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Cease and desist you naughty boy.
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PFPrap2000 (5 hours ago) Spam Marked as spam HEY WITCH-LIAR-ROBOT-MINATURE-TRICKSTER-ALIEN-FOOD- PEOPLE!!!
THE WORLD WAS CREATED..
IT STARTED WITH A BLACK SCREEN AND SOMEONE CREATING A LINE OF WHITE
I CAN REMEMBER CERTAIN THINGS, WHICH I WILL REVEAL AND WHICH I HAVE REVEALED IN THE LYRICS OF MY HIP-HOP SONGS
THE SUN AND THE MOON REPRESENT THE GODS... I AM THE SUN (JESUS) SPREADER OF LOVE
I KNOW PART OF THE SECRET... AND I'M PLANNING ON TELLING EVERYONE
If you're claiming to be the Sun and Jesus, that officially makes you the new Antichrist.
iamaphoney had the nerve to.. "block" Eliaxtro, yet he hasn't gotten rid of PFPrap.. that's fucking strange
This blows.
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iamaphoney had the nerve to.. "block" Eliaxtro, yet he hasn't gotten rid of PFPrap.. that's fucking strange
well either there are many wacko PID people who think they are John Lennon or Jesus (kinda like Manson and Chapman), or Phoney brings out the irrational wacko in everyone, or that rap idiot is the original wacko S3an L3nnon or George Kush.
THE SUN AND THE MOON REPRESENT THE GODS... I AM THE SUN (JESUS) SPREADER OF LOVE
I KNOW PART OF THE SECRET... AND I'M PLANNING ON TELLING EVERYONE
If you're claiming to be the Sun and Jesus, that officially makes you the new Antichrist.
Absolutely true, although this dude is probably joking. If he isn't then yeah, he's just like Manson who claimed to be Jesus and countless other idiots. But the "real" Antichrist (which is the wrong word, it's the Beast) is supposed to be a world leader and worshiped as a god, which the rap dude isn't hahaha.
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. - Matthew 24
iamaphoney had the nerve to.. "block" Eliaxtro, yet he hasn't gotten rid of PFPrap.. that's fucking strange
well either there are many wacko PID people who think they are John Lennon or Jesus (kinda like Manson and Chapman), or Phoney brings out the irrational wacko in everyone, or that rap idiot is the original wacko S3an L3nnon or George Kush.
December 17, 2011 1:09 PM
wait lol WAIT LOL
some idiot actually thinks S3AN is PFPRap?
LOL YOURE A FUCKING MORON
and i say that because i'm not one of them
look i'm iameye now
lol
hello everyone and welcome to the 2012 all star game, i'm joe buck alongside tim mccarver and tim, what a game we have in store tonight
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. - Matthew 24
Lots of idiots have claimed to be Jesus, but I don't really know of anyone who has called himself Christ that deceived many.
Anonymous said...
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. - Matthew 24
Lots of idiots have claimed to be Jesus, but I don't really know of anyone who has called himself Christ that deceived many.
the one I know caused mass panic
lol
Take 23
Take 20 -- 7
Hey Jude Backwards
--
Nah Nah Nah Nah Saint Paul
I'm mah mah mah mah singing
The walrus was Paul standing on the cast iron shore, yeah
Lennon called himself Christ once when he was on acid (at an Apple meeting) and didn't deceive "many" into thinking he was Jesus, except a few nut jobs around here.
Jesus also said he would return "quickly" and "soon" and within the lifetimes of his disciples.
Anonymous said...
Lennon called himself Christ once when he was on acid (at an Apple meeting) and didn't deceive "many" into thinking he was Jesus, except a few nut jobs around here.
December 17, 2011 6:59 PM
Hey brah, I'm on your side.. but it's when the nut jobs come up to you and tell you that you're Jesus - that's the part I don't like..
Paul McCartney is an E.T.
that no man
Behold Thy Mother
Because the Sky is Blue
ELIAXTRO (2 days ago)
Thanks for blocking my EliasCrowe account from commenting here.
Tell me to do what I wilt and then block me from commenting here.
You people are out of line. Blue Meanies is what you are.
You need to turn that frown upside down. AlRight ?
MikeyNL1038 (2 days ago)
What did you do that made Them upset?
Mike, why did you capitalize the word "Them"?
Is iamphoney a people?
Like "Italians" or "French", that spell check will not allow you to NOT capitalize?
And speaking of iamaphoney being a people...... IS HE A PLURAL?
I thought that documentary gal showed him in that mini film about him, just as a guy, with a couple of little guys with him. Side kicks, brothers maybe?
Did EliasCrowe piss "Them" off, or just iamaphoney?
Since when did iamaphoney block people?
Is the "Them" blocking people without iamaphoney's knowledge?
Because doing that is kind of against "Do what Thou Wilt".
Because you cant do wilt if you are blocked.
Since when did iamaphoney block people?
Is the "Them" blocking people without iamaphoney's knowledge?
Because doing that is kind of against "Do what Thou Wilt".
Because you cant do wilt if you are blocked.
December 17, 2011 11:43 PM
Unless......
by blocking EliasCrowe, iamaphoney or "Them" is "doing what they wilt".....
Unless......
by blocking EliasCrowe, iamaphoney or "Them" is "doing what they wilt".....
December 17, 2011 11:45 PM
Doing what "Them" wilt..
Looks like PFPrap didn't pass the audition..
Doing what "Them" wilt..
December 17, 2011 11:47 PM
Doing what everybody wilt is Chaos, and chaos is fair?
Looks like PFPrap didn't pass the audition..
December 17, 2011 11:59 PM
why do you say this?
What is the meaning?
Well, he's from Long Island..
He claims to have killed people..
and there is a serial killer from Long Island that nobody knows about..
My Jude senses are tingling
can someone please tell me if this rapper is John Lennon or not?
has anyone talked to him?
maybe like Houdini did with his wife, he had secret questions and answers to prove to her that he was indeed Houdini if he came back from the dead.
Maybe someone could ask him some secret questions?
Yoko?
Go
Well, he's from Long Island..
He claims to have killed people..
December 18, 2011 12:10 AM
Why do you say that John Lennon killed people, or is from Long Island?
Is this some inside joke?
please dont answer with beatle song quotes, "any damn place", "Vermouth pick up the white courtesy phone", or "see you at comic-con"
Pfprap isn't Lennon...
check the comments on Iamaphoney's youtube page lmao
can someone please tell me if this rapper is John Lennon or not?
has anyone talked to him?
December 18, 2011 12:40 AM
i talked to him. he told me he uses drugs. he told me he is going to hell. he said he was john lennon, jesus, and satan.
he said i was a fucking moron.
so at least he was right about that last thing.
Anonymous said...
Pfprap isn't Lennon...
December 18, 2011 12:54 AM
can we say this for sure?
Anonymous said...
check the comments on Iamaphoney's youtube page lmao
December 18, 2011 12:55 AM
whoa, sounds like a very troubled or very attention seeking individual
Pfprap isn't Lennon...
December 18, 2011 12:54 AM
who is the dude in the iamaphoney videos with the lennon nose?
isn't that pfprap? the nose is uncanny.
someone call faulconandNosejob and get her on the case
is the case closed? said...
Anonymous said...
Pfprap isn't Lennon...
December 18, 2011 12:54 AM
can we say this for sure?
December 18, 2011 1:00 AM
Yes.. because the actual moron himself is telling you
Anonymous said...
Pfprap isn't Lennon...
December 18, 2011 12:54 AM
who is the dude in the iamaphoney videos with the lennon nose?
isn't that pfprap? the nose is uncanny.
someone call faulconandNosejob and get her on the case
December 18, 2011 1:06 AM
PFPrap came to me first..
Kind of put the wrong message out there..
lol
And when I say this of course I'm saying that I'm the real Paul McCartney :) :)
or wait.. it goes a little more like this
;) ;)
yikes look at the time..
got to go..
private yacht party
pinkys up
Yes.. because the actual moron himself is telling you
December 18, 2011 1:15 AM
wait,
which moron?
HE TOLD ME I WAS THE MORON
there is more then one moron?!?
And when I say this of course I'm saying that I'm the real Paul McCartney :) :)
December 18, 2011 1:19 AM
it would be pretty weird if you were dude. i dont buy it. but, i am a moron.
seriously can't do this much longer man.
seriously can't do this much longer man.
December 18, 2011 1:35 AM
Elias Crow quit too. so you are in good company.
mia mellodies company.....
there are pictures, it all makes sense now.
really not, but the comapany is getting smaller.
Soon, it will only be "Them"
Why can't people here just be themselves man?
Does everyone need to be Paul, or John Lennon or Jesus or satan?
Cant you all be Mike the rapper?
How come no one wants to be themselves?
Disciples of Moron said...
Yes.. because the actual moron himself is telling you
December 18, 2011 1:15 AM
wait,
which moron?
HE TOLD ME I WAS THE MORON
there is more then one moron?!?
December 18, 2011 1:26 AM
Well.. moron
When PFP came to me a few years ago, I told him whatever basically..
This is when I had thought to myself "Oh, THAT'S ME?!"
lol
So anyway, while I was getting messages from God knows what.. I had been talking with PFP, who seemed like a pretty normal person.. After a while of going back and fourth between which one of us is actually Lennon (which isnt him) I just stopped replying..
And now when I try talking some sense into him, he doesn't even reply..
Guess his rising fame wasn't good enough for the actual topic of conversation these days..
lol
Anonymous said...
Why can't people here just be themselves man?
Does everyone need to be Paul, or John Lennon or Jesus or satan?
Cant you all be Mike the rapper?
How come no one wants to be themselves
Well... I tried being John a few years ago, and that didn't really work..
So then I tried being Paul and it was really good for a while..
Then a bunch of people came to me and told me I was John...
so you see where we are having problems...
You know what they say, nothing like long hair and sideburns
Don't pluck your eyebrows
remember.
check.
ok good.
So you are John Lennon and not Pfp?
that's the new nickname now adays
don't need to write songs to get called that
let's just leave it at that for now
lol
Step Up.
Right this way.
I`m preparing the world for TheRevelAtion.
lol
now we're talking
lol
interesting stuff here
who is the dude in the iamaphoney videos with the lennon nose?
Hans Buchardt
who is the dude in the iamaphoney videos with the lennon nose?
Hans Buchardt
hahah for once an actual true answer
interesting stuff here
sure, if you're batshit crazy
iamaphoney is Martin Heurlin.
iamaphoney is Martin Heurlin.
no shit, Sherlock
keep staring at the Sgt Pepper cover and watching Paul videos
olk
that's split screen
lol
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lol
Pepper reference.
2014
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opps
^^^
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it's time!
I wish Tafultong would come back home for Christmas. If only in my dreams..
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spin the mumbers
Numbers!
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lol
Did you know that the new inside joke is Anything Chicken ?
Easy now, here, take my ladder.. not only is it tall enough to reach all seven levels, but ALSO, you can hop off the superstones whenever you'd like.
Comes free with the iamaphoney private cloud package
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU WERE A REAL INSIDER
kthx
For this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU WERE A REAL INSIDER
kthx
he's dead already
lol
that's the joke
lol
Anonymous said...
I wish Tafultong would come back home for Christmas. If only in my dreams..
December 18, 2011 6:11 PM
What the fuck?
This blog is just..
bad
Benny Hen said...
Did you know that the new inside joke is Anything Chicken ?
December 18, 2011 7:58 PM
makes plenty of sense..
definately..
inside joke of the century, no doubt..
too bad nobody gets it at all..
Pluck you, egg hole!
hey -- i have an idea.. let's talk about how horrible our holidays are going
that sounds like LOTS of fun
Fowl McCluckney said...
Pluck you, egg hole!
December 18, 2011 11:32 PM
Bite me.
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what did we say? Wednesday morning?
peace of cake
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hey -- i have an idea.. let's talk about how horrible our holidays are going
that sounds like LOTS of fun
sing along with madonna
The sky is falling!
blue sub -urban skies!
lol
you're so vain.
you probably think this blog is about you.
I Was You
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"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we've passed the audition"
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boo you whore
rock star
you know
like from the sky
lol
My only friend, the end.
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Game over.
Back to the Egg
IS TIM TEBOW JESUS OR IS LENNON?
BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS PFPRAP TIM TEBOW?!?
I WISH SOMEONE COULD TELL ME
MY BET IS ON A FOOTBALL GAME AND IF PFPRAP2000 IS TIM TEBOW I AM IN MONEY TROUBLE,
I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT $200 IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME RIGHT NOW, IF I LOOSE I AM OUT $200, IF I WIN I WILL MAKE $2,000
I NEED THAT $200! I HAVE GAMBLING PROBLEMS
IF I WIN....
I CAN BET ON TEN MORE PFPTEBOWJESUS GAMES (200x10=2000)
OF COURSE YOU SEE MY DILEMMA
DOES PFP DO MORE THEN RAP?
HOW IS HIS THROWING ARM?
ALSO, IF PFP IS TEBOW AND JESUS DOES HE PRAY TO HIMSELF?
I AM SURE TO WIN AT THAT POINT
IF I WIN THE $2000, AND RE-BET IT, THEN I WILL HAVE $40,000, IF I RE-RE-BET THAT I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE. I WILL GIVE 10% OF THIS BACK TO GOD, THEN GOD WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE TOO IF GOD THEN BETS ON HIMSELF-TEBOPFPRAPJESUSLENNON
I THINK GOD IS A BETTING MAN, I CAN TELL BECAUSE WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE AND I HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM
And I thought I was having problems..
You're fucked lol
boo
best quality is 240p
must shay sho
Think about, think about, how many times I have fallen.
I THINK GOD IS A BETTING MAN, I CAN TELL BECAUSE WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE AND I HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
good stuff, dude.
all my most important work is done via YouTube
Move out.
Whatever, few more daze and it's over, one way or another.
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IS TIM TEBOW JESUS OR IS LENNON?
BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS PFPRAP TIM TEBOW?!?
I WISH SOMEONE COULD TELL ME
MY BET IS ON A FOOTBALL GAME AND IF PFPRAP2000 IS TIM TEBOW I AM IN MONEY TROUBLE,
I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT $200 IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME RIGHT NOW, IF I LOOSE I AM OUT $200, IF I WIN I WILL MAKE $2,000
I NEED THAT $200! I HAVE GAMBLING PROBLEMS
IF I WIN....
I CAN BET ON TEN MORE PFPTEBOWJESUS GAMES (200x10=2000)
OF COURSE YOU SEE MY DILEMMA
DOES PFP DO MORE THEN RAP?
HOW IS HIS THROWING ARM?
ALSO, IF PFP IS TEBOW AND JESUS DOES HE PRAY TO HIMSELF?
I AM SURE TO WIN AT THAT POINT
IF I WIN THE $2000, AND RE-BET IT, THEN I WILL HAVE $40,000, IF I RE-RE-BET THAT I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE. I WILL GIVE 10% OF THIS BACK TO GOD, THEN GOD WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE TOO IF GOD THEN BETS ON HIMSELF-TEBOPFPRAPJESUSLENNON
I THINK GOD IS A BETTING MAN, I CAN TELL BECAUSE WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE AND I HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM
December 19, 2011 10:36 PM
stupidest thing ever, didnt laugh even once, you are so pathetic and hypergraphia. read it again, just now. STILL NOT FUNNY
god has a GAMBLING PROBLEM??!?!?!!?
WRONG
god is perfect by the way, this week is his birthday in case you didn't know. do YOU like to be insulted on YOUR birthday?
You are off balance, and are insane, and worst of all,
NOT FUNNY.
sure would be cool if pfprap2000 could busta rhyme right about now,
or, if someone could just lay a random beatle song quote right after this comment. In fact, if someone doesn't, I might have to do it myself.
however i am drinking, probably wont.
good thing god doesn't have a drinking problem, like i do.
PFPrap2000 (9 minutes ago)
ASSHOLES.. YOU ALL KNOW I'M JOHN LENNON AND JESUS...
FUCK YOU GUYS FOR LYING THIS WHOLE TIME..
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU GUYS TALKING TO ME AND FUCKING WORSHIPPING ME??
IF YOU KNEW ME PERSONALLY YOU WOULD REALIZE WHO I AM, I AM JUST LIKE JOHN LENNON IN CERTAIN WAYS..
I'M NOT JOKING, I'M JOHN LENNON AND JESUS
December 20, 2011 9:09 PM
huh, 9:09 PM?
wow, this is seriously fucking crazy. wtf?
is this guy jesus, really?
or is he john lennon?
or both?
OR IS HE THE BEST RAPPER/BEATLE EVER?
yup, john jesus lennon people....
belief it
sure would be cool if pfprap2000 could busta rhyme right about now,
or,
December 20, 2011 8:28 PM
god damn, he did it. he did it people, the gauntlet has been thrown, the rap challenge it on!
YOUR TURN IAMAPHONEY!
top that mother fucker....
iamaphoney doesnt rap dude....
Anonymous said...
iamaphoney doesnt rap dude....
December 20, 2011 9:29 PM
listen to the right album(tm) fucker
ARE3RA mother fucker....
SONGS... NOT RAPS...
get with the program jesus, rap is so yesterday.
get with the program jesus, rap is so yesterday.
December 20, 2011 9:54 PM
John Jesus Lennon has something to say about that dude.
actually,
Jesus John Lennon has something to RAP about that dude.
pfprap2000????
It should be
PFPrap2012
see the 12 there?
its this year dude!
2 0 1 2
fuck that
Give Peace on Earth a Chance
Anonymous said...
Jesus also said he would return "quickly" and "soon" and within the lifetimes of his disciples.
--there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, and saying, "Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.",,
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness,,
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.--
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Peace on Earth
Translation:
Peace is ON Earth.
Doy!
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Can't you see the real me?
I'm serious that this is the end, you know.
so there's that
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wow
way off lol
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number nine
do YOU like to be insulted on YOUR birthday?
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and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.--
translation: Global Warming
Asked when the end times would happen, Jesus said: "Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
When he says "this generation" he means within the lifetime of his audience, and in every other case when he uses the word "generation" it means a finite period (20-50 years). There is no way around this, even though some have resorted to reinterpreting the passage to make it fit like Cinderella's slipper (sound familiar?). Since Jesus did not return visibly, the believers say, and since he cannot have made a wrong prediction, then he must have returned in some spiritual sense, even though the evidence for that is totally lacking and contradicts what he says about his return elsewhere.
And Christians continue to come up with lawyerly explanations for that prediction, some of them quite complex, but c'mon, was the bible supposed to be so confusing that only the experts can figure out what Jesus is saying? If he HAD returned quickly then of course no one would have questioned the passage. In fact, it is only because he did not return in the first century that anyone debates the passage in the first place.
See you at Comicon!
and to the person who clearly misinterprets the idea that one year for us = 1,000 years for God, no. The idea he was trying to convey was that it doesn't matter how much time passes by our clocks, God will make good on his promises.
God is not a human being subject to time and space - He's eternal, the opposite of time. There are no clocks in eternity. Eternity is not a really really long time.
and for these dudes on the Phoney channel trying to force fit the Beatles onto the description of the Beast, wow do you goofballs ever have a tame idea of what/who the Beast is, and what constitutes evil. You're going to compare a pop band to Caligula or Hitler or countless other historical figures who much better fit the description?
No one can make war with the Beast. And yet Lennon was murdered by some idiot who thinks a lot like you guys. No one can buy or sell without taking the mark of the Beast. The Beast performs miracles. No one ever claimed the Beatles performed miracles, unless you count the double A side Penny Lane/Srawberry Fields hahaha.
And no one was ever killed for not worshiping the Beatles.
Sorry kids. . .you might not like the Beatles but they aren't Beast material, much as you might like them to be.
uhhh.. what?
what?
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What?
A generation has NOTHING to do with years.
Read Genesis 2:4.
Preterism is so stupid.
Anonymous said...
do YOU like to be insulted on YOUR birthday?
December 21, 2011 11:27 AM
lol
close but no cigar
;) ;)
A generation has NOTHING to do with years.
Read Genesis 2:4.
Preterism is so stupid.
Preterism is stupid, but it only came about due to necessity, because the scholars couldn't explain away the passage by giving a different meaning to "this generation" than it means everywhere else in the New Testament. Not even by appealing to the use of "generations" in the Old Testament. Besides, there are many other passages that clearly state that Jesus' return was imminent. As stated previously, no one would have ever disputed that "this generation" meant "soon" had it not happened. Otherwise, Jesus might well have said something like, "Verily, this will not happen for at least a thousand years" or something to that effect.
Now learn this parable from the fig tree: As soon as its branch becomes tender and sprouts leaves, you know that summer is near. In the same way, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near—at the door! I assure you: This generation will certainly not pass away until all these things take place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will never pass away
all this talk talk talk about sprouting leaves and tender branches and dying generations!
what's it all mean?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
lol
"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."
This was addressed to the people. Standing there. In front of Jesus. Anyway, it goes to show that if you don't want people to be confused about what you say, either don't say it or make sure you spell it out really clearly.
Hear that, Phoney?
I was living in 30 AD and a group of us went to question Jesus about this big End Times thing. So we asked him how WE would know when it was about to happen. He didn't say "Uh, you guys aren't gonna be around when it happens." He said this to us:
"In the same way, when YOU see all these things, recognize that He is near—at the door!"
He told us WE would see all these signs and WE would know it was about to happen. So we waited and and they didn't happen. Now you're telling me he wasn't really talking to us? He was talking to people thousands of years later?
nice try
Maybe he's talking about the fig tree passing away, the generation tree.
And Heaven and earth will pass away at that point.
Just saying.
He told us WE would see all these signs and WE would know it was about to happen.
you see them every day, so yeah you should know
2Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
There shall come?
Shall come in the last days?
Oh. I guess Peter didn't believe he was living in the last days like the stupid Preterists believe he was.
at the very gates.
lol
Fireman likes You too
lol
here shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
seen plenty of that
911
Well if he was talking figuratively about a fig tree and generations far into the future he wouldn't have said to his contemporary audience "Some of YOU standing HERE will not die until this happens."
And he would not have said he was coming "quickly." There are other words he could have used. Anyway, none of makes sense, anyway, because it isn't a fair system of belief. Billions of people never get a chance to decide if they believe (even if they would have believed given the chance) because of where they happen to grow up (such as Asia).
So a 12-year old in China dies in an avalanche. Never heard of the New Testament. He goes to hell. "Why am I being punished?" he says to the devil.
"Yeah, this is the part of the job I hate. . ."
Thank God these are the Last Days, really.
"And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come."
WOW! Really?
A girl trips and cut her hands.. said the devil was trying to get to her..
I looked, laughed, and asked her if she was on drugs..
She was never seen again.
^.^
SHOWED THAT BITCH LOL
Yeah. If everything in Matthew 24 was to happen within the lifetime of the apostles....
WHY DO THEY DIE AT VERSE 9 ?
lol
the word "quickly" has to do with being alive, full of LIFE
rather interesting choice of word, huh?
lol
"This is the gospel that you heard and THAT HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED to every creature under heaven, and of which I, Paul, have become a servant."
Paul had already claimed the gospel HAD been taught to the entire world. They were ignorant of the fact that the Americas even existed. Anyway, you will not a find a single credible Greek language expert of NT scholar who will re-interpret the word "quickly" in the context it was used as meaning other than "imminent."
meaning
catch me
i'm FALLING
LOL
clearly i can't be pfprap because my sense of humor is one of a kind
still dashing and witty on my own rights
;) ;)
Well if he was talking figuratively about a fig tree and generations far into the future he wouldn't have said to his contemporary audience "Some of YOU standing HERE will not die until this happens."
both the fig tree and the people stood, some generating of themselves into the future, right?
The "quickly" thing is explained in 2 Peter:
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
And this is in the same context of the "last days" and "day of the Lord".
Jesus has been gone.. like 2 days, brah.
Give it a rest.
He's coming back soon.
Luke 9:27 But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God.
And John (the one that wrote Revelation) was one of those people.
John 21:23 Then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple should not die: yet Jesus said not unto him, He shall not die; but, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee?
Didn't you know that God is able to show people things before they happen?
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
And this is in the same context of the "last days" and "day of the Lord".
Well you are almost alone then, because most NT scholars (believers mind you) acknowledge the difficulty of reconciling Jesus' statements (and Paul's) that he would return while some of his disciples were still alive. 2 Peter, many scholars will tell you, was written much later (obviously disputed but very strong evidence for it), and therefore HAD to explain why Jesus had not returned.
Bottom line is this: with something as important as salvation, it's best to explain clearly to avoid such debate, even among believers, right? With hindsight, I can tell you it would have been far wiser to say "NO man knows the day or hour, or century, or millennium, that these things will take place."
One sentence would have avoided the issue altogether -
and no one can answer why the 10-year old in China is punished for not believing something he knows nothing about. You can only guess, but it makes no sense logically.
"For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be."
WOW! Really?
That happened in the first century?
Preterism is flippin' stupid.
MikeyNL1038 (15 hours ago)
PFP, you've been spamming this page for years now.
If you want us to fuck off, then all you need to do is stop coming here.
If Lennon would reincarnate, he would choose a wiser person than you... and wouldn't troll Paul McCartney's youtube page in this way.
cheers,
Michael
WAIT...... WHAT??!?!?
So now, the IAMAPHONEY CHANNEL is
"Paul McCartney's youtube page"???
MikeNL, you are saying that PFPrap2000 is "trolling" Paul McCartney's Youtube channel which is the iamaphoney channel?
"This is the gospel that you heard and THAT HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED to every creature under heaven, and of which I, Paul, have become a servant."
Paul had already claimed the gospel HAD been taught to the entire world.
Yes, because it has been encoded in your DNA a mighty long time.
The barefoot servant is just a Good, uh, Replica.
lol
"Well you are almost alone then,"
Not really.
Go into almost any church and ask the pastor or preacher, "Is Jesus coming back soon, or did he already come?"
Most of them will tell you that Jesus hasn't returned, unless they happen to be a stupid Preterist.
MikeNL,
If Lennon reincarnated and made you the offical spokesperson for iamaphoney, who you are now claiming is Paul McCartney, he probably would have chosen someone wiser then YOU.
"For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be."
WOW! Really?
That happened in the first century?
No, but they thought it was going to happen. So did Jesus.
Pot calling the kettle black mikenl,
you are admonishing pfp for "being" jesus and lennon, while you are claiming that iamaphoney is mccartney.
leave poor PFPjesusraplennon2000, he is only slightly more crazy then you.
MikeNL,
If Lennon reincarnated and made you the offical spokesperson for iamaphoney, who you are now claiming is Paul McCartney, he probably would have chosen someone wiser then YOU.
I think Mikey is saying that PRRAP is spamming the ACTUAL Paul McCartney YouTube page as well as Phoney's.
Go into almost any church and ask the pastor or preacher, "Is Jesus coming back soon, or did he already come?"
well, obviously they are denying Christ this very moment, so forget them
I think Mikey is saying that PRRAP is spamming the ACTUAL Paul McCartney YouTube page as well as Phoney's.
He would have to mean that, because every nutjob who thinks he Lennon or Paul has been spamming Phoney's page for years. In fact, pretty much the only people who comment on Phoney's YOuTube site are hypergraphete batshit crazies.
not that they're the only ones
Go into almost any church and ask the pastor or preacher, "Is Jesus coming back soon, or did he already come?"
Which Church? Which preacher? That's why there are so many denominations. This way, if you want the answer you seek, you go to the church that already agrees with your belief. If you walk into an LDS church their experts will tell you a whole different story.
I think Mikey is saying that PRRAP is spamming the ACTUAL Paul McCartney YouTube page as well as Phoney's.
YOU totally spammed MY page
and you STILL don't care what you are doing.
Behold, it over quickly, too.
to be fair, any commentary involving Paul McCartney being dead or a reptile or whatever, may be characterized as spam.
this entire comments section of the blog is spam, because no one comments about Phoney any more.
Matthew 24
9 = apostles killed. according to tradition they all were persecuted and killed within the first century.
11 = false prophets arise. still happening these days with people like Harold Camping, not limited to Christianity.
12 = iniquity will abound. still happening.
14 = the gospel preached in all the world. still happening, especially in China.
14 = "the end"
If Jesus meant that these things would happen within the first century.. why are most of them still happening?
Go back to verse 1&2.
And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple. And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
So Jesus was predicting the destruction of the temple?
Well.. that happened.
Almost everything he said would happen.. has happened.
If you want to deny the Bible, alright. If you want to argue about the text you'd best go back and study.
So Jesus was predicting the destruction of the temple?
Well.. that happened.
yesterday
Shirley Temple blew into a million peaces. Did you see it?
since you do not believe in hell I am here to make your life a living one
A few more days and you'r on your own.
Too bad you missed the interview.
what is UP with the chicken jokes, man?
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