Now that the real Tafultong has come out of the so-called "rabbit hole", I'm left with a PiD-style blog with a nifty name, but one that I have no use for since its whole purpose was to either replace or revive this very blog. So it's up for grabs to anyone who might care. Any parties interested should e-mail at tafultong@gmail.com.
I'm dissapointed Taf. I came on here, elated to see that you had come out of seclusion to post on TheRightAlbum Vol. I. But instead it is just a post clarifying that you are not this other blogger. Excuse my english but, what the fuck? We have all looked to this blog as an eloquent editorial to iamaphoney's videos and the Paul Is Dead phenomenon why even bother posting anything? We've all been playing this game for years. Martin Heurlin and the rest of the iamaphoney team have put in alot of work, as have you, and as have we. It is a let down that you have abandoned this blog. Granted, videos are not being produced from iamaphoney as fast as they once were but I just assumed that when The Right Album showed a part of it's head, we would also have the pleasure of reading just a few words from yourself about what this blog was all about in the first place. I wish you the best Taf and hope that you will make an actual return.
I do intend to review "TheRightAlbum Vol. I." soon. I'm still an IAAP fan and still appreciate the friends I have made from writing this blog. Had no plans to say anything at this time and it was purely an accident when I stumbled on to the imposter at "The Revelation Will Not Be Televised." No hard feelings. I forgive you Faulfutong. Your Friend, Tafultong
But why? "But why" seems to be the question that the imposter and others are asking. You'd probably say that it was never your intention that everyone think you died or slipped into a coma, but you could've fooled me.
I just assumed that when The Right Album showed a part of it's head, we would also have the pleasure of reading just a few words from yourself about what this blog was all about in the first place.
Why does he have to do that? Go back and read his earlier posts if you want to know. This blog was about what Taf felt might have been a legit "Beatles Mystery" and he followed Phoney as a fan of the editing/style.
Phoney turned out to be your basic PID dude, albeit a really obsessed one (although aren't they all, sort of?)
So there's not much left for him to discuss other than what backward Beatle songs he liked.
obviously posted by someone with less body hair, and thus, less evil. I think this is our Tong. The other guy was pretty aggressive, making a fake blog to smoke out the old taf, expressing a desire to make him "eat his words".
No hard feelings. I forgive you Faulfutong. Your Friend, Tafultong
October 15, 2011 10:39 AM
Faulfutong is totally pissed and Taf is totally cool dude.
He forgives Faulfutong and still considers him a friend even though he created a h8teful fake tong blog. And on that fake blog Faulfutong said that Taf had cancer.
obviously posted by someone with less body hair, and thus, less evil. I think this is our Tong. The other guy was pretty aggressive, making a fake blog to smoke out the old taf, expressing a desire to make him "eat his words".
..that I've been outed. That took less time than I imagined. Taf, you may think that I am a "naughty boy" for impersonating you, but truth be told it doesn't get much naughtier than running such a high traffic blog as "Iamaphoney" for three years and then dropping off the face of the internet world for 8 months.
When your blogs visitors wondered where you were, some even taking you for dead, did you assure them that you were still part of this mortal coil?
When members of Nothing is Real, a forum that you are known to frequent, wondered out loud if you would ever update your blog again, did you give them an answer? No? Not even MikeNL?
People tried to contact you via your two YouTube channels, but did you ever respond to them? You haven't appeared to have even logged in to either of them in a very long time.
In short, you were dead, Tafultong. Not you as a human being--because no one here knows the real you--but you as an internet entity were dead. You made it that way. And all I did was figure that by appearing to be you for a time I'd either be filling the void you left behind here in he PIDspace when either you quit or died, OR I'd force you out of hiding. Looks like my actions triggered the latter, more desirable effect. Go me.
But in the probably long meanwhile between your recent blog post and the next, don't pout because this prankster (sounds a bit less homoerotic than naughty boy, methinks) pretended to be you for a few hours. YOU decided to disappear, YOU decided to ignore everyone, and YOU and only you decided to come back when someone else claimed the almighty name of Tafultong, not apologizing for hiding away for so long, just offering some petty piece of bullshit about the rabbit hole being dangerous. My actions couldn't have really forced you to put and end to your "death" facade, but I'm glad you took the bait just the same. Posted by Ceci n'est pas une tafultong at 6:32 AM
" But after the latest round of treatments the doctors are more optimistic than they've been since I was diagnosed 7 months ago, and I feel its time for me to stop dragging my feet behind me and to just go out and do what I love to do."
this guy is your "friend"?
he said you had cancer.
friends don't let friends drive drunk. and friends dont impersonate friends and tell the world they had cancer.
sir, it should be a punch in the mouth and pistols at dawn.
Faulfultong: Hey Tafultong, on your way here, bring me a Cutty and water. What am I, a mirage? Where's my fucking drink?
Tafultong: You wanted a drink?
Faulfultong: I asked you for one.
Tafultong: No, I heard someone say "Tafultong, Tafultong."
Faulfultong: Am I on a pay-no-mind list?
Tafultong: You said, "I'm all right, Tafultong."
Faulfultong: You're a stuttering fuck. That bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head. Next thing you know he'll have one of these fucking walkers. But you can still dance.Give us a couple of fucking steps, taf. You fucking bullshitter. Tell the truth. You want sympathy.
Tafultong: [hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, naughty boy?
Jimmy "iamaphoney" Conway: [stunned silence] Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Tafultong, here. This is for you. [tosses money on the table]
Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
in other words, just when you thought the iamaphoney blog could not possibly jump the shark one more time, another shark is wheeled in, and someone jumped it.
Faulfutong is totally pissed and Taf is totally cool dude.
He forgives Faulfutong and still considers him a friend even though he created a h8teful fake tong blog. And on that fake blog Faulfutong said that Taf had cancer.
WISH I HAD FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
October 17, 2011 9:09 PM
A great man once said, "With friends like these, who needs friends?"
I've been reading this blog since Post One, and I have nothing but respect for the man. If my suspicions were correct and the man behind the name Tafultong had died in obscurity, I would do my best to continue his legacy of chronicling the Iamaphoney phenomenon.
But did I realize that my actions might smoke out the real Tafultong if he were in fact, alive? Hell yeah! And I'm glad they did. I'm glad he's OK.
But for my all my respect for the guy, I'm baffled at how loyal some of you are to him when he ditched you all for eight months and on his brief return feeds you some conspiracy bullshit line about the rabbit hole being dangerous. That's it? That is his excuse for ignoring all the people who simply wanted to know if the blog would continue and if he was alright?
MikeNL couldn't reach Tafultong. If Iamaphoney's #1 right hand man couldn't get a response from Taf, what does that mean in light of the fact that not only was he OK, but he was reading the comments of this blog? Do I even have to answer that?
It means that Tafultong has turned into a deceiver, if nothing worse. He was just sitting by, letting this blog rot, while everyone wondered what happened to him. I don't hate Tafultong, I never set out to seriously offend him or anything, but sometimes you gotta be an asshole to get somebody to admit that they are being an asshole. And that's exactly what I expect Tafultong to confess to when he comes back.
He owes all of us, and everyone who has tried but failed to get in touch with him for the past 7 1/2 months an apology, or at least a better explanation than "unexpected dangers in the rabbit hole".
Just so everyone knows, the above comment is not really Tafultong. It was supposed to say "Fake Tafultong", but...my blog has been deleted. *cue mysterious music* Must have been someone from the rabbit hole.
I realize what a hypocrite I would be if I called Tafultong a deceiver but didn't apologize for MY deception.
So here I go, as sincere as I am capable of being:
Tafultong, if you felt personally insulted by my impersonation, please accept my apology. For the few hours the deception lasted, I had fooled a number of people into thinking I was you. You are you, and you are irreplaceable. If only I had known you were still among the living, but alas, when one severs communication with their world for nearly eight months..
Iamaphoney community, lynch me if you will, but I'm sorry for lying to all of you. I was only trying to resurrect your (presumably, at the time) fallen hero, but I can see how many people can feel betrayed when they find that a stranger has been masquerading as someone they trust. I'm really not a stranger to some of you, but I am a stranger in these strange times. I don't expect many of you to forgive me, but this is really all I can do to extend an olive branch to those who think I'm scum for attempting to be a Tafultong replacement.
matter, perhaps from mater "origin, source, mother." Or, on another theory, it represents *dmateria, from PIE root *dem-/*dom- (cf. L. domus "house," English timber).
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iamaphoney community is not these guys hanging around here. Go to facebook, twitter, youtube. I liked your blog even though you fooled everyone to believe ypu were Taf. But, people, is that not what it is all about? beingaphoney I think you shuld yust continue your fake blog, it was good. And dont listen to these people in here , they will never give you any confidence, as they per definition only talks bad about iamaphoney and surroundings.
Dear Tafultong, this is a notice of my resignation from your stupid awareness bullshit. You have been warned. Failure to do so will result in bad insulting on your lame phoney behavior
He owes all of us, and everyone who has tried but failed to get in touch with him for the past 7 1/2 months an apology, or at least a better explanation than "unexpected dangers in the rabbit hole.
Why does an anonymous blogger blogging about an anonymous videomaker owe anyone explanations?
I don't blame him for leaving because it was increasingly obvious Phoney was just a phoney and all he was doing was selling his CD. On top of that, all the blog became was five dudes endlessly posting their bullshit about nothing or pretending they knew about this or that treasure or whatever bullshit people who've been burned pretend to know about.
He blogs about Iamaphoney who never gets in touch with anyone and who never explains. So what do you expect?
So we have Deceiver #1 Iamaphoney pretending to know something who is blogged about by Deceiver #2 Taf who pretends there is a mystery afoot to keep his PID fans and Deceiver #3 fake Taf who pretends he's Deceiver #2 because that's how batshit crazy PID people are.
First!
ReplyDeleteI knew it wasn't you.
ReplyDeleteI really did, lol
ReplyDeleteI'm not he as you're not he as you're not me and we aren't all together!
ReplyDeleteB-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOY I wonder who coulda done that.
ReplyDeletecuriouser and curiousee
ReplyDeleteMAAAANNNN
ReplyDeleteNow we HAVE to do this all over again.
'twaren't me.
ReplyDeleteLetter B
'tis the only way, lol
ReplyDeletehuh, that's odd.
ReplyDelete99 bottles of beer on the wall
ReplyDelete99 bottles of beer....
who ya gonna call?
ReplyDeleteworks every time.
ReplyDeleteThat taf isn't good for you
ReplyDeleteThough he may want you too
This taf wants you back again
now getting it ready for YOU
ReplyDeleteNOW GETTING IT READY FOR YOU!!!
So taf, where ya been?
ReplyDeleteWhat's shakin'?
Don't ya love us anymore?
Did you catch that plane?
ohhh i get it, just got tricked by the tricksters lol
ReplyDeletedrag, isn't it
ReplyDeleteI forced you to come back, despite MikeNL and countless others pestering you for months to let us know whether or not you are even still alive.
ReplyDeleteAnd it only took one day.
My work is complete...
tweet
ReplyDeletewhat just happened?
ReplyDeleteI forced you to come back, despite MikeNL and countless others pestering you for months to let us know whether or not you are even still alive.
ReplyDeleteAnd it only took one day.
My work is complete...
forced who?
‘Skidoo’
ReplyDeletelol
now getting it ready for WHO?
ReplyDeleteyawn
ReplyDeleteMAAAANNNN
ReplyDeleteNow we HAVE to do this all over again.
October 14, 2011 5:42 P
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn it
So real taf actually reads this shit?
ReplyDeleteWHY DO YOU READ THIS TAF?
taf, hey dude,
ReplyDeletethat other guy, which is probably really you, should have named "Faulfultong"
tee hee
ReplyDeleteGood to see you're still with us, man.
ReplyDelete'Cause we all know what comes next.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm Bob Dylan.
ReplyDeletejust one more time
ReplyDeleteNow that the real Tafultong has come out of the so-called "rabbit hole", I'm left with a PiD-style blog with a nifty name, but one that I have no use for since its whole purpose was to either replace or revive this very blog. So it's up for grabs to anyone who might care. Any parties interested should e-mail at tafultong@gmail.com.
ReplyDeleteSee my final blog post for more details:
http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/2011/10/free-blog-for-sale.html
I'm dissapointed Taf. I came on here, elated to see that you had come out of seclusion to post on TheRightAlbum Vol. I. But instead it is just a post clarifying that you are not this other blogger. Excuse my english but, what the fuck? We have all looked to this blog as an eloquent editorial to iamaphoney's videos and the Paul Is Dead phenomenon why even bother posting anything? We've all been playing this game for years. Martin Heurlin and the rest of the iamaphoney team have put in alot of work, as have you, and as have we. It is a let down that you have abandoned this blog. Granted, videos are not being produced from iamaphoney as fast as they once were but I just assumed that when The Right Album showed a part of it's head, we would also have the pleasure of reading just a few words from yourself about what this blog was all about in the first place. I wish you the best Taf and hope that you will make an actual return.
ReplyDeleteS.
nothingthatdoesn'tshow
I do intend to review "TheRightAlbum Vol. I." soon. I'm still an IAAP fan and still appreciate the friends I have made from writing this blog. Had no plans to say anything at this time and it was purely an accident when I stumbled on to the imposter at "The Revelation Will Not Be Televised." No hard feelings. I forgive you Faulfutong. Your Friend, Tafultong
ReplyDelete"Had no plans to say anything at this time"
ReplyDeleteBut why? "But why" seems to be the question that the imposter and others are asking. You'd probably say that it was never your intention that everyone think you died or slipped into a coma, but you could've fooled me.
Nerd talk.
ReplyDeleteI just assumed that when The Right Album showed a part of it's head, we would also have the pleasure of reading just a few words from yourself about what this blog was all about in the first place.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he have to do that? Go back and read his earlier posts if you want to know. This blog was about what Taf felt might have been a legit "Beatles Mystery" and he followed Phoney as a fan of the editing/style.
Phoney turned out to be your basic PID dude, albeit a really obsessed one (although aren't they all, sort of?)
So there's not much left for him to discuss other than what backward Beatle songs he liked.
itsgood to have the both of you back!
ReplyDeleteThis sucks.
ReplyDeleteyenz said...
ReplyDeleteitsgood to have the both of you back!
October 15, 2011 1:44 PM
lol
Coming soon
ReplyDeleteMan, where have you been?...I got a new clue...ISH KABIBBLE..the source of beatles talent :)
ReplyDeleteDimas
Hey, if you can't trust me, who can you trust?
ReplyDeleteFeatles for sale
ReplyDeleteHe's the best tafultong we've had: refined, clean, groomed, and had more talent than the first one!
ReplyDeleteOr is he? ;)
ReplyDeleteDeclaro inaugurado este puente.
ReplyDeleteHe was, such a Nutter
ReplyDeleteOoOooOoOoOoO posted at 8:21 lol
ReplyDeleteYou're excused.
ReplyDeleteNice to be able to put a name to it, where did the name Martin Heurlin surface if i may ask? /catchingup
ReplyDeleteVisitkort. Martin Heurlin. Anna Heurlin. Telefon: 0340-62 74 61; Adress: Påskbergsvägen 69: 432 43 Varberg. Ändra. Födelsedag, civilstatus
ReplyDeleteI don't get it:This dude from Sweden doesnt even look sane!
ReplyDeleteThanks, but I wasn't about to call him
ReplyDeleteThere was and still is a legit "Beatles Mystery"
ReplyDeleteduh
The newlyweds will reportedly spend four days on the island before heading to New York to celebrate with Shevell's relatives.
ReplyDeleteThank God for the heir and the spare, or things would look pretty hopeless at this point.
ReplyDeleteNone of you will be around to see that, though.
lol
Why not?
ReplyDeletelol
Why not?
ReplyDeleteBecause that will be another time, another place.
whateverrrrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteYep
ReplyDeleteThatz the legacy
4,935 posts to go
ReplyDeleteKeep on playing those remind games forever.
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious.
ReplyDeleteAnd visions of.
ReplyDeleteHey Tafultong
ReplyDeleteHow can we miss you? YOU NEVER LEAVE!
rolling up sleeves, on my way to 5,000 posts.... again....
ReplyDeletegod fucking damn it.
I say more empty talk
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletethings just went from bad to worse, in a matter of seconds lol
ReplyDeletephew
ReplyDeleteBuild it, and they will come.
ReplyDeleteImagine: A Field of Dreams
ReplyDeleteAnd so, John the Baptist appeared in the Wilderness with the Holy Spirit.
ReplyDeleteBob's in the kitchen.
ReplyDeletelol
Billie Jean is not my lover..
ReplyDelete..she's just this girl..this girl who CLAIMS that I am the one.
But that kid...fuck, that kid ain't my son.
Billie Jean is not my lover..
ReplyDelete..she's just this girl..this girl who CLAIMS that I am the one.
But that kid...fuck, that kid ain't my son.
I mean, sheeeyiiitt..
ReplyDeleteNigga don't my eyes.
ReplyDeleteNigga don't my teeth.
ReplyDeleteNOBODY's got MY teeth. They some Michael Jackson teeth. #1 teeth in the world, baby.
ReplyDeleteShamon! Woo!
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson, bitch.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I hate this blog and wish that other guy would continue his.
ReplyDeletePresent.
ReplyDeletewhatever
ReplyDeleteTry it on for SIZE.
ReplyDeleteReally.
ReplyDeletestill sucks: next level
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteSeven levels. Imagine.
ReplyDeleteoi veh
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said.
ReplyDeleteoh very funny
ReplyDeletelol oh boy.
ReplyDelete100, to go.
ReplyDeleteshakes head
ReplyDeleteNothing else mattered.
ReplyDeleteif you like it so much, buy the fake tong blog and post there, and make it all exclusive.
ReplyDeleteremember when hissy fit king got his own blog and youtube h8ter thing going on. nobody flocked to it. few people commented.
THIS BLOG IS THE ORIGINAL.
its like old coke. dont fuck with the formula.
ok there is a lot of shite comments that seem to give some people a case of the arse. deal with it losers.
go make your fake blogs.
those who know stick with the one, the only, THE ORIGINAL
TAFULTONG ON THE MOTHER F&CKING IAMAPHONEY BLOG
Thats right bitches. You heard.
Theres a new sheriff in town, THE OLD SHEFIFF
come on Taf, drop some knowledge on these losers!
see now there you go man!
ReplyDeleteCENSORSHIP WORKS!
lol, i want that new blog though, i requested it duh
ReplyDeletebecause i know who tafultong is and i want to make him eat my words
ReplyDeleteu mad bro?
ReplyDeleteat tong?
WHICH TONG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!?!
ReplyDeleteThe old one?
or the new one?
this is a star trek dilemma, which spock is the bad spock?
probably the one with the mustache.
dont quote me, but the old tong, no mustache.
also, very little arm hair interestingly......
hey -.-
ReplyDeleteI love when angrytaf removes comments
ReplyDeleteyou should do that to, like about 5,000 of the last posts comments.
in other words, all of them.
so because the old Taf has less hair, he is less evil?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso because the old Taf has less hair, he is less evil?
October 17, 2011 8:53 PM
HAVENT YOU BEEN LISTENING?!
YES!
IT WAS A FAKE MUSTACHE!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso because the old Taf has less hair, he is less evil?
October 17, 2011 8:53 PM
HAVENT YOU BEEN LISTENING?!
YES!
IT WAS A FAKE MUSTACHE!
October 17, 2011 8:53 PM
so if it was a "fake" mustache... then he is fake evil?!?!?
WHICH ONE IS THE EVIL ONE DUDE!
Work with me on this! I AM TRYING TO HELP
have you learned nothing from television?
ReplyDeletethe hairiest one dude, is the evil one.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2011
ReplyDeleteUh Excuse Me...
Cease and desist you naughty boy.
POSTED BY TAFULTONG AT 5:27 PM
obviously posted by someone with less body hair, and thus, less evil. I think this is our Tong. The other guy was pretty aggressive, making a fake blog to smoke out the old taf, expressing a desire to make him "eat his words".
I BET THAT FU&KER IS HAIRY AS HELL
Tafultong said...
ReplyDeleteNo hard feelings.
I forgive you Faulfutong.
Your Friend, Tafultong
October 15, 2011 10:39 AM
Faulfutong is totally pissed and Taf is totally cool dude.
He forgives Faulfutong and still considers him a friend even though he created a h8teful fake tong blog. And on that fake blog Faulfutong said that Taf had cancer.
WISH I HAD FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
Faulfutong just wanted to say hi and make sure that Taf is ok.
ReplyDeleteHe used hyperbole and dramatic license.
It is a common literary technique.
And in that same spirit, get aids and die Faulfutong! I would make a fake blog with your name only you pretend to be everyone else anyways.
back in the old days, there would have been a duel.
ReplyDeletepeace and love!
obviously posted by someone with less body hair, and thus, less evil. I think this is our Tong. The other guy was pretty aggressive, making a fake blog to smoke out the old taf, expressing a desire to make him "eat his words".
ReplyDeleteI BET THAT FU&KER IS HAIRY AS HELL
October 17, 2011 9:05 PM
Bigfoot......
Saturday, October 15, 2011
ReplyDeleteFree Blog For Sale
Since the real Tafultong has come out of his precious rabbit hole, this space is now up for grabs for any parties interested.
e-mail me at tafultong@gmail.com and I'll give you the password, at which point you can change it to whatever you like. First come first serve. Ciao.
Posted by Ceci n'est pas une
tafultong at 6:46 AM 0 comments
zero takers on that. 0 comments even....
we all back the real tafultong here buddy.
the iamaphoney community frowns upon your shenanigans
It Appears...
ReplyDelete..that I've been outed. That took less time than I imagined. Taf, you may think that I am a "naughty boy" for impersonating you, but truth be told it doesn't get much naughtier than running such a high traffic blog as "Iamaphoney" for three years and then dropping off the face of the internet world for 8 months.
When your blogs visitors wondered where you were, some even taking you for dead, did you assure them that you were still part of this mortal coil?
When members of Nothing is Real, a forum that you are known to frequent, wondered out loud if you would ever update your blog again, did you give them an answer? No? Not even MikeNL?
People tried to contact you via your two YouTube channels, but did you ever respond to them? You haven't appeared to have even logged in to either of them in a very long time.
In short, you were dead, Tafultong. Not you as a human being--because no one here knows the real you--but you as an internet entity were dead. You made it that way. And all I did was figure that by appearing to be you for a time I'd either be filling the void you left behind here in he PIDspace when either you quit or died, OR I'd force you out of hiding. Looks like my actions triggered the latter, more desirable effect. Go me.
But in the probably long meanwhile between your recent blog post and the next, don't pout because this prankster (sounds a bit less homoerotic than naughty boy, methinks) pretended to be you for a few hours. YOU decided to disappear, YOU decided to ignore everyone, and YOU and only you decided to come back when someone else claimed the almighty name of Tafultong, not apologizing for hiding away for so long, just offering some petty piece of bullshit about the rabbit hole being dangerous. My actions couldn't have really forced you to put and end to your "death" facade, but I'm glad you took the bait just the same.
Posted by Ceci n'est pas une tafultong at 6:32 AM
"naughty boy" is homoerotic?
" But after the latest round of treatments the doctors are more optimistic than they've been since I was diagnosed 7 months ago, and I feel its time for me to stop dragging my feet behind me and to just go out and do what I love to do."
ReplyDeletethis guy is your "friend"?
he said you had cancer.
friends don't let friends drive drunk. and friends dont impersonate friends and tell the world they had cancer.
sir, it should be a punch in the mouth and pistols at dawn.
you naughty boy.
"naughty boy" is homoerotic?
ReplyDeleteOctober 17, 2011 9:25 PM
not really.
now "saucy boy".. yeah.
hell yeah. saucy. gay as hell.
naughty boy is english literary.
powdered wig. hip hip what what?
Goodfellatongs
ReplyDeleteFaulfultong:
Hey Tafultong, on your way here, bring me a Cutty and water.
What am I, a mirage?
Where's my fucking drink?
Tafultong:
You wanted a drink?
Faulfultong:
I asked you for one.
Tafultong:
No, I heard someone
say "Tafultong, Tafultong."
Faulfultong:
Am I on a pay-no-mind list?
Tafultong:
You said, "I'm all right, Tafultong."
Faulfultong:
You're a stuttering fuck.
That bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head. Next thing you know he'll have one of these fucking walkers. But you can still dance.Give us a couple of fucking steps, taf. You fucking bullshitter. Tell the truth. You want sympathy.
Tafultong:
[hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, naughty boy?
Jimmy "iamaphoney" Conway:
[stunned silence]
Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Tafultong, here. This is for you.
[tosses money on the table]
Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
not funny
ReplyDeletetafultong@gmail dot com
ReplyDelete?
why not just post the password here
"Uh Excuse Me..." post
ReplyDelete=
suitcase
+
9questions
+
blair witch video
in other words, just when you thought the iamaphoney blog could not possibly jump the shark one more time, another shark is wheeled in, and someone jumped it.
dude why are you so mad at taf?
ReplyDeletedid he beat you up and take away your birthday or something?
it would have been more bad-ass had you just still pretended to be dead man.
ReplyDeleteCan't you just erase this post?
It would be a whole lot cooler if you did.
Faulfutong is totally pissed and Taf is totally cool dude.
ReplyDeleteHe forgives Faulfutong and still considers him a friend even though he created a h8teful fake tong blog. And on that fake blog Faulfutong said that Taf had cancer.
WISH I HAD FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
October 17, 2011 9:09 PM
A great man once said, "With friends like these, who needs friends?"
it's like watching a game of tenis
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but we were under the impression that Tafultong was the REAL McCartney
ReplyDeleteOuch said...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but we were under the impression that Tafultong was the REAL McCartney
October 17, 2011 11:16 PM
Apparently you missed the video of "The Tong" singing? He's good, but not £475 million good.
......correction, £237.5 million. Paul only credits half of his net worth to his own music.
ReplyDeletesleepless night my friend huh?
ReplyDeleteso erase that one, but not the arm hair comments?
you take that one off, but leave "goodfellastong"?
iamasherlockholmes got it right, didn't he?
you are paul mccartney, you have terminal cancer, and you are on your honeymoon right now on a cell phone erasing comments from losers.
how long can you stay up?
ReplyDeletesleepless night my friend huh?
ReplyDeleteso erase that one, but not the arm hair comments?
you take that one off, but leave "goodfellastong"?
iamasherlockholmes got it right, didn't he?
you are paul mccartney, you have terminal cancer, and you are on your honeymoon right now on a cell phone erasing comments from losers.
October 18, 2011 12:20 AM
If I were ON MY HONEYmoon, I would be ON something other than my cell phone.
NYUK, NYUK
...and I am sure Paulie is too...ON something other than a cell phone.
ReplyDelete(No disrespect to the Mrs. intended, Paulie.)
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehow long can you stay up?
October 18, 2011 12:21 AM
How Do You Sleep
Phoneymoon.
ReplyDeletePhoneymooners
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ReplyDeleteI've been reading this blog since Post One, and I have nothing but respect for the man. If my suspicions were correct and the man behind the name Tafultong had died in obscurity, I would do my best to continue his legacy of chronicling the Iamaphoney phenomenon.
ReplyDeleteBut did I realize that my actions might smoke out the real Tafultong if he were in fact, alive? Hell yeah! And I'm glad they did.
I'm glad he's OK.
But for my all my respect for the guy, I'm baffled at how loyal some of you are to him when he ditched you all for eight months and on his brief return feeds you some conspiracy bullshit line about the rabbit hole being dangerous. That's it? That is his excuse for ignoring all the people who simply wanted to know if the blog would continue and if he was alright?
MikeNL couldn't reach Tafultong. If Iamaphoney's #1 right hand man couldn't get a response from Taf, what does that mean in light of the fact that not only was he OK, but he was reading the comments of this blog?
Do I even have to answer that?
It means that Tafultong has turned into a deceiver, if nothing worse.
He was just sitting by, letting this blog rot, while everyone wondered what happened to him. I don't hate Tafultong, I never set out to seriously offend him or anything, but sometimes you gotta be an asshole to get somebody to admit that they are being an asshole. And that's exactly what I expect Tafultong to confess to when he comes back.
He owes all of us, and everyone who has tried but failed to get in touch with him for the past 7 1/2 months an apology, or at least a better explanation than "unexpected dangers in the rabbit hole".
Just so everyone knows, the above comment is not really Tafultong. It was supposed to say "Fake Tafultong", but...my blog has been deleted. *cue mysterious music*
ReplyDeleteMust have been someone from the rabbit hole.
Too bad. That blog might have taken off.
ReplyDeleteNever mind. Blog and everything with it mysteriously returns..
ReplyDeletethe revelation!
ReplyDeleteI realize what a hypocrite I would be if I called Tafultong a deceiver but didn't apologize for MY deception.
ReplyDeleteSo here I go, as sincere as I am capable of being:
Tafultong, if you felt personally insulted by my impersonation, please accept my apology. For the few hours the deception lasted, I had fooled a number of people into thinking I was you. You are you, and you are irreplaceable. If only I had known you were still among the living, but alas, when one severs communication with their world for nearly eight months..
Iamaphoney community, lynch me if you will, but I'm sorry for lying to all of you. I was only trying to resurrect your (presumably, at the time) fallen hero, but I can see how many people can feel betrayed when they find that a stranger has been masquerading as someone they trust. I'm really not a stranger to some of you, but I am a stranger in these strange times. I don't expect many of you to forgive me, but this is really all I can do to extend an olive branch to those who think I'm scum for attempting to be a Tafultong replacement.
Dude, no one really cares,
ReplyDeleteWhat matters is getting the prize.
Last person to get "the prize" was 65if2007. If I recall, that didn't quite go as planned either he or IAAP.
ReplyDeleteJust cuz you read in a magazine or see it on a TV screen don't make it factual...actual..
ReplyDelete..they say he's homosexual.
ReplyDeletemmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteLast person to get "the prize" was 65if2007. If I recall, that didn't quite go as planned either he or IAAP.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the prize. Pay attention.
My words are a matter of pride..
ReplyDeleteYeah, and the Pride better get better.
ReplyDeleteMy words are a mater of pride.
ReplyDeletelol
matter, perhaps from mater "origin, source, mother." Or, on another theory, it represents *dmateria, from PIE root *dem-/*dom- (cf. L. domus "house," English timber).
ReplyDeleteWith sense development influenced by Gk. hyle, of which it was the equivalent in philosophy. Meaning "substance of which physical objects are made" is attested from mid-14c. That of "grounds, reason, or cause for something" also is first recorded mid-14c.
lol
And We are Living in the Material World
ReplyDeleteDrive My Car
ReplyDeleteAh mater, one jet to always love you!
ReplyDeletei think im going to shoot myself now
ReplyDeleteCome Home.
ReplyDeleteFLY!
ReplyDeleteDrink it in.
ReplyDeleteAnd in your hour of darkness, Mater Mary comes to you
ReplyDeletespeaking words of wisdom.
Let it Be.
I made a Mr Pilgrimage to save the human race.
ReplyDeleteIt was a face mustache.
ReplyDelete169
ReplyDeleteNumber 169 hides the whole Trinity emblem which we can compare to Qabalistic Tree of Life (hermetic):
In strength shall this HOUSE be established.
ReplyDeleteI used to live on that street that Bank was.
ReplyDeleteIt's on Avenue P in Brooklyn.
iamaphoney community is not these guys hanging around here. Go to facebook, twitter, youtube.
ReplyDeleteI liked your blog even though you fooled everyone to believe ypu were Taf. But, people, is that not what it is all about? beingaphoney I think you shuld yust continue your fake blog, it was good.
And dont listen to these people in here , they will never give you any confidence, as they per definition only talks bad about iamaphoney and surroundings.
Attica! Attica!
ReplyDeleteI hear the Warden's on the way!
ReplyDeleteDear Tafultong, this is a notice of my resignation from your stupid awareness bullshit. You have been warned. Failure to do so will result in bad insulting on your lame phoney behavior
ReplyDeleteEllo CHAP
ReplyDeleteDrowning in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown
ReplyDeleteI can see straight through Phoney Blonde hair and Stupid Wannabe Sunglasses
ReplyDeleteDelete this blog ?
ReplyDeleteAre you crazy?
Now the real fun begins
ReplyDeleteHe did it officer, yeah yeah that Aaron guy did everything!
ReplyDeleteI can see straight through Phoney Blonde hair and Stupid Wannabe Sunglasses
ReplyDeletelol
I sure hope Aaron isn't married already lol
ReplyDeletethat Aaron guy was faf?
ReplyDeletemy heads about to fall off
ReplyDeletelol "fall off"
ReplyDeleteThat... was.... Funny....
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more, compadre
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI can see straight through Phoney Blonde hair and Stupid Wannabe Sunglasses
lol
October 18, 2011 1:05 PM
lol and someone interprets everything i say now a bit differently i see
i tell you i had a headache that i forgot about somewhere lol
ReplyDeleteHe owes all of us, and everyone who has tried but failed to get in touch with him for the past 7 1/2 months an apology, or at least a better explanation than "unexpected dangers in the rabbit hole.
ReplyDeleteWhy does an anonymous blogger blogging about an anonymous videomaker owe anyone explanations?
I don't blame him for leaving because it was increasingly obvious Phoney was just a phoney and all he was doing was selling his CD. On top of that, all the blog became was five dudes endlessly posting their bullshit about nothing or pretending they knew about this or that treasure or whatever bullshit people who've been burned pretend to know about.
He blogs about Iamaphoney who never gets in touch with anyone and who never explains. So what do you expect?
So we have Deceiver #1 Iamaphoney pretending to know something who is blogged about by Deceiver #2 Taf who pretends there is a mystery afoot to keep his PID fans and Deceiver #3 fake Taf who pretends he's Deceiver #2 because that's how batshit crazy PID people are.
See you at fake Comicon!
By the way Tafultong, it was ME all along.
ReplyDeleteNow let's see where you end up lol
Without me this time
LOL THATS IT! Taf is having troubles lol
ReplyDeleteOH BOY did you guys start up the worst person in the world to complain
ReplyDeleteiameye knows this lol
ReplyDeleteOn second thought lol, am going to shutup now
ReplyDeleteI like something WOOOO!
ReplyDeletehey Charlie Newports and all the crazies that post endlessly on Phoney's YouTube site (lame, much?):
ReplyDelete(your answer here)
*gulps*
ReplyDeletelol
i'm going to get off this now
they know too much damnit lmao
ReplyDeletestrike that, forget i said it
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