Friday, July 24, 2009

"Turn Me On Dead Man" Premier Tonight



This new film will premier at the L.A. Shorts Fest tonight, July 24, 2009.

Drop me a line if you happen to catch it.

664 comments:

  1. Elias Crowe said:
    the best news was that august 2 is going to be the big reveal for the next level

    Once again, you must first have a level before going to the next.

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  2. Once again, you must first have a level before going to the next.

    July 24, 2009 10:01 AM



    When you live in your parents basement, any level is NEXT LEVEL,

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  3. Thanks for the regular updates Tafultong!

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  4. Elias Crowe said:
    the best news was that august 2 is going to be the big reveal for the next level



    got "code" to go along with that buddy?



    /"code" or it didnt happen

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  5. Bible code or just regular satanic Beatles code?

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  6. how about a scoup of both?

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  7. "When you live in your parents basement, any level is NEXT LEVEL"

    Now that was funny!

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  8. RDP 7 7554
    ENKC YNINY ANINYRCVFE
    JQVBXNL CREPF OFKCAFC
    BNC LFDA UNTFUNA AVEPB CF:
    Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    Fgnarcvfe Bcnrycq Qvttdg
    Gafwntc Gnccvtfrc
    VE ODYY NOONTC!
    ANINYRCVFE ENKC YNINY
    Bdk vc q3cnab!

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  9. GARDEN LEVEL DWELLERSJuly 24, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    "When you live in your parents basement, any level is NEXT LEVEL"


    We like to call it "GARDEN LEVEL"
    INSTEAD of basement

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  10. Next time a girl asks me where i live, my answer...

    garden level...

    not

    my moms basement

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  11. sounds classy!

    THX IAMAPHONEY!

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  12. Secret Crow said...
    RDP 7 7554
    ENKC YNINY ANINYRCVFE
    JQVBXNL CREPF OFKCAFC
    BNC LFDA UNTFUNA AVEPB CF:
    Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    Fgnarcvfe Bcnrycq Qvttdg
    Gafwntc Gnccvtfrc
    VE ODYY NOONTC!
    ANINYRCVFE ENKC YNINY
    Bdk vc q3cnab!

    July 24, 2009 10:27 AM


    AUG 2 2009
    NEXT LEVEL REVELATION
    WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
    SET YOUR DECODER RINGS TO:



    i let you figure the rest, the usual... nothing....

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  13. whiskey-tango-foxtrot
    a form of "what the *uck"

    - it is WTF spelled out in military alphabet

    At the movie theater concession:
    "I'll have the milk duds, small popcorn, and a small soda."
    "That'll be $16.40."
    "Whiskey-tango-foxtrot??"

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  14. why the codes? why not just tell us what you know?

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  15. Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    =
    Operation Mia Melodies



    i mean come on..... seriously....

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  16. "Operation Mia Melodies" is
    sooooo GARDEN LEVEL

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  17. whiskey-tango-foxtrotJuly 24, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    mia melodies AGAIN?


    W T F!?!

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  18. Anonymous said...
    "Operation Mia Melodies" is
    sooooo GARDEN LEVEL

    July 24, 2009 10:42 AM



    Uh HELLO!?!
    Thats why AUG 2 is going to be

    NEXT LEVEL!

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  19. Good post taf! maybe the NUTTERS can sneak a camera in the premier and youtube it for us garden level dwellers

    /23 minutes long

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  20. Secret Crow said...
    RDP 7 7554
    ENKC YNINY ANINYRCVFE
    JQVBXNL CREPF OFKCAFC
    BNC LFDA UNTFUNA AVEPB CF:
    Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    Fgnarcvfe Bcnrycq Qvttdg
    Gafwntc Gnccvtfrc
    VE ODYY NOONTC!
    ANINYRCVFE ENKC YNINY
    Bdk vc q3cnab!




    q3cnab!

    is h8ters.....


    i kid you not

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  21. Anonymous said...
    Good post taf! maybe the NUTTERS can sneak a camera in the premier and youtube it for us garden level dwellers

    /23 minutes long

    July 24, 2009 10:44 AM



    WILL IAMAPHONEY LEAVE A SUITCASE / BRIEFCASE THERE?!?!?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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  22. WILL IAMAPHONEY LEAVE A SUITCASE / BRIEFCASE THERE?!?!?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

    July 24, 2009 10:47 AM



    and what youtube site will be the first to leak the behind the scenes footage?????!??

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  23. Secret Crow said...
    RDP 7 7554
    ENKC YNINY ANINYRCVFE
    JQVBXNL CREPF OFKCAFC
    BNC LFDA UNTFUNA AVEPB CF:
    Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    Fgnarcvfe Bcnrycq Qvttdg
    Gafwntc Gnccvtfrc
    VE ODYY NOONTC!
    ANINYRCVFE ENKC YNINY
    Bdk vc q3cnab!


    Elias/Miles/Whaledreamers/LewisCarrol, surely you know by now that no one in PID land is interested in these codes. C'mon!

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  24. My Big Fat Phoney WeddingJuly 24, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    It's an INVITATION!!

    to a CELEBRATION!

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  25. Iamaphoney Blog TranslatorJuly 24, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    "Elias/Miles/Whaledreamers/LewisCarrol, surely you know by now that no one in PID land is interested in these codes. C'mon!

    July 24, 2009 11:53 AM"


    TRANSLATION =

    No one in PID land is intelligent enough to UNDERSTAND CODES.



    /you going to take that PPL?

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  26. " surely you know by now that no one in PID land is interested in these codes"


    List of People interested in "Codes"


    1. Miles Deo
    2. Miles Denton Oliver


    If we assume that there are only 7 people here anymore reading the comment section, and 5 out of the 7 are the same people, then the majority of those left (2 out of 2) are interested in these codes.

    so there

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  27. From Mr. Oliver's World Blog

    http://milesdeo.blogspot.com/


    E
    06 - 06 -11
    Y
    09 - 09 - 11
    E

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  28. "List of People interested in "Codes"


    1. Miles Deo
    2. Miles Denton Oliver"




    3. Iamaphoney


    forgot that one

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  29. So they have a super majority

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  30. It's three against one... we've been surrounded Tafultong!

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  31. Anonymous said...
    It's three against one... we've been surrounded Tafultong!

    July 24, 2009 1:44 PM




    Speak for yourself Kemo Sabe!


    /kemo sabe means "Trusted Friend"

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  32. thank you mask man!

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  33. Here's a code for you all

    HFU B MJGF!

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  34. China, paper, or plastic?

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  35. Hey Miles/Elias/Whaledreamers/Lewis Carrol/actor portraying "living" Lennon in the PHoney vids:

    Might as well post as some fanboy, and reveal the answer to the codes. Kinda like when Phoney's Cronies pick up the suitcases. Inside jobs are the key to proper PID etiquitte.

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  36. "List of People interested in "Codes"


    1. Miles Deo
    2. Miles Denton Oliver"




    3. Iamaphoney


    forgot that one . .

    AND . . .

    4. Elias Crowe (see 1 & 2)

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  37. No one in PID land is intelligent enough to UNDERSTAND CODES.

    We will allow a code/cipher created by the Beatles for us to decode, even though the Beatles never did that, contrary to the code Phoney has created based on a mirror image of the Pepper Drum. These are made-up codes that don't count.

    We will not allow codes that someone created on their PC or yellow pad of paper simply because the codemaker is all into WWII and the Enigma machine.

    Good day.

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  38. Where we're going, we don't need codes.

    "Back From The Near Future"

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  39. By the way, all of us here at Nutters, The Org and IAAP are looking for women of loose morals so if you know of any young ladies between the ages of 18 and 25 who enjoy creating codes, worshipping Satan and hating on The Beatles please send them over.

    Thanks in advance.

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  40. PID Manifesto

    We consider any jokes Paul McCartney makes about PID to be confirmation of PID.

    We consider any refutation of PID by any of the Beatles, whether jokey or serious, to be false, based on the fact that it is the wrong answer otherwise.

    We consider the silence of everyone in the entire music/showbiz community to be a direct confirmation of PID.

    We consider all images of Paul, whether still or motion pictures, to prove beyond legal doubt that PID.

    We consider all Paul songs written after 1966 to be proof that Faul is a sucky songwriter and singer.

    We consider all of Faul's solo work, especially London Town, Back to the Egg, and Pipes of Peace, to be confirmation of his involvement with the Illuminati's plan to create music most people don't like unless they are really f**ing sentimental.

    We consider all songs, movies, books, oral stories, and logos by all companies, artists, governments, and writers to be confirmation of PID.

    Lastly, we consider all YouTube videos by all posters, especially those with Beatle-related screen names, to be confirmation of PID. All anti-PID videos, made by disinformation officials at the highest level of the shadow government, are confirmation of PID.

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  41. Who wrote that...Faulconsnowjob?

    "Oh God! 21 year old Paulie is soooo cute. He's so yummy! I hate older boys! I hate them! I hate them! I hate them!"

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  42. RDP 7 7554
    ENKC YNINY ANINYRCVFE
    JQVBXNL CREPF OFKCAFC
    BNC LFDA UNTFUNA AVEPB CF:
    Fgnarcvfe Zvr Znyfuvnb
    Fgnarcvfe Bcnrycq Qvttdg
    Gafwntc Gnccvtfrc
    VE ODYY NOONTC!
    ANINYRCVFE ENKC YNINY
    Bdk vc q3cnab!

    AUG 2 2009
    NEXT LEVEL REVELATION
    WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
    SET YOUR DECODER RINGS TO:
    Operation Mia Melodies
    Operation Stealth Hiccup
    Project Petticoat
    IN FULL EFFECT!
    REVELATION NEXT LEVEL
    SUX IT H8TERS!


    you guys are crazy

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  43. d. None of the above

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  44. We consider all songs, movies, books, oral stories, and logos by all companies, artists, governments, and writers to be confirmation of PID.



    lol

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  45. Hey Miles/Elias, how's the weather in KY?

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  46. Operation Stealth Hiccup!!!?!?!?


    WTF?!???!?!?


    NUTTERS IS RIGHT! YOU GUYS ARE WACKED!

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  47. Operation Stealth Hiccup... so secret its not even on his blog


    This code is obviously fake

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  48. SET YOUR DECODER RINGS TO:




    Hey hey hey now, I didnt get one. Are they in cracker jack boxes?

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  49. Ask the "Gardener" in the GARDEN LEVEL about that....

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  50. Hey Miles/Elias, how's the weather in KY?

    July 24, 2009 6:51 PM



    about 75°F
    light wind
    some clouds

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  51. Deo...Deooooo. daylight come and me wanna go home said...
    Operation Stealth Hiccup... so secret its not even on his blog


    This code is obviously fake

    July 24, 2009 8:35 PM



    I agree, it is not like Miles to post such a stupid code. "Sux it h8ters" ??

    This code obviously came from a splinter from inside the NUTTERS, a fifth column if you will. The NUTTER org is obviously experiencing problems of its own, probably from the bounced checks.

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  52. I agree, it is not like Miles to post such a stupid code. "Sux it h8ters" ??


    yes, the whole "Mia Melodies" and "Project Petticoat" fiasco...
    not stupid at all... and by not stupid i really mean very stupid.
    and i should know.. i am stupid.

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  53. I have a feeling all us doubting thomases who feel smug now will be preeeeety humbled on August 2 when the REVELATION is unleashed.

    And by humbled I mean full of mocking smug self-rightous hate.

    Not very cool, kind of theta if you ask me, which you didn't, but should have

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  54. "August 2 when the REVELATION is unleashed."


    whatever

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  55. Pushing the barriers, planting seeds

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  56. For all we know, our love will grow

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  57. Where we're going, we don't need codes.
    We'll just post any damn place we choose!

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  58. In Love with a Nun

    Musical / USA / 24 min.

    A wannabe rock star must square off against his biggest opponent of all, Jesus, to win back his wannabe nun girlfriend at the school talent show.

    Director: Ron Eltanal
    Producer: Dana Hodgdon
    Writer: Ron Eltanal

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  59. O Lord, Please don't let me beJuly 25, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Misunderstood

    Music Video / USA / 4 min.

    The misunderstood Phil Spector tells the world how he really feels through music.

    Director: George Frangides
    Producer: George Frangides
    Writer: George Frangides

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  60. It should have been 23 minutes....

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  61. What you've got to chooseJuly 25, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    Opening Night Special Guests
    Scarlett Fohansson, Fourteney Fox & Firsten Smith

    http://lashortsfest.com/content.asp?PageID=2

    The program includes Q & A participation with Scarlett, Fourteney and Firsten.

    “These Vagabond McCartney SHOES” Scarlett Johansson’s World Premiere directorial debut starring Kevin Francis Bacon

    “The Monday Before Thanksgiving he was killed” Fourteney Fox directorial debut starring Laura Dern cookies & Fourteney Fox

    “The Spleenectomy” Kirsten ‘Kiwi’ Smith directorial debut starring Anna Faris. Kirsten's screenwriting credits include the successful films ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Legally Blonde’ and (cough)‘The Ugly Truth about Faul’.

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  62. Squirrel Nutter BagJuly 25, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    http://lashortsfest.com/content.asp?PageID=11

    Saturday, July 25th, 12:00noon

    Coffee Chat: Making It Big In Shorts

    What do you do with your short after you start the festival circuit? How can you make money from your film? And how can you use your short film to launch your filmmaking career? In this hour-long seminar, Iamaphoney, short film reporter for indieWIRE and author of “Making it Big in Shoes: The Ultimate Filmmaker’s Guide to YouTube videos, 2nd Edition,” will present a game plan for success.
    Bring a suitcase!

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  63. " There can be no Missunderstanding."

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  64. Reception immediately following program serving SUSHI DAN horse d'oeuvres and IZZE dead? sparkilling drinks.

    http://lashortsfest.com/content.asp?PageID=29

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  65. Shaw Festival Theatre
    Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario, Canada

    http://www.shawfest.com/Home/Playbill/The-Devils-Disciple/Story

    "I knew from the first that the devil was my natural master and captain and friend." Faul McCartney

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  66. You mean Shaw McCartney?

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  67. "August 2 when the REVELATION is unleashed."




    unleashed the yawn

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  68. the yawn that could not be stopped

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  69. 8 MORE DAYS TO THE REVELATION!

    THE UNLEASHING OF THE REVELEATION!

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  70. 8 Days a Week
    Inside The Beatles Final World Tour


    Coming SOON!

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  71. Support the Swine Flu Seven!

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  72. http://www.amazon.com/Eight-Days-Week-Beatles-September/product-reviews/1905287755/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

    The photos in EIGHT DAYS A WEEK document the drudgery and the fun times. There are endless shots of the Beatles killing time in hotels, rehearsing their numbers, meeting with local celebs, performing, screaming fans, etc. It's great to see so many new and previously unpublished shots of "the lads" but you sometimes wonder about the chintzy arrangements they made do with, etc.

    The experience in the Phillipines may have been the straw that broke the Beatles' back. Unintentionally snubbing Imelda Marcos, the group found themselves under siege by angry Filipinos and without police protection. Before their aircraft was permitted to leave, Brian Epstein was forced to give back all the money the Beatles had earned in the P.I.

    The candids Whitaker took back in 1966 and the accompanying commentary he supplied for the book offer an entertaining and insightful window into the world of the Beatles circa 1966. The photography is first-rate and Whitaker's remarks are perceptive and sometimes touching. In short, a great book for any Beatles fan! Recommended.

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  73. seems like the LA festival didnt like the movie.
    47 people saw the movie, and nobody liked it.
    I was bored to death!! Maybe the PIDs are used to the fast mystical iamaphoney stuff.

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  74. Why? does the movie actually have some sort of message?

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  75. We'll probably never know...

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  76. Are we almost there?

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  77. Memory Almost FullJuly 25, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Are we? huh?? Huh???

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  78. you were only waiting....

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  79. Take these Broken Wings and Learn to Fly

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  80. (he wasn't really dead)July 25, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    seems like the LA festival didnt like the movie.
    47 people saw the movie, and nobody liked it.
    I was bored to death!! Maybe the PIDs are used to the fast mystical iamaphoney stuff.

    Where did you read that?
    Were you there?!
    Go ahead, spoil it for us, we won't be upset
    if you give away the big surprise ending!

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  81. I every day, every hour, every moment think about PID and iamaphoney... i love it.... it fuckin interesting!))

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  82. Gasp! Oh, the horror!July 25, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    everything is real - behind the phoney 4 from Y0K00NO
    one week : you do it or we do it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TpMNX_ZKSY

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  83. Why don't we do it in the road?

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  84. One week
    you do it or we'll do it


    Que pasa?

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  85. Pffft. Not even to 100 yet.
    I remember in the good old days we had more than 2500 posts!

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  86. the big BIG BIG!!!
    Revelation!

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  87. "John from Patmos said...
    the big BIG BIG!!!
    Revelation!"



    You're bluffing.

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  88. Christmas time is here againJuly 25, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Yule see!

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  89. Any damn place we choose!

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  90. To whom is this threat directed?

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  91. To discredit that video is easy enough. Look at the wig with the fake teeth, just to the right is a modern remote control to an electronic device.

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  92. Fixing a Hole said . . .

    Back in 2005, a thread on NIR discussed trepanning and Lennon's interest in having the procedure, which happens to be 'popular' in the Netherlands (Lennon came back from Amsterdam with the idea). Someone on the thread mentioned they had seen an hour long documentary on the subject, which of course mentions the Beatles. In 2008, this film came out with the same theme:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/trepanned

    The hole in the head is alleged to expand one's consciousness.

    In keeping with Phoney's track record of getting into the freakier aspect of the Beatles, it is understandable he/they would pursue the trepanning angle.

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  93. In keeping with Phoney's track record of getting into the freakier aspect of the Beatles, it is understandable he/they would pursue the trepanning angle.


    and I wouldn't be surprised if Phoney actually has this procedure done to himself. lol

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  94. LMW

    28

    |F

    http://website.lineone.net/~ciara.dunne/lmw.jpg

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  95. Oh yeah, LMW28 1 F

    your post was useful to me!!! tnx

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  96. no amount of drinking can replace the interview.

    in other words, answers are not found in the bottom of empty bottles..... yet


    /i checked

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  97. in other words, answers are not found in the bottom of empty bottles..... yet


    /i checked

    July 25, 2009 10:13 PM


    Answers will be found 2009 2 AUG

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  98. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡ ̡͡ Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.

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  99. Axe the Nutters!

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  100. [i] 9And he shall set engines of war against thy walls, and with his axes he shall break down thy towers.

    10 By reason of the abundance of his horses their dust shall cover thee: thy walls shall shake at the noise of the horsemen, and of the wheels, and of the chariots, when he shall enter into thy gates, as men enter into a city wherein is made a breach.

    11 With the hoofs of his horses shall he tread down all thy streets: he shall slay thy people by the sword, and thy strong garrisons shall go down to the ground.[/i]

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  101. What's that round thing on the belt loop for? @ :06?

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  102. Ev'rybody had a hard year.
    Ev'rybody had a good time.
    Ev'rybody had a wet dream.
    Ev'rybody saw the sunshine.
    Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.
    Ev'rybody had a good year.
    Ev'rybody let their hair down.
    Ev'rybody pulled their socks up. (yeah.)
    Ev'rybody put their foot down.
    Oh yeah. Yeah! WOOOOHOO!

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  103. Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train
    Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

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  104. Trepanation?

    You must have holes in your head. Show me proof this is at all related to The Beatles?

    Like I said, the photo of the wig and whatever it is in the middle of it has a modern day remote control and was an obvious mistake to leave it in the photo for the video.

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  105. Man I can smell your teeth a mile away

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  106. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.July 26, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    turn me on deadman

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  107. Yo, what is the wig photo you're talking about?

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  108. The wig/teeth or whatever it is is the video posted above by Y0K00NO.

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  109. What Y0K00NO was trying to say was you need some mental floss, get your mind off all this Paul is Dead business. It is phoney, like the fake teeth and the wig.
    The remote control device was meant to symbolize turning off the computer and going outside for fresh air. You know... out of the basement

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  110. and the false teeth had a cavity, symbolizing the canker sore that this has become.

    brush your mind teeth!

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  111. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡. said...

    turn me on deadman




    hence the remote...

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  112. iamaneedashoehornthekindwithteethJuly 26, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    so the remote was meant to turn on the false teeth in the wig of our minds!

    Take off the wig, turn on the teeth!

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  113. a "shoe" horn, the kind with teeth

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  114. maybe the wig was tired of eating mashed potatoes and apple sauce and wanted something to chew on, like steak, and needed teeth. The wig was provided with remote controlled teeth
    Now the question is, who provided the teeth, AND WHO CONTROLS THE TEETH????

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  115. Now the question is, who provided the teeth, AND WHO CONTROLS THE TEETH????

    July 26, 2009 1:10 PM



    Aleister Crowley.... obviously....

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  116. Mrs Washington said...
    Are the teeth wooden?

    July 26, 2009 3:52 AM


    Who controls the teeth????

    Martha my dear

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  117. Martha Washington, practicing satanic witch. google it, its true.

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  118. She had George's and her own teeth removed and replaced with wooden teeth. They did this so they could cross rivers and streams. Witches cannot travel over moving fresh water unless their teeth are pulled and hidden in power places.
    If you watch "The Tenant" by Roman Polanski you will see the scene where he pulls a tooth out of the wall.

    There is more to the Y0K00NO video then you could ever possibly understand. This is part of the revelation that will occur on August 2

    research "Lammas Ritual" for more information on Aug 2

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  119. "She had George's and her own teeth removed and replaced with wooden teeth. They did this so they could cross rivers and streams."


    So how did George Washington cross the Delaware?

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  120. just throw your hands in the air, and wave em like you just dont care

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  121. Reviewers Taken by SurpriseJuly 26, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    LOS ANGELES - An elite squad of guinea pigs has worked its own brand of magic at the box office, taking the No. 1 spot from boy wizard Harry Potter.


    The new indie film "Turn Me On Deadman" was the top movie at the box office this weekend, opening with $32.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. The Frayed Edge release from producer James Brubaker, with its mixture of live action and "iamaphoney" animation, is a James Bond-style mystery adventure.

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  122. So how did George Washington cross the Delaware


    in PID Boat 109 of course!

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  123. It would have been better if the wig had a single eyeball instead of rotten teeth.

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  124. ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.July 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡* Ů©(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ̴̡ı̴̴̡̡ ̡ ̴̡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡Ď€̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.

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  125. please stop that.

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  126. "It would have been better if the wig had a single eyeball instead of rotten teeth.

    July 26, 2009 3:41 PM"



    The pineal gland is "tooth-like" so.....

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  127. If Martha controls the teeth, is it canine?

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  128. Martha My Dear, PleaseJuly 26, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    eye teeth? a dead dog's eye?

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  129. Mr. Bellamy is a typo.

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  130. New vid with PID clues
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY&feature=related

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  131. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwfVR7yKCg

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  132. turn me on deadman

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  133. Paul is bloody....

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  134. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwfVR7yKCg

    Thanks for posting, anonymous.
    Looks interesting.
    Has anyone seen it?

    "Teaser of "'A Sideman's Journey'", Coming now July 17th (not 3rd) 2009
    The Making of a Spectacular Recording Session with Klaus Voormann & Friends like Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yusuf aka Cat Stevens, Dr. John, The Manfreds (members of Manfred Mann), Bonnie Bramlett, Jim Keltner, Max Buskohl, Van Dyke Parks, Albert Lee, Joe Walsh, Don Nix and many others."

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  135. Better than that dead man movie, that's fer shure!

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  136. Not thAt anyone saw it .

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  137. August 2nd.

    "Yeah, right!" says the real EliasCrowe, in response to the whispering cowards.

    Whatever happens on August 2nd had better be very impressive.

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  138. bohemian grove humorJuly 26, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    In April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 mugs of beer within a one hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further research was deemed necessary.

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  139. Beer makes everybody beautiful!

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  140. Tonight i am looking for more evidence in empty bottles.
    i found a tooth in one, it may be mine.
    looks like i picked the wrong week to stop brushing my teeth...

    /if you find more of my teeth, could you hold on to them for me till next week?

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  141. also, does this now mean that i can cross rivers and streams?

    /from losing my teeth

    //following in the footsteps of the founders of our country

    ///and roman polanski

    ////empty beer bottles are "power" places

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  142. ////empty beer bottles are "power" places

    July 26, 2009 10:06 PM



    damn straight! and 9 out of 10 dentists recommend putting your lost teeth in them.

    /tonight rocking the "Rolling Rock"

    //in memory of our lost blog characters

    ///and as a shout out to YKMN

    ////and because my teeth look green when i put them in the bottle

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  143. ////and because my teeth look green when i put them in the bottle

    July 26, 2009 10:12 PM



    only 1 out of 10 dentists agree with the statement "Green teeth are easier to install"

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  144. only 1 out of 10 dentists agree with the statement "Green teeth are easier to install"

    July 26, 2009 10:15 PM



    my odds are not good, but i shall endeavour to persevere.

    and by endeavour, i mean drink.
    and by persevere, i mean continue.

    /until all the teeth are in the bottle

    //for the Lammas Ritual

    ///and because Martha Washington would have appreciated it

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  145. But then again said...
    Beer makes everybody beautiful!

    July 26, 2009 9:57 PM



    amen to that one brother
    praise god!

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  146. MASH1 delayed. "Anthems of No" expanding. Project Pettycoat successful. Operation Mia Melodies pending.

    NO SUCH THING AS STEALTH HICCUP

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  148. APPALEON said...

    August 2nd

    Whatever happens on August 2nd had better be very impressive.

    July 26, 2009 9:13 PM

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  151. 33 teeth said...

    __♥__♥_____♥__♥
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    July 26, 2009 10:36 PM

    33 teeth???????

    You have 32 permanent teeth.
    They are called permanent teeth because if you look after them you can have them for all of your life.
    They begin growing through your gums from about 6 years and all 32 have finished growing into your mouth by about 18 –25 years.

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  152. Mr. Dentist,

    You don't know how many teeth I have simply because you are unaware of how many I have lost, and how many I have had replaced. While I am sure you dentists are very chummy, it would be impossible for you to know who I am.

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  153. While I am sure you dentists are very chummy, it would be impossible for you to know who I am.

    July 26, 2009 11:57 PM


    That is where you are wrong!
    How do they identify people?
    BY COMPARING DENTAL RECORDS!

    Dont you watch CSI????!?

    Oh, and we track you by your ISP

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  154. only 1 out of 10 dentists agree with the statement "Green teeth are easier to install"

    July 26, 2009 10:15 PM



    let me guess... you are that one dentist...

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  155. I specialize in challenging cases

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  156. Oh, and we track you by your ISP

    July 27, 2009 12:00 AM



    lol wut?

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  158. Paul died in '66. Ringo ran him down with a '77 Buick Lesabre.

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  159. King of Cosmania.

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  160. Got a good reason for taking the easy way out?

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  161. you do it or we do it

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  162. Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies

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  163. candy ingreedyentsJuly 27, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    Or marshmellow people eat rocking horse pies
    or Rolling Rock people eat marshmellow moon pies
    Or rocking people eat horsemellow pies
    or....

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  164. waiting to take you away

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  165. 21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; each one of the gates was a single pearl. And the street of the city was pure gold, like transparent glass.

    22 I saw no temple in it, for the Lord God the Almighty and the Lamb are its temple.

    23 And the city has no need of the sun or of the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God has illumined it, and its lamp is the Lamb.

    24 The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it.

    25 In the daytime (for there will be no night there) its gates will never be closed;

    26 and they will bring the glory and the honor of the nations into it;

    27 and nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life.

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  166. Track a person by an IP address, sure, that is unless you have a private dedicated proxy to remotely connect from any place on Earth. ;)

    You are chasing a ghost.

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  167. Nothing is Real

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  168. Everybody Ghost Dance Tonight!

    Everybody gonna dance around
    Everybody gonna hit the ground
    Everybody gonna dance around tonight

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