Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Turn Me On, Dead Man" Movie

Scheduled for release tomorrow is a short film entitled "Turn Me On, Dead Man."



According to the Frayed Edge Films website, "This is a high concept period piece serving as an allegory for the Paul McCartney 'Paul is dead' conspiracy theory/hoax."



The 22-minute film stars Joe Reegan and David Moscow. The director, Adam Blake Carver opted to create a fictional band with Beatle haircuts. Carver's description of his inspiration for the film reveals that he is not a first generation fan, or even that much of a fan in general. He spoke of discovering the clue of Lennon singing "He's dead, he's dead" when the song "Let It Be" is played backwards. Not many would attribute the vocal of "Let It Be" to Lennon unless he or she truly believed that John was "the man of a thousand voices." There is some evidence that Tyler Knell, the Co-Writer and Co-Producer of the film actually listened to and enjoyed the Beatles music, sometimes even playing it forwards.

The film contains original music by the Bumblebees based on various styles reflecting the time period. I don't think they quite nailed the Beatles sound, but they seem to have all of the tools necessary for a Rutles tribute band. If you go to the backstage section of the film's website, you can see and hear them in action. They state in the music section that they are willing to make music "in exchange for anything" so I would imagine that you could get them to play "Paul Is Dead" music at your next backyard cookout.

Based on the advanced information, I believe the film does have at least one redeeming feature----A Volkswagen.



With a release date of June 18, 2009, I assume that "Turn Me On, Dead Man" can be seen somewhere tomorrow.

Perhaps Iamaphoney has gone about this thing in the wrong way...

2,572 comments:

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Fab Four Leaf Clover said...

Sham Rock! Faith and Begorrah.

Anonymous said...

May I have a glass of water, please?

Anonymous said...

ice water?

Miles Davis Oliver said...

H2O

2 Go Before I sleep said...

Thanks Miles! I wasn't sure how to do that.

MD Oliver said...

H20

Anonymous said...


We'd all want to see the plan

Jeff Leland said...

Makes you wonder what's in these IAAP videos.

3:00 in

Check it out.

Anonymous said...

Jeff Leland said...
Makes you wonder what's in these IAAP videos.

3:00 in

Check it out.

June 28, 2009 3:07 PM

Meh. Who cares? If I have to sit through another craptastic Iamaphoney song it's not worth it.

mapples3b said...

so two days on... and still no comment from tafultong on the death of michael jackson?

im looking at the man in the mirror. RIP x

Anonymous said...

on a river of sound
through the mirror go 'round, 'round

mapples3b said...

oh yea and forget jacko hanging his baby over the balcony in this...

http://img4.imageshack.us/i/jackoo.jpg/

DIFFERENT LEVELS

Anonymous said...

there are...

Anonymous said...

What about beatle "ed" mcmann? I'll miss him most.

Anonymous said...

"mapples3b said...
so two days on... and still no comment from tafultong on the death of michael jackson?

im looking at the man in the mirror. RIP x"

Never glimpse the truth... then it's far too late...WHEN THEY PASS AWAY. (c)

RIP MJ

Richard the Lion Hearted Sheers said...

Ya better get your ripple soles out · Ease out all them mean controls

Anonymous said...

tfltng cm bck plse
w mss u vr mch
w ll dd

Anonymous said...

tfltng cm bck pls
w mss u vr mch
w ll dd

Anonymous said...

Taf's a busy guy.

Anonymous said...

ALLTOGETHERNOW!

Anonymous said...

omg

Anonymous said...

I know! Let's impress the heck out of ol' taffeytong when he gets back by posting really meaningful, profound, and awesome posts that will just leave his head spinning like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist!

Er - in other words, not like this one!

Anonymous said...

Yeppers!

Anonymous said...

Peppers!

Evans to Betsy Ross said...

630 WMAL

Like in Mal Evans!

Anonymous said...

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing,
or I'll have to leave.

Anonymous said...

I apologize CAPMIKE for my trespasses against you and for those you care about. Please forgive me.

Michael Jackson is .... said...

"Aides claimed the ailing star even believed he would be KILLED if he pulled out on health grounds. We also revealed he was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs. "


Why would MJ say THAT? Wow, talk about paranoid! Who would believe a cockamamie story like this? Absolutely crazy, completely nuts!

Anonymous said...

Who could believe anything Jacksons said?

Anonymous said...

Who could believe anything Jacksons said?

June 28, 2009 11:52 PM


The man sold more records then the Beatles give him some credit!

HA! said...

you still think Jackson was a follower of Crowly? ha!

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson was never going to go on tour. The extended dates added to even more hype. He has been very sick for a long time, he knew he was about to die. To go out with a bang, the tour was announced, alongide a comment about it being the last tour in UK. Fact was, it wasn't going to happen and if it did, it would be the last tour ever.

Anonymous said...

Boy you are so mistaken, Jacko had no ties with crowley

Anonymous said...

http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/2009/03/15/4057411.htm

Anonymous said...

Jacco was the much better musician then the Beatles too for he had the moonwalking. The Beatles they had no moves, watch them. Where are the moves? Answer they had the none!

Anonymous said...

http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/-it-michael-jacksons-body-double-the-02-report-/2009/03/15/4057411.htm

Anonymous said...

he Beatles too for he had the moonwalking. The Beatles they had no moves, watch them. Where are the moves? Answer they had the none!

June 29, 2009 12:05 AM


Since when did Faul moonwalk? Get your facts straight!

Former discovers the SECRET said...

Moonwalking=better album sales


if thats true.... then all someone would have to do... is moonwalk...

ebony and ivory said...

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson was never going to go on tour. The extended dates added to even more hype. He has been very sick for a long time, he knew he was about to die. To go out with a bang, the tour was announced, alongide a comment about it being the last tour in UK. Fact was, it wasn't going to happen and if it did, it would be the last tour ever.

June 28, 2009 11:59 PM



Man, I thought the rule was that aging pop stars couldnt possibly plan any type of sneaky publicity stunts!
Now, the weirdo concocted this scheme in between Demerol shots.
You have your cake and ate it too huh?

bubbles was here said...

Jacko bilking people out of concert $ and pulling off the biggest public image coup IN HIStory cements his place far and above the "Paul is Dead" farce the Beatles tried to pull.

I mean, Jacko went from a pedo white dead women, to the "King of Pop", all the while OD'ing all around the world and being $400 million in debt.

Suck it Faul, you have been upstaged!
Cant hold out against the ruckus! Farah Faucet learned.... the hard way...

Dont "F" with MJ!

Faul McCartny said...

Suck it Faul, you have been upstaged!
Cant hold out against the ruckus! Farah Faucet learned.... the hard way...

Dont "F" with MJ!
June 29, 2009 12:21 AM



I got the message when you bought all my songs!

/I tried with Heather Mills
//It almost worked

iamairrelevant said...

Suck it Faul, you have been upstaged!
Cant hold out against the ruckus! Farah Faucet learned.... the hard way...

Dont "F" with MJ!

June 29, 2009 12:21 AM



yeah, makes the fireman iaap movies kinda like t*ts on a boar...

Anonymous said...

http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1284661

High Moon Heels said...

I need something to make me

something to make

small

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I apologize CAPMIKE for my trespasses against you and for those you care about. Please forgive me.

June 28, 2009 10:30 PM



ok!

Mike doesn't want to log in. said...

High Moon Heels said...
I need something to make me

something to make

small

June 29, 2009 2:59 AM

SMALLER.

E&I said...

Man, I thought the rule was that aging pop stars couldnt possibly plan any type of sneaky publicity stunts!
Now, the weirdo concocted this scheme in between Demerol shots.
You have your cake and ate it too huh?

June 29, 2009 12:13 AM




i take it you are insinuating that somehow jacko and macca were involved in some wacko conspiracy theory. this is PREPOSTEROUS!

now macca and stevie wonder... different story. thats why stevie wont talk about it, and why he is blind. thinnk 'bout it!

The Girl is....... said...

Exactly,

"The Girl is Mine"

Michael Jackson's kids with Debbie Rowe aren't his kids."I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

http://dlisted.com/node/32722


Now the truth can be told

Anonymous said...

Since when was this blog about Michael Jackson?

Mike doesn't want to log in said...

Anonymous said...
Since when was this blog about Michael Jackson?

June 29, 2009 6:41 AM


since he's dead? have you been following the news?

Anonymous said...

Paul is dead& hahaha!!!

What about Paul's unreleased Beatles' song "One And One Is Two" (1964)... MAYBE PAUL AND RINGO ARE DEAD in 1964?? LOL

Anonymous said...

i take it you are insinuating that somehow jacko and macca were involved in some wacko conspiracy theory. this is PREPOSTEROUS!

now macca and stevie wonder... different story. thats why stevie wont talk about it, and why he is blind. thinnk 'bout it!


Six degrees of Sir Paul McCartney

MJ said...

BILLY MAYS is not my girl!!

Anonymous said...

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me:
How you suffered for your sanity;
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will...

Anonymous said...

6

This makes this post (660)

666 !!!

Anonymous said...

How Crowleyesque!

Author Godfrey said...

No it isn't!

Anonymous said...

Well this is 663!

Anonymous said...

So it is!

Anonymous said...

So be it!

The Beast hisself! said...

OH NO!!!!!

Here it is!

The REAL 666 !!!!

Oh, the horror! (Gasp!)

Iamaphoneybeast said...

667

Anonymous said...

ST. PAUL

Anonymous said...

this place fucking sucks.

i think tafultong has given up on you fools.

Jeff Leland said...

What does Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson have in common?

They're both bald!

keepin it real said...

you are entitled to your opinion but i just dont see any connection to mjackson and this blog, and think these comments should maybe be placed on a place more relevant, like i dunno, a michaeld jackson blog.
the only thing jacko had in comment with paul was a couple of songs and how jackson legally stole all of pauls music and wouldnt give it back.

and another thing that i hope you dont start getting all commenty about is how there is a video of jacko sitting up in the helicopter after he was "supposedly" dead. i saw the video myself on television and it was merely either a trick of the angle of the camera, or a technican lifting the gurney.

Jeff Leland said...

Michael Jackson is more important then some crappy, indy 22 minute film IMO.

Jeff Leland said...

By the way, I saw the trailer, and personally I think it sucks.

-- Jesus Reviews --

MICHAEL JACKSON FTW!!1!

Anonymous said...

"jackson legally stole all of pauls music and wouldnt give it back."


SINCE WHEN WAS "BUYING" CALLED LEGALLY STEALING?

IF PAUL WANTED TO KEEP THEM, WHY DID HE SELL THEM?

MikeNL doesn't want to log in. said...

keepin it real said...
you are entitled to your opinion but i just dont see any connection to mjackson and this blog, and think these comments should maybe be placed on a place more relevant, like i dunno, a michaeld jackson blog.
the only thing jacko had in comment with paul was a couple of songs and how jackson legally stole all of pauls music and wouldnt give it back.

and another thing that i hope you dont start getting all commenty about is how there is a video of jacko sitting up in the helicopter after he was "supposedly" dead. i saw the video myself on television and it was merely either a trick of the angle of the camera, or a technican lifting the gurney.

June 29, 2009 10:12 AM

it's being talked about everywhere... get over it.
it'll be a week or 2 before michael jackson isn't discussed here anymore.

Paul millyons said...

hey he could have bought it back if he would have ponied up some fat wad of cash

Jeff Leland said...

I believe they were John's songs..

When he died, Jackson got em..

Until now..

When I reclaim them with McCartney!

YES! It was planned from the day the Beatles formed..

That after the Beatles broke up, Lennon's share of the songs would be given to a rookie when John died, only to re-CLAIM them when he was re-incarnated.

PURE GENUIS!

Anonymous said...

Elvis, Paul and MJ

secret crime fighting force.

Coming 2012.

BELIEVE IT!

a better world said...

Anonymous said...

Elvis, Paul and MJ

secret crime fighting force.

Coming 2012.

BELIEVE IT!

June 29, 2009 10:47 AM



correction.....

Elvis, Paul, MJ, Ed McMahon, Farrah, AND BILLY FRICKIN MAYS

Secret Gov't Crime fighting force.

First Mission.... NORTH KOREA

Not 2012 my friends, TODAY!



BE-LIE-VE IT!

moonraker said...

A Willow Deeply Scarred,
Somebody's Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya' See
Cause They Got No Place
To Be
That's Why I'm Starting With
Me
(Starting With Me!)

script in the works said...

Elvis :
I tell you what man, that kim jung ill is one evil man, man.

Farah:
Thats right E. And it is our swore duty to stop him! Reminds me when I was on Charlies Angels...

McMahon:
HIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOO!


Paul:
Where's Ringo? Mal, get me beans on toast


Billy Mays:
YOU DONT NEED A CABINET FULL OF CLEANERS TO CLEAN UP NORTH KOREA! YOU NEED THE OXI-CLEAN BOMB!


Next Episode....

Elvis eats fried bananas with peanut butter.

Elvis and Michael Jackson share Dilaudid

Farrah and Ed read humorous letters from old ladies about how their cats need operations and could use the $ from Publishers Clearing House to do it.

Paul conspires to take over the world.. etc etc etc... with Crowly magik with a "K"....

Anonymous said...

way to kick it ol' school
silver edition tong style

E.F.BPM2 said...

E.F.BPM2

Elvis, Farrah, Billy, Paul, McMahon and Michael

fighting crime, solving world issues, doing drugs, skipping mortgage payments...




Jacko:
Heee hee! Shamo'! Da! Heeee hee!


Elvis:
I tell you what man, I don't know what she is saying but that moonwalk thing is cool man!


Farrah:
Thats Michael Jackson E, the KING OF POP!

Paul:
I was thinking there Michael, that it was time you gave your workman a little bit more from the family store, if you catch my meaning...

McMahon:
YES! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

Billy Mays:
"Hi, Billy Mays here with OxiClean!!!"


Jacko:
Heeee-heeeee! HEY!!! Shamo'!


Elvis:
I tell you what man, Ed, you and me man, we're the only sane ones here man...

Ed:
YOOU ARE CORRECT SIR! HO HO HO
YEESSSSS!




Tune in next time when you will here Billy say....


So is Billy your real name Paul?

Anonymous said...

this is exactly why i left this blog so many months ago

Jeff Leland said...

Guys, Billy Mays didn't die.

It was his long time imposter, Filly Mays!

Jeff Leland said...

I can only imagine what it's going to be like on here when Paul McCartney does die..

"OMG itz a covurup"

Jeff Leland said...

Paul McCartney won't die.

I need him to become Jesus in 2012.

I was never too fond of Ringo, though..

So if anything happens to him, I can still call myself Jesus in the meantime. o.O

Anonymous said...

Will billy mays succumb to the crowley faction(Jackson/Paul) and join the dark side?

Will Elvis and Farrah find true love over cheese that has been deep fat fried with bacon grease?

Will Ed and Michael convince Farrah to carry their love children? Can she carry after chemo?

Will Michael give Paul back his songs?

Tune in next time.... if you dare

Anonymous said...

this really is in poor taste

Anonymous said...

no wonder tafultong left!

Anonymous said...

o.O

shock, puzzlement, misunderstanding; raised eyebrow, skepticism

generally used in online chatting
WTF?!? o.O

and/or

yea right... o.O

Anonymous said...

at long last have you no sense of decency sir?

Anonymous said...

Rotten Apple 75 W M L
232 comments


this post... 693

why?

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson died?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if you're dying and there's a girl you like next to you, crying and hoping you pull through..

Now, do you ask her to jerk you off in hopes of speeding up your heart, or do you just die peacefully, not having her hate you before you go.

Bomb in a baby carriage said...

sigh



t was a slow day,
And the sun was beating
On the soldiers by the side of the road,
There was a bright light,
A shattering of shop windows
The bomb in the baby carriage
Was wired to the radio,
These are the days of miracle and wonder,
This is the long distance call,
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all,
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky,
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby don't cry
Don't cry,</i

McBlog Reader said...

"Next Episode....
Elvis eats fried bananas with peanut butter.
Elvis and Michael Jackson share Dilaudid
Farrah and Ed read humorous letters from old ladies about how their cats need operations and could use the $ from Publishers Clearing House to do it.
Paul conspires to take over the world.. etc etc etc... with Crowly magik with a "K"....

I'm lovin' it!!!

Anonymous said...

thought provoking question. has this happened to someone you know?

Anonymous said...

Hey, We're almost at 700!
We can be The New 700 Club!

Or not.

Anonymous said...

700

Elvis, THE KING of Everything said...

Now don't you shed a tear for me
I ain't the love you thought I'd be
I've had a hundred just like you
But don't be blue
I'll have a thousand posts before I'm through!

Anonymous said...

Now, do you ask her to jerk you off in hopes of speeding up your heart, or do you just die peacefully, not having her hate you before you go.

June 29, 2009 12:33 PM


What in the world? What made you come up with this?

Paullie said...

Now there you go, you're cryin' again
You should have known how things would end
But then some day when your poor heart is on the mend
I just might pass this way again

Anonymous said...

Well since you put it that way, i guess i would just die... so she wont hate me...

o.O said...

o.O

John Lennon said...

What if you're dying, and there's a girl you like next to you, and she's laughing and hoping you'll die?

Anonymous said...

at that point you realize you are married.....

Anonymous said...

these stories are all really sad.

what if there is a beautiful woman next to you who really likes you?

There... story better.

Country Joe and the Fish said...

Sweet lady of death wants me to die
So she can come sit by my bedside and sigh
And wipe away the tears from all my friends eyes
Then softly she will explain
Just exactly who was to blame
For causing me to go insane
And finally blow out my brain,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, Sweet Lorraine.

Jeff Leland said...

Fred Travalena has died today.

Thus the next victim in the Billy Mays cycle of 3 deaths.

Who started the last one, Ed McMahon or that Charlie's Angels woman?

Anonymous said...

Rich Little? OMG!

Anonymous said...

The joy of life she dresses in black
With celestial secreta engraved in her back
And her face keeps flashing that she's got the knack,
But you know when you look into her eyes
All she's learned she's had to memorize
And the only way you'll ever get her high
Is to let her do her thing and then watch you die,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, Sweet Lorraine.

Now she's the one who gives us all those magical things
And reads us stories out of I Ching,
Then she passes out a whole new basket of rings
That when you put on your hand
Makes you one of the Angel Band
And gives you the power to be a man,
But what it does for her you never quite understand,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, Sweet Lorraine.

Who could this song possibly be about?
Hmmmm?
I wonder who.
Oh no, you'll never guess. Never.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone dying all of a sudden?

Lee Majors said...

"that Charlie's Angels woman?"

You young, wet-behind-the-ears punks are pathetic.

Lee Majors said...

"that Charlie's Angels woman?"

You young, wet-behind-the-ears punks are pathetic.

Lee Majors said...

Hell, I'll say it a third time!

The Three Million Dollar Punks said...

We can rebuild the punks, we have the technology.

"The Three Million Dollar Punks"

Anonymous said...

Lee Majors is d_ad

fill in the blanks

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Lee Majors said...

Hell, I'll say it a third time!

June 29, 2009 1:10 PM



filler material is not cheating, its called "Getting to 1,000 posts"

good show!

SAY IT MORE!

Anonymous said...

i think lee majors would be a great addition to the E.F.BPM2 super secret group.

E.F.BPM2 & sometimes LM

Look for it in season 1, mid season

Boy in the Bubble said...

6 million dollar man

Anonymous said...

Lee Majors would fix this North Korea problem..

cue the bionic sound!

Anonymous said...

was your father as bold as a sergeant major?

Anonymous said...

The Three Million Dollar Punks said...

We can rebuild the punks, we have the technology.

"The Three Million Dollar Punks"

June 29, 2009 1:13 PM


you meant the 6 million dollar man didnt ya?

Anonymous said...

"The Three Million Dollar Punks"

June 29, 2009 1:13 PM


you meant the 6 million dollar man didnt ya?

June 29, 2009 1:30 PM



We refuse to spend 6 million on punks.. thats why its 3 million!

the economy! its BAD!

Anonymous said...

*&^%$#@ budget cuts!

Anonymous said...

I thought the major
Was a lady ?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

*&^%$#@ budget cuts!

June 29, 2009 1:34 PM



no wonder the kiddies troll here, no after school basketball programs. you would think that the three million dollars would have bought some basket weaving materials or what not

Anonymous said...

Once upon a long ago, Children searched for 6 million dollars.

Anonymous said...

And found only three million.

We have failed our children.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I like to imagine you are Iamaphoney and somehow I can convince you to stop making videos on this subject and get back to making music

Anonymous said...

But you know the other half is still cranberried,

Bernie Made Off with it said...

Psst. I know where the three million dollars are.

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes I like to imagine you are Iamaphoney and somehow I can convince you to stop making videos on this subject and get back to making music"



what was you favorite tune?

Anonymous said...

"But you know the other half is still cranberried,"

And the other half is monkberried!

Anonymous said...

You are very talented, you have enough of these rotten apple videos for a very impressive resume.
How about moving on to feature films?

Ima Lew zer said...

what was you favorite tune?

Meet Me in St. Louis, Louie.
Whoah baby, yeah, we gotta go now

Vote 4 me, and I'll set U Free! said...

And the band played on

Anonymous said...

"How about moving on to feature films?
"


OK, feel free to send lawyers, guns and money - first.

Anonymous said...

OK, feel free to send lawyers, guns and money - first.

June 29, 2009 1:51 PM



Why do you need those things? Do you need them now?
The lawyers and the money part, understandable. Why guns? Will it be a action adventure film?

the wallflowers said...

and Jordan zevon!

Us Magazine said...

Dear God!

L.A. Coroner's Office: Michael Jackson Autopsy Report Inaccurate

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/l-a-coroners-office-michael-jackson-autopsy-report-inaccurate/24519?nc

The Los Angeles coroner's office on Monday dismissed as inaccurate a British newspaper report that said Michael Jackson was emaciated and almost bald when he died suddenly last week.

Jackson, who died June 25 after suffering cardiac arrest at the age 50, weighed just 112 pounds, was bald and badly disfigured at the time of his death, according to leaked results from an autopsy.

Britain's The Sun obtained a copy of the report, which claimed Jackson's face bore numerous scars as a result of 13 cosmetic operations. The bridge of Jackson's nose had disappeared and the right side had caved in, according to the paper. Jackson also reportedly had unexplained bruises on his knees and shins and bruising to his back, indicating a recent fall.

He was bald, the paper reports, with his shoulder-length hair just a wig. His hair has been reduced to a "peach fuzz" on his scalp, says the paper.

The only thing pathologists found in the star's stomach were partially dissolved pills, which were removed for toxicology tests, according to the Sun.

Several of Jackson's ribs also had been broke as paramedics tried to revive the singer after he suffered cardiac arrest at his rented L.A. home, according to reports. There also were four injections around his heart, presumably from adrenaline shots during the failed resuscitation.

"He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and he had been eating nothing but pills when he died," the paper quotes a source as saying. "Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he'd been in terminal decline for years.

Two autopsies were conducted one Jackson: One by the Los Angeles coroner and another by a private pathologist hired by the Jackson family.

On Sunday, a lawyer for Dr. Conrad Murray - the singer's private pathologist who discovered Jackson in bed and not breathing last Thursday - denied various media reports that Dr. Conrad prescribed or gave Jackson the drugs Demerol or OxyContin.

"Not ever. Not that day," he told the Associated Press.

Anonymous said...

wow, that's really sad

Anonymous said...

I wonder what was haunting his house?

Anonymous said...

More horrors.

[color=yellow]Nanny's Claim On Caring For Jackson: 'I Had To Pump His Stomach Many Times'[/color]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/nannys-claim-on-caring-for-jackson-i-had-to-pump-his-stomach-many-times/24477?nc

LONDON, UK -- In a new interview with the UK's Sunday Times, Grace Rwaramba - Michael Jackson's longtime nanny - has revealed intimate details of her life with the private star and his three children.

"I miss my babies," Grace told the newspaper on Sunday, adding that for Michael's children, "I was the only mother they knew."

She worked with the pop star for 17 years before being fired recently - and not for the first time, in what she described as a cycle of debt and prescription drug use that took them from Bahrain to Ireland to Germany to New Jersey until Michael landed in Los Angeles to rehearse for a planned tour.

"I just got a phone call that Michael is in such a bad shape. He is not clean. He has not shaved . . . His nails . . . He is not eating well," she said of a call prior to Michael's death on Thursday. "I used to do all this for him. They are trying to lure me to go back. But each time it happened before, he got rid of me. Then he made promises if I would come back. All these promises . . . After few days, it was the same abuse all over again."

A source close to the Jackson family told Access Hollywood on Sunday that "everybody is shocked, upset and hurt" that Grace has made these revelations.
Among Grace's charges were that Michael mixed prescription drugs, and she had to pump his stomach more than once.

"He always ate too little and mixed too much," she said. "I had to pump his stomach many times... He always mixed so much of it. There was one period that it was so bad that I didn't let the children see him."

At one point, she said, she held an intervention with his sister, Janet, and his mother, Katherine.
Beyond that, Michael's last years were plagued by a mounting debt - and Grace alleged that Michael had tried to frame her over his finances.

"When [Sheikh] Abdullah sued Michael last year, Michael said in the beginning, 'Oh, I never got money from him,'" she said, explaining that the Sheik, the son of the king of Bahrain, had been paying Michael for services he never rendered through her bank account. "He tried to frame me that I took the money."

"There was no money," she added, citing Michael's massive expenditures - a trip to the birthday party of Prince Azim, the son of the Sultan of Brunei, and the purchase of antiques in Florence, Italy, among others. "Michael had no idea about money."

And even when it came to his planned 50-date run of performances at the O2 Arena in London this July, she said Michael didn't realize what he'd gotten himself into.

"He said, 'I signed only for 10.' He didn't know what he was signing. He never does!"

On the home front, Grace, who said she served as the children's de facto mother, noted that they were uncomfortable around their father and disliked the masks he made them wear in public.

"When Michael was around, they froze," she said. "He didn't like me hugging them. But they needed love. I was the only mother they knew... I [was] getting phone calls that they [were] being neglected. Nobody is cleaning the rooms, because he didn't pay the housekeeper."

Anonymous said...

well, well, well, that's just a shame.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't sound like much fun to be famous

MikeNL said...

it's been 2 years ago today... that we first saw The Phoney Figure in the rotten apple 39.

paul is dead-the rotten apple 39 K
iamaphoney
30 juni 2007

another clue for you all

Labels: paul is dead mccartney beatles love vegas secret code

Anonymous said...

Love is the law (c) A. Crowley

Anonymous said...

Laws need Lawyers

Anonymous said...

" All you need is Love."

Anonymous said...

mccartney beatles love vegas = the secret code?

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should watch it?

Anonymous said...

756

Anonymous said...

the "love vegas" refers to the Cirque de soleil Love show in Vegas.

Anonymous said...

758 comments about nothing. That goes along nicely with all those Rotten Apple videos about nothing.

IAAP=EPIC FAIL

You have kept us laughing for years now, Lind. God bless.

Anonymous said...

epic fail?

Anonymous said...

? liaf cipe

Anonymous said...

LOL

John Lennon said...

We all shine on.

Anonymous said...

epic fail
liaf cipe
i laf piec

Anonymous said...

The poop coming out OF MY BARE ASS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 DAYS now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My poop will NEVER FAIL TO come out of my BARE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clues said...

Iamaphoney:

Yep, Mania Ho
Yeah Om Pain
Ha! Poi Meany
Yeah, Poi Man
Yeah Main Op
Opine Ah-yam
Ahoy, Pain Me!
He An Myopia
He May Piano
Pain Ya Home
I Ahem A Pony
I Mop A Hyena
A Yeah In Mop
A Hip Name, Yo
Yip, A Mean Ho
I A Mean Hypo
AHa! Money Pi
A Yin Ha Poem
I Ham A Peony
A Am Honey Pi!
I Hope A Many
Oh Many A Pie
A Hope In May
Any Poem A Hi
In A Pay Home
Ya, Phone Mia
May I Heap On?
I May Peah On!
Yeah, Im No Pa
I Hap Yo Name
Pea In Yo Ham
Oh I Pea Many
I An Homy Ape
Yea Ma, Hop In!
In OH Map Yea!
Aye Am Hon Pi!

Everest Hemmingway said...

A Moveable Feast!

What's for dessert? said...

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.

Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee.

Anonymous said...

768

Anonymous said...

Onward, and onward!

Anonymous said...

Last Post!

Anonymous said...

Not.

Anonymous said...

So that was some movie, wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

Turn Me On Dead Man" ?

Nostradamus said...

Century V Quatrain 53
The law of the Sun and of Venus in strife, Appropriating the spirit of prophecy: Neither the one nor the other will be understood, The law of the great Messiah will hold through the Sun.

Anonymous said...

The law of the Sun and of Venus in struggle,
Appropriating the spirit of prophecy:
Neither the one, nor the other, will be understood,
The law of the great Messiah will hold through the Sun.

Michael D. Nostradamus said...

Century 1 Quatrain 48

When twenty years from the Moon's reign have passed,
Another will take up his reign of the Seventh millennium:
When the Sun (Christ) takes up his remaining days,
Then My prophecy and warnings will be accomplished.

Anonymous said...

777

I am a rock; I am an island said...

Gibraltar - Gebal Tariq (in Arabic, meaning - The Rock of "The Night Visitant").

Koran Sura 86: By the Heavens and "The Night Visitant" and what will explain to you what "The Night Visitant" is?

It is the "Star" (the Luminous Being of Light - Rev. 9:1 and 22:16) of piercing brightness (the Light of the world);
behold this is The Word (made flesh - John 1:14) that distinguishes Good from Evil.

Anonymous said...

I think this deserves more attention

really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neym6SYv5os

CAPMIKE said...

NICE TO SEE I HAVEN'T MISSED ANYTHING. NEVER LIKED JACKO! THANKFULLY HE STAYED OUTA HIS HOME TOWN. I GO THERE FOR CHILI DAWGS. LOL |
AIRLINERS ARE GETTING HIT BY COMETS,MILLIONS ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED FOR A LIE(SEE WAG THE DAWG). BUT HEY ITS ALL GOOD....... LETS MAKE 600 -1000 POSTS ABOUT THE "IMPORTANT" STUFF. HMMMM WHY DID TAFF LEAVE???

Nostradamus said...

21

The rock holds in its depths white clay

which will come out milk-white from a cleft

Needlessly troubled people will not dare touch it,

unaware that the foundation of the earth is of clay.

22

A thing existing without any senses

will cause its own end to happen through artifice.

At Autun, Chalan, Langres and the two Sens

there will be great damage from hail and ice.

23

In the third month, at sunrise,

the Boar and the Leopard meet on the battlefield.

The fatigued Leopard looks up to heaven

and sees an eagle playing around the sun.

24

At the New City he is thoughtful to condemn;

the bird of prey offers himself to the Gods.

After victory he pardons his captives.

At Cremona and Mantua great hardships will be suffered.

25

The lost thing is discovered, hidden for many centuries.

Pasteur will be celebrated almost as a God-like figure.

This is when the moon completes her great cycle,

but by other rumors he shall be dishonored.

Anonymous said...

Nobody was sure if he was from the House of Lords

A Day in the Life said...

Love is Real

Elvis C said...

Long shot of that jumping sign,
Visible shivers running down my spine.
Cut to the baby taking off her clothes.
Close-up of the sign that says,"We never close"
You snatch a tune and match a cigarette,
She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet.
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.

chorus

You think you're alone until you realize you're in it.
Now fear is here to stay. Love is here for a visit.
They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit.
Someone's scratching at the window. I wonder who is it?
The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents
who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance.
Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay

One Little Indian said...

Travelling Light - (The Fireman)

Anonymous said...

I WANT NEW POST AAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous said...

"I think this deserves more attention
really
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neym6SYv5os "

Why?

Anonymous said...

Was tafultong Michael Jackson?

Anonymous said...

Mainstream media
Government cover ups
You want answers?
Well so does he!

Anonymous said...

790 WAEB

Anonymous said...

wabe? what's that?

Anonymous said...

Taf will return at the appropriate time.

Anonymous said...

Dibs on # 1000!

Anonymous said...

Elvis was the true king of pop as well as rock.

Anonymous said...

wabe? what's that?

It's a radio station in Allentown, Pa. At 790 KHZ

The call letters stand for
W
A llentown
E aston
B ethlehem

♫♪♫ said...

o.0

Gary Jules said...

Mad World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Anonymous said...

Mad Magazine
http://www.dccomics.com/mad/

Mr. Beale said...

Mad as hell and not going to take it anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q

Anonymous said...

800!

Anonymous said...

Firts!!!

Drug dealers 'R' us said...

A dollar buys a nickel's worth.

billisher said...

TAFULTONG Did you realize that the IAAP crew is in africa right now?
I reckon they are doing buisness in Nairobi. Wanted to point that out to you and those who are still interested

Anonymous said...

why are you taking sooooo looong?

Wings said...

Ah, She Tastes Like Wine
Such A Human Being So Divine
Oh She Feels Like Sun
Mother Nature Look At What You're Done
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go.
Ah, She Looks Like Snow
I Want To Put Her In A Broadway Show
Ah She'll Dance And Dine
Like A Lucifer She'll Always Shine
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go.
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go.
Ah, She Sings It So
I Want To Put Her On The Radio
One Day And There You Are
Ladies And Gentleman -
A Brand New Star.
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go
Oh I Feel Like Letting Go

Anonymous said...

crop circle activity, another nice one 6/23

Anonymous said...

billisher said...
TAFULTONG Did you realize that the IAAP crew is in africa right now?
I reckon they are doing buisness in Nairobi. Wanted to point that out to you and those who are still interested

June 30, 2009 1:42 PM

Who gives a flying fuck?

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