake mustaches,

    It was a fake mustache, it was a fake mustache, it was a fake....

    Wow! They even picked up on that!

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  52. We'll just put the movies any damn place we shoes. With fake mustaches on.

    In suitcases!

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  53. That's a great idea!

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  54. Yeah, like that horrible Paul McCartney impersonator, "Faul." Geesh! You think they could have found someone that could have looked and sounded more like the real thing. Must've just picked that dude up from a local Beatle sound-alike contest.

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  55. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/let-him-be/article1157392/

    Is John Lennon alive and well and living in rural Ontario? That's the question an obsessed film undergrad and his reluctant girlfriend set out to answer in Let Him Be , a flawed but earnest and sometimes engaging low-budget feature by Peter McNamee that did a spin through a handful of Canadian festivals last year.

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  56. If anyone here is a member of the David Icke forum would you kindly inform the ignorant teenagers over there that "Condensed Cream Of Beatles" is NOT an Apple film? For one, the correct title is "Braverman's Condensed Cream Of Beatles" and it's a 16mm short film made by Academy Award Winning filmmaker Charles Braverman who was working for ABC's "Good Night America" program back in the early 70's. It was shown before Geraldo Rivera's interview with John Lennon wherein he talked about The Beatles reuniting. The film still makes the rounds at film festivals and Beatles conventions. It has never been released on video due to a music rights dispute with Apple, who also like to sue Beatles conventions but that's another story.
    Charles Braverman went on to direct lots of television programs like Xena Warrior Princess and St. Elsewhere and also directed a short documentary about the Beatlemania stage show (Apple sued that too).

    I'm told MikeNL is the source of spreading false information by never doing any research into who was responsible for the short film and putting it up on YouTube. How about some honesty for a change, MikeNL?

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  57. kindly inform the ignorant teenagers over there that "Condensed Cream Of Beatles" is NOT an Apple film

    Sounds like it might be a William Campbell Soup film.

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  58. nobody was really shoe

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  59. If one were to undertake the monumental task of correcting falsehoods spread on the David Icke forum, here, NIR, and elsewhere on the net it would take many lifetimes of work that ultimately would be pointless. Either people learn how to research and ferret out truth from falsehood, or they remain ignorant-- no amount of factual corrections will change that.

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  60. Number 9, Number 9, Number 9

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  61. The Lucid SchizoidJune 17, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    We are all together.

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  62. All together now!
    All together now!
    All together nwo!
    lAl ogthetre won!

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  63. So how about that deadman movie?
    A real surprise ending, eh?
    I mean, who would have thought the butler did it?

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  64. Don't try and deny it!

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  65. Ask Jeeves. He'll tell ya!

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  66. I'd love to turn on you!

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  67. Sign Me Up, ScottyJune 17, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    As members of the Galactic Federation we do not have jobs such as you would understand them.

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  68. that is good because the bible says that if you have a Job then god will let satan fuck you up.

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  69. i have no job, so satan can't mess with me!

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  70. There was no popcorn at the theater. :-(

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  71. Happy Birthday Paul!June 17, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    Hear that everybody? Our friend here has just given us a great idea!
    We'll just put popcorn any damn place we choose!

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  72. This is the band who did the music for the film according to the website, not exactly my cup of tea.

    http://www.myspace.com/thebumblebeesinfestya

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  73. This is the cat that chased the rat that bit the dog who sang for the band that did the music which was for the film, according to the website that Jack built.

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  74. Satan ain't nothing. It's GOD who'll really fuck you up.

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  75. cheese makes yoko fart

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  76. Can we please talk about the subject matter?

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  77. saying please also makes yoko fart

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  78. It is time.

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  79. Candlestick Parker PoseyJune 18, 2009 at 3:54 AM

    All that wax is going to melt the cake.

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  80. Pearl Before the Swine FluJune 18, 2009 at 5:39 AM

    Happy Birthday Paul!

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  81. Paris Hilton brings her reality show to Dubai

    What's wrong with this headline?

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  82. Someone left the cake out in the rain,
    And I'll never have that recipe again!

    This makes no sense.

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  83. Mac Arthur's Park is melting in the dark.

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  84. 1 Cup Pepper

    1 Cup Air

    3 oz Water

    1 oz Sunflower Oil

    1/2 t Salt

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  85. On a luck scale of one to ten you are a nine at least, and with Jupiter, planet of good fortune,
    active on your birthday, you only have to put a name to your dream to see it instantly come true.
    Watch what you wish for!

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  86. Can we please talk about the subject matter?

    How can we? Nobody has seen the movie!

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  87. We talkin’ about freedom
    Talkin’ bout freedom
    I will fight, for the right
    To live in freedom

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  88. It's raining BUCKETS!

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  89. Yep. It's beyond the pail.

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  90. A meatheaded movie made by meatheads.

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  91. We goin' to get hi hi hi in the mid-day sun!

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  92. Slow day. It's only news about a film based on the Paul is Dead legend. Nothing of relevance here.

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  93. obama murdered a fly

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  94. A fly flies out.

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  95. I've got my feet in the clouds, got my head on the ground

    I know that I'm not a square as long as their not around

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  96. Hey Carlotta. Wanna dance?

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  97. slow day

    it's the clam before the storm

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  98. Promise not to step on my blue suede shoes?

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  99. it's the clam before the storm



    it's the Oyster before the storm!

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  100. Will someone please talk about "Turning on the Dead Man" ?

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  101. Why talk about it when you can actually do it?

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  102. capjebus? is that you?

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  103. Has anybody seen my teapot?

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  104. It is because I am blind in one brain.

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  105. OMG! Is the teapot landing? How TWEE!

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  106. And when the teapot lands we shall all bow down and worship it, for the teapot is God.

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  107. Charles Grey PouponJune 18, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Mean Mr. Mustard

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  108. Turn Me, Yon Dead ManJune 18, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    "Turning on the Dead Man" ?
    What is that?

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  109. It's a necrophia thing.

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  110. my banana is older than the rest in peaceJune 18, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    correction:
    a necro feel ya thing

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  111. He blew his mind out in a car

    it's dirty

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  112. Cum cum!
    Get your mind out of that casket, and let's see what comes up
    in further disgustion.

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  113. I'm Gonna Do It To You, Gonna Do You,
    Sweet Banana, You've Never Been Done.

    An ode to Master Bation and Virginity

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  114. Yes, I'm Like A Rabbit, Gonna Grab It,
    Gonna Do It 'Til The Night Is Done.

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  115. this is just...
    Jeuvenile - Not just a river in Egypt!

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  116. Hear that everybody? Our friend here has just given us a great idea!
    We'll just ....... any damn place we choose!

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  117. Well she was just 17, if you know what I mean.

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  118. Or is this the only thing u want me 4June 18, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    Whoah whoah Yeah!
    Whoah whoah Yeah!

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  119. why don't we do it in the road?

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  120. I want you/it's so heavy!

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  121. why don't we do it in the road?

    Helen "hell on wheels"!

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  122. the long and winding road!

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  123. Well it IS Paulie's Birthday, after all.

    (It's my birthday too, yeah)

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  124. I went to Lyrics360 and was reading, it seemed just like this blog.

    Song lyrics...

    nice

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  125. just like mom told us to.

    if you can't think of anything nice to say, just quote Beatle songs....

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  126. silly love songs

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  127. Happy Birthday Faul! You are so much better than that little choirboy JPM any day.

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  128. Oh thanks! I appreciate that.

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  129. And so do I

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  130. "if you can't think of anything nice to say, just quote Beatle songs...."

    Well, if you say so.

    Yeah, Clarabella, baby
    Wo wo, yeah yeah
    Well, she's got no time for-a dungeries
    Already knows her ABC's
    Wo, baby baby, Clarabella!

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  131. Although your mind's opaque,
    Try thinking more if just for your own sake!
    The future still looks good,
    And you've got time to rectify
    All the thighs that you should.

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  132. Well, if you say so.

    Yeah, Clarabella, baby
    Wo wo, yeah yeah
    Well, she's got no time for-a dungeries
    Already knows her ABC's
    Wo, baby baby, Clarabella!

    June 18, 2009 9:20 PM




    Now I know you have nothing nice to say.. me either...

    /hangs head in shame


    "There will be an answer.. let it be.."

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  133. i am wondering when all you vile meat eaters will realize that
    damn it
    Macca is alive?
    and meat is murder!
    so knock off all this foolish nonsense
    the meat eating and everything else
    and today was international sushi day
    so eat sushi not meat

    BECAUSE DAMN IT FISH DONT HAVE FEELINGS!

    And if you have a beatles quote about sushi i would like to hear that!

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  134. And if you have a beatles quote about sushi i would like to hear that!

    June 18, 2009 9:34 PM



    I'd like to be, under the sea
    in an octopuses garden in the shade...

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  135. Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
    As I make you stop, think
    You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
    I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
    I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan


    _not Beatles, but sushi.....

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  136. I need to laugh, and when the sun is out
    I've got something I can laugh about
    I feel good, in a special way
    I'm in love and it's a sunny day

    Good day sushi
    Good day sushi
    Good day sushi

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  137. It's all 2 much sushiJune 18, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    We're all dead

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  138. Good day sushi

    June 18, 2009 9:46 PM


    i love you masked man

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  139. Sushi Said, Sushi SaidJune 18, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    When the garden flowers baby are dead yes
    and your mind, your mind, is so full of bread... [getting money]

    ...Your eyes, I say, your eyes may look like his [yeah]
    but in your head baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it is

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  140. i really dont know where it is

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  141. and your mind, your mind, is so full of bread... [getting money]

    No; wrong interpretation.
    She means "numb". Cloudy thinking on hearing about their deaths.
    In shock on hearing the news.

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  142. i really dont know where it is

    Nowhere Man

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  143. Needle and the Damage DoneJune 18, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Well, when you're sitting there
    In your silk upholstered chair
    Talking to some rich folks that you know

    Well I hope you won't see me
    In my ragged company
    You know I could never be alone

    Take me down little Susie,
    take me down
    I know you think you're the Queen of the Underground
    And you can
    send me dead flowers every morning
    Send me dead flower by the mail
    Send me dead flowers to my wedding
    And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

    Well, you're sitting back
    In your pink Cadillac
    Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day

    I'll be in my basement room
    With a needle and a spoon

    And another girl can take my pain away

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  144. It's TOO LATE. You HAD YOUR CHANCE and you MUFFED IT!

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  145. Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet,
    Eating her curds and whey;
    Along came a spider,
    And sat down beside her,
    And frightened Miss Muffet away.

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  146. YEP EXACTLY LIKE "MICHELLE REMEMBERS"

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  147. Needle and the Damage Done said...
    I'll be in my basement room
    With a needle and a spoon



    genius level mate
    the highest level of entertain perspective i have encountered in several years

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  148. in other words, yes
    mic jagger is ending the world

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  149. ummm... the anthony michael hall part?

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  150. We are sad
    So sad
    And there is nothing to redeem our pain
    So sad
    And when the muffin comes
    To take it away
    Then we will shout
    We are sad
    So sad
    And there is nothing to redeem our pain
    Who can say
    Why it was this day
    Today

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  151. I have kept it safe for you
    I have protected you from retribution
    But after I deliver my love
    I am leaving Stockholm
    Forever

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  152. Even better, better, BETTER!

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  153. Good morning, young master, it's 1882.

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  154. Stockholm syndrome

    the way in which the hostage shows signs of loyalty to the hostage-taker.

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  155. Who's being held hostage?

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  156. It's my fault. I have A/D-D/A.

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  157. Why does the human race loathe itself?

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  158. Why does the human race loathe itself?

    Because we fell for the lies, and we feel like fools.

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  159. YEP EXACTLY LIKE "MICHELLE REMEMBERS"

    What? It's nothing like "Michelle Remembers".

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  160. I remember that CAPMIKE was in the circle babbling.

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  161. turn me on dead man

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  162. I pooped my PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  163. Guess what happened in 1604? Bhai Gurdas finished inscribing the Holy Granth. The original text, done in his hand, is today preserved at Kartapur in the Punjab. Do you know the Sikh Writ?

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  164. THE DEVILS "BABBLE" AT THE END OF THE BOOK IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS BLOG!
    WELL THE ANON COMMENTERS ANYWAYS. LOL

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  165. Oh GOD!!!! There's poop everywhere!!!!!!!!!

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