Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

4,927 comments:

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Anonymous said...

it's just so fucking boring now

and im thinking to myself, ok let me look other places where i may have missed.

and bam, still nothing.

it's like the guy with party wings was having so much fun that a bunch of people came along chopped his wings

that's what it sounds like

thats the way its feeling too

just can't say anything anymore

and thats whats going to kill me if things dont change

Anonymous said...

i wish i had better answers for you. i feel much the same way. and i think its about to get worse. not sure that i have the strength for it. in fact, i know i dont.

Anonymous said...

and thats whats going to kill me if things dont change

November 13, 2011 9:24 PM


it is time for a change. good plan

Anonymous said...

Are your friends and family aware of your feelings?

Anonymous said...

not really

i dont talk about it

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
not really

i dont talk about it

November 13, 2011 9:36 PM



i thought so. i haven't either.

Anonymous said...

i really don't talk about anything

it's like you can watch a video now and find it funny, but you don't even laugh anymore. you just smile

andedonia said...

i really don't talk about anything

it's like you can watch a video now and find it funny, but you don't even laugh anymore. you just smile

November 13, 2011 9:40 PM



yeah, anhedonic.

Anonymous said...

i'm waiting for something clearly it's taking tooooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

that's what is driving me crazy. somebody told me about the zen voice, before i went to a fucking rehab clinic and got stuck reading about that fucking zen voice for 6 long weeks


i can't even listen to music anymore i'm just arguing with myself

Anonymous said...

hole in head literally

ice off the block

lens cap fell off

Anonymous said...

Have you had anything to eat yet?

Anonymous said...

get some food, get some rest.

Anonymous said...

i'm not eating

im going to rest though so until later on

mexico right

very funny

Anonymous said...

Rest well Mike

get some food soon

Anonymous said...

run

we improved with time said...

like a fine ram

Anonymous said...

whatever

TafuItong said...

lol

yea

Anonymous said...

it's a headache i tell you. and it's frustrating to try and patch things up. but everything will be fine

RumbleBee said...

grrrrrrrrrrr

lol

Anonymous said...

everything will be fine when? today?

Anonymous said...

hey hey who's pulling who's leg

you should know i'm not doing anything stupid

myzenvoice said...

took ya fucking long enough to apologize

lol

zen zion said...

lol fuck you apologize to me again

and i will laugh in your face

Anonymous said...

lol well ;)

don't flatter me like that

Anonymous said...

I'm baaaaack.

Anonymous said...

yay

Anonymous said...

a castle keep


Zion: derived from the Hebrew root ''ṣiyyôn ("castle") or the Arabic root ṣiyya ("dry land") or the Arabic šanā ("protect" or "citadel") It might also be related to the Arabic root ṣahî ("ascend to the top") or ṣuhhay ("tower" or "the top of the mountain")

Anonymous said...

You are here.

TafuItong said...

never better

Anonymous said...

oops lol

jig is up

heh. winning. said...

but which tafultong was it?!?!?!

the first, second, or third?!!?1

:O

Anonymous said...

none of the above

as none of below

Anonymous said...

which witch wich ?

TafuItong said...

3rd asshole present ;) ;)

TafuItong said...

LOL JK Dr. Arcana.

Anonymous said...

Lol, covering the ass now amirite?

Anonymous said...

One of us clearly knows something.


yes

Anonymous said...

Judgement Day has passed, also true.

Anonymous said...

so you see where my mojo filter comes from now clearly lol

Anonymous said...

And I can't tell you that I'm iameye because I don't take forever searching for tea




no, it's the sugar for the tea and it only took half an hour

TafuItong said...

OH JOHN LENNON

WHERE ART THOUGH JOHN LENNON

WE KNOW YOU'RE WITH US

- sad fact.

TafuItong said...

Anonymous said...
And I can't tell you that I'm iameye because I don't take forever searching for tea




no, it's the sugar for the tea and it only took half an hour

November 14, 2011 6:10 PM

lmao

no seriously i'm about to go out for some tea

it's fucking brutal drinking coffee all day

ello there

care for a spot a tea

i'm tafultea.

would you like a sip

its very delish if i do say

iameye said...

lol

that's all i can say

iameye said...

i don't know what lmao means

lol

Anonymous said...

And I will do everything in my power to ensure that things turn out the right way.






that's good

Anonymous said...

if you throw my name around like that, people will get confused, right?


right

Anonymous said...

lol see

told ya

Anonymous said...

go to sleep jeff

if that's what your name is

lol

Return of the Craig said...

Anonymous said...

go to sleep jeff
if that's what your name is
lol

November 14, 2011 7:28 PM



Jeff is the name of the power animal from the vision quest.

My name is Craig.



Hey real Taf?

you going to take this fake taf shit?

Anonymous said...

if you throw my name around like that, people will get confused, right?

November 14, 2011 6:16 PM





nope. only the players are here now.

And we are all in Illinois tonight.

Anonymous said...

lol Craig

hey Craig

I'm Ed

your worst nightmare ;) ;)

TafuItong said...

No, I won't take this much longer. I am given no other choice BUT to make another post. I've caught onto three people.

Three huge ego's.

Ringo, Paul, Elvis(poser) himself.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

wow, this is the most fake taf has ever pretended to be taf.

thank you! this is the most Taf action we have seen.

Thank you fake taf.

Anonymous said...

quit smoking the man out dude. let taf speak when he wants.

TafuItong said...

Anonymous said...
wow, this is the most fake taf has ever pretended to be taf.

thank you! this is the most Taf action we have seen.

Thank you fake taf.

November 14, 2011 9:06 PM

I could be the real Tafultong, just dying to hear from the Fake One.

You never know. lol

Anonymous said...

Return of the Craig said...
Anonymous said...

go to sleep jeff
if that's what your name is
lol

November 14, 2011 7:28 PM



Jeff is the name of the power animal from the vision quest.

My name is Craig.



Hey real Taf?

you going to take this fake taf shit?

November 14, 2011 7:51 PM

:O

LIAR!

:D

Anonymous said...

So, this is called doing everything in your power to ensure that things turn out the right way?



really?
wow

Anonymous said...

So, this is called doing everything in your power to ensure that things turn out the right way?



really?
wow

November 14, 2011 9:42 PM

relax.
just relax.

holy shit

Anonymous said...

I'm serious.

iamNOTeye said...

relax

lol

what does lmao mean

lol

TafuItong said...

And I'm not really Tafultong.

even funnier

ho ho ho haha heheheh

just like fucking letterman

Anonymous said...

stop

why are you laughing?

this is fun?

iameye said...

mixing up your cards

lol

Anonymous said...

i don't laugh, remember?

TafuItong said...

i mock people

because they sicken me when thngs are different

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

why arent you sleeping

Anonymous said...

huh, captain craig?

very romantic said...

anyway

i'm going out

because i'm wide awake

take another nice long drive all by myself and listen to some music and just give myself a headache thinking :)

iameye said...

let's start over

Anonymous said...

whatever

From Jesus said...

To Paul

Anonymous said...

You've seen religion from jesus to Paul.


lol

Anonymous said...

and that wasn't me

because i said 9/11 was an inside job a while back, and it's true

and hey, never say never on a fireman 3 collab lol

TafulT said...

cherio

smartest guy ever said...

you know lol

it's funny

i could literally say paul died and bill lied.

try that shoe on for size

Anonymous said...

if clinton could lie

YNot?

iameye said...

lol

i dont know what that means

Ed, Dead Guy said...

of course you don't LOL

TafuItong said...

My word, I've never seen such chaos before in my life. There are people in my village that know me but this isn't what was planned. But then again, it's cool with me. Carry on, I'm still not blogging.


Sent from Mobile

i never laughed so hard said...

http://iranbeacauseimfall.blogspot.com/

omg funniest shit

Anonymous said...

live and let die

Anonymous said...

giving in a cry

Anonymous said...

LOVING the reaction at the end

2:34 said...

@ 2:34

Yeah, long story

Anonymous said...

what is?

Anonymous said...

nuffin muffin

go to sleep

Anonymous said...

I'm awake. Get used to it.

TafuItong said...

lol oh joy

for the birds of paradise said...

From the top of the mountain.

Anonymous said...

Listen to the songs they sing.

as your attorney said...

I advise you to wake up!

Anonymous said...

Sion sing, break into song!
For within you is the Lord
With his saving pow'r.

Rise and shine forth, for your light has come,
And upon you breaks the glory of the lord
For the darkness covers the earth,
And the thick clouds, the people.

But upon you the Lord shall dawn,
And in you his splendour shall be revealed;
Your light shall guide the Gentiles on their path,
And kings shall walk in your brightness.

Anonymous said...

1111

Anonymous said...

You stuck around and then it showed


now you know

now you know

Anonymous said...

And kings shall walk in your brightness.


that would be you

Anonymous said...

an upside down job

consider this said...

And in you his splendour shall be revealed



the hint of the century

TafuItong said...

next biggest secret

lol

of to his imaginary job with three other people and a greek guy running the pack

same old shit i tell you.

nobody listens

Anonymous said...

you know I believe in how

Anonymous said...

all we need to do now is just basically sit and relax and smoke some cigarettes

worry about the sex later ;);)

Anonymous said...

shut up TafuItong

Anonymous said...

your relaxing is costing time

Anonymous said...

god it's so funny when you're the third tafultong like everyone hoped for

Anonymous said...

whatever

guess who ;D said...

ah ah ah


shhhhhh

not another word

Anonymous said...

I didn't hope for you.

Anonymous said...

we're stuck

that sucks

oh well

you know who is leaving extra early

drag said...

before anyone can see him

Anonymous said...

I dunno. who?

Anonymous said...

this sucks

Anonymous said...

I'm leaving extra early, really.

Anonymous said...

we all should!

Anonymous said...

call me anything but Early, lol

don't post any weird iameye shit

i tell you, i can see through people very easy

Anonymous said...

and somebody said on the first page that tafultong # 2 would be even more confused when the third tafultong showed.

define irony. define mystery. define hero.

the greatest gift was lifted up into the world, and was shown. and now we have a huge massive ego-filled jackass with headgames on our hands

Anonymous said...

los fucking diablos himself, litrally.

jude, john, charlie, ed, dead, bill, whatever the fuck he's called.

weird shit, i tell you.

Anonymous said...

that's a huge problem

how we gonna solve it?

open the gift?

Anonymous said...

los fucking diablos himself, litrally.

jude, john, charlie, ed, dead, bill, whatever the fuck he's called.

weird shit, i tell you.

Anonymous said...

there's no other choice but to open the gift, i'm afraid lol

Anonymous said...

Too bad, I'm calling you Early.


get ready

Anonymous said...

yea!

open the gift!

Anonymous said...

don't be afraid!


it's a GIFT!

Anonymous said...

like i said

imaginary job

imaginary coworkers

fall guy

where would a fall guy that you've heard of, trolling the interwebs, possibly work lol

it's simple really!

fake moustaches grrrr

omg i'm so fried lolol

Anonymous said...

gift time

Anonymous said...

fucking picasso is a bum in a bodyshop

ah, a winged one too

lol

aha, click

lightbulb time

Anonymous said...

Let's hope that's good.

Anonymous said...

we'll go for a ride in the sky

Anonymous said...

The name John means 'God's gracious gift'.

Anonymous said...

someone needs a checkup by dr. loooove

lol

Anonymous said...

Get me out!

Anonymous said...

how can i do that

Anonymous said...

i'm tired of this crap

that's all it is crap

i'm not doing anything anymore

Anonymous said...

Hey! I was going to say that!

Anonymous said...

You never did anything in the first place, so what exactly are you quitting?

And how can you quit if someone else did all the work?

Why don't you just pick up your paycheck and cash it?

Anonymous said...

I would be happy to cash that check for us, but nobody believes the name on my ID card.

Oh well......

Anonymous said...

what pay check?i was supposed to be uplifted and i'm anything but

things will never get better

and i cant believe i got lured into this crap because it took over my life and completely ruined it

Anonymous said...

ive always believed it

and im the one who actually threw everything away to try and believe in something

Anonymous said...

everyday i wake up and try to believe, nobody wants to listen when i say that i gave up e v e r y t h i n g for something

i have nothing

no smile

no humor

no funny jokes

i'm the one guy that doesn't want to actually be himself

that's how bad it is

Anonymous said...

i'm going to sleep

Anonymous said...

i'm going to sleep

Anonymous said...

depth check

Anonymous said...

California time



Formula

(your current time and date - Time stamp of iamaphoney blog time)

=

time discrepancy

which is the actual time on the globe.

Latency.

There is none when you consider that it may be midnight where you are when i call. And when i call you i will be in morning.

Get it?

Anonymous said...

4 minutes.


Someone is reading this.

before it is actually posted.


i sent those two immediately.



Ever wonder why some posts are erased?

Anonymous said...

i wish i was able to sleep

i wish i could just naturally smile
i wish i could go have a nice and happy life

i wish i could go to college

i wish i could play video games and try to win

i wish things would be normal in my life where the entire world doesn't point at me and say it's all my fault

there's only one person that is saying what they're saying because they've been hurt very deeply

Anonymous said...

Dead, to be exact.

Anonymous said...

Believe it.

You're my brothers said...

I can lift you up if you just let me.

Anonymous said...

Look at my muscles! I can lift the whole world with one hand tied behind my back !

Anonymous said...

Did I mention that I have candy?

I have candy!

Anonymous said...

mixing it with love code

Anonymous said...

i wish things would be normal in my life where the entire world doesn't point at me and say it's all my fault



why would it be all your fault?

Anonymous said...

Are you sleeping?

Anonymous said...

Brother John, Brother John?

Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing!

Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.

Anonymous said...

1171

Anonymous said...

read it upside down

Anonymous said...

then you begin

Anonymous said...

i'm grumpy

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Are you sleeping?

November 15, 2011 7:37 PM

well, i was lol

Anonymous said...

if i were a police offer, named dick, you know the first person i'd choose to sync clocks with ;)

Anonymous said...

lying douchebag asshole, but i needed to be for that period

lots of birds chirping, cats getting killed, pissed off people that need to fuckoff

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

I'm Snow White.

Anonymous said...

this is lame and no one cared

Anonymous said...

basically. all I got was a bunch of lame excuses for "no".


that's the only mystery left

and I'm not going to solve it.

Anonymous said...

i'm telling you that i care damnit

I DO care

i did put everything up FOR YOU

Anonymous said...

i gave away all the secrets :)

because i'm no idiot

i don't care about anyone else

hissyfitz said...

now i'm slowly starting to make sense of everything lol

lolgimmetheemptywallet said...

rememba

i did everything

for ya

simple enough, really :)

Georgie said...

leave me in the empty wall :(

Paulie M said...

Billy live with meh :(

iameye said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im sorryyyyyyy said...

listen, to me.

i buried paul x2 :) said...

and now, i'm in.

if we, must start again.

then we will know for sure.

:D said...

too see how my better half lives

FeyeFamFeye said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol

i don't know what lmao means

lol

happy here honey? said...

you know who it's been for the better part of the times lol

Anonymous said...

only to be alone :(

6'oclock said...

we both know it isn't really this

they'll crucify me first! said...

come on this will be fun :)

ohhhh suspense said...

Or Will They?

take the guess said...

everyone is in on this except for the one person who doesn't want to be apart of it.

and if ONE doesn't want to be apart of it

THIS ONE won't be apart of it

and YOU KNOW who this is

i fired the first cannon :D said...

see how they run like pigs from a gun

Anonymous said...

i'm telling you that i care damnit

I DO care

i did put everything up FOR YOU



funny, I did the exact same thing, and yet here we are miles and miles apart

Anonymous said...

miles and miles apart

Anonymous said...

so what's the point?

Anonymous said...

How is that any fun?


put everything up FOR ME?


WHERE DID YOU PUT IT? I CAN'T FIND IT

Anonymous said...

i gave away all the secrets :)

because i'm no idiot

Anonymous said...

that doesn't concern me

you're forgetting who is running shit right now

ain't nobody

and i mean nobody

going to tell me how to do things

i do them MY way

lol kk

Anonymous said...

that's a DRAG

lol

Anonymous said...

oh really?


what exactly have you run?

name one thing

Anonymous said...

That's kind of silly, since you learned your way from me.


right?

or did you forget how you got here?

Anonymous said...

if things were up to me

i'd rather be dead

believe that

whoever i'm actually talking to, believe it.

i didn't want anything to do with this and when i say that, i mean it.

Anonymous said...

if things were up to me

i'd rather be dead

believe that

whoever i'm actually talking to, believe it.

i didn't want anything to do with this and when i say that, i mean it.

Anonymous said...

explain the downside

Anonymous said...

i don't care how many definitions you post, i'm the one who doesn't want to be that one.

and i damn sure made that clear. everyone knows perfectly well that i didn't chose any of it.

now you got someone going to sleep every night wondering why he's alive to be involved with bullshit like this.

because that's EXACTLY what this is. bullshit

Anonymous said...

i don't care how many definitions you post, i'm the one who doesn't want to be that one.

and i damn sure made that clear. everyone knows perfectly well that i didn't chose any of it.

now you got someone going to sleep every night wondering why he's alive to be involved with bullshit like this.

because that's EXACTLY what this is. bullshit

Anonymous said...

why wouldn't you want anything to do with this?

this is not bad, man

so what's the problem?

you?

Anonymous said...

now you got someone going to sleep every night wondering why he's alive to be involved with bullshit like this.




whatever

just give back all you borrowed, first

then go if you hate it so much

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