Friday, February 18, 2011

The Beatles Book

Over the past few weeks, (when your rotten chronicler was going through a crisis of epic proportions) two new installments of the Rotten Apple subscription series arrived. The reduction in quantity is more than made up by the quality of these latest efforts, which focus on the Beatles Book monthly. Imagine a trippy, yet coherent themed Rotten Apple production and you'll have an idea of "TheStudyCloud - Beatles Book (1963 - 1969)" and "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo."

Like many U.S. fans, my first knowledge of the Beatles Monthly was when some issues were shown on the White Album Poster.



The original Beatles Monthly was published from August 1963 through December 1969. Seeing those 1967-era Beatles faces on the covers was pretty exciting for those of us who wanted nothing to do with those girlie fan magazines where you had to look at pictures of Bobby Sherman and Dino, Desi and Billy before you would find a Beatle. The Monthly was endorsed by Brian Epstein and featured numerous articles credited to Neil Aspinall and Mal Evans.

The first video explores, among other things, the magazine's curious practice of putting fake mustaches on pictures of the fabs presumably to make earlier pictures appear to be from 1967. This topic has been researched quite well in the "Nothing Is Real" discussion group.



Presumably this deception on the part of the Beatles Book was a practical matter due to the Beatles' recent change of appearance and the shortage of contemporary pictures. In fact it doesn't seem significant at all really. I thought it was the dumbest thing in the world when Rotten Apple 12 featured "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" backwards. Although the words "It was a fake mustache" were more understandable than most of the backwards "clues," it didn't seem to have anything to do with the Paul Is Dead rumors.

To my knowledge, no one before Iamaphoney ever implied any significance to the "fake mustache." But then it occurred to me that maybe there is more to this fake mustache thing than meets the mouth. There was the brief moment in the promo for "A Day In the Life" when Paul appeared to really have a fake mustache.



And why would the Sgt. Pepper album include bonus cut-outs that included a fake mustache? And wasn't it weird that all four Beatles decided to sport mustaches at the very same time? That always seemed a bit juvenile to me.



The second video release three weeks later, consisted of a minute and a half of disconnected items from the pages of the Beatles Monthly. Beginning with pictures of the Beatles skiing doubles from "Help!" chronicled on the pages of the magazine and then moving into a weird little blurb about, of all things, the Twin Peppers.



The Twin Peppers were two copies of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album which supposedly contained special clues when synced together. This was a rather difficult thing to test. As the story goes, the "Twin Peppers" were found in the Berlin Suitcase allegedly dropped by the key character in the Rotten Apple Series, generally referred to these days as The Phoney Figure (TPF). Recordings of two scratched up copies of Sgt. Pepper were available for download for a while and purported to be the copies found in the Iamaphoney suitcase. Yeah, this sounded like a valuable way for me to spend my time. But I have to admit, that I was impressed to see that The famous Beatles Monthly reported that prior to the release of the album, two copies of it were stolen. So, if we can believe that two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were created with special clues, and those very two copies of the Sgt. Pepper album were stolen prior to its release, and those very two copies ended up in the hands of Iamaphoney several decades later, and those very two copies were placed in a suitcase and left in Berlin, and those very two copies were found in that suitcase by someone who was familiar enough with the Rotten Apple series to report it to someone who was well schooled in all things Iamaphoney-related, and those very two copies were placed on the web for download, then yes, we have something here.



Then the video goes on to some Thelema images with an attempt to connect them with Arthur Dooley’s curious "Four Lads Who Shook The World" sculpture in Liverpool. This is made even more confusing when one reads the description of "TheStudyCloud - BeatleMonthlyTwo" as presented unlisted on YouTube. It says, "doubles, twin peppers and wings." Is Iamaphoney implying that there is a connection between Thelema, the "Four Lads That Shook The World" sculpture and Wings? I think he is.



Now, what does it mean?

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toys-r-us said...

i was told that there are two of them. one is Martin Heurlin (of Pupil Copenhagen) and the other ("the beard dude") is a double.

i think if you watch the RAS you can see "the beard dude" dressed in black. i think he also doubled as Martin Heurlin for the suitcase adventure, using the Helter Skelter shirt to make it seem like the same person.

so why keep calling Martin Heurlin 'Billy Martin' ? it's obvious he is only half of that.

and it has also been pointed out that Hans Buchardt (also of Pupil, known as 'snah111' on YouTube) is the pseudo-Lennon for the RA.

you have names now. use them.

Anonymous said...

12 or 51?

Hanged man= fireman

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

i was told that there are two of them. one is Martin Heurlin (of Pupil Copenhagen) and the other ("the beard dude") is a double.

i think if you watch the RAS you can see "the beard dude" dressed in black. i think he also doubled as Martin Heurlin for the suitcase adventure, using the Helter Skelter shirt to make it seem like the same person.

so why keep calling Martin Heurlin 'Billy Martin' ? it's obvious he is only half of that.

and it has also been pointed out that Hans Buchardt (also of Pupil, known as 'snah111' on YouTube) is the pseudo-Lennon for the RA.

you have names now. use them.

July 28, 2011 1:15 PM

Obviously there's more to the beard dude than meets the eye. All we know is that he may or may not be called Billy, and that he wasn't a band member of Pupil.

I think he is the one who's been making the videos all along and he hired his friends to make music and appear in his videos. After all, the phoney figure is much too tan to be sitting inside all day editing movies, and the beard dude looks very pale as well. Just my two cents.

Anonymous said...

whatever

July 28, 2011 3:51 PM


Gormless fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

The phoney figure lost his mystique the minute the camera zoomed in on his ass every five seconds and when he was frolicking shirtless on the beach. Finding out his real name didn't help either. Beard Guy is much cooler.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

iight bye

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The man with the beard is the key to everything. He's like the smoke monster in LOST, he won't be explained until the final episode.

I think he provides backup vocals too.

July 27, 2011 5:20 PM


smoky backup vocals!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is the final episode.

July 28, 2011 6:13 AM



good, i am tired

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is the final episode.

July 28, 2011 6:13 AM



good, i am tired

Anonymous said...

and it has also been pointed out that Hans Buchardt (also of Pupil, known as 'snah111' on YouTube) is the pseudo-Lennon for the RA.

you have names now. use them.



snah111......
yeah, and that idiot 999nowherejerk is right there as a subscriber too. stupid as hell

Anonymous said...

you have names now. use them.

July 28, 2011 1:15 PM



use them to do what?

make a phone call?

write a congressman?


nobody cares mate, nobody. not even the beard guy. not even the truth stick

Anonymous said...

Mr. Vermouth, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Anonymous said...

I still want to know who paid lots and lots of money to keep tapes of Linda McCartney speaking from reaching the public, and had the ware with all to speak of Lennon in present tense.

Anonymous said...

I still want to know who paid lots and lots of money to keep tapes of Linda McCartney speaking from reaching the public, and had the ware with all to speak of Lennon in present tense.

July 29, 2011 12:26 AM

It all leads back to the man with the beard!

Anonymous said...

WHATEVER

Anonymous said...

WHATEVER

July 29, 2011 7:06 AM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iDgn6EyHPo

Anonymous said...

so any revelation happening today? or is the next on in sept?

Anonymous said...

can someone tell me the name of Beard man?

is his name really known?


is he really behind iaap?


IS IT MIKENL???? IS HE THE BEARDED DUDE?!?!?

Anonymous said...

IS IT MIKENL???? IS HE THE BEARDED DUDE?!?!?

July 29, 2011 11:44 AM




contrary to popular deception, mike nl is not a quadriplegic 18 year old. He is a shrewd business man who is out to make a mint on the Right Album, which is rumored to already have pre-orders on iTunes.
sizable impressive pre-orders.

So while he laughes all the way to the bank counting money while NOT shaving, you stare blankly at a computer screen arguing about trivial matters.

You could be rich too, if only you could get away from your computer. Pot smoking also has something to do with it. all you damn dopers. Quit shaving, stop smoking pot, start making albums, count your money. That simple.

Anonymous said...

phoney figure 1

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
phoney figure 1

July 29, 2011 12:05 PM



so you are saying the Beard Man is Charlie Sheen?

i knew it.

taking your advice said...

You could be rich too, if only you could get away from your computer. Pot smoking also has something to do with it. all you damn dopers. Quit shaving, stop smoking pot, start making albums, count your money. That simple.

July 29, 2011 11:50 AM


the beatles never quit smoking pot, and they were rich!
They did have beards at one time though so you do have a point.
I MAY NEVER SHAVE AGAIN!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
so any revelation happening today? or is the next on in sept?

July 29, 2011 8:45 AM


jesus fucking christ

Anonymous said...

I say we we sign a petition to make Beard Guy the main actor and get rid of Skinny dude altogether.. It may remove many of the gay undertones that have plagued this series from the start.

Anonymous said...

I say we we sign a petition to make Beard Guy the main actor and get rid of Skinny dude altogether.. It may remove many of the gay undertones that have plagued this series from the start.

July 29, 2011 3:35 PM


why do gay bother you?

the beard man may be a bear.

so the gay returns! YOU CANNOT WIN!

Anonymous said...

jesus fucking christ

July 29, 2011 2:52 PM


that happens 9-11-2011
then 10-3-2011 is the album

then the revelation is 12-21-2012

Anonymous said...

It may remove many of the gay undertones that have plagued this series from the start.

July 29, 2011 3:35 PM


plagued?

unless the whole point was gay

then instead of "plagued"
IT SUCCEEDED!

Anonymous said...

plagued?

unless the whole point was gay

then instead of "plagued"
IT SUCCEEDED!

July 29, 2011 4:32 PM

So the point of these Paul is Dead videos is not to turn us to Thelema, but to become gay?

Anonymous said...

So the point of these Paul is Dead videos is not to turn us to Thelema, but to become gay?

July 29, 2011 4:40 P


crowley was gay, so yeah.

Thelema is gay.

so yes, your joke is right

crowley wants you gay and there is nothing wrong with it.

get over it you homo-phobe.

and also, worship satan while you are at it.

Anonymous said...

crowley was gay, so yeah.

Thelema is gay.

so yes, your joke is right

crowley wants you gay and there is nothing wrong with it.

get over it you homo-phobe.

and also, worship satan while you are at it.

July 29, 2011 5:50 PM

But I don't want to be gay :(

b3 shakespare said...

"Thelema is gay."


That statement couldn't be any more helter-skelter.

Thelema = Will
Gay = Happy

You are pissing all over the English language.

Even when you use a word like "Homophobe." > You speak confusion!

Homo = Man

FUCK YOU!

O yeah said...

Next they will be invinting words to describe people who are sickened by people having sex with animals.

Anonymous said...

Homo = Man

FUCK YOU!

July 29, 2011 6:37 PM




no thank you

Anonymous said...

Ba dum tiss

Anonymous said...

Ba dum tiss

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
jesus fucking christ

July 29, 2011 2:52 PM


that happens 9-11-2011
then 10-3-2011 is the album

then the revelation is 12-21-2012

July 29, 2011 4:30 PM




Wrong answer.

Anonymous said...

why do gay bother you?

the beard man may be a bear.

so the gay returns! YOU CANNOT WIN!

July 29, 2011 4:29 PM

As long as he doesn't wear tight jeans or take his shirt off, I'm good.

Anonymous said...

i miss the days when i thought we were friends. now you just seem angry all the time. it makes me really not want to visit with you anymore. and yet i do. i still come back here. that probably means that i am infected too. it really has been hell

Anonymous said...

Well, don't blame me for not trying to work it out.

Anonymous said...

2012?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

Anonymous said...

July 29, 2011 7:49 PM


what could i do to make it up to you?

Anonymous said...

and is there any cure?

Anonymous said...

when we were young
light shone in your eyes just like the sun
when we were young
everything was open and to come
when we were young
when we were young
when we were young
life was so much easier to live
when we were young
absolutely nothing you can do
when you turn from God to irish stew
seen the sick, and lost without a clue
it's profanity
when we were young
light shone in your eyes just like the sun
when we were young
everything was open and to come
when we were young
when we were young
when we were young
life was so much easier to live
when we were young
very in and troubleless and free
that's a secret answer and the key
just to let it go and just to be
immortality
when we were young
light shone in your eyes just like the sun
when we were young
everything was open and to come
when we were young
when we were young
when we were young
life was so much easier to live
when we were young
suck you dry and leave you on a dream
wishing you could vanish on a beam
waiting for some fresh and pure and clean
immortality
when we were young
when we were young
life was so much easier to live
when we were young

tak så meget said...

if i could write songs in your language i would say thank you.

Anonymous said...

what could i do to make it up to you?




come home

Anonymous said...

You are just a homophobaphobe!

That's right, you're scared of people who are scared of homosexuals!

Anonymous said...

You are just a homophobaphobaphobe!

aphobaphobaphobaphoba!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
what could i do to make it up to you?




come home

July 29, 2011 8:55 PM




trying too, really lost. any ideas could speed this up

Anonymous said...

i miss the days when i thought we were friends. now you just seem angry all the time. it makes me really not want to visit with you anymore. and yet i do. i still come back here. that probably means that i am infected too. it really has been hell

July 29, 2011 7:38 PM

this may be directed towards me, or someone whom I can speak for. whatever the case may be, realize that you have it all wrong and nobody is angry, just trying to get your attention that's all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wings_Wild_Life.jpg

Anonymous said...

and no, i'm not

Anonymous said...

I will shout, then walk out, if you guys won't let me sing my song.

Anonymous said...

Nobody is gayer than MikeNL, nobody.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nobody is gayer than MikeNL, nobody.

July 30, 2011 9:58 AM



iamaphoney...................

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nobody is gayer than MikeNL, nobody.

July 30, 2011 9:58 AM



iamaphoney...................

July 30, 2011 3:12 PM




Crowley

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nobody is gayer than MikeNL, nobody.

July 30, 2011 9:58 AM



iamaphoney...................

July 30, 2011 3:12 PM




Crowley

July 30, 2011 3:12 PM


Thelema

Anonymous said...

Well now we're back to square one.

Anonymous said...

Phoney will be back after he wraps up his world tour

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Phoney will be back after he wraps up his world tour

July 31, 2011 7:12 AM



is the beard man touring as well? Is that why there are no new updates? or do we have to wait till sept IIth

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well now we're back to square one.

July 30, 2011 10:00 PM


We meet upon the Level and we part upon the Square

Anonymous said...

I heard phony is done with the tour. That's what I heard through the grapevine, that it's done. Really

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I heard phony is done with the tour. That's what I heard through the grapevine, that it's done. Really

July 31, 2011 12:32 PM


good, then the revelation can continue according to "plan".

The revelation plan.
A multi year plan.

Now that the....tour is done.

A multi year tour, that iamaphoney was on. They once got stuck in the West Indies. He couldn't do an interview because they were stuck.

On a tour.
Back then.

And since, he has done a music video with MikeNL. And during the music video, MikeNL didnt ask him the questions, because he already has the answers.

So the Right Album will come out in ARE3RA, the org will bring out the truth stick, the Phoney Figure will forcibly shave the beard guy.

Anonymous said...

So the Right Album will come out in ARE3RA, the org will bring out the truth stick, the Phoney Figure will forcibly shave the beard guy.

July 31, 2011 1:11 PM


will the shaving occur in the Private Cloud?

Anonymous said...

will the shaving occur in the Private Cloud?

July 31, 2011 1:12 PM



yes, it will be a private shave.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that the Danes really dont understand sarcasm?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is it true that the Danes really dont understand sarcasm?

July 31, 2011 1:13 PM


Nor irony?

Anonymous said...

probably not, but they do read every, single, post here.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
probably not, but they do read every, single, post here.

July 31, 2011 1:14 PM


So do I

Anonymous said...

Ok so read this:

If you don't see the revealing now, consider it a personal problem thatyou ignored it all this Time.


I'm calling it OVER. Just incase you all forgot who wears the pants in this family.

Anonymous said...

Beard guy's beard is made of steel, he's had it since birth. Nobody can shave it off, especially not the anorexic gay Nazi Mullet guy.

Anonymous said...

If Denmark was really one of the happiest places on Earth, its people wouldn't have to resort to Satanist backward speaking to get some kind of satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Denmark was really one of the happiest places on Earth, its people wouldn't have to resort to Satanist backward speaking to get some kind of satisfaction.

July 31, 2011 3:58 PM


Hey! quit talkin' bout Sweden!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Beard guy's beard is made of steel, he's had it since birth. Nobody can shave it off, especially not the anorexic gay Nazi Mullet guy.

July 31, 2011 3:54 PM



IF HE USED THE SPEAR OF DESTINY HE COULD!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ok so read this:

If you don't see the revealing now, consider it a personal problem thatyou ignored it all this Time.


I'm calling it OVER. Just incase you all forgot who wears the pants in this family.

July 31, 2011 2:18 PM



Yay! over! Cool! Now go away

Anonymous said...

I'm calling it OVER. Just incase you all forgot who wears the pants in this family.

July 31, 2011 2:18 PM



ok mom

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm calling it OVER. Just incase you all forgot who wears the pants in this family.

July 31, 2011 2:18 PM



ok mom

July 31, 2011 4:07 PM


and in case you are Danish and don't get sarcasm, what I mean by calling you mom is that you are a woman.

Anonymous said...

Back from the tour mom?

Apple's my biggest client said...

Fuck off and die

Anonymous said...

Guys, I know what the revelation is...

Anonymous said...

and tonight mr. kite is coming with bill



yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa












yea yea yea

Anonymous said...

Prove it.

Anonymous said...

Yay! over! Cool! Now go away




ok

Anonymous said...

The revelation is...


Paul is dead.

Anonymous said...

yes!

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad I left.

Anonymous said...

Get back! Get back! Get back to where you once belonged!

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

Anonymous said...

i've got a farm, would you like to know about that?

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Why are any of you still here?
Tafultong, aka Thomas Abram Tafault has kicked the bucket, cashed in his chips, left his home in Tuscon, Arizona (no, really) for some heavenly grass. He died 3 months ago and I'm willing to scan the obituary and post it online if it'll prove to you all once and for all that he's dead, Jim.

Anonymous said...

hi i am new here, can anyone tell me where i can get the right album?

i cant find it on iTunes, and i really need to hear it. i think if you play it backwards there are messages. Clues to the secret Code of the Beatles.

i sent a message to iamaphoney directly but he doesnt respond, now i just read here that he is on tour.

i think i have a clue that no one knows about that can crack this case wide open. if you listen to a song by the beatles, i wont say which one, BACKWARDS, you will here plain as day "I BURRED PAUL".

Anonymous said...

Apple's my biggest client said...

Fuck off and die

July 31, 2011 4:18 PM




apple is your biggest client indeed.

i am fucking off and dying now.

Anonymous said...

i think i have a clue that no one knows about that can crack this case wide open. if you listen to a song by the beatles, i wont say which one, BACKWARDS, you will here plain as day "I BURRED PAUL".

August 1, 2011 7:05 AM



you should copyright that

Anonymous said...

and in case you are Danish and don't get sarcasm, what I mean by calling you mom is that you are a woman.

July 31, 2011 4:09 PM

Anonymous said...
Back from the tour mom?

July 31, 2011 4:09 PM

Apple's my biggest client said...
Fuck off and die

July 31, 2011 4:18 PM







and they pay you to come here and argue with idiots?

Anonymous said...

and they pay you to come here and argue with idiots?

August 1, 2011 7:21 AM



yes

Anonymous said...

nice work if you can get it

Anonymous said...

I want my paycheck.

Anonymous said...

Arguing with idiots is very tedious work. I want overtime pay, too. TRIPLE! IT!

Anonymous said...

1911

Anonymous said...

mistah tom, he dead

Anonymous said...

נשמה חדשה.

ר א
המילה אמר,
אני אוהב את העבודה,
זה טיפל בו,
זה הפוך המוזיקה שלנו.
תגיד שהוא לא יכול.
אתה כל כך ברור כל כך מה לספר.
חרא אין על פי דרישה.
הפעל את האש כך שאתה רואה.

זמן קצר לאחר המעשה שלי היא נשמה חדשה.

נוק, להצטרף לעולם
באוויר.
השמים גבוהים שם.
כן, היינו כאן,
עסק כל כך קשה תרחיש.
אבל זה צריך להיות מגונה.
לו Beleth,
הוא עבד.
אז יצא מתאים.
היה לי את היד מרושעים first
הוא לא מזויף אמיתי?

ובכן אני זומבי.
הביטלס
צרכים אימה.
אין למעלה כלום,
זה יהיה להפיץ את השמועה.

זמן קצר לאחר המעשה שלי היא נשמה חדשה.

לא.
היא לא שרה לנו,
אמרו שהם עבדו שטר נמוך.
מראה עבודה גבוה,
כאשר אתה יודע מה שמעתי
התביית את העולם החמיץ, פחות.
אני אוהב את העבודה שלהם.
זה עובד עכשיו שפוי.
איפה ראית פיטר מוס.
ראו שאני יכול לגנוב ההר
ראה יוסף עבד מגעיל.
מודע של גברים לעבוד בלילה.
ראו את הראשון, אתה יגנוב.

Anonymous said...

Oh Where ART thou Emilio Lari?

Where ART thou?

So many photos and so little time. Like Wonka Vision. There it is on my TV screen. I should be able to just reach in and take it. It's not like a real chocolate bar; it is a real chocolate bar.

And meanwhile

The mother and child reunion is only a motion away.

I second that. A motion.

A hand's motion. Days, Hours, Minutes, Seconds. It makes no difference. But let's call it days. "And then it died." Polite laughter.

No fairytale anymore.

Where are the prizes for the games she entered with little chance of much success?
Daytime nightime suffering is all she gets.

What does it pay to play the leading lady when the like the damsel in distress, daytime nightime suffering is all she gets?

You are the river; I am the stream.
Flow mighty river through me.

Mighty river, give her all she gets.

Let your love for your people show.

Anonymous said...

I am. I do.

Anonymous said...

Just watched a short little Beatles documentary with an Emilio Lari interview and the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about iamaphoney.

Anonymous said...

whatever

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am. I do.

August 1, 2011 4:16 PM



what you waiting for? wind it up!

Anonymous said...

All my lovin', Eye will send to you.

Anonymous said...

what you waiting for? wind it up!


the question is, what are You waiting for?

Anonymous said...

Take that white swan home, Mac.

Anonymous said...

me? waiting?

Anonymous said...

WHATEVER

Anonymous said...

look into these eyes now, tell me what you see

has lost her sheep said...

Let me take you Home!

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
look into these eyes now, tell me what you see



I see Paul and John together again, the twice in a lifetime experience ;}


can you imagine it too?

Anonymous said...

I'll be waiting, you should already know this

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
anonymous said...
look into these eyes now, tell me what you see


I see Paul and John together again, the twice in a lifetime experience ;}


can you imagine it too?

August 1, 2011 5:43 PM


Now that certainly sounds like a dream I can recall having aswell ;D

Anonymous said...

dreams come true, with a little help from my friends

Anonymous said...

If dreams came true I would have beard guy's epic beard right now.

French Kiss said...

Paul & John

Anonymous said...

Your name can go first this time, Macca.


lol

Anonymous said...

whichever sounds good it doesn't really matter much to me :]

Anonymous said...

how did this go the last time exactly.. oh, right.

i was "you"

which means.. hmm, i can't quite remember

Anonymous said...

*does a little research*

Anonymous said...

how should i put this

i was you

it was paul then

now you are me

soooooooo

Anonymous said...

easy easy don't get too emotional on me here

it could be John and Paul again if you really really want it that bad

1+1=? said...

right when there's a rumor about comet elenin possibly being a signal of the second coming of jesus

we could quite possibly be blessed with the second coming of mccartney and lennon

lennon.. elenin i don't know, man.. sounds a little groovy if you ask me

Anonymous said...

She wear no shoeshine.

Anonymous said...

tonight should be a night of random beatles quotes.

jump said...

Apple's my biggest client said...
Fuck off and die

July 31, 2011 4:18 PM





now we know who's bitch you are.
sit girl. sit. good girl. roll over. fetch.

Anonymous said...

just because someones largest client is Apple, doesn't mean they aren't objective. but probably not.

Anonymous said...

depends on how much money, if its $6.66 a month then, yeah, probably pretty objective. if it was more, then maybe not.

Anonymous said...

who the hell are you talking about anyways?

Anonymous said...

who the hell are you talking about anyways?

Anonymous said...

pretty strange, wasn't it

Anonymous said...

yup

Anonymous said...

it could be John and Paul again if you really really want it that bad


Don't you?

It floats ov'r a Round Table said...

just because someones largest client is Apple, doesn't mean they aren't objective. but probably not.


What's not objective?

Anonymous said...

The Rotten Apple series needs to be rebooted, like Spider-Man. Lose the phoney figure, he's too old. Replace him with Megan Fox. I wouldn't mind seeing her shirtless on the beach.

Oh and nobody cares about Paul is Dead, Beatles are for old people. Now it should be about whether or not Justin Bieber was killed and replaced.

And Aleister Crowley is creepy, satanism is bad for you. Change the editing and make it less creepy. Have the message be about Christianity.

Anonymous said...

And Aleister Crowley is creepy, satanism is bad for you. Change the editing and make it less creepy. Have the message be about Christianity.

August 2, 2011 4:38 AM



good idea! cant wait to see the new videos!

the major was a lady said...

Ok so read this:

If you don't see the revealing now, consider it a personal problem thatyou ignored it all this Time.


I'm calling it OVER. Just incase you all forgot who wears the pants in this family.

July 31, 2011 2:18 PM

Woahhhhhhhhhhhh now, who put a mustache on her face! Someone wasn't expecting that, CLEARLY.

Yes i saw the photograph and i just had to laugh

I get it now

Now, mom (pardon my sarcasm) but charlie called and he said "can you take me back"

I'd consider calling him back since you hung up on his face the last time HE called YOU

Anonymous said...

mccartney/lennon fighting at it's finest, folks

Anonymous said...

I'd consider calling him back since you hung up on his face the last time HE called YOU



when? what are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

London calling upon the zombies of death
Quit holding out-and draw another breath!

Anonymous said...

who's charlie?

Anonymous said...

And Aleister Crowley is creepy, satanism is bad for you. Change the editing and make it less creepy. Have the message be about Christianity.

August 2, 2011 4:38 AM



we did that, but you just sat around and bitched and moaned and completely ignored those very important "episodes" anyway.

Anonymous said...

Lose the phoney figure, he's too old. Replace him with Megan Fox.



we can go even better than THAT, jeeze Louise

what, you think we're rank amateurs around here?
You're playing with a world class pro, dear.

the major was a lady said...

His little Lady!

Anonymous said...

Good Evening!

Anonymous said...

Kiss the sky!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'd consider calling him back since you hung up on his face the last time HE called YOU

August 2, 2011 6:38 AM


You are correct and I apologize for that. When the call came it was an inopportune moment.
The phone number he has is no longer valid. As soon as I possibly can I will provide a new contact number and I look forward to our next visit.

Anonymous said...

we did that, but you just sat around and bitched and moaned and completely ignored those very important "episodes" anyway.

August 2, 2011 6:46 AM


yeah they did. i can attest to that.

it was very disappointing.

perhaps 2012 will be different

Anonymous said...

You are correct and I apologize for that. When the call came it was an inopportune moment.
The phone number he has is no longer valid. As soon as I possibly can I will provide a new contact number and I look forward to our next visit.

August 2, 2011 11:21 AM




WHO IS CHARLIE?

Anonymous said...

Look familiar?

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/955bba8aee2bef43a99772a23d85c91d/l.jpg

Anonymous said...

possibly..

Anonymous said...

Now I'm sending it back

Anonymous said...

Nod your head

Anonymous said...

Mirror it sideways

Anonymous said...

He'll be dead

Anonymous said...

Imagine

Anonymous said...

guys,

you can quit the fanboy game of pretending to be in the know about anything.

the only thing anyone here needs to know is there's nothing to know.

baby steps

Anonymous said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

whatever

Anonymous said...

guys,

you can quit the fanboy game of pretending to be in the know about anything.

the only thing anyone here needs to know is there's nothing to know.

baby steps

August 2, 2011 6:17 PM

How about you fuckoff and die?

Anonymous said...

guys,

you can quit the fanboy game of pretending to be in the know about anything.

the only thing anyone here needs to know is there's nothing to know.

baby steps

------

Is tryin' to see where we are now

see any mistakes we've made

straighten 'em out

so there's nothing strange about it

it's just

dead straight

Anonymous said...

reveal paul, reveal all

Anonymous said...

Anon said: Look familiar?

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/955bba8aee2bef43a99772a23d85c91d/l.jpg

August 2, 2011 2:59 PM


That's Hans Buchardt(Pupil). He's quite the Phoney when he sings.

Anonymous said...

I will not participate in the 2012 games. So there.

Anonymous said...

I will not participate in the 2012 games. So there.

August 2, 2011 8:35 PM

thank god

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I will not participate in the 2012 games. So there.

August 2, 2011 8:35 PM

Ringo, you've always been the buzzkill.

Love, George

Anonymous said...

You call this a buzz? what's to kill?

no, 2012 is totally out.

Anonymous said...

s tryin' to see where we are now

see any mistakes we've made

straighten 'em out

so there's nothing strange about it

it's just

dead straight





been there done that. but you just sat around and bitched and moaned and completely ignored those very important "episodes" anyway.


You know I'm right.

Anonymous said...

I will not participate in the 2012 games. So there.

August 2, 2011 8:35 PM

thank god

August 2, 2011 8:44 PM


Thank God WHAT? for WHAT?

you have SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR
but you just sat around and bitched and moaned and completely ignored those very important "episodes" anyway.

Anonymous said...

been there done that. but you just sat around and bitched and moaned and completely ignored those very important "episodes" anyway.


You know I'm right.

August 2, 2011 9:14 PM

And EyeM left, nice to meet you

? said...

you are right, how can i make it up to you.

Anonymous said...

? said...
you are right, how can i make it up to you.

August 2, 2011 11:01 PM

good question

Anonymous said...

So answer it.

Anonymous said...

Ok

give me proof

validate it

Anonymous said...

I want you to (comehome)

Come and Get It said...

It's all been a harmless game

Anonymous said...

my telescope tells the stars not to argue today!

Anonymous said...

Ok

give me proof

validate it

August 3, 2011 7:05 AM





That must be the the most hilarious post ever written. Really.

Anonymous said...

see, I'm laughing at you so hard I stuttered,


lol

Anonymous said...

venus and mars are alright tonight

living in perfect harmony

Anonymous said...

None of these comments make any sense

Anonymous said...

because they clearly weren't meant for you.

Anonymous said...

Who were they meant for?

not just any dancing queen said...

Anonymous said...
Ok

give me proof

validate it

August 3, 2011 7:05 AM




That must be the the most hilarious post ever written. Really.

August 3, 2011 7:51 AM

yeah yeah, irony at it's finest


you have to bust a moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who were they meant for?

August 3, 2011 8:46 AM

it's clearly a conversation
an audience of two
not for you

Anonymous said...

2000th comment

MikeNL said...

2001: A Space Odyssey

Anonymous said...

Turns out the Mirror in the UK was tapping Paul's phone for good gossip hahaha. One of the reporters quoted Paul verbatim to Heather from an answering machine message.

You see, since Paul isn't really some high-ranking Illuminist or whatever, that ordinary sleazy journalists were able to tap his home phone and listen in. So much for your conspiracy theories.

Anonymous said...

ha!

I love that the impersonator continues to speak in his fake Liverpudlian accent even when leaving phone messages for his then-wife.

that would actually be incredibly difficult to remember and do, day in, day out for 5 decades.

Jerry Seinfeld said...

and in other news, I could really go for some double mint gum! What's the deal with that, come on!

Anonymous said...

"In particular, Morgan's opponents point to a 2006 article in which he claims to be have been played a tape of a message Paul McCartney had left on Mills' cell phone.

Morgan described the tape as "heartbreaking."

"The couple had clearly had a tiff, Heather had fled to India, and Paul was pleading with her to come back," Morgan wrote. "He sounded lonely, miserable and desperate, and even sang 'We Can Work It Out' into the answerphone."

Morgan has not explained who got a hold of the tape" (AP)

some magickian, huh? This little slice of real life reveals the "true secret" behind Paul McCartney: just a person with feelings like all of us. Not an alien, a clone, a Mason, witch.

no special powers or PTB to help him. No power, even, to quell loneliness and desperation. He couldn't even salvage his marriage.

so yeah, if you think Paul is a supernatural creature just because he was in a popular band and has money you are mistaken.

hard core and obsessive fans, being natural spectators who believe the act showbiz presents, tend to not grasp the reality behind it all.

Anonymous said...

lol whatever.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean he's ordinary?!!?!

He's a SUPERMAN!!!!

just can't write songs anymore or beat Heather in a divorce settlement, whatever.

Anonymous said...

yea, exactly

Anonymous said...

to be fair, pretty much all overboard fans--whether they be Trekkies or Star Wars nuts or Beatle freaks, tend to live in a fantasy world when it comes to their idols.

PID is actually a hobby like Dungeons & Dragons. Sure, it's ostensibly based on something that *might* be true, but so is Robin Hood, King Arthur and ufology.

anyway, at least they enjoy it.

and that's the real reason they're involved - for fun and to talk Beatles and gossip with like-minded goofballs.

Anonymous said...

yeah, they all don't know what they're talking about

stupid idiots in their fantasy world LOL but Paul is dead!!

Anonymous said...

Paul is as dead as Superman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Superman

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