A few months later in February of 1965, Chuck Brinkman and I were invited to join the Beatles in the Bahamas where they were filming “Help”. I have many memories of that "vacation" but one clearly stands out in my mind. "The Boys" with their well known mischievous streak decided to have some "fun" by wrecking the MG sports car they had been provided. Together they lifted the rear of the card up on two cement cinder blocks, one below each side of the back bumper, and then took delight in starting the motor, laying a brick on the gas peddle and pushing it off the cement blocks for the unattended car to gather speed crashing into a solid cement wall. This was done over and over until the MG no longer could "make the trip" to the wall. With each crash "the boys" leaped for joy squealing in delight cheering on the death of the MG. Source
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For some unknown reason, Ringo Starr is promoting a new recording of a Beatles Outfake from the early days of Contra Band Bootlegs. Oh, wait a minute. I don't mean Ringo Starr, the former Beatle who is releasing a new CD called "Y Not." I am referring to RlNGOSTARR, who released a new video on YouTube called "Peace of Mind."
In a similar vein, Paul McCartney has an official video on YouTube for his new song "I Want To Come Home." But PauIMcCartney of YouTube fame also has an official video for "I Want To Come Home." Only your pause button will know the difference.
It never ceases to amaze me how Grandfather Aleister is able to delve deeply into the minutiae of Beatles History and find the most uncanny connections. His latest effort under the name 999nowhereman is titled Paul is Dead - Sam Ahab is Bahamas Backwards Part 1. GFA is in great form.
And many thanks to MikeyNL for keeping up with and sharing the large amount of Iamaphoney audio material. He quickly gave us a crisp sounding version of "Peace of Mind" and several others on his Iamaphoneymusic page.
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and the beginning
Fileopedia
Don't F with the A and O, the O and A,
It's a magic with a KFC.
and never, ever, EVAH! mess with the Colonel,
Sanders, that is.
Tonight's Mistery
say you don't love him!
"Your Own Groud said...
Burn After Reading?
Sounds like that Krowly book"
BURN THIS!
livin' in the mystery.....
Could it be anybody?
tis' a beatles mystery! (of the night).....
crack the code!
Hey! He didn't bring those guys to Citifield!
Jimmy crack code, and I don't care.
Would be too expensive for that cheapo.
I cracked that code, man. So can you!
Everywhere
All over the place
Every man, he has
A picture of your face
Hey little girl
Don't you realize
This is a goddamn disgrace
mulleT over
1840
1841
Shove it, McCartney.
Come Together
Hey! I figured it all out! I followed the clues, went to the Isle of Wight, found the treasure ($100,000 cash) and THANK YOU Paul is Dead people!!!! I'll be explaining it all in a magazine article soon; right now there are half a dozen (and growing) people wanting the exclusive.
Thanks everyone for playing!
Faded flowers wait in a jar, vis-à-vis a vase.
Shake It Up
Last Train for the Coast
Y NOT
Everybody Had Toupee and Pay
She's a Grand Old Mother
Worn Welcome
(Alright Boys, this is it, over the hill)
We don't care what flag you're waving
We don't even want to know your name
We don't care where you're from
or where you're going
All we know is that you came
Leave me alone, Mrs Vanderbilt.
Nutters!
Mystery of the Night
Sexy Sadie was a real person. She died on September 24, 2009.
oh, that's so sad....
I looked into the sky
Everything was high
Higher than it seemed to be to me
Standing by the sea
Thinking I was free
Did I hear you call or was I dreaming then St. Paul..
You..knew it all along
Something had gone wrong
They couldn't hear your song of sadness in the air
While they were crying out beware
Your flowers and long hair
While you and Sgt Pepper saw the writing on the wall...
You saved one minute of your life to the future
They said you've got dues to pay today
You say it's a fool who plays it cool Sir
And if tomorrow comes you know they'll all hear St. Paul say..
Let me take you down down down down down down down down...
You had a different view
Hey there Paul what's new?
Did Judas really talk to you or did you put us on?
I think there's something wrong
It's taken you too long to change the world
Sir Isaac Newton said it had to fall
Hey St Paul...
(Hey Jude reprise instrumental for a bit)
You saved one minute of your life to the future
They said you've got dues to pay today
You say it's a fool who plays it cool Sir
And if tomorrow comes you know they'll all hear St. Paul say..
I read the news today oh boy...
(ADITL orchestra build)
You had a different view
Hey there Paul what's new?
Did Judas talk to you or did you put the whole world on?
I think there's something wrong
It's taken you too long to change the world
Sir Isaac Newton told you it would fall
You didn't listen St Paul..
Hey Jude reprise..
Na..na na na na na na na na...Hey Paul
Na..na na na na na na na na...Hey Paul
(repeats)
Background:
You say yes, I say no I say hi...
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
Love is all you need (13 times)
William Never Tells
Newsflash: hey goofballs, yeah, we know the lyrics to Beatle songs.
You don't know Jack Shit.
Come On
Just Starfish on the Beach
Sexy Sadie was a real person. She died on September 24, 2009.
Wasn't she the Ma-har-he/she?
(Obits or you're lion.)
Macaca said...
Monkey see, Monkee dead
Mystery of the Knight
safe and soundproof
This is what you really need.
Some call it magic, the search for the grail
What is this Code?
Lions. lily tigers and bears.
Mystery of the Midsummemer's Knight Dream
She's holding a UFO?
A fly flies in.
The Beales
a fly flies out....
I see we are going to have to go over your heads on this and cut to the sponsors. Shame to say, you know the part about the meek inheriting the Earth and all...guess you weren't so meek after all. Wrong audience. Please stay tuned for our sponsors very important message, NEXT! on the Larry King Show!
Meow. Mixx.
LK of Brooklyn NY! Hey! My brother drives cab! I live in a penthouse! go figure!
How very meek of you...
I look just like Buddy Holly.
a-choo!
Ambigram!
Newsflash: hey goofballs, yeah, we know the lyrics to Beatle songs.
January 13, 2010 11:26 AM
i concur . i too say this... goofballs, my wristwatch has more computer power then the moon landing. guess what, us moon technology wrist watch wearers really don't need your help with the lyrics you are typing. any damn place you choose? how about on your own moon landing wristwatch wearing reality?
art bell called, he wants his radio show back
thomas jefferson called, he said
"A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. "
and Thomas jefferson said
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "
and he said
"An injured friend is the bitterest of foes. "
In other words, in your own language... "THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER LET IT BE!"
Let it be, let it be, let it be , let it be...
play that backwards... oh holy shit!
Good morning young captain its 1882
Let it be, let it be, let it be , let it be...
play that backwards... oh holy shit!
(plays it backward)
"The walrus was George"
Holy shit!
And debuting at # 250 on the charts this week...
Ahhhhhhuuuuuueaaaa
Q: When is a brief case a soot case?
A: When you are a liar liar pants on fire!
Can you dig it?
Q: When is a brief case a soot case?
A: When you are a liar liar pants on fire!
That's pretty Phoney!
1890
if it weren't for that obnoxious "Worship 'Alice'ter Crowley" garbage at the end.
warship USS Crowley
The object of the game is to win.
everyone
is iamaphony in the plastic ono band
can anyone explain this
go to their website
and listen to sendit back by billy martin
There’s no winning in this game, only degrees of loosing.
Welcome to the Ba'alagio
(The one across the ocean from Paris)
The Ballad of Thomas Crapper
Shame on you if you don't think this is funny...
Harley Queen Romance
How Dellartful!
Double Pour la Malt
Number Nine
Florilegium
How can it be if you don't let it?
Too many answers to not one question.
A Pall O: Master Mysterian Eponym
On the bank o' the burn ....
Beauty is in the eye of the POEette.
If I make it through, it's all because of U
Band on the ruin!
I'm not buying these stupid excuses.
Excuses for what?
. . . and we all thought Phoney's videos were boring, meaningless, and redundant.
..... Or so we thought...
Isn't it funny how sometimes a very small child is more interested in the box than the toy?
Eventually, they grow out of that.
1918
Princes kept the View.
In the room the women come and go,
Talking of MichaelNL.
A tree grows in Brooklyn.
Flora Legume
An apple a day.....
Blackbirding on Page 6*6*6
or
Lastly a Hogshead of Saltwater
Poling Legumes
Shoe tree bomb
1927
Elias Island
Signed and CL'd
Elijah
Golden slumbers
"I'm the walrus; come here" at 2:34?
And if so, tell me darling, what can it mean?
You're terribly late.
by: William Wordsworth (1770-1850)
I.
TRANGE fits of passion have I known:
And I will dare to tell,
But in the lover's ear alone,
What once to me befell.
When she I loved look'd every day
Fresh as a rose in June,
I to her cottage bent my way,
Beneath an evening moon.
Upon the moon I fix'd my eye,
All over the wide lea;
With quickening pace my horse drew nigh
Those paths so dear to me.
And now we reach'd the orchard-plot;
And, as we climb'd the hill,
The sinking moon to Lucy's cot
Came near and nearer still.
In one of those sweet dreams I slept,
Kind Nature's gentlest boon!
And all the while my eyes I kept
On the descending moon.
My horse moved on; hoof after hoof
He raised, and never stopp'd:
When down behind the cottage roof,
At once, the bright moon dropp'd.
What fond and wayward thoughts will slide
Into a lover's head!
'O mercy!' to myself I cried,
'If Lucy should be dead!'
II.
HE dwelt among the untrodden ways
Beside the springs of Dove,
A Maid whom there were none to praise
And very few to love:
A violet by a mossy stone
Half hidden from the eye!
Fair as a star, when only one
Is shining in the sky.
She lived unknown, and few could know
When Lucy ceased to be;
But she is in her grave, and oh,
The difference to me!
III.
TRAVELL'D among unknown men,
In lands beyond the sea;
Nor, England! did I know till then
What love I bore to thee.
'Tis past, that melancholy dream!
Nor will I quit thy shore
A second time; for still I seem
To love thee more and more.
Among the mountains did I feel
The joy of my desire;
And she I cherish'd turn'd her wheel
Beside an English fire.
Thy mornings show'd, thy nights conceal'd,
The bowers where Lucy play'd;
And thine too is the last green field
That Lucy's eyes survey'd.
IV.
HREE years she grew in sun and shower;
Then Nature said, 'A lovelier flower
On earth was never sown;
This child I to myself will take;
She shall be mine, and I will make
A lady of my own.
'Myself will to my darling be
Both law and impulse; and with me
The girl, in rock and plain,
In earth and heaven, in glade and bower,
Shall feel an overseeing power
To kindle or restrain.
'She shall be sportive as the fawn
That wild with glee across the lawn
Or up the mountain springs;
And hers shall be the breathing balm,
And hers the silence and the calm
Of mute insensate things.
'The floating clouds their state shall lend
To her; for her the willow bend;
Nor shall she fail to see
Even in the motions of the storm
Grace that shall mould the maiden's form
By silent sympathy.
'The stars of midnight shall be dear
To her; and she shall lean her ear
In many a secret place
Where rivulets dance their wayward round,
And beauty born of murmuring sound
Shall pass into her face.
'And vital feelings of delight
Shall rear her form to stately height,
Her virgin bosom swell;
Such thoughts to Lucy I will give
While she and I together live
Here in this happy dell.'
Thus Nature spake -- The work was done --
How soon my Lucy's race was run!
She died, and left to me
This heath, this calm and quiet scene;
The memory of what has been,
And never more will be.
V.
SLUMBER did my spirit seal;
I had no human fears:
She seem'd a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.
No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees;
Roll'd round in earth's diurnal course,
With rocks, and stones, and trees.
Will Iam Wordsworth
at 0:06
Well that went down hill fast!
Move along; nothing to see here.
Who knew?
Ask Mr. Jordon!
hahaha funny thing is, I am certain that anyone who frequents this blog has now trained him/herself to just keep scrolling past andy blue user id's until finding some worthwhile text, not that there ever is any.
Let me scroll it said . . .
no one cares
No truer words were spoken
2u
Or is it U2 ?
The whiners need to be replaced.
I am certain that anyone who frequents this blog has now trained him/herself to just keep scrolling past andy blue user id's
Iglesias quit 'rabbit'-like sex life 15 years ago
Now he lives the horse-like sex life!
ooooh ahhhhh ooooh!
We're gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya!
with the trust of a child
I am certain that anyone who frequents this blog has now trained him/herself to just keep scrolling past andy blue user id's
They be missing out then, huh?
time 2 dance!
Need a love to last 4 evah!
keep scrolling. . . .
damn I scrolled through every page and it was all blue hypergraphia dude.
Ha ha said the clown.
Ha ha said the clown.
Pretty weak.
Calling someone a clown for pointing out what everyone recognizes is a pointless and embarrassing obsession with Taf's blog isn't gonna fly. Try posting some more puns day after day and see if that works for you.
how about, "Laughs Like a Clown said. . ."
yeah, everyone's clever.
I Blew My Lines
did you forget?
I stood on the back porch
and cherry blossom white
Sir George Martin Luther Day!
There better fucking not be a new kid in town...
Wings
1966
There better fucking not be a nuke hid in town...
1969
break up
Look out David Bowie!
1970
i'm gonna send him to outa space, to find a nutta race
the ring of fire, first to use flash cards
You taught me how to lie
It really doesn't fit
But somehow
I got stuck with it
If there had never been the Beatles....
I want to be able to do this!
1976
1977
1978
1979
BANG
the lighthouse
klaatu?
The Real Amityville Horror
George Harrison came?
at least once
Writing makes me feel free. I'm so happy writing. It's all I wanna do. Besides sea my friends. I love life. I love you. I love humanity. I MOSTLY love MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Music keeps me alive!!! That and a day off to immerse in it!!!
Dhani said...
at least once
1989
1990 birth
number 9
8
6
5
4
3
2
2000!
We are all clay. I'm clay too.
2000 nutters
2001 A space oddessy
when these comments reach 2010, every message will represent a year of earth's existance. find the comment of your birth year and repost it on here then send a text message of it to everyone you know or you will die in 7 days
Maybe sooner!
send an error report
Iamahony
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09 09 09
2010.... and to the future. end of the road taf its time to make a new page for us all to dribble on
there may be a delay...
and then I say:
Either study holomorphic functions which satisfy functional relations given by the difference equation or study discrete analogs of holomorphicity such as monodiffric functions!
OK, here's my birthday post.
"What makes a good party"
hot dogs
say say say
3000 or bust
2017
GL :
A) Grand Lodge
B) Guiding Light
C) Go Lions!
D) M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i
I piss i miss
I M Isis
sis is p-m-s
Sip Mi!
I miss sis
Your Charlie Manson smorgasbord of videos.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BackporchTapes
2020, 2021, whatever it takes...
D'OH!
I ZZ
Sleepy I
Lazy eye
HoORUS
they're never gonna be found!
А ведь можно было бы и над акцентом поработать... ппц... нет, мы лучше сиськи покажем - авось, не заметят
Vermouth is an infusion of herbs and spices.
roll over
OK, I'm Blondie!
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