Friday, October 14, 2011

Uh Excuse Me...

I am not dead, but the night is still young. The rabbit hole presented some unexpected dangers.

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT THIS GUY!- http://therevelationwillnotbetelevised.blogspot.com/

Cease and desist you naughty boy.

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Anonymous said...

First! (of January)

Anonymous said...

oh, pain killers, I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH

wooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


loll

dueeeee said...

don't give me a guitar

i'll fucking buy one if i have to

feel it in my bones said...

they'll ask paul about john

he'll open up and say yeah he's alive

then everyones going to want lennon

then forget about it

beatles reunion

wahhhhhhhhhh i'm loving my vacations

Anonymous said...

I meant the DNA from the house of savoy?
Or did one of the beatles have a match already

Or is he? said...

Mr vermouths dead.
He's locked in my basement

Anonymous said...

Why Toulouse?
And do you really believe there's something to the da Vinci code? Or is it an attempt to re-write history?
perhaps a fictitious bloodline created for the purpose of salvation?
A noble venture if that's the case, in any event.

Anonymous said...

I never was a fan of this sins of the fathers' bullcrap myself.

Anonymous said...

3 muskateers

3 stooges

3 beatles living

case closed

Holy Blood, Holy Grail said...

perhaps a fictitious bloodline created for the purpose of salvation?


fictitious? no,


It's real, babe. Very Very real.



and it's got everything you need, satisfaction GT'ed.

Anonymous said...

A noble venture if that's the case, in any event.



why, thank you.


This venture was for you! Yeah, YOU!


And I'm waiting for thank you cards, FYI

Anonymous said...

our life

together

is so precious

together

Anonymous said...

such pomposity

Anonymous said...

ok whore

how's that for pompous

Anonymous said...

sorry it's the pills talking

you know

like MORPHINE

;) ;)

Anonymous said...

how about a nose job

;D

Anonymous said...

Drunk Person said...
No, the alcohol's basically out of my system. I'll admit to being high. And a little masculine-looking.

December 31, 2011 8:32 PM

how does it feeling knowing that you were gifted with someone that just NOSE everything

lol

Anonymous said...

killing two birds with one stone has never been easier

Anonymous said...

Morphine and NOSE it all

OH HI

Or should I say

Hello ;)

woof woof

Anonymous said...

thats an IN joke you know

meaning.. definition time.. only the guilty ones get it

Anonymous said...

Let's make sure that your venture is both noble and productive then.
And thank you.

Anonymous said...

hi, i'm the dead former beatle and i want to find this person

click wisely

Anonymous said...

hohoho

i CRACK myself up

Anonymous said...

so i forgot to tell everyone that back in 2009, pfprap started bugging me and i told him that if he wanted to be me that he could try and sing..

didn't turn out THAT well but what can i say it's entertaining to be the brainchild of that

Anonymous said...

hi paul, i know you're reading this.. i'd blast your coverup but i don't want too many people knowing because i wouldn't have the credit needed to be the one who originally solved everything but hey what can you do now adays


can't leak the hose without closing the curtains now adays

never know who's watching

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Let's make sure that your venture is both noble and productive then.
And thank you.

January 1, 2012 9:22 PM

No, please, THANK YOU for doing nothing.

Kanye said...

I made Jesus Walk so I'm never going to hell.

You sure you're safe? Kanye is

Anonymous said...

how do you fit 20 jews in a volkswagen?

Wino Forever said...

Anonymous said...

Drunk Person said...
No, the alcohol's basically out of my system. I'll admit to being high. And a little masculine-looking.

December 31, 2011 8:32 PM

how does it feeling knowing that you were gifted with someone that just NOSE everything

lol


It's all too much, just out of sight.

Speaking of little blue pills, are we talking about Viagra, Valium, or Xanax? Nothing against any of them, but I've gotten them mixed up and had some pretty awkward dates.

Also, to any of you on the payroll, is it too late to get a job with iamaphoney's organization? I have no video editing skills, but if I had the time and money I think I could kick out some close-up shots of dogs (with a wide angle lens). I'm more of an idea man.

Really, as time's past I feel like there's enough material in my dvd collection alone to make some compelling videos. Really, the coincidences are everywhere you look for them. "If you have eyes."

Potential punch-line said...

You might need the fireman's help with that.

Anonymous said...

you don't need money to make videos

it's just there you know

Anonymous said...

teach me how to bernie

flacka fresh said...

if paul is reading this

that can only mean someone else is too o;)

Captain Oblivion said...

If Paul reads this blog, and especially if he posts occasionally, I'll eat my hat.

I'm planning on eating my hat.

I bought a tofu bowler.

Anonymous said...

good for you


lol

Anonymous said...

and yes i'm typing like him



lol

Anonymous said...

what does lmao mean





lol

Anonymous said...

and i also post like PFPrap because I told him to be like me

PFPRAP said...

LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC

I AM JOHN LENNON LUCIFER BITCHES


AH MOTHER FUCKER

I GOT A CIGARETTE ON MY LAP

HURTS LIKE HELL

AH I PUT A HOLE IN MY HEAD

HURTS LIKE MORE HELL

LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC YOU CRAZY WHACKJOBS IM REALLY NORMAL LOL

Anonymous said...

see, i can be very daft and careless at times because this is a blog

so much fun though

Willy Wonka said...

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Anonymous said...

Hey Paul, when you read this.. guess who was the one that sent you those seeds a while back. ;)


LOL funny right

Anonymous said...

John and Yoko did it :D

that's something I can personally vouch for

Anonymous said...

don't believe me, let's watch some more footage where john throws some seeds out to the audience

Anonymous said...

watch righte at the end

asks john about tape manipulation undoctored

Dwight Schrute said...

Question: If one were in a position to attempt to attract people's attention to all of this iamaphoney/PID/A stuff, would it be a negative thing to do or a positive thing to do?

Anonymous said...

boooo terrible get off the stage boooo

Anonymous said...

hello,

I have not checked out this blog since 2010 January, what is new?

The last several comments seem to be about some fellow PFPrap, who is this fellow?

Was there a suitcase in 2011?
Will there be one in 2012?

Was there ever an "interview"?

What is ARE3RA?


Does anyone know anything from the "Private Cloud"?

IS THERE STILL A "PRIVATE CLOUD"?!?!

Does anyone know when the "Revelation" is?

Are we in "Next Level" yet?


Has anyone even talked once about the "Carnival of Light"?!?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
hello,

I have not checked out this blog since 2010 January, what is new?


January 2, 2012 2:37 PM




New??!?

There are about 4 or 5 Jesus's here, several John Lennon's, a Paul, and a couple Faul's.

In other words....

2011 = 2010 = 2009 = 2008 = 2007 etc etc.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The last several comments seem to be about some fellow PFPrap, who is this fellow?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM




he is john lennon, AND Jesus, AND SATAN.

he also alleges to have used Jesus power to infiltrate Mark Chapman and become satan.

He is a rapper, and a musician, in addition to being a deity.

His name is also Mike Alsen, he is 24 years old,

and another Mike... MIKENL1038 doesn't like him because of his propensity to TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND CALL EVERYONE "ASSHOLES"


welcome to 2012 brah.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Was there a suitcase in 2011?
Will there be one in 2012?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



2011 ... ?

no




2012 ... ?

MAYBE

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Was there ever an "interview"?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



in 2011?

no.....


in 2012?


MAYBE

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

What is ARE3RA?


January 2, 2012 2:37 PM


ARE3RA is

"ARE" mirror imaged.

3RA is ARE backwards, except for the R.

Three rotten apples, ARE...?
3RA ARE

ARE WHAT?!??!

don't know.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know anything from the "Private Cloud"?


January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



If you paid $6.66, you wouldn't have to wonder.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

IS THERE STILL A "PRIVATE CLOUD"?!?!

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



$6.66 will give you an answer.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know when the "Revelation" is?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM




December of 2012.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Are we in "Next Level" yet?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



I don't know.

2013 said...

Anonymous said...

Has anyone even talked once about the "Carnival of Light"?!?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



Someone did last January, maybe it was you.

Since you have just brought it up, now someone has, and don't have to bring it up now until 2013.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know when the "Revelation" is?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM




December of 2012.



You GOT the revelation, and it was stunningly beautiful.


Shame on all the people for ignoring it like this.

Word

Anonymous said...

revelation equals carnival of stunningly beautiful light



double shame on those aware of THAT and did nothing

Anonymous said...

triple shame on the "phjoney network"

who really were aware of many things, yet ....whatever

why waste my breath?

Anonymous said...

triple shame on the "phjoney network"

who really were aware of many things, yet ....whatever

why waste my breath?

Anonymous said...

kill the blog


wear your face

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

Are we in "Next Level" yet?

January 2, 2012 2:37 PM



I don't know.

January 2, 2012 2:49 PM

Nowhere close to it..

Maybe when that video footage of Yoko Ono screaming comes out .. and someone actually gets their prize..

Nowhere close to a Next Level

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
kill the blog


wear your face

January 2, 2012 4:41 PM

The things I had to give up last year, not because I wanted to change, I wouldn't waste my time trying to kill this blog.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

You take me higher than the clouds. With your beautifuL voice and kind heart.
I Love u. Audgie girl.

Anonymous said...

The things I had to give up last year, not because I wanted to change, I wouldn't waste my time trying to kill this blog.




whatever

I don't know what that means, You can run but you can't hide, the change will happen NO MATTER WHAT.

Anonymous said...

You take me higher than the clouds. With your beautifuL voice and kind heart.
I Love u. Audgie girl.


who are you talking to?

look into the light Carol Ann said...

Nowhere close to a Next Level




so said by someone really bent on holding things back


fat chance, buddy

I Listen said...

Audgie girl?


lol

Anonymous said...

JL said...
Is Paul at least as cool as Jesus by now?

December 31, 2011 9:41 PM

Yeah...

I told you about the walrus and mean man, you know that we're as close as can be, man.

Anonymous said...

Audi brand (German pronunciation: [ˈaʊdi]), is positioned as the premium brand within the Volkswagen Group.



premium brand babe. Nothing wrong with the upgrade.


lol

Anonymous said...

St. Paul isn't really dead. 11/9 was an inside job.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Audi brand (German pronunciation: [ˈaʊdi]), is positioned as the premium brand within the Volkswagen Group.



premium brand babe. Nothing wrong with the upgrade.


lol

January 2, 2012 5:38 PM


Audi's are alright.. Too many motor problems if you beat the crap out of them but they're perfect if you treat them like a child.

Anonymous said...

i really stopped taking this blog seriously this time last year.. all the talking and all of the hyping just isn't worth it especially when nothing good ever comes from it

Anonymous said...

i really stopped taking this blog seriously this time last year.. all the talking and all of the hyping just isn't worth it especially when nothing good ever comes from it

Anonymous said...

stupid cell phone

Anonymous said...

Something good came from it .Something really really good.

Anonymous said...

Something good came from it .Something really really good!

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

oh, come now. have a little faith.

It's all good.

Anonymous said...

He lives in Gauteng now lol

Anonymous said...

?

Anonymous said...

You GOT the revelation, and it was stunningly beautiful.


AMEN!

Anonymous said...

cant say that i saw any revelation

oh well

Anonymous said...

You saw it, you just didn't care.

Anonymous said...

well, i'm off to commit suicide now.

there can't be a beatle reunion if the one they want is dead, right?

have fun december 21st!

Anonymous said...

relax ringo

Anonymous said...

relax ringo

Anonymous said...

lmfao

i'm in it for the giggles, really

Anonymous said...

and that sex for the one that looks like a man

bad buisness deal with the devil.. yeah..

Anonymous said...

suicide jokes aren't cool

if you're serious, dude, call a professional help hotline, ok?

Anonymous said...

suicide jokes aren't cool

if you're serious, dude, call a professional help hotline, ok?

Anonymous said...

i'm never fucking serious

this is a blog

i can say whatever i want

Anonymous said...

the only thing i'm killing is time

ahhh lol

see what i did there..

i made a killing joke..

its supposed to be funny

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You saw it, you just didn't care.

January 2, 2012 9:09 PM

I'd laugh in your face, really

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't be able to stop kissing my face, really.

Anonymous said...

oh please you'd fall into my arms the within 30 seconds of looking into my beautiful eyes

Anonymous said...

come home macca

Anonymous said...

what's macca got to do with it

Anonymous said...

oh wait.. he IS dead afterall

Anonymous said...

yeah, macca... about that..

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

One step closer to taking the option away.

Anonymous said...

theres only one option

thats me

yeah

Toby Flenderson said...

So stay in character or get off the stage? Wait until curtain call? I keep looking at the fourth wall and I want to walk through it.

Anonymous said...

that office video clip brightened up my ray of smiles

oh, pat yourself on the back.. bravo, bravo

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't be able to stop kissing my face, really.

January 2, 2012 9:32


Is it a nice face?

Anonymous said...

I think so.

Anonymous said...

very funny

Anonymous said...

Your spirit is a rider, your body is a horse
When the spirit leaves the body
The horse goes a little on the field and eats grass, really

Gauteng, lol

Anonymous said...

very funny

January 3, 2012 1:48

Why so defensive?

Anonymous said...

You underestimate yourself constantly.

Anonymous said...

because i'm boring myself to death everyday..

i'm never usually like this but i really have nothing to do..

Anonymous said...

just tried cleansing my face pores for fun

hurt like hell too

never again

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't be able to stop kissing my face, really.

January 2, 2012 9:3

That would more than likely be the case.

Anonymous said...

you know that lotion you put on your face and it burns

yeah that stuff

hurt so much the first time i wanted to try it a second time

hurt like hell

yeah thats how my day went

woke up

went for tea

got home

drank my tea

made a cup of coffee

came on here

finished my coffee

got bored

got more tea

drank the tea

came back here

cleaned my face

now i'm onto soda

Anonymous said...

beatricehill, if you read this blog, all i have to say is.. i don't know about paul, but you look more like charlie sheen.

Anonymous said...

beatrice and faulconsnowjob need to have a pillow fight ASAP

one is pid and one is pia

custom made bikinis too i tell you

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.
I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet
They're gonna knock me off of my feet,
A lot of kisses on the bottom,
I'll be glad I got 'em.


I'm gonna smile and say,
"I hope you're feeling better,"
And close with love, the way that you do.
I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.


I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe that it came from you.
I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet, yeah!


Lotta kisses on the bottom,
I'll be glad I got 'em.
I'm gonna smile and say,
"I hope you're feeling better,"
And close with love, the way that you do.


I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you...


I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came,
Make believe that it came from you!

Anonymous said...

3987

tree falls in the forest said...

now that iamaphoney has blocked ALL comments on the you tube channel, how can the "revelation" happen?

wacko comments here said...

tree falls in the forest said...

now that iamaphoney has blocked ALL comments on the you tube channel, how can the "revelation" happen?

January 3, 2012 9:32 AM



all the wacko comments forced him to block brah, it looked bad and drove people away that had valid questions dude.

besides, the people can comment here.....

everything has its place

Anonymous said...

anything new goin' on here in 2012??




or can i just check in next year?




if there is a next year....?

Anonymous said...

tree falls in the forest said...
now that iamaphoney has blocked ALL comments on the you tube channel, how can the "revelation" happen?

January 3, 2012 9:32



hey brah, THE COMMENTS AREN'T BLOCKED

you lookin' kind of wrong about now

Anonymous said...

just chekin' in, 4
twenty-twelve,
sum thin knot write,
c ya in '13

PEACE

Anonymous said...

if there is a next year....?

January 3, 2012 10:01 AM


so far, we are several days into it

see how they run said...

You mean several days out of it.

Anonymous said...

結果どうなるかというと、下請け企業は、「そんなことは出来ない」と東電に言えず、作業員に偽造の健康診断書、もしくはそれに近いものを「自主的に」出させる。それがマスコミにバレれば「私たちは指示はしていない」と言って、クビを切る。こういうことが原発のほぼ全てのエリアにおいて、日常的に行われている。

Anonymous said...

suck a dick tokyo

Anonymous said...

lol

Faither McCartney said...

No one was saved.

Anonymous said...

oh well

not my fault nor is it my problem

Anonymous said...

well it is actually my problem lol, but i won't be fixing it

Anonymous said...

blagh

Anonymous said...

gahzoontite

Anonymous said...

achooooo

Anonymous said...

jesus christ, i cannot stop sneezing

Anonymous said...

oh wait, i'm talking about myself again aren't i...

YUP.

jesus christ said...

God bless you!

Anonymous said...

4-007

Groovey Lennon said...

If this scene is around in 2012, the masses will be where I am today, and I should be as groovy as Jesus by then.

Anonymous said...

pfprap could pretend to be muah all he likes.. but bad news being, i've never thought of writing music or even picking up a guitar..

however, when the king gets his gifts

*cough* lots of *cough cough* sex *cough*

maybe i'll consider it and see how things turn out

Anonymous said...

but come on now, if everyones waiting for paul to back me up...

nothing will change for a while

Anonymous said...

and what's up with this "come home macca" bullcrap

bloody bullocks and rubbish

lol i'm not really british but i just LOVE the idea of insults in their language

Anonymous said...

and what's up with this "come home macca" bullcrap

bloody bullocks and rubbish

lol i'm not really british but i just LOVE the idea of insults in their language

Anonymous said...

pfprap is joking, duh

Anonymous said...

clearly, reality begs to differ

Anonymous said...

well the whole thing is bollocks whether it's pleading Macca to come home, saying you are Jesus Lennon, or thinking you are a female Paul reincarnation.

we call it the interwebs

Anonymous said...

LOL

the female paul is the weirdest shit i've ever heard of

Anonymous said...

oh hi, i'm paul but i have a va jay jay.....



on the other hand, that MAKES SENSE.

ouch. one point for team lennonz on the count of a straightup dissing.

Anonymous said...

unless, everyone except yoko ono is on team lennonz..

then that would suck.. cause.. she doesn't go on here....

we must get her on here so we can make fun of her.

Anonymous said...

You continue to do that LOO ZER

The rest odf us have real work to do

see youself at comicon!

Anonymous said...

PS Yoko look at me!

Anonymous said...

4021

Anonymous said...

Hi va jay jay


I Love You!




Lol

Anonymous said...

4999

Anonymous said...

Done!



Oh thank god

Anonymous said...

sorry luv, your off by about..900 posts..

Anonymous said...

one less

Anonymous said...

two less

Anonymous said...

three less more

the little indian said...

and then there were none

Anonymous said...

you better hurry cus it's going fast

Anonymous said...

what's going fast

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i agree

to hell with the pigeons

Anonymous said...

Like taking candy away from babies

Anonymous said...

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